Title:           Rainbow Style
Author:          BlondeNonny
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First Edit:      Thursday 25th of September 2014 10:51:55 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 25th of September 2014 10:52:10 AM CDT

Rainbow Dash Always Dresses in Style
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>Be Twilight Sparkle
>It's days after the fiasco involving Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and shitloads of makeup
>You had given Rarity an earful for what she did to Rainbow.
>Rainbow was sent home under house arrest.
>Well you couldn't really call it house arrest if it was just for her to rest.
>And she would likely have gone there anyway if you hadn't brought her there.
>You were staying far away from Ponyville Spa for the time being.
>Regardless of what led up to this incident, you now stood at Rainbow Dash's cloud house.
>Cloud chambre
>Cloud castle
>Whatever it was called
>Let's check on what she's doing.
>KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERBUCKER
>...
>No answer.
"Rainbow, are you home?"
>Still no answer.
>KNOCK KNOCK, JERKIE.
>...
>Huh, that's strange.
>You probably would've heard her yell at you to go away.
>Something's not right.
"I'm coming in, Rainbow Dash!"
>You waited a couple of seconds to see if she responded.
>Eee-nope.
>You enter the cloud house.
>Her house...
>It was a wreck. Posters littered from wall to wall, sports material scattered around everywhere, and the occasional dish left uncleaned.
>This was a normal occurrence in her house.
>Which is why you were worried when it was clean.
"Rainbow, are you okay?"
>You scan the front hall to find a note lying around on her desk.
>Why was there a vanity on there?!
>Read the note. It's in fancy hoofwriting.
>Oh buck this was not good.
 
"To whom this may concern: I am not at home. I've departed to search for Anon, for I wish to tell him of my moment of clarity. In fact, I may not return for a while, I simply must tell everypony of my moment of zen, that Rainbow Dash will now dress in style!"
 
>Bucking Rarity.
 
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>Be Anon
>You were waiting at Sugarcube Corner for Pinkie to return.
>She had to run errands due to being behind on party planning.
>Even though the party was 1 month away.
>Literally.
"Siiiigh.."
>You had plans to try and take her to the new Whinnyland park that recently opened near Ponyville.
>Note the 'try'.
>You had horrible memories of Disney Park ticket prices.
>Who's to say Whinnyland tickets aren't expensive as fuck?
>Well, there she is, the Pink Perplexicon
>She's attempting to stifle a laugh.
>Hoo boy.
"You okay there, champ?"
>"PFfft...heh...Anon...upstairs....pfffnow."
>Oh shit.
>You race with Pinkie up to her bedroom.
>You close the door.
>You get on the floor.
>And wait for Pinkie to let it out.
>"PFAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
"Just let it out."
>A couple of minutes at least pass before she calms down enough.
"Alright, breath slowly, and tell me what happened."
>"Anon...you're never gonna believe this! Rainbow Dash! The park!"
>Rainbow Dash.
>Aw sheet.
>Her and Pinkie were butt buddies, and Ponyville's deadliest pranksters.
>You liked to think you were a rusemaster, but Pinkie and Dash had you beat.
>And with it being so close to April Foal's Day, you had to keep up with them.
>Shame would not be on you today.
>Even if Dash had her...incident.
"Lay it on me. What did the two of you do?"
>"She...her...PFFAAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
"Calm down...what happened."
>"SHE DRESSES IN STYLE, ANONNNN!"
>Dresses in style?
>Okay, goddammit why was this turning into G3?
"Could you say that again?"
>"Okay okay...she was at the park, I saw her on the way back, she had this really girly dress on, I'd expect that from Rarity more than anypony."
"Okay..?"
>"And when I asked about it, I kid you not, she said that this was her true calling, to be a legend in feminine dress-up!"
>Oh dear.
 
