Title:           [EqG-RD] Anon takes Dashie to the Prom
Author:          Liquid_Plasma
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First Edit:      Wednesday 18th of September 2013 02:09:03 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 18th of September 2013 02:09:03 AM CDT

Anonymous 11 hours ago No.13598435
>be you
>be in Equestria Girls
>be in love with Rainbow Dash
>be lunch time
>you are feeling particularly confident today
>walk up to the sports clique table
>'Uh...Hi, Rainbow Dash.'
>Dash's face is pic related
>she and her friends laugh at you
>whole school laugh at you
 
Wat do?
 
"...Yeah, Dash, I wanted to challenge you in a soccer match."
>[Laughing intensifies]
>"You must be joking Anon, there's no way you could ever win! I'm the captain of almost every team in school."
"And I have a 50 online wins streak in FIFA 13. If I can win there, what's the difference?"
>The whole cafeteria stays silent, questioning if you're mentally challenged.
"What's the matter? Scared?"
>Students' sides died the way back to their home planet.
>"Game on, I'll better teach you not to say stupid shit." She says.
>"If I win, you'll do all my homework for the rest of the year! You rock at everything that's not P.E. you nerd."
What if you lose?
>"Pffft, I won't lose. You better prepare and pull some all-nighters, I have A LOT of homework not done."
No seriously, what's for me if you lose?
>She scoffs, already looking annoyed.
>"Well, what the hell do you want?!"
Prom is next week, I don't have a partner yet.
>"HAHAHA Is that all you wanted, why would I go to prom with you?"
"Because you don't have a date either."
>She madly blushes. Showing anger and sadness in her eyes.
>"WHATEVER, YOU WOULD BE THE LAST GUY IN SCHOOL TO GO OUT WITH ME!"
"Really? Then how come you don't have a date now? Guys must dig you if you are that good looking, Oh yeah... They wouldn't date a manly girl."
>She's buying it.
>She would probably tear your whole face off if it weren't for her friends who are holding her back.
>"FINE, I'LL DO IT, AFTER CLASS!"
 
>3 P.M.
>Holy shit she's angry.
>Maybe you should've kept your mouth shut.
>"Well then, how much time shall we play?" She says.
"I have stuff to do, so let's call it off quickly after one goal.
>"Just one goal? Fine, thanks for not making me waste my time. Just you, me and our goal keepers. I choose Flash Sentry."
"I choose Norman, but I won't need him."
>"Well aren't you a cocky little fuck Anon!"
>Norman and Flash head slowly to their respective goals.
>"You'll have the ball first Anon, so you can say you actually played"
"All right."
>Match starts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1v4ouHfz5M
>Match ends.
>You won.
"I'll pick you up next week Dashie, don't worry, you won't regret it."
>You leave the field
>The last thing you hear is Dash yelling at Flash for not stopping the ball. While Twilight tries to calm her down.
>Even though you practiced that luck shot over and over. Who knew Flash Sentry wasn't near the goal? You're a lucky fucker.
 
>A week later.
>Arriving a bit early of the hour established you park your car in front of her parents house.
>You knock the door and her father answers it.
>"You must be Dashie's date." He says with a doubtful tone.
"Yes Mister..."
>"Roy"
"Mr. Roy, I'm Anon, nice to meet you. Where's Dash?"
>"She's upstairs, she'll be down here in a couple of minutes. You know Anon... This is my little girl's very first date in her life. She's very sensitive about this kind of stuff."
>No fucking way, seriously?
>"She's been always called a tomboy, a dyke, a lesbian. She may not like cute stuff or fashion, she may like sports and rough things, but still, she's very soft in the interior. I beg you to be nice with her."
"Don't worry Mr. Roy. She'll have the best time of her life."
>"Thanks Anon, I think you have a lot of guts, challenging my Dashie to a match increased her respect for you a little."
"Well, what can I say, I really had a lot of motivation, I can only say she's a beatiful and interesting girl."
>"Heh, you'll see much more positive things from her." He seems to be more relaxed now, good, you're earning his trust.
>You hear some footsteps coming downstairs.
>Your jaw drops.
>Perfect figure, miniskirt, a rainbow colored tank top, tight enough you can see her nipples.
"Wow...Dash...you look amazing!"
>"Yeah yeah whatever... Shall we go now?" She replies.
"Here's a little gift"
>You give her a bouquet, it was the best you could afford.
 
