Title: ab chat Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/SRanuAZN First Edit: Wednesday 29th of June 2016 04:43:09 PM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 29th of June 2016 04:43:09 PM CDT TL: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337754799020.png Faceless entered chat. TL: AB is my favorite pedophile Mortron [MSW]: oh seriously? Mortron [MSW]: I lufles you even more now Mortron [MSW]: can't wait Yetsie left chat. vrex entered chat. Dooks: evening vrex vrex: evenin Evolutioncov: hi vrex: >tfw ab cp Triptych: >that feel when you fully understand a sentence made entirely out of abbreviations vrex: jajajja Rainbow Dash (2): ...Oh my god did he really stream himself going to the OPVA? Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard entered chat. TL: wb nathan Evolutioncov: nathan plz go TL: how does it feel to no longer be the central pedophile of mlpg vrex: hahahahha Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: AB, what is this: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337754799020.png Jr disconnected. vrex: its cool guys vrex: private mode Dooks: hahahaha Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Feels hilarious. Finally a misapplied label can be applied properly TL: was that you who said that in the thread, vrex vrex: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337755139846.png vrex: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TL: THE CAPS WILL NEVER STOP TL: THE CAPS WILL NEVER STOP vrex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Dooks: >that pic vrex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Kortz: oh god Dooks: I- I can't Evolutioncov: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Kortz: he was streaming that without realizing it? vrex: AHAHHAAHAH Kortz: i feel bad now for him now Kortz: shiiiiet vrex: damn Galatamon: not a good idea to stream and download cp while high vrex: hes gonna alt f4 forever Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Holee shit Deaf Robot: Now hold on, is he actually doing it or is the guy in the thread shooping? Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: THat is legit fucked up Deaf Robot: Because the chat hasn't changed between the two screenshots. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Good point Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Photoshop is indeed a possibility Dooks: I don't think it's a shoop Rainbow Dash (2): Link me to this stream. I've got to see this. TL: I'll check pixel fidelity TL: one sec Dooks: the watermark looks well placed Evolutioncov: Have you seen AB's latest work Nathan? Dooks: and considering it only has 1 viewer, you can understand why is nobody talking Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: The shota spike stuff? Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: I am aware of it Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: But haven't paid close attention Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: inb4 he's just using these vids as "references" vrex: is he even here Dooks: yeah Lance Banson: Wouldn't be surprised, but even so Butterscotch disconnected. vrex: HAHAHAH Lance Banson: Hoop vrex: rofl Lance Banson: lookitthat Galatamon: HAHA OH WOW vrex: and he was never seen again Rainbow Dash (2): Welp. Dooks: HAHAHA HE LEFT vrex: im seriously vrex: laughing Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: This is so fucked up vrex: so ahrd vrex: right now Galatamon: hope nothing comes of this though Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Drawn shit, whatever Evolutioncov: He fapped in front of his siblings Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Real shit, somebody deserves to fucking die Evolutioncov: I always knew he was fucked up Lance Banson: I just don't really know how to react at this point vrex: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337755453389.png Deaf Robot: 'Rationally' is a good idea. vrex: sADFAFAS Lance Banson: >rational Rainbow Dash (2): I'm not going to claim that I've never been to that part of the internet, but I'll be damned if this isn't fucking hilarious. Lance Banson: Where do you think we are Deaf Robot: I say, better that he views CP than goes and rapes a child. Faceless: CP? we talking about Scoots again? Rainbow Dash (2): He's too beta to >rape anything. vrex: faceless Lance Banson: Oh man Lance Banson: Did you miss it Evolutioncov: OH GOD IT'S ALL OVER vrex: ab downloaded actual CP vrex: during a lvie sttream vrex: without realizing it vrex: that people were watching Rainbow Dash (2): Wasn't even good CP. Faceless: ... Faceless: wait Faceless: fucking really? Lance Banson: Yes. vrex: YES Lance Banson: Really. Rainbow Dash (2): It was all little boys. vrex: he just rage quit Faceless: how the fuck vrex: HAHAHHAHA Faceless: do you slip up Evolutioncov: I'm fine with people watching loli stuff, but actual CP sickens me Faceless: THAT bad vrex: look in thread Lance Banson: Dude, think about who we're talking about vrex: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2094650#p2094650 TL: I ran the image through a pixel fidelity program and it looks legit Evolutioncov: What if the courts call us all as witnesses? vrex: dude vrex: he might suicide Jr entered chat. Mortron [MSW]: damn, that's hordcore vrex: like for rela Evolutioncov: Oh god Jr you missed it Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: See, with drawn or animated stuff there is no victim. But actual CP is about the worst thing that can end up happening to a kid Dooks: JR vrex: we know what he looks like Jr: wat wat happen Dooks: you missed it Evolutioncov: Also APPLEBLOOM Lance Banson: Oh god Mortron [MSW]: Jr, AB downloaded actual CP on a livestream Rainbow Dash (2): I bet he never shows up on the internet again. Dooks: AB was downloading CP on livestream Lance Banson: It just keeps getting better, doesn't it Jr: ... Mortron [MSW]: like, legit CP Jr: Oh fuck vrex: LOL Jr: OH FUCK vrex: LOLOLOL Evolutioncov: AB downloaded CP in frontof everyon e in livestream Dooks: LOOK AT THE THREAD vrex: look in the thread Jr: AB WAT YOU DOIN Dooks: like 4 screencaps Jr: NO NO NO Jr: OH FUCK vrex: he disconceted Rainbow Dash (2): >actual CP is about the worst thing that can end up happening to a kid No it isn't. Mortron [MSW]: he left vrex: without saying vrex: anyhing Mortron [MSW]: no Dash I think it's one of the worst Rainbow Dash (2): I dunno about you, but I'd much rather have sex than end up crippled or murdered. Rainbow Dash (2): Or get cancer. Kortz: Goddamn, dis nig Kortz: AB dun goof's Mortron [MSW]: maybe second to dying or losing your parents in an accident, but shit Kortz: bad Jr: Jesus Christ, that some serious shit Evolutioncov: That's usually how CP victims end RD Dooks: >Art-Anon is going to be called as Witness Jr: I hope he don't get FBI'd Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Well Dash, if you were murdered at least you wouldn't have to live with that Dooks: if that happens I'll feel bad for him Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Crippled, you'd adapt Dooks: since his name is on the chat log Evolutioncov: Imagine being old, crippled, and having gone through CP Rainbow Dash (2): On the list of fucked up things that can happen to a kid, having sex is hardly near the top. vrex: all it takes if one person to tie these 3 images and his name Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: But molesting/child rape leaves scares that will never, ever go away Mortron [MSW]: then again, this was very llegal vrex: id say any kind of molesting rapes scars vrex: tbh Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Well yeah vrex: i mean leaves Evolutioncov: MLPG: Pedophiles and Rape Discussion Dooks: >is cool it was just references vrex: hahahhahaha Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: But kids are especially vulnerable Jr: oh lawdy Dooks: hahahaha vrex you dick Rainbow Dash (2): PROTIP: The "damage" is from society telling them that they should be damaged. Not the actual act of having sex. Lance Banson: Not Kidding For Once Edition vrex: hahahaha Jr: RD, you are.. correct TL: ahahaha anyone reading the thread? Jr: YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD Lance Banson: Always TL: look at this post TL: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2094650#p2095328 Rainbow Dash (2): I am not. Link me. Jr: BECAUSE BAD THINGS HAPEN Evolutioncov: Rape fucking hurts RD, even if it is a temporary experience Scootaloo: You coming back Jr? Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Yeah, people used to marry off daughters as soon as they were of baby making age before something changed but that's beisde the point Rainbow Dash (2): People get over rape. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Pre-puberty is just wrong Jr: Yes, yes Jr: My computer suffered a COMPLETE crash Rainbow Dash (2): And you're incorrectly assuming that all sexual activity with children is rape. vrex: your pc knew what was coming vrex: and it crashed Jr: I think so Jr: That was the weirdest crash I've ever had Evolutioncov: Are you reffering to me or Nathan RD Jr: Instant freeze, no sound, then black screen vrex: sounds like a psu problem Jr: ^^^^^^^^^ Mortron [MSW]: wonder if thi will get meddia attention Rainbow Dash (2): If you've ever been in a toy or grocery store, you know full well that children are quite capable of deciding and expressing what they do and do not want. Jr: Well, it was still on Jr: GPU problem Mortron [MSW]: "Grown men lure your daughters into sexual slavery using My Little Pony" Rainbow Dash (2): Not daughters. Evolutioncov: >Today, a "bro pony" was seen on the internet downloading CP, and now Mrs Lauren Faust is here to comment on this situation" Jr: RD, you're not.. justifying underage relations, are you? Rainbow Dash (2): He was downloading gay CP. Mortron [MSW]: fuck man vrex: well vrex: we wont see him around here ever again Rainbow Dash (2): I'm saying that underage relations are not rape. vrex: i can safely say that Lance Banson: Probably not Rainbow Dash (2): Rape is rape. Jr: Well, no Evolutioncov: It's still not exactly a healthy thing to have sex at that age Evolutioncov: Let alone morally Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Rainbow Dash, did you ever avatarfag as an articuno in the old Pokemon Generals? Because I SWEAR I've had this exact same argument before Jr is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Evolutioncov: inb4 MORALFAG Mortron [MSW]: it really depends, but children are not physcially or emotionally ready for sex Evolutioncov: He's Nachos Nathan Rainbow Dash (2): I'm not saying it's a good idea to jam it into a five year old, but that's more of a physical matter than an emotional matter. Evolutioncov: He's been on 4chan since the  begining Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: My question stands Sir Pelvislot [SKELETONGAMER]: LE TL: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2094650#p2095450 Sir Pelvislot [SKELETONGAMER]: PON TL: do you think that's him Sir Pelvislot [SKELETONGAMER]: XDDDDDDDD Mortron [MSW]: damn, even for you that's kind of bad Evolutioncov: Oh god, I just realized Rainbow Dash (2): Fun fact: Back in the victorian era, nannies would perform oral sex on small children to calm them and get them to go to sleep. Evolutioncov: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE POLICE FIND AB'S WEED STASH? Lance Banson: That is officially the least of his worries Rainbow Dash (2): Also children masturbate. Constantly. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: >All this shit is going down in a thread I made Rainbow Dash (2): Even in the womb. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Figures Mortron [MSW]: fun fact: th Victorian era was 200 years ago, standards have changed Lance Banson: Oh that explains it Evolutioncov: >Even Wold Nanaki is disgusted Evolutioncov: >Wold Rainbow Dash (2): Children have a healthy attitude towards their bodies. IE: If it feels good, I'm gonna do it. vrex: 10 bucks say theres at least few more pedos on mlpg Evolutioncov: Nachos do we really have to have this creepy discussion right now TL: hey TL: what was alpl's icon again? Rainbow Dash (2): You can't say that they're not capable of being emotionally or physically ready just because the thought of it makes you uncomfortable. Lance Banson: Katia Dooks: a Katia pic Evolutioncov: Katia Lance Banson: from Prequel (comic) TL: right, right TL: last online 14 minutes ago Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: So it looks like the 4chan Internet Vigilante squad is gearing up over this TL: he didn't leave the steam group TL: surprising TL: wait TL: he didn't leave the steam group Evolutioncov: HOMESTUCK/PREQUEL FANS CONFIRMED FOR PEDOPHILIES TL: naaaaah, the fbi won't come for us Rainbow Dash (2): AB probably stabbed his computer with a katana. TL: psh vrex: lol Evolutioncov: He's probably going to try and come back Evolutioncov: And do damage control Faceless: ha ha holy shit. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: That fucker, I bet he's going to use this as a lame excuse to not do his friendoff piece(s) Mortron [MSW]: I so want to post this everywhere but don't want the get banhammered irl for poseession TL: >1:59 AM - Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: That fucker, I bet he's going to use this as a lame excuse to not do his friendoff piece(s) Lance Banson: Was that funny? TL: huehuehuehuehue Lance Banson: Yeah. guess it was funny Rainbow Dash (2): Too bad Sethisto doesn't stream while high. Evolutioncov: >Anons called to witness stand Evolutioncov: >They all shout rape while they run down to the stand Galatamon: >they call "Anonymous" to the witness stand Galatamon: >half of MLPG jams in there Rainbow Dash is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Evolutioncov: >Nathan is called as a prime example of a "Brony" Dooks: hahahaha Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: vrex, stop stealing my jokes Lance Banson: >after the crowd leaves the stand there's a couple still hiding behind the judge's booth whispering what they'd do to each other if they were ponies vrex: crappy artists imitiate vrex: great artists steal Evolutioncov: >Kortz is left behind, as he has become obsessed with a tiny bug on the ground TL: I wonder who that guy was who wanted advice on how to quest TL: and why he thought his name would make us hate him Evolutioncov: >Dooks is called unto the witness stand Evolutioncov: >Carlito plays while he walks up Galatamon: that wasn't sentenal? Dooks: hahahahaha Lance Banson: Ok, we have to get someone with a boom box in that courtroom Evolutioncov: >Leth is called to the stand vrex: man vrex: this is kinda fucked up Lance Banson: Yeah. Evolutioncov: >A man brings in a massive supercomputer called L.E.T.H. vrex: ab might seriously off himself Lance Banson: Hope he doesn't have a gun or something. TL: Leth better not be a computer TL: That would disqualify him from the line of succession Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: We really ought to Internet Police this thing Galatamon: I really hope AB gets some psycological help Evolutioncov: >Scoots is called to the stand Galatamon: because goddamn does he have issues Mortron [MSW]: yeah, he seems really fucked up Evolutioncov: >A wizard is summoned to activate the portal to equestria to summon him Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Contact Livestream and Steam and any other company that would have account information for him Mortron [MSW]: like, how can you get booted from the military for psyche reasons? Evolutioncov: >Jr rushes the stand, throwing eggs at the guards, as he kidnaps Scoots Galatamon: oh that's easy Mortron [MSW]: still, delibreately posting off topic for responses screams desperation TL: so Galatamon: my friend got kicked for borderline personality disorder and then proceeded to go to California to smoke weed and be gay and OMG I THINK MY FRIEND IS AB TL: is anyone friends with alpl on steam Lance Banson: nope TL: because you could comment on his profile if you wanted to stroke the fire Mortron [MSW]: he's probably so lonely and his art is the only human interaction he gets Lance Banson: I don't really feel like that would be appropriate. Galatamon: I sent him a friend request once Galatamon: it was ignored pretty hard Mortron [MSW]: I wonder if his parent even love him Evolutioncov: He faps in front of them and does weed all the time Evolutioncov: They probably hate his guts to be honest Dooks: same as Gala Mortron [MSW]: oh shit, I'm a friend TL: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2094650#p2095692 TL: you getting this camera guy Dooks: I sent him once a friend request for like, 3 days Mortron [MSW]: should I say something? Dooks: he never added me Galatamon: I just wanted to discuss VA benefits ;_; Dooks: >Look on the bright side. You can finally be a girl in prison Dooks: 10/10 Galatamon: yeah Mortron, tell him not to off himself vrex: see this is why streaming is a bad fucking idea Galatamon: be a bro Sir Pelvislot [SKELETONGAMER]: >AB wants to kill himself Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: This is probably a stupid question but is AB Appleblewm? Sir Pelvislot [SKELETONGAMER]: HAHAHHA WIMP vrex: yea Rainbow Dash (2): He doesn't have the balls to do it. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Thought so Evolutioncov: Well this is about to get depressing Dooks: yes Lance Banson: >about to Rainbow Dash (2): If he does he should do it on webcam. TL: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2094650#p2095763 Faceless: so hey vrex Faceless: how's things goin vrex: i dont want to see someone suicide TL: ALPL confirmed for lost control of his life vrex: nothx Evolutioncov: Nachos, why are you everything I picture 4chan to be like? vrex: idk faceless vrex: alright i gues? Faceless: dissapointingly usual. vrex: i was thinking of a new comic to draw vrex: but now i cant think of anyuthing due to the shitstorm Evolutioncov: Who is posting my jokes in the general? TL: what do you like to draw broski TL: maybe we can help Dooks: draw apple pony Faceless: How about blue cake pone Faceless: eh? eh? vrex: well ive been just trying to draw 4koma style panels vrex: kinda like whatmadmax does vrex: i really like his comics Faceless: the comics you have on your tumblr right now, you mean? vrex: yea TL: by that do you mean TL: like TL: the frame style TL: or the generic anime art Faceless: To be honest Dooks: vrex, link your tumblr again pls vrex: both kinda vrex: http://tiarawhy.tumblr.com/ Faceless: the lineart thickness kind of bleeds into everything Kortz disconnected. vrex: faceless: yea im still trying to figure out that stuff vrex: i think the lines are too thick Dooks: >open tumblr Dooks: >see pony meatspin vrex: lllol Slosten [PQ]: the hell is going on with AB. Slosten [PQ]: someone explain to me. Lance Banson: Have you not been paying at Lance Banson: Ok Lance Banson: Short version: Slosten [PQ]: none. Evolutioncov: He broadcasted himself watching CP Slosten [PQ]: i've been busy with other shit and completely ignoring the chat. Lance Banson: He started streaming some crap movie off youtube Faceless: AB dl'd CP in livestream and watched it. on livestream. Lance Banson: pretty much everyone left Evolutioncov: On livestream Lance Banson: then h Lance Banson: yeah Slosten [PQ]: was he on camera. Lance Banson: forgot procaster was running Dooks: tl;dr: AB was downloading CP on stream Faceless: that's the worst kind of slip up Slosten [PQ]: was he on camera. Evolutioncov: Yes vrex: his pc screen was on camera Slosten [PQ]: okay, yeah. vrex: along with his art Slosten [PQ]: no, no. Slosten [PQ]: was HE. Slosten [PQ]: on camera. vrex: no Slosten [PQ]: okay. Evolutioncov: Oh no it was his Livestream Slosten [PQ]: doesn't matter. Dooks: but his stream name was on screen Slosten [PQ]: doesn't matter. Galatamon disconnected. Slosten [PQ]: i'm not saying he could get off scott free. Slosten [PQ]: but if he had been on camera he would have had no defense at all. Evolutioncov: He still has a fuckton of drugs in his house Slosten [PQ]: at least with this a lawyer could have a slim chance. Faceless: oh, yeah, that too Faceless: stoner and child pornography. ?Highwind: HERS AN EASY WAY ?Highwind: FILL UP YOUR BATH TUB ?Highwind: AND PUT A TOASTER IN IT ?Highwind: GG NO RE Mortron [MSW]: maybe a hijacking defense could fly Faceless: until they look at his computer. Galatamon entered chat. vrex: that doesnt work anymore highwind Mortron [MSW]: I mean, even a jury won=uldn't easily believe a man would stream CP on his own vrex: sockets come with breaker switches vrex: when theres a sudden current overload vrex: it snaps off vrex: to prevent deaths like that Faceless: unless you highwire into the main powerline Evolutioncov: If they find the drugs, the Prosecution will probably argue that AB was too stoned to think clearly Faceless: I forget Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: One of the saddest parts about this is AB was just starting to earn a positive rep in the generals again Faceless: is he on legal drugs Galatamon: then he gets the same sentence for posession Kortz is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Kortz entered chat. Evolutioncov: He was still hated in the general Faceless: Yeah this isn't doing anything to help him Faceless: at all Faceless: oh hey vrex, while you're here Faceless: you heard of Secrets of Grindea? Lance Banson: How much are they paying you to pimp that Galatamon disconnected. vrex: nope? Faceless: I'm legit hyped about it lance Faceless: so fuck you vrex: what is it Faceless: http://www.secretsofgrindea.com/ Lance Banson: Just fucking with you, chill Faceless: oldschool RPG in Secret of Mana style Faceless: 4-player co-op vrex: o Faceless: thousands of items yadda yadda Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Some anon is pretending to be AB in the thread vrex: will cehck out Faceless: no set classes Faceless: It's going into closed beta soon vrex: idk nathan vrex: it might be the real ab Faceless: if I get a link I'll share with y'all vrex: are ui n closed beta vrex: ah Faceless: they don't have a large fanbase Sir Pelvislot [SKELETONGAMER]: guyz im deprss pls gib intanat dickins ;_; Faceless: so they said anyone who's shown interest will most likely be in the beta Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Well I'm staying ou of it at this point Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Shit is moving too fast and is too delicate, I'd just fuck things up somehow vrex: whos gonna feel bad if he offs himself Faceless: more than your face? Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: I'd feel bad Faceless: To be honest I didn't expect so many people around here to be into pedophilia Faceless: at some point. Evolutioncov: I'll feel bad if he does, but I feel to an extent that this was inevitable given his lifestyle Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Suicide is a tragedy, even if it is a pedophile Faceless: I don't really condone him for it Galatamon entered chat. vrex: i dont feel like hes a molester type Faceless: but he fucked up bad. vrex: moer like a really beta guy with social problems Faceless: It's one thing to be into pedophilia and another to flaunt it around and/or be a molester Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: He needs help more than a bullet right now Galatamon: I bet he wasn't even using TOR Galatamon: the casual Lance Banson: >ross shows up seeking attention, completely oblivious, per usual Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Figures Faceless: ooh, they got another page entry on indiegames.com Faceless: perhaps this'll help kick up numbers a bit Galatamon disconnected. Galatamon entered chat. vrex: they got a good point wiht ms vrex: he draws loli all the time and no one really cares Faceless: that defers to the states laws. Seika: 12 gage The Bro: this whole thing is dumb ?Highwind: gauge ?Highwind: :3c Dooks: >jonas-8yo-tooling-in-ass-deeply-anal-fucked--some-cry.wmv Scootaloo: pffft Scootaloo: >some-cry Scootaloo: Now I feel bad Faceless: So not going to help his case vrex: >implying anything is gtonna happen Dooks: same scoots Dooks: just by seeing the filename makes me a bit sick Kortz: guise he's online again Faceless: oh, you were more of the consensual kind huh scoots vrex: oh god Lance Banson: [VWE] The Bro: This is why you don't do things when you are high/drunk Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Interestingly enough, around this same time last year was when that meetup picture first hit the General Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Things really have come full circle The Bro: Yes The Bro: from meet ups to child porn The Bro: same thing The Bro: full circle Faceless: well Faceless: it's the same kind of shock value Faceless: since we've become desentisized Lance Banson: >yfw /mlp/ is nuked thanks to this whole mess and we get to go home Mortron [MSW]: nope, global pony ban is more likely Lance Banson: Which is to say not very likely. Just daydreaming, mort. Evolutioncov disconnected. vrex: kik Butterscotch entered chat. Butterscotch: Well it was nice knowing you guys vrex: dude vrex: ">>2096301 unless he was actually recording the stream then there is nothing to go on. image screencaps don't really qualify as evidence and none of the screencaps show full cp. livestream doesn't save the stream either unless you set it to record which he didn't in the case and it was phased out of ram the moment he ended the cast." Evolutioncov entered chat. Rainbow Dash (2): Hey AB. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: AB, I am so so sorry for you right now Rainbow Dash (2): You're going to Hell. Butterscotch: Do know that I am sick and I want help but the government keeps turning me down for medicaid Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: You need help, but I still feel sorry for you Evolutioncov: AB's here? vrex: dude nothing is gonna happen most likely vrex: calm your tits Dooks: yeah, he's Butterscotch Rainbow Dash (2): Only CP featuring little girls is acceptable, you fucking faggot. General AB: Downloader of CP: HELLO GUYS Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: nachos, go Mortron [MSW]: Ab, don't kill yourself, please Seika: OH MY Seika: HELLO The Bro: guys I just farted and I can taste it Mortron [MSW]: just calm down The Bro: help Lance Banson: MLPG Steam Chat: Classy individuals. Lance Banson: Not the time, fellas. Evolutioncov: Is that you in the general AB? Seika: QUICK! DOWNLOAD TRUECRYPT, ENCODE YOUR DRIVE ASAP! Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: AB nothing's happened yet, this is the general we're talking about. TL: oh AB came back Seika: ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR SHIT Rainbow Dash (2): If you off yourself, do it on webcam. General AB: Downloader of CP: Anyone have a little brother? General AB: Downloader of CP: I would like to fap to them General AB: Downloader of CP: pls Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Jesus, not helping TL: well, you could try prayer if you want some comfort Butterscotch: I am trying to find a painless way to kill myself vrex: again Evolutioncov: Welp Lance Banson: Oh for fuck's sake vrex: nothings gonna happen vrex: calm down Lance Banson: Don't. Evolutioncov: Don't do it TL: Also if you kill yourself, do it in a church. Suicide is blasphemy, but dying inside a church is a free ticket to heaven. General AB: Downloader of CP: AB, I SUGGEST DRAWING QUESTPONE PORN General AB: Downloader of CP: THAT WILL END THE PAIN TL: True facts. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Jesus, shut the fuck up Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: AB, don't be an idiot Rainbow Dash (2): Suicide is painless. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Internet reputation isn't worth it and the chances of anything coming of this are small General AB: Downloader of CP: >He thinks i'm Jesus TL: seriously though, you should see a therapist, AB TL: they have dr patient confidentiality Seika: TRUECRYPT NIGGER TL: they can't rat you at TL: er rat you out Rainbow Dash (2): Use a gun. You're a section 8'd Marine. I'm sure you can operate one. Butterscotch: I cant pay for any of that TL: do you have health insurance? you'd be surprised how many cover basic psych vrex: ab livestream doesnt record unless you set it to TL: I was surprised to find mine does TL: I used to have anger issues vrex: theres nothing to prosecute with vrex: image caps arent evidence Butterscotch: no i just got turned down vrex: just destroy your hard drive and dont come back Butterscotch: Im deleting everything TL: harsh Rainbow Dash (2): Well, you are a furfag now. I recommend fire. Butterscotch: im never drawing again Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Don't give up art Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Just take a new name and experiment with style Evolutioncov: Just stay away from Porn Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: But yeah, scrub your harddrive and then break it Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: get a new one, start fresh General AB: Downloader of CP: AB draw Questpone porn please General AB: Downloader of CP: Will gib zenny TL: if you make a new steam profile, you could probably reintegrate yourself later when the heat dies down, if you really care to TL: you'd have to switch up your style and stop whining so much so that people won't catch on, of course TL: but it's totally possible Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Hell, I've reintergrated twice The Bro: Don't worry AB soon ross will post some fat porn and everyone will forget about this whole thing and be mad at him Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: But then I didn't do anything like this so... Faceless: Hey, remember when I got vacbanned from tf2? Lance Banson: Yeah but you've been ousted every time, Cubert Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Bro, Ross did post fat pinkie Rainbow Dash (2): AB, draw Caramel getting caught downloading gay foal pornography. Faceless: I felt like shit any time anyone ever talked about it Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: They told him to shut up and read the thread Faceless: and that was a minor fuckup in lieu to what AB did Butterscotch: i need to make a mask for carbon monoxide poisoning Faceless: so how about cut him some slack because talking about it's not going to help jack shit TL: seriously though, there's no way they'll catch AB if he bleaches his harddrive Lance Banson: Faceless, you're expecting tact from this crowd? General AB: Downloader of CP: Where do you even download CP anyway TL: not literally, I mean that in the TL: uh TL: computer sense ?Highwind: www.FIB.org Rainbow Dash (2): The Onion Pedo Video Archive. Rainbow Dash (2): Personally I prefer Lolita City. <:3c The Bro: >The Onion General AB: Downloader of CP: >FIB.org General AB: Downloader of CP: Pfff TL: when you bleach your harddrive it means you overwrite your deleted files with random characters Evolutioncov: >This entire steam chat TL: it makes it near-impossible to read data Evolutioncov: This is why general hats us TL: so the question is AB TL: are you just deleting, or are you bleaching Mortron [MSW]: I agree, this is kind fo serious Dooks: SO HOW ABOUT DEM PONIES General AB: Downloader of CP: AB if you delete system 32 all your problems will be gone TL: because if you are just deleting, they can find that shit easy Mortron [MSW]: >of serious TL: @commander: won't work TL: they can still read the data without boot programs TRAITOREST ROOGNA entered chat. Faceless: >Roogna Faceless: holy shit it's been weeks Lance Banson: That's what it takes to get your ass in here? Lance Banson: Really? Kortz: Faceless TRAITOREST ROOGNA: I was in here like yesterday, man Kortz: he was here yesterday TRAITOREST ROOGNA: wait what? Faceless: well I wasn't paying attention yesterday Triptych: >Roogna Faceless: I was too busy looking at pony porn Dooks: everyone is being bananas tonight Faceless: all day long. Faceless: and speaking of all day long... TRAITOREST ROOGNA: Oh man I get like two people saying my name this is so much attention I am so happy King Wawa entered chat. Danarchy: >downloading maps vrex: roognaroognaroognaroognaroognaroognaroognaroognaroognaroognaroognaroognaroognaroognaroogna Jr: >dl map Faceless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iLCKBYSeOs vrex: >playing tf2 Danarchy: so what's all this I hear about suicide? Rainbow Dash (2): Evo, get into hats. Jr: I would a girly Roogna pone vrex: >not playing trouble in terorist town Rainbow Dash (2): We're talking about your sister. TRAITOREST ROOGNA: Me too, Jr! Faceless: You know what I loved to do Daft Omega Super Wizard Supreme has changed their name to Daft Horse of Neighsayers. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: ROOGA Faceless: get the deagle as an inno, go far far away and just pop someone in the head Evolutioncov: Wat Seika: >Downloading resources Daft Horse of Neighsayers: *ROOGNA Faceless: on an open map Daft Horse of Neighsayers: R-REMEMBER ME??? TRAITOREST ROOGNA: What huh Evolutioncov: What about my sister? TRAITOREST ROOGNA: Nope Dellaudis entered chat. The Bro: dafty Faceless: or the silent gun The Bro: i thought u died Faceless: and exploiting the map Seika: We talking loli sisters now? Faceless: hey vrex Faceless: you played on the dark train map? Daft Horse of Neighsayers: I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT ROOGNA Daft Horse of Neighsayers: GRIFFY Rainbow Dash (2): We talking loli sisters. TRAITOREST ROOGNA: Not ringing a bell Kortz: Oh man Evolutioncov: Oh Kortz: Wes, is that you? Seika: Ew gay vrex: not sure TL: ab vrex: ive been playing whatever maps come up Faceless: it's got a bank in it as well vrex: i like the silent hill one TL: someone is pretending to be ab in the throd Sarcophyllophagus entered chat. Faceless: you put a battery in the tnt switch Faceless: it's seriously dark. TL: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2094650#p2096541 TRAITOREST ROOGNA: I'm kidding, of course Seika: oh man! TRAITOREST ROOGNA: I remember everyone! I LOVE everyone! Faceless: well anyways, since the server I was on had fists Faceless: I would walljump up the trainstation side Evolutioncov: Sorry guys, I'm not in the mood for hats right now Faceless: get a silent gun, jump down to the invisible wall Seika: >"I've called up a friends, and he's going to sell me his gun tonight. It's been nice, MLPG" Seika: OH MAN! Faceless: and run into a dark corner of the map Lance Banson: I dunno I could use something to get my mind off this, but I'd probably end up yelling at people Faceless: nobody could ever find me Faceless: and I kept popping heads with my silent gun Tehoonted entered chat. vrex: ah DJ Goat #Swag #Subway entered chat. TL: seika TL: it's probably not the real ab TL: ab is in chat vrex: i juve knife people and then run around c4ing everyone Seika: I know Seika: Still funny.. DJ Goat #Swag #Subway: I didnt even know we had a steam group Slosten [PQ]: oh boy fresh meat. Lance Banson: Aaaand here comes hte hoi polloi. Seika: OH BOY NEW BLOOD? Seika: NIGGER, YOU LIKE AUTSIM BLOCKS? Sarcophyllophagus left chat. DJ Goat #Swag #Subway: I love autism Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Roogna, I haven't heard from you in ages man Faceless: boop Daft Horse of Neighsayers: HOW YAH BEEN? Seika: FUCK YEAR Faceless: daftles Faceless: put your fingers in my but Slosten [PQ]: disclaimer: Slosten [PQ]: we're all faggots. Sarcophyllophagus entered chat. Lance Banson: I can attest to that TL: man whose dick do I have to suck to get as much attention as you roogna Slosten [PQ]: and we love sticking faggot dicks in our faggot asses. TL: you are like the prince of getting attention vrex: i ship jr with female roogna Faceless: circlejerk levels are seriously high in here Faceless: HEY Faceless: NO Faceless: BAD Talcon #swag entered chat. Winston entered chat. Faceless: Jr's mine :( DJ Goat #Swag #Subway: like real faggots or faggot faggots Winston: jesus Winston: fuck Slosten [PQ]: faggot faggots. Lance Banson: If you have to ask, man Winston: AB, you still there Lance Banson: FUcking idiot Slosten [PQ]: actually no. Slosten [PQ]: we're. Slosten [PQ]: horse faggots. Evolutioncov: >Ross made anti-AB art Butterscotch: Im so fucked Winston: AB Faceless disconnected. Lance Banson: Wow seriously TL: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2094650#p2096609 Winston: calm down Butterscotch: thinking about going naad taking a walk to calm down Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Well AB Butterscotch: smoke some more weed Winston: the WORST thing you can do now i panic Winston: DO NOT SMOKE WEED Butterscotch: try not to want to kill myself Daft Horse of Neighsayers: You brought this upon yourself. Winston: DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING REMOTELY ILLEGAL Dooks: >Ross trying to get attention from the AB thing Evolutioncov: Take a nap AB Winston: listen Talcon #swag: I'm new here what's going on who's AB where is the cp Winston: i havent brought this up in five years Winston: and i really wanted to keep this buried Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Ban Talcon Lance Banson: Would that Lynch were paying attention Winston: but you really need to listen Talcon #swag: lol Winston: this is what is going to happen TL: man ab do you live within walking distance of a church Winston: if the FBI decides to respond immediately Slosten [PQ]: serious question. TL: go cleanse your soul Slosten [PQ]: are you wearing hashtags in your names ironically. Slosten [PQ]: or 100% seriously. The Bro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzL91CDYtnY The Bro: guys The Bro: feel my steel Winston: there will probably not be a no-knock Butterscotch: All of what I was browsing was on the deep web Mortron [MSW]: Ab, just rest.  Don't get the gun.  If you're really dead set, then think about it in the morning Winston: since your crime was not violent nor was it a threat Winston: right Mortron [MSW]: please, don't be rash. Butterscotch: Im trying not to be Winston: ii really dont want to go into detail Winston: but ive been in your shoes sentenal01 entered chat. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: HOLY SHIT Kortz: >Sentenal's online for the first time in a month Dellaudis: oh no Butterscotch: Im such a failure, what i really dont want to do is dissappont everyone around me more Triptych: ...sentenal? Daft Horse of Neighsayers: WHAT IS EVEN Daft Horse of Neighsayers: HAPPENEING Kortz: Man erryone's visiting Winston: just Winston: not for the same thing Mortron [MSW]: you don't dissapoint me Clanker the Whale entered chat. Winston: did earn me a no-knock sentenal01: Don't even fucking consider it AB. Winston: guns everywhere Mortron [MSW]: I enjoy your art and think you're a pretty cool guy sentenal01: Not for one damn second. Tehoonted: Haha oh shit, you got raided? Winston: was not fun TL: oh man butter you like deep web shit, too? TL: I got into it via /x/ Triptych: >all these new folks Winston: arrests were made Tehoonted: How was that? Butterscotch: I wish I had some amvbien Triptych: THIS SHIT Winston: it waqsnt too bad Triptych: IS BANANAS Clanker the Whale: WHERE THE VIDEO GAMES TL: honestly I only like going there because it's taboo TL: you know Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: AB, cut that shit out TL: like fuck it Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Life is not over Winston: broke was the perp so i got the tail end of it sentenal01: The last place you should be in right now is this chat. Winston: anyway Butterscotch: It all started when I was younger Talcon #swag: destroy hard drive, problem solved Evolutioncov: Ab plz sleep Butterscotch: I dont want to say much but it's been a dark secret I've regretted forever Winston: heres what is going to happen Evolutioncov: This is the worst place to start going into this miLes entered chat. Winston: if the FBI decides to act now Mortron [MSW]: we all have our secrets. Butterscotch: I'll go iwth some kinda insanity please I suppose Lance Banson: Yeeeaaaah you know, I could do without this for a while. sentenal01: It's fucking horrible for viturally anything related to advice. Select a few people you want to talk to and private message them Winston: you will receive officers in the morning vrex: >miles Lance Banson: I'll be back once shit calms down. Winston: get a lawyer, right now. Evolutioncov: Ab plz sleep for real Clanker the Whale: >Implying your hard drive contains your internet history Lance Banson left chat. Winston: not kidding Winston: go get a lawyer Evolutioncov: Like a normal nap Winston: now Winston: if they do NOT Winston: at immediately Winston: *act TL: alpl calm the fuck down, if you bleach your harddrive you will be totally fine Daft Horse of Neighsayers: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON Clanker the Whale: did someone actually call the cops? Talcon #swag: Why get a lawyer if he hasn't been charged withg anything Winston: you have some breathing room Mortron [MSW]: legal advice Winston: because he'd be full retard not to Talcon #swag: You need to diversify your bonds, nigga Daft Horse of Neighsayers: SERIOUSLY MegaSweet entered chat. Tehoonted: I don't think you should nuke your hardrive until you're sure they're gonna do something Clanker the Whale: or is everyone just oging apeshit and defining the bystander effect Daft Horse of Neighsayers: THIS THREAD Winston: if they dont act immediately good. keep his number Tehoonted: Because then you'd be out a hardrive Winston: dont nuke the HDD< thats tampering with evidence Talcon #swag: Better to lose a harddrive then go to jail Winston: clear cache, ununstall TOR Talcon #swag: NUKE THE HDD, FUCK THAT PLEBIAN ADVICE Winston: get rid of everything not 100% legit Clanker the Whale: is it confirmed that someone called the cops? Faceless entered chat. Wolf Nanaki entered chat. Faceless: hot damn. Winston: also Winston: if you have any weed Winston: any drugs Faceless: I was expecting to not be able to log onto steam again Clanker the Whale: smoke it Triptych: >Nanaki Winston: anything at all you could be charged with Winston: GET RID OF IT Talcon #swag: smoke weed every day Talcon #swag: 420 Evolutioncov: >Nanaki Clanker the Whale: dispose of it with your lungs Wolf Nanaki: Oh god what is this Winston: and not by smoking Triptych: ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE HERE Faceless: nanaki plz go Triptych: AND NANAKI IS HERE TOO Deaf Robot: Go away Nanaki. Faceless: AND APPLEJACK T- Wolf Nanaki: Hai Faceless Triptych: god you're slow faceless Wolf Nanaki: It's been a while Faceless: Apply yourself. Talcon #swag: NUKE HDD, SMOKE W33D 3\/3R|)2Y Winston: assuming this does blow over Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Guys, should I nuke the thread? Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: It's not even marked Tehoonted: No Winston: YES Wolf Nanaki: Mark, then nuke. Winston: NUKE IT Dooks: what wolf said Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: This would be the first time I've ever nuked a pony general Daft Horse of Neighsayers: NUKE IT Dooks: MARK THEN NUKE Winston: if you do get out of this Winston: and you probably wont Talcon #swag: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY Winston: you do need help Winston: doesnt matter wether you can afford it vrex: winston: you cant cure a pedo vrex: period Winston: thats a solvable problem Rainbow Dash left chat. Clanker the Whale: the cure is in extermination Tehoonted: I really don't think a screenshot is gonna cause the FBI to go all balls-to-the-wall about this Jr: Yo AB, don't kill yo'self Talcon #swag: Winston confirmed for plebian shit tier advice 2/10 would not listen Rainbow Dash is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Rainbow Dash entered chat. Clanker the Whale: INITIATE THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE PEDO QUESTION Winston: Oh, and how many times has your house been raided talcon? Winston: Thast right Winston: fuck off vrex: lol Talcon #swag: >implying criminals understand the law Clanker the Whale: what Talcon #swag: Ha Clanker the Whale: hahaha Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Nuking thread now I guess, I think the marker is still in last thread Evolutioncov left chat. Evolutioncov entered chat. Talcon #swag: IM AN EXPERT IVE BEEN ARRESTED BEFORE Winston: also TL: clanker Winston: stay out of the general before Clanker the Whale: What if you're a CRIMINAL lawyer Winston: *for now TL: you like grand strategy? Wolf Nanaki: Saving thread for FBI adventures Winston: they reeeeealy hate you Winston: and youre likely being tracked Talcon #swag: lol TL: I notice you have some total war Talcon #swag: The walls have eyes Clanker the Whale: oh TL Clanker the Whale: yes Clanker the Whale: yes I do Winston: and the ATF doesnt lurk /k/ TL: we have a few gs bros Clanker the Whale: British master race Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: That was getting out of hand Winston: hur hur hur TL: we should get together for a game some time Slosten [PQ]: >thread deleted Talcon #swag: Winston that is some paranoid shit it is 4AM on the east coast and it's been 30 min the police are not tracking shiut Evolutioncov is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Clanker the Whale: ye, alright Faceless: Jr-kun Clanker the Whale: but the MP games go forever Scootaloo: OH MY GOD 40 PEOPLE Wolf Nanaki: HI Talcon #swag: I came 4 da cp Scootaloo: BROHOOF ME EVERYPONY Scootaloo: /) Wolf Nanaki: nope Talcon #swag: ecks dee Winston: talcon Broke was eported at midnight, the cops were here by 1AM Faceless: Jr-kyunnnn Clanker the Whale: >brohoof Clanker the Whale: >everypony Clanker the Whale: >>>/b/ vrex: /) Faceless: wait what happened Winston Talcon #swag: nuke da hdd nigga King Wawa: >not brohoofing ?Highwind: clanker is a parasprite Winston: i came to give AB advice Tehoonted: How exactly did they raid? Winston: guns drawn Talcon #swag: Well you give shitty advice Winston: no knock Winston: lots of yelling Slosten [PQ] disconnected. Winston: taclights everywhere TL: I came to eat ramen and post cheerilee Rainbow Dash (2): AB ded yet? Clanker the Whale: No, high you're the parasrpite cancer, i'm the banjo playing pony TL: and I'm all out of ramen Talcon #swag: just like in call of duty xD Clanker the Whale: or... Clanker the Whale: what The Bro: everybrony calm the buck down we are all fans of the fandom here Slosten [PQ] entered chat. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Thread nuked The Bro: we can be civil Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: New General running Talcon #swag: I'm not I'm just a fan of Cp Winston: >yfw the cops think theyre palying calladoody Clanker the Whale: >Liking background ponies Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Thanks Nathan Clanker the Whale: confirmed for dirty hipster Clanker the Whale: >Fans of the fandom Clanker the Whale: OH GOD Clanker the Whale: WHY Scootaloo: So is everyone here for AB? Slosten [PQ] is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Talcon #swag: Nope I Scootaloo: ARE WE HAVING A SLEEPOVER!? Clanker the Whale: oh yeah, is he dead yet? Talcon #swag: here for cp Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Of corse people are still talking about it Talcon #swag: He probably killed himself by now Talcon #swag: What a shame Clanker the Whale: rip TL: what a horrible way to die Talcon #swag: rip in peace Dellaudis: Eh you can't stope the general Nathan Dellaudis: stop* Winston: oh shit Winston: new generals are getting shot down TL: also, I sent him a bunch of bible verses in private steam chat, that should help TL: he'll be okay Mortron [MSW]: Come on, suicide is kind of serious Winston: >bible verses Winston: oh like thats gonna help TL: fo sho Clanker the Whale: yes Scootaloo: You're doing the lords work TL. Deaf Robot: I like the bible. Mortron [MSW]: I'm kind of shocked that people here are ncouraging him Clanker the Whale: for it is not the law he has to worry about, but god Winston: why not send him a zimmer TL: thanks, I try Clanker the Whale: for god is the ultimate judge Deaf Robot: If I rape a virgin, I have to pay her father 500$ and get to marry her. Clanker the Whale: NOW PRAISE THE LORD! Clanker the Whale: LET THE SIN BE WASHED AWAY! Tehoonted: I tried to talk him down in the general TL: Deus vult! Tehoonted: Suicide is just such an awful thing Clanker the Whale: CLEANS YOURSELF OR FACE THE FIREY PITS OF DAMNATION! Clanker the Whale: >cleans yourself Faceless: Jr-kun Faceless: nnnn Clanker the Whale: or wait, that was the right selling Clanker the Whale: spelling* Tehoonted: >Screencaps reposted Tehoonted: Welp Deaf Robot: No it wasn't. Deaf Robot: 'Cleanse'. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Guys, all this autism has made me realise how thankful I am for being friends with most of you. Clanker the Whale: right Faceless: shut up and put your fingers up my butt Clanker the Whale: yeah Clanker the Whale: I knew that Clanker the Whale: it's 4am shut up Clanker the Whale: fuck you Rainbow Dash (2): Webcam up yet, AB? Winston: also AB Winston: if you do kill yourself Winston: dont do cyanide Talcon #swag: Stu, it's 4am in the morning, why on Earth are you posting CP? Winston: its NOT fast Tehoonted: How about Tehoonted: He just doesn't kill himself Tehoonted: At all Clanker the Whale: no, do cyanide Clanker the Whale: all the cool kids do cyanide vrex: where the hell is he even gonna get cyanide Talcon #swag: nuke da hdd smoke w33d everyday sentenal01: For everyone eding him on about killing himself, fuck off for the night. Wolf Nanaki: okay sleep time Wolf Nanaki: goodnight guys Clanker the Whale: Hitler, Himmler and uh Winston: vrex Triptych: Get fucked~ Winston: jewelers Wolf Nanaki: c: Clanker the Whale: ROmmel too Wolf Nanaki disconnected. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: So who's seen that new Avengers movie? Winston: I dont think Rommel used cyanide.. Talcon #swag left chat. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: I have Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Going to see it again tomorrow Daft Horse of Neighsayers: I liked how they did Bruce Banner Tehoonted: I liked him too Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Puny God Clanker the Whale: He killed himself because Hitler was going to execute him Tehoonted: Thought it was stupid how at the end, he was like "Hah I can control it, everything on the ship didn't happen" Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Yeah Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: It's a defense mechanism Tehoonted: Also liked how Thor legitimately tried to murder Iron Man and Captain America Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: The difference between on the ship and at the end is that by the end, he accepted the the Hulk was not a seperate entity but a part of himself Clanker the Whale: 2deep4u Winston: >thats my secret Winston: >im always angry Tehoonted: No, he was going to tell them that ON the ship Daft Horse of Neighsayers: I was a little taken back when Bruce said he tried to kill himself Tehoonted: Remember? He was standing in front of the magic staff thing and was going to tell them he can control it Tehoonted: But then didn't Clanker the Whale left chat. TL: Alpl has been quiet for 17 minutes Tehoonted: Went for a walk TL: it isn't like him to be quiet for long at all Winston: motherfuck Mortron [MSW]: good, he needs a walk Winston: right Winston: thats what he said he was gonna do TL: the last thing I see on record from him is this TL: 2:53 AM - Butterscotch: I dont want to say much but it's been a dark secret I've regretted forever 2:53 AM - Winston: heres what is going to happen 2:53 AM - Evolutioncov: This is the worst place to start going into this miLes entered chat. 2:53 AM - Winston: if the FBI decides to act now 2:53 AM - Mortron [MSW]: we all have our secrets. 2:53 AM - Butterscotch: I'll go iwth some kinda insanity please I suppose sentenal01: Is he even in chat right now, account wise? Mortron [MSW]: I'm not going to defend his actions, but suicide is never the answer TL: then nothing else TL: yes, sentenal TL: he's butterscotch TRAITOREST ROOGNA left chat. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: This is so fucked up Tehoonted: Exactly Mortron Kortz is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Kortz is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. sentenal01: Suicide is NEVER the answer Mortron [MSW]: his account is online Tehoonted: I don't like whhat he did, but I don't want to see him die sentenal01: Anyone who says otherwise is the worst excuse for a human being ever Faceless: apply yourself. Mortron [MSW]: I mean, good God, he 21, he's only a quarter into his life Daft Horse of Neighsayers: I reckon AB should have sex with all of us right now before he dies Winston: well sentenal01: Fuck off Winston: lets think here The Bro: guys The Bro: hats Winston: if he does ge tthrough this, once he gets out of jail hes done Winston: he wont be able to go anywhere near civilization Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Senty, I was merely suggesting Butterscotch: I think I'll cut all the way up my arm then take some aspirin and smoke a joint Winston: the whole requisite minimum distance from children is enough to destroy a man sentenal01: No, seriosuly Mortron [MSW]: DON'T sentenal01: ZFuck off Mortron [MSW]: PLEASE Winston: he wont be able to work Tehoonted: You really shouldn't Kortz: Dafty miLes is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Kortz: Come on, man Winston: he'll live on the dead outskirts of town ?Highwind: make sure to cut down the street not across. Winston: fuck Mortron [MSW]: JUST SLEEP, YOU CAN DECIDE IN THE MORNING Tehoonted: Don't fucking kill yourself, man Kortz: >miLes joins just as i leave Evolutioncov disconnected. Kortz: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Daft Horse of Neighsayers: I think this is getting out of hand, the only way to act upon this is to laugh it off Daft Horse of Neighsayers: geez Evolutioncov is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Evolutioncov entered chat. The Bro: dafty The Bro: hats Mortron [MSW]: I CAN'T STOP YOU IF YOU'RE DEAD SET, BUT AT LEAST APPROACH IT WITH A FRESH MIND BEFORE YOU MAKE A DECISION miLes: my ping will be high as hell, don't mind me Rainbow Dash (2): Webcam up yet? Scootaloo: We're doing happy hour drama time in hats right now. Danarchy: >downloading maps again Scootaloo: BRING YOUR FRIENDS Rainbow Dash (2): We all know you know how to use Livestream, AB. The Bro: MILES AS IN MILES THE PONY EXCLUSIVE DRAWFAG? Tehoonted: Please don't kill yourself miLes: yeah Kortz: Yeah The Bro: ur cool miles Danarchy: did he died yet? Kortz: no Seika is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Dooks: miLes how much do you like pone miLes: I love you too man Rainbow Dash (2): He died on the inside. Danarchy: oh, he's back in the chat The Bro: if i could art like you some day that would b cool Winston: AB Seika: ALIRGHT NIGGERS, WHO'S FREASH MEAT Winston: do me a favor Winston: sleep on it, alright? Kortz: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2096814#p2097130 Winston: dont do jack shit until you've gotten some sleep Kortz: Which one of you was this? Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: And then steam chat logs in the general Rainbow Dash (2): AB. This wouldn't have happened if you weren't a furfag. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Fuck everything, this is the darkest hour miLes: I waifufag pinkie, that counts, dooks? Rainbow Dash (2): Or a homosexual. Dooks: yes Winston: WHO THE FUCK IS POSTING CHAT LOGS Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Wish I could nuke this thread too Dellaudis: dude theres like 40 people in here it could be anyone, probably someone who isnt even talking TL: general 404'd again vrex: some newfag Seika: The new people who were linked to the steam chat posted logs... vrex: lmao Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Thank god Seika: yeah, newfags Tehoonted: Wasn't me Winston: 404 Kortz: Jesus christ Winston: good DJ Goat #Swag #Subway: NOT ME Lance Banson is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Lance Banson entered chat. Winston: i dont want that shit aired Kortz: this whole AB thing had been going for too long Kortz: and it's just getting worse DJ Goat #Swag #Subway: just a silent observer Tehoonted: I just don't want him to kill himself Kortz: has* Kortz: fuck me sentenal01: He needs to get off Steam chat and get help The Bro: we should all hats Kortz: Or get off this room, at least sentenal01: No one here  is doing any good, only bad. Seika: Tired of hats, need more shitstorm Kortz: Second 404'd thread of the night DJ Goat #Swag #Subway: yeah steam chat isnt the place to talk about this Seika: mkay... Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: If it meant no generals for the rest of hamburger time, I would gladly take that over this shitstorm Dooks: miLes, have this http://i.imgur.com/ppi7G.png Winston: What he needs to do is sleep. There's nothing that can be done right now miLes: oh my god Dooks Kortz: >New Horse miLes: that looks great! Kortz: >MLP General Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)04:18 No.2097174   [ ! ] fuck you edition AB is a sick pedo Kortz: no no NO Kortz: real horse where Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2097160 Dooks: I colored the Twirity one too, but I hated how the background turned out :c Seika: SHIT DOOKS THAT STUFF IS KAWAI AS FUCK Kortz: HEY GUYS Kortz: WHAT IF Dooks: THANKS, BUT MILES DREW IT, HE'S THE KAWAII BRINGER miLes: fair enough man, thanks for the colour Kortz: WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE Kortz: LIKE PONE Faceless: what if we played epicmafia Kortz: YOU GUYS LIKE PONE RIGHT Seika: NO! WE TALK AUTSIM BLOCKS NOW! Kortz: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Dooks: shit I should be sleeping Kortz: I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT AUTISM BLOCK TILL TOMORROW Kortz: Me too, Dooks Faceless: HEY Faceless: WANNA GET TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS? Winston: YES Kortz: NO Faceless: WE'LL HAVE TO BE VERY QUIET Tehoonted: I wanted to play EM, but the ponies deck is ded The Bro: SEND A MESSAGE TO THIS WEBSPACE IF YOU WANT A PIZZA ROLL Lance Banson: I LOVE TOTINOS Faceless: ded? Tehoonted: ded Faceless: ded? Winston: ded Tehoonted: ded. Faceless: how could it be ded? Tehoonted: it just is Kortz: ded 5ever Tehoonted: it's ded Winston: cops Kortz: shiiiiiet Kortz: my 4chanx setting were reset :c Kortz: settings* Tehoonted: Mine were too Tehoonted: Dose FBI agents man Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Reporting the CP caps vrex: are ops actually deleting htreads vrex: or are the mods on t vrex: it Seika: MODS, Faceless: ugh. Seika: it's always the fucking mods Faceless: I wish siracha's laptop didn't bust Faceless: there'd be like two new monster mares by now vrex: yea i miss speccys shit vrex: also he lost the entire flash game he was making Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Do fat male pones have fat crotch boobs? TL: someone posted more logs TL: in the general Faceless: ew ew ew ew ew Faceless: yeah I know of that part vrex: theres like 4 generals Winston: >logs Winston: where TL: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2097174#p2097251 Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Generals are officially fucked for the night Kortz: tiara: aww man, really? Kortz: we gon have to wait more for it now, then TL: alpl switched to a mobile device Kortz: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniggers TL: this implies he went for a walk TL: which is good Dooks: >speccy will never make more cheesylegs flashes vrex: i dont even know when hes gonnna get his new pc Dooks: how do you feel kortz sentenal01: That's very good Kortz: >more vrex: hes on skype now though Kortz: WHAAAAAAAAAAA Kortz: SHOW ME THE FIRST ONE Seika: Oh man, I'm glad I stopped playing autsim blocks and started playing hats FOR THIS! Dooks: no wait TL: seika The Bro: lel TL: what kind of autism server do you play on Dooks: I'm getting my cables mixed, that was vrex The Bro: >le monkey face Kortz: oh vrex: kik Seika: mlpg has an autism server now Kortz: BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE Faceless: juj Seika: it's run by Galatamon Kortz: TIARA'S MAKING MORE CHEESELEGS FLASHES TL: is it pvp Kortz: RIGHT TIARA? Kortz: RIGHT? Seika: It's going up tommorow Seika: no TL: I'm a filthy casual Kortz: PLS RESPOND TL: so that's good for me Seika: It's gonna run tekkit vrex: idk maybe later Kortz: yey. vrex: im doing cadence first then celestia Dooks: vrex how does it feel being famous on the brony spectrum? vrex: dont really care vrex: i dont interact with the fandom Dooks: besides the fact you're milking the shit outta them vrex: nor do i answer questions ora nything Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: https://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337761648330.png Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: YES Seika: so if you want to play on the autsim blocks server, your gonna need to download the technic launcher Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: GG is officially my favorite drawfriend TL: I have it Seika: alright, you updated Tekkit? TL: yeah Seika: not technic, TEKKIT TL: unless they released a new version relately TL: yeah man Faceless: Tiggit? Seika: alrighty then, just sit tight till tommorow, cause that's when the tekkit server is gonna be up TL: I usually play vanilla anyway TL: I play on a really great /v/ server TL: I've kinda been neglecting it lately unduely Seika: I built /mlpg/ mansion on my fucking own... those 6 hours mang... for those 6 hours ... I WAS AUTISM... TL: I built a /v/ mansion Seika: neat Triptych: nathan Sarcophyllophagus disconnected. Seika: we should autsim blocks together TL: it's 12,000,000 block volume TL: but it's world edit so much less autism than it sounds Seika: Build monuments of ponyginas lined with netherack miLes is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Faceless: or Faceless: or Faceless: or Seika: OH BOY Faceless: get the uh Faceless: thing for minecraft where you implement a picture in the game Seika: wut Faceless: I don't know Triptych: NATHAN vrex: name your biggest waste of money in gaming Faceless: I remember there being a program crosswired with the Faceless: kinect vrex: red orchestra 2 & far cry 2 Seika: OH YEHA Seika: takes your picture and builds it out of blocks Faceless: mm. Seika: in 3D Faceless: anyways, uh Faceless: Shadowrun TL: biggest waste of money? TL: hm Seika: biggest waste of cash? Seika: 18 Wheels of Steel: American Long Haul Faceless: PFFFT Seika: I shit you not Faceless: HA HAHAHAHA Kortz: i'm off for tonight Dellaudis: Hats for free, worst decision ever Kortz: 3much drama 5me TL: borderlands Faceless: oi TL: borderlands was definately it Kortz: nite guise Faceless: borderlands was good Seika: night Kortz disconnected. TL: worst ending in vidya history Seika: NOW TIME TO READ THESE JUICY STEAM LOGS Dooks: I'm off too, night horsedudes Dellaudis: man I hated borderlands Dooks left chat. Tehoonted: >Hating borderlands Dellaudis: indeed Deaf Robot: Seika, if you close the chat it saves the log to a folder on your hard drive as a text file. Dellaudis: which made me sad Deaf Robot: Should be easier to read then, right? Evolutioncov disconnected. Dellaudis: i really wanted to like it Dellaudis: it sounded so cool Evolutioncov is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Evolutioncov entered chat. Mortron [MSW] left chat. Tehoonted: Why didn't you like it? King Wawa left chat. Dellaudis: It just really bored me, like nothing grabbed me about it Dellaudis: i played with my bro Dellaudis: and after a while Dellaudis: we just kind of Dellaudis: both agreed that we werent having fun Dellaudis: and stopped Tehoonted: Huh. Dellaudis: and then played so sweet pokemon puzzle league Dellaudis: but yea Dellaudis: i might Dellaudis: give it another go DJ Goat #Swag #Subway left chat. Tehoonted: You should, I loved it so much Tehoonted: It's kinda surprising when I hear that people didn't like it TL: so Dellaudis: i feel like i have to be missing something, it should be right up my alley TL: alpl disabled his da? Tehoonted: Who'd you play as? Winston: GG posted another pic Winston: he mad now TL: also, I played as the black dude Dellaudis: sniper guy Dellaudis: bro was normal soldier type guy Dellaudis: w/e that is Dellaudis: i think Tehoonted: Yeah, I went through my first game as Roland Tehoonted: But I played with three other people ?Highwind disconnected. Butterscotch: I dont want to go to sleep on a floor to wake up to police carrrying me off sentenal01: You're not going to get arrested Tehoonted: Calm down man sentenal01: Stop it Butterscotch: I'm scared as fuck Dellaudis: I would wager nothing will come of this Tehoonted: I seriously doubt anything will happen Tehoonted: Nothing really can happen sentenal01: You have no reason to be Evolutioncov: AB plz go Butterscotch: I mean, I covered my tracks I just god Butterscotch: im sobbing i cant stop sentenal01: You steamed yourself watching CP, which someone in the General caped and a few dozen people know about Evolutioncov: It doesn't help to be here Winston: AB someone is posting steam chat logs sentenal01: The FBI is not going to single you out and ruin your life because a few douche bags reported your link to their website Winston: best thing to do is seriously, turn everything off and get soem sleep Winston: sentenal Winston: shut the fuck up Dellaudis: evo is probably right, this probably isn't helping Winston: if you dont think 4chan is the biggest honeypot ever built youre fucking retarded Dellaudis: indeed, get some sleep Butterscotch: I have enough celexa to overdose on Winston: the ATF is on /k/ constantly Winston: AB Winston: SLEEP Tehoonted: You should really flush that sentenal01: Winston shut it sentenal01: AB, sleep sentenal01: Do not do anything stupid Winston: dont do anything until youve gotten some sleep Butterscotch: How could I sleep at a time like this Scootaloo: Says Sent sentenal01: Just go to bed as normal Rainbow Dash (2): AB, draw Caramel getting caught downloading gay foal pornography in the Ponyville library. Winston: chuckled, but not helping. Rainbow Dash (2): Sentenal, make like an Applebloom and kill yourself. Evolutioncov: Jesus Christ just get some sleep AB, do you really want to recieve help from the worst part of the internet? TL: butterscotch, my father is the director of network operations at a fortune 50 company that happens to be an ISP, and he works with the fbi from time to time Daft Horse of Neighsayers: AB, draw Griffy downloading filly Twilight pornography in a pony starbucks infront of everyone TL: I can tell you from actual real world knowledge that the FBI will not respond with in 24 hours Daft Horse of Neighsayers is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. TL: in truth he's actually director of network security, he got transferred like a year ago but it's not his specialty Butterscotch: that's comforting, i will just wake up to being taken TL: this is a huge digression though Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Could be worse sentenal01: No you won't, go to bed and you;ll feel better overall Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Could be Daft Horse of Neighsayers: ALIENS Winston: look Winston: AB, theres nothing you can do right now Winston: and youre not in a state of mind to make descisions Winston: fuck my spelling vrex: fbi doesnt act that fast anyway vrex: they have to set up long stings, get warrants, etc sentenal01: You've beeeen up all night, drawing and spending engery overall. You need sleep, period vrex: nothing is going to happen tomorow vrex: you fucked up, just go to sleep and deal wit it tomorow Winston: just get your ducks in a row and go to sleep sentenal01: You'll feel much better, trust me Faceless: >epicmafia Rainbow Dash (2): AB, you drawing Caramel yet? Faceless: >be Journalist Faceless: >bro up with Detective Faceless: BEST TEAM EVER vrex: >not playing pone in terrorist town vrex: >2012 TL: is that a new role? Faceless: none of them are new Jr: I want to poni pone Faceless: there's like Faceless: 100 roles TL: chef is new Rainbow Dash (2): Stop backing a pedophile, Sentenal. Why do you hate children? TL: sleepwalker is new Faceless: 3*15+1 villagers Faceless: 3*10+1 mafia Evolutioncov: Sent I have a 12 year old sister engaged to Nachos, think of her Faceless: 3*7+2 Third Party Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Guys Daft Horse of Neighsayers: What if AB Faceless: also if you're confused as to why I set it up like that is I counted the number in each row by the amount of rows plus the stray ones not in a complete row Faceless: because fuck counting one by one Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Downloaded OLD people pornography? REVERSE Winston: nobody would give a fuck...? sentenal01: This is why I removed Steam Dellaudis: bahahaha Jr: I would touch pone butt sentenal01: So I didn't have to know these chats existed sentenal01: Ignorence was so bliss Nurgle: I touched pone butt once Nurgle: now I'm gonna dream about it Butterscotch: I wish I had never discovered the deep web sentenal01: You're tired, there is no such thing as the deep web TL: new GG post is up sentenal01: Go to bed TL: he's going GIF angry The Bro: There is such a thing as deep web TL: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337762969922.gif TL: yep bro Evolutioncov: 2deep2web Rainbow Dash (2): I wish you would draw Caramel getting caught downloadng gay foal pornography in the Ponyville library. TL: I have researched it quite a bit but never actually visited TL: I have some info if oyu want to find out how TL: fair warning, it's full of cp Nurgle disconnected. Seika: >not knowing wat TOR is >Not knowing about the hidden wiki TL: man TL: you know what I could really go for about now? Winston: PANDA Faceless: homemade pizza? Winston: ORANGE CHICKEN Seika: CHINESE Seika: VIRGIN BOY EGGS? TL: some Cheerilee. I was visiting my aunt that has cancer today, so I missed the episodes Evolutioncov: ORANGE DODOS? TL: hearts and hooves was on Winston: what Winston: fucking TL: the best episode on the show Winston: we thought Winston: food Winston: but Winston: wj;faioufh;nakldjg;lkjgv TL: today was hearts and hooves and a friend in deed Seika: >aunt >cancer Dam mang... that's.. kinda of a downer.. TL: both are cheerilee episodes TL: nah, it's great, they totally removed it yesterday Seika: OH COOL TL: they said it was a miracle we caught it this early Seika: You watch pone with her then? TL: like they literally said "we never discover it this early" TL: nah she needs her rest Jr: Oh man, I had an odd dream last night Faceless: what if Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Sent, pls draw my anus Faceless: you guys Faceless: what if there was a restaurant Faceless: where you could eat out pones Seika: alright, cool mang, lucky TL: eating out just seems disgusting to me Seika: >Eat out pones >Not eating pone flesh TL: maybe I am too puritanical Winston: alright i need sleep Winston: we all do Tehoonted: >Implying I need sleep TL: maybe it's one of those things that you ahve to experience for yourself Faceless: oh fine. what was your dream, jr-kun? Winston: especially the unwashed nonsteam general peasants Seika: Its been a busy day, need to pick up a reletives insulin tommorow... Evolutioncov: Sent stop talking to RD Sent Seika: later horse associates Evolutioncov: You are making yourself look worse Winston left chat. Seika: GALA if you come back, hope tekkit up tommorow so we can get build shit! Seika: later niggly bigglies boos Seika left chat. sentenal01: You, he, everyone in the server and I know and agree that the jokes are not ill intended Rainbow Dash (2): AB, you drawing that picture yet? sentenal01: But I'm not sure AB knows that sentenal01: And that is my main point sentenal01: Just stop sentenal01: He is not himself sentenal01: And will not be until he goes to sleep Evolutioncov: Then just let him sleep rather than aruging with RD Rainbow Dash (2): Hey Sent. Make like AB and kill yourself you fucking faggot. Scootaloo: chat broke Jr: nope Slosten [PQ]: still works Jr: I like niggers The Bro: guys Rainbow Dash (2): Chat didn't break. Just AB's will to live. The Bro: i want to hug a pone Daft Horse of Neighsayers: HEY AB JOIN US Daft Horse of Neighsayers left chat. Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Flip a coin. In that brief moment the coin is in the air, you'll know which one you are hoping for Faceless: Jr Daft Horse of Neighsayers is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Daft Horse of Neighsayers entered chat. Faceless: Jr Jr: WHA Faceless: Would you wiggle your fingers inside of futa waifu's urethra if she begged you to Tehoonted: Yes. Tehoonted: Yes I would. Jr: Sure Faceless: oh okay. Faceless: ... Faceless: would you stick your dick in it? Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard: Fuck this, sleep Nathan "Pagemaster" Shepard left chat. Tehoonted: I'd rather do that than put my fingers in Faceless: Yo dawg Faceless: I heard you like cumming Faceless: so I put my dick in your dick so you can cum while I cum Tehoonted: Couldn't you force someone else's cum out of your own dick? Tehoonted: Would you cum your futa pony waifu's cum? Faceless: cumming back and forth forever? Tehoonted: Oh god Evolutioncov left chat. Faceless: >You will never spend the entire night fucking your futa waifu's penis cumming over and over into her tight urethra as her own cum and yours mingle, the pressure forcing your mixed cum back up your urethra Triptych: That sounds kind of uncomfortable. The Bro: i should have been in bed three hours ago Lance Banson is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Lance Banson: I hear that Lance Banson: Also Faceless that's hot miLes is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. miLes is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Scootaloo is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. Slosten [PQ] is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. The Bro: man Slosten [PQ]: that was fun. The Bro: I was going to draw tonight too Jr: Man, that was great Lance Banson: usually is Slosten [PQ]: did we get any other new meat while we were in hats? Scootaloo: Aw we had 40 people in here. Where'd they all go? Danarchy: pottispootispootispootispootis Jr: I laughed hard enough to produce tears Sarcophyllophagus entered chat. sentenal01: What happened in it? Danarchy: hmm, I have male Sarcophyllophagus left chat. Scootaloo: Hot. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Guys, should I get mic tomorrow? [Y/N] Rainbow Dash (2): "Dear Hasbro, I just don't know what went wrong!" Scootaloo: Y The Bro: Y The Bro: YYYYYY Lance Banson: You don't have a mic yet? Jr: Y Jr: Y miLes: Y Slosten [PQ]: YES Jr: Y Jr: Y Lance Banson: Sheesh Danarchy: get mike the mic Lance Banson: it's like Jr: Y Slosten [PQ]: I STILL NEED TO MAKE GRIFFY.AVI Lance Banson: five bucks Lance Banson: cheapo Jr: Guys, I need autist block,s whatu doou? Rainbow Dash (2): Mike the Mic is worst mic. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: >Implying Australia has anything cheap Scootaloo: Alright. Later. 2tired. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Do you even kangaroo? sentenal01: What happened that's so greta? sentenal01: great Jr: Good night, Egg Carton PEgasis Scootaloo left chat. Slosten [PQ]: i only horse. Rainbow Dash (2): I need autist blocks too if Jr is getting it. Rainbow Dash (2): D: Jr: ^^ Lance Banson: I'll play once mods Lance Banson: Vanillautistblocks is bored Jr: We need Nachos to help me make giant poneginas Danarchy: oh shit Jr: So that they are anatomically correct The Bro: we roleplayed Sentenal sentenal01: As? Danarchy: someone already favorited my basketball map Lance Banson: Hot slutty mares The Bro: we roleplayed as our pone OC The Bro: Jr was a slutty alicorn Jr: ^^ The Bro: and we sucked his 20 foot cock Jr: I felt so free Daft Horse of Neighsayers: But Lance Banson: Team effort Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Trip is sluttiest Daft Horse of Neighsayers: horse Jr: I would allow myself to insert eggs into my own ponegina sentenal01: Well then, that's something Jr: And I did Deaf Robot: ... Deaf Robot: ...... Rainbow Dash (2): And to think, I was learning about bovidae horns before AB screwed the pooch. Deaf Robot: I- Jr: ............... Deaf Robot: ..... Jr: .................................................... Triptych: Dafty you are the biggest slut. Triptych: It's so obvious. Deaf Robot: There are no words. Jr: ........................................................................................................ Slosten [PQ]: wait. Danarchy: I see lots of words The Bro: deafy you should have joined in Slosten [PQ]: if you have someone blocked on steam, can they see what you say in chat? Jr: ( . Y . ) Danarchy: dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot The Bro: there was plenty of rape to be had Daft Horse of Neighsayers: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Lance Banson: I believe so, yes Slosten [PQ]: or does it only block their messages from you. Jr: THATS REALLY SILENT sentenal01: No, you can't PQ Danarchy: ( o )( o ) Slosten [PQ]: s'what i thought, just wanted to make sure. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: guys i am so sad....................................... TL: man double d sentenal01: Case in point, me Danarchy: quieter than Squall Jr: 3=======D TL: why did you take so long to move hte marker Daft Horse of Neighsayers: even my cp cant halp................................................................. Deaf Robot: Because I wasn't sure I should... Slosten [PQ]: DD. Slosten [PQ]: when in doubt, ask yourself. Slosten [PQ]: what would lyra do. Faceless: make a human put fingers up her urethra Deaf Robot: ... Jr: Would you jiggle stallion pones balls if he asked nicely? Rainbow Dash (2): They can, PQ. Deaf Robot: Rape a human man? Lance Banson: >if he asked nicely The Bro: >tfw my tulpa says I'm ugly and stupid Danarchy: /X\(;;;;)\X\ The Bro: guys my tulpa hats me Lance Banson: He has to ask? The Bro: what do Danarchy: OH SHIT, A SPIDER Rainbow Dash (2): So if you tell sentenal he's a bigger fucktard than AB, he'll see it. Slosten [PQ]: she would go where the humans were, DD. Slosten [PQ]: did the chat die? The Bro: no TL: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2097160#p2098007 TL: is this legit sentenal01: I don't even know why PQ hates me so much, I don't know what I did to him personally Danarchy: I'll dye your chat The Bro: >Not knowing GG is a furry Rainbow Dash (2): I don't know why you're not dead yet, Sentenal. Triptych: dat post tl The Bro: Of course GG is a furry Triptych: my sides The Bro: lel Jr: Gaiz, I think I need to dream about pones again Jr: I had weird dream this morning Faceless: what was iit Slosten [PQ]: jr. Slosten [PQ]: the more you dream about pones, the more power you give pinkie pie. vrex: >tfw you have a dream about a perfect giflrfirend and youre so happy vrex: >tfw you wakwe up Slosten [PQ]: you have to fight her. Jr: Lyra was drawing circles on my chest and telling me that 'everypony needs a special somepony' Jr: It was odd Danarchy: I'm jelly Slosten [PQ]: oh. Jr: I think I was in a barn Slosten [PQ]: well that wasn't a dream. The Bro: Jr how do I dream about pones Faceless: hot damn, jr The Bro: I don't know how Slosten [PQ]: actually yeah, it was a dream. Danarchy: drawing circles on you how? Jr: It was odd; that's all I remember Faceless: with her hoof of course Jr: With a hoof Slosten [PQ]: just a harmless dream. Danarchy: okay Danarchy: I was wondering if it was with permanent marker Danarchy: cause then you could double-check your chest Danarchy: to see if it was real Lance Banson: It's like nightmare on elm street, but sexy TL: I've had a few dreams with ponies in them TL: but oddly they are never important characters Jr: Nah, I kept trying to wake up, but suddenly had a Lyra dream Faceless: I still remember my pinkie dream Slosten [PQ]: don't be ridiculous dan it was just a dream. Danarchy: sexmare on pone street Danarchy: wait TL: I mean, like, they're main characters, but in the dream they're background characters Danarchy: if you dream about pone, does that mean it's a nightmare? Jr: My dream before was trying to fuck this one chick at a party, but we couldn't find anywhere to fuck in private Rainbow Dash (2): I wonder how a species with horns would do space helmets. TL: does that make any sense at all? Slosten [PQ]: it's not like lyra can abduct humans and make them think they're dreaming. Slosten [PQ]: that would just be silly. Rainbow Dash (2): Horns like http://mcgibs.deviantart.com/art/Satyr-35032526 and http://lolita-art.deviantart.com/art/Satyr-60085281 for example. Faceless: Seriously. Faceless: that pinkie dream Faceless: remember it in vivid detail still Jr: ^^^^ Faceless: and that shit was like a month or two ago Lance Banson: Lucky motherfuckers Danarchy: I had a dream where I helped AJ rebuild Sweet Apple Acres Danarchy: except it was like a video game Danarchy: but also real life Tehoonted: I had a dream where I went to a waterpark with the mane six TL: was it minecraft? Danarchy: like sburb now that I think about it Rainbow Dash (2): I had a dream where Sentenal wasn't here. Jr: My first pone dream... was AJ stuffing apples into a tied up RD TL: I had a minecraft dream that had the CMC in it Jr: That was before I got poners Danarchy: I've had minecraft dreams Rainbow Dash (2): ...Are you coming on to me, Jr? Danarchy: TL: was Sweetie Belle crafting mines? TL: we were exploring a cave, and scootaloo got lost in the cave, and sweetie started to cry because she was worried about scoots The Bro: You know what the general needs right now? The Bro: More than anything else? TL: like scoots got separated I mean Jr: Maehby The Bro: The general needs Ika spam Danarchy: oh yeah Jr: Also, I had Sweetie Belle snuggle dreams for almost a week straight Danarchy: that would help us forget all our troubles Jr: Never sex, just cuddles Danarchy: oh shit Jr: I can barely remember those ones Danarchy: I would love snuggling Sweetie Belle Jr: She was INCREDIBLY snuggly Danarchy: she would be Lance Banson: Yeah, you just keep balling up that fleece Rainbow Dash (2): http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337765013947.jpg <--- I wish this were reality. Jr: Almost felt static-y to touch her Jr: She was full of this... postiive, warmth Jr: Not sure how to describe Danarchy: my dreams recently have been dark and blechy Danarchy: Jr: that's awesome TL: does googly anon always stay anon TL: or is he like a steamfag or something Danarchy: I would get drunk with Twilight Lance Banson: Show me a man that wouldn't and I'll show you a faggot Rainbow Dash (2): I would have sex with drunk Twilight. Danarchy: I should it was Smile or something Rainbow Dash (2): AB, would you have sex with drunk Twilight? TL: I wouldn't get drunk with Twilight because [spoiler]I am still 3 months underage. Danarchy: I would get drunk with pones then hold their hair Danarchy: underage and banned Jr: I would hug drunk Twilight Jr: And tell her that she is pretty TL: 20 is underage in the US TL: which is where I am Jr: And see if she wanted to chill later Danarchy: yes I know Danarchy: I've been overage for 7 years now TL: are you in the us Rainbow Dash (2): I think the law would be more concerned with the talking horse than the drunk 20 year old, TL. Danarchy: http://1.thumbs.4chan.org/mlp/thumb/1337764566549s.jpg Jr: >Dan is 25 Danarchy: no, 28 Jr: HOLY MOLY Jr: I'm early 20's Danarchy: "Fillies watch AB's stream.jpg" Triptych: SMALLER Danarchy: heh, you sound older TL: @rainbow: I'm also not sure how I hold my liquor, since I've only actually indulged myself at two parties, preferring to DD Danarchy: but I figure you were younger than me TL: The first party I barely drank any and never even got tipsy. Danarchy: I am oldfag TL: The second I drank myself into oblivion almost immediately because we were playing drinking games with everclear Danarchy: I actually didn't drink until I was 20 Rainbow Dash (2): More like "colts watch AB's stream.jpg" Dan Danarchy: I smoked pot when I was 19, though, oddly enough Danarchy: well, that's what someone labeled it as in the general Jr: I started drinking at 19; this one girl forced me to drink Tehoonted: >Not starting drinking in middle school Tehoonted: How do you call yourselfs alcoholics Jr: She locked me in a room and forced me to consume vodka Rainbow Dash (2): Did you rape her, Jr? Danarchy: my first cocktail was a white russian Jr: I did my best to conceal my boner Mordecai (1): AB what the fuck did you do Danarchy: a female friend made it for me Mordecai (1): AB what have you done Mordecai (1): AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Danarchy: sill my favorite drink ever Jr: She laughed and giggled The Bro: OH GOOOOOOODDD Lance Banson: it's a good drink Jr: I always gave her these really intimate massages The Bro: why did i laugh at this post so hard Rainbow Dash (2): AB streamed himself downloading child porn videos. Gay child porn videos. Danarchy: Jr: reminds me of the first tiem I smoked pot Tehoonted: >Some cry Danarchy: this girl brought over some and made a blunt and we smoked in my room The Bro: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2097160#p2098203 WHY WAS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME The Bro: FUCK Jr: Ha! I still need to try pot The Bro: I'm tired Jr: I heard it gets rid of joint pain Jr: >no pun intended Lance Banson: >ross.wav Danarchy: >joint pain Danarchy: HAAAWW Danarchy: it certainly does dull the senses in a fun way Danarchy: I once smoked an entire joint Danarchy: I probably shoulodn;t have done that Mordecai (1): why would AB do something like that Mordecai (1): ever Mordecai (1): w Mordecai (1): h Mordecai (1): y Danarchy: I thought I was dying then could hear time for a bit Rainbow Dash (2): It dulls the senses in a "I'm going to forget that I'm streaming and download CP" kind of way. Danarchy: that was weird Danarchy: ahahaha Mordecai (1): you mean like how i forget to turn off the mic when i'm talking to family members Danarchy: also, I was so stoned I ate the roach TL: guys TL: in 8 minutes, ab will have been silent for an hour Rainbow Dash (2): The one time I got stones I got into a canoe with my bro and we fought a lake monster with the paddles. TL: troubling Tehoonted: He's