Title:           An Apple Slice of Life. (Anon x AJ SFW)
Author:          ArizonAnon
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First Edit:      Wednesday 12th of March 2014 04:02:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 12th of March 2014 04:02:39 AM CDT

>It's been about a week since you and Applejack, "confessed", your feelings for each other.
>Confessed = Copulated
>But, in all seriousness, after you got used to the whole 'pony' thing, you somehow knew that you'd end up together.
>You, her main squeeze.
>She, your special somep-...
>Don't you fucking say it.
>I know you've heard them say 'THAT' word a couple of times, but come on, man. Have some dignity.
>She, your... One and... Only?
>That's better. You can now continue keeping your balls. Congrats.
>Anywho, let's just say things have been great ever since.
>Especially when you told her family members about your relationship.
>They were completely ecstatic.
>Among the cheers all around, you had expected her older brother to give you the, "I'm-gonna-kill-you-if-you-break-her-heart', talk.
>However, since he knows you'd never do anything of that sort, plus some other reasons, he just took you out for some celebratory drinks.
>Other reason being that he had previously chased your half-naked ass through Ponyville, for sleeping with AJ... Yeah. That was fun.
>But, It's all water under the bridge now.
>More like. Cider under the bridge, that leads to a waterfall.
>Because the hard cider was flowing like so.
>Of course, several drinks in, and you knew getting up in the morning was gonna be rough.
>Eh, fuck it. Good beer + Good company = Good times.
>Salud!
 
>The following morning...
>Which brings us to the present.
 
>The rising sun is making sure to piss you off today. So you try to turn away from it.
>Wow. That did not help.
>You think you hear a noise.
>Hmmm. Whatever.
>You'll have to remember to have that window destroyed.
>Or just covered up. That would probably work better.
>Also noting the fact that it's rather chilly, you try to reach for your covers.
>You blindly pat your hands around to feel for them.
>Shit. Where are they.
>You groan in frustration, and curl up into a ball.
>Figuratively, of course.
>You hear that noise again.
>It sounds kinda like a... Giggle?
>Okay. What the hell going on here.
>Opening your eyes, you see a blurry orange form.
>After rubbing the sleepiness out of them, you see it's AJ.
>And she's carrying two full bushel of apples, while donning quite a smug grin.
"Wha-?"
>"Heheh! I see ya didn't quite make it to your bed, or your house for that matter."
>You look around, and notice that you are in the middle of the apple orchard.
>How do?
"But... I don't... I don't even know how, AJ."
>This, of course, causes her to laugh completely at your expense.
>You were in town when you started drinking. How you ended up at the farm, is clearly an alcohol-based mystery.
>Through divine luck, your ass isn't sore, so we'll just call this a win.
>"Aw it's alright, Anon. 'Sides, it was kinda cute seeing you squirmin' away from the sun. Oh, An' also tryin' to find your sheets? Heheh! Classic!"
>You'd like to be upset, but you lost the game, son!
>So you just shrug and sigh in defeat.
>As if you even had a chance to win in the first place.
>Using the nearest tree as a support, you get up in a rather retarded way.
>Because you've come to find that you are quite hungover.
>Applejack notices this and helps you up.
>"Awwww, is my big tough manwy hooman havin' twouble standin'?"
"Alright, AJ. Just soak it up. You'll get yours."
>"As long as it's you doin' the deliverin', Mmmmmmm~, I don't mind one bit." Sultry tone ever present.
>She must know you currently don't have the mental capacity to think of any comebacks.
>She'll milk this for all it's worth.
>Run!
"... I should probably go."
>"Mmhmm! Reckon I could do this for hours, Sugarcube!" She says while licking her lips
>Yup. She always knows how to get you going.
 
>Once you finally reach you reach your house, which was not an easy task by the way.
>You...
>Find bedroom.
>Collapse onto bed.
>Eyes go wide.
>Get cold shiver.
>Sprint to bathroom.
>Empty stomach contents into toilet.
>Spit remaining sour acid from your mouth.
>Get another cold chill.
>Somehow, stomach has more up its sleeve.
>Spit out more stomach contents.
>Dry heave a couple of times.
>Collapse on floor.
>Feel instantly better by a huge degree.
>Fall asleep.
>And that's what happens with hangovers.
>Don't like it?
>Welcome to real life.
 
