Title: What the fuck is this guy on: The Movie The Game Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/SiAJu1pq First Edit: Thursday 13th of February 2014 12:24:25 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 13th of February 2014 12:24:25 AM CDT You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi... Stranger: just looking for a good conversation if that's cool You: well, i have an interesting topic Stranger: shoot You: I got banned from the non-18 section of omegle for stating that I wanted to ejaculate inside a rainbow-colored pony You: how the hell did they find me? Stranger: lol Stranger: idk why I got banned either Stranger: it says it doesn't last forever You: what'd you get it for? Stranger: whenever you say or type keywords they have a way of coining them Stranger: no idea You: I guess you can't say cum Stranger: ha you cant say a lot of things You: but you can swear and spit all you want, Stranger: idk them specifically but yeah they have a system for finding them Stranger: pretty much You: ah well You: i'm off to go freak out some more honeys on here with that question Stranger: lol Stranger: or have the conversation of your life with me You: My life? You: That's a hefty statement, stranger Stranger: yeah You: What do you bring to the table, then? Stranger: everything Stranger: first of all where are you from You: US You: where else but amwhodicka Stranger: just to get a little background information before I decide I want to drop this information You: Interesting Stranger: are you religious? You: Well, yeah. But I get my kicks doing stuff like that Stranger: like what? You: The aformentioned questin ^ You: question* Stranger: ahh Stranger: age? You: I have a weird sense of humor, is all You: 18, or so Stranger: hmmm Stranger: its crazy I don't know if I need to say this to you then You: what exactly is it? Stranger: everything about your life You: Oh, really? Stranger: and life itself You: Is it like, mind-blowing, or are you trying to convert? Stranger: what are the questions we always ask? why are we here? what is our purpose? where did we come from? Stranger: I hate that word Stranger: certain people say to share other people say its not good to let others seek out this information You: We ask questions because intelligence is based on a pre-determined notion of what we consider knowledge to be, and something we always seek to be more of. We're here because (my beliefs here) we have a higher being that gives us life and places us in this physical dimension to test us, to train us for the coming days of war between his own creations. Stranger: hmmm Stranger: there definitely is a creater You: However, we can't define our entire existence by merely existing, but we can't place something so simple as 'purpose' onto our existence, our consciousness. It's too complex, too deep with our current supposed knowledge to truly understand, therefore we must persevere to reach that point Stranger: what if I told you everything in your life was a lie? You: I'd say what do you mean by the notion of lying? Stranger: its all put in place everything is connected You: Lying by throws of man's definition, or lying as in our existence itself being a ruse? Stranger: do you ever feel that like I have some sort of connection to everything but you just don't know You: like you* i'm assuming, but there is something there like that You: Indeed You: It's a bit hard to explain, though Stranger: first of all do you believe in extraterrestrial intelligence? You: I would have to say that it's definitely possible. I believe that ETI, however, would be completely separate from us, sort of like two petri dishes in a single laboratory, the scientist being our creator Stranger: you must truly free your mind if your gonna have this conversation Stranger: free it from all logic everything in your mind that has taught you rational You: Asking me to free my mind from logic is inherently impossible because our minds have been built to withhold rationality You: You ever notice when we see something we don't understand or something that doesn't feel natural, we gain an innate sense of fear? Stranger: first of all can you explain to me the existence of the great pyramids, stone henge, the mayan temples all of it how were they created by man? You: Well, that just took a nosedive in mysticism Stranger: all the emotion you derive comes from to fear and love every other single emotion you feel is branched off of those two emotions Stranger: im just saying it was rhetorical in my opinion no man in that time could create that You: It is very possible that man created those things You: In fact, we've mathematically proven its possibility Stranger: how? You: It's just a very daunting task that required a lot of labor and death Stranger: so your saying with wooden tools and metal and pully systems we constructed these objects? Stranger: first of all how long do you think humans have walked