Title:           LNPP from thread 117 (Beach Party Drugs)
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Monday 22nd of August 2016 09:44:43 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 22nd of August 2016 09:44:43 PM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
"Hi and welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your co-host Princess Cadence and the pinks! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we're the best part of waking up!"
Applause
 
>...why are you doing my opener?
 
"Because you said I could during our last meeting."
 
>...I feel like I would have known if I said something like that.
 
'Was this a secret meeting because I would have said something if I knew about it.'
 
"It was a regular club meeting. Remember?"
 
~Flashback~
"Ayy PPo. What up?"
 
>Heeey it's Princess C. What's good?
 
"I see you there D-Titty. How's my homegirl doing?"
 
'Gurl you know how it is. Making the money and being sexy with my sexy. Hows you hanging?'
 
"Oh you know, been busy running my crew and crib. Things have been busy yo. Just trying to make things better. You know what I'm saying?"
 
>'Mmmhm.'
 
"PP, could you hook me up and let me do the opener?"
 
>Whuuuuut?
 
"C'mon. We should all be your co-host. We'd be good at it I swear."
 
'Yo we got history, PPo. You owe us a little something something fo' dragging us wit ya so many times. Know what I'm saying?'
 
>Ooooh alright you got a point there, Lil D. You can do the opener.
 
"Thanks, D-Titty. Do you want to do the opener?"
 
'Shiat, ain't no thang. Just doing a solid for my grill. You're practically my big sis that I could look up to. Know what I'm saying?'
 
"Gurrl, I know exactly what you're saying."
 
~End Flashback~
 
>...I guess that's what happened?
 
'...was I high or something? I feel like I said things that I normally wouldn't say.'
 
"Nope, that's what happened."
 
>Huh...well, don't expect it to be a permanent thing because I'll be doing the opener from now on.
 
'Wait, that's not fair. I should get a turn too.'
 
>Right, okay fine. Let's just do this.
 
"I'm the pretty one <3"
 
'I'm the grumpy one...'
 
>And I'm the crazy one!!! ...Oh we ran out of time. Oh well, sleep well everypony!
Applause
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Spike"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I take opportunities when ponies are asleep! Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!!
Applause
 
"Hey hey hey."
 
>Do you want to stick your claw in it?
 
"Wh-what?"
 
>Do you want to stick your claw in both of them?
 
"N-no! No I don't! I would never!"
 
Pinkie smiles wide.
>I know you're thinking it. Eyyy don't worry about it. In fact, as their close friends of AJ and Rarity, I'm giving you the consent.
 
"I don't think it works like that but...thanks?"
 
>Don't mention it! That's all the time we have, and thanks for joining us! Sleep tight everypony! Oh and Spike, don't get a boner right now. You're on top of Twilight.
 
Spike wakes up and looks who he's on top of.
"...Damn you morning wood."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twilight"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I think I'm shotgunning episodes tonight! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!!
Applause
 
"Hi Pinkie. It feels like it's been a while since our last one on one inter-"
 
>Would it be weird if Spike got an erection if he slept on top of you?
 
"No it wouldn't. It's a natural bodily function. Why would I-"
 
>I'm glad you think that way, Twi but that's all the time we have for now. G'night everypony!
 
"I see you still keep your show very-"
Twilight wakes up.
"Short...oh don't worry about that Spike. I know anatomy. It's a perfectly natural thing to have an erection in the morning. I'm not embarrassed by it."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and yep I'm totally shotgunning episodes tonight! Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!
Applause
 
"H-hi"
 
>Sorry for not putting you on the show in ages. I bet you missed this!
 
"Um...not really."
 
>Did you ever enjoy watching animals mate?
 
"...what?"
 
>Your animals. You know, when they mate, do you watch?
 
"N-no."
Fluttershy's nose grows a little longer.
 
>...
 
"Uh that doesn't mean anything!"
 
>And that's our show for now. Sleep well everypony!
 
