Title:           Butterscotch and Milf part 2
Author:          JargonScott
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First Edit:      Thursday 16th of October 2014 01:45:48 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 16th of October 2014 01:45:48 AM CDT

>"So I looked straight at 'em and I was all like..."
>every stallion at the table focused on the contorted face that Rainbow Blitz made
>then all of them erupted into hearty laughter that filled Sugarcube corner
>they were slamming their hooves on the table and Bubble Berry rolled on the floor laughing
>as their hysterical fit died down, Dusk spoke up
>"Did that really happen, Blitz?
>"Oh yeah dude, that's why I'm not allowed at the spa anymore!"
>Dusk broke into laughter again
>"It's true. The mares there told me that he is banned." Elusive chuckled
>AJ wiped his eyes and said "We can't take yah nowhere, can we?"
>Dusk finally calmed his laughter
>"Oh, tonight has been great!"
>all the ponies around him agreed with his statement
>Dusk sighed, slightly sad that his great party was going to have to come to a close eventually
>"OH OH OOH!"
>the pink stallion jumped from the floor
>"For such a great night, We need a great picture to remember it!"
>Dusk smiled at him
>"That's not a bad idea, Berry."
>"ooh! I'll get the camera, you all figure out which pose you want to strike!"
>the pink stallion said, then zipped away
>"Hey, so uh, where's Butterscotch?"
>the group started to look around the table
>their timid friend was unaccounted for
>"Don't worry dudes, I'll go fetch 'em"
>Blitz flapped his wings and took off
>scanning the establishment, he eventually spotted the pink and yellow of his friend
>sitting alone at a table in the corner
>except...
>there were two ponies standing next to him, talking to him
 
>as Blitz headed towards his friend, he noticed that it was two mares talking to him
>Two cute mares
>aw lucky...
>when the stallion neared his friend, the two mares started to walk off
>one of them looked kind of sad
>"It's alright if he doesn't want to dance with us..." one said to the other as they passed Blitz
>Blitz checked out the booty as they walked away
>as a wise stallion once said,
>Noice.
>the yellow stallion had his head hung low, a half-eaten piece of cake beside him
>he was looking into his cup of punch, his long hair hanging over his eyes
>Butterscotch was deep in thought as his friend landed next to him
"i'm sorry, but i don't really want to dance, if that's ok..."
>he sighed out
>"Aw come on! Not even with me?"
>Scotch nearly jumped out of his chair and spilled his punch
>he put his hoof to his chest to try to quell his rapidly beating heart
>"I'm just kidding, dude. I'll do a lot of stuff for you, but dancing ain't one of 'em. Unless..."
>Scotch had a look of shock on his face
>"Nah, I'm joking"
>Scotch still looked shocked
>Blitz noticed that his friend had been acting weird the last little bit
>he knew Scotch was gonna be a wallflower
>but not this bad
>he seemed...
>more standoffish than usual
>and he hadn't said a word since they left his house
>"Dude?"
>Butterscotch's wide eyes stared at him
>"Dude."
>the timid stallion gulped
>"What's up dude?"
>his question was met by mumbles from the yellow pegasus
>"Dude, you know you can tell me what's bothering you."
>Blitz said as he threw a hoof over Scotch's shoulder
>the yellow pegasus mumbled again
>"C'mon man. Lay it on me!"
 
