Title: PERFECT RP Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/MakLXBkP First Edit: Friday 29th of March 2013 01:05:56 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 29th of March 2013 01:05:56 PM CDT Andrew Stein Hi My name is Andrew   8:31pm Darkshot Jrones H-hi i am Darkshot   8:31pm Andrew Stein who is best pony /) Let me answer that You are you wanna roleplay?   8:32pm Darkshot Jrones s-sure   8:32pm Andrew Stein damn I'm smooth Andrew the smooth.. ANdrew, the hard so smooth.. so hard... you know whats harder than me?   8:34pm Darkshot Jrones * she thinks for a while* ummm i don't know   8:34pm Andrew Stein my dick Grabs foreskin... starts farting   8:35pm Darkshot Jrones * she gives you a confusion face* ummm what are you doing?   8:36pm Andrew Stein I'm grabing my foreskin and farting what else duh? you've never done that before? you should really try it out you know? it really relaxes the muscles it becomes more fun if you have diarrhea since you are gambling with your butthole and things can turn really shitty   8:37pm Darkshot Jrones I-i am a mare so no. it wouldn't seem mare like if i did so.   8:40pm Andrew Stein you are...a real mare? Blasphemy There Is Only War. and porn   8:41pm Darkshot Jrones what war?\   8:41pm Andrew Stein The war between Luna, Celestia, and the Imperium of Man.   8:42pm Darkshot Jrones umm i don't believe in war. fighting is not the answer you see   8:44pm Andrew Stein Diarrhea is   8:44pm Darkshot Jrones why is that the answer   8:44pm Andrew Stein BECAUSE magic because you know, its so fun to play with   8:45pm Darkshot Jrones i am a pegisi.... i dont use magic   8:45pm Andrew Stein you should opt to shit in a cloud and kick it over someponies head pegasi magic raindown a shitstorm   8:46pm Darkshot Jrones that is kinda disgusting   8:46pm Andrew Stein .... thats the point tits or gtfo i didn't say it was... uhh the opposite >implying girl >implying u r a grill how many anons still here? a lot   8:48pm Darkshot Jrones ?   8:48pm Andrew Stein fuck I have split-personality disorder wtf, no u dont we do Shut up! do we? I DOOO I am your Tulpa really? me too! I really like my mane! Nah dude, it sucks   8:49pm Darkshot Jrones your confusing the hell out of me   8:49pm Andrew Stein sorry wow, this is all your fault andrew fuck you, no it isnt shhh Hey Darkshot, is it okay if I call you motherfucker jones? I have the knife GOD, LET ONE OF US SPEAK I WILL MYSELF we shouldnt just speak all at once fuck you, I do what I want THE RIDE MUH FEELS I thought we liked fillys more than adults yeah, Apple Bloom was pretty nice the only anon doing anything is the FBIguy come on faggots ehhh he fucked up once   8:51pm Darkshot Jrones *she slowly backs away*   8:51pm Andrew Stein SHE IS ESCAPING, AFTER HER >rape this is all your fault we r 9gagxDD nein no it is nt >rape what is 9gag? wow dude, u r such a fag 9gag means that you can gag down 9 carrots are 4chan and 9gag the same thing?! rule 1 and 2 fag >implying those rules still apply stay pleb wheres conspiracy Keanu when you need him? WHAT IF WE ARE SOME FAGOTS, IMPERSONATING ANOTHER FAGOT what are rules 1 and 2 and whats pleb?   8:53pm Darkshot Jrones *she tries to get free*   8:53pm Andrew Stein there are no brakes mother fucker jones is thoroughly confused ON THE RAPE TRAIN *she hits herself in confusion* nor break or brakes are on, the rape train >implying trains can rape this is 4chin >implying people on train can rape when it never stops >implying rape   8:55pm Darkshot Jrones // your making me confused of what you are doing to my oc   8:55pm Andrew Stein why do all have to talk at once, this is stupid just rape her *RAPE* no dude rape is bad >RAPE >CONSENUAL RAPE stfu man, u gay or smthin we can goto jail for these whatever dude who wants to know   8:56pm Darkshot Jrones *she spreads out her wings, trying to break free*   8:57pm Andrew Stein you are going to get loved, TENDERLY rough or soft? >spreads out wings, to break free nig, that a wing boner she enjoyin it what is stockholm syndrome anal expansion surgery   8:59pm Darkshot Jrones *she passes out from exhuastion* ...........   9:00pm Andrew Stein *good*   9:02pm Darkshot Jrones *she wakes up, finding herself being strap to a table*   9:02pm Andrew Stein (no brakes)   9:04pm Darkshot Jrones w-why are you doing this to me * she starts to cry softly*   9:04pm Andrew Stein Why not because...   