Title:           Puppet Pal [AiE] (copy paste)
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Monday 7th of April 2014 12:56:33 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 7th of April 2014 12:56:33 PM CDT

Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)04:58 UTC-6 No.16249589
Replies: >>16249600 >>16249616 >>16249926
 
    >>16249380
    "Hey puppet pal Pinkie?"
    >"Yes puppet pal Anon?"
    "Why is there a dead puppet pal between us?"
    >"..."
    "Why are his eyes missing, puppet pal Pinkie?"
    >"..."
    "Puppet pal Pinkie what have you done?"
    >"..."
    "Puppet pal Pinkie where did you go?"
    >"I'm sorry, puppet pal Anon. I need your eyes."
    "Puppet pal Pinkie I cannot see. It is dark and I am afraid. Puppet pal Pinkie, you were my only friend, how could you? How could you leave me in the dark?"
 
    >Pinkie looks up and grins at you, the sock puppets on her hooves motionless as she awaits your reply.
    "That's uh... Great, Pinkie. Really, uhh. Really insightful."
 
 Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)05:07 UTC-6 No.16249629
Replies: >>16249782 >>16249796 >>16249926
 
    >>16249600
    >"Hello there, puppet pal Anon!"
    "Good morning, puppet pal Twilight!"
    >"Are you ready to start the day?"
    "I'm as ready as I'll ever be, puppet pal Twilight!"
    >"That's wonderful! I made you breakfast, look, your favourite! Eggs!"
    "Oh puppet pal Twilight! It's simply wonderful! You're my best friend!"
    >"Thank you very much, puppet pal Anon! Though I hope we can be more than friends!"
    "Oh puppet pal Twilight, I thought you would never ask!"
    >"Kiss me, puppet pal Anon!"
    "Oh puppet pal Twilight! Your breath is so fragrant and fresh!"
    >"Take me here on this table, puppet pal Anon!"
    "I love you puppet pal Twilight!"
    >"I love you too, puppet pal Anon!"
 
    >Somewhere in Ponyville, a lonely mare cries softly.
 
Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)05:46 UTC-6 No.16249833
Replies: >>16249877 >>16249895 >>16249920 >>16249926
 
    >>16249782
    >>16249796
    Why do you hate ponies, Anons. Why do you take pleasure in their suffering.
    ---
    >"Puppet pal Anonymous! I have created the most marvellous outfit for you!"
    "Splendid news, puppet pal Rarity! Might I see it?"
    >"Of course you can, puppet pal Anonymous! It is this - A little hat!"
    "Oh, is that it, puppet pal Rarity?"
    >"I'm not sure what you mean, Anonymous! I spent all night on this hat! Do you not like it?"
    "I am sorry, puppet pal Rarity, but because of my feeble human brain I am unable to comprehend fashion."
    >"Puppet pal Anonymous! No!"
    "I do not like your hat because I'm a STUPID ASSHOLE and also a typical male!"
    >"Anonymous I spent all night on this hat!"
    "I don't care, Rarity. Fuck you. Fuck you in your whore mouth."
    >"Yes, of course. That's all I am. A stupid whore! I'M A STUPID STUPID WHORE AND I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET YOU IN. ALL YOU MALES ARE THE SAME, ALL YOU DO IS PISS ON MY HARD WORK AND CREATIVITY AND I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HAAATE YOOOOU!"
 
    >Rarity clears her throat. Puts on a smile and strokes her mane.
    >"Did you enjoy my presentation, Anonymous?"
    "Y-yeah, s-sure... I really like your hat, if that makes you feel any better."
    >Rarity twitches.
    >"Th-that's all I needed to hear. Thank you."
 
Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)06:06 UTC-6 No.16249977
Replies: >>16250018 >>16250056 >>16250079 >>16250156
 
    >>16249877
    >>16249895
    >>16249920
    >>16249926
    You people are terrible. The ponies just need someone to understand them.
    ---
    >"Umm, hello, puppet pal Anon!"
    "G-good morning, puppet pal Fluttershy..."
    >"Could you help me with something? I-if you don't mind."
    "O-oh sure, I'd love to help you, puppet pal Fluttershy."
    >"Oh! How wonderful! I need you to help me feed my animals, a-and then we can paint pictures of each other! Doesn't that sound like um, fun?"
    "You sure are fun, puppet pal Fluttershy!"
    >"Th-thanks... You too..."
    "So who wants to be fed first?"
    >"O-oh, well, umm, Angel bunny, of course..."
    "Really? Why him specifically, puppet pal Fluttershy?"
    >"It's because puppet pal Fluttershy has been very patient with him, but he hasn't been very nice with her or the other animals..."
    "S-so what are we going to do, puppet pal Fluttershy?"
    >"Well um, I need you to find angel and give him this c-carrot that I've laced with r-rat poison, then we need to find harry the bear and inform him that he's been well behaved enough to earn himself a meal! Oh he'll be ever so excited to hear that! H-he's downstairs in the basement, b-but be careful when talking to him, his chains are looking fragile and he's been a very grumpy bear lately..."
    "Oh that's wonderful! How very wonderful! You're a wonderful pony, puppet pal Fluttershy!"
    >"Yaaay~"
 
    "Fucking hell, Fluttershy."
    >"I'm sorry..."
 
Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)07:04 UTC-6 No.16250289
Replies: >>16250305 >>16251176 >>16252350
 
    >>16250217
    >biologically homegrown crops
    You're amazing.
    ---
    >"Hey puppet pal Anon! What's up?"
    "Oh hey puppet pal Rainbow Dash! I'm just reading the new Daring Do book!"
    >"Aww no way! Me too! We're so synced!"
    "I know right!"
    >"We should totally go out and do something awesome together!"
    "Oh, I can't, puppet pal Rainbow Dash. Sorry."
    >"W-what? Puppet pal Anon, why?"
    "I'm seeing puppet pal Applejack."
    >"Who, that dirty mud pony at the farm?"
    "I am! Because I don't have any taste and can't see how awesome you are!"
    >"Puppet pal Anon, you and I are like, perfect for each other! We both like Daring Do! You laugh at my jokes! We're practically soul mates!"
    "I am sorry, puppet pal Rainbow Dash. But I just can't see us together. Probably because I'm super jealous of how cool you are and need to surround myself with stupid ponies like Applejack."
    >"Puppet pal Anon I forgive you! Y-you can come to my house and put it in my butt!"
    "I am sorry. But I can only put it in Applejack's dirty butt. You are too good for me, Rainbow Dash. Y-you're t-too g-go....ood..."
 
    >Rainbow Dash starts sobbing and attaches herself to your leg, using your pants as a handkerchief.
    >"D-DON'T LEEEAVE MEEE!"
    "God fucking dammit, Rainbow Dash. This shit needs to stop."
 
Gadget !!sfN8t+ttTqG 02/12/14(Wed)12:10 UTC-6 No.16252350
Replies: >>16252442 >>16252517
 
    >>16250289
    >"Hey puppet pal Anon!"
    "Hello there, puppet pal Trixie!"
    >"Puppet Pal Anon, do you remenber the awful things I said to you yesterday?"
    "I sure do, puppet pal Trixie! I gotta say, you really hurt my feelings with those nasty words!"
    >"Oh, I'm sorry, puppet pal Anon. It's just sometimes I get so passionate about our relationship that I act out and get angry at the smallest hitch in what I believe is a perfect relationship. I promise to be better if you can forgive me."
 
    >Trixie looks up to you with half apologetic, half seductive eyes.
    >You take your puppet and slide it over your hand before puppeting it with your words.
    "Hey, puppet pal Trixie. Maybe if you just took out the fucking trash for once instead of throwing a tantrum over it, maybe things would be better."
    >Then you put your puppet's face into her puppet's face.
    "By the way, it's your turn to do the dishes."
 
Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)12:27 UTC-6 No.16252517
Replies: >>16252551 >>16252567 >>16253117
 
    >>16252350
    >"Howdy, puppet pal Anon!"
    "Well howdy t'you too, Appl-- uhh, puppet pal Applejack!"
    >"Ya'll ready to help me around on the farm, puppet pal Anon?"
    "I sure as sugar are, puppet pal Applejack!"
    >"Say, puppet pal Anon, do you have any parents?"
    "Why of course not, puppet pal Applejack! I'm was ABANDONED just like you were!"
    >"Well how about that! Looks like we're more alike than we thought, puppet pal Anon!"
    "Of course, puppet pal Applejack! I love you!"
    >"I l-love you too, puppet pal Anon! An' I have a favour to ask."
    "Anythin' for you, darlin'!"
    >"Can you hogtie me real quick?"
    "Easy as pie, puppet pal Applejack! Now what do you want me to do?"
    >"Jus' go ahead and ram that big ol' meatrod of yours inside'a my butt."
    "Like this, puppet pal Applejack?"
    >"That's it! Right there! Now pull my mane as hard as you can and call me sugarcube!"
    "I'm pullin', sugarcube!"
    >"N-now thrust as fast as you can an' pull my mane some more!"
    >"Harder!"
    >"HARDER!"
    >"PLEASE DADDY FUCK ME HARDER!"
    "OH YEAH, YEAH YOU'RE MY LITTLE SUGARCUBE, PUPPET PAL APPLEJACK! YOU SUIT MY HAT REAL NICE!"
    >"DADDY PLEASE DON'T STOP! PLEASE! FUCK ME!"
 
    >Applejack blinks a few times and slowly breaks away from banging her sock puppets against each other and screaming at them.
    >"U-uuh, I uhh..."
    "I think I'm just gonna go, Applejack. Say hi to Applebloom for me."
    >Applejack goes a deep shade of red.
 
TexAnon !!UsC+cjlldAl 02/12/14(Wed)13:27 UTC-6 No.16253117
Replies: >>16253174 >>16253255
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    >>16252517
    >non f-f applecest
    Pic related
 
    >"Greetings puppet-pal Anonymous!"
    "Good morrow puppet-pal Luna."
    >"Pray tell puppet-pal Anonymous, whose plot do you find superior? Mine sisters or my own?"
    "Why one could hardly call that a question fair princess. Of course yours is the greater derrière despite the NUMEROUS times you've walked in on me POUNDING away at puppet-pal Celestia's. I'm merely intimidated by your beauty from any angle."
    >"Fret not, I understand but my feelings have taken a blow. How do you plan to make it up to us?"
    "I plan on doing everything and more."
    >"Oh puppet-pal Anonymous!"
 
    >"How was our performance? Satisfactory or greater?"
    "Y-you too."
 
Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)13:40 UTC-6 No.16253255
Replies: >>16253305 >>16253433
 
    >>16253117
    >"Hello, puppet pal Anonymous~"
    "Hello to you too, puppet pal Celestia."
    >"Would you care for some tea?"
    "That would be wonderful."
    >"Are you enjoying your day?"
    "I am! Are you?"
    >"I enjoy each and every day around you, puppet-pal Anonymous."
 
    >Celestia removes the sock puppets and smiles at you.
    >"Would you like to take a walk around the castle gardens? I have the most wonderful plant to show you, and then we could return to the castle for tea and cake."
    >Narrow your eyes at Celestia.
    "...No mental problems?"
    >"I'm sorry?"
    "Not gonna go crazy and act out of line?"
    >"Why on earth would I do that?"
    "I don't buy it. You're hiding something terrible."
    >"Not at all! I merely wish to spend my day off with one of my closest friends."
    >A minature Anon in a toga appears on your shoulder clutching a harp and sporting a halo.
    >"DUDE IT'S A TRAP, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!"
    >Launch yourself from your chair and sprint out the room.
    "YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME, CELESTIA!"
    >Celestia sighs and levitates a branding iron from under the table.
    >"Pity... I thought he was the one..."
 
Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)13:55 UTC-6 No.16253433
Replies: >>16253453 >>16253480 >>16253560 >>16253572
 
    >>16253255
    >"Hello, puppet pal Anonymous."
    "Hi puppet pal Mayor Mare."
    >"Wonderful day for a stroll isn't it?"
    "Yes it is, but what are you doing here at my house?"
    >"Well, it seems your home is violating section three paragraph eight of the Ponyville Charter."
    "So...?"
    >"So that means that if you do not rectify this problem we'll be forced to relocate you."
    "B-But I like living here."
    >"Then I'll need some incentive to let you stay~"
 
    >Mayor Mare puts away the puppets and smiles.
    "Fuck off, Twilight already told you my house is fine where it is."
    >The Mayor frantically looks from side to side.
    >"Anon you don't understand I NEED this."
    >Suddenly she tears away her collar to reveal even more clothing somehow.
    >Full leather BDSM gear
    >"Bend over or bend me over sweetie."
    "STRANGER DANGER!"
    >You run at the speed of kenyans.
 
Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)14:08 UTC-6 No.16253572
Replies: >>16253601
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    >>16253433
    >"Sup puppet pal faggot."
    "Nothin much puppet pal cunt."
    >"Did you hear about how-"
 
    >Gilda stops her puppet show, much to your relief.
    >"This is stupid, like really stupid."
    "Yeah I know, those ponies won't stop it either."
    >"You serious? Dash wanted me to do this as a joke."
    "The joke is played out, it's like beating a dead horse at this point."
    >Gilda snickers at your comment.
    >"Yeah, I know right?"
    >You join in on the laughter.
    "Let me guess, you were gonna have your puppet hate-fuck mine?"
    >"Heh heh, yeah how'd you know?"
    "Lucky guess."
    >After the laughter dies down the two of you stand at your doorway awkwardly looking from side to side.
    >"So, wanna fuck?"
    "Yeah get in here. And keep the glasses on it's my fetish."
    >"Sweet."
 
Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)14:11 UTC-6 No.16253601
Replies: >>16253959
 
    >>16253572
    "H-hey, puppet pal Rainbow Dash?"
    >"Yeah, Rainbow Dash?"
    "Is it wrong for us to watch Anon and Gilda have sex through the window?"
    >"Of course not, Rainbow Dash! Now keep rubbing yourself niiice and slow."
    "I don't think I should talk to you any more, puppet pal Rainbow Dash. This feels wrong..."
    >"Shut up and watch, they're getting into it now."
 
    >Rainbow Dash sighs and trails a hoof down between her legs as Anon and Gilda get frisky.
    >Such is life as a pone.
 
Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)14:38 UTC-6 No.16253959
Replies: >>16254012 >>16254143 >>16254273 >>16254611
 
    >>16253601
    >"Hey puppet-pal Anon!"
    "Hey puppet-pal Cheese!"
    >"Salutations puppet-pal Anon."
    >"Hey puppet-pal Boneless!"
    >"Well isn't that swell? How are you doing today Anon?"
    "Why I'm just great!"
    >"Has ye sampled these fine sandwiches?"
    "Actually I have not, puppet-pal Boneless. I might just do that."
    >"Say, you weren't planning on not sharing those were you, puppet-pal Anon?"
    "Perish the thought!"
    >"I'm just kidding, you're real swell."
    >"Quite."
    >"BACK OFF BONELESS, HE'S MINE!"
    >"Tread carefully, oh Earl of Cheese Sandwich for you know not what you bring upon yourself."
    >"I'll bring upon you my party cannon if you make another move."
    >"Thou hasn't the courage."
    >"OH YEAH?!"
    "Guys guys! There's plenty of Anon for everyone!"
    >"Yaaaaaay!"
    >"Simply enchanting."
 
    >"So what did ya think?"
    "...H-How exactly are you controlling Boneless again?"
    >"Oh, I don't judge him by his name, he's not COMPLETELY boneless~"
 
Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)15:33 UTC-6 No.16254611
Replies: >>16254723 >>16254795
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    >>16253959
    >"Hello Puppet Pal Anonymous."
    "Hey Puppet Pal Chrysalis."
    >"Who's the most beautiful creature in all of Equestria?"
    "Why, you are of course."
    >"Am I more beautiful than those ponies?"
    "Yeah, not even Celestia or Luna could compare to you."
    >"Oh stop you're making me blush."
    "That's not all I'm going to make you do."
    >"O-oh my, Anonymous you animal~"
    "You said you needed love, and I'm gonna pump you full of it."
    >"Yes, take me here on the balcony! Show my subjects the love you have for me!"
    >Chrysalis's face is full of concentration, even her tongue is sticking out.
    >Wow that Anon puppet is really going to town on the Chrys puppet.
 