"No Pinkie, don't leave it like that. Ponies are going to think I'm a-"
Fluttershy wakes up.
"pervert...oh dear."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"RD"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and whew sure I have a lot of friends! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
Applause
 
"Hey hey Pinkie."
 
>Do ya wanta?
 
"Wanta what?"
 
>A PONKA! The refreshing soft drink that's sure to quench your thirst!
Upbeat music plays
>Wanta Ponka? Don'tcha wanta? Wanta Ponka? Don'tcha wanta?
 
"You're really doing a commercial now?"
 
>Do you wanta Ponka drink though?
 
"Naw not really."
 
>Oh okay. That's too bad. That's all the time we have for now, so I'll catch everypony later!
 
"...I might want one when I wake up."
 
>YAY!
RD wakes up, stares at her can of Ponka next to her and drinks it.
 
"...it's...actually pretty good."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Rarity"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and wow...this is really tiring! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!
Applause
 
"I'm ready for my close up. Pinkie what are you wearing?"
 
Pinkie's in Rarity Pyjamas with hoodie.
>I'm dreaming of what's it like to be inside you!
 
"..."
 
>...That was funnier in my head, but that's okay because I got you matching Pinkie Pyjamas! Now you'll know what's it like to be inside me!
 
"..."
 
>...That was also funnier in my head. Can you wear it? Pretty please?
 
"First of all neither of them have a accurate manes and second, I'll look ridiculous, darling."
 
Pinkie gets sad.
>Oh...
 
"...*sighs* fine, just please don't make that face."
 
>Woohoo!
 
Rarity puts on the Pyjamas.
"There."
 
Pinkie kisses Rarity's cheek.
>Mmmwa! You look great! I Wuvs you! That's all the time we have for now, so I'll see you next time!
 
Rarity wakes up and sees the Pinkie pyjamas next to her.
"...I suppose it'll look much better once I modify it a bit."
 
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It's 4am and this is exhausting why am I doing this?
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we push it to the limit! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
Applause
 
"Howdy ho, Pinkie."
 
>Great to have you back on the show!
 
"About the what's been going on in the dream world, Ah've been meaning to ask-"
 
>Nope, my show my questions. I need to know though...can I expect you to have my back?
 
"...fer' what?"
 
>Just a yes or no. When things start getting really wet. Can I expect you to have my back? I'll have your back if you do.
 
"Yeeeees?"
 
>Perfect! We're going to be a dream team! That's all for tonight folks. Let's hope we get to have a fun beach adventure!
 
"You know, Ah'm reminded of the time me and my cousin Peach were-"
 
>NOPENOPENOPE SAVE IT FOR THE BEACH!
 
AJ wakes up.
"Aw...oh wait, I don't think the gang heard any of them."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"???"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and oh...I guess I covered everypony. Time to call it and wake up!
 
"Ahahahaha aren't you forgetting somepony?"
 
>...who said that?
 
"C'mon when are you going to address the elephant in the room?"
 
>Tch, is it a dream eater? I'm warning you! I leveled up hard!
 
"HAHAHAHAHA no I'm somepony even better. Go to your dressing room and you'll see me."
 
Pinkie kicks down the door.
>HIYA...there's no pony here.
 
"Oh I'm here...just look in the mirror."
Pinkie looks to see a sharped tooth version of her self grinning back.
 
>No...that can't be right! You're suppose to be gone! I beat you!
 
"Oh did you? The others defeated and destroyed their shadows...you ate me."
 
Pinkie glares at shadow Pinkie in the mirror.
>...
 
"Heh speechless?"
 
>Just go away!
 
"I'm not going away because I'm stuck inside you now, but that's okay. I'm fine being a prisoner in you. There's one little thing though...you know what I want. Don't you feel me gnawing at you from the inside? I know what nightmares taste like now...I want more. C'mon, you know how good it felt to take a bite out of AJ's Shadow. Maybe if you went around eating nightmares you can be a better dream eater than the dream eaters themselves."
 
>Just shut up!
She punches the mirror.
 
"...that doesn't do anything and it's going to be our producer who replaces it."
 
