Title: Deadmeat Chronicles: Fluffy Revival Author: BadFicWriter Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/05xQvWCS First Edit: Monday 11th of April 2016 08:57:45 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 11th of April 2016 08:57:45 PM CDT >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane. >And right now you are resting your head on the soft I while rubbing the R on your nest with your nose. >The felt feels good on your sniffer as you lay contently. >Your herd is playing around you. >You have just got done with a nummie run so you have plenty of nummies. >You are a happy smarty. >Pookie crawls up behind you, “Pookie am hewe fo smawty.” >”Pookie tink Bwoos am wan be smawty.” >”Pookie wook out fo smawty!” >You glance at Bruce who is walking back and forth at the bars looking out across the grave yard. >”Bwoos am gud fwuffy. Deadmeat wike Bwoos.” >Pookie drones on as you look around the herd area. >You see Haze hopping and giggling with Next Special Friend hopping right behind him. >Momma fluffy is nibbling on a flower contently rubbing her belly every few nibbles. >Baby fluffy and momma fluffy’s daughter are playing hide and seek by covering their eyes and staying in one place. >Babby’s momma is with other fluffy females giggling and talking. >You go back to rubbing your nose in the ‘I’. >”Why fren hewe? Wan pway?” >”Hewpeh always wan pway, but wan ask fwuffy come to heaw daddeh.” >”Bwoos nee kee hewd awea saf, noo wan go.” >You look up and see Helper has come to the bars of your mausoleum. >Next Special Friend pushes Haze toward Helper, “Nex’ Speshul Fwen wan go! Bwing fwen wif me!” >Haze kicks his feet back, “Nuu! Nuu am go, nee kee smawty saf!” >Next Special Friend stops and claps, “Yay! Fwen am wight! Nee bwing bestest smawty!” >You are still rubbing your nose on the I when you feel Next Special friend jump on you, “Wet’s go wif fwen!” >”Fwuffy haf funsies and pway!” >The baby fluffy and momma fluffy’s daughter hears this and run over as well, “Wan funsies too!” >Baby fluffy jumps on your neck, “Take babbeh wif yoo daddeh!” >You stand up and snap, “Deadmeat nuu yoo dadd-“ >”Yay! Daddeh go wif babbeh!” >The young female fluffy starts to push you and you get up stumbling toward the gate. >Next Special Friend gives you a hug then nips your fluff and pulls you, “Have funsies wif bestest smawty!” >You finally snort and start to walk with the fluffies. >You trot forward with Next Special Friend hopping around you. >The baby fluffy truddles next to your leg while momma fluffy’s daughter trots behind you. >Haze walks toward you and promptly plants his nose in your rump. *sniff* >You give a yelp and jump forward. >You shake your hoof at him, “Nuu be stwange fwuffy!” >You trot outside to helper who smiles at you, “Yoo am gud fwuffy heaw de guddest ting fo fwuffy.” >”Bwoos nee come wif smawty?” >You turn and tell him no and to keep an eye on the herd area. >He nods but yells for some of the owchie friends to follow and protect you. >Four of your owchie friends truddle quickly and fall in behind you. >You turn and see a few more of your herd are following you, “Whewe smawty go?”, “Fwuffy wan come too!”, “fwuffy go wif fwens! Haf funsies!” >Helper babbles happily as you walk along. >”Hewpeh come to wost smawty wast. Aweady haf wots of uddeh smawties wisten to daddeh!” >You raise your eyebrow, “You bwing uddeh smawty yoo daddeh? Dey nuu make yoo membeh dey hewd?” >Helper smiles, “Tee hee hee! Daddeh nuu am be in hewd. Daddeh teww gud fwuffy about de best ting fo fwuffy!” >You shrug and keep walking. >Baby fluffy gets tired after a bit and you have to carry him on your shoulders. >He coos happily as you walk along. >Soon you step around a raised casket and you freeze. >The monster with the black fluff and white head fluff is standing there. >His white clerical collar adorning him just like