    "Chrysalis, this is getting weird."
    >She doesn't show signs of slowing.
    >"Shh, I'm almost there."
    >You swear you can hear the friction between the puppets,
    "No seriously you're freaking me out."
    >"I can't stop. No brakes."
    "Chrys I-"
    >"I said no brakes! Yes that's it Anon let your love flow all over my face!"
    >You quietly get up from your seat at her table and make your way out of the room.
    >The bug queen is too busy playing with her puppet to notice.
 
No brakes TexAnon !!UsC+cjlldAl 02/12/14(Wed)15:51 UTC-6 No.16254844
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    >"So we meet at last puppet-pal Anonymous."
    "And for the last time puppet-pal Nightmare Moon."
    >"Do you recall my legend?"
    "I can't say that I do now have at you!"
    >"I fly through the night!"
    "Face me coward!"
    >"I will light up the night sky!"
    "Taste my sword of justice! Bonk."
    >"Curses, I have been bested."
    "Any last words?"
    >"I would love it if you would style my mane."
    "Well okay."
    >"Aren't my star berets fabulous?"
    "Indeed they are puppet-pal Nightmare-"
 
    "Moonie! Bed time was half an hour ago."
    >"Just ten more minutes? please...?"
    "Well alright, but when I come back to check on you, I wanna see a sleeping little filly."
    >Upon your exiting her room the filly picks up her puppets again before resuming her play.
    >"MUAHAHAHA!" So quick to succumb to my whims. One day I shall return to my full power and then perhaps you won't see me as such a little filly anymore. Then we'll see who does the 'bonking'."
 
Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)18:04 UTC-6 No.16256490
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    >"Hey Puppet Pal Anon."
    "Hey Puppet Pal Braeburn. Why do you look so sad?"
    >"My marefriend left me."
    "Potato Sack Serina? Ohhh, thats so sad. Why?"
    >"I wasnt enough for her.."
    "Who was?"
    >"A whole bushel of potatoes."
    "What?"
    >"Yeah, she said she'd have felt fuller.
    "Well, you know what they say."
    >"Whats that?"
    "Dont ever trust them pota-hoes."
 
    >Braeburn snickers, "That was kinda funny."
    "Yeah."
 
Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)02:51 UTC-6 No.16264593
Replies: >>16264679 >>16265195 >>16265249
 
    >"Greetings puppet pal Anon."
    Hey puppet pal Blueblood, what's going on?
    >"Well puppet pal Anon, I caught this naughty maid in your room who is in no way puppet pal Shining Armor in mare's clothing."
    Oh, well there's only one thing to do about that.
    >"Agreed. I call "dibs" on the anus."
    Sure I got to top last time. It's only fair.
 
    >You watch as Blueblood uses his sock covered hooves to go to town on a third puppet that covers his penis.
    You know Shining won't go for it.
    >"A stallion can dream can't he?"
 
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Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)03:02 UTC-6 No.16264679
Replies: >>16264816 >>16265195 >>16265249 >>16265749
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    >>16264593
    >"Sup puppet pal Nonymous."
    "Hey puppet pal Vinyl how ya doin?"
    >"Pretty good, got a show goin on later."
    "Awesome, awesome."
    >"You know you're getting in right?"
    "You serious?"
    >"Yeah I am, you're like my best bud dude."
    "Well, shit that's awesome thanks."
    >"No prob, you're gonna get in the VIP section too."
    "Can this get any better?"
    >"Heh, I can think of a few ways."
    "Booze?"
    >"Booze."
 