fine, probably Mordecai (1): AB is DED Mordecai (1): rip Rainbow Dash (2): He better not be ded. Mordecai (1): rip ab Mordecai (1): rip Jr: I smoked Salvia once; thought I was in the sky watching guitar strings play music for me down below Jr: From the edge of my bed Rainbow Dash (2): Not without a webcam feed. Jr: Also, I saw train tracks running passed my bros head vrex: you want to see someone suicide? vrex: you're pretty fucked up brah Jr: And when I emtioned them, he saw them too TL: jr TL: you're ab's steam friend, right? Rainbow Dash (2): You know the rules. Pics or it didn't happen. TL: message him to make sure he's okay Danarchy: I need to smoke salvia some time Jr: Sure am, TL Jr: He's fine, don't worry The Bro: >mf during this whole AB thing Danarchy: that's the one drug I know I could get hooked up with The Bro: http://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1337759219015.jpg Rainbow Dash (2): Plus he is a convicted pedophile, after all... sentenal01: >Dash acting like a /b/tard sentenal01: >not stoping the facade vrex: that doesnt chagne the fact vrex: that you want to watch someone die Danarchy: my friend smoked salvia and he thought he was stuck inside his own mouth The Bro: sentenal The Bro: it's nachos The Bro: you're talking about nachos Rainbow Dash (2): Cryami out of the playoffs yet? Danarchy: he was just lying on the couch trying to open his mouth as wide as possible The Bro: no vrex: youre as fucked as he is as fasr as i am concerned The Bro: they aren't Rainbow Dash (2): >:| The Bro: LeBrom went rape mode last two games The Bro: and they lead the pacers 3-2 Rainbow Dash (2): This is horse shit. Rainbow Dash (2): Indiana had better step the fuck up. Jr: I saw a man smoke salvia; thought he was a paint chip on a wall Rainbow Dash (2): The Sonics won the west, right? Jr: He cried like a bitch The Bro: Granger chimped out too much and it sent Wade and James into a fury Mordecai (1): >tfw uninformed /pol/ fgts are posting in MLPG vrex: yea its pretty hoprrible Dellaudis: dis fuckin thread Danarchy: Jr: have you seen those YouTube salvia videos? Jr: Nah, I don't think so Danarchy: the "Gardening on salvia" and "driving on salvia" videos? Mordecai (1): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voceB48hemo Jr: Oh, I've seen driving Jr: He just forgets whats going on and starts rubbing the ceiling Danarchy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVllL4tNZsI Rainbow Dash (2): Jr, you draw Caramel getting caught yet? Danarchy: Jr: I think thats the one Rainbow Dash (2): OFFICIAL BIGGEST SHITSTORMS OF THE YEAR POWER RANKINGS   1. /mlp/ gets made 2. Derpy's name gets changed 3. AB's house of fun   .. .. ... .. .. .. 900000001. Shut the fuck up faceless Faceless: what Danarchy: zoned Rainbow Dash (2): Shut the fuck up, Faceless. Mordecai (1): Shut the fuck up, Faceless. Faceless: YYEANEJE AEGH AJHSKH SJ SHGVJESHVJ% no. The Bro: >AB's  house of fun The Bro: i want to leave AB's house of fun Danarchy: welcome to the house of fun Mordecai (1): ETERNITY Mordecai (1): what the fuck is with Buckley's webcomic Mordecai (1): his writing is so terrible it's Mordecai (1): inconceivable Jr: NOPE GUAIZ, I MUST PONE SLEEP Danarchy: >dead baby panel Jr: I NEED TO SLEEP WITH DREAM PONES Danarchy: DO IT JUNIOR Danarchy: I WILL SEE YOU IN EQUESTRIA Jr: /)!!!! Rainbow Dash (2): Would you sloppily make out with Dash, even if she affectionately called you a brony? Danarchy: (\ sentenal01: This is what I used to conidered fun? Danarchy: yes Jr: Yes, nachos... sadly, yes Faceless: Good night Jr-kun Jr: Nigh nigh, Sr! Danarchy: I let my friends get away with calling me a brony, I'd let cute pone do it too Rainbow Dash (2): Neigh neigh, Jr. Jr: I want to hide eggs on our secret Texan ranch, Nachos The Bro: /)*(\ NIGHT JAY ARR Jr: WHY CANT I LEAVE Lance Banson: Too much pone vrex: >tfw when my teriaky chicken is almost done in the oven vrex: feels good man Danarchy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnwS5sPOzb0&feature=relmfu Butterscotch: Good night Rainbow Dash (2): >tfw he can't spell teriyaki Jr: Night AB! Hope you feel better Lance Banson: Night sentenal01: Nigh AB vrex: >tfw spelling intrabutts Danarchy: I have a friend from Wisconsin who thinks teriyaki is a made-up word sentenal01: Get some sleep, please Jr left chat. Rainbow Dash (2): Oh shit. AB isn't dead yet. sentenal01: For yours and everyones sake Tehoonted: You still complemplating suicide, AB? Rainbow Dash (2): AB, you draw that Caramel thing I asked for? Tehoonted: I only ask because you shouldn't sentenal01: You two don't know when to stop, do you? Danarchy: EXCUSE ME< I HAVE TO GO TO SPACE NOW sentenal01: You have one setting: Go. Danarchy: I want to say that when I take salvia Rainbow Dash (2): Gotta go fast. The Bro: GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST vrex: >going fast vrex: >not grindan in diablo 3 vrex: >2012 Rainbow Dash (2): Diablo 3 is shit. Tehoonted left chat. The Bro: >tfw you are too slow at Diablo 3 The Bro: LEVEL 34 NIGHTMARE ACT 1 lel Danarchy: >Actiblizzard Danarchy: fuck their shit The Bro: I didn't drop a dime on Diablo III The Bro: feelsgoodman Danarchy: me either vrex: >go to auction house The Bro: I had like over $100 worth of best buy gift cards from reward zone vrex: >450 atk vrex: >after ah Danarchy: I'll never buy anotehr activision game as long as I live vrex: >1500 atk Deaf Robot left chat. Rainbow Dash (2): Deaf is gone. We can talk about rape again. miLes: what's your lvl diablo 3, guys? Faceless: never talk about rape The Bro: 34 wizard lel vrex: im 45 nightmare Rainbow Dash (2): I'm not stupid enough to pay for Diablo 3. vrex: monk The Bro: Oh hey The Bro: someone posted a shitty reaction image I made The Bro: coolio miLes: still lvl 14 witch hunter, 2slow Triptych: oh, that wasn't you? Triptych: I thought it was. :V The Bro: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337766492096.png >tfw you try to draw a tired facial expression but instead they look depressed and drugged vrex: >pinkie pie on sugar/crack Mordecai (1): my littl pon The Bro: it feels good when someone reposts art I drew Rainbow Dash (2): >Pinkie Pie stoned and downloading foal pornography while streaming Danarchy: alright guys Mordecai (1): i want pictures of ponies doing bad things Danarchy: time to prance around in fields with dream pones Danarchy: see you on the flipside Mordecai (1): see ya dan Rainbow Dash (2): http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337764765942.png Faceless: RD, that actually doesn't sound like a bad picture idea Faceless: considering foalcon is awright Rainbow Dash (2): What picture idea? Caramel getting caught downloading gay foal pornography in the Ponyville library? Faceless: pinkie pie stoned and downloading foal pornography while streaming Butterscotch disconnected. The Bro: oh god The Bro: ohhh god Rainbow Dash (2): Welp. The Bro: is >some cry going to be the new >rape? sentenal01: He went to bed Rainbow Dash (2): Yep. Faceless: FINALLY. Nootykins: morning Faceless: >Rape. took too long to die out The Bro: OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT FOR PONYCHAN TO START USING >some cry NOT KNOWING WHAT IT MEANS Rainbow Dash (2): >implying >rape will ever die Lance Banson: Alright. Moving back to yellow alert. Take five, people. Rainbow Dash (2): "/oat/, my hamster died today. >some cry" The Bro: i just spit up my water The Bro: god damnit Nootykins: i literally have no idea what the fuck you're all on about Rainbow Dash (2): ">fluffy pony drowns >some cry" The Bro: it's a very long The Bro: very stupid The Bro: very autistic story Rainbow Dash (2): Sentenal got caught downloading child pornography and Applebloom cried. Nootykins: wat Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Is AB worst drawfag now? Rainbow Dash (2): No. TL: ross is the worst Rainbow Dash (2): http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337767238358.png The Bro: no one is worse than ross Daft Horse of Neighsayers: I CAN BE WORSE! Daft Horse of Neighsayers: I SWEAR! The Bro: someone could fart on babies until they suffocate and ross would still be worse Mordecai (1): dafty pls Mordecai (1): pls dafty Daft Horse of Neighsayers: pls wot Daft Horse of Neighsayers: m8 Rainbow Dash (2): http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2097160#p2098644 Mordecai (1): guys Mordecai (1): i like Mordecai (1): video Mordecai (1): g Mordecai (1): ames Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Mord pls snuggle my ass cheecks Mordecai (1): n-no Rainbow Dash (2): http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2097160#p2098663 Daft Horse of Neighsayers: berkah Rainbow Dash (2): >Guys. >If AB thinks of pone when he pulls the trigger.... >Does he go to equestria? I mean, that's how it's supposed to work, right? sentenal01 left chat. Slosten [PQ]: holy fuck. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: MY SIDES sentenal01 entered chat. Slosten [PQ]: fucking sentenal is still trying to get in contact with me. Rainbow Dash (2): Mission accomplished, Rainbow Dash (2): Fuck. Rainbow Dash (2): Get out Rainbow Dash (2): Autistic nigger. Rainbow Dash (2): At this point I'd rather you kill yourself than AB. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Le sentypoo Daft Horse of Neighsayers: pls Daft Horse of Neighsayers: le Daft Horse of Neighsayers: gointo Daft Horse of Neighsayers: le asshole~ Mordecai (1): yo PQ Mordecai (1): PQ Mordecai (1): QP Mordecai (1): SLOSTEN Mordecai (1): NETSOLS Slosten [PQ]: WHAT Mordecai (1): hi The Bro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rc4wJbOmzA my hero The Bro: dat fake accent Nootykins: whats the drama over ab and sent? Triptych: >Your All Retarded For Watching A Little Girls Show!!! Bronies Are Gay, That Means They Support Abortion Too!!! It's True! Quit Trying To Undermine Traditional American Valuse! If U hate Bronies Or Just Want To Subscribe, Subscribe!!! >Your The Bro: there is no drama over AB The Bro: it's an elaborate troll attempt by Ross to get attention The Bro disconnected. Nootykins: so whatd ross do? Nootykins: seriously what happened to AB Mordecai (1): AB is fine TL: he hasn't said anything in ages Mordecai (1): he talked in here like 10 minutes ago TL: oh TL: I didn't see Nootykins: whether hes fine or not, the fuck happened to him TL: he also left Nootykins: did he actually jerk off to child porn Slosten [PQ]: he streamed himself downloading child porn. Rainbow Dash (2): like if u cry erry time Nootykins: whatd ross do then Mordecai (1): ross exploited it Mordecai (1): basically Slosten [PQ]: had sex with a fat chick. Mordecai (1): ross is being a huge bint Rainbow Dash (2): A fat child. Slosten [PQ]: i'm going to bed. Slosten [PQ] disconnected. Nootykins: whatd he say? Rainbow Dash (2): >There are probably some other pedos on MLPG sitting behind their monitors feeling like shit after all this. Rainbow Dash (2): Ain't that the truth. Nootykins: >probably Daft Horse of Neighsayers: >Not jerking off the underage amebas Daft Horse of Neighsayers: do you even biology? Daft Horse of Neighsayers: *amoebas Rainbow Dash (2): God knows that if I ever got caught doing what AB did, I'd blow my entire paycheque on 7.62x54r and 12ga buck and slugs. Rainbow Dash (2): I'll be damned if they take me alive. Rainbow Dash (2): >is it possible to just fucking round up every brony responsible for this shit and let me suicide bomb the cunts Rainbow Dash (2): >Let's just make AB do it. Rainbow Dash (2): Dohohoho Dellaudis left chat. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/fe321e2dbd9ec3aee91b6fddeee25525/190137 Daft Horse of Neighsayers: AB would get off to this Rainbow Dash (2): >some cry Faceless: daftles Faceless: why would you link that Faceless: you are a terrible huma- Faceless: you are a terrible THING. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: >Being human Daft Horse of Neighsayers: PFFFT Mordecai (1): loudest_orgasm.wav Rainbow Dash (2): >so its the whole people in glass houses thing. I dunno about you but I loathe ross more than i loathe ab. can we just say that ross was the one streaming child porn? Rainbow Dash (2): Second Rainbow Dash (2): ...Guys? Rainbow Dash (2): I have something to get off my chest. Rainbow Dash (2): I'm not proud of it. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Proud of wat Rainbow Dash (2): I... Daft Horse of Neighsayers: LIKE HORSES? Rainbow Dash (2): ...I think I'm starting to like Rainbow Dash. Maybe even more than the best pone, Applejack. Rainbow Dash (2): I feel dirty. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: OH MY GOD THAT IS SO perfectly acceptable because you are entitled to your opinion Trigger entered chat. Triptych: Rainbow Dash ain't that bad. Triptych: I do prefer AJ though. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Trip Daft Horse of Neighsayers: pls stop avoiding question Triptych: >dafty Triptych: ew get awaya vrex left chat. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Oh my, what are these? Trips chatlogs with me? WELL MIGHT AS WELL POST THEM HERE. Rainbow Dash (2): >some cry Triptych: I'd rather you didn't. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Answer my question then Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Horse wanker Jalm entered chat. Nootykins: any of you guys want a stream Trigger left chat. Jalm: ...alright I just woke up what the fuck happened this time. Rainbow Dash (2): AB got stoned, streamed, forgot he was streaming, and downloaded gay child porn. MLPG was informed. Shit is raining sideways. Rainbow Dash (2): He's probably gonna of himself. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: Shit was Jalm: ho boy. Daft Horse of Neighsayers: BONKERS Rainbow Dash (2): Meanwhile Ross and Sentenal should kill themselves first, as they deserve it more. Jalm: but then who will pay for the tf2 server Daft Omega Super Wizard Supreme has changed their name to Bolting Bisexual. Rainbow Dash (2): Somepony who actually knows how to run one. Bolting Bisexual disconnected. Galatamon: hi everybrony Galatamon: just got back form a jazz bar Bolting Bisexual entered chat. Galatamon: any developments? Rainbow Dash (2): We've elected to blame everything on Ross. Galatamon: a sound plan TL: how much do you know TL: gala Galatamon: when I left AB was looking for painless suicide techniques Rainbow Dash (2): Oh. He pussed out. Jalm: y'know I was gonna get some sleep before going to class but now I guess I have to look through the archives... Galatamon: ah. thank [deity] TL: right but how much do you know about Ahmad ibn Fadlan? Galatamon: nothing? Rainbow Dash (2): Don't thank me. I didn't have anything to do with it. TL: it's the new quest TL: get with the times Galatamon: neato Galatamon: wait Galatamon: so there's a fundamentalist muslim pony? Bolting Bisexual disconnected. Galatamon disconnected. Galatamon entered chat. Galatamon: bloody Internet TL: not really track02 - Helplessness Blues entered chat. TL: it's basically oregon trail TL: but with muslims track02 - Helplessness Blues: morning Galatamon: ahaha TL: wb track Galatamon: morning track track02 - Helplessness Blues: whats new? Rainbow Dash (2): AB ded Rainbow Dash (2): http://images.4chan.org/k/src/1337745593772.png Mordecai (1): so wait Mordecai (1): why do we hate sentenal again Mordecai (1): never quite understood Galatamon: he acted moderately autistic once? i dunno Jalm: because anon likes to pretend to be sentenal pretending to be anon and then force people to respond. Bolting Bisexual entered chat. Lookwhatifound entered chat. Lookwhatifound left chat. Rainbow Dash (2): >moderately Bolting Bisexual: Guys Rainbow Dash (2): Nigga, he's full aspie Bolting Bisexual: Let's role play Bolting Bisexual: I am AB track02 - Helplessness Blues: YES! Bolting Bisexual: And you are a child Bolting Bisexual: I SURE WOULD LIKE A CHILD RIGHT NOW Rainbow Dash (2): He's approaching Chris-chan levels of autism. Mordecai (1): HELLO I AM A CHILD track02 - Helplessness Blues: what's he done now? Bolting Bisexual: HEY CHILD Bolting Bisexual: PLS COME HERE Galatamon: HI AB ARE THOSE PONIES YOU'RE DRAWING CAUSE I SURE DO LIKE PONIES I SAW A PONY ONCE Bolting Bisexual: I HAB Bolting Bisexual: CANDY Rainbow Dash (2): He promotes and endorses the rape of children. Bolting Bisexual: OMG PLS GIB ATTENTSION Jalm: was he downloading loli porn or like real child things. Rainbow Dash (2): Real thing. Videos of a 4yo boy and an 8yo boy getting ass raped. Rainbow Dash (2): >some cry Bolting Bisexual: >sum crai track02 - Helplessness Blues: started off with furry stuff and now this Jalm: oh okay. Rainbow Dash (2): He's going to hell, but at least he isn't Ross. track02 - Helplessness Blues: yet? Galatamon: y'know, I still kinda like AB and regret that he won't be around here anymore Galatamon: but then I also read Skoon's tumblr Bolting Bisexual: Are we still role playing? Galatamon: maybe I'm a horrible person TL: you are TL: I used to think you were okay galatamon track02 - Helplessness Blues: we're always roleplaying Rainbow Dash (2): I wish we could get Ross and/or Sent pinned with the crime. TL: but liking skoon is unforgivable Galatamon: well his art, not his take on teacher-student relationships Bolting Bisexual: I wish I was alpha enough to commit crimes Galatamon: which is kind of creepy TL: Cheerilee is my favorite pone, he puts a bad taste in my mouth Galatamon: yeah, I like Cheerilee and Berry Punch Kierz entered chat. Jalm: I TOLD AB HE WAS GOING DOWN A DANGEROUS ROAD, BUT MAN. It is a shame to see him gone like this. Kierz: DO TELL Kierz: WHAT HAPPENED NOW Galatamon: making them both weird pedos is questionable Galatamon: but sometimes funny track02 - Helplessness Blues: has he left? TL: it is never funny TL: ;_; Rainbow Dash (2): What do you know, Kierz? Durandan entered chat. Kierz: Everything until today Rainbow Dash (2): AB got stoned, streamed, forgot he was streaming, and downloaded gay child porn. MLPG was informed. Shit is raining sideways. Probably gonna/already killed himself. Kierz: Im dying over here Kierz: you cant be fucking serious Kierz: i dont even Rainbow Dash (2): Go take a look at the general. Durandan: yeah I saw that Kierz: is he aware? Rainbow Dash (2): He's suicidal. Kierz: Poor guy Jalm: aren't we all? Kierz: what the fuck was he thinking Rainbow Dash (2): He's a gay furfag and apparently a pedophile. Galatamon: mostly he was high Durandan: and that's much, much worse than being a horsefucker Rainbow Dash (2): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo Faceless: I'm so bored. Faceless: I wish there could be like Faceless: pages of new fetish pony pornography on ponibooru Jalm: go draw sum faceless pls Faceless: fak u jalm Kierz: wheres this thread drama then? Rainbow Dash (2): http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337771320221.jpg Bolting Bisexual: https://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337764092316.jpg Bolting Bisexual: Niegh Rainbow Dash (2): Those are spinarettes, and they're colored wrong. Mordecai left chat. sentenal01 left chat. Galatamon: did ECM actually call 'em spinarettes? Rainbow Dash (2): How should I know? Galatamon: dunno, you spoke with such authority Bolting Bisexual: https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/2095897 Galatamon: thought you might have an inside line Bolting Bisexual: AWWW HERE IT GOES Rainbow Dash (2): I'm a doctor. I know anatomy. Rainbow Dash (2): I've got a PhD in horsecunt-ology. Faceless: well Galatamon: wow that's neat Doctor Horsecunts Kierz left chat. Faceless: obviously ponies don't have fucking chitins in their cunt by default Galatamon: that thread Galatamon: >clopping Rainbow Dash (2): That small hole at the top of the vestibule is clearly the web launcher. Ergo, the claws must be spinarettes. Galatamon: someone tell these guys thatt's a stupid word Galatamon: interesting, doctor Galatamon: where is her urethra Rainbow Dash (2): The same place it is in every mare. Galatamon: enlighten me, I'm but a horsecunt layman Rainbow Dash (2): A few inches inside the vaginal canal. Jalm: can you just tell me where to put the penis and call it a day Kierz entered chat. Rainbow Dash (2): http://aged.okstate.edu/studteac/fall%20%2710/AGED%204103%20Units%20of%20Instruction%20Fall%202010/Equine%20Reproduction_Wilkins/Mare%20Reproductive%20Tract/Mare%20Reproductive%20System.JPG Kierz: oh thank god the thread got mediafire'd Galatamon: I'll add that to my already disturbingly large mental file of horsecunt data TL left chat. Rainbow Dash (2): This is a more accurate diagram: http://extension.missouri.edu/explore/images/g02790art01.jpg Galatamon: ah, i see Jalm: well well, look who it is. http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1337771971002.png Bolting Bisexual: AB is an American hero Galatamon: well he's not an hero yet Durandan: Or is it? Kierz: >reading through this AB thread Kierz: holy Kierz: Have you seen my shit? Kierz: I certainly havent Jalm disconnected. Bolting Bisexual: I made the epic winsiest comments Bolting Bisexual: EPIC Bolting Bisexual: EPIC FOR THE WIN track02 - Helplessness Blues: could you link? Grandiose disconnected. Kierz: the thread? track02 - Helplessness Blues: yeah Durandan: >pones still all over all the other boards Kierz: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?tkaem27rbp4sdo0 Kierz: the thread was deleted apparently, but it got saved TL entered chat. TL: so TL: the secret is revealed! TL: Ahmad ibn Fadlan quest was secretly board-relevant all along! Kierz: >Good. When AB is getting ass-reamed in prison he can tell his rapist prisoners he was caught by a my little pony board Rainbow Dash (2): Ahahaha Durandan: I don't think there are any maid outfits in prison though Rainbow Dash (2): Welp, time to sleep. track02 - Helplessness Blues: night Galatamon: goodnight doctor Rainbow Dash (2): Hopefully AB doesn't off himself until I get back. TL disconnected. Durandan: I would prefer it if he didn't at all Galatamon: ^^ Kierz: night nachos Kierz: hats with us more Kierz: u fanny track02 - Helplessness Blues: what time do you play hats? Nootykins: >spend almost an hour drawing request for someone Nootykins: >general would rather talk about AB killing himself TL entered chat. /k/ommandant entered chat. TL: hm TL: perhaps we will continue this quest another time TL: there is not much activity, sadly miLes: what are you drawing, noot? Durandan: welp, I think it's time to leave the general for a while Small Waves.TS entered chat. Small Waves.TS: REV UP THOSE LIVES STREAMS CAUSE I'M READY FOR SOME CHILD PRONOGRAPHY Faceless: I'm so Faceless: fucking bored Triptych: Go to bed. Nootykins: i drew some bitch riding celestia Faceless: I can't go to sleep now Nootykins: sure it wasnt very good, but i put effort in yknow Kierz: link? Nootykins: its in the general Nootykins: i hate morning MLPG Galatamon: Ahmed Quest is over? TL: more or less TL: I just noted it all down TL: in a notepad TL: will continue it later Galatamon: just skimmed it, that was hilarious TL: people did not expect it to turn into a pony-related quest Lynchy: i wish to be the pone Faceless: why is "20 things you should never say to a brony" on my recommended videos list Galatamon: maybe Youtube knows something about you that you're not acknowledging Faceless: neh. Triptych: because you're a brony, faceless Faceless: the only pony vids I look at is the episodes Kierz: >hate morning MLPG Kierz: why would you do that Nootykins: because thats when all the assholes are on Nootykins: the worst time for the general is at and around 2pm Nootykins: GMT Nootykins: its like the wanker climax Lynchy: its because I woke up and I need to shitpost Triptych: Around now is usually the tail end of when I most like the general. But now... bluh. Galatamon: yeah the changeover is pretty abrupt Galatamon: slow paced but interesting night thread into slow-paced, boring-ass morning thread TL left chat. Lynchy: oh man is this ab shit fo reals Lynchy: I mean im surprised people are surprised he did draw loli for fucks sake Lynchy: oh man Lynchy: what if MS does the same Galatamon: meh Lynchy: can you imagine the butthurt Galatamon: this is a 4chan-derived community Trigger entered chat. Galatamon: this shouldn't be this surprising Lynchy: there are still people on mlpg who get mad over that twilight image, i post that not to be edgy, but to remind them that they aare redditors Galatamon: the MS one? Lynchy: yeah the string bikini one people get fucking trolled by that image in 2012 Galatamon: it's like they don't remember 12chan Galatamon: or not4chan Galatamon: or any chan with an /l/ board Bolting Bisexual: Guys look out Bolting Bisexual: A skeleton Galatamon: OH NOES Bolting Bisexual: Watch out Bolting Bisexual: Dey gun get u pidge entered chat. Lynchy: did the ab thread get archived? pidge: what ab thread Galatamon: it's on mediafire Kierz: yeah Kierz: ^ Galatamon: in the thread somewhere pidge: what did he do now Galatamon: OH BOY Kierz: Forgot he was streaming Lynchy: yeah but moviing about in posts is a pain in the ass it keeps linking me to 404's Kierz: downloaded gay CP Kierz: thread was so derailed it was practically flying pidge: srsly Kierz: yup Bolting Bisexual: Guys let's role play pidge: what was it in his torrent Bolting Bisexual: I'm AB Bolting Bisexual: And you're children Kierz: gay CP Bolting Bisexual: Aaaaand action! pidge: >gay CP Bolting Bisexual: I SURE LIKE CP pidge: i don't even Galatamon: I really don't see AB as a sexual predator Bolting Bisexual: Neither Galatamon: just someone who escapes into extremely depraved fantasies Galatamon: and exercises equally poor judgement pidge: so what, people here are gonna repot him Galatamon: someone already tipped the FBI Lynchy: i feel bad for the son but jesus im busting my arse up here Kierz: ^^^^^^ pidge: that sucks Bolting Bisexual: I feel bad for him that his whole life came tumbling down in mere seconds Galatamon: yeah it'd be hilarious if it wasn't someone I kind of almost knew Kierz: people contacted livestream, fbi and apparently he's decided to kill himself Lynchy: MAN THIS HIATUS MAKES US LOSE SO MANY ARTISTS Kierz: or..that's where I am up this point, still catching up Bolting Bisexual: NEXT TIME ON DESTROYED IN SECONDS. Bolting Bisexual: A PEDOPHILE WHO DRAWS HORSES GETS THE FRIGHT OF HIS LIFE pidge: so what, did a picture show up or was it just a filename Bolting Bisexual: Lynchy, I will drawfag 5ever for you guys Lynchy: untill you get busted for fucking griffons Lynchy: and steam yourself fapping to griffy Lynchy: I would say "by accident" Lynchy: but we all know Kierz: ehhh pidge i'll upload the screencaps Bolting Bisexual: >Implying I haven't already streamed myself jerking off to Griffy Bolting Bisexual: Do you even horse? pidge: thanks, this shall be my entertainment for the night Kierz: or I could link you to the archived thread? Kierz: wait, mediafire'd thread* pidge: it's removed from the archive? pidge: well, mediafire then Kierz: it got deleted, apparently Nootykins: anyone want stam while i just doodle? pidge: whydo i miss everything good Kierz: http://www.mediafire.com/?tkaem27rbp4sdo0 Lynchy: IK can go to posts but going back to the post I came from 404's on 4chanx its really irrating Kierz: that feel pidge pidge: just don't download cp while we watch Noots Kierz: http://imgur.com/a/EgBga Kierz: also screencaps id already uploaded Nootykins: hahahaha pidge: i like you enough to not want you be raped in jail Bolting Bisexual: Some cry Nootykins: I like rape in jail enough to stream CP pidge: thanks kierz Nootykins: so you want me to stram then? Nootykins: because i need approval Nootykins: like the desperately unloved whore i am pidge: i need to be locked in a cold dark box at 2am so i can't join you since i need to sleep before then Kierz: noot you faggot Kierz: of course I want you to stream Bolting Bisexual: GUYS Bolting Bisexual: LINK ME YO PORTAL ROOMS Bolting Bisexual: THINGS Nootykins: livestream.com/nootsack Lynchy: steam my drawing request of Applebloom shlicking to her videos of snips and snails Lynchy: and then getting policed ponied Nootykins: political cartooning Lynchy: >starney roo got banned Lynchy: NO Lynchy: WHO WILL GUIDE ME ON MODERATING THIS CHAT OF HORSE FUCKERS Kierz: ME Kierz: MAKE ME MOD Kierz: pls is joke no kick Lynchy: this is a very sensitive time for me Faceless: Apply yourself. Kierz: WAIT WHAT Kierz: YOU WERENT KIDDING LYNCHY Lynchy: yeah im fuckin not Kierz: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE LINE NOW Rainbro Dash entered chat. Lynchy: man AB might make it to equestria before us Kierz: he'll be trying to diddle your favourite CMC in no time Kierz: what a nightmare Lynchy: fuk Lynchy: but what if he is reincarnated as ab Lynchy: also  sup fbi Lynchy: whats crackin Lynchy: im that man you were looking into bout dem bombs Lynchy: still not me Lynchy: faggots Lynchy: lol I like this chat reaction in the thread Lynchy: DONT WORRY WE'LL HANDLE DIS SHIT Bolting Bisexual: GUYS WHAT IF AB IS ALSO A TERRORIST