Title:           Whatever I Want Part 4 + Message to mulp
Author:          PastaFromSpace
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First Edit:      Friday 12th of June 2015 11:51:06 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 3rd of August 2015 04:39:32 PM CDT

Okay, I haven't really been writing that much (or at all) lately and I'm sure you've all noticed. I'm just here to say that the story is not quite kill just yet. I haven't forgotten about pet/maid Dash and I haven't forgotten about canocorn, I'll get to that too, I'm a guy who keeps his promises. But yeah, the ride isn't over yet, thanks for all of you who have had faith in me this long. Updating in the Rainbow Dash thread/general
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>Rainbow Dash will be back any minute now
>That's what you said an hour or two ago
>She's not the kind of girl who'd keep you waiting- if anything it's the other way around- so you decide to call her and see what's up
>"... hey Nonny what's up?"
>She took a few moments to pick up
"I was just about to ask you that"
>"Oh yeah, sorry. Didn't mean to take so long"
"No biggie, just making sure you didn't die or something"
>"I'm fine, don't worry. I'll be there in a bit"
"No rush, whenever you get here is fine so-"
>"Alright, great, see you in a bit"
>*click*
>Well that was abrupt
>Hopefully she's okay
>Of course she's okay
>She's always okay
>... right?
 
>Be Rainbow Dash
>Just a few hours ago, Anon agreed to let you stay at his place while he gets used to being... not so mobile
>Plus, and there's no way you'd ever say it to his face, the thought of getting to take care of him sounds kind of fun
>You grabbed some stuff from home you'd need and cleared the next week with Gramps
>Well, sort of cleared it with him
>You told him that you'd be staying with a friend for a few days, neglecting to mention that this friend is your boyfriend who lives alone
>Yeah, better leave that part out
>Before heading back to Anon's place there's one more thing you've got to do
>Give Rarity a call
>Rarity: "Hello?"
"Hey Rarity, I need a bit of advice"
>Rarity: "Okay, whats going on between you and Anon?"
"Wha- how'd you know this was about him?"
>Rarity: "Well what else would you need my advice about?"
"Good point. Okay, so I'm going to be staying with him for a while and I was-"
>Rarity: "Wait a second, you mean to tell me you're moving in with him already?!"
"No, I'm just-"
>Rarity: "I knew you two were close, but jeez, don't you think it's a little early?"
"Damn it Rarity, we're not moving in together!"
>Rarity: I know I know, it's just fun messing with you sometimes. So what's going on with you, and please, don't spare all the dirty details"
>Maybe it wasn't such a good idea asking her
>You tell her about everything, about you staying with him just to make sure he's okay
>Absolutely nothing dirty about your intentions
>... okay, chances are it's gonna get dirty but she doesn't need to know that
>Rarity: "That's really sweet of you to be taking care of him like that. I didn't know you had it in you"
"Thanks, I guess"
>Sounds a little like an insult but whatever
>Rarity: "So what do you need me for?"
"Well, you see, ever since the whole Battle of the Bands thing happened, we've been so busy.  This is the first time he and I have had any real alone time in a long time"
>Rarity: "Sounds to me like the kind of thing you should be asking Pinkie Pie about"
"I'd actually much prefer to keep it just between us, and I'm pretty sure he would too"
>Anon's not the only one who's actually afraid to know what kind of sex things Pinkie's in to
>Rarity: "Then you need me for...?"
"I was going to ask if you had any tips or advice to make this time really special"
>Rarity: "And you're asking me?"
"Yeah, you've dated like, a million other guys before, you know way more about this than I do"
>Rarity: "Okay, first off, 'a million' is quite the exaggeration, and a little harsh. But I suppose I do have just a little more experience than you do. What kind of thing did you have in mind?"
"That's just it, I've got nothing"
>Rarity: "Hmm... I may have something in mind"
>*BEEP BEEP-BEEP BEEP*
"Hang on, I've got another call"
>... crap. It's Anon
"That's him, I've gotta call you back"
>Rarity: "Don't worry about it, I've got a few things to take care of too. And trust me, I'll come up with something to make your time special"
"Thanks. And by the way"
>Rarity: "I know I know, keep it a secret. See you tomorrow"
>*BEEP*
>She hangs up
>Hopefully you haven't kept him waiting too long
"Hey Nonny, what's up"
>Anon: "I was just about to ask you that"
"Oh yeah, sorry. Didn't mean to take so long"
>*BEEP BEEP*
>Great, now someone's texting you
Anon: "No biggie, just making sure you didn't die or something"
"I'm fine, don't worry. I'll be there in a bit"
>*BEEP BEEP*
>Another one
>Why can't you just have one uninterrupted phone conversation today?
>Anon: "No rush, whenever you get here is fine so-"
"Alright, great, see you in a bit"
>*click*
>*BEEP BEEP*
>Sorry Nonny, but someone clearly has an emergency
>... scratch that, they're all from Pinkie, so it's safe to assume Rarity's gossip started already
>*BEEP BEEP*
>Okay, she needs to- wait, this one isn't from Pinkie
>It's from... Cadence?
 
