Title: Silver's Demise Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Czvaqk25 First Edit: Friday 5th of July 2013 01:16:10 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 5th of July 2013 01:16:10 AM CDT Chronicled for future reference: The death of Silver Tongue. May he ever rest in peace.   Context: Silver Tongue is in the clinic after getting fucked up pretty bad in a fight.   [23:52]  * FeatherDuster whispers under his breath, " Go ahead and die. This world has no room for weaklings. " he gets up and leaves, heading to the inn. [23:52] !roll 1d20+3 to fully stabilize Silver [23:52] (19) + 3 == 22 [23:52] == FeatherDuster [webchat@cpe-70-124-84-230.austin.res.rr.com] has quit [Quit: Web client closed] [23:52] "Look I think its best if we leave... We can go to your house and talk more if you want." [23:52] (Did Silver swallow what he put in his mouth?) [23:52] hell yeah [23:52] !roll d20 to see if I heard FD [23:52] 19 == 19 [23:52] maybe tomorrow [23:52] "We should give him time to rest " [23:52] !roll 1d6 [23:52] 2 == 2 [23:52] == Drew_ [webchat@m9e0436d0.tmodns.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed] [23:52]  * Silver_Tongue slowly awakens clutching his head [23:52] (im holding his mouth) [23:52] == Bob_ [webchat@174-31-231-108.tukw.qwest.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed] [23:53] "Owwwwwwwww" [23:53]  * Cherenkov_Light starts to leave as well [23:53] == Arrant_Hold [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds] [23:53] (No seriously) [23:53] (Why the fuck is recon doing anything) [23:53] "Silver your gonna be alright" [23:53] (I thought the fuckers was an architect) [23:53] "Where am I?" [23:53] == Cherenkov_Light [~quassel@c-68-58-53-170.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has left #FourCannon-clinic [] [23:53] [still waiting...] [23:53] "You got the shit beaten out of you" [23:53] (Im helping nova fucks) [23:53] "The Clinic, Silver. Now lay down." He applies the bed's restraints to Silver. [23:53] "Why?" [23:53]  * CompoundLift goes to help the others leaving bob to work [23:53] (>not qualified) [23:53] "Who's Silver?" [23:54] [based amnesia] [23:54] "Well shit..." [23:54]  * Recon_ looks at Liven [23:54] [pls be terminal] [23:54] (I swear to god if he pulls the fuckign amnesia card...) [23:54] "Why's it feel like I got kicked really fucking hard in the head?" [23:54] "Because your old self did" [23:54] [the ride never ends.jpg] [23:54] "Because you did. Now everyone get out, medical personel only." [23:54] [A fucking amnesia card? WHAT THE FU-] [23:54] "Old self?" [23:54] "I'm not leaving" [23:54] "Look buddy your gonna be fine" [23:55] "You mean me? Heh was just fuckin with ya" [23:55] "Seriously though who kicked me?" [23:55] "I did." [23:55] "Why?" [23:55] "Silver stop fucking with us you were coughing blood" [23:55] "Because I tried to kill you and failed." [23:56] "Oh shit I was?" [23:56] !roll d20 to shuffle the others out of the clinic [23:56] 8 == 8 [23:56] "Liven what can i do to help you now?" [23:56] (no serious, why is recon even helping) [23:56]  * Silver_Tongue coughs up a small amount of blood and mucous "shit. Wait what? Liven.... You what?" [23:56] "Leave. No one but medical personal on the premisis, visiting hours are over." [23:56] [and waiting for a little bit more...] [23:56] (because im a good person No fucks) [23:56] !roll d20 punch Liven Up [23:56] 17 == 17 [23:56] "i cant get them to leave" [23:57] !roll d4 [23:57] 1 == 1 [23:57] (HAS AMNESIA, REMEMBERS NAMES) [23:57] (penny what) [23:57] (EDGINESS OVERLOAD! MELTDOWN IMMINENT!) [23:57] "You tried to kill me?" [23:57] (penny what are you doing) [23:57] [^ to greenhoof] [23:57] "Yes." [23:57] (I say we lynch the jew slut now" [23:57] [he wants to murder. we need to put him down] [23:57] ( I feel that word has lost it's meaning) [23:58]  * Recon_ double hits penny [23:58] (Just ignore penny I guess) [23:58] "Why?" [23:58] !roll d20 to kick pretty penny before she makes contact [23:58] 10 == 10 [23:58] (welp) [23:58] [and...time to leave the town's square...] [23:58] !roll 2d20 for hit [23:58] 6, 8 == 14 [23:58]  * Liven_Up relocates his jaw. "Because you created a threat to the town securituy and unity, and had to be stopped." [23:58] (guys stop fighting, this is retarded) [23:58] "Wait I did wha..." [23:59] (just be out of the clinic) [23:59] (Yeah I am) [23:59] !roll d4 [23:59] 2 == 2 [23:59]  * Silver_Tongue sits there as he remembers the past few hours" [23:59] [implying the town isn't retarded] [23:59] [People have been saying my name wrong so many times i thought he was talking about me] [23:59] (>implying your opinion matters) [23:59]  * Liven_Up interupts him and puts the bowl near his face. "But they want me to save you. Drink this." [23:59] (OH SHIT) [23:59] "Huh, you guys still cheated, was like 5 on one there" [23:59] (buuuuurn nova) [00:00] (that wasn't nice at all) [00:00] "I need medical treatment." 