Title:           LNPP from thread 116 (New Hosts)
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Monday 22nd of August 2016 09:24:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 22nd of August 2016 09:24:58 PM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Luna"
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I get ready for the New Years Party! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!
Applause.
 
"Salutations."
 
>Yep, how goes the Dream Eater problem?
 
"Yes about that. We are concerned. You have been attacked by dream eaters 3 times now. We are beginning to think they target you because of your show. Perhaps it may be best to put the show on hiatus until the Dream Eater threat has been dealt with."
 
>Whoa what?! How long will it be?
 
"However long it takes to put an end to it."
 
>You can't do that!
 
"It'd be safer if you did. You were dealing with lone Dream Eaters. My night guards have been expending large efforts to prevent them from organizing. What's going to happen when they decide to come in larger numbers?"
 
>If we put the show on hiatus then the terrorists win! Er the Dream Eaters! We can't let them spread their terror, it would only make the nightmares worse wouldn't it? Please, can't you assign somepony here for protection?
 
"We're stretched as it is.
 
>How about if I get my pinks together for protection?
 
"...hm, your group has fared well together. We suppose that arrangement can work."
A guard opens a door and waves for Luna's attention.
 
"If you can convince your friends then yes you can keep the show going. For now we must leave."
 
>Uh that's all the time we have everypony! Sweet dreams and here's hoping I get another season.
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
'Rarity'
[Twilight]
{Fluttershy}
+RD+
^Spike^
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and there's going to be a surprise!
Applause.
 
"-and that was mah time with Pinkie. Ah' was just so tired in the morning."
 
'Could be worse, darling. I spent most of my time on a...throne. Yeah a throne.'
 
[That doesn't sound bad at all.]
 
'I...did a lot of things that I'm not proud of.'
 
{Oh my, I know that feeling. One time, I ended up scolding Mr. Bluebird because he kept being mean to another bird that was standing on a Zebra's shoulder.}
 
+So we're all here because Pinkie invited us to a dream party here right?+
 
^At least I got the invite this time. Where is she?^
 
"Don't look at me. Ah'm in the dark about this."
 
'Perhaps she's being fashionably late.'
 
[I'm sure Pinkie will show up sooner or later.]
 
{I hope it's not some sort of surprise party. I don't want to get startled.}
 
+There's cake over there, so I'm pretty sure it's a half right at least.+
 
^Dibs on the first slice of cake.^
Spike cuts into the cake when Pinkie pops out startling everyone.
 
>SURPRISE!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Don't answer that 'cause it's rhetorical and if we could we'd use gang signs~
 
[Pinkie that's not how the lyrics go.]
 
>I forgot how they went, but that's okay. While our time with each other here is brief, let's cherish the memories we've made in the past and smile for the future as we make new ones! You girls and Spike too, are the best friends that a mare can ever ask for. I love you all!
 
"'[{+^Awww^+}]'"
 
>I'm going to spend hang out with my friends now, but to my viewers out there, I wish you a better year than the last!
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but we are now hiring competent dreamwalkers! Now for our main guests...THE PINK PONY CLUB!!!
Applause.
>And that's why I need your help. Any questions?
 
'...That was a really detailed explanation.'
 
"I liked it when you used the puppets. Great special effects."
 
>Thank you!
 
'So you want us around for protection. Is this going to be a P-team activity now?'
 
>Yeah I guess it is. We can make it one anyway.
 
"Oh does this mean we're going to be integrated into the show like co-hosts? Do I get to stay the pretty one?"
 
'I'd like a turn to be the pretty one. It gets straining being the grumpy one.'
 
>But you're sooooo good at it. As good as I am the crazy one!
 
'How was being AJ's straight mare?'
 
>...You know maybe we should let her be something other than the grumpy one some times.
 
"Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your co-host Princess Cadence...I think I like the sound of that."
 
>Ehhh, that's going to take up space if we do that.
 
"Why don't we just do Cadence then? It's shorter than Pinkie Pie."
 
>Ehhhhh errrrgh...we'll talk about it.
 
'So what? Are we going to be coming here every night twiddling our hooves while you do your show?'
 
>But I'm going to have guests here. Having you two talk too is going to eat up characters that we don't have in the budget.
 
"What do you even mean by characters? Do you sacrifice ponies up or something?"
 