>Butterscotch just stared at Rainbow Blitz
>panic slowly creeping into his body
>How do you tell your best friend that his very mom...
>and you, on their couch...
>where he probably naps sometimes...
>and she was on your...
>with her mouth...
>just thinking about it caused the shy stallion's loins to stir
>no. it was bad that he did that with her
>but she did start it
>he should have just said no to her and stood in the middle of their living room
>...but it felt so good
>is that what it was like?
>could every mare do that?
>"Butterscotch, let me know what's bothering you."
>that snapped the yellow pegasus back to reality
>his best friend's voice
>the son of the mare that just a little bit earlier was all over his privates
>her very son that she loved very much, and-
>Scotch's jaw started to tremble
>by Luna's moON SHE KISSED BLITZ EARLIER
>the panic was making itself at home in Butterscotch now
>"Scotch?"
"y-y-ye- wwhat ii-is it, Blitz?"
>"What is it with you, dude?"
"I-i-i, uh... I c-can't..."
>Blitz leaned in a bit closer
>"Scotch, you know you can tell me anything. And remember all the secrets I've told you?"
>that was true.
>Scotch knew all of Blitz's secrets
>every deep dark secret the blue pegasus had
>what made him cry
>what broke his heart
>even why he couldn't keep a marefriend
>it's because he was the fastest stallion around
>in more ways than one
>even his most secret secret...
>the one that could never get out
>and that meant that keeping this a secret was out of the question
>"So go ahead, dude" Blitz said to him
"okay"
>Butterscotch took a deep breath
"Its about your mom"
>he barely squeaked out
>"Oh. She's a nice mare, isn't she?"
>Blitz said with a smirk
>"You ain't jealous of my mom or anything, are you? Cause I can't share her with you."
>Scotch was trembling in fear
>It's now or never
>he closed his eyes
>took a breath
"Blitz, your mom kissed me."
 
>Butterscotch held his eyes closed
>anticipating some repercussion from his friend
>he'd probably hate him forever
>"Dude, I was there."
>Scotch felt his stomach drop
>"It's fine. She kissed me on the cheek too, remember?"
>oh
>the yellow pegasus let go of a breath he didn't know he was holding
>"I think she just did it to mess with me. That's why she hugged us so long. She's been messing with me a lot lately..."
>Blitz half-mumbled the last part of that
"No, I..."
>should he tell?
>without hesitation, he made his decision
"Blitz, she really kissed me."
>Scotch whispered
>the blue stallion just stared at him
>"Like..."
"On the lips. she got on top of me on your couch and used her tongue."
>Butterscotch snapped his eyes shut again
>anticipating a hoof to the face
>but it was better for him to tell the truth
>he had lived a full, young life
>done what he wanted to
>took care of animals
>he had a great circle of friends, at one time
>probably not any more though
>and at least he had kissed a mare
>but he didn't get to get married and have special cuddles time with a sweet little mare
>but that's okay
>Butterscotch sat still
>any second now...
>the anticipation was killing him
>maybe Rainbow Blitz would show some mercy and only leave him with an inside-out face
>Scotch would have to move to the middle of the Everfree forest then and live in a cave
>maybe he could become an urban legend...
>or maybe Blitz was going to grab him and fly high in the sky and throw him into space
>space was pretty...
>or maybe Blitz had flown away, to get a flying start for a sonic-rainboom-powered hoof that would erase Butterscotch from existence
>...
>Butterscotch opened an eye
>and saw Rainbow Blitz sitting there
>no hoof reared back
>just sitting there, in front of him
>with a sad, yet confused look on his face
 
>"Dude, I-"
>Rainbow Blitz eyes were slowly glancing around
>"...is this some kinda joke? I'd expect this from, like Bubble, not you..."
>Scotch hesitated for a moment
>Blitz could take a prank, but he wasn't' good with mom jokes
>the rainbow pegasus was known to give the hoof to any stallion that talked junk about his mom
>Butterscotch took a breath
"No."
>the timid stallion snapped his eyes shut again
>still waiting for some kind of repercussion
>the two sat in silence for an extremely long second
>"r- really dude?"
"Y-y-yeah..."
>Scotch still hadn't opened his eyes
>he was on the verge of tears, waiting for his friend to start yelling at him
>or... hit him...
>...
>anything
>"Scotch."
>oh no
>here it comes
>Butterscotch was biting his tounge
>wait no don't do that
>you don't want to bite it
>whenever he...
>"...dude"
 
>Butterscotch squeaked
>"Its okay, dude."
>here it comes...
>wait
"...what?"
>"I, uh, it's okay"
"y-your'e not gonna h-hit me?"
>"I...Why would I do that?"
>Butterscotch opened his eyes in surprise
>Rainbow Blitz looked sad
>very sad...
"...but I, It's just, um, your mom and me..."
>Blitz held up his hoof and Scotch's voice trailed off
>"Scotch, I've known you forever, man. I know you're not the type to force yourself on somepony..."
>that was true
>Butterscotch was no... well, no Rainbow Blitz
>wait, no. it wasn't right to say that...
"she... she kinda forced herself onto me..."
>Blitz held his hoof up again
>"Dude, I don't care if you and my mom... kissed, but I don't want to hear about it..."
>Butterscotch sighed in relief
>at least he wouldn't have to go into detail about it
>...or about what else she did
>Butterscotch felt an ache in his groin
>"but can I tell you something, man?"
>Blitz had a worried look in his eyes
"S-sure"
>"My mom's been acting weird lately."
 