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>You would not have believed her on any day that Rainbow Dash, the most athletic pony that you knew in this world, would willingly become a sissy.
>But after that...incident...you were inclined to believe her.
>...
"So you expect me to believe that Rainbow Dash has stopped being a tomboy and started to channel her inner Rarity."
>"Yes."
>Then again, this was Ponk and TopCunt you were dealing with.
"I'm hesitant to believe you, you know this, right?"
>"Anon, if you've known Rainbow Dash for as long as I have, and I've known for for a veeeery long time, you'd know that she always hates girly stuff."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"Always."
>"Always."
>That eyebrow raises even higher.
"Even when close to April Foals Day."
>"I've tried before, she always draws the line at girly stuff. I tried to pull a personality swap prank a couple years ago, but she wouldn't go for it, it's just so funny seeing her finally do it!"
>[eyebrowsintensify.gif]
>"I am not making this up, Anon."
>You sigh.
"Alright, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt."
>"Thanks, Nonny, it's just-"
"But I'm wary of you both."
>You head downstairs to grab your stuff. You had left it down there because of the rush.
>God dammit you did not want your laptop to be stolen.
>All that music and porn you stored on there.
>With all those ziggers walkin' around you trusted no one.
>You look for your shit.
>Thank God. It's still there.
>You grab it and leave to who knows where.
>Maybe visiting Starbutt might be a good idea.
>"Anon, dearie, there you are!"
>Aw crap.
>Rarity was back from Canterlot.
>You forgot she was coming back this week.
"Hi, Rarity. Long time no see."
>"Rarity? Oh no no no, darling, she's not due to return for another two days. Just me, darling."
>Wait what.
>You turn around to see the bearer of that voice.
>Sure enough, it's Rainbow Dash in a VERY frilly dress and a VERY feminine hairdo.
>Manedo.
>Whatever they called it here.
>...
"Er..."
>"What is it, darling?"
>You struggle to contain a laugh.
>This was too good.
>Even if it was Rainbow Cunt's early-bird prank, it was comedy gold.
>Just play along, Anon.
"I...er, that's a really neat dress you have on, Rainbow Dash.."
>"Oh, but of course. I simply couldn't be seen outside without it on!"
>PFFFFFT
>"I haven't a clue why I didn't accept my inner mare before, Anon. I fear I was too much of a ruffian in my youth."
>And you have no idea why you didn't embrace your inner Discord.
>Now you just needed popcorn.
>"Thank goodness Rarity was there to help me overcome my tomboyish habits, I simply do not know what I'd do without her."
>Wait.
>That day with the lipstick.
>You had encountered a pony who tried to put it on her as a joke.
>But he gave up quickly when Top Cunt gave the puppy-eye look.
>She was the knight of puppy-eyes, right next to Sweetie Belle.
>When Rarity found the two of you, instead of washing Dash off, she decided to finish the job.
>Let it be known that you never want to legitimately piss Starbutt off again.
>So was she just hamming it up? Or...
>...
"Well, it certainly was strange earlier."
>"Indeed. So, Anon, let me purchase a glass of tea, and I'll accompany you to the spa."
"I- okay."
>You weren't planning on going to the spa today.
>But if it meant seeing Rainbow Style in action, sure why not?
>The two of you go to the spa, as planned
>You decide to strike up a conversation with former Top Cunt
"So, is there any reason you need to head to the spa, Rainbow Dash?"
>"Why, yes, I need to pick up some hair lotion, heaven knows I have none back at my house. I've been cleaning house these past couple of days, and I haven't had time to go out and about."
>So this was why she was MIA for three days straight.
>Rainbow Dash
>Cleaning
>201X+Y
>...you really need to ask what year it is.
>"I do want to invite you over sometime, but I can tell you're very busy."
"Eeyup."
>She picks up the hair lotion, letting Lotus ring it up at the register.
>With that over with, and with weird looks from everyone, the two of you depart.
>"Thanks for accompanying me to the spa, Anonymous, I'm flattered that I got to talk with you."
"Hey, don't sweat it."
>'You're one to talk.'
>Shut up, brain.
>'lolnope'
>"Oh! Also, while it's on my mind, I'm terribly sorry for what happened a while back."
>Uhm.
"What happened."
>"I'm certain you remember it, but in my rougeish past I may have sent you a blind invitation to the spa for something called...a Deep Down treatment. I haven't used it, perish the thought!"
>GOD DAMMIT
>YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SHE WAS BEHIND THAT
>FUCKING TOP CUNT
>...
>Patience, Anon, she's pulling her 'feminine' prank here.
>Angry noises will only bring you down.
"Weeeeell...I forgive you. That was a while back, nothing else has come of it."
>"I'm relieved. Anyhoo, I really have to get going. I need to pick up a new dress at the Carousel Boutique, perhaps they have something pretty that I'd like."
"Well, alright. See ya."
>"Toodles!"
>You struggled to hold in another set of gigglesnorts.
>With that in mind, you decide to revisit Ponka.
>You were determined to try and visit Whinnyland.
>No femiDash nor spa was going to stop you.
 