Helper’s and wearing a back pack. >Helper sees him and yells, “Daddeh! Hewpeh am gud fwuffy! Bwing wost smawty to daddeh!” >He truddles forward and hugs the monster’s leg. >The man looks at you, “Oh hello, good to see you made it.” >He takes his back pack off and lays it on a casket next to him. >He starts to pull cans out and pulls the tops off. >”Who wants spaghetti!?”, He calls and starts to pour some on the ground. >Fluffies pour out from between the caskets and tomb stones shoving trying to get a bite of the noodles. >You turn away trying not to look at it but you feel your mouth water and your tummy rumble. >The fluffies from your herd squeal and run forward as well except for Haze who steps in place looking between you and the marinara treat on the ground. >Even baby fluffy leaps off your shoulders and runs toward the treat. >”Smawty nee skeeties! Yoo dum dums go way!” >You see the smarty from earlier standing on a casket across the way from you on the other side of the monster. >He points to the monster and shouts, “Yoo nuu gif dum dum sketties! Sketties fo smawty onwy!” >The old man smiles, “There is plenty for all.” >He walks over and pours a can next to the smarty who quickly shoves his face into it and starts eating mumbling gripes at the man between bites. >Helper walks up next to you, “Fwen nuu wan sketties? Daddeh haf sketties for aww fwuffy.” >You turn and snap at Helper, “Deadmeat tink yoo take Deadmeat yoo daddeh! Dat am munsta!” >Helper looks hurt, “Nuu! Hewpeh bwing fwen to daddeh! Daddeh gives wubs and sketties! Teww de bestest ting fo fwuffy!” >”Onwy fwuffy be fwuffy daddeh!” >”Helper takes a step back, “Bu’ Hewpeh-“ >”BLASPHAMY!” >Everything stops and all the fluffies turn toward the new noise. >The younger monster covered in black fluff and wearing the same collar as Helper is walking up. >The older one smiles at him, “Well hello Paul. I am glad you could come to my impromptu service today.” >You make your fluffies stand back near a tombstone in case you have to run as the younger priest walks up. >The young priest look at the older one, “The human body is the temple and as such is the only thing worthy of receiving the holy word!” >”No Paul, all on Earth need to hear the word. The holy teachings should be  preached to everyone and everything.” >”No! The only true receptacle of the word is the temple! Not some mockery our maker’s divine will!” >A fluffy truddes before the old man, “Can fwuffy haf sketties pwease? Am gud fwuffy.” >The smarty across from you looks up from his pile of spaghetti and snaps between bites, “Nuu! Onwy smawty am haf sketties! Tuwn yoo cheekie yoo tey get smawty’s sketties!” >The young priest looks at the old man, “You see! They are all full of greed and care nothing about who they leech from!” >”They care not for the poor! They will let others suffer as long as they get what they want! A truly horrible blight on the planet!” >The old man points at you, “But not all are greedy. And if a few are able to be reached then the word must be taught.” >The young priest turns and looks at you sneering, his hawkish eyes piercing you. >”Being kind means nothing! Yes, one is nice but he will be the gateway for the selfish!” >He steps toward you pointing his finger as you reflexively start to step back. >”The nice ones always get taken over by the selfish shit pots!” >Haze hops in front of you looking at the priest, “Nuu, nuu bad fwuffy hewt smawty. Hase gif twoat cwunchies!” >Haze giggles and sits back clapping to himself. >”Yoo dum dum! Gif smawty mo sketties!” >The smarty standing on the casket was finished and was now stomping at the older priest demanding more to eat. >Some of the fluffies below him started to whine, “Bu’ fwuffy nuu haf sketties yet…” >The smarty looked down and puffed his cheeks, “Yoo am dum dums! Smawty get aww sketties!” >The young priest stomps toward