Title: Small Packages Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Uu9eBGNg First Edit: Monday 8th of June 2015 11:38:14 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 8th of June 2015 11:38:14 PM CDT >Dash swears she can do anything an Earth pony can >she ends up screaming into a cloud as you thrust into her anal passage, mercilessly splitting her in two >AJ has enough and pulls her off and away, disgusted at her performance >make fierce, feral love to farmpone, filling her holes and pulling her mane and tail as much as you both like >a bruised, sore, sobbing Dash can only watch >but she keeps coming back for more   >Be Rainbow Dash >Vision is blurry with tears as AJ and Anon are having sex right in front of me >AJ had a grin on her face when it first started, looking right at me. >Her wide hips and big butt swallowing Anon's cock >That's when I started crying and holding my tail >She didn't grin for long, Anon started pounding into her like he did to me >I thought for sure AJ would feel like I did >But.... >She not only took it, she pushed back with her legs really hard and pinned Anon to the wall >They're still having sex, the floor is soaked with AJ's marejuice >My special place still hurts >My eyes are a lot wetter than down there... >I didn't know sex was painful >AJ must have known I never did it before >She practically pulled me off Anon's cock and said she'd 'breed him like the real stud he is' >I'm Rainbow Dash though, I'm supposed to be the best! >Not...not some-- >AJ moaned super loud and Anon pulled her hair >She's finishing >Again >Anon's muscles are flexing and tensing >He must be doing whatever it is men do when they finish >I sniff and look away >When Anon starts calling AJ unbelievable I can't take it and fly home >I've never felt so embarrassed before! >I wanted to hide under my bed and cry >That's exactly what I did too... >All night >Even skipped work the next day >My...thing hurt too much >But despite everything, as I laid there in bed, curled up in a ball, holding my tail to my chest >There was a little voice in my head that was begging for another chance   >It took about a week for me to get the courage to go back to Anon's place >When he saw me, he was surprised >Started to apologize for what he thought he did wrong but I stomped my hoof in the dirt >That shut him up fast. "I want you to have sex with me again." >"Wait...what?" "I said, I want you to have sex with me again!" >I looked at him with determination and, well, I won't lie, a little fear >He was confused >Why were humans so weird about this? >Last time I told him to rut me he acted the same way >Like it was some kind of issue to mate a little >"Dash I...I mean, I've been seeing Applejack almost every day now. I don't know how much she'd like it if--" >Oh that made me mad. >My wings had me at his eye level before he could finish "I don't care! Applejack and you aren't special someponies, are you?" >"Well...no, she comes over and sometimes doesn't even ask. I swear Rarity is going to flip a shit when she sees how many pants AJ has ripped--" "So then it's not special someponies! You can still have sex with me!" >"But...Rainbow listen, I think your....well...you might be a little too small for me." >Oh that's it >I dove at him, I was so angry! >He was on his back and he lost another pair of pants >His penis was all floppy, so I started rubbing it with my hooves all roughly >He grabbed my legs and told me to stop >When I was about to shout at him, he said he'd let me do him just to quit smacking his dick with my hooves >I thought humans liked that? >They're always saying 'no hooves' all mad when there aren't any >Anon is rubbing his penis a little slower and looking at me a little annoyed >Whatever, he'll be happy in a minute >I'm going to show him who's the best sex crazy mare in equestria!   >I don't remember when I started crying, but Anon pulled out before he finished >My back legs and my butt hurt a lot and my special place was burning and felts like it was bleeding >Anon was petting my mane and assuring me it wasn't >That its not a big deal and I needed to stop being so self conscious >Least his touches felt nice >Not like last time when Applejack shoved me into the corner and did...that stuff >How could she be so good as sex and it hurts me so much? >"It's how she's shaped, big butt, wide hips, and she's really fucking kinky." >Oh no I said that out loud... >I pulled Anon closer and practically waaah-ed I was so upset. >He carried me to the living room and when I finished sobbing, brought me ice cream and said to relax a little "Can we try tomorrow...?" >I said