Title:           MLJ: SAM CH11 RARITY VS TOCCATA'S UNPRONOUNCEABLE
Author:          Creamymemedaddy
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First Edit:      Thursday 6th of October 2016 01:36:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Friday 3rd of March 2017 03:21:32 PM CDT

MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC
CHAPTER 11: RARITY VS TOCCATA'S UNPRONOUNCEABLE
OPEN THE GAME!
 
>It's currently 3:00 in the afternoon
>After finding a few more Soulstone pieces, you all decided to take a break for lunch
>Anon and Spike went to get hayburgers
>Pinkie went back to Sugarcube Corner
>And you were...
>Taking care of some "private matters"
>Pinkie had apologized for putting you under her Stand's effect, which boils down to affecting ponies' moods via music
>And whatever that song was did something to you for sure
>Ohhhhhhhh myyyyy...
>Hmmmmmmmm....
>If only you had more time in bewteen orders, you'd find a nice stallion or mare, show thema good time
>Celestia knows you needed it
>...It's been a while since Spike has shown any sort of 'affection' towards you
>Perhaps he's moved on?
>That's good for him, if he has
>He deserves a nice mare to take care of him
>...
>Oh who were you kidding?
>To say you-
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>Oh! Someone's at the door!
>You quickly put away your toy with all of the others in their box
>Afterwards you quickly wipe yourself with a napkin and head for the door
>You open the door to find a baby blue pegasus with a turquoise mane standing at it
"Welcome to Carousel Boutique, whever everything is sleek, chic and magnifique!"
>Oh, how long has it been since you said those words?
>"I believe you are the one they call Rarity?"
"Why yes I am, sir! And you are?"
>"Toccata Mignore. May I come in?"
"Of course, darling!
>The pegasus walks in with the poise of a prince
>"I apologize for looking so... uncouth, but I didn't have time to style my mane before coming by."
"Oh, it's no trouble! What brings you here today?"
>No trouble indeed
>This Toccata is... quite the looker
>His aquiline muzzle
>His toned, muscular frame
>Those beautiful blue eyes
>He was... stunning
>"Well, my brother Fugue and I heard all about your tailoring skills and want your help."
"Were you looking for something in particular?"
>"Yes, actually. I was hoping for you to repair our choir robes."
>His head turns as he grabs two shredded white robes from his saddlebags
>"I apologize for binging this onto you so suddenly, but-"
"No matter. I'll have this taken care of in a jiffy."
>"Oh! Well, thank you ever so much!"
"No problem at all!"
>You grab the robes and and turn around, placing them on the coffee table
"Is there anything else you need, Mr. Mignore?"
>"No, that's about it for now."
"Well, this shouldn't take too long. Would you like to wait here for your order?"
>"Of course. You wouldn't mind putting on some tea would you?"
"Gladly!"
>You turn away and head towards the kitchen
 
>It's a shame really
>To have to hurt such a beautiful mare
>It was such cruelty to do this sort of thing, but...
>There was no way the choir service you started with your brother would survive on such meager funds
>If it weren't for that, you wouldn't have agreed to the deal made by that hooded creep
>But alas, such is life
>You prep your Stand ?UNPRONOUNCEABLE?, a choker with a tiny microphone sewn into it
>You fling one of the bits you had in your saddlebags onto the floor, and place a hoof on your Stand
"*achem*"
>You look at the bit on the floor
"B??I??T??"
>The bit silently explodes
>Thank Celestia the explosions were quiet
>You'd have to be long gone before anyone noticed the exploded oven
>And your voice is as smooth as ever
>You clean up the mess where that bit was and make your way into the kitchen
>Rarity is looking through her cabinet, deciding on which kind of tea would be best
>She turns around and notices you
>"Oh, you can wait out in the foyer. I've got this all taken care of."
"Are you sure? I can make a mean cup of tea, you know."
>"Yes, I'm sure. Is there any specific kind you'd like?"
"None that I can think of at the moment."
>"If you say so."
>...
>"Hey, did something happen while you were out there waiting?"
>Shit, she didn't notice anything did she?
>You were told she wasn't a Stand User, so there was no way she'd notice yours
>Perhaps she heard you use it
>Throw her off
"No, nothing happened out there. Why do you ask?"
>"I could have sworn I heard-..."
>"You know what, never mind. Probably just my imagination."
>Alright then
>She brings her focus back to the teabags, taking out a few and pouring some water into a kettle
>The moment of truth
>She places it onto the stovetop
"I must say miss Rarity..."
"You have quite a nice..."
"S?T????????????????O?????????????????V??????????E?????????????????"
>The stove vibrates a bit before being consumed in a bright flash
>The sound of the explosion is muted-
>But the nearby window breaks from the sheer force of the explosion
>Shit, someone will notice
>Better confirm the kill and leave quickly
>Smoke fills the room
>You do your best to clear it in order to find Rarity-
>Standing up just fine?
>How did she survive that?
>A glowing shell of magic surrounding her clues you in
>Oh Celestia damnit!
>She turns to you, becoming aware of your presence
>Better act concerned
"Oh my! Miss Rarity! Are you alright?"
>*COUGH* "Yes, I'm fine. How about you?"
"I'm good."
>"Thank Twilight she taught me that shield spell."
>Why yes, thank you miss Twilight for making this job HARDER FOR ME
>You notice her face is covered in soot
>You can still do this
>You move at lightning speed, looking around for some sort of-
>Here we are!
>You grab a washcloth and hand it to Rarity
"Here you go."
>"Thank you, sir."
>She begins wiping down her face
>You turn and walk towards the window, checking to see if anypony noticed the explosion
>Nopony
>At least, they weren't really too concerned, though a cross-eyed pegasus seemed to dash away
>What is wrong with this town?
>Welp, if they didn't notice that, there was no way they'd notice Rarity's head being blown off by a cloth
"Say, miss Rarity..."
"Are you done with that..."
>You turn your head to bring the cloth into view, allowing your Stand's ability to take effect
"W?????????????A??????????????S???????????????????H??????????????-"
>Only too late do you notice it's being levitated right against your face
"-CL?????O??????????????T?????????????H?????????????????"
>*BOOM*
 