>Once you had the strength to make it back to your bed, You stayed there all day.
>So, the following morning, you decide to pay Applejack a visit.
>Maybe you can 'attempt' to get her back for 'tormenting' you.
>Better yet, thinking about how she completely has the upper hand, maybe that's not the best idea...
>A plain ol' visit it is.
>Suddenly. A pain in your stomach, arises.
>Right. You're starting to get your appetite back.
>Looking around for an eatery to curb the hunger pangs, you spot the local sweet house; Sugarcube Corner.
>Bingo!
>Right when you're about ring the bell at the counter, A hoof quickly stops you. Freezing you in your tracks.
>"Hah! I win!" A cheery voice says.
"Gah! Pinks. You scared me half to death."
>Pinkie Pie... She will be the death of you. You're sure of it.
>"Hahahaha! I'm sorry, 'Non-'Non. I was in the kitchen, when I saw you about to ring the bell, so I wondered if I could beat you to it. And I DID! Hahahaha!"
>One hundred percent full of energy, that one.
>You're also sure she's got some extra reserve tanks of energy as well.
>The stuff of nightmares. No pun intended.
"Right. Well, good job. I am proud."
>"Awwww, Thanks! So, what can I get ya."
"Ummm... I'll take some eggs over easy, and a short stack of pancakes, please and thank you."
>"Oooh! Good choice! Take a seat where you like, and I'll get started on them!"
"Thanks I-"
>"Oh! Actually, Apple Bloom is sitting right over there!", she points, "Maybe you can keep her company."
"Will do, Pinko."
 
>You make your way to the booth where Apple Bloom was sitting.
>You notice she's alone.
>Which is strange. Whenever she's in town, her two other friends are always with her.
>She looks so depressed, and also seriously deep in thought.
>So much so, that she didn't even notice you sitting down in front of her.
"Are you okay, little 'Bloom?"
>"AH!" she jumped, "Anon. Ya scared me."
"Sorry, kid... But, uh, anyways, you look down in the dumps. Is there anything wrong?"
>"No... Well, Yeah. But I don't wanna bother ya with my problems."
"Nonsense. I'm all ears, 'Bloom."
>She takes a deep breath.
>"Well, I just found out that  Sweetie Belle, is going out of town for a couple of days. Scootaloo is also gonna be gone for a while too."
>She slumps down into her seat.
>"I'm gonna be all by myself... I have no one to hang out with."
>Damn... her sad face, and matching body language. It's heart-breaking.
>Maybe there's something you can do.
"Well, if you'd like... You can hang out with me in the meantime."
>"R-really? Ya mean it?"
>You wince at her sudden outburst.
>Huh. You didn't think she'd want to hang out with you.
"You sure can, kid."
>She jumps over the table and gives you a big tight hug.
>"I'd love to! Thank ya, Anon."
>Truly the biggest 'D'awwww' moment you've had in quite a while.
"No worries, 'Bloom." You say, returning the hug.
>You notice Pinkie making her way to your booth. She has a big heartfelt smile.
>She probably overheard the conversation.
>"Food's ready, you two! Eat up!"
>You and Apple Bloom thank her, and quietly, yet quickly, dig into your meals.
 
>After finishing your food, you both had walked out of Sugarcube Corner.
>"So, Anon. What're we gonna do now." Young Apple Bloom asked.
"Well... Hmmm..."
>You had to think, She probably didn't want to go back to the farm, so no visiting Applejack today.
>Damn.
"Pony hat."
>"Wha-?"
>You place Apple Bloom on your head.
>"Heheheh! Is this what we're gonna do all day?"
>"No, silly. I need time to think."
>C'mon, man. Just connect the dots...
"I got it! We'll mess with Twilight. That's always good for a laugh."
>"Yay! That sounds like fun!"
>Such enthusiasm on this little one.
"Alright. Let's get going."
>You head over to Twilight's house.
 
