Title: Mykan Meltdown Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/4G6tsuJA First Edit: Wednesday 17th of August 2016 11:00:27 PM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 17th of August 2016 11:00:27 PM CDT Mykan cleared the room 94 minutes ago Voiceguy entered for the first time 24 minutes ago Voiceguy: You actually here? Mykan: yes Voiceguy: Alright then. Mykan, there's no way I'm gonna change your opinion on your own story. But it's just not good. At the end of the day though, who cares what other people think of your own fucking story? I don't like it, and I'm gonna most likely continue mocking it, because I like to make people laugh. And no, I'm not gonna use the starfleet version. Mykan: What I can't stand is people lying, and people who amuse themselves at the expenses of others! Voiceguy: Get the fuck over it. Mykan: How about yo get over yourself Mykan: you** Voiceguy: I'm so over myself i can see my own ass. Mykan: Good, someone should kick it Voiceguy: *lick it. Voiceguy: Fixed that for you Mykan: Seriously, you assholes are getting worse every day Mykan: Just like Television is Voiceguy: Why do you care about what people think about your fucking story, dude? Like seriously, I can't fucking wrap my head around the fact that if one fucking person pokes fun at the fucking thing, you throw a fucking bitch fit. Mykan: Cuz you're one of MANY Mykan: and it's not just the fic itself ya dope Mykan: Besides, you're throwing an ever bigger fit right now, just like the rest, and making up lies and falsehoods Mykan: Some of you still can't even pronounce Grand Ruler Real name right Voiceguy: Okay, please point out these fucking lies and falsehoods Mykan: "Mykan's a homophoe" Mykan: "Mykan's a Homosexual" Mykan: "Mykan wished Miscarriage on someone" Voiceguy: I haven't said any of that shit. Mykan: "Mykan's a Pony *Bleeper*" Voiceguy: What's wrong with fucking ponies? Mykan: With your crummy attitude and the way you're bitching at me now, you're just as hot for it! Mykan: Oh, and the level of hypocrisy is staggering! Voiceguy: Hey, you invited me into the chat, I'm just trying to get a straight answer from you. Why do you care about some assholes on the internet? Mykan: You people preech to me about moving on, yet you don't do it yourselves (Still with the DEAD Magic is Believing bull) Mykan: Because, I have no patience for bullies and mockers of any kind Mykan: And the way I see it, they're gonna go 1 of two ways Mykan: Either get straightened out... or BENT into punishment (Maybe not by me, but by something) Mykan: "amusing yourself at the expense of someone else is COSTLY entertainment" Voiceguy: Ok edgelord. I used to think you were just angry, but I can see you seriously have some issues. You act like a person who mocks shit like yours is just asshole to everyone and anyone. I'm not an asshole to my family, my friends, even to strangers. I'm a nice guy deep down. But someone like you comes along, who thinks his version of FiM is so much fucking better, you write out this fucking batshit insane story. Why? Mykan: you just answered your own question with that nasty attitude and potty mouth Voiceguy: Ok how old are you? Mykan: Oh, and you just lied again... Mykan: I think my Starfleet is better for ME, because I don't like how FIM is Voiceguy: HOW IS THAT A LIE? I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WROTE IT. Jesus Christ. Voiceguy: Also answer my question Mykan: And you say I have issues? Mykan: Chillout! Voiceguy: You flabbergast me Mykan. You honestly do. Mykan: More like you do it to yourself Mykan: Kinda like people who say it's my fault they read my stuff (It isn't really) Voiceguy: Well yeah, I guess it is my own fault to subjecting myself to it. Anon entered for the first time Mykan: Exactly... Voiceguy: Uh oh, spaghettios Mykan: You don't like my fic fine... Mykan: But it's a bit far to do what you and the others do Anon: This is the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen. Mykan: Even further when lies and falsehoods are made up Voiceguy: What the hell did I do? If anything, I'm just giving your story more traffic. Mykan: you're not Mykan: I told you before, there is NO Magic is Believing Mykan: You're getting people to view a fic that is outofdate, deleted and revised a little. Voiceguy: Yes I am, and? Anon: I almost, just ALMOST feel bad for posting that link to Mykan's fic now. But then I'd miss this glorious shitfest. Mykan: I also assume like most you'll get Grand Ruler's NAME wrong Mykan: (Then again that's only PARTLY understandable, the way it's spelled) Anon: It's Cel-eest-oh, right? Mykan: It's pronounced Mykan: Celesto (Che... Less... Tow) Anon: That makes no fucking sense. Mykan: And it's not a rippoff of Celestia's name... the name is very real Anon: Of course not. Mykan: http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/... Anon: That link even pronounces it differently. Voiceguy: Chu-Les-To Mykan: I tell people that, and they give me more grief (Ya can't even try to reason with such animals) Mykan: I wanted his name to be just like Celestia (Meaning: Heavenly) Mykan: And there were only FIVE male names that mean that (My real name is one of them) Voiceguy: I prefer the proper pronunciation of all things. If