Title:           AiE - Erenehylitornos part 2.
Author:          Phlegm
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First Edit:      Wednesday 25th of April 2012 09:23:02 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 25th of April 2012 09:23:02 AM CDT

AiE – Erenehylitornos (Still untitled)        Part Dos
 
 
 
> You feel all beaten up.
> Respiratory ducts clogged up combined with a slight headache and hunger.
> Atleast the room is warm. Last thing you want is to go back to that coldness.
> You've been gradually waking up, but these were the first things you acknowledged after all those dream shenanigans.
> The fireplace in the room fills your ears with its soothing sound.
> After your brain catches up to your discovery you feel even worse.
> Your house doesn't have a fireplace.
> Still dazy, you raise up and sit on the bedside.
 
> After coughing your lungs out and rubbing your eyes to see anything you inspect the room you are in.
> The bed you are on is one of those expensive looking mahogany beds with a bedding of a deep red color.
> The room is meagerly decorated, with few paintings on the light purple walls.
>  It's also dim, with no windows or other light source than the fire.
> Next to the fireplace there is a small table and a pair of chairs.
> You are also stark naked.
 
> Getting more rest would seem like the best idea, but your mind is too blown for you to just ignore this place you are in.
> Wrapping yourself up with the bedspread, you walk up to the door and slowly start to open it.
> The door slightly creaks and you can now see into the corridor.
> You are immediately noticed by two inviduals.
> A royal guard  and a some sort of maidservant would be your guess.
> Except they were p0nies.
> The maid goes off before you have a chance to open your mouth.
> ”Oh you're awake. Please wait while I inform Her Majesty.”
> Like a robot you just nod and proceed to close the door.
 
> Jesus fuck it's still this place.
> You pinch your cheek. Yup, feeling pain alright.
> Yup, fire feels hot when you bring your hands too close.
> After several tests you fall back on the bed.
> ”Why am I still here....” you mutter.
> The night you woke up outside felt real in a similar way, but you convinced yourself that it was all just a dream.
> You pinch your cheek again for being such an emo.
> This isn't time to be depressed.
> Maybe your questions will be answered by ”Her Majesty” when she gets here.
> ”So I guess it's Celestia then?” you ask yourself.
> You suddenly realize that you made them wait for an unknown amount of time while you were dozing of in the bath.
 
 
> A sudden knock on the door makes you jump.
> Without a word, you go and open it like you did earlier.
> Beyond the door stands a white p0ny almost as tall as you.
> Your guess was right, it is princess Celestia.
> You leave the door open and go to sit by the bedside again.
> Celestia tells something to the maid p0ny before stepping in the room and closing the door behind her.
> You are amazed how calming her presence is, you can't sense even an ounce of hostility or doubt from her.
> She makes her way further in the room before saying anything.
> ”Celestia.”
> You notice she dropped the whole princess thing right from the start.
> ”Anon.”
> You feel a bit off introducing yourself and not shaking hands, but you can't really complain.
> You decide to go for it first.
> ”I'm really sorry for leaving you wait while I was dozing off at the bath.”
> She gives you a hearty laugh.
> ”Don't worry about it. We had you transported here when we noticed you were really taking your time.”
> This is more than embarrassing. They carried you buck naked from the bath to this room all while you were sleeping.
 
> Celestia gets your attention again.
> ”What brings you to Equestria? I have to say, you really made our rookie guards terrified with your sudden appearance.”
> ”We only have a few recordings about humans in our library and most of that content is considered to be debatable.”
> ”Obviously I have taken a second look through them now that you appeared before us.”
> You try to clear your throat in hopes of your voice being somewhat audible.
>  ”To be honest, I have no idea how I ended up here.”
> You go on about how you went to bed in your own world and then dreamed about flying over Equestria that finally ended with you dropping down from the sky.
> You had then struggled to get to the castle in hopes of being let inside with your low amount of clothing.
> You also mention that you didn't know that this was Equestria until you saw the guard p0ny and you had convinced yourself that this was all just a dream until you woke up in this room.
 
> After listening to your story Celestia seems a bit lost.
> ”Brought here against your will.. I'm afraid I can't answer you how or why that happened.”
> You can't help feeling sad after hearing that.
> ”The few human entries in our library were under myths and legends.”
> ”They described humans as evil and dangerous beasts that should be handled with caution.”
> You can't help but laugh.
> ”Yeah I guess that is correct for some inviduals” you comply.
> ”There are many kind of people out there.”
> Celestia seems relieved after seeing your reaction.
> ”It seems you aren't much different compared to us” she tells you.
> ”My sister Luna told me that she couldn't sense any evil from you and I've reached the same conclusion.”
 