5hp [00:00]  * Silver_Tongue smells it before drinking it and handing the bowl back [00:00]  * Recon_ walks to to the door g"Liven..." Recon stops himself before heading out [00:00] "Seriously uncool, can't even have a proper duel any more" [00:00]  * Liven_Up puts the bowl down. "Now rest." [00:01] (Penny is a fucking dumbass player, "wanting a casino and bank" Lets just lynch the jew alreayd) [00:01]  * CompoundLift gives penny first aid [00:01] [fuck with her, fuck with me] [00:01] (wow nova that's so rude) [00:01] (Hivemind shut your fucking mouth) [00:02] (woah, thx guys) [00:02] (No she/he is seriously not contributing) [00:02] (Why does everyone hate Penny? She's not THAT bad) [00:02] (Twibrite shut the fuck up too) [00:02] "I don't think I can sleep Ivan, I gotta think" [00:02] == Bob [webchat@174-31-231-108.tukw.qwest.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [00:02] [FUCKING INTERNET] [00:03]  * Liven_Up tightens Silver's restraints. "Well you'll have... plenty of time to do that here." [00:03] [Update?] [00:03] [Liven is treaqting silver against everyone's wishes] [00:03] [Yay!] [00:03] "Really Ivan? Your gonna restrain me? Haven't you learned from the sword episode? Restraining don't work on me" [00:03] [I'm not leaving Tide's side even though he told everyone to fuck off] [00:03]  * Bob rushes to help "Anything more I can do Ivan?" [00:04] "If you try to escape, I'll kill you, simple as that." [00:04] "I can always drug him again!" [00:04] "Then you'll be killed Ivan" [00:05] "No, that won't be-" He thinks. "No, wait. Bob, undo his restraints. He's been treated, and I'm not a mental health doc. He's free to go." [00:05] "You know what? Fuck this I am leaving now. You guys wasted an oppertunnity to fix him" [00:05]  * Nova_FLux[FU] leaves Clinic and spots Able going home [00:05] "She mad. *goofy face* [00:05]  * Bob hesitantly undoes Silver's restraints [00:05]  * CompoundLift finishes first aid on penny " your not doing to die but that'l take tome to heal" [00:06] "Know what I'll stay, I want to talk Ivan, just you and me" [00:06]  * Nova_FLux[FU] shoves penny to the floor on the way out [00:06]  * Honey_Rose repeats herself again "I am not leaving" [00:06] "Fucker, I'm not leaving the Clinic!" [00:06] "I didn't know you knew first aid Ms. Lift." *sits on cot impressed* [00:07] "Nova's pissed great" [00:07] "We'll Ivan?" [00:07] " yep, i worked in a hospital" [00:07] (I thought everyone was told to leave except the medical personel and ivan) [00:07] (err, silver) [00:08] "You're free to go." [00:08] [we can't lurk?] [00:08] (Yeah, you can, but not in the clinic iirc) [00:08] "No you obviously want to say something, so say it to me, in here and waiting to hear it" [00:08] (like, IC in the clinic) [00:09]  * Liven_Up sits down and starts updating medical records. "No, I've already said what I need to say." [00:09] [that's what i'm doing, i'm lurking but not IC] [00:09] "No liven you haven't, you've threatend to kill me, and that's it, why though?" [00:09] "anyone else need first aid?" [00:10]  * Honey_Rose yawns and puts her head down next to Tide again, not caring much about Silver at this point [00:10] [Damn Honey, take a hint :P] [00:10] "I could use a little more patching up Compound (2hp) [00:10] [fug u bob] [00:11]  * CompoundLift moves to silver to do what i can [00:11] "I already told you. You threated town securit and unity despite the wishes of the majority." [00:11] (Bob just magic her out and lock the door) [00:11] !roll 1d3 [00:11] 2 == 2 [00:11] "Because the majority isn't always right Liven, that's peer pressure then" [00:12] [hey fuck you I already made my stance clear] [00:12] "Thank you Compound" [00:12] "Rigth or wrong, majority should always rule." [00:12] (Was just a suggestion) [00:12] [I know silver, hue] [00:13]  * CompoundLift looks at liven with a weird expression [00:13] (Well, I am going to be semi afk because I need to do other stuff) [00:13] "That's mob rule Liven, leads to alot of nasty shit, what if majority wants slaves or to start live autopsies for study?" [00:13] "Then give me a scalple." [00:13] "Liven, what..." [00:13] (that's okay tide, I'm protecting you uguu) [00:14] "You aren't a drone Liven, where's that flair and soul you used to have?" [00:14] (aw shit nigger what are you doing) [00:14]  * CompoundLift sits down next to silver [00:14] "Liven, I know Silver's the douchiest, but... he is one of us." [00:15]  * Liven_Up puts his paper down and takes his glasses off. "No, I'm not. But I understand that when we're in a survival situation, creating fractures will lead to distruction." [00:16] "Liven, there are many people who can take care of criminals...  