Title: [EqG-FS] Anon asks Fluttershy out. Author: Liquid_Plasma Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/01CjTpJr First Edit: Thursday 10th of October 2013 02:34:04 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 10th of October 2013 02:34:04 AM CDT >A couple of months pass. >Everything goes fine at school. >And you have more friends by now. >Norman and Rainbow Dash are your bros. >You usually hang with them after school. >But every Tuesday you help Fluttershy with her flyers. >Nobody seems to be interested in adopting a pet. >Such apathy hurts her a lot. >You always take the opportunity to be a 'gentleman' so you give her a shoulder to cry on. >Why? Because you can watch her huge tits from that angle. "Don't worry Fluttershy, those cute critters will have a nice family soon." >"*Sob...Sob* No they won't, people don't seem to care." "Hey, don't be that pessimistic. Everybody loves critters. Right Angel?" >The bunny seems to know that you want to bang his owner, and it bites you. "Ow! Son of a-" >"Oh Anon! Are you ok? Bad bunny! Bad!" Fluttershy scolds Angel. "Yeah, I'm fine...Uhhh...Fluttershy?" >"Yes Anon?" "You know...We have been close friends for a couple of months now, and I wanted to ask you something..." >"Um...okay, w-what is it?" >("Alright, don't blow this up.") "Uh-okay." >*Clears throat* "Would you...like to go out with me? I don't know, watch a movie? Or have dinner with me?" >She stays silent. >Oh god OH GOD! >Yablewit.jpg   >"Oh Anon, of course, I'd love to!" >Oh man, you're going to need new pants. >"But, you should ask for my parents permission first." >Fuck. >"You'll have to deal with my dad, he usually scares off guys who want to have their way with me." "Hehe...Seriously? What does he do?" >"Um...since he's a police officer, he uses some special techniques." >Crap. >"But don't worry, you are such a nice guy. He might like you after all the things I told him about you!" "Wait wait...might?!" >"Uh, sorry, he's pretty strict. You should bring a car too, he doesn't like poor guys. I don't mind though." >Good thing your father has two cars and a SUV. "Oh, okay, any other thing he'd like to see in me?" >"Ummm...don't take offense to this, but he likes secure guys. Don't s-stutter...Pretty please." "What about your mom?" >"Oh. She already likes you, since I told her how you help me out with the flyers and with my homework." >Difficulty: 50% "Alright Fluttershy. I'll talk to them today. And then we'll have our date in Friday okay?" >"Oh, I'm so happy." >She hugs you tighter. >You feel her boobs on your chest. >Good Lord. That delicious feeling. >"Shoot, I have to go Anon, my dad is waiting for me, I'll send you a text with the hour and the direction of my house ok?" "Yeah Fluttershy, thank you." >You already know where she lives. Thanks to the internet.   >5 pm. >You arrive to Fluttershy's house. >A not so big but a decent looking house. >A police cruiser is parked on the garage driveway. >And a VW Beetle. Must be her mom's. >You park your dad's BMW. >Every step you make towards the house makes you feel dizzy. >Ring the doorbell. >The door opens. >"You must be Anon." Her father. "Yes Mister..." >"My name doesn't concern you son. Now, what do you want?" >Asshole. "Well sir, I want to take out your daughter on a date, and I'm just asking for your permission." >"Cut the crap sonny, I know you want to fuck my daughter! Come on, just say it!" >Shit he got you! >Play it cool. "Haha no sir, I'm not like that. I just want Fluttershy to have a fun with me at the fair. I can provide her a healthy date." >"That's what they all say, come with me, a nice test with the lie detector will show us your real intentions!" >What the fuck? This dude is insane! >Fluttershy's mother makes an appearance. >"Oh cut it out Eugene! You always scare off our poor girl's potential boyfriends." >Eugene?! Topkek. >"But, Posey! Look at this pussy, he isn't worth Fluttershy's time." >Fuck you. >"Remember that Wayne kid? You only liked him because he was strong and rich?" >"...Yeah I remember him..." >"And you surely remember that he only made Fluttershy's life a living hell, right?" >"*Sigh* Yes." >"And that Anon here scared him away, right?" >"Ugh, yes! Okay fine! Alright kid, you have our permission! Pick her up on Friday at 6 pm. Okay?" "Will do Eugene." >"Sergeant Eugene to you kid! Don't make me regret this." >You thank them both, specially Fluttershy's mother, and leave the house. >Hell yes! You did it! Those sweet yellow tits will be yours on Friday.   >Friday finally arrives. "Hey Fluttershy. Today's Friday!" >"Oh yes Anon. I'm so excited. -woohoo-" >Shit, she's so fucking cute. >"Um...so...where are we going?" "Well, I already planned our schedule. And I'm not telling, it would ruin the surprise." >"Oh Anon, you meanie." She says with a playful tone. "I hope it's a nice one." "Yeah, I already told you, we'll have fun." >"Okay, I trust you, I'll hang out with Rarity first, she said I have to look pretty for our date." "Really? You are already pretty, she'll ruin that natural beauty if she puts makeup on your beautiful face." >She blushes intensly. >"Y-you really think I'm pretty Anon?" "Yup! If I told you otherwise, my nose would surely grow." >She lets out a small giggle. >"Oh Anon, you're so funny. Alright, I don't want to be late, see you at 6 Anon." "Remember what I said. Don't let her ruin your face." >"Hihi, thank you. I think you deserve this..." >She kisses your cheek. >Sweet. >She leaves. >Ahhh, you feel so much lighter. >Like you're walking on clouds. >Norman greets you. >"Today's the big day right?" "Yeah dude, it'll be amazing!" >"Do you need a condom?" "I'll need two." >You'll never wash that cheek again, oh wait, you can get more where that one came from. >Ahhh, you feel so much lighter. >Like you're walking on clouds. >Norman greets you. >"Today's the big day right?" "Yeah dude, it'll be amazing!" >"Do you need a condom?" "I'll need two."   >http://i.imgur.com/tzceMM0.gif >You are now Fluttershy. >And you're getting ready for your date. >Your best friend Rarity talks about how you should behave. >A proper lady this. A proper lady that. >And where to kick Anon if he gets too frisky. "Oh my...Rarity, I don't think he'll try to do something out of place." >"You can never know that Fluttershy. Anon may look like a gentleman, but remember, he's still a man. And he can take advantage of you." "I appreciate your concerns Rarity, but seriously, Anon's a good guy." >She sighs. >"I only tell you this for your own good Fluttershy, but if you want it like this, it's your choice." "I'm fine, don't worry." >"So, what makeup do you want to try on? I have a new batch imported from France." "Ummm...it's fine Rarity, I'll have my usual pink eye shadow." >"Huh? Why?" "Anon said I looked so pretty like this." >You let out a sigh. "Oh Anon...<3"   >You are now Anon. >And you are about to leave. >Wallet...Check. >Smartphone...Check. >Suit...Check. >Tie?...Nah, you look fine with this shirt. >Flowers...Check. >You are ready. "Dad, I'm leaving." >"Go get her champ, here, have the BMW's keys, remember, not a scratch okay?" "Thanks dad, yeah, don't worry." >You open the door and start the engine. >You check your watch. "Yeah, I've still got plenty of time." >http://youtu.be/bjqZL_tXy7c?t=49s "Oh what? Fuck." >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Lrjtz-u84 >A voice is heard from a loud-speaker. >"Pilot! Get out of the vehicle, slowly!" >You remember that voice. >Oh God. >You do as told. >Yup, it's Eugene. >"Stop! Now turn around and place your hands on the hood." >Fuck. >You do as told again. Eugene gets out of the police cruiser. >"Hello Anon, mind if I frisk you?" "Well, I was heading to Fluttershy's place sir." >"You mean, my house, right?" >He retrieves your wallet. "Hey man, that's my money." >"A thousand dollars?! Shit son, you must have something nice prepared for my daughter." >He shakes your wallet. >Your Canterlot High ID and a condom fall to the ground. >SHIT! >"...You rotten son of a bitch!" >He turns you around and gives you a punch to the stomach. "*oof*" >"What the fuck is this doing in your wallet?!" "I...uhh...I don't know." >"BULLSHIT!" >Another punch to the stomach. "Please *pant* A 'friend' gave it to me, I wasn't planning on using it!" >"Yeah right, do you think I was born yesterday?"   >You are scared shitless and your agressor notices it. >He smirks. >"Okay Anon, I'll let you go." "Really? Thanks Mister! I won't do it again!" >"I'm sure you won't, I'll confiscate your condoms, and you'll have to pay a fine." >He places your thousand dollars into his pocket. "Wait, what are you doing? It's for the date!" >Another punch to the stomach. >"Let this be a lesson for you. If you don't respect my daughter, I'll handle you, personally! Let's see what are you going to do without your money. Remember, my daughter loves gifts." >Motherfucker. Your whole night is now ruined. >He gets on his cruiser and drives off. >You should withdraw some money from the ATM. >You glance at your watch. >5:52 P.M. >SHIT! YOU'RE LATE! "I can't be late to the first date, it's not okay!" >You'll have to skip red lights. >Get in the vehicle, start driving. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MrElwbj4DU&list=PLD839A3F682ABFC31 >You burn tires and head directly to Fluttershy's house. >Red Light? Fuck that! >Shit! This car is pretty fast. >Good thing you know how to handle it. >5:56 P.M. >Almost there! >Sharp turn ahead? Use the hand brake! >You see Fluttershy's house. >5:59 P.M. >ALMOST THERE! >6:00 P.M. "MADE IT!" >Fluttershy comes out. >"Oh Anon, just in time! I love punctuality!"   >"Shall we go now?" "Yeah sure, let's roll. By the way, you look incredible." >She blushes. >"Thank you Anon. I dressed like this only for you." "I appreciate it Fluttershy, I got you a little gift." >You give her the bouquet. Thank God that asshole didn't fuck it up. >"Oh Anon, you didn't have to. Thank you so much." >She smells the flowers. >"Ahhh, they are lovely Anon." >She kisses your cheek. >Hell yeah. >You open the door for her. >"What a gentleman." "Hey, chivalry still exists." >Fluttershy lets out a small giggle. >"So where are we going?" "Let me withdraw some money first, I gave the money I had with me to a poor woman and her children." >"Awwww...Anon, you're so kind...I love people who help others." >*Phew* You bought yourself some time. >You park the vehicle and quickly withdraw another thousand dollars. >Start driving to the fair. >You look to the stands. Hot dogs, corn, all that yummy food, and the games. >"Ooohhh what a pretty teddy bear!" >You see the teddy in a very shady stand. >You aren't so sure about this. >"Hey kid! Win a fabulous prize for the lady!" "...Alright, what do I have to do to win that Teddy-Bear?" >"Just knocking out those cups, have this baseball! 5 bucks a shot!" "5 Bucks!? This baseball is so soft, I won't be able to knock those cups!" >"Come on dude! Impress the lady!" >You pick up a rock. "Okay. I'll do it." >You point your finger and shout: "OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" >Fluttershy and the idiot turn their heads. >You throw the rock and the baseball. >The rock knocks the cups out. While the baseball does nothing. >The idiot looks back at the cups. They're on the floor. "Oh look, I win!" >"Yaaaay" Fluttershy cheers, in her cute and shy way. >"What the...I...Uh..." "The bear please?" >You hand the bear to Fluttershy, and she gives you a kiss.   >You play other games with her. >Darts. >Whac-A-mole. >You won, because she felt bad about hitting innocent moles. >Fluttershy... >You both ate some cotton candy. >She loves cotton candy. >"Hey Anon, let's go to the Carousel." "Uh...Okay!" >Shit, this is so embarrasing. >Little kids start laughing at you. >Suddenly they look at Fluttershy sending you some kisses and holding your hand. >Hell yeah, this isn't so bad. >You flip off the little shits. >After that you know that you've tried all the games on the fair. >You couldn't get on the rollercoasters. She hates them. >Rollercoasters are so cool, like that one, "Twister", or that one "Jupiter", and the new one has a huge line, "Mr. Bones Wild Ride." >She declined to try any of them. >Oh well. "Hey Fluttershy, let's go to the Ferris Wheel." >"But, Anon! I'm afraid of heights!" "Don't worry Fluttershy...They're safe and very slow." >"But...okay." >You pay for the tickets and seat on a basket. >The wheel starts moving and she hugs you pretty tight. >You can feel her boobs again. "Don't worry Fluttershy, if you hug me tight you'll not fall." >She does what you said. >Your basket stops at the highest point. >"I...is it over yet?" "Nope, look at the horizon, it's about to start!" >"W...what's about to start?" "Open your eyes." >She does, and she sees the show. >"Fireworks...I love fireworks." "I know." >You both look at the spectacle. >"Ummm...Anon? "Yeah?" >"You know whats the thing I love more than fireworks, and even my beloved critters?" "I dunno. What?" >"You." >And when she finishes that sentence. She closes her eyes and kisses your lips. >YES! SHE LOVES YOU! FUCK YES!!! >You close yours too and enjoy her soft lips and caring tongue. >Your basket starts descending. >What a perfect night.