>After making sure you've got everything you're going to need packed, you toss your bag into the trunk of your car and quickly make your way to his place
 
>You are Anon, still waiting at home alone
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>Alright, Dash is back
>You maneuver your way to the door
>Just when you thought you had this whole "moving in a chair" thing down, your furniture proves to be a formidable foe
>But you get there in... reasonable time
>You only had to shout "Don't leave I'm coming" once
"Hey Dashie, sorry to keep you- ... oh, it's just you"
>Emily: "Yeah, just me"
>She takes no shame in welcoming herself inside
-
"Your hat is over there on the table. It shouldn't be too destroyed"
>Emily: "I actually came to check on you, but thanks for the reminder"
"Wait, you actually came to check on me?"
>Emily: "Yeah, I figured you could use someone to keep an eye on you for a while"
"Don't worry, Dash is gonna be here for a few days to make sure I don't die"
>Emily: "Rainbow Dash? She's your girlfriend, right?"
"Pretty sure"
>Emily: "Alright. Just keep the noise down. I've got a lot of stuff to do, and I'd rather not be kept up listening to you guys doing it all night"
"Yeah yeah, we'll try"
>Screw that, you'll be as loud as you want
>In fact, extra loud just because she asked you not to
>She takes her hat and promptly plants it on top of her head
>Emily: "See you around wheelchair boy"
"The name's Hot-Wheels"
>That gets a chuckle out of her
>Emily: "Gotcha. See ya Hot-Wheels"
>And she departs, once again leaving you to wait alone
 
>A few cooking shows later, which you only watch when there's absolutely NOTHING ELSE better on TV, there's another knock at the door
>First Twilight, then your neighbor, who is it this time? The Dazzlings come back for revenge? Redheart dropping by just to give you a hard time? Maybe it's one of those bike riding church guys?
"Oh hey Dashie, wasn't expecting you"
>Wow, perfect timing
>Dash: "Sorry I took forever, hope you weren't waiting too long. Anything happen while I was gone?"
"... nah, nothing. Just waiting. Anything with you?"
>Dash: "Nope. Nothing."
>There's something she's not saying, you can tell
>But hey, you didn't mention Twilight coming in and pretty much ordering you to teach the Dazzlings about friendship or whatever
>Meh, it'll come out eventually
>For now, just get ready to enjoy the peace, quiet, and calmness while you still can
 
>Dash: "So what have you been up to besides waiting?"
"Besides waiting? Just more waiting"
>Technically, you didn't lie
>You haven't done anything of value since you got home, aside from watching boring TV shows alone
>So you invite her to take a seat next to you on the sofa
>Or rather, next to the empty spot where you're going to sit just as soon as you maneuver out of this chair and onto the sofa
>...
>This is a little harder than you thought it'd be
>Dash: "Need some help?"
"Nah, I got it"
>...
>Okay, a lot harder
>Dash: "You sure, you look a little-"
"Trust me, I got this"
>...
>Your chair nearly tips over, but somehow you get your balance back
>Dash: "Okay, stop before you hurt yourself. Let me give you a hand"
>You tune her out because you know you got this... you totally got this...
>Ta-da!
"Told you I'd make it"
>Dash: "And it only took about twenty minutes"
>When she wasn't watching you struggle she was aimlessly flipping through channels for something to watch
"It's the principle that counts. Besides, I made it didn't I?"
>Dash: "Fair enough. Just don't hurt yourself again doing it"
>As she says that, she leans over onto your shoulder
>Dash: "You've been making me worry too much lately"
>... damn
>You put your arm around her and hold her tighter for comfort, searching for something to say
"With my leg the way it is there's not much trouble I can get myself in"
>Dash: "No offense, but I'm sure you can find a way"
"Then it's a good thing I've got you looking out for me, isn't it?"
>Dash: "Yeah, I suppose. And now that the Dazzlings are out of our hair, there shouldn't be any trouble"
>You have yet to tell her about Twilight's request
"Listen, about that-"
>Dash: "-Hold that thought"
>She stops on a sports channel in the middle of a baseball game
>Dash: "Oh my gosh, I didn't even know they were playing today"
>You don't really follow baseball, so you have no idea who "they" are, but her eyes light up
>Dash: "Sorry, what were you saying?"
"Oh, it's nothing"
>It can wait until tomorrow
>Today's been a long ass day, and right now you just want to relax
>Yup, just close your eyes, lean back, and relax...
>...
 