I ever get that far in the fic, I'm gonna say it right. Mykan: Yeah (That far of the wrong fic) Mykan: Even when I try to revise it all I get is crap McAutismo entered for the first time Anon: Welcome to the party. McAutismo: prepare for autism Anon: We're already drenched. McAutismo: What's going on? Mykan: And I don't appreciate the way you make fun of Autistic people either Anon: Names and pronunciation. McAutismo: Mykan, I'm standing with you Voiceguy: Don't worry, I'm autistic, I can say whatever. McAutismo: I believe people like you and me should be allowed to write whatever they want Anon: Some of my best friends are autistic. McAutismo: I have Assburgers and autism blocks too McAutismo: I can relate. McAutismo: I know how satisfying it is to let out a good big shit on the internet Voiceguy: I'm glad this is happening. I had a bad day and this shit is just brightening me up. Mykan: So that's all everythign is to you huh? just shit Voiceguy: It's an expression Mykan. Jesus Christ not everything is a damn insult. Mykan: Uh uhn... McAutismo: Mykan, I'm an autistic immigrant too, but at least I can spell Anon: But sometimes it's both. McAutismo: and I'm not black McAutismo: unlike you're missing dad Mykan: "this shit is just brightening me up." in an insult Anon: Autismo, you need to go back. Voiceguy: So hey, who wants to erotically roleplay? McAutismo: Why? Mykan: Uh huh... I think I got all I need Anon: My cock is already in my hand. McAutismo: byež Mykan: Another batch of lowly faggots who can't seem to find things better to do than be bitches to people on like for quick laughs Voiceguy: What are you gonna do, send this chat in to the fun police? Mykan: Even my style shows better dignity than that Mykan: No, I just have to wait is all Anon: The irony here is delicious. Voiceguy: LOL, YOU JUST MAD CUZ I'M STYLIN' ON YOU Mykan: I don't know how, I don't even know when, but I do know some day... you will get what's coming to you Mykan: (Punishment) Anon: I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS Voiceguy: Oh please Mykan. I'm not a god damn idiot. I know what I can and can't say on the internet. Anon: YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD KIDDO Mykan: Puh-LEASE... Mykan: Even an idiot has more dignity than you do Anon: I'm generally opposed to leasing. Voiceguy: I can poke fun all I want. As long as I don't actually mention you personally, tell you to kill yourself, or threaten you, I'm good. Mykan: Puh! A Cyberbully by any other action is just as retarded and deserving of punishment Mykan: You'll still get yours Anon: Mykan, you shouldn't say "retarded". Anon: It's offensive. Anon: To yourself. Mykan: Hey, if offense is all you animals understand, then offense it is Voiceguy: You must be a STAUNCH believer of karma. Anon: So, how did this even start? How did the two of you get in touch? Grindr? Voiceguy: He posted the Chatzy on the comment section of video Voiceguy: *of the video Anon: Does he obsessively Google himself or something? Your channel isn't super easy to find. Mykan: I do google myself Voiceguy: OH MY GOD WHAT Mykan: To see what bullshit people are saying and to try to make sure no innocent people get screwed up over the lies Mykan: And it's a good thing I did... Anon: How, exactly, does this harm innocent people? Mykan: It's one thing to LIE about having a stillbirth and being hospitalized McAutismo joined the chat Mykan: It's another thing to LIE to other people saying I wished Stillbirth on someone Mykan: And it's WAY over the line to want to get other people involved, inclduing an entire forum of mothers who suffered miscarries Voiceguy: And you tell me to get over myself. Jesus Christ Mykan that's paranoia. That's actually a problem. McAutismo: I wish stillbirth on you tbh Anon: Too late for that now. Mykan: Nope... it's true McAutismo: You obviously don't know about unbirthing Mykan: I wanred the fourm before they were fed any lies Anon: Let's not go there. Mykan: Oh yes we will... Mykan: this is why I do this... McAutismo: Okay I will Anon: I wasn't talking to you, turbonerd. Mykan: Mocking me is bad enough Mykan: But making up lies and falsehoods, and getting other people involved... that's way too much McAutismo: unbirthing just for you smile McAutismo: https://www.google.ca/search?q=hentai+un... Anon: Meaning Mykan. You're also a turbonerd, Autismo, but not the biggest one right now. Voiceguy: Yep, I'm out. Mykan, get over yourself. Anon, we need to embrace all fetishes. McAutismo, Cock vore is the superior vore. Peace McAutismo: http://g.e-hentai.org/tag/female%3Aunbirth Mykan: Nah, you just get hurt Mykan: that's that McAutismo: Have a nice day Anon: Poor little Voiceguy got rekt Kek entered for the first time Anon: Will he ever recover+ McAutismo: lord kek Anon: ? McAutismo: get out McAutismo: And yep, he got rekt like me by Yttybitty Kek: I'm sure he's not to booty blasted. Anon: I miss Voiceguy aready. Anon: Too bad he couldn't handle Mykan's very logical and utterly coherent arguments. Anon: Either way, I'm out. Mykan: Puh, none of you can Mykan: That requires a brain Anon: Sure. Anon: Either way, I'm forced out by your impressive arguing skills. Mykan: W'ever Anon: Bye. Hope that crippling autism of yours gets better.