'If it's a money problem, we can help you know. I have a big allowance with my daddy doing repairs for every disaster and Princess Cadence is a princess.'
 
"Yeah I can probably squeeze some private funds if I ask around or get some pull somewhere. Budget doesn't sound like a big deal."
 
>You know what it doesn't sound like? It doesn't sound like we have enough time to talk, sooo thanks for joining us and have a good day everypony!
applause
 
"'...share the spotlight.'"
Fade out.
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and the guests come out to play! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
 
"Howdy"
 
>Have you ever had any trouble living with your aunt and uncle Orange?
 
"Sometimes. In fact this one time, when cousin Peach came by to visit, she was checking out their assortment of kitchen knives. You wouldn't believe how many knives they had. Anyway, at some point cousin Peach decided to test how sharp a cosmic knife is by slicing some Peaches. Turns out it's really sharp. It cut right through the cutting board. In a panic she managed to knock the knife set and sending a few knives flying into both Uncle Orange and me when we walked in. In fact Ah' still have the scar between my ear see? Uncle Orange had to be sent to the hospital so they could stitch him up."
 
>...did your cousin Peach get cut?
 
"That's actually the funny part. She came out unscathed that time. Uncle Orange took most of the injury. Though she did get run over by an ambulance when we came to pick Uncle Orange back up. Which brings me to another story where there was a misunderstanding at the hospital where she ended up pretending to be a doctor and-"
 
>Okay, that's nice, but that's all the time we have! Thanks for joining us and have a good night!
 
"Wait in this one she-"
AJ wakes up.
"Delivered a baby...Aw. It was a good one too."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Luna"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and you got to keep them separated! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!
Applause
 
"Did they agree?"
 
>Yep yep! As long as we look out for each other, the show doesn't need to go on a hiatus.
 
"We weren't concerned. We expected them to agree."
 
>...Is that suppose to mean something?
 
"They are part of your dream are they not? Why wouldn't they agree?"
 
>Wait, are you saying they're not real?
 
"As I've said so before. They are a part of your dream. They are as real as any of your guests that have been here."
 
>...so my guests weren't real either? But but my time with Applejack! The cardboard cutouts!
 
"Did you ever wonder if your friends here are acting just like they do in the waking world, or are they a little...off? Why would Cadence and Diamond Tiara stay around all this time when they barely know you in person? Did you ever wonder if you got your way a little too easily? Everything has been a dream up to now."
 
>But the shadows! The Dream Eaters!
 
"You wanted an adventure and your mind manufactured it. You got your wish."
 
>Are you real?
 
"We are as real as you believe us to be. While we are in your dream we can only say what you think we would say. That said, you have been trapped in a dream for some time."
 
>H-how long have I been asleep?
 
"Do you remember when you had to call for my help because you couldn't wake up...do you remember what I talked about in the dream city about kids in comas?"
 
>...Mother of Celestia.
 
"You must wake up soon. They are going to pull your life support."
 
>Oh no! What do I do?
 
"I have a mouse trap. Stick your tongue out. The pain will wake you up."
 
>Okay!
*SNAP*
>OWTH...it didn'th workth!
 
"No it didn't because I made it all up. That's for your 'Christmas' gifts that one night...That's all the time we have so have a good night."
A door opens and Luna leaves.
 
>...okayth I'th deserthed that.
 
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Based on this comercial  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBl81cxHjWA
It's been in my head for years and I want it out.
 
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[RD]
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I'm a corporate sellout! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
Raindbow Dash flies through the clouds.
 
[Bad girls bad girls, whatcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when we come for you~]
Upbeat music as the Pink Pony Club surprise Rainbow Dash from behind.
>"'Wanta Ponka? Don'tcha wanta? Wanta Ponka? Don'tcha wanta? Wanta Ponka? Don'tcha wanta? Wanta Ponka? Don'tcha wanta?'"
 
[Pinkie? What are you doing h-]
 
>"'If you want some action then drink a Ponka for your satisfaction!'"
 
DT uses TBDRLIATU to shoot a bottle of Ponka at RD's face.
[Gagh!]
 
>"'Wanta Ponka? Don'tcha wanta?'"
 
>Don't you wanta?
*winks*
 
"Mmmhm"