Doctors aren't one of them!" [00:16] "We'll some times we need to shake it up Liven, I won't compromise my principles and beliefs cause a bunch of people say I should, that's being stripped of your humanity" [00:16] "No. It's called holding your tongue until the situation properly presents itself." [00:17]  * Silver_Tongue turns to compound "can you look at me mouth I think I'm missing a tooth" [00:17] == GreenHoof__ [webchat@ip68-101-13-76.pn.at.cox.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds] [00:17] "Liven why are you acting like this? The town is fine, what the hell happend?" [00:18]  * CompoundLift checks out silvers teeth [00:18] "You caused a fracture, made us fight one another. Silver.... in my mind, you're an enemy to our survival now." [00:18] "Funny considering I'm doing everything for this towns survival" [00:18] "yep, your missing one, its probably outside" [00:19] "Yeah I fight and say stupid shit" [00:19] "Liven... What are you implying..." [00:19] "He'll I e threatend to off my self twice" [00:19] (Lawful Neutral vs. Chaotic Good here, gotta love it.) [00:19] "But I've never once did anything to intentionally harm this town" [00:19] [Me and you?] [00:20] "What I mean is that were it in my power I'd have Silver arrestred and tried for his crimes. And intentional or not, you still did." [00:20] "i wouldn't be his friend if he had" [00:20] (Oh Christ I think I know who Liven is) [00:20] (Me and Silver) [00:20] [Kek] [00:20] (What?) [00:20] [Liven is the Dark Knight] [00:20] [Bob is his sidekick Faggin] [00:20] [love you bob] [00:20] [Y-you too] [00:21] [are your parents deeeeead, liven?] [00:21] [Also >Implying I'm not the guy behind the curtains here] [00:22] "Silver's gonna get his punishment, don't worry Ivan.  For now though, we need to make sure he stays alive till then.  Nothing else!  Got it?" [00:22]  * Liven_Up looks down at Silver's record. "Then he's your patient, not mine." [00:22]  * Recon_ walks back into the clinic with a pissed of look on his face "Liven what happened and why is silver beat up?" [00:23] "It's a long story, get someone else to tell you." [00:23] "Recon, NOT NOW!" [00:23] "No bexause i saw you knock out silver [00:23] "Fine then Liven." [00:23] "Liven what the hell is your problem? I thought we were friends?" [00:24] "Yes. We were." [00:24] "Which tooth Compound?" [00:24]  * Liven_Up walks out and heads to the Inn. [00:24] "Why stop?" [00:24]  * Recon_ follows liven [00:25]  * Liven_Up stops and sighs. "Like I said. He became a threat to unity because he had to follow his own ideals, rather than wait until they could have been better implemented.: [00:25]  * Silver_Tongue just looks down "way to fuck it up silver, another friend gone" [00:25] "Well Silver?  Mind telling me what the fuck just happened?" [00:25] "one in from your canine" [00:25] "I wanted to tell captain the truth" [00:25] "Captain?" [00:26]  * Liven_Up makes his way to Inn. [00:26]  * Silver_Tongue feels it "damnit, could I get a cotton ball Compound?" [00:26] == Liven_Up [webchat@c-174-57-131-6.hsd1.nj.comcast.net] has left #FourCannon-clinic [] [00:26] "Yes" [00:27] "Ya know High Tide?" [00:27]  * Ruin walks into clinic, looking embarassed [00:27]  * CompoundLift gets silver a cottonball [00:27] "Oh hey Ruin what's up?" [00:27] "Is there a doctor in? I've got a problem." [00:27]  * Honey_Rose perks her head up at Tide's mention "What? What's going on now?" [00:27] "Need help Ruin?" [00:27] "Oh, hey Ruin [00:27]  * Silver_Tongue takes it and jams between the teeth so he stops tasting blood [00:28] == Honey_Rose [~Derpy@108-78-17-243.lightspeed.nworla.sbcglobal.net] has left #FourCannon-clinic [] [00:28] "Tell Compound Ruin" [00:28]  * CompoundLift gets bacl to silver "open up" [00:28] == Honey_Rose [~Derpy@108-78-17-243.lightspeed.nworla.sbcglobal.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [00:28] "She's a sorta doctor" [00:28] (sorry about that) [00:28]  * Silver_Tongue opens my mouth [00:28] "whats up ruin?" [00:28] "I... umm..." *leans into Bob* "Think I'm having some digestive problems." [00:29] !roll d20 to overhear [00:29] 12 == 12 [00:29] == Honey_Rose [~Derpy@108-78-17-243.lightspeed.nworla.sbcglobal.net] has left #FourCannon-clinic [] [00:29] "Ah...  Is the.. ahem... train stopped up or GOING FULL FORCE?" [00:29] == Honey_Rose [~Derpy@108-78-17-243.lightspeed.nworla.sbcglobal.