9:05pm Darkshot Jrones T-thats not a good enough reason   9:05pm Andrew Stein you see... my pants are dead.. my life is complete shirt I have nothing to lose anymore besides my virginity lel maybe you can help?   9:06pm Darkshot Jrones * she huffs* Fine but only this once got it   9:06pm Andrew Stein ;3 wait...once? 3 times 1 time in each hole   9:07pm Darkshot Jrones fine damn it, let just get this over with   9:07pm Andrew Stein no lube   9:07pm Darkshot Jrones wait why no lube, i not geting prego because of this   9:08pm Andrew Stein no no of cause not unless you want to?   9:08pm Darkshot Jrones i dont   9:08pm Andrew Stein female horses can terminate pregnancy the more you know   9:09pm Darkshot Jrones just get this thing over with   9:10pm Andrew Stein *initiate rape sequence alpha >you insert your hard rod into her marehood >slowly start moving up and down >in and out you spaztic cunt >start speeding up   9:11pm Darkshot Jrones *she gasp, closing her eyes*   9:12pm Andrew Stein >my 2 inch micropenis starts vomiting uncontrollably >pull out >finish some on her belly >fur gets wet   9:13pm Darkshot Jrones you made me sticky, eww i hate being sticky please just hurry so i dont have to do this for long   9:14pm Andrew Stein round 2 START >your micropenis stands up to say hello to her butthole >insert your hard drive   9:16pm Darkshot Jrones *she lets out a soft moan, *   9:16pm Andrew Stein (installing hardware) >start moving in and out >stops >position her on the top you do the job   9:18pm Darkshot Jrones * her eyes widen* w-why do i have to do it.   9:18pm Andrew Stein because magic now GO! Snort snort   9:19pm Darkshot Jrones your going to force me to do this part of this job by using magic   9:19pm Andrew Stein my fetish is girls on top just move up and down, its not complicated >you ram her down on your rod using magic go   9:21pm Darkshot Jrones *she yeps, slowly riding you, crying a little* i am just doing this so i dont get hurt   9:21pm Andrew Stein 'course u are   9:22pm Darkshot Jrones yes i am.... i dont like doing this by force, i only will so i dont get hit.   9:23pm Andrew Stein then you better start movin   9:24pm Darkshot Jrones * she starts riding again, crying softly* y-your lucky i dont have a weapon on me, i am a insane person with one   9:25pm Andrew Stein >you ejaculate and fill up her butthole You're lucky You aren't younger. I typically kill the younger ones when I'm done with them with my bare hands.   9:25pm Darkshot Jrones *she gets off of you* can i go now   9:26pm Andrew Stein one more hole to fill not just yet... >i position yourself in front of your face open your mouth >i gently but firmly push my penis into your left eye's pupil >ram your rod in her mouth   9:27pm Darkshot Jrones *she pushes herself back, closing the eye* Dont do that   9:28pm Andrew Stein *accidentally puts it in your mouth* oh im sorry >that will teach you to speak when spoken to suck it remember to swallow   9:29pm Darkshot Jrones *she smiles evily, sucking slowly* oh i will   9:29pm Andrew Stein <.< >.>   9:30pm Darkshot Jrones *she bites your member*   9:30pm Andrew Stein Oh I like that Bite it harder Im a masochist fucking bitch why would you do that i think im fucking bleeding keep going Ugh, my tulpas are acting up again, sorry >the blood gushing from my penis causes me to moan uncontrollably, the pressure being released is better than anything i've ever felt before >cum >blood mixing with salivia and semen >uses magic, forcing you to swallow and spaghetti >you did this to yourself you naughty naughty filly   9:32pm Darkshot Jrones *he swallows, choking no stop* quit and i am not a fucking filly   9:32pm Andrew Stein >pull out   9:33pm Darkshot Jrones she*   9:33pm Andrew Stein >finish some on face   9:33pm Darkshot Jrones you put some on my face i will try to kill you   9:34pm Andrew Stein you know you liked it >start rubing her marehood >she slowly become wet   9:35pm Darkshot Jrones just because i am a mare doesnt mean i like it.... this was pretty much rape   9:36pm Andrew Stein >implying it wasn't rape but girls love it when you take control of the situation, don't tell me you weren't at all aroused priceless >implying grill >Start playing with her clit >Slowly rubs hoof up and down whilst licking the bloody seemen off of your cunt   9:38pm Darkshot Jrones i dont like it   9:39pm Andrew Stein Youre going to learn to like it Spits in her eyes there are no stops on the rape train Begins fisting you marehood more passionitly   9:43pm Darkshot Jrones *she puts her hoofs aropund your neck trying to choke you   9:43pm Andrew Stein >force the hoof away using magic >position it on your member, making her rub it Telekinectically begins whipping your hard flanks with your own tail