 
    >Huh, well that seemed pretty normal.
    "Wow Vinyl, here I thought you were gonna have our puppets fuck or something."
    >"W-why would I do that?"
    "I dunno, cause every other pony who puts on these shows for me does?"
    >"But I could just fuck you in the VIP area. I don't need to pretend."
    >You sigh happily before wiping the sweat off your brow.
    >You were really expecting the awkward puppet humping.
    >"I-if its your thing though man I could have these little babies go to town and-"
    "No no no no that's fine. Don't need to make it weird."
    >She smirks, "Yeah I thought so. See you tonight?"
    "Of course."
    >Later that night you bend her over the table in the VIP room.
    >You're sure to finish on her flank just how she likes it.
 
Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)04:18 UTC-6 No.16265249
Replies: >>16265304 >>16265334
 
    >>16264593
    >>16264679
    Oh hey, these are still a thing.
    Coolio.
    ---
    >"Hello, puppet pal Anon!"
    "Hello to you too, puppet pal Mrs Cake!"
    >"Oh please, we're friends! Call me puppet pal Cupcake."
    "Well alrighty then! Might I just say that you're looking beautiful today, puppet pal Cupcake."
    >"Oh, why thank you, puppet pal Anon! You're so sweet and kind to me!"
    "But of course! I love being in your company, puppet pal Cupcake! You're so attractive!"
    >"P-puppet pal Anon! I'm a married mare~"
    "I know that, puppet pal Cupcake. But I can't stop staring at your amazing hips and shapely bottom."
    >"P-puppet pal Anon... My husband isn't home..."
    "I know he's not, puppet pal Cupcake. That's why I'm here. I want to make love to you right on top of this counter."
    >"O-Oh puppet pal Anon! YES! Right there! Oooh~ my husband doesn't touch my like that anymore!"
    "You're beautiful and you deserve to be touched wherever you please, puppet pal Cupcake!"
    >"Tell me more! Please! Tell me how beautiful I am! T-tell me h-how b-beau..ti.. fuhuhuuul--"
 
    >Mrs Cake flings herself against you and sobs uncontrollably.
    >"A-am I still sexy, Anon? AM I STILL APPEALLING?!"
    "Yes! You are! Fucking hell, woman, get a grip!"
    >"C-can we make lo--"
    "NO."
    >You glance at her ass.
    >It just won't quit.
    "Okay, yes. Just for a little bit."
 
Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)06:16 UTC-6 No.16265901
Replies: >>16265940 >>16265985 >>16266265
 
    >Zecora.
    This is gonna be hard.
    ---
    >"Greetings oh friend of puppet sewn."
    "Hello to you, my Zebra lone."
    >"Might I ask you a favour so small?"
    "Of course you may, try not to drawl."
    >"I request that you might solve my ills, they cannot be solved by spells or quills."
    "Actions you desire to cure your plight?"
    >"Actions most brash to banish my blight."
    "What is it, I ask, pray tell let me know!"
    >"I need you to make me your personal ho."
    "A mare of night is what you will be!"
    >"Thank you, my friend, be quick and bone me!"
    "Your walls are most tight, could I be more rough?"
    >"Make me yours, I ensure you, I'm tough."
    "You're a filthy harlot, a swine and a whore."
    >"Please Anon, yes! Please god fuck me more!"
 
    "I think you have some issues, Zecora."
    >"I haven't been laid in so very long, I'm willing to do anything for a dong..."
    "...Right..."
 
Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)06:19 UTC-6 No.16265913
Replies: >>16265985
 
    >>16265809
    "Hey Puppet Pals Aloe, and Lotus."
    >"Hey Puppet Pal Anon."
    "Boy, you two sure like spending time together, are you two sisters?"
    >"No silly."
    "So you're friends?"
    >"Well, we first were coworkers, but then became friends later."
    "What do you two do out of work?"
    >The two dolls look at one another before looking at dollnon, "Nothing."
    "Do you live together? Or with your coltfriends?"
 
    >"Anon, stop trying to pry into our lives, ok? Just stick to the lines we wrote."
    "K."
    >The two clear their throat."
 
    >"Say Puppet Pal Anon, what do you get when a chicken dates a turkey?"
    "Are you two lesbians?"
 
    >"Damn it Anon!"
 
    >You shake the doll angrily, "Kiss you sluts!"
 
Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)06:33 UTC-6 No.16265975
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    >Discord.
    Uh oh.
    ---
    >"Hello there, Anon-puppet."
    "..."
    >"Whatever is the matter?"
    "Puppet pal Discord, when I said 'put on these puppets and make a little show', I didn't actually mean to TURN ME INTO A FUCKING PUPPET."
    >"Oh well I rather think you suit the cloth textures and button eyes, personally."
    "GET YOUR CLAWS OUT OF MY ASS."
    >"Now now, we'll be having none of that, Anon-puppet. Just play along! I'm sure you'll have lots of fun."
    "Hey-- HEY! STOP THAT!"
    >"Laaadee daa, dancing puppet-Anon!~"
    "STOP MAKING ME DANCE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE."
    >"Such language! Well, I'd better sew that mouth shut so that none of the children hear you."
    "NONONommpph! MMMPPH!"
    >"Hmm hmm hmmm~ Hmmm hmm hmm..."
 
    >Discord pulls out another puppet.
    >A Celestia puppet.
    >It's the real thing, obviously, and her mouth is also sewn shut.
    >"And now it's time for Anonymous and Celestia to consummate their love for each other! Pucker up, you two!"
    "MMMMPH!"
    >"MMM MMMPH MMMPH!"
    >"Ahh... Riveting."
 
Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)06:41 UTC-6 No.16266002
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    >>16265812
    >Shining, the princesses
 
    "Hey Puppet Pals Shining and Cadence!"
    >SA:"Hey Puppet pal Anon."
    >Puppet Cadence hops over and inhales before the real cadence picks herself up and looks directly at the screen while speaking in baby talk, "Why hello Puppet Pal Anon, I'm Princess Cadence."
 
    >You tug at her hoof and bring her down while shout whispering, "What the hell are you doing?"
    >"I'm talking to the kids watching at home."
    "Why? That shit is fucking is immersion breaking. Dont do it."
    >SA shakes his head, "Yeah Cadence, its worse than when you speak out of character in our DnD games. A priestess does NOT know what a train is."
    >Cadence rolls her eyes, and sicks the puppet back up.
 
    "So, Puppet Cadence, whats its like to be married to a guy who has the personality of a felt? Also, how does it feel to know he is wearing a puppet on his hoof?"
 
Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)20:56 No.16275512
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    >>16275402
    >"Hey puppet pal AiE"
    "Oh, hi puppet pal Flutterrape, what are you doing at my house?"
    >"W-well, um, I was wondering if I could u-um, come inside?"
    "Of course, we're buds after all, there's nothing wrong with that."
    >"O-okay, I've got some stories to share i-if you don't mind?"
    "As long as you don't mind mine I'm fine with it."
    >"Yaaaaay."
 
    >Not minding the little puppet display, you stand aside to let your little yellow friend in.
    >Immediately the sky darkens above your house, and a giant wet mop suddenly pokes its way through.
    "Oh fuck Flutters what have you done?!
    >"I-I didn't do anything! I don't know what's going on!"
    >The both of you see Scruffy's face peek in on you.
    >"Ya'll aren't supposed to get together. Them's the rules."
    "But we're doing nothing wrong. Since when is collaborating breaking board rules?!"
    >"Gatorbait had to make the Kirk comparison and now I'm mad. Deal with it."
    >Before either you or your timid friend can speak the mop erases the entire area off the map.
    >Fucking Mods.
 
Anonymous 02/13/14(Thu)21:14 No.16275794
 
    >>16275402
    "Hey Puppet Pal Soarin."
    >"Hey Puppet Pal Anon, say, do you want to play Hot Dog?"
    "What's that?"
    >"Well first, do you wanna be the bun, or the dog?"
    "The dog."
    >"Ooo, that's a fun one."
    >The puppet bends over and comes back up with a squeeze bottle of mustard. Splurting it at your puppet, you make disgusted sounds.
 
    "Oh god damn it! You got it all over me!"
    >"Now quick, stick your meaty dog in my buns."
    "Soarin! Put back on your costume!"
    >"C'mon Anon, your gonna lose!"
    "Oh! Oh! Oh! Shazammmmmmmm!"
    >The two puppets go limp as you head tired panting.
    "Ok, let's do that again, but this time, Im double doggin