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [00:29] (fff) [00:29]  * Silver_Tongue heard it and starts snickering [00:29] !roll 1d20 to hold in the massive oncoming literal shitstorm [00:29] 8 == 8 [00:30] "Interesting metaphor Bob" [00:30]  * CompoundLift using her maick carefully puts the cotton in silvers tooth gap, "that'l be 200 bits, cash or card?" [00:30] "Yeah, yeah.  What is it Ruin?" [00:30] "Oh Shit!" [00:30] "Oh god..." [00:30] [I love dat pun Ruin] [00:30] "Holy Shit" [00:30] == Hearth_Fire [webchat@ool-44c3b460.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [00:30] "That's really expensive, can I just pay in massages?" [00:31] *Raunchy, stinking feces begins dripping from muh butt [00:31] "Oh god Ruin do that outside!" [00:31]  * CompoundLift laughs, "maybe later" [00:31] [what is going on?] [00:31] "Sorry! I think I ate some bad berries" [00:31]  * Bob rushes Ruin outside [00:31] (Ruin might have literal shitsplosion) [00:31] "Compound, get to moppin'!" [00:32] [tophue] [00:32]  * CompoundLift sighs and gets the mop [00:32] "Now that we're outside, I... Um... See your problem." [00:32] (Hearth_Fire?) [00:32]  * Bob runs in and grabs the appropriate flower for the squirts [00:32] (Yes?) [00:32] "Here, chomp on these Ruin." [00:32] (Wasn't sure if you were here IC or not) [00:33] (I think it's just me, you compound, and sleeping tide silver) [00:33] (Oh, not yet, leaving the inn right now IC) [00:33] "Th-thanks" [00:33] (bob and ruin just got out to eat antishitberries [00:33] ) [00:33] "Uh... You too..  Have fun!" [00:33]  * Bob walks in "...oh God." [00:34]  * Honey_Rose rubs her eye "Hey Bob" [00:35] "Hey Honey!  You okay? [00:35]  * CompoundLift standing some distance back cleans the stinking liquid off the floor, holding the mop with some kind of arcane force. [00:35] [well, that just killed muh boner] [00:36] "Yeah I'm fine, just going to stick around until Tide gets out of here" [00:36] [penny, why are you still here] [00:36] "Seems like I'm the only one left heh" [00:36]  * Ruin just sits outside, crying in embarassment [00:36] "Ah.  Hey, uh... about last night... Sorry bout dat.  Don't know WHAT came over me!" [00:37] "Oh, yeah I get it Bob.  Don't worry too much over it" [00:37] "Worry about it, but not too much" [00:37] "We'll a fine hello to you honey" [00:37]  * Bob looks down, flattening his ears [00:37]  * CompoundLift thoroughly cleans the mop and bucket, still standing at some distance [00:37] "I figured everyone left" [00:38] "Ivan told everyone to leave" [00:38] "I feel bad for you Compound, that had to suck" [00:38]  * Hearth_Fire walks into the clinic "Hello? Is Silver in here?" [00:38] "Over here" [00:38]  * Silver_Tongue rubs his jaw [00:38] "Damn Ivan can kick" [00:38]  * CompoundLift calls from the wash bay "its not pleasant" [00:39] "We'll is it worth it?" [00:39]  * Hearth_Fire looking concerned asks "Oh, hey, you uhh...feeling better?" [00:39] "Somewhat, I got blindsided and knocked out in the middle of a supposedly fair fight" [00:40]  * PrettyPenny walks to Silver's room. "How are you doing Silver?" [00:40] "Fine penny fine" [00:40] == GreenHoof_ [webchat@ip68-101-13-76.pn.at.cox.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [00:40] "Jesus towns pissed at me aren't they?" [00:40] [shit intensifies] [00:40] [Shits internally] [00:41] [Is that even possible?  I think so, but don't want to think about it] [00:41] "Hey Bob!" [00:41]  * Hearth_Fire starts to lost the confused look from her face "Heh, looks like it, SIlver." [00:41]  * Bob jumps "Hey Silver!  Need anything?" [00:41] "Yeah" [00:41] "...  Not gonna say it." [00:41] "Can you come and make sure Ivan didn't give me whiplash or something?" [00:42] "Or another concussion " [00:42]  * CompoundLift takes a glance outside for silvers tooth [00:42] "Well, first concussion." [00:42] "Name?" [00:42] !roll d20 [00:42] 17 == 17 [00:43]  * Silver_Tongue looks at Hearth and Penny "So how are you two" [00:43] Silver Tongue [00:43]  * CompoundLift spots the tooth in the dirt [00:43] "Ding ding ding!  Next question:  Where are you?" [00:43] The clinic if FourCannon, town that needs a hyphen in its name" [00:43] "Heh, it'll take a couple days or potions for me to lose these bruises I got from defending your ass from those brutes." [00:44]  * Hearth_Fire glares at Silver a bit before replying "...better." [00:44] "I can't blame them too much, it was for a friend" [00:44]  * CompoundLift rinses off the tooth "bob can we put this back in?" [00:44] "Something wrong Hearth?" [00:44] "Wowee!  Correct again!  