"Alright 'Bloom. You remember what to do right?"
>"Mmhmm! Yup!"
"Good. Here, Get inside this."
>You place a mold of your skull onto Apple Bloom.
>It looks like the skull has little yellow legs sprouting from it.
>Perfect.
>Then she hides her legs inside.
>You pick up Skullpple Bloom and walk on in.
>"Oh! Hello, Anonymous."
"Hello, Twi. How are you doing today."
>"Just fine. Just doing re-re-reorganizing"
>Of course she would be.
"Neat. Anyways, I stopped by because I wanted to show you something."
>You place the skull on the floor.
>"... Um... Anon... Y-you know I'm still not q-quite comfortable around t-that thing..."
"Oh, No worries, Twilight. I Totally taught it to be well-behaved, and I had it house broken too."
>"Huh?"
>Taking Twilight's reaction as a cue, Apple Bloom pokes her legs out, and starts slowly walking towards the purple pone.
>"OoOoooOOoOh! Twilight. I want to feast on your bones!"
>You can barely contain your laughter when Twilight's pupils shrink beyond belief, and she starts turning a little pale.
>Get back in character.
"No, Poor Yorik! Bad skull! Heel, boy. Heel!"
>"A-Anon! It's n-not listening! Do s-something! Please!"
>Twilight is backing up into a corner.
>This is too damn rich!
"It's too late, Twilight. Poor Yorik is out of control. There's literally nothing I can do now."
>"Twilight! I'm going to drink your blood!"
>Apple Bloom jumps at Twilight and bumps into her chest.
>Twilight screams bloody murder, then faints.
>Mission accomplished.
>You completely loose it, and fall to the ground laughing.
>Little 'Bloom pops out of the skull and joins you in laughter.
 
>Evening is approaching.
>Skull in tow, you leave Twilight's place and head on back to Sweet Apple Acres.
>"Anon?"
"What's up."
>"Is Twilight gonna be alright?"
>Apple Bloom looks back to Twilight's house.
"Yup. I've scared her many times with that skull. She'll be fine."
>"So... Why do you scare her with it."
"She's always been freaked out by it. So It's my way of getting revenge."
>"Revenge?"
"In order to get a mold made of my skeleton... Let's just say it was very invasive. And painful."
>"That sounds awful."
"It was... Never you mind, though. You did good today, 'Bloom."
>"Really?"
>She beams at you.
"Definitely! That couldn't have gone any better."
>"Maybe I can get a human skull cutie mark!"
>You reach down and ruffle her mane.
"Hah! You're so crazy, little one. But, that would be a pretty neat mark."
>"Heheheh! I can't wait 'til we get back home. There's so much we *Yawn* could do."
"Well. That is, if you don't fall asleep first."
>"No way! I'm way too excited for this!"
>On the way to the farm, she asks to be carried by you, and then she falls asleep.
>Your heart was not prepared for cuteness like this.
>Even her snores sound little, and adorable.
>Then she snuggles against your chest.
>You need a heart transplant. Stat!
 