the other smarty, “This is what I am talking about! These are the ones who always take over!” >”We the created bear ourselves and bear homage to our creator but these horrid thing care nothing about their creators!” >”They don’t give reverence! They give scorn and hatred!” >The smarty gave the priest a raspberry and sticks his tongue out at him. >The young priest’s face turns red with rage and he clenches his fist. >You actually let a grim smile cross your face as the young priest starts to head toward the other smarty. >”John!” >The young priest turns around with teethe clenched looking at the old priest. >The old man looked at his younger counter part, “I am in charge of this hallowed site and no living creature will be hurt here!” >The young man seems to compose himself, “I am sorry Thomas… I lost myself for a moment.” >The smarty gives the yound priest a raspberry, “Yoo go way or smawty tuwn yoo cheekie!” >The smarty looks at the older priest, “Yoo gif smawty mo sketties!” >The older man comes over and empties another can, “Of course, the Lord takes care of those who worship him.” >The young priest does not conceal the contempt on and disgust on his face, “I will not stand and watch such blasphemy occur!” >He stomps off, “All these filthy abominations should die! They are all ungodly!” >The older man looks down at the agitated fluffies, “Don’t worry about him, he does not mean it.” >You stare off at the priest stomping away, “Dat munsta wook wike he mean dat…” >You are interrupted by a pile of noodles being poured in front of you. >”There is plenty for all.”, the priest says. >The older priest walks back to his place among the fluffies. >The old priest looks around and starts to preach, “The Lord loves all his children and has a special place in his heart for the weakest of his children.” >You look around nervously. >You don’t trust this two legged monster. >You make a mental note not to let anything get to you as you keep an eye on your soundings. >You slurp in the noodles that were hanging from your mouth. >You grunt and stomp in frustration. >”And our god gives signs to his beloved!” >Helper sits next to the old priest and starts to chime in, “De Biggest Daddeh wub aww fwuffy!” >”And today he has called me to deliver spaghetti to his flock as a sign he loves them so much!” >The smarty on the casket starts to stomp, “Nuu! Nuu! Nuu!” >”Nuu fwock! Gif sketties to smawty!” >The priest ignores the smarty and continues, “For our god so loves his children he gives them signs!” >”Signs in the sky! Signs in the moon and stars! Signs in nature!” >”De Biggest Daddeh am de bestest ting fo fwuffy!” >The priest looks across the herds, “And God has commands! He wants you to take care of each other!” >He wants you to take care of the weak!” >”Look after the ones who cannot look after themselves!” >All the fluffies are listening closely. >The smarty standing on the casket nods, “Otay, smawty am do dat….” >”Do this and you will be closer to God!” >”For it is written that those close to our lord will have visions and be able to prophesize.” >”De Biggest Daddeh say so!” >”Do you feel you are worthy of visions!?” >“Do you want to be closer to God!?” >All the other fluffies shout yes. >You give the priest a raspberry. >”For God calls all to him but not all hear his word! Will you hear his word!?” >The fluffies start to clamber as you look up. >You look at the priest, “Dey nuu fwuffy up der to am say anyting!” >”Remember! God loves the compationate! And those who look after their brothers are special in his eyes!” >”Hewawooyah!” >The priest takes off his back pack and holds it high. >”And the good lord has sent me to pass onto…AHHH!” >The priest stumbles and grabs his head. >Helper looks up at him with obvious concern, “Yoo otay daddeh?” >The priest walks a bit, “Its ok Helper… I just got a massive head ache..” >Tears