>And the next thing you know you're lying in bed, and judging by the color outside the windows it's night time
>The lights are off and you're tucked in under the covers with Dash is right next to you
>As you sit up, your new house guest seems to wake
>Dash: "mhh... what time is it"
>You look over her to see the alarm clock, the dim red lights seeming bright as hell to your still adjusting eyes
"About 2 a.m. I think"
>That's either a 2 or a 3, hard to tell
>Dash quietly groans and plops her head back on the pillow
>She must have brought it from home, since you don't have a spare pillow anywhere in the place
"How'd I get in bed anyways?"
>Too late, you can already hear her heavy breathing, the kind of breathing that usually means she's in a deep sleep
>Yeah, getting an answer out of her now is futile
>Nothing to do now but bury your face in the back of her head and go back to sleep
 
>The next morning
>*BEEP-BEEP-BEEP*
>... Damn, the alarm clock
>You were sleeping pretty comfortably too
>As you sit up you realize that with Dash between you and the night stand your alarm clock is sitting on there's no way you could reach it without climbing over her
>Thankfully she sits up not long after you do
>Dash: "I got it" she says through a well-rested yawn
>*CLICK*
>Thank God for having her around
>With the alarm stopped, you close your eyes and try to get a little more rest
>You always set your alarm really early so you always have time to get ready
>Even with a broken leg you should still have a good fifteen minutes to spare
>Dash: "Come on Nonny, get up"
>... or maybe not
>She gives your shoulder a gentle shake
>Dash: "Come on, we're gonna be late"
"Late? What time is it?"
>Dash: "8:30"
>... that gets you to sit up
"I thought I set my alarm to 7 a.m."
>Dash: "... I may have hit the snooze button once or twice"
"Once or twice?"
>Dash: "Okay, maybe three times, tops"
>You know for a fact that it had to have been like, at least six
>But screw it, you're going to be late
>Dash: "Don't worry, I usually get up right about now, and I always make it just in time"
"And did you take into account that you're with a guy with one working leg?"
>Dash: "... crap. I completely forgot about that"
>Can't really hold it against her, it's not like all of your plans have been solid 10/10s
>She quickly grabs some clothes from her bag and heads to the bathroom to take a quick shower
>You probably won't have time to take one before school, but you can always do it when you get back
>No one will notice, right?
>Right
>Just gotta change your clothes
 
>After getting back in the chair, which was much easier this time than with the couch, you go to your closet and grab some fresh clothes and quickly change
>Or at least as quick as you can
>By the time Dash comes back in, still drying her hair, you're almost done, just slipping your shirt on
>Dash: "Damn, that was fast"
"You too"
>It's about 8:40
>Normally you'd be okay on time
>Normally
>Dash: "Do you know of any shortcuts between here and the school that can get us there faster?"
"Yeah, it's called 'we hurry' "
>Dash: "Gotcha"
>You both grab your backpacks and leave without even checking if you have everything you need for school
>Let's be real, you hardly do anything at school anyways
 
>Once you get outside, she grabs the handles on the back of your chair
>Dash: "You know the way, right?"
"Of course I do"
>Dash: "Good, guide me"
"What do you mean by-"
>Dash: "-Hold on tight!"
>Before you can even finish your statement she starts running down the street at what you hope is her top speed, because any faster will probably get you killed
 
>She races you to school as you guide her along the way
>At the speed you're going you feel every single little bump and crack in the sidewalk like you're racing over speed bumps
>It's a good thing she gave you that last second warning to hold on
 