Next question:  What the fuck is wrong with you to stir so much shit around town?": [00:45] "Sorry Compound, I can't. [00:45] [based bob] [00:45]  * CompoundLift levitates bob the tooth [00:45] "I have my principles and I won't back down" [00:45]  * Bob gives a huge Costanza face [00:45] !roll 1d20 for implications [00:45] 9 == 9 [00:45] ech [00:45] "Like fucking modern age Tom petty" [00:45] "Well, you aren't TOO concussion..i...ve..." [00:46]  * PrettyPenny looks at Bob weird. "Are you feeling okay doctor?" [00:46] "Well, you really scared me yesterday...I was worried." [00:46] "Why Penny?" [00:46] "You seem a bit, jittery." [00:46] "Sorry Hearth, I've never really dealt with depression well" [00:46] "Well, this isn't the first time Silver's been here [00:46] "High Tide just kinda put gas on the fire" [00:47] "Sixth" [00:47]  * CompoundLift gives silver his tooth, "here's your tooth, i wouldn't stick it back in your head though" [00:47] "Eh I'll keep it as a memento" [00:47]  * Silver_Tongue pecks compound on the cheek "thanks" [00:47]  * Bob shuffles his feet "Who wants some tea?" [00:47] "I can imagine...Silver, get well soon okay? We need all our councilponies to function." [00:47] == Quicksilver [webchat@host-92-1-88-5.as43234.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed] [00:47] "Non drugged please" [00:48] (silver survives death) [00:48]  * Hearth_Fire sighs "Next time you're really feeling down, reach out to someone, please?  I'd gladly help." [00:48] (starts shipping) [00:48] "Of course, Silver." [00:48]  * CompoundLift blushes a little and smiles [00:48] "You know you two don't have to leave yet I have one more question" [00:48] "Girls, you want some tea?" [00:48]  * Silver_Tongue smiles back at compound [00:48] == Booze_Hound_ [webchat@ip70-171-231-166.tc.ph.cox.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [00:49] "still no coffee?" [00:49] "Sorry Compound." [00:49]  * Hearth_Fire turns to Bob "Oh, sure.  And how's it going Bob?" [00:50]  * Bob laughs "I'll be fine.  Think I'm on my manperiod or something since yesterday!" [00:50]  * CompoundLift grumbles at the disappointing news [00:50] "Penny?" [00:50] "Some tea would be nice doctor. Yes dear?" [00:50] "What tea Silver, Hearth, Compound and Penny?" [00:50]  * Silver_Tongue addresses the room "what would you do if you four were in my position?" [00:50] "Chamomile, or jasmine." [00:51] "Razzberry if you have it" [00:51] [am I one of those 4] [00:51] [or did you forget me] [00:51] [omg] [00:51] "whatever you've got, strong, black, no  sugar" [00:51] (Er 5) [00:51] [You didn't answer fgt better blurt out] [00:51] "Uhhh, surprise me.  I've never really been that good at making decisions." [00:52]  * Bob nods [00:52] "At what point are we throwin into your life?  I wouldn't have pulled a sword on anyone at the bar, that's for sure.  I also wouldn't have tried the whole suicide business.  Life isn't just moments" [00:52] thrown in* [00:52]  * Bob goes back to make 2 Dandelion teas, one chamomile tea and one Razzberry tea [00:53] [And a strong te [00:53] "No as in starting right after Green being a dumb shot nearly killed Green" [00:53] (Captain) [00:53] "Dandelion, my personal fave, for myself and Hearth, one Razzberry for Silver and one Chamomile for Penny!" [00:53] (Fucking hate my memory some times) [00:53]  * Bob hands out all the cups accordingly [00:53] "You know, I don't think I can really go about answering this question.  I was there and I would do what I've done this whole time all over again" [00:53] "I don't know..I wouldn't have made your decisions in the first place. If I was in your bed right now though, I'd feel very depressed because for some reason many ponies hate me now." [00:54] "Did that happen earlier today?  Sorry, I wasn't there." [00:54]  * Bob toasts "To no one dying or commiting Seppoku [00:54] !" [00:54] (penny doesn't everyone hate you) [00:54]  * Bob takes a sip [00:54] (?) [00:54]  * CompoundLift looks at silver "mind my own business for a while" [00:54]  * Silver_Tongue lifts his cup [00:54]  * Honey_Rose doesn't have a cup [00:54] *toasts* [00:54] "Thanks" *lifts her cup* [00:54]  * Honey_Rose doesn't care [00:54] (I need like) [00:54] (one second) [00:54]  * Bob downs his tea "Man, I'm getting way too addicted to this stuff" [00:55] "What about you Bob?" [00:55] "What? [00:55] == Recon_ [webchat@adsl-68-250-151-190.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net] has left #FourCannon-clinic [] [00:55]  * CompoundLift drinks some tea and makes a face,"i miss coffee" [00:55] "What would you do if you were in my position after Green nearly killed cap'n?" [00:55]  * PrettyPenny sips it lightly savoring the scent and taste. [00:56] "Hearth? Silver?  