>Dang it!
 
"You can keep clinging to your 'I don't have to be consistent' all you want, but you're going to have to face me eventually. Remember that when you're alone."
Pinkie wakes up.
 
>...you'll have to get me alone first.
 
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>Pinkie
"Rarity"
'AJ'
[Twilight]
{RD}
=FS=
+Spike+
~~~~
>Morning girls~! Help yourself to what's in the fridge. There's plenty of pickled vegetables in there. Pickled plums. pickled lemons, pickled cabbage, pickled carrots, pickled cucumbers...oh wait that's just normal pickles.
 
"...What a wide variety."
 
>There's some canned goods too. I saw a can of peaches somewhere.
 
AJ tests the sink.
'Ah'm glad that there's plumbing at least.'
 
>*gasp* I got a great idea! There's a box of water guns in the closet. Let's have a water fight!
 
[Huh, I don't think I've ever had a water gun fight before.]
 
>Then you're in for a treat! There's water balloons too, so let's fill those up. I need to set up outside though. Don't go outside until I come back!
*SLAM*
 
'Yer' tellin me you never had any water fights growing up?'
 
[I didn't want to get my books wet.]
 
"Don't forget, darling, she never had a slumber party before either and needed a book."
 
[*gasps* I don't have my book on beach parties! How am I going to know what to do!?]
 
'Ah' think you'll survive, Twi.'
 
RD opens a closet and rush of stuff pour out.
=Are you okay Rainbow Dash?=
 
{Oh my gosh oh my gosh, I'm better than okay. I found a slinky! Awww yeah.}
Shifts it around in her hooves.
{Isn't this awesome Fluttershy?}
 
=Um...it's okay.=
 
{WHAT?! Okay? Everypony loves a slinky. Look at this.}
Makes the slinky walk around her right foreleg, behind her neck and to her left foreleg.
{Still got it baby!}
 
=Not bad.=
 
{Not bad? Sheesh, I didn't know you were hard to impress.}
 
=I'm sorry. I'm just a little desensitized.=
 
+If you're done, we could use some help filling the water guns.+
 
{Alright alright, hold your horses.}
 
~Later~
Pinkie comes back in.
 
>It's ready come outside!
They begin shuffling outside.
 
+Good timing. We just finished filling up the water bal...+
Spike looks up.
+loons...+
Pinkie is on top of the center tower of a giant Sandcastle.
 
>I say we play Queen of the Hill. What do you think?
 
"'{[=+...Whoa.+=]}'"
 
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>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
'Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your co-host Diamond Tiara and the Pinks! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and you dream of us! Now for our main segment...PINKIE'S DREAMHOUSE: PINK PONY CLUB EDITION!
 
"I'm the pretty one <3"
 
'I'm the grumpy one.'
 
>And I'm the crazy one! Hey, want to know why I have a bedroom in the dreamhouse?
 
'...because that's what most houses have?'
 
>Nope!
 
"Because you dream of having somepony to sleep in it with since you can't find anypony?"
 
>...ow, but no.
 
'We're not going to stand here and guess all night. Just tell us already.'
 
>It's so that when my sleep schedule is so messed up, I can go into a deeper sleep...like now!
Pinkie jumps into bed and goes to sleep.
 
"...what happens now? I thought there was going to be more to this."
 
'Beats me...um...I guess that's all for tonight because Pinkie decided to sleep in...while she's already asleep.'
 
"Uh...yay?"
Life in the dreamhouse~
 
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>Spike
"Twilight"
'FS'
[RD]
{AJ}
=Rarity=
+Pinkie+
~~~~
>War...war never changes...we all tried to claim our own piece of land, but our ideals...well mostly architecture designs would clash. Soon it spun out of control and the ones that came out on top were Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie...and they called themselves, the Queens of the Hill, ruling from their sandy tower, but it was not the end as they predicted. It was simply another wet chapter of-
*SPLASH*
A water balloon pops on Spike's face.
 
"Spike get down!"
 