>You notice a small hint of red on her cheeks.
>"Ugh...Flowers, what am I supposed to do with them now? Here dad, get rid of them."
>She exits the house.
>"Don't worry Anon, she loves them. Bring her back by 12 o'clock alright?
"Yes Mr. Roy, she'll be fine. Don't worry."
>You follow her and say goodbye to her dad.
>Open the door for her and then you get in.
>"Nice car, even for a loser like you. Come on, the quicker we get there, the faster we leave!"
"Yeah Dashie. We'll be there in no time."
>You turn on the radio, turn on the engine and start driving.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krx0eU5bYZ4
>"Umm...Anon...why did you want to challenge me to a soccer match?"
"Well Dash... You are the sporty girl and everybody knows that you only get involved into stuff if someone challenges you. I really wanted to try something different this time, instead of staying at home like every year. But it would be awful to come by myself, so I thought you were the most difficult girl to invite to the prom."
>"You went through all that trouble, because you wanted to try different things... even when the whole school laughed at you?"
"Yeah, at the end... it was worth it"
>She madly blushes.
>"Well don't expect me to feel sorry for you, but I must admit, you have a lot of guts, plenty of guys from school would have given up already."
"Thanks Dash, here we are, let's party."
 
>2 hours later.
http://youtu.be/LVTtuXmS53M?t=13s
>This is not as bad as you thought it would be.
>In fact, it was a nice ambience.
>And Dash is having a great time too.
>"Hey Anon, thanks for asking me out, who thought you were such a good dancer?"
>You weren't, but she wasn't great at it either.
>Great food on the tables. Nice music. Everything is just fine.
>After a couple of songs, Dash went to talk with her friends a little, she said she'd come back in a couple of minutes.
>You pour some punch for you and some for Dash. Then you feel a couple of fingers on your shoulder.
>"Hello Anon."
>It's Rarity.
"Hey Rarity, what's up?"
>"Everything's just fine Anon, I noticed that you are treating Rainbow Dash like a true gentleman."
"Well only the best of the best should receive attention from her couple 24/7."
>"Hihihi, you are cute, I never thought you were like this Anon, I already left my date behind, the jerk was acting...very uncouth...I wish more guys were just like you."
"Thanks Rarity, I appreciate the compliment."
>"Umm...Anon..."
"Yeah?"
>"If things don't work with Dash, I'll let you know that I have my arms open for you...and maybe something more..." She winks at you and leaves with her friends, making her traditional WAHAHA on the way.
>Man, what an amazing night.
>Dash arrives a bit later. Both of you drink the punch you already had in your hands.
"Hey Anon, it's the last song before they announce the new prom queen, let's dance!"
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skk9vfoUJXc
>Shit, it's a romantic song.
>You don't know how Dash will react.
"Dashie? Are you OK with this kind of mus..."
>She puts a finger on your lips.
>"I'm more than OK with it egghead... let's show these morons how a real couple dances."
>You give her a smile. You grab her right hand with your left hand, and put your right hand on her waist.
>You begin dancing slowly.
>She's a quick learner, she already knows the steps, you are both dancing with little care in the world.
>"Oh...Anon..."
"Yes Dashie?"
>Her eyes close, and her lips met yours.
>The time freezes, it's an amazing sensation.
>You felt like you were kissing for hours, when it was just five minutes...
>The best five minutes of your life.
>When the music ends, the crowd goes wild...
>Cheers for you and her, and her friends, >Rarity looks heartbroken, but she's happy for her friend.
>Fluttershy gives you a happy smile.
>Pinkie only bounces saying thousands of words per minute.
>"OHMYGOSHTHATWASCUTEANONXDASHIEOTP" She says.
>Twilight giggles and AJ tips her hat to your love.
>Everything's right in the world.
>Principal Celestia makes her appereance to announce the new prom queen.
>Suddenly Dash tugs your sleeve and takes you out of the gym.
"Is everything ok Dash?"
>"Follow me". She says.
>You are now outside the school.
"Uh...Dash?..."
>You are interrupted by a kiss of her, which it slowly goes to your neck. And she undoes your belt.
>"You will love this..."
 