this earth? You: I'm not able to recall completely, but there was an article I read recently that displayed a wide array of inventions and technology from the times of the pyramids that could have made constructing them in the time period they did possible, just with a lot of manpower Stranger: what about stone henge You: And that question is built very much on faith and speculation Stranger: very much You: Well, if you're looking for a definitive answer, Stranger: to me the questions were rhetorical You: Oh. You: You assumed I wouldn't be able to give an answer? Stranger: no man could have built that obviously something helped or showed us how You: I beg to differ, but now i'm going to have to go back and find that article Stranger: you don't think its a possiblility something not from this planet helped in the construction of those You: There may be many things our minds cannot comprehend in this universe, but one of the few things we've mastered at least on the base level is mathematics, and they never lied Stranger: il tell you something they do lie Stranger: time and space is an allusion they do not exist Stranger: they only exist to give us perception You: Oh, well, if you want to go that route, reality itself doesn't exist Stranger: what is reality? Stranger: what is real? You: Everything we perceive to be real is determined through our own bodies, and constructs that the universe shares with its laws of reality, so there's no telling what we could actually be seeing, or feeling You: It's an abstract concept thought up by intelligence, and nothing more Stranger: if your talking about touch, taste, smell, hear, whatever the 5 senses then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by the brain and yes I quoted the fuckin matrix You: Indeed Stranger: im just saying ive dug deep into the rabbit hole very deep Stranger: what if I told you that humanity itself was just an experiment You: I'd ask you what proof do you have of that? Stranger: alot You: elaborate Stranger: its something that you have to elaborate on in many aspects Stranger: its all connected You: That's all fine and dandy, but it hasn't told me anything important Stranger: I believe that humans were not supposed to be of intelligence Stranger: we were not meant to speak or talk or have language Stranger: I believe we could communicate enough soulely off body language Stranger: we are animals are we not? You: We're classified as mammals by our own taxonomy terminology, yes. Stranger: doesn't matter were the same as every other creature on this earth You: How do you figure? Stranger: at one point every creature was not of intelligence Stranger: we were the same as a group of monkeys Stranger: I don't see monkeys communicating in language they communicate enough through body language and tones Stranger: science proves that there was a period of time when the makeup of the human brain was innovating and changing but it changed to fast in such a quick amount of time a time so fast the evolution and everything gets completely thrown out the window You: What time was this? I haven't heard of such a phenomenon Stranger: somewhere 10 to 15000 years ago Stranger: i believe that aliens came to this planet and made us intelligent Stranger: we are there experiment Stranger: there are many different types that come to this planet Stranger: some try to help others do not others don't help us at all Stranger: some came to help us find our creator which is there creator Stranger: why do you think such evils exist in this world? illuminati? free masons? Stranger: why is it that everyone in power are the only ones deserving to be of enlightenment Stranger: they even created race to see if we can accept differences Stranger: do i have your attention now? You: Well, you've had my attention, but i'm not seeing any true proof here. These beliefs are connected, but that is simply what you're stating, beliefs Stranger: im not gonna start putting out facts and dates and names and all of that its too much im just saying ive dug down the rabbit hole of facts and this is what ive discoverd Stranger: why have so many people claimed to have seen and encountered ufo? Stranger: are they all crazy? Stranger: granite there a hoaxes but surely not every single person who has claimed to see something flying in the sky that's unidentified is crazy Stranger: and surely not every unidentified flying object is weather ballons? or meteors? Stranger: what if i told you weve been wired since birth to accept our 5 senses and there are more senses we have they you aren't even aware of Stranger: why do you think ufos can travel so fast and disappear at will You: I was good on this convo up until you dropped the bomb, and i'm just not taking it without proof man. It doesn't help my head's clouded up by this cold Stranger: these aliens known as reptillians walk this earth everyday Stranger: your mind will make them be seen as whatever you project