 
> After talking about this and that your discussion goes back to your current situation.
> ”I have nothing against your stay here in Equestria, but I think you'd rather return home, am I correct?”
> ”I hate to give you trouble, but I just don't think I belong here” you sigh.
> ”You don't need to feel sorry for anything Anon.”
> ”I will personally research anything related to humans or transportation  and see if I can find anything to help you get back.”
> She really is a goddess.
> Without a doubt she promises to help you in anyway she can.
> ”I'm in your debt Your Majesty.”
> You see a slight frown on her face.
> ”Please, I introduced myself without any kind of title in hopes of you not picking that up.”
> ”Okay, Celestia. Thank you for your hospitality.”
> You see the usual smile return.
 
> ”I think we should go check the ponyville library for possible information.”
> ”Even though the library here is larger, we don't hold many copies of the same books between here and ponyville.”
> ”My personal student Twilight Sparkle is the librarian there and I'm sure she will also help you.”
> You haven't mentioned to her that you know a lot about Twilight and her friends or even about Equestria through the series you saw back at earth.
> You decide to leave it at that because explaining it would be way too hard for you.
> ”I'll go prepare our to trip to ponyville, if you need something before you leave feel free to ask the maid.”
> You follow Celestia as she leaves the room.
> You stop at the doorway and tell the maid to get her flank over here.
> She walks up to the door without fear.
> They really should have her instead of those guards you met yesterday.
> ”I don't suppose you have any human sized clothing?”
> She shakes her head and gives you a bit confused stare.
> ”Why would you need clothes? It's really warm out there.”
> You sigh. You really didn't want to explain this stuff to her.
> ”It's a human thing. Then can you bring me loads of belts? Enough to fit around me?”
> Even if the p0nies didn't care, you still didn't like showing off your junk around the town.
> The maid nods and leaves to get your belts.
 
> You search around the room if there is anything else to wear than that dark red bedding.
> Opening one of the cabinets, you find blankets made out of what you think is sheep wool.
> You take one out and find it to be big enough to cover you up.
> Though it will be overkill out in the sun, you didn't know how long and cold the trip would be.
> You didn't want to risk making your condition any worse than what it is now.
> Knock on the door indicates that the maid is back.
> You receive your massive amount of belts.
> You are about to thank her, but seems like she has something to tell you.
> ”You looked really hungry so I made you something to eat.”
> She offers you a plate with two delicious looking sandwiches.
> These p0nies. They are so thoughtful.
> After resisting the urge to hug her you take the plate and thank her many times before closing the door.
 
> There is no mirror in the room, but you know that you look like a retard.
> You had to take like five to seven belts and put them in a chain to reach around you.
> You weren't fat, but boy were the p0ny belts tiny.
> One set of belts didn't feel good enough, so you used two more.
> You looked like some sort of cross between a norse warrior and jrpg main character with your four million belts and a long wool kilt.
> You also throw a blanket over your shoulders to complete your look.
> This will have to do for now.
> Knock on the door tells you it's time to leave.
> Celestias reaction doesn't surprise you.
> ”I'll return these to you when I get proper clothing.”
> You feel like an asshole for taking them without asking, but you don't feel comfortable naked.
> She still doesn't look too convinced.
> ”It's a human thing. I'll tell you about it at some point.”
> ”It's fine Anon. I'm sure we both have much to learn.”
 
> Outside is Celestias chariot ready to go.
> The sun's shining at an annoying angle, but it reminds of your earlier flying experience.
> You are a bit reluctant getting on the chariot, as it has no seatbelts or handles to hold on.
> Heck, it doesn't even have seats on it.
> Celestia seems to be some sort of  mind reader as she can tell what worries you.
> ”There is no need to worry about the trip Anon. I will be here with you the whole time.”
> You still don't trust this fancy looking transport, but you can trust Celestia.
> You sit next to her and give her the thumbs up that your body is ready.
> She informs the four pegasi at front that we are ready to go.
> Even with the extra load, they easily take off the ground towards the sky.
> Ponyville doesn't seem to be too far away from the castle so you are optimistic about your survival.
 
End of part Dos.