You gonna have me masterfully make that tea for nothing?" [00:56] "when did green nearly kill cap?" [00:56] (yes hi what's up?) [00:56]  * Silver_Tongue sips [00:56]  * Bob makes a sad pouty face while fetching some more dandelion tea [00:56] ( saw my name for like a sec) [00:56] (Uh nothing I think) [00:56] (ok) [00:57] "Oh...sorry." *takes a sip* [00:57]  * Ruin sighs, eats the flower given to her by Dr. Bob, and heads for her night shift at the inn [00:57] (>Green nearly killed cap'n) [00:57] (Wut?) [00:57] "After I told him I was gonna tell the truth to him, I lead him outside and green slammed the door into his horn [00:57] == Ruin [webchat@S01060026f3e9be4f.kn.shawcable.net] has left #FourCannon-clinic [] [00:57] "Hey, Silver...  You didn't really sound too mentally sound with that answer to my last question.  Sorry, pal." [00:58] (Oh that) [00:58] "I'm vaguely mentally sound bob" [00:58]  * Bob fakes looking at a watch "I put some of your favorite sedatives in there.  You have...  2 minutes before wet dreams of Compound and Honey." [00:59] "Depression issues and suicidal tendencies, and now semi murderoys urges towards Cher. But I'm stable" [00:59]  * Honey_Rose pokes her head up "Wet dreams about who?" [00:59]  * Hearth_Fire looks at bob "...what?" [00:59] "Really bob? Want me to vomit again?" [00:59] "That's not a good answer, Silver." [00:59] "I'll do it" [00:59] "It's already in you, Silver.  Made sure I got the right flowers this time." [01:00] "Yeah hold on" [01:00] [-8 for rollan, need a 10] [01:00]  * Silver_Tongue gets up wobbly and wanders outside [01:00] "Compound, get him in here!" [01:00]  * Bob rushes to Silver, dragging him back to the Clinic [01:00]  * Silver_Tongue starts looking for Ruins shit trail [01:00]  * Hearth_Fire looks at Silver than back to Bob "Wait...WHAT?!" [01:00] !roll 1d20 [01:00] 11 == 11 [01:00] "Yes Hearth?" [01:00]  * CompoundLift runs to get silver back [01:01] !roll d20 to puke from Rancid shit [01:01] 4 == 4 [01:01] "...You drugged him?  Why?" [01:01] "Fuck this" [01:01]  * Silver_Tongue jams his hoof in his mouth [01:01] "He's dangerous, Hearth.  You heard him." [01:01] !roll d20 to drag silver back inside [01:01] 20 == 20 [01:01] (>fitting a hoof in your mouth) [01:01] [>Getting a 4] [01:01] !roll d20 to induce vomiting [01:01] 19 == 19 [01:02] [Based Compound] [01:02] "I said it was too late, Silver." [01:02] (>rolling multiple times for the same action) [01:02] "What is going on here?" *sees Silver fail to escape* [01:02] (Silver come on man) [01:02] "get back in here, silver" [01:02] == Ruin [webchat@S01060026f3e9be4f.kn.shawcable.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [01:02]  * Silver_Tongue starts gushing out a stream of bile and alcohol [01:02]  * Hearth_Fire looks to bob "...but but.  You're just gonna give up on him?" [01:03] "No!  Giving up would mean killing the guy.  Right now, I'm making sure he doesn't do it to himself." [01:03] (Tfw when all he's had is alcohol today) [01:03] (>rolling multiple times) [01:03] [Silver, honor the dice man] [01:03] "god damnit i have to clean that up!" [01:03] (Just let it happen, it will all be over soon.) [01:03] [>rape] [01:04] "Then what are you knocking him out for?  What are you going to do with him?" [01:04] [C'mon Silver you and Compound can do it again] [01:04] "Just make sure he doesn't start a fight and injure himself or others!" [01:04]  * Silver_Tongue is finished vomiting, plants still in there mostly though [01:04] "I think you need to rest Silver, I'll see you in the morning." *gets up and leaves* [01:04] "Fuck I need to puke more" [01:05] "What about when he wakes up, uou just going to knock him out again?" [01:05] "Let me go damnit" [01:05] "Hearth, trust me.  I rushed to help Silver when the others didn't think it was right." [01:05] (silver, the dice silver) [01:05] (siiiiiilver) [01:05] (Yeah I didn't purge the plant) [01:05] "No, he needs to get some rest!  He's not thinking right!" [01:05] (herp, didn't read that, sorry) [01:05] [I think that's fair, thx Silver] [01:05]  * Hearth_Fire reluctantly yields "Okay...I'll trust you." [01:05] !roll d20 to try and puke again [01:05] 9 == 9 [01:06] "Please do.  