start to come from the priest’s eyes as he rubs his temples. >”I am sorry my flock… but I have to call it quits now…” >The smarty on the casket yells, “Nuu! Yoo gif mo sketties! Noa!” >The priest falls to his knees. >He grapples with his bag. >”Have to get my cell phone…” >The smarty jumps off his casket and stomps up to the priest. >”Dis am smawty wand! Yoo gif sketties!” >The priest still stammers, “Please… just let me…” >He drops the bag and falls to his side. >The bag lands loosely in front of the smarty. >He quickly jumps up on it, “Dis am smawty’s! Yoo nuu twy and take!” >Helper truddles up to the bag, “Nuu! Dat am dad-“ >The smarty leaps down and boops Helper hard across his nose. >Helper spins and falls. >The smarty looks around, “Smawty tuwn bad fwuffies cheekie!” >You stare at the smarty and start to walk to him. >Haze notices you and starts to hop around you. >”Yay! Smawty wet Hase gif owwies? Hee hee hee!” >Helper gets up and looks at the smarty with tears welling up in his eyes. >”Why yoo gif Hewpeh sowwies?” >The smarty sneers at him, “Yoo twy take smawty sketties!” >You yell at the smarty, “Yoo weave fwen awone!” >The smarty turns and sees you walking,. >He leaps back on the back pack and points at you, “Gif dat bad fwuffy owwies!” >A fluffy nearby looks at the smarty, “Bu’ hoomin say we nee take cawe of fwuffy.” >The smartyu turns and snaps, “Dum dum hoomin say take cawe of weak dum dum fwuffy!” >He points at the fluffy, “Dat mean yoo am bewong smawty! Yoo do wha smawty say!” >The fluffy starts to shake. >Other smarties start to shout, “Nuu! Am smawty! Dey bewong me!” >The smarty spins around, “Nuu! I am de smawty de Biggest Daddeh wan!” >He sits down, “De Biggest Daddeh gif smawty sketties! Am sign!” >All the other smarties stop and step back looking at the back pack. >”He am wite…” >The smarty turns to you and sneers, “Yoo wisten smawty noa! Biggest Daddeh say so!” >You stop and look up at the sky again. >You look back at the smarty, “Biggest Daddeh nuu dewe. No fwuffy make yoo biggest smawty!” >All the other herd fluffies and smarties gasp. >”Dat nuu am munsta fwuffy… dat am worstest fwuffy….” >Helper has turned to the priest and has climbed up on him, “Daddeh! Pwease get up! Nee yoo stop fwuffies fwom be bad!” >The smarty sneers again, “Gif dat meanie bad fwuffy owwies…” >A fluffy near you comes truddling up. >”Yoo am bad fwuffy!” >Before he makes it to you, Haze leaps head long into him knocking him down. >Haze then bites the other fluffies scrotum and picks him up. >The fluffy screeches as Haze looks at you for an order to give owwies. >All your owchie friends run up behind you and start to puff their cheeks. >”We gif bad fwuffies owwies daddeh?” >You stop and look down. >The baby fluffy has run under you and is standing between your front legs. >”DADDEH! DADDEH! Why Daddeh nuu wakies…?” >Helper is hopping up and down on the priest. >You look around and see the number of fluffies that are rallying behind the other smarty. >You realize you cannot win. >Your head starts to hurt. >You look at the smarty and see the pack. >You point at him, “If fwuffies twy gif owwies… den gif dat dum dum owwies and take de munsta ting!” >The smarty losses his sneer and gets a worried look on his face. >He jumps down, “Nuu! Weave dum dum fwuffy wone!” >He looks at all the pother fluffies, “Take Bigeest Daddeh sign back smawty pwace!” >One of the fluffies starts to ask, “We gif bad fwuffy owwies?’ >You look at Haze, “Gif dat fwuffy owwies noa.” >Haze smiles and rips his head to the side castrating the fluffy. >Boo boo juice flows from between his legs as he gives a blood curdling scream. >All the fluffies watching step back bringing their back legs together. >The other smarty is yelling at the fluffies around him, “Yoo dwag Biggest Daddeh sign noa!” >”DADDEH!” >After seeing the owwies Haze gave the other fluffies are hanging back. >”PWEASE HEWP FWUFFY! DADDEH! WAKIES!” >Next Special Friend steps in front of you, “Smawty… fwen nee hewp…” >You try to side step and get a look at the other smarty. >He is now berating the other fluffies and swatting at them to drag the back pack faster. >A line of other fluffies has formed between you and the smarty. >One stomps as ferociously as he can, “Yoo nuu gif chosen smawty owwies!” >You start to think how many you and Haze can take out. >Next Special Friend steps in front of you again, “Can Nex Speshul Fwen hew fwen smawty…? >Haze is jumping up and down the line giggling as you step to the side again. >”GIF OWWIES FO DADDEH!” >You see baby fluffy run from between your legs at the other fluffies. >Haze stops and looks back at the baby. >The line of fluffies puff their cheeks getting ready for the onslaught. >You point at the baby fluffy, “Get dat fwuffy! Too smaww fo gif owwies!” >Haze trots back and bites baby fluffy up by its nape. >Baby fluffy wiggles its little legs, “Gif owwies fo daddeh!” >”WAHHHH! Why dadeh nuu wakies! WAHHHHH!” >You snap out of your battle lust. >You realize you have a baby with you and several fluffies who cannot give owwies. >They would all be dead of you attacked. >The other smarty turns one last time, “Am biggest smawty noa! Yoo am dum dum! Aww fwuffy hate yoo noa!” >You stare as the rest of the fluffies start to retreat back with the other smarty. >You give them a raspberry and turn away. >You see Helper on the priest crying. >”Why daddeh nuu wakies!” >You walk up and look over the priest. >He is laying on his back with his arms brought up to his chest and his hands in fists. >He is breathing deep and his teeth are clenched. >His eyes are open and blood shot. >It seems as though he is oblivious to the world. >Helper starts yelling, “Pwease hewp daddeh! Wahhhhhhh! Daddeh nee hewpies! Wahhhhhhh!” >Next Special Friend shuffles next to you, “Smawty, wha fwuffies do hewp fwen?” >You look at her surprised, “Hewp two wegged munsta?” >You look back at the priest with self-resolve, “Aww munsta am bad.” >Next Special Friend meekly says, ”Bu’ smawty… fwen nee hewpies…bestest smawty onwy fwuffy hewe to hewp fwen….” >Helper looks down at you, “Pwease hewp daddeh! Wahhhhhhhh!” >Next Special friend says softly, “Nice hoomin gif smawty sketties…” >You start to pad at the ground grinding your teeth. >You know what you are doing is right. >So why do you feel like a bad fluffy…. >”Wahhhh! Pwease daddeh! Wakies daddeh! Wahhh!” >Helper slowly sits down and puts his front hooves in front of his tear stained face, “Pwease Biggest Daddeh… hewp daddeh….huu huu huuuu…” >You stomp on the ground in frustration then point to the priest, “Gif two wegged munsta huggies!” >All your fluffies look at you for a moment then walk to the priest and start to give him hugs. >Next Special Friend becomes estatic, “Yay! Bestest smawty am bestest smawty!” >She truddles over to the priest and grabs an arm, “Huggies make everwy ting betteh…” >Haze looks between you and the priest, “Smawty wan Hase…wan Hase gif huggie too?” >You sit back and nod, “Gif munsta huggies.” >Haze gives a nervous giggle before he slowly walks over to the priest and works himself next to Next Special Friend and gently hugs the arm next to her. >You stare on the scene. >You cannot bring yourself to hug the priest. >The fluffies who came with you are giving their bestest hugs to the priest. >You see it isn’t helping, the priest doesn’t move. >You snort, you think to yourself that nothing will help the monster. >Are monsters immune to fluffy hugs? >You cannot think of a time a fluffy could help a monster. >In fact the only thing you remember that could help a hurt monster is a- >You head twinges as you remember all the way back to when you were a very young fluffy. >The white fluff monsters. >You remember people getting