>You're on your way to visit Filly Ponka
>It's just around the corner.
>You're not forgetting to bring that up with her again.
>Alright, let's see what-
>"OOF!"
"OOF!"
>-...you'll bump into this time.
"Ugh...watch where you're going, ya fool!"
>"Anon, is that you?"
>Aw shit, Starbutt Reports In!
>And she looks really worried.
>But then again that's every day.
"The one and only."
>"Okay...have you seen Rainbow Dash?"
>Uh oh.
"...yeah? Just saw her earlier. She just went back to her house."
>"Okay, I need to ask a serious question. Was she wearing a dress?"
>You try to keep the gigglesnort in.
>...
"Pffahahaha- yes."
>"Oh no...so she's really.."
>Okay yeah, Rainbow Femme is just too great.
>April Foals or not, it's a brilliant prank.
"Ahahahahaaha..."
>"ANON!"
"Heh...sorry."
>"Okay, so she's back home. Crud."
"Why's that?"
>"I went over this morning to visit her, see how well she's recovering, but she wasn't home. Her house was clean, much cleaner than it normally is- not that I'm complaining, mind you, but it's surreal that she would just suddenly start cleaning."
"I can imagine why."
>You knew her all too well.
>"And...and I saw this note on her vanity, I really think you need to read this."
"Okay, sure, let's see."
>You grab the note, and skim through it.
>Blah blah blah looking for Anon, blah blah clarity, blah blah moment of zen-
>'BRAIN TO ANON, ATTENTION MAGGOT. YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO TWILIGHT'
>Shut up, Brain, I'm trying to read.
>'BITCH YOU DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU HEARD HER TALK ABOUT RAINBOW'S VANITY'
>So what, it's not like-
>WAIT.
>Vanity?
"...say what about a vanity?"
>Okay, this was getting too weird.
>"The note was posted on her vanity in the front hall of her house, can't exactly remember where on it-"
"No no no, not the note, I'm wondering where she got the vanity from."
>You were certain she didn't have a vanity.
>"..."
>Aww shit.
>"...come to think of it, I don't think Rainbow Dash had a vanity before now."
>Shit, maybe Rainbow Dash wasn't bullshitting you when she said she was cleaning house.
>And maybe this whole sissy bullshit isn't bullshit either.
>What the fuck?
"So, question, what did the rest of the house look like?"
>"That's another thing - I immediately checked the other rooms to see if I was being improperly paranoid-"
"Like you usually are."
>"Anon, hush. Her bedroom changed from blue with Wonderbolts posters and medals to pink with frilly dresses and make-up."
>Jesus Christ
>"And that's just the bedroom. Her kitchen was full of teapots and teabags instead of cans of cola and cider. In fact, I think I only saw one bottle of cider - and it was imported overseas from Prairis. Her living room was a set of china and silverware. Her backyard- Anon, you know how it's a training court for her flying skills that she brags about all the time?"
"Y-yeah?"
>"I filly-fool you not, it's now an area for tea parties.
>Holy SHIT.
>You now fully believed Ponka when she said this wasn't a prank.
>If it was a prank, god damn was Dash dedicated.
>Just...HOLY SHIT.
"Holy shit."
>"I know."
>Rainbow Dash- if that was even her- had completely changed into a full-on sissy mare.
>This was...gonna suck.
"Sooooo, Twi."
>"Yeah?"
"How do you think this happened?"
>"I think Rarity may have had something to do with it."
>You remembered what had happened earlier that week.
>You were still keeping yourself from giving Starbutt some shit on the side.
>Angry Starbutt was scary.
>"Unfortunately, she's out on a business trip this week, so until she gets back I can't get to her."
"Well, shit sucks."
>"I have sent a letter to Princess Cadence due to her experience with this situation."
"Because sending letters to your mentor is always- wait you said Cadence, didn't you."
>"Mmhmm."
>Awwwkward.
"Uhh-"
>"Come on, I'm not that useless, Anon."
>Says the shithead who almost-
>"There you are. Good heavens, Twilight, are you alright, dear? And hello, Anon."
>Aaaaand here comes the tea train.
>Open wide.
"Hey again, Rainbow."
>Because clearly you couldn't get enough of Top Cunt.
>"...Rainbow Dash? Anon, you've gotten your ears checked, yes?"
>Wait what.
>You wheel around.
>It's Rarity.
>God dammit the darlings were getting to your head.
"OH."
>Shit
"Uhhhhh..."
>'Okay, brain to Anon. Keep your spaghetti hidden.'
"I can explain..nothing to worry about, honest.."
>'Good job'
>"Well, we were just talking about you, Rarity. There's been a bit of an issue going on today, and we think you might have something to do with it."
>"Whatever might that be, dear?"
"Okay...get this: Rainbow Dash has been going around town with a frilly dress and makeup."
>"...did she lose a bet?"
"And she was saying that her...erm, 'tomboyish nature', was a bad habit or something."
>"That's not the worst part. Somehow, her house changed from whatever lurks inside her Cloud Castle to something that, no offense her, you would enjoy more than anything."
>"Wait, she did WHAT to her house?"
"Yeah. We're still trying to wrap our heads around this whole thing. Basically, she's become a sissy, or whatever the term in Equestria is."
>"...huh."
>"We've already sent word to Cadence, just to make sure this doesn't get out of hoof."
>You wondered why Cadence in particular.
>"Well...to be fair, that's why I came down here early, because Cadence was concerned about you, Twilight. Something about a letter that involved me."
>Okay, too much of a coincidence.
>'But what do you know? You're Anonymous in the eyes of a Writeslut.'
>...
>But is it a sexy Writeslut?
 