>Scotch hesitated for a moment before asking
"Weird... like how?"
>Butterscotch didn't know much about being a mom, but he was sure that you shouldn't start kissing your son's best friend
>or, well, do what they did...
>Scotch lowered his head slightly at that thought
>"It seems like she's being real... protective of me lately."
"W-what makes you say that?"
>"She's always giving me hugs and kissing my forehead all the time. Like, whenever I get home or leave."
"Well, she is your mom. Moms are supposed to give hugs."
>Blitz sighed
>"But not real long hugs. Like, long enough to be awkward, long."
"oh..."
>"She's only been doing that recently. She used to just give me quick hugs before I went out."
"um, Is that all?"
>"Well, uh..."
>the blue stallion leaned in closer to the yellow stallion
>in a considerably softer tone, he said to him
>"The other night, I woke up... and I was just laying there, in my bed, and well... um..."
 
>Butterscotch watched Blitz nervously swallow before continuing
>"she was just standing there, like, beside my bed, and... well..."
>Blitz leaned in slightly closer
>"...she was staring at me."
"um..."
>the yellow stallion's eyes grew slightly wider
>that was kind of weird
>really weird
>and it'd be scary for any pony to watch you while you sleep
"a-are you sure she wasn't,um... sleep-walking?"
>"No, I don't think she sleep walks. And I think I saw her eyes open"
>Scotch had become nervous at the thought of that
"i-um, did she, um... do anything?"
>"Nah. She just stood there. For like ten minutes, And she didn't move, and I didn't move."
>Blitz scratched his head for a moment
>"Well, wait..."
>Scotch backed up a bit
>"She did pet my head right before she left."
>okay now this is full on weird
"Have you, um, talked to her... about this?"
>"Nah."
"m-maybe you should."
>"well, what would I say?"
>the stallions stared at each other
>"Mommy, were you watching me sleep?"
 
>Butterscotch thought for a moment
"have you, um, just talked to her in general?"
>"huh? Yeah, we talk. Sometimes."
"Have you, um, spent time with her lately?"
>Blitz furrowed his brow in thought for a few seconds
>he had been spending a lot of time away from home lately
>but he did spend time with his mom too
>"Yeah, She made cookies the other day and we talked for a while and ate cookies."
>Blitz stared at his friend
>"Scotch, where are you going with this?"
"oh, um, Is she... sad?"
>"Sad?"
>the blue stallion raised an eyebrow
>"She doesn't seem sad to me. She was pretty happy while baking the other day. When I showed up, she was shaking her tail."
>Blitz felt a small bit of blush grow on his face as he questioned if he should have told his friend about that or not
>"Why would she be sad?"
"Well, um, when I started taking care of animals and moved out to my own house, my mom got sad."
>"But I'm not moving out. Anytime soon..."
"I know, but my mom was sad because I was getting big and growing up. And she acted a little weird for a little while. Maybe your mom is the same way."
>"Oh. You may be on to something, Scotch."
"I go visit my parents every now and then and it makes them happy. So, um, just go talk to her sometime."
>"Ya know, That's a good idea."
>Blitz got up from the table
>"We're gonna go talk to her now."
 
>Butterscotch smiled at his friend
>well, that's nice of him...
>wait, WE?
"um, you want me to go... with you?"
>the yellow pegasus didn't know if he could face Blitz's mom again so soon
>"Yeah dude. I need you there with me. I'm no good at this stuff."
"But, um, What about Dusk? and his party?"
>"eh, it'll be ok. I'll tell him we got something important to do."
>Blitz was headed toward their group of friends
"um... what about..."
>Butterscotch slowly followed behind his friend
>"Oh yeah! We still got a picture to take, dude!"