Title:           AiE - Erenehylitornos part 3.
Author:          Phlegm
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First Edit:      Saturday 28th of April 2012 06:40:14 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 28th of April 2012 06:40:14 PM CDT

AiE – Erenehylitornos (Still untitled)        Part Tres
 
 
 
> Ponyville seems exactly like you thought it would be.
> You hadn't really seen it that close from above, but you did regocnize it mostly.
> Again the buildings didn't seem all that cartoony.
> You end up raising your sight back up due to your body insisting that you could fall to your death any second.
> You didn't have acrophobia, but you certainly didn't feel good at this height.
> Spotting a familiar looking tree you know you are almost at Twilight's place.
> Your knuckles are pure white with you holding on to your dear life.
> The four pegasi at the front start the whole landing process, you can feel the gravity trying to make you slide towards the front.
> Not again you fuck.
> You strengthen your grip with the power of three Anons.
> After what felt like an eternity, the chariot finally gets back on firm ground.
> Not taking any risks, you loosen your grip just when you have fully stopped.
 
> ”Are you okay Anon?”
> Celestia sure is concerned about your well-being.
> ”I feared for my life.”
> But you still manage to laugh;
> ”If only I had wings like you do.”
> She seems relieved and goes back to her regular warm smiling expression.
> It's impressive how she can bring that back up immediately right after you finish your sentence.
> She tilts her head towards the library. ”Shall we?”
> You let Celestia lead the way, even if you can see your destination close.
 
> Luckily there doesn't seem to be any p0nies around this part of the town.
> You wouldn't want your first expression to be worse than it has so far been.
> Just as you turn your head to look around you spot a group of four p0nies.
> Luck still  isn't on your side as one of them is facing your direction and spots you and Celestia as you look over.
> There is a good distance between you, but the reaction is still pretty familiar.
> She looks you in terror and slowly points over to your location.
> Better to just mind my own business and get inside as fast as possible.
> Even Celestia by herself is a rare sight here, but with the huge demon beside her it must be worthy of some dramatic headlines.
> Speaking of Celestia, she had already knocked on the door and is looking for you.
> You pick up the pace when the door opens.
 
> With the doorway being so small, Celestia has to bow down to fit through.
> You then hear a simultaneous chorus: ”Princess Celestia?!”
> ”I didn't expect for it to be you. It must be something urgent for you to come personally.”
> Celestia stops so that you can't get past her so you decide to listen what's going on.
> ”Yes Twilight I'm here for something urgent that can't be settled through one letter. Though I'm glad to see all of your friends are here aswell.”
> Great. Just great. They are all here. Now you can make yourself look like a freak to all of them at the same time.
 
> ”We were having a sleepover and ended up staying late” Twilight responds.
> You can hear few yawns as a reaction to this.
> ”I understand. I'm here to ask you for a favor. I need you to research anything about humans with the material you can find here.”
> A single gasp can be heard from the room.
> ”Humans? Aren't they just an old p0nies tale?” Twilight questions.
> ”Uh.. Twi? What's a humie?”
> ”A human AJ. I've read about them in few books and they are descriped as evil demons trying to rule over other species they find.”
> Geez, you really gotta wonder what the previous humans tried to do here to have that kind of text written about them.
> You start to hear some worried sounding chit-chat from the room that gets interrupted by Celestia.
> ”Girls please, I still have more to say.”
> She seems to have their full attention again.
 
> ”You can forget anything you've read about them, because last night one ended up at the Canterlot castle and-”
> Simultaneous gasps.
> ”-I've personally come to the conclusion that this information is false.”
> Followed with a simultaneous sighs of relief.
> ”He is here with me today and the situation is pretty complicated so it will take time to get on top of this.”
> ”Anon you can come in now” Celestia tells you.
> You bow down and look up front to see where you are going only to be greeted by Celestias nether region.
> ”Oh god what-” You hit your head really hard on the door frame.
> ”Oh I'm sorry Anon for blocking the way.”
> You better be that felt like getting slammed with a sledge hammer.
> Holding your head you enter the house.
 
> You witness six very familiar looking ponies.
> You cross your legs and sit down on the floor.
> While offering your hand you introduce yourself; ”Name is Anon.”
> It felt odd. You knew who they were, but they didn't have a slightest idea about you.
> You examine their reactions.
> Pinkie seemed unsure whether to scream and panic or to bust out the welcome vagon.
> Fluttershy was hiding away behind Rarity, who looks your clothing in pure shock.
> You guess your norse outfit with +50 points on belts didn't look too impressive.
> Twilight and Rainbow Dash just stare alternating between you and each other.
> Applejack is the first one to p0ny up and not leave you hanging.
> ”Well howdy doody mister Anon. Fancy meeting you. I'm Applejack. Can't say you often get to meet a human around here.”
> ”Pleasure making your acquaintance Applejack. Can't say I often find myself in Equestria.”
 
 
 
> After a round of introductions Celestia starts telling about your arrival to Equestria with you filling in when needed.
> Right after you are overwhelmed with questions by Pinkie and Dash about what it's like being a demon and about everything between heaven and earth.
> Twilight seems to have gathered a mass of books and is browsing through them with Celestia.
> ”Did you come here from Tartarus Anon?”
> ”No Dash I-”
> ”Oh oh, did you escape when Cerberus came here to Ponyville?”
> ”Pinkie I was about to-”
> ”Cerberus was really big and scary and huge and was really loud like ROOOAAARGH, but thanks to Fluttershy here who is SUUUUPER good with animals of all sorts...”
> Fluttershy utters a frightened whimper as Pinkie scoops her across the room next to her mid-phrase.
> Celestia is silently standing behind Dash and Pinkie, trying to get your attention.
 