>Be Writeslut
>God dammit Anon
 
>Be Anon again
>"I suppose I shall try and pull off a decent Rainbow Dash impression-"
>"NO. Never again."
>...
"Care to explain, Twilight?"
>"...long story short, Trenderhoof managed to have Applejack and Rarity swap personalities. We're never doing that again."
>"Oh, but I have the perfect dress to go with it."
>You remember what Dash had said about Rarity earlier that day.
"Well, if it helps, Rainbow did look up to you, Rarity, for helping her 'overcome her tomboyish habits'."
>Hoo shit
>They looked at you as if you had spoken a forbidden spell.
>"Care to explain, Rarity?"
>"BY CELESTIA'S BEARD I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!"
>passthepopcorn.png
>"I mean, granted, her brashness gets on my nerves sometimes, but I've left well enough alone."
"Sure you have."
>"I've been in the Crystal Empire since the incident. Unless I'm somehow able to forcefully influence Dash from towns away, I don't understand why-"
"Alright, alright."
>"Okay, I believe you, but this still doesn't help-"
>"Darlings, I've been looking all over for you. How are you fine ladies today?"
>Oh shit
>The two of you look to the side.
>It's Rainbow Dash, wearing a new pink frilly dress and make-up.
>Be Rainbow Dash
>After cleaning your house again and putting on your new dress, you set out to see Anon again.
>You simply cannot wait to tell Anon how good this dress feels.
>It's as if it was made for you.
>And in a fashionable stroke of luck, you find Anon, Twilight, and your closest friend and mentor, Rarity, talking amongst themselves.
>"R-Rainbow? I...I..."
"Twilight? Good heavens, what's ailing you?"
>"I-I... I d-don't even-"
>You knew she was socially awkward, but she never really stuttered unless something really shocked her.
"Oh...is this too tomboyish a dress for me?"
>You certainly hoped not.
>You really wanted to do away with the rogueish attitude you once had.
>This was a habit that would not go away.
>"N-no, the d-dress is fine. It's not t-tomboyish at all."
>Okay, whew.
>You were worried that your old self was kicking in.
>"B-but...th-that's the problem."
>...
"Could you rephrase that for me, darling?"
>This time, Anon spoke up.
>"Dash, I gotta be clear, I have no idea whether this is an elaborate prank or not, kudos if it is, but the Rainbow Dash we know is...not this."
>So..they liked the old you?
>That roguish brute of a mare that everyone knew?
>Perish the thought, Dashie. You simply cannot go back.
"Darling, that selfish behaviour of the old me was hardly acceptable in my books, I couldn't fathom why I kept going as I did."
>"Rainbow Dash, that 'selfish behaviour' was the one we came to know and love. I don't think this is an easy change for us."
>Ah, so they were just afraid of this sudden change.
>Seemed reasonable, you hadn't been out of the house after your moment of zen until today.
"Well, I appreciate your concern, but my heart is set. Of course I'm not going to try and force my beliefs on you, but I, for one, am a changed mare, one that doesn't need such outlandish aspirations such as the 'Wonderbolts'."
>Be Anon. Again.
>Holy shit.
>This was incredible.
>It was basically the anti-thesis of Rainbow Dash.
>This 'changed mare' represented everything that Rainbow Dash absolutely despised.
>You could not believe that it was by her own choice, but holy shit there it was.
>Holy shit.
>...'Holy shit' was going to be your internal catchphrase. You just know it.
"...well, I guess."
>"Now, darlings, I apologize for this being on short notice, but I do wish to invite you over to my house later today for a Tea Party."
>Oh fuck no.
>You hated tea.
>It tasted like ass.
>You knew why everyone liked it.
>It was a healthy, 'tasty' drink.
>But it tasted like ass.
"Uhh, I think I might have to-"
>"Psst."
>You look over to the side. Rarity was looking straight at you.
>She winked.
>Huh, maybe she has a plan?
>Or it could just be a date.
>Either way...you'd have to drink tea here.
"Sure."
>"Dashie, darling, I'd love to come over."
>"Uhhh, sure. I don't think I have anything going on tonight. I'll check my schedule to make sure."
>Dash's face was that of girlish glee.
>"Splendid! I'll make preparations as soon as possible!"
>She started to head back to her castle, but before she did, she paused.
>"Oh, and could you also ask Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Applejack if they wish to attend? I'd love to have them over as well."
"Will do."
>On that note, Rainbow Dash gracefully flew off.
>Note the gracefully.
>Yeah.
>Holy shit.