>Miraculously you both make it to school alive
>Dash is panting and gasping for breath while you sit comfortably in your chair
>Meh, you've got a little time to spare
>You pat yourself on the lap
"Come on Dashie, we've got time to spare. Take a rest"
>With no hesitation she plops her butt down in your lap, letting out sigh of relief through her staggered gasps
>Dash: "Thanks Nonny"
"It's only fair since you pretty much did all the work. Remind me to pay you back for this next time you end up in a wheelchair"
>Dash: "Better yet, let's just hope I don't end up in a wheelchair"
"Deal. By the way, how did I end up in bed last night anyways?"
>Dash: "You dozed off on the couch, so after the baseball game I carried you back to your bedroom and put you to bed"
>Great, that's another favor you owe her
>Why'd you have to fall in love with someone so awesome
>Dash: "When I did, I figured, it's getting pretty late anyways, might as well go to bed too"
"So you got in with me?"
>Dash: "Yeah, you're not bothered by that, you?"
"I'd be bothered if you didn't get in bed with me"
>She looks like she wants to say something, but can't
>Time to move in for the kill
>And by "kill", you mean "kiss her"
>As you slowly lean in, bringing your lips closer to hers, she gives up the search for words
>Instead, she lets her hands do the talking, bringing them up to either side of your face, cradling your face
>Her eyes shut and her lips part, steadily inching towards yours
>"So did you guys do it last night or not?"
>And there goes the moment
>As you pull back you see Pinkie and Fluttershy standing behind her, Pinkie stifling her giggles while Fluttershy silently waves
>Pinkie: "Well? I heard what you were saying about sleeping together last night, I bet you did a lot more than sleeping. You know what's up, right Fluttershy"
>She gives Fluttershy a wink and a nudge in her side
>Thank God Rarity's not here or this'd be a lot worse
>Dash: "He didn't mean what it sounded like, I swear"
>Fluttershy: "don't worry, I know what you meant by that. Rarity told us about you staying with Anon to look after him"
>Dash: "She did?"
>Pinkie: "Yup. And besides, we all know you guys do it like, all the time too, so it's no biggie"
>Dash: "It's not ALL the time"
>Pinkie: "Well it's a lot, and I mean a WHOLE lot. I bet that's why you guys were almost late today"
>Dash: "It had nothing to do with that"
>Pinkie: "Yeah, suuuuure"
>She gives you a wink
>Dash: "You believe me, right Fluttershy?"
>Fluttershy: "of course I do. you two have a distinct look about you after making love, and you don't have that look now"
>Pinkie erupts into laughter, while you struggle not to
>Initially, Fluttershy is clueless, and it takes a while for her to realize what she's just said
>Fluttershy: "... oh, sorry. I probably shouldn't have said that much"
>Dash: "Don't worry, it's not your fault. Let's just hurry and get to class before-"
>*RIIIIIIIING*
>Dash: "... never mind"
>Pinkie: "Well, no need to hurry. We're all officially late now"
"Not necessarily"
>Fluttershy: "what do you mean? the bell just rang"
"But if you all come in with me I'm sure I can get you out of trouble"
>Fluttershy: "how?"
"Think about it: you're just three friends helping their crippled friend get around. What kind of person would punish you for that?"
>Luna probably would
>Dash: "Alright, let's go"
>You stop Dash from getting up
"Dont worry Dashie, I'll give you a lift"
>Dash: "You sure about that?"
"Positive"
>Dash: "Fine, alright"
>She wiggles around a bit, readjusting herself to get comfortable
>Pinkie: "Room for one more on the Hot-Wheels Express?"
"-No"
>You answer her quickly
>You'd never say it, but Dash is heavier than you thought, and moving with her is hard enough
>But damn it you said you'd do it
>Can't back out now
>You walk with each of them to their respective classes- or rather, they do the walking, you follow along
>Once you got the wheels turning, it definitely helped move the weight of the two of you
>First Fluttershy, then Pinkie
>Their teachers all seem to buy your excuse about helping the crippled friend
>Lastly, you drop off Dash down the hall from her classroom
>Dash: "Thanks again for the lift"
"Just consider it thanks for helping me get here almost on time"
>She kneels down to give you a hug
>Now that she's on your level, you've got the perfect opportunity
"Hold up, don't move. You got something on your face"
>Dash: "What is it?"
>Catching her off-guard, you grab her and plant a big kiss right on her lips
>You hold yourself against her until her lips stop quivering and her hands stop shaking
>Then, you pull away
"Nothing, just me"
>Smooth/10
>Once again she's lost for words, but she's not without a reaction
>A good punch right on your shoulder, which from her is usually a good thing
>Dash: "You're just lucky I've gotta get to class, or there'd be more where that came from"
>In your book that sounds pretty unlucky
"See you later then"
>Dash: "Yeah, see you later"
>She walks over to her class, seemingly unable to walk straight, her legs wobbly and shaking
>And to think you've got at least another week of her living with you
>Another week of this
>Sounds fun
>You're on your way to class alone when a voice echoes through the hall, calling out to you
>"Halt, who goes there?"
>Either someone called in the Royal Guard or Vice Principal Luna caught you
>...yup, Luna
"Just me, heading to class"
>Luna: "This late? Are you just arriving?"
"Yup"
>Luna: "And why, pray tell, are you so tardy"
>You silently direct her attention to the wheelchair
"It's my first day in this thing, cut me a little slack alright"
>She sighs, unhappy with the choice she's about to make
>Luna: "Alright alright. We'll take you to your next class"
"Thanks. It's math, right down the hall over there"
>... making Luna your personal slave?
>Awesome
>Luna: "And Anonymous?"
"Yeah?"
>Luna: "This is the only time we will be 'cutting you any slack'. But do not take that tone with us again"
>Fair enough
 