I wish for everyone to survive here!" [01:06]  * CompoundLift holds the spew and forces it back into silvers stomach [01:06]  * Silver_Tongue tries but compound hold him too tight [01:06]  * Bob points to the disheveled Silver "Even him" [01:06] (Oh god compound) [01:06] (compound why) [01:06] (magic!) [01:07] (thats why) [01:07] !roll d20 to break free [01:07] 11 == 11 [01:07] [From what?] [01:07] (Compound) [01:07] [Also you should be sleeping by now] [01:07]  * Hearth_Fire looks over to Silver and lets out a heavy sigh "Sorry, I just...I just worry too much about him." [01:07] !roll d20 to hold fast [01:07] 5 == 5 [01:07] (Bob I'm running on adrenaline right now) [01:07] (>implying that does shit) [01:07]  * CompoundLift looses her grip on silver [01:08] !roll d20 to catch silver [01:08] 13 == 13 [01:08] !roll 1d20 to restrain Silver [01:08] 10 == 10 [01:08] (Adrenaline gets your heart pumping faster, that means blood moves faster) [01:08]  * Silver_Tongue breaks free and can badly stand strait dropping to his knees [01:08] (That means the sleeping agent would be in your entire system because >blood) [01:08] (or summin) [01:08] [Medically sound yo] [01:08] "dont fall in the puke" [01:08] (Does a BAC of .12 help?) [01:08] [NOPE] [01:08] [If anything makes it worse] [01:08] "cause i aint cleaning you" [01:09] !roll d20 to at least spittle something before blacking out [01:09] 2 == 2 [01:09]  * Bob picks Silver up and places him on the bed [01:09] "Goodnight, Sweet Prince" [01:09]  * Silver_Tongue just drools a little blood and passes out [01:10] "he was too young" [01:10] "He's just sleeping!" [01:10]  * Silver_Tongue mumbles an "asshole" in his sleep [01:10] "Probably bout you, haha] [01:10] "You too, Silver.  You, too." [01:10]  * Hearth_Fire sits next to the bed "So, what do you plan on doing with him?" [01:11] "I'm gonna hand him to whatever authorities we have here.  Guy's caused way too much trouble by now." [01:11] == Arrant_HoldLURK [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [01:11] "im going to use him as a rag to ckean his vomit!" [01:11] !roll d20 to sit up like the undertaker [01:11] 14 == 14 [01:11] (wut) [01:11]  * CompoundLift smiles devilishly [01:11] [>Still asleep] [01:11] [<_< dude, stop] [01:12]  * Bob gets the mop and starts moppin' up the vomit, blood 'n shit [01:12]  * Silver_Tongue sits up in a dead snooze into a perfect sit up and just stares at Bob [01:12]  * Bob places Silver back down [01:12] (heh, trying to wake up, are we?) [01:12] == Liven_Up [webchat@c-174-57-131-6.hsd1.nj.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [01:12]  * Silver_Tongue just bolts up right again and crosses his throat [01:12] "Hey Liven!" [01:13] (Not here, still at the Inn) [01:13] [Silver stahp] [01:13] (Silver is confirmed worst at RPing sleep, ever.) [01:13]  * Bob looks around, sadly [01:13]  * Silver_Tongue says in a gravelly voice "Rest In Peace" then collapses [01:14] "calm down sleeping pone, i won't do it" [01:14]  * Bob starts to flip his shit [01:14] (Gotta love channeling a pro wrestler) [01:14] [Was that meant for me, by the way Silver?] [01:15] [but you just cleaned the shit] [01:15]  * Bob flips his figurative shit [01:15] ['ats better] [01:15] (Yes, was still looking dead at you) [01:16] (Lel someone's trying to kill the thread with porn gigs) [01:16] *gifs [01:17] [Loving Every Laugh] [01:17] (So how does bob react to that spectacle he just witnessed?) [01:18] [He flipped his shit.  Did you mean it?] [01:18] (Who knows, no one can predict the deadman) [01:19] [K] [01:19] "Besides I wanna see bob try and cope with that) [01:20] (I'm pretty sure that's just One Anon who hates me, that and Red, whom I already don't like) [01:20] (yeah bob, cope with murder, you faggot) [01:20] [With what?  An empty death threat?] [01:20] [Wait, whut] [01:20] [>Implying he's not having sexy time dreams right now] [01:21] (RP it Bob, RP it or taker comes back) [01:21] [Whut] [01:22] RP a reaction beyond say he flips his shit, most doctors would have checked for like a tor or something) [01:22] Tumor [01:22] [I'm a PreMed student, I think I'm entitled to IC flip my shit from something that I know is involuntary] [01:23] == Nova_FLux[FU] [~Nova_FLux@ppp-70-245-126-91.dsl.elpstx.swbell.net] has left #FourCannon-clinic [] [01:23] (Aren't ya even gonna bother to examine then?) [01:23] !roll 1d20 to examine if Silver's okay [01:23] 19 == 19 [01:23] [looks like your okay then] [01:23] "Silver seems to be fine, it's just the universe, fucking with me." [01:24] "You guys okay?" [01:24]  * Honey_Rose yawns "I'm fine" [01:24] "im good" [01:24] "Hearth?" [01:25]  * Silver_Tongue moans in his sleep, "no no no" [01:25]  * Hearth_Fire continues to stare at Silver for a bit before turning to Bob "...I guess, I have a bad habit of worrying too much." [01:26] "Same here Hearth!" [01:26]  * Silver_Tongue swats at something on a no voluntary muscle spasm [01:27]  * Bob checks on Silver, feeling his hoof for a pulse [01:27] "... That's funny..." [01:27]  * Bob checks on Silver's other front hoof [01:27] "...what?" [01:27] "... Uhhhhh...." [01:27] (It's slightly elevated, like he's having a bad nightmare) [01:27]  * Bob checks on Silver's neck [01:28] "... ohmygoshohmygosh [01:28] "nonononononononono [01:28] "What Bob, what?!" [01:28] == Arrant_HoldLURK [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds] [01:28] "No no no" [01:28] "NONONONONONONONONONONNONNONONON" [01:28]  * Silver_Tongue swats again [01:28] ''WHAT!?" [01:28] "COMPOUND I NEED HELP.  