hurt and the white fluff monsters would show up in a big flashy vehicle. >But you do not know how they were called or knew a monster was hurt. >You see helper still trying to pray between his sobs. >He is not able to tell you how to get them. >Your little head twinges again as you think. >The only thing that could possibly tell you how to find a white fluff monster is another two legged monster. >Your stomach sinks. >There was only one two legged monster you would trust and you left her a long time ago. >The only one to ask would be… >You stomp the ground in frustration again before you take off. >You shoot between the above ground caskets and tomb stones until you catch the scent. >You run as fast as you can, your fluff flowing back from the wind. >You finally see what you are looking for and run a head of him about twenty feet before coming out in front of him. >The young priest stops and sneers at you. >”Why is there a walking blasphemy in front me!?” >You give the young priest a raspberry, “Deadmeat nuu wike yoo munsta!” >”Bu’ fwen wan hewp udder munsta. Whewe am white fwuff munsta?” >The man throws a book at you which you dodge. >You sneer at the priest, “Deadmeat know aww munsta am bad. It yoo fwen am nee hewpies.” >”Bu’t yoo nuu cawe! Whewe white fwuff munsta? Deadmeat teww dem hewp dum dum munsta!” >The man lunges at you and you shoot between some caskets. >”A filthy blasphemy has no right to speak to a true creation of God!” >You look around and see a mausoleum. >You run toward it and run between the bars. >You get between two caskets and shake your rump at the priest. >”Yoo nuu am get Deadmeat hewe munsta!” >The priest runs up kicking the bars to the building. >He says through clenched teeth, “I will not be mocked by such an evil creature!” >He reaches into his pocket and brings out some shiny jingly things. >You stare at him a moment, “Wha yoo mean!? Wha am ebil!?” >He glances at the top of the crypt and looks through his keys. >”Evil! A horrible site to the eyes of the lord!” >He looks at you with his sawk eyes piercing, “A very very bad thing!” >He starts to go through the keys again. >”Ebil am vewy bad?”, You think aloud. >”Den Deadmeat am gud! Yoo am ebil!” >”Yoo fren haf owies an yoo wan twy give Deadmeat owies! Yoo nuu hewp yoo fwen! Yoo am ebil munsta!” >It seems as though the man stops as if he starts to understand what you are saying. >”Wait, you are saying I have a hurt friend?”, he says skeptically. >He looks at you, “And where is this ‘hurt’ friend of mine?” >”Back whewe dum dum wan haf tawkies wif fwuffies!” >”Dum dum gif sketties fo fwuffy wisten!” >”Deadmeat nuu cawe! Fwen ask Deadmeat fo hewp so Deadmeat twy fin white fwuff munsta!” >”Give spaghetti?” Finally it hits the priest what you are saying, “.... oh God…. Thomas…” >The young priest turns and runs off toward where the other priest. >You smirk and then remember your herd is with the other priest. >You take off running toward the place where the other priest was preaching. >You see the young priest stop looking down at the old man. >You get there shortly behind him and shout at your herd, “Get way fwom munsta!” >”Bad munsta hewe might gif owwies!” >The young priest looks down with tears in his eyes, “Oh no…” >He pulls a device out from his pocket and presses some buttons, “Hello 911! I need an ambulance at generic cemetary.” >”I think my friend is having a stroke.” >You ook at your herd, “Go back hidey hole!” >”Go noa! Munstas am hewe soon!” >Your herd turns quickly and starts to truddle away quickly, “Nuu! Fwuffy nuu wan munsta!”, “Wahhhhh!”, “Fwuffy am scawed! Saf fwuffy!” >You see them shoot off in a line toward your herd area. >You look back at the young priest see the young man bending down and touching his head while whispering something. >Helper is still sitting on his chest with his hooves in front of his face mumbling