>Your already rock hard dick meets the cold breeze.
>"Wow Anon, it's pretty well developed."
"Dashie..."
>"Hush now... I love it. Let me repay you all your kindness, even though I was a bitch to you all this time."
>She begins stroking your cock, and giving soft kisses on the tip.
>You loved every second of it.
>She proceeds to get your cock in her mouth. Easy at first, then she would go deeper, and deeper.
>Her hot breath is driving you crazy, you are about to cum.
>"WELL WELL WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!"
>It's the asshole who tried to fuck Rarity along with two jocks.
>"IF IT ISN'T THE DYKE AND THE NERD!"
>The jocks start laughing.
>"Damn, it seems our sports captain prefers faggots over real men like us."
>They shove you to the ground.
>"ANON HELP!" Rainbow Dash screams.
>"Quiet dyke, I'll teach you how an actual cock feels.
>You quickly get up.
"DASH!" *ooof*
>One of the jocks punches you in the stomach. Sending you to the ground again...
>"Does it hurt? Does it hurt? FAGGOT!"
>They start laughing again.
>"ANON!!!"
>This is it... The girl who showed you her true feelings will get raped by some assholes...
>The girl who made you change your shy attitude.
>The one who made you to man up...
>You won't give up so easily.
>You stand up again...
"LEAVE HER ALONE!!!"
 
>He releases her, and she runs back to the school gym.
>"Fuck, she left, it doesn't matter, we'll teach you a lesson."
>That's it, no more coward Anon. No more shy Anon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6TI1uL2Ydo
>"You want to fight little bitch?! Alright then. Get him guys!"
>One of them runs at you, you dodge the charge and make him trip.When he tries to get up you take an opportunity to kick his arm, breaking his bone. A loud CRACK is heard.
>"AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH"
>One down, two to go!
>"You are one brave motherfucker, too bad, we won't go easy on you!"
>The other one throws at you a series of punches, receiving a few hits, you back off a little, then raise your leg and kick him on the knee.
>The jock winces in pain, and you kick harder.
>CRACK!
>NGGGGGGGHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!
>Two down... One left.
>"You won't get away with this faggot!" The jock says as he pulls out a knife.
>Shit, you must be careful.
>"What's wrong little pussy? Afraid to get cut?"
>You pick up a rock. It's a heavy one. When you raise your eyes again he's charging at you, he got you distracted. He pushes you to the ground. Stabbing you in the shoulder.
"AAAAAHHH"
>"Take it you little bitch! TAKE IT ALL!"
>The knife goes deeper, your shoulder is burning with pain.
>You still have the rock on your other hand.
"OH MY GOODNESS... ANON!!!"
You see Dash and her friends, the jock turns his head giving you opportunity to act.
>WHAM!!! Blood sprays to your face. You knocked the guy out.
 
>An ambulance arrives at the scene 15 minutes later.
>The police does as well.
>After you get patched up, the police decide to leave you alone, they'll take care of the jocks after they get medical attention.
>Dash's dad arrives, worried sick about her daughter.
>She tells him how you were brave enough to defend her agains three assailants.
>He hugs her tightly in relief. Then he looks at you.
>"Thank you Anon... Thank you." He gives you a big hug, touching your bad shoulder.
"Ouch!"
>"Shit, sorry Anon. We are going home Dash."
>"Yeah dad, just a minute!"
>She kisses you again.
>"Thank you. My hero. Oh, and by the way..."
You'll get your reward tomorrow, after school." She winks at you and gets in her dad''s car.
>Her friends approach you.
>"Anon, that was so brave, you're such a nice man." Fluttershy says.
>"Whoo wee, ya were stronger than a bull in a rodeo anon! We might need a hand like yours in our farm, or at least a smart guy who can work with math real good!"
>"Well done Anon, want to study some of these days together?" Twilight asks.
>"HEYTWILIGHTLEAVEHIMALONEHE'STHEBOYFRIENDOFDASHIE"
>You chuckle. Oh Pinkie...
>You walk around the parking lot looking for your car, fortunately you can drive with only one arm.
>"Ooooohhh Anon?" It's Rarity... "I must thank you, you confronted that ruffian I had for a date and saved Dashie, you are amazing."
"Thanks Rares...
>She takes off her blouse.
"Uhh What are you doing?"
>"Shh. You'll love this.."
 
THE END.