them to be a ghost spirit something Stranger: don't worry man il send you links Stranger: still not fuckin with it? You: I'm understanding what you're implying, but again, you're not giving me anything to connect this with any truths Stranger: alright i guess all i could do at this point is give you links Stranger: go watch david icke the lion no longer sleeps Stranger: and new paradigm 2012 Stranger: aight? You: i guess, sure Stranger: im serious man Stranger: my eyes are open Stranger: my mind is free Stranger: you were born an original man don't die copy like everyone else You: So let me ask you something You: Knowing this truth, this disrevocation of the supposed veil from your mind. What's different? What do you do with this knowledge? You: What's your daily routine? Stranger: i like to say am i because before i knew myself as you i had no fears i is who you are and you is the image you project of yourself Stranger: well obviously they are so damn good at this control system its very hard to remove yourself from it Stranger: i mean everything man everything nothing is good the food you eat with the chemicals in it constantly cus you to be the same the pharmacys have no interest in your health whatsoever Stranger: my dream is to move away from all of this Stranger: i want to live in a jungle or somewhere have my own house and grow and eat vegetables and fruits i make Stranger: you must love nature Stranger: and then just live my life everyday You: There's the answer I was looking for You: Okay, you have this truth within you, you know it know You: But you still live your life. Stranger: and if you think im crazy then they won that's exactly what they want you to think You: The same as every tom, dick and harry on the planet, just with a differe-- You: well that's just a cop out Stranger: what im doing? You: I don't even know You: Like, starting You: Starting from this You: i like to say am i because before i knew myself as you i had no fears i is who you are and you is the image you project of yourself Stranger: i mean i could go david icke and try to preach this to everyone like its the bible Stranger: i am i before i knew myself as you Stranger: you have this name given to you and you project this image of who you are and what your suppose to live that name out to be but that's not you, you don't even know yourself you love all of these things and materials that's not me that was all induced on me You: So, how can your ideas be real if your eyes aren't real? Stranger: idk man my advice is take this as a grain of salt if you want to dig down the rabbit hole go for it You: Interesting Stranger: most interesting conversation of your life? You: I still have more questions, let me get my bearings Stranger: shoot Stranger: my advice man if you do dig down this rabbit hole don't let it control you don't let it create paranoia and don't tell others just be aware if others want to know or ask then by all means tell them but don't try to convert people Stranger: they don't like that, they do like that you have a thirst for knowledge just like them You: Did it feel weird when you entered Agent Smith's body? Stranger: aha you makin fun of me? You: Let's say this: You: Since you've quoted the matrix, i've been streaming this conversation with a few of my writing buddies, and they've been asking you these wierd questions Stranger: and? You: I'm genuinely interested in what you're saying, we just have an audience Stranger: ahhhhhhh You: but i'm serious Stranger: about? You: In another reality, you're Neo, because the aliens told me Stranger: lol Stranger: ha im serious about your audience tell them all to sit down and watch david icke the lion sleeps no more Stranger: its on youtube You: well You: let me ask you this Stranger: ? You: Alright, ready? Stranger: been ready You: Do you want to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Stranger: alright Stranger: ha good thing you took it as a grain of sand You: Sorry, that was one of my drunk buddies You: Another one has a legitimate question Stranger: i bet lets hear Stranger: ? You: If he is so certain that his perception of reality is simply a tool used by the Aliens to control him, how does he know that his perception of the perception of reality is not the real tool Stranger: through experiences and facts Stranger: this man isn't crazy man he goes around the world touring sold out shows speaking on the experiences in his life that has led him to this point and he explains everything to people You: How can you prove that what you know isn't a lie? Stranger: dude just go watch his video i swear this is an ex pro football player/ tv announcer on primetime/ green party politician Stranger: ? You: They're brainstorming, one sec Stranger: yall can try to ridicule me all you want You: They're trying to poke holes, is all You: except for the drunk buddy You: he's just drunk You: alright, well, uuh, bye You have disconnected.