NOW" [01:28] "WHY THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!" [01:29]  * Honey_Rose sticks her head up "What's happening?!" [01:29] "WHO ALL HERE IS A UNICORN??" [01:29]  * Silver_Tongue starts flailing starting to slide into a delirious half-awake star [01:29] "ANYONE??" [01:29] "I'M AN EARTH PONY" [01:29] "FUCK>  OKAY..." [01:29] !roll 1d20 for magical PADDLES [01:29] 19 == 19 [01:30] GA-CHUNK [01:30] Silver's chest rises... [01:30] !roll 1d20 [01:30] 20 == 20 [01:30] "No stop please stop don't yell t me!" [01:30] "And rises..." [01:30] "DOC, WHAT'S WRONG!?" [01:30] !roll 1d20 [01:30] 1 == 1 [01:30] And falls [01:30] (his heart explodes) [01:30] "SHIT" [01:30] "PATIENT'S NOT RESPONDING" [01:31]  * Silver_Tongue flails in pain and starts to flail more violently [01:31] "FUCK.  UMM...  I...  I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!" [01:31]  * Bob runs to the Inn [01:31]  * Honey_Rose freaks out [01:31] "Stop Brian please stop!" [01:31] *while trotting home, Penny feels a gust of wind blow on her shoulder as if something just happened.* "Wha-?" [01:31] "UHHH...  I...  OH GOD..." [01:31]  * Hearth_Fire watches Bob leave "BOB!? " [01:31]  * Silver_Tongue is visibly tearing as he flails [01:31] "I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!" [01:31]  * GreenHoof_ bursts into clinic [01:31] "FUCK!" [01:32] !roll 1d20 for last-resort CPR [01:32] 12 == 12 [01:32] "Blech" [01:32]  * GreenSleeves walks in. [01:32] "SOMEONE, HELPPPPPPPPPP!" [01:32]  * CompoundLift rushes over"what?" [01:32] == Rain_Drop [webchat@mo-76-2-164-198.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [01:32]  * Liven_Up walks in. "Bob, what's the emergency?" [01:32] "WAUGHHHHHHH!""" [01:32]  * Silver_Tongue starts to stop as his body mellows out but his eyes are still open [01:32] "im here" [01:32] "Silver... He's not responding!!!" [01:33] "NO PULSE" [01:33] "NO... FUCK!!" [01:33] "The fuck" He rushes over and checks him. "Son of a- starting CPR!" [01:33]  * Hearth_Fire eyes widen as she starts to realize what's happening. [01:33] !roll d20+-20 [01:33] (12) + -20 == -8 [01:33] "SILVER!!!!" [01:34]  * Silver_Tongue lays there eyes half glazed [01:34]  * Liven_Up can't resusitate him. "Gods damn it!" He begins mouth to mouth. [01:34]  * CompoundLift stands ready [01:34]  * Bob is flipping his shit [01:34] !roll d20+-20 [01:34] (9) + -20 == -11 [01:34] "No...." [01:34] (mouth to mouth hue) [01:34] (Wait why the minus 20?) [01:34] "IVAN WHAT THE FUCK MAN. WRONG HOLE>" [01:34] (top lel) [01:35]  * Ruin runs into clinic, panting [01:35]  * Hearth_Fire slowly starts to freak out "no...no...nononononoNONONONO" [01:35]  * GreenSleeves remembers giving mouth to mouth to bob's ear. [01:35]  * Bob shoves Ivan away and proceeds mouth-to-mouth [01:35] (Oh shit nigga trying to kill me) [01:35] !roll 1d20 [01:35] 7 == 7 [01:35]  * Liven_Up still is unable to do anything. Without any proper medical equipment, all attempts to resusitate him end in complete faliure. [01:35] Ew [01:35] "It's not working..." [01:35] (No proper medical equipment in this time of utter crisis) [01:35]  * Bob starts to sob [01:35] "I'm no doc, but I think he's dead." [01:35] "SILVER!" [01:35] "I.." [01:35]  * Honey_Rose stares at Silver slack jawed [01:35] "..." [01:35] "SILVER!!! PLEASE!!! ANSWER ME!!!!" [01:35] "Is he... dead?" [01:35] "..." [01:36]  * Bob has tears welling in his eyes [01:36] "Silver...  Please..." [01:36]  * Bob checks Silver's pulse [01:36]  * Liven_Up stands there and looks at him. "I'm... I'm calling it. T... Time... Time of death [insert what ever time it is]. We lost him..." [01:36]  * Hearth_Fire shakes Bob "CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING!?" [01:36]  * Silver_Tongue thinks 'so this is how it ends eh? No no, This isn't right, I still have shit to do" [01:36] "No... What...  This doesn't make sense..." [01:36] [GAME OVER. TRY AGAIN? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX3nDW5OlXU ] [01:36] (6:38 Am) [01:36] (Now lets tell silver the truth) [01:36] !roll d20 for waking up from a dream [01:36] 13 == 13 [01:37] ('fraid not, silver) [01:37] (You can't retcon this one, hue) [01:37]  * Bob slumps down, head in hooves, sobbing silently [01:37] [you should have your medical license revoked bob] [01:37] [Sounds good.  Liven, do the honors.] [01:37] (Wait what? Your killing me?) [01:37] (No tears, only dreams) [01:37] (Silver.... you were poisoned. When you drank my brew... it was deadly nightshade)