>Later that day, Biology class
>Rarity had the courtesy of picking you up outside your previous class and walking you over with her
>That was nice of her
>If it wasn't for the fact that she only did it to pry some gossip out of you
>Destination: Your assigned seat next to Rarity in the back of the class
>Obstacle: Maneuvering between the desks to get back there in a wheelchair
>To your surprise, people are nicer than you thought, nice enough to move their desks aside to give you more room
>If this is how they treat you, you might consider making this whole "wheelchair" thing a permanent gig
 
>Teacher: "Alright everyone, settle down. Now I'm sure we're all glad to see your classmate is okay and out of the hospital. But we also have two new students joining our class today"
>The new kids enter the room
>...
>...
>... no way
>No freaking way
"Hey Rarity"
>Rarity: "I see them"
>Teacher: "They've just transferred into Canterlot High this week"
>The guy next to you leans over and whispers to you
>"Hey Anon, those new girls"
"Yeah?"
>"The one with the big hair's got a nice ass, don't you think"
"I guess, when she's not trying to steal your brain or something"
>"Uhh... yeah sure, whatever floats your boat. I'm more of an ass guy myself"
"Well, not if it's hers"
>"What's the matter, you know her or something?"
"Don't tell me you seriously don't recognize her"
>"Not at all"
>You turn to Rarity and exchange a glance
>She heard every word of your conversation, and she's just as concerned as you are
>Teacher: "Please give a warm welcome to our newest classmates, Adagio Dazzle and Sonata Dusk"
>The only empty seats available are in front of you and Rarity, so they end up coming towards you
>Neither of them dare make eye contact with you, not even Sonata
>Sooner or later you're going to have to talk to them... might as well make it sooner
>About five minutes into the teacher's lecture, you curl over and start groaning in pain
>Teacher: "Anonymous, is everything okay?"
"N-No... I'm..."
>... perfectly fine, just looking for an excuse to get out of here
>You grab at your leg cast like it's actually hurting and pretend to almost fall over
>Teacher: "Can someone escort him to the nurse's office, quick?!"
>With your good leg, you give Adagio's chair a stern kick
>Adagio: "Hey, what was that for?!"
>She jumps from her seat, just like you intended
>Teacher: "Oh, thank you Adagio, the nurse's office is around the corner and a down the hall. Anonymous should know how to get there. Sonata, can you go with them just in case?"
>Sonata: "Yeah, sure"
>As they wheel you out, you look back at Rarity, giving her a discrete nod
>She got the message
>Tell the girls
 
>They wheel you out the door and around the corner, you faking pain all the while
>Adagio: "Alright, where to now?"
>Time to drop the act
"Right here looks good"
>Adagio: "Wait a second, you were faking it? Why would you do that?"
>Sonata: "Yeah, what's going on here?"
"Maybe I should be asking you that"
>Sonata: "Huh?"
"Look, I'm no evil mastermind, but if you're still trying to take over the world, then you probably shouldn't hit the same school twice"
>Sonata: "... how much do you remember?"
"Everything"
>"Anon!!"
>Rarity's voice comes calling from down the hall, joined by all the other girls
>She got the word out fast
>Sometimes her gossip skills come in handy
>Applejack: "And what the hay are you two doing here exactly?"
>Sunset: "Does it matter why? Let's just throw them out right here and now"
>Fluttershy: "now girls, don't you think they deserve a fair chance to explain themselves"
"Hate to say it, but I'm with Fluttershy on this one"
>There's something weird going on, and you intend to find out
"Listen up you two, I'm the only thing standing between you two and the wrath of Applejack, which trust me, is not a good thing to be under, so you better start explaining before I step aside"
>The two Dazzlings exchange an awkward glance
>Adagio: "... alright. Just tell me where to begin"