> ”Anon, if you have a minute...”
> You stand up.
> ”I'm going to return now to prepare for tomorrow.”
> ”We have important guests coming all the way from Neighpon and it all comes down to first impression with them.”
> ”I'm afraid I can't house you at the castle for the time being due to this.”
> Well that's a shame. Though it would be stupid to complain.
> You are pretty sure they weren't expecting for you to pop out of nowhere.
> ”Obviously I will pay for your expenses during your stay here.”
> Like back at home, you can't live here without any currency.
> ”I'm in your debt once again princess.”
> ”Anon please. We already discussed this whole title process.”
> ”Yes I remember Celestia. I just didn't want to sound rude in the presence of your faithful student and her friends.”
> ”Good. Wait here while I get your bits.”
> Pinkie hadn't stopped even though you weren't paying any attention to her.
> ”-and then Twilight woke up a bunch of snakes and got scared and-”
 
> After receiving your bits and instructions on how to find the local inn ”Three Sisters
” for lodging you still had one thing you had to settle.
> ”I'm going to need some custom made clothing. I can't go around wearing this... disaster.”
> Rarity's eyes seem to liven up now that her line of business is the current topic.
> ”I'm glad that I can agree with you Anon, you simply can not go around looking like that.”
> ”We shall stop by my boutique and get your measurements right away!”
> That's that then. Time to go.
> With Rarity up at the front, followed by you and the other four you take your leave.
> You can see Rarity opening the door and then...
 
> Holy shit fucking epilepsy out of nowhere.
> Showered by flashing lights from every possible direction.
> You squint your eyes to see what's happening.
> The local press. How did they get here so fast?
> They'd put even Peter Parker to shame with their speed.
> You see most of them standing back, most likely in shock, but one of them steps up to you.
> ”What do you plan to do in P0nyville and when will you return to Tartarus?”
> With her unicorn magic she levitates the mic up to your face
 
> You just stare at the mic through your squinted eyes without saying a word.
> Suddenly, you see a pink zip line that stops between you and the press.
> Time seems to stop as the air is filled with confetti and loud horns.
> Simultaneously the press is plastered with... cake?
> ”Welcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you!”
> ”Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do?”
> It's Pinkie Pie, when did she.... nevermind. This is your chance.
> You start running to a random direction with Rarity following you close behind.
> ”Thanks Pinkie!”
> She gives you the biggest grin she can muster.
 
> Avoiding the press and getting around the town took longer than planned, but you made it to your destination.
> You spot a slight glow on Rarity's horn and see the boutique door open.
> ”That sure is handy. Does it regocnize your magic or how does it work?”
> Rarity flicks up the light switch.
> ”It works like a lock I suppose.”
> ”You can't open it without ”knowing” the key. Surely someone as talented as Twilight can open it either way, but it's safe enough.
> ”I end up locking it with regular key in addition if I go outside of P0nyville.
> You keep up your chit-chat while Rarity gets your measurements and asks what kind of clothing she should make.
 
> You are about to make your leave as you hear Rarity wanting your attention.
> ”Anon wo... would you like to stay here for the night..?”
> The what now
> ”You'd save the bits you received from princess Celestia and wouldn't have to go around the town with the press pestering you.”
> She seems to have an ulterior motive, but you decide it is better to let it be for now.
> It makes your life easier around here if you can avoid the public eye.
> ”Alright then.”
> Well whatever she has in mind you will most likely learn to know sooner or later.
 
> You sit and look around while Rarity is working on your outfit and some other outfits at the same time.
> Hopefully she won't get them mixed up.
> ”Excuse me miss Rarity, where is the..”
> ”Oh please Anon. Just Rarity is fine..”
> ”Alright. Where can I find the restroom?”
> ”Just go up the stairs and go left. While you are up there do you mind going to the attic and bringing me more of these mannequins?”
> She points over to elaborate.
> ”Sweetie Belle and her friends broke few of them when they were playing ”Cutie Mark Crusaders King of Fighters” or something along the lines.”
> ”Will do.” You stand up and decide to go to the attic for starters.
 
 
> It's your typical attic, cramped full of stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away.
> Chairs and tables, cupboards and what not. Even some paintings.
> Luckily the mannequins are right at the front so you don't have to work your way past everything.
> There is an acoustic guitar leaning agaisnt the back of a chair by the wall.
> It's pony sized, but seems to be in good shape.
> You didn't know even the first thing about acoustic guitars or about playing an instrument for that matter.
> You pick it up and skim over it.
> Heh. Why not?
> You have the song on your mind, now if you only could...
> Muscle memory kicks in and you start playing.
> Startled, you interrupt almost right after starting.
> What was that?
 
> You go for it again.
> Surely enough, you start playing.
> Like programmed, your hands know what to do.
> Which string or fret to use, what it's supposed to sound like.
> After playing your song you start to tune the guitar.
> ”Hmm... sounds like it's out of tune.”
> You wince a bit and lay the guitar back on the chair.
> What was that about. You don't actually know what it's supposed to sound like.
> You grab the mannequins and take them downstairs for Rarity.
> Still lost in thoughs, you receive your thank-you's and walk back upstairs.
> While you are at the restroom you check your asscheeks for any cutie marks.
 
End of Part Tres.