>Toccata's body (if that even is his name) goes flying through the broken window
>You hear a crunch as he lands on the broken glass strewn about in front of it
>Oof, that sounded painful
>Though you find it a bit hard to find sympathy for someone attempting to kill you
>Did he really not think you'd catch on?
>Then again, you weren't sure if he knew you knew about Stands and the like
>And ever since Wind Rider's whole shebang, you've been suspicious of just about everypony
>Sure, Wind willingly helped you find his employer in exchange for a shorter sentence, but you knew if this pony could hire him, he could hire anypony else as well
>You step towards the window
>You were first suspicious of Toccata when you first heard him speak as you were about to head into the kitchen
>There was a distinct...
>Distortion in his voice
>He didn't notice you turn your head and spot the black mark on the floor
>Something happened in the foyer
>He did something...
>But you couldn't be sure of what
>All you know is he said the word 'bit' in this distorted voice...
>There was this really silent boom...
>And then there was a black mark on the floor
>There weren't any clouds in your home he could use to strike the floor with lightning
>And he's not a unicorn, so spells were out
>All that was left that made sense was that he had a Stand
>Seems you were correct in this assumption
>And now you knew that it made things explode when he said the name of the item
>And now you were about to face him with no Stand yourself
>This wasn't the most ideal situation, to be sure
>You step outside through the window frame-
>-And here comes Mr. Fatigue, ready to fuck with you at a point where you really didn't want him to
>You nearly topple over attempting to get outside, and it takes a lot of your energy just to stay standing
>Now that the adrenaline from a few seconds ago has worn off, you find that the shield spell you used has really drained you
>Not the time to be wavering, Rarity
>You straighten yourself up to the best of your ability (which isn't much, with how much you're shaking) and grab a shard of glass with your magic, propping it against Toccata's throat
"Anyone else working with you?"
>"You really think I'm afraid of some seamstress with a-"
>You push he glass shard in just enough that a trickle of blood starts forming
>"-iiIII MEAN I'M WORKING WITH MY BROTHER, FUGUE!"
"And where might he be?"
>"HE'S GOING TO THE APPLE FARMHOUSE TO TAKE CARE OF APPLEJACK!"
"Thank you."
>You turn to buck him-
"Actually, one more question."
>"W-what?"
"What does your Stand do?"
>"You know about those?!"
"Yes, now what does your do?"
>"What's the point? You're heading over to the Apple fa-"
>In goes the glass shard-
>"FINE! I'LL TELL YOU! I CAN MAKE STUFF EXPLODE BY HAVING A CLEAR LINE OF SIGHT TOWARDS IT AND SAYING IT'S NAME INTO THE MICROPHONE IN MY CHOKER! JUST PLEASE STOP!!"
>You had to make sure
>"Please don't hurt me."
"I'm afraid I can't promise that."
>"Why?"
>You buck him in the face, knocking him out
>That's why
>Alright, his Stand needs him to be able to speak clearly, soooo...
>You had some tape in the kit-
>-chen shit
>Well, you'll have to find something
>For now, you prop him onto your back
>P -"RARITYYYYYYYYY!"
>Pinkie, Spike and Anon come rushing to your side
>A -"WOAH, who's the unconscious guy?"
"Enemy Stand User. Apples in danger. Need to go NOW!"
>Anon is thrown back by the suddenness as severity in your answer
"Oh, also, do any of you have any tape or the like?"
>D -"I have some packing tape here!"
>Ditzy Doo flies by and hands you a roll
"Thank you, Ditzy."
>D -"No problem!"
>You rip some off the roll and tape Toccata's mouth shut
>A -"Uuuuhhh-"
"I'll explain on the way, COME ON!"
>A -"I was going to ask why no one but Derpy bothered to inform anyone of the BROKEN WINDOW AND SMOKE COMING FROM YOUR HOUSE."
>P -"Weird stuff is kind of expected here in Ponyville."
>S -"Though I have to admit, this sort of thing is troubling, especially when Rarity is involved."
>A -"Christ this town needs a police force."
"You can bring it up in the next town hall! Now COME ON!"
>You break Ito a sprint, not noticing the unconscious body on your back fall off
>Then something stabs at your frog, causing you to trip
>You don't bother looking as you pull whatever it was from your hoof with your mouth and get back to running
>Hang in there Applejack
>The cavalry's coming!
 
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