Title: LNPP from thread 60 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/1REZkJjt First Edit: Saturday 23rd of July 2016 12:56:52 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 23rd of July 2016 12:56:52 AM CDT 202_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie Maud ~~~~ >Welcome to (not so) Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during that time that content doesn't matter and we can go off on a horrible tangent. Now for our main guest...MY SISTER MAUD!!! Applause as Pinkie gives a Maud a tight hug.   "...Hi"   >Hooo it feels like it's been ages since I last saw you. How was the Cordyceps arc for you?   "Eh..."   >That wasn't my real question, so that doesn't count! Can I give my viewers some wincest fanservice!?!   "No."   >Aw okay, I guess I won't be boosting the ratings tonight(even though it's past noon). I guess that's our show, join us next time as I sneak a candid peek into one of my friend's dreams.   "...It's a bad idea."   >But I need better ratings to stay on the air. Oh and boulder had an accident.   Maud wakes up and looks at a wet spot near boulder. "...bad boulder."   203_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-canon >42 "18" ~~~~ >Remember Applejack 12?   "The one that was suppose to find a job?"   >Yeah that's the one. I sent him a card to check if he was still alive. He hasn't sent it back.   "I was wondering when he was going to die. Alright, I guess we should send the next one to find a job."   >AJ13?   "That's the one. Maybe she'll have better luck."   >Or at least live long enough that I'll win the pot. I'm still mad about that. He clearly should have died after 2 months.   "Tell me about it. My bet was on 6 days."   204_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Applejack" ~~~~ >Welcome to (not so) Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during that time that content doesn't matter and I'm barely related to our alternate universe. Now for our main event ...visiting APPLEJACK!!! Arrives in Applejack's dream where she's kicking an apple tree.   "Hey Pinkie, what brings you here?"   >I'm coming by to see what you're dreaming of.   "Dreaming of?"   >Uh...so watcha doing?   "What's it look like? Ah'm applebucking and doing my chores."   >...that's it?   "Yeah that's it..."   >Hmmm I should have expected Applejack's dream would be boring. I guess tonight's show is a bust. Oh well, good night everypony! Pinkie disappears   "Ah wonder what that was about?"   A giant apple floats into view. 'We have no time. You must gather my children if we're to save the world. None will doubt our power.'   205_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Rarity" 'AJ' [Spike] ~~~~ >Welcome to (not so) Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It was during that time that content doesn't matter and I'm totally not invading pony's privacy going into their dreams. Now for our main event...visiting RARITY!!! Arrives to see Rarity sitting on a fancy sofa with a wine glass next to a fireplace.   "Why hello there Pinkie."   >Hey, Rarity. Whatcha doing?   "I'm relaxing with friends, darling. What's it look like?" AJ and Spike enter.   'It sure is cold outside.'   "Join me on the sofa. There's plenty of room."   [Don't mind if we do.] They join Rarity on the sofa and cuddle up. Rarity calmly sips her glass.   >...   "..." Rarity takes another sip and smiles.   >...That's it?   "Whatever do you mean?"   >You're just sitting still? You're not going to do anything?   "I'm relaxing with friends."   >Well, I guess I'll leave then. I can feel the ratings tanking while dragging this on. Why is everypony's dreams so boring? Pinkie disappears.   "Now..." She unties AJ's hair. "...which one of you is going to lick my marshmallows first?"   206_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Rainbow Dash" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and it's perfectly fine for me to do more questionable things. Now for our main event...visiting Rainbow Dash!!! Pinkie appears outside RD's house where she's fluffing up a pillow.   "Oh hey Pinkie...wait how are you-"   >Can I come inside, Rainbow Dash?   "How are you...never mind just walk through the door."   >Whatcha doing?   "I'm about to sleep."   >But you're already asleep...is this sleepception!?! BROOOOOOM   "What are you talking about?"   >Nothing. I probably shouldn't go deeper since I don't know what's going to happen. Just sleep tight Dashie. Pinkie disappears.   "...Pinkie just disappeared in front of me and I didn't even question it...eh." RD falls asleep. It's here that she finds herself face to face with Spitfire. "I'm...I'm so sorry." She tears up in her sleep.   207_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Twilight" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I recycle openings. Now for our main event...VISITING TWILIGHT!!! Pinkie appears in Twilight's library.   "Pinkie? What brings you here?"   >I'm just trying out a new gimmick for my show.   "What show?"   >Oh uh...it's not important. Say, whatcha doing?   "I'm going to be doing something really exciting."   >*GASP* What is it?   "I'm going alphabetize my books!"   >...I'm really looking at the wrong pony for an interesting dream.   "Wait, are you calling me boring?"   >Uhhh...oh look it's time for me to leave. Have fun alphabetizing! Pinkie runs.   "Hm, I'm not boring. I'm a fun pony. She should catch me when I'm counting the bees in the beehive."   209_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Fluttershy" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content actually does matter, but the show is going to go on anyway. Now for our main event...VISITING FLUTTERSHY!!! Pinkie appears in a forest.   "Pinkie?"   >Hey, Fluttershy! Whatcha doing?   "I'm off to my grandmother's house to bring some goodies. I'm lost though."   >Well let Pinkie be your guide!   "Oh, if it's not too much trouble."   >Of course not! First let's cut through this beach.   Fluttershy blinks and is suddenly at the beach. "Wha?"   >Next we have to get over this mountain. They're now on a mountain.   "W-wha?"   >Oooh ooh and then we have to jump this canyon! Fluttershy covers her eyes as they're flung over the canyon "Gaaaah!!!"   >You can fly remember? Anyway, we're coming in for a landing! They land outside the door of a cottage.   "...that was a scary trip."   >I have to give my viewers something! All my dream visits have been duds and I'm totally running out of characters, so I guess havetogogoodnightbye! Pinkie disappears.   "B-bye." She enters the cottage where Timber wolves have torn the place apart. "You're not grandma!"   210_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Blueblood" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content actually does matter, but our new sleeping schedule makes it weird for the show to air properly. Now for our main guest...BLUEBLOOD!!!   "...strange I don't remember-"   >Our question for the day is how does it feel to see Arana again after so long and is PJ going to be jealous?   "It feels heartwarming to see Arana again. I'm getting a little worried about PJ since she hasn't-"   >SHE'S NOT DEAD!   "...what?"   >Um...Iem just saying she didn't die from Cordyceps aaaand you know what? Let's end the show there   "I didn't say anything about-"   >Just wake up. The fumes from the cleaning chemicals aren't good for you. Blueblood wakes up with Arana dragging him.   "Arana? What are you-"   'Fumes aren't good for you! Please don't sleep in the Janitor's closet!'   211_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie ~~~~ >Wooo, nothing like a hard day's work complete. Time to turn off the studio lights and wake up. She wakes up in bed and heads to the kitchen. >I'm glad folks are receptive to my show. After those boring visits, I was sure my show was going to flop. She finds herself back in the studio. >...what? She closes her eyes and finds herself back in bed again. >...I'm awake right? Walks to the kitchen and finds herself in the studio. >Uh oh...when I was closing my eyes was I waking up, or going to sleep? Am I going deeper? Closes her eyes and finds herself back in bed. >Uh...help? ...Luna? ...anypony? Nothing but silence. >...I think I'm stuck.   213_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content actually does matter, but I'm kind of stuck. I'm broadcasting now in the hopes that Princess Luna can come get me. I don't know how long I've been here, but I don't feel hungry, thirsty, or tired, so there's that. Since there's no guest right now, I'll just read some fan letters. Audience cheers as she pulls out a letter.   >Strawberry Gum writes "Dear Pinkie, how do I change the dream channel?" The answer is you can't. Pulls out another letter.   >This pony writes, "Can you please stop stealing my corn dogs from my dreams?" My answer is no. Pulls out another letter.   >Bitch Pudding writes, "Listen up hoe, your show is *censored*. Stop broadcasting into my head you dumb *censored* *censored*. Go *censored* yourself." My answer is no. Pulls out another letter.   >Oh hey, it's a letter to my future self. It's the future now! "Dear myself, if you're ever in trouble. Send me a letter and I'll send help. Whether it's canon or non-canon me, I'll be there." Holy confusing pronouns me! She pulls out a quill and paper   >Um Dear Canon or non-canon Pinkies, please talk to Luna and ask her to help. Signed Pinkie. Audience cheers.   >Now I just need to wait for help...yep any moment now.   214_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon Pinkie Preview   >Pinkie ~~~~~ [spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BL3DuLkrtA [/spoiler] >The date with Shining, Cadence, and 18 is on! 88 has been left alone to her own devices and Vekir has found out about 32. >18's plans for a perfect date becomes a disaster when a chunk of the gunclub decide to carry out their prank. The Cutie Mark Crusaders get wrapped in a conspiracy. Potatojack continues trying to avoid Blueblood and my friends get suspicious of my nightly activities. Find out what happens next time in thread 61: A Game of Chairs...and of course, ambitious fanservice! >Let me just get this out of the way. She picks up a phone and makes a call. >Hello? Princess Luna? Don't question how I'm calling your horn right now I'm in trouble. I'm stuck in a dream and I need you to get me out. Thanks. Hangs up.