>After placing Apple Bloom onto her bed, you make sure to tuck her in.
>Or... you try, at least. You don't have kids, so you suck at this kind of thing.
>You close her bedroom door quietly, and make your way downstairs.
>Applejack is nowhere to be seen.
>Bummer.
>Maybe you'll see her tomorrow.
>While walking along the path from the house, you hear some noises coming from the somewhere in the orchard.
>Curiosity gets the better of you, so you decide to check it out.
>Of course it doesn't take long to figure out who was making the noise.
>As you peek through the trees, you see a very tired-looking AJ.
>Better not try and scare her.
"... Applejack?"
>"Huh?! Oh. Anon. Heh. You startled me."
>Maybe you need to wear a bell, or something.
"Sorry. I was trying not to. But, what're you doing out so late, young lady. Hmm?"
>"Heheh! I was just finishing up here. Harvestin' took me a lot longer today. An' let me tell you, I am exhausted."
>She takes off her hat and wipes her brow with her hoof.
>"Hmm. Looks like you're doin' much better than yesterday."
"Oh, please, AJ. As if alcohol could keep this guy down... For more than a day... or so."
>"Did I ever tell you that you're silly?"
"Wouldn't surprise me. I did learn from the best."
>You playfully pinch her cheek.
>She just smiles and lightly bats your hand away.
>Now that you look at her, from the light of the moon, you can see she's all glossy from her sweat.
>Goodness gracious!
>You also notice her heady scent.
>It's having quite the effect on you.
"Hmmm. You do look awful tired. How about I give you a nice massage."
>"Oh, Anon... You don't have to do that. I'm all sweaty an' dirty, and I... uh... I probably don't smell too good..."
"I certainly don't mind. I actually like the way you smell when you work up a good sweat."
>She sits down, clearly blushing from slight embarrassment at your comment.
>"I didn't know you were into that kind of thing."
"I'm into a lot of weird things, but, hey, since we're already here..."
>She thinks it over.
>"Alright, you talked me into it. It actually sounds like a wonderful idea, on account of how sore I am."
>She lays on her side and stretches out her hind legs.
>"Why don't ya start here. They're hurtin' somethin' awful..."
>While AJ wiggles her hooves at you, She uses that sexy little pout that drives you wild.
"Hmmm. Well now, How could I say no to that."
>She giggles as you kneel down and grab her left hoof to begin working your 'magic hands'.
>Your massage is giving her pure satisfaction, as seen on her face. Which has a heavy blush.
>This went on as you gave both of her tired and hard-working hooves a firm rub down.
>You eventually moved up to her 'thighs' and kneaded her powerful muscles into damn near submission.
>"Ah~! Oh, my stars!"
"You like that, huh? Check this out."
>You put your fingers together, and place them, fingers-first on her thigh.
>With slight pressure, you slowly move them apart.
>She shivers, as her blush deepens.
"Ooooh~! I'll never get tired of your massages, Anon."
>You just smile.
>As a hint to you, she moves her head closer to you.
>Being a man who can pick up on said hints, you start from where the neck meets the shoulders, and move around accordingly.
>"Mmmmm~ That feels so good, Anon."
"What can I say. I'm damn good at my craft."
>"How did ya get so *Unh~!* Good at massages."
"Practice, School, and stuff like that."
>"Really? Never figured you to be like Twilight, an' all 'book smart'."
"Hey. In my defense... There was little to no books involved. For me, it was mainly personal experience, skin-to-skin contact. That's the best way to learn."
>"Heheh. Only you can make things like that sound sexy."
"Just thank the studies of sexiness, and innuendos, that I took. Worth every penny."
>She laughs.
>That's one of your best weapons. You may not be the best looking son of a bitch. But, you know how to make her laugh.
>This is key.
"Anyways, how're ya feeling."
>AJ stretches her limbs as she gets up from the ground.
>"Mmmmm~, So much better."
>She gets up, turns towards you, and slowly unbuttons your shirt.
>Then she embraces you in a hug.
"Wh-"
>"I'd rather hug you, than your shirt."
>Hm. Fair enough.
>Her sweat-glazed body pressed against your chest feels absolutely amazing.
>You should probably let her know.
>In a subtle fashion.
"This may sound cheezy, but... I could hold you like this forever."
>"Sounds jus' fine to me, sugarcube~."
>You're one smooth criminal, Anonymous.
>AJ goes in for a kiss, and you meet her halfway.
>Much like the many you've shared before, the kiss is slow and passionate.
>Your tongues dance around together, savoring one another's flavors.
>You both eventually break off in need of air.
>Noting the look in her eyes, you know she's ready for some sleep.
"C'mon, hun. Let's get you to bed."
>She slowly nods. You know where this is going.
>Before she even asks, You carry Applejack to her bedroom.
>You must be the sandman for AJ, and her sister.
>You'd never try this on Big Mac though,
>He's a big boy. He can handle himself.
>Also he might be really heavy.
>As you lay Applejack down, she doesn't let go of you.
>"You're sleeping with me tonight, Sugar."
"Oh, darn. A chance to sleep with such a beautiful mare? *sigh* Do I hafta?"
>"Heheh! Yup! You ain't got a say in this."
>AJ pulls you onto her bed, and you fall beside her.
>She buries her head into your chest, and gently sighs.
>You kiss her head as she falls asleep, Just to let her know that you'll always be there for her.
>Grabbing the sheets, you cover yourselves up.
>You continue to hold her even while sleep claims her.
>Tonight, as with any other time spent with Applejack, will be one to remember.
 
End.