Squirts of water shoot down from the center tower of the sand castle.
>Gah!
Spike ducks behind the cover of a sand wall.
 
"Oooh if only I read up on water fights before we came."
 
Fluttershy gets into a fetal position.
'I only wanted to make a greenhouse...and a chicken coop...and a rabbit hutch...and a turtle...maybe an amphitheater...my penguin army was pretty cute...oh dear, that might actually have been a lot.'
 
[This is no time to be cowering, Fluttershy. We the rebel alliance will topple their regime!]
*SPLOOSH SPLISH SPLASH*
[Can't you use your chaos powers to get those penguins moving or something? We could use an army.]
 
Fluttershy concentrates, but a water balloon falls nearby splashing her. Fluttershy's horn flops.
'It's no use, I can't get them up and moving. I can't work like this.'
 
[Of all the times to have performance anxiety.]
 
"We control the water hose. All we need to do is keep the siege up and they'll have to run out of water eventually."
 
1/2
 
~Meanwhile on the tower~
{Big Apple to Red Lobster, what's yer status? Over.}
 
Rarity is wearing a red rubber cap from popped balloons and aims down with a huge water gun.
=Krrsh, Red Lobster here. I've got my sights on them and keeping them pinned. They're probably trying to come up with a strategy, over.=
 
{Roger roger, Red Lobster. Pink One, how are we doing on water balloons? Over.}
 
+Pink One reporting. Thanks to our water pump and hose that connects to the ocean, we've got plenty of water balloons. I'm loading more water balloons into the mortars now, over.+
 
{Copy that, Pink One, fire mortars on their position when ready, over.}
 
+Krrsh, roger roger!+
*THOOMP*
{=+...+=}
 
*SPLOOSH*
>"'[AHHH!]'"
 
=Splashdown, darling.=
 
{Woooo, good hit, good hit, Pink One. They're scattering. We are the Queens of this Hill.}
 
+DREAM TEAM FOR THE WIN!+
 
2/2
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we bake delicious pies! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
Applause
 
"Howdy."
 
>Tell me, do you want apple pie, or pink pie?
 
"What's in the pink pie?"
 
Pinkie gives a sultry look.
>Me.
 
Applejack wakes up and sees Pinkie in her bed.
>...hi~
She gives a mischievous smile.
>Was I delicious?
 
AJ rolls over to face the other way.
"...whaaat?"
She rolls back and Pinkie's gone.
"...what just happened?"
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[AJ]
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I bring two groups together! Now for our main guests...THE PINK PONY CLUB!!!
 
"I'm the pretty one <3"
 
'I'm the grumpy one.'
 
>And I'm the crazy one! Guess what?
 
"'What?'"
 
>I'm letting in a friend to join in our Pink Club activities this time! It's APPLEJACK!
 
[Howdy.]
 
'...'
DT angrily pulls Pinkie to the side.
'What is SHE doing here?'
 
>What do you mean? She's my friend!
 
'Well she's not mine! We are not on good terms, Pinkie. She's the one who-'
 
>Wouldn't it be nice if you two could patch things up together and make amends? You two have more in common than you think and could learn a lot from each other. I really care for the both of you and it hurts me to see you two have such bad blood. Could you at least try for me?
 
'...Pinkie, I-'
 
>Unfortunately, we don't actually have time for that kind of heart to heart dialogue, so I'm going to expedite things!
Gives a pink injection into DT's neck.
 
'Hey what are you...DOING NOT PARTYING HARD APPLEJACK?'
 
>Any opinions Cadence?
 
"...but Applejack's not even pink."
She gets an instant syringe to the neck.
"THERE'S SO MANY WAYS WE COULD PARTY!"
 
[This is sweet that you're trying, but don't you think you're going a little over-]
Pinkie takes out a 3rd syringe.
[retracted...]
 
>This has been another night of your favorite dream show! Tune in next time for- OH MY GOSH DON'T TOUCH EACH OTHER LIKE THAT!
 
Technical difficulties.
*Bossanova music*