with a big spoonful of vanilla fudge swirl in my mouth >"I don't think that's a good idea. You've only got hurt when we tried...you're too tight down there." >He patted my head and it felt too nice to get angry at him. >"Besides, I like my mares with a little.....bigger rear than yours." >What? >Why would anyone like a big butt, it slows you down!? "That doesn't make sense! So that means you like Twilight or Pinkie over me!?" >"Not...all of them but their butts are a lot bigger. Just how I am, Dash. I'm sure a lot of pegasus like a cute little butt like yours." >Cute? >Little? "Anon!!! My butt is great! It's athletic and toned and everything!" >"It's just not for me. What's the big deal about that?" "Because I'm Rainbow Dash! You should be begging ME to sleep with you, not the other way around!!" >He giggled and that only made me angrier >I dumped the ice cream on his head and flew out of there! >Right as AJ was walking in too! >I flew back so I could hear her yell at him for being all sticky >Right in the window I waited to hear her reject him and-- >"Boy Howdy, Anon....you sure got yourself in a mess.....lemme clean that up fer ya!!" >Dammit! >Fly away. >Don't watch...   >I watched. >AJ licking the ice cream off Anon, them making out. >Anon licking AJ...down there... >It made my special place begin to quiver and leak a little. >I started stomping my back leg on the ground when AJ turned around and jumped on Anon's cock. >That's when I couldn't take it anymore and flew away. >When i got to my cloud house I... >I was upset but... >My lips...back there...were all tingly and leaky >I had to rub them with my hoof >It felt like I had an itch that wouldn't go away so I kept rubbing and rubbing and >Oh >Oh wow >That felt awesome! >Like I just sonic rainboomed inbetween my legs! >Is that why AJ keeps going back to Anon? >Is that what sex is supposed to feel like?? >If that felt good why did it hurt when Anon did it to me? >Is my butt really that small it can't handle? >Ugh, I had to do something! >Tomorrow, tomorrow I'll figure it out! >Maybe...maybe Twilight knows. >She has a big butt and I'm always making fun of how it wiggles and jiggles when she walks. >I bet she can take handle cocks! >If not she has a book! >There's always a book!   >Once I moved all the clouds the next day, I went right to the library >The one in the castle now, shut up! >Twilight was doing egghead stuff like she always was doing "Hey Twilight!" >I yelled so loud she jumped and nearly flew into a wall. >She'll never learn to fly right. >"Oh...hey Rainbow, whats wrong, you look a little--" "Yea yea, no time for that. I need to know how to get a big butt like yours!" >Twilight froze with her mouth wide open >Why was she so shocked? >Did she not realize-- >"Wait....my butt isn't big!" >Oh come on... "Twilight, you eat like 10 hayburgers a week and never exercise, of course it is!" >She turned really read and huffed. "Anyhow, I realized my butt is a little too tiny cause all the fast flying and crazy stuff I do! I need a little more...ya know, cushion back there....hello, Twilight?? You listening?" >Twilight was trying to turn her head and stand in front of a mirror to see her butt >Ugh, really? >Why is there a mirror in a library anyhow? >"It's....it's not that big is it? I mean...it got a little more...full when I became a Princess and....Rainbow!" >I flew next to her and put my butt beside hers so she could see how massive those two purple globes were >I didn't have time to play butt therapist! "See? You could fit three of mine in yours!" >Twilight looked like she was going to faint "So do you know a spell to make mine get a little rounder maybe? Anon seems to like that!" >"Anon...that's why?? Wait he likes big butts?" "A duh, him and AJ have been doing sex all over the place for a week now and I want to too but he hurts me cause I'm too small back----hey Twilight get back here!!" >Twilight flew away >Dangit! >MIght as well follow her!   >I shouldn't have followed her >She flew to Anon's >I dunno what they talked about but Anon pinched her on her cutie mark and next thing I knew they were doing sex everywhere!! >Twilight even moaned something I had to look up in a dictionary later! >But it was just like AJ >Well except Anon did most of the work this time >Twilight got her butt slapped and kneaded like bread >And I watched >And felt my special place begin to tingle again >I ended up back in my house and touching myself when Twilight flared her wings and her magic went everywhere >I imagined myself in Twilight's horseshoes and it felt even better >Anon's big handthings slapping my cutie mark and telling me I was his princess >My hoof is all wet when I was done >Is this what I'm reduced to? >Watching other ponies have sex with Anon and touching myself? >This isn't fair >I should be having all the sex I want! >I remember when I won the flight tournament at Cloudsdale and the Wonderbolts were a little touchy >......I remember chickening out and saying I had a coltfriend too..... >Its not what you think, I didn't want to be bad at sex! >Imagine if the Wonderbolts thought I was bad at sex, they'd never let me in! >But if having a big butt is what you need to do then they already knew! >Even Spitfire had a really nice butt now that I think about it.... >I bet she's having sex every night! >While I sit in my cloud house imagining myself as Twilight of all mares! >Princess or not, she's like egghead lame-o-tron! >This stops tomorrow! >I'll tell Anon what I think of his sex times and then go find a colt and rock his world! >Yea! >That's what's going to happen!   >So tomorrow I flew to Anon's and banged on his door. >I was so ready to tell him he'll never get to have sex with me again and he missed his chance with the most awesome Pegasus the world has ever seen! >Too bad Twilight answered. >Her mane was all messy and she was walking funny. >Like her back legs were all spread apart and stuff. >"Oh....hi Rainbow! I need to...go tot he castle and get some books!" >She pushed me out of the way and ran off. >Stupid princess forgot she could fly. >Again. >"Hey Dash." >Oh it was Anon now. >He was wearing nothing but boxers >My eyes went right to the little slit in the front >Arg, focus Dash, tell him what you came here to tell him! "Hey...Anon I just wanted you to know that you and I will never have sex!" >He shrugged >"I'm glad you're over that. You're a good girl you shouldn't try to be like AJ and....I guess Twilight too." >Wait he's not mad? >He's HAPPY?! >He's happy he can't have me ever again and-- >"This isn't you. I knew it the minute we were cuddling. You're a one guy kind of girl and stuff. Don't be something you're not. I bet the right stallion is out there for you and--" "SHUT UP!!!" >Anon listened but he looked a little surprised "Don't tell me what I want! Why does AJ and Twilight get to have all the sex whenever they want but I cant?!" >"We....we talked about this. You're really tight and stuff down there and--" "But its not fair! You even think I'm all no sex....mare and....prune!" >"What?" "Ya know, prunes!" >"Oh you mean prude....no Dash, that's not what I mean." "Then what do you mean!?" >I felt my eyes tearing up. >Again. >What was it about this human that turned me into such a mess!?   >"I mean nobody who cuddles like that can have sex with just anyone. You want someone to be nice to you first. I don't know who convinced you to come here and fuck me and I feel bad I didn't tell you no from the beginning. But enough. Don't worry about AJ and Twilight. Worry about what you want!" "But...I want you!" >I felt the tears run down my cheeks and I sniffed >This was worse than when Tank went to sleep >Anon scratched the back of his head and sighed. >"Come inside. We'll talk about it in private, k?" >I nodded and rubbed my hoof under my eyes. >He lead me to his couch and sat down. >I sat next to him and laid my head on his lap. >He scratched behind my ears a little. >It felt like heaven~ >"Now what's really bothering you?" >I curled up a little, hugging his leg "I....like watching you." >"What?" "I like watching you have sex with AJ and Twilight! It made my special place all wet and next thing I knew I touched it and...and everything was awesome for a minute or two! I wanna feel that again but not from sneaking up to your window!" >Anon raised his eyebrow a little >"You've been watching?" >I snorted and looked up at him angrily "That's not important, Anon, keep your eye on the ball! I want to feel what they feel!" >"So...can't you get like a toy or a cucumber or..." "No!" >I glared harder and he sighed again. >"Dash, I'm not going to hurt you." >I started to say something but he kept going. >"But...I mean if you wanna feel that way I can do it without my penis." >I blinked >My wings even opened slightly "You....can?" >"Yea I mean, there are other ways to make you feel....like that." >I sat up in a hurry and got really close to his face "How!?"   >"I could use my fingers...or my mouth or...hey!" >I pulled him off the couch onto the floor >Then I turned around and lifted my tail >"What the hell, Dash?" "Show me right now!" >I looked away so he didn't see me bracing myself. >I was a little scared. >Everytime we did stuff it hurt so I didn't knoooooohhhhhhh "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what are you daaahhhhhhh ooing?" >"Rubbing your clit with my finger, Dash." "Whaaaat's that?" >"Your clit? That little thing that moves when you....yea like that." >I never knew that tensing thing was something so...nice. >I closed my eyes and felt my forelegs wobble and give out >Next thing I knew I was face down on his rug, panting. >My back legs and my butt kept tensing and pushing up >"How's that?" "Moooooore...." >"Alright alright..." >I sucked in a deep breath and felt my whole backside shiver as something warm and wet slipped into me >It must have been his finger, cause if it was the other thing I'd be crying again >No, this felt too good >It made what I did at home seem like nothing! >How was he so good back there, he's not even a pony!!? >"Try to stay still now, I"m going to lick you." >Lick? >Me? >The sensations stopped, and I felt Anon take my butt and squeeze it. >Oooooh!~ >No wonder Twilight liked that so much. >Anon's hands felt huge on my...little bum >But he stopped touching me in the really nice place >I wish he'd get back to it. >Why would licking be better? >It's just his TAHHHH!!! >AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! >... >.... >My legs feel wet....   >"Sheesh Dash, next time give me a warning." >I didn't know what I was supposed to be warning him about. >One second I feel something really warm and wet touch my little nub >The next I moaned really loud and my whole body was shaking. >Plus my butt and my legs were all wet. >I nearly fell forward but Anon grabbed my hips before I could. >"Think you got what you wanted?" >I shook my head slowly and tried to catch my breath >Anon was rubbing my back and my wings >"Maybe next time you can last a little longer." "I...'m.....used to doing things....fast...heh..." >I felt my face get hot >It's true, my whole life has been about fast! >So even I....did whatever that was fast! >"It's alright." >Anon started scratching right between where my wings meet my back and I swear the little nub started twitching again >I even felt my tail begin to lift again >"You...want more? Already?" >I swallowed hard and rubbed my forehead. >Did I? >Is that what that meant? "I....don't...really know, heh heh" Anon laughed. "Shut up! I'm new at this!" >"I can see that." >He kept laughing and I pushed him off me and huffed. >"So, you good now?" "No! You did stuff with AJ a bunch! And Twilight was here for the whole night! I should get more!" >"Uh-huh. So you want your fair share?" "Yea!" >Anon smirked and stood up. >I always forget how tall he is. >"Well, then you better ask Twilight or AJ what a blowjob is. Cause if you want me to keep doing that to you, you need to reciprocate." >I raised my forehoof to say something but.... >What the heck is a.. >Nevermind! "Fine, I'll find out then you can do whatever it is you did to me and I'll blowdry you, ok?" >"Yea I got it."   >I left Anon's place and had to figure out who to ask about blowdrying. >AJ probably knew but Twilight might have a book on it. >So Twilight is better, AJ might not explain it without using apples >Fly over to Twilight's >She's laying in her bed, reading something. >Must be really difficult book because she's breathing harder than I do after my morning routines. "Twilight!" >I yell and she freaks out and throws the book under the bed. >Eggheads are so weird. >"R-r-rainbow Dash!? What are you doing here!?" >For starts, I need to laugh at how redfaced she is. >Once I finished doing that, I told her what happened. >"So...Anon wants you to help him...wait one more time?" "I think he said blow drying. Must be something with his clothes maybe?" >"Oh...hmm, I think he's saying he wants you to help around the house!" >Oh, that makes sense. >Anon's place is a little messy. "So...he wants me to clean? In exchange for him kissing me places?" >"I think so. I have a few books on housecleaning you can pick from..in fact there's one in my private collect he might like a lot!" >Twilight wandered over to her closet and pulled out a box with some books. >Lots of pictures of stallions on the cover with long manes. >Weird. >"This is the one!" "Thanks egghead!" >I snatch up the book and fly home. >By the time I'm done reading its pretty late. >I went right to sleep, I'd have to be up early tomorrow! >Wait till Anon sees how clean I make his house!   >Right after morning flying routines and weather stuff I flew right to Anon's place. >I banged on the door, yelling for him to let me come inside. >I dunno why he laughs when I say that but I could hear it from the other side of the room. >When he answers the door though, he stops laughing. >"Rainbow Dash....the fuck are you--?" "What does it look like I'm doing, I talked to Twilight and she gave me a book about cleaning houses so, here I am!" >"Is that why you're dressed like...umm..." "Well duh, I had to look the part! Do you like my hat?" >"Yea its....something. What book did you read exactly?" "Umm, Think it was called Excellent Fantasies: Prance Edition." >He groaned and said he was going to kill Twilight. >"Well....come inside, I guess?" >I trotted in, walking a little funny with this skirt. >It felt weird, not like the dresses Rarity makes. >Little too tight. >And black and white really didn't go with my colors....or so Rarity would say, what do I know about that stuff, right? "Where do you need me to start?" >"...start what?" "Anon, you take a slow pill this morning? Cleaning!" >I shook my feather duster with my wing to prove my point. >He must not have thought I'd listen to him. >"I guess....in the living room? I'm going to make breakfast." "OK!"   >Anon was making toast or something while I cleaned up. >That book didn't really explain how to clean all that well. >When things get dirty in my cloud house I stick them in the cloud and they come out clean. >Maybe if I bring a rain cloud in here I might-- >The front door opens and as I turn around, I hear laughter. >"Well boy howdy, and here I thought mah brother was full-a hay!" >Applejack!? "What are you doing here?" >"What, I can't visit mah favorite human? Sides I heard the great Rainbow Dash was playing Prance Maid and I had to see for mahself!" >I swallow hard and try to force my cheeks from reddening anymore. "What's it to you? Anon said he's use his mouth on me more so long as I blowdryed him! Maybe if you cleaned up around here more he'd use his mouth on you too!" >AJ tilted her head so far to the side her hat nearly fell off. >"Pardon..?" >I groaned and put my featherduster down. "Anon said that--" >"No no, gotcha there. What was that about blow...drying? You sure that's what he said?" >I looked to the ceiling for a second and tried to remember. >Was it blow drying? Or maybe..? "I don't remember, I was a little...umm...busy! But I remember he said something about blowing and-- >"Ooooooh!!! Sugarcube you are simply the cutest thing!" "I'm not cute!" >My maid hat picked right then to slip in front of my face. >AJ giggled and I took it off. >"Here, Dashie, you follow me. Anon!" >Anon poked his head out of the kitchen, half eaten toast in his mouth. >"Sittdown, partner, Dash needs another lesson. And them pants? Lose em." >I went wide eyed as Anon pulled his pants down and AJ put his thing in her mouth.   >Once again I had to sit there and watch >It was double-embarrassing because I was in this maid outfit and Anon wasn't even paying attention to the cleaning I did! >AJ backed him into a chair and kept....doing something with her mouth >Anon grabbed her mane and even forced her head down harder! >I wanted a closer look but I felt I was having a hard time seeing. >Some...dust in my eyes from before! >Anon couldn't notice because he was too busy moaning >Applejack's name >I sniffed and finally hid behind my wings. >Dammit... >AJ Mmmmm-ed and Anon groaned and I tried not to outright cry. >Why did this keep happening!? >He should have been so impressed by my outfit and my...I dunno, whatever! >Anon started gasping and telling AJ to stop >I looked up, feeling a small smile creep on my lips >Did she make a mistake? >Maybe she's not as good as she seems? >But when I looked, AJ was swallowing and Anon looked like he just won the canterlot lottery. >She lifted her head up, her face flushed and her eyes lidded. >With a grin she wiped her mouth with her hoof >"That's how you 'blowdry' someone, sugarcube." >I bolted from Anon's house and flew back home. >But not before throwing that stupid book through Twilight's window >What a disaster! >I stripped out of this dumb outfit and jumped in bed. >Tomorrow...tomorrow I'm going to blowdry Anon! >Better than AJ ever could!   >I found a cucumber in my fridge and I practiced on it >All day long just putting it in and out of my mouth >I gagged a few times but I think I got the hang of it! >So the next day I flew right to Anon's house and banged on the door again. >The door opened and... >"Well howdy, sugarcube!" "Applejack?!" >"Fancy seeing you this early." >She yawned and messed with her hat. >Her mane was all unkempt underneath it >"...Ah had a late night myself, gonna head back to the farm and catch a few more Zs before Ah start the day." >AJ walked by and I felt anger bubbling in my chest. >Why does she get to sleep over!? >"Later, Dashie. Ah wore Anon out mighty good so he might not be up to entertaining ya'll today. "Whatever, you'll see!" >I slammed Anon's door and went to his room. >He was still asleep, the blanket barely on his body and... >He was naked under there! >Wait this is good! >I'll surprise him with a blowdry while he sleeps! >I hopped on his bed and wiggled under the covers so my butt was facing his head >Maybe if I did a good enough job he'd lick me there again! >Mmmm, he's really warm... >I kinda wanna lay against him for awhile and-- >No no, Dash, focus! >Gotta do this for him! >Using just my mouth, I took his floppy thing in my mouth and started to bob my head up and down   >Mmm this is nice >It got harder and I started moving my head faster and faster >This has to be working, right? >"uuu...hhh?" >Yes! He's waking up! >Keep at it, Rainbow Dash, you'll show him who's better at-- >"....Dash? What the heck are you doing?" >I swallowed and Anon yelped >He pulled himself up and popped out of my mouth "Hey! Anon, come on, I was blowdrying you!" >"You...what? Is that...you thought you were giving me a blowjob?" "Duh! Why else would I be--" >"Dash. You don't use your teeth for a blowjob!" "I wasn't! Come on, Anon, let me do it!" >I flapped my wings and had my head above his thing. >It was all shiny from my spit and it made me get a little moist...back there, ya know? >I put it back in my mouth and took a long slurp >Then I moved my lips up and down, just like I saw AJ doing. >When I looked up, Anon had a tired face on and didn't seem like he liked it much. >I had to do better! >So I put more of it in my mouth and-- >Ack! >Too far! >I gagged and coughed, pulling him out of my mouth. >Anon sighed and shook his head. >"Dash, really, you don't have to--" "NO! I can do this!" >"You really don't--" >I put my mouth back on him and sucked harder than ever. >He yelped in pain again and pushed me off.   "Sorry!" >"Dash, seriously. Slow down and easy with the teeth!" "I'm trying! I saw AJ do it and I thought maybe I could do it better if I was faster than her!" >"AJ does more than just bob her head, Dash. She's....she's really good at it." >I felt my lips curl into a frown and Anon must have noticed. >"She has more experience, thats all." >That didn't make me feel better. >"You can...try one more time just--" "Right right, no teeth and slowly." >Anon nodded and I turned back to his cock. >It had gotten soft so I did what he said. >Slowly put my mouth around it. >Up and down. >It got hard in my mouth and I had to really force myself not to go faster. >I couldn't help it, it made me excited that I was doing something right! >Up and down, up and down. >My jaw began to hurt a little so I lifted my head up and licked at his head a little. >When I opened my eyes to look at him, Anon looked bored. >Come on, I thought I had this!!! >Maybe if I...i got it! >I swatted his butt with my hoof. >Yea, just like he did to me and AJ and even Twilight! >I looked up all excited and Anon sighed and shook his head. >"Dash, it's ok." >I felt my eyes begin to sting a little. >"Come here, gimme a hug." >I sniffed and walked up to Anon on the bed and he pulled me into a hug. >His arms were nice and strong and it made me feel less terrible. >"You're a better cuddler than AJ is, by far." "Really?" >"Mhm" >He petted my mane and scratched between my wings. >I closed my eyes and nuzzled his chest. >"You're a good pony, Dash." >I nodded and sniffled again. >Take that, AJ. >I'm the best cuddler!   >After that, I wasn't worried about doing sex with Anon so much. >He still had visits from AJ and Twilight but at night I would come over and we'd cuddle. >I'd snuggle him, I'd give him wing hugs and he'd boop me on the nose and tell me I'm a good pony. >Before I knew it, Twilight stopped visiting, then AJ too >It was just me. >Anon never asked about sex either, but sometimes he'd grab my butt or rub me down there if we were cuddling for a long time. >It was really nice~ >We started doing other things together, like normal stuff. >We saw a movie one time, another time we grabbed lunch. >We spent so much time together I moved my cloud house above his! >It's pretty awesome that it can do that, ya know? >Then one night, we were cuddling together and...before I knew it... >We were kissing and...then he...and I >And it didn't hurt! >In fact we...did it more than once. >And then again in the morning. >And in the kitchen >Who knew sex was so awesome! >No wonder AJ kept visiting before! >Maybe I'm better than her now! >See, I told you anything an earth pony can do, a pegasus can do better! >We just take our time about it!