something you can’t hear. >”Why am daddeh still hewe?” >”Nee go hidey hole too.” >You look down and see baby fluffy tugging at your leg. >You look down and get ready to yeall at the baby fluffy. *sniff* >You yelp and jump forward as you feel the nose touch your rump. >”Am otay babbeh! Hase am hewe kee smawty saf!” >You spin around, “Yoo nuu be stwang fwuffy!” >”Babbeh wan sniff daddeh! Pwease wet babbeh haf sniffie!” >You look down at the baby at a loss of words. >You then hear the sirens. >You turn your attention back to the hurt monster. >You see white fluff monsters leave a flashing vehicle and come running with a cot. >They get close, “Are you the one called for an ambulance?” >The young priest says, “Yes, I think my friend is having a stroke. Can you help him?” >They lower their cot, “Well, if you can get rid of that shit rat we will see what we can do.” >The young priest looks at Helper, “Get off him you blasphemous cretin!” >He back hands Helper before he can react. >Helper spasms as he flies off his owner. >He hits the ground hard and starts to scream, “Owwies! Helpeh hewt! Owwies! Owwies! Owwies!” >He stumbles up rubbing his cheek with fresh tears floing down his face, “Why gif Hewpeh sowwies? Wahhhhhh!” >The medics grab the old priest, “Fuck, looks like he had a blowout. Let’s get him out of here!” >The young priest is saying a prayer over his older partner while throwing holy water on him and the cot. >The white fluff monsters lift the old priest and they take off quickly toward the ambulance. >The young priest holds his head down as Helper chases after the men, “Wai’ fo Hewpeh! Daddehhhhh! Hewpeh nee be wif daddeh! Huu huu huuu…” >You turn and start to walk back to your herd area. >You are happy that you helped your friend. >Somehow you managed to get the white fluff monsters. >You make it back and make sure none of your fluffies got lost. >You go back to your wreath and lay down in it and take a nappie. >Later that afternoon at dusk you hear crying. >You hear Bruce talk, “Why fwen am hewe? Fwen nuu come haf sweepies wif hewd befo.” >”Pwease… nee huggies…. Wahhhhh huu huuh uuu…. Nee de bestest huggies…” >You hear Next Special Friend pipe up, “Will gif fwen huggies! Bestest huggies!” >You hear sobbing coming from in front of your hidey hole. >You get up and walk to the front. >You see helper there with a swollen eye and face. >He is favoring one of his left and it looks like he has been crying for a long time. >”Wha happen fwen?”, you ask. >”Hewpeh daddeh go bye bye… udder hoomin twow Hewpeh ou’ of Hewpeh home…” >”Hewpeh twy go to gud fwuffy dat wike de gud news of de Biggest Daddeh…” >He seems to lower his head and choke on the words. >”But dey jus’ wan hewpeh get de sketties ou’ of dey holding tings…” >”Dey gif Hewpeh owwies and sowwies when Hewpeh nuu open sketties…” >Next Special Friend holds him tighter, “Fwen nee de bestest of de bestest huggies…. Nex Speshul Fwen gif huggie!” >Helper looks at you, “Pwease wost smawty… can Hewpeh stay wif yoo… so hungy… nee sweepies…” >Next Special Friend lets him go and he falls to the ground whimpering. >She truddles in front of you, “Pwease smawty! We haf wet fwen in! Am gud fwuffy! We gif him gud nummies!” >You look at the beaten fluffy. >Your ear twinges a bit as you look at him. >”Otay, wet fwen stay wif hewd. Gif him gud nummies and he sweep in back of hewd awea.” >Next Special Friend leaps on you and gives you a mighty hug, “Yoo am de bestest smawty!” >She then hops over to Haze who is laying on his back trying to bounce on the ground, “Can fwen hewp udder fwen to nummies pwease?” >Haze looks up giggling, “Otay!” >He walks over to helper and bites his mane and starts to drag him into the herd area. >He screams as he is drug but Haze and Next Special Friend pay him no mind as they carry him to the back. >You just head back to your wreath and lay down.