Title:           Moondancer offers you $500 for sex, autism ensues.
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Wednesday 16th of September 2015 01:06:32 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 16th of September 2015 01:06:32 AM CDT

Chapter 1.
>Looking up from your lunch with your best "Owen Wilson" face, you blink a couple times.
"I'm sorry. I'm sure I heard that wrong. What did you just ask me?"
>Moondancer blushes from across, and looks around the practically vacant lunch table, making sure no one heard.
>That's right nigga.
>You're not even good enough to sit with background characters in this story.
>L-look..I was talking with Twilight, and she told me that the other girls hooked her up, and she lost...her "V-card"...a-and-"
"You're trying to keep up with her, by losing yours? Why me though?"
>She twiddles her fingers.
>"A-am I not pretty enough?"
"No! You're gorgeous-"
>She blushes, and bashfully smiles.
"-I'm just a tad bit confused. It's not everyday some girl walks up to me, and says "Give me the D"."
>She tilts her head in confusion.
"D is for dick."
>".....?"
"Penis."
>"OOOOOOOOOHHHH."
>She turns red again, looking down, and breathing hard, like Reuben Studdard eyeing a triple Baconator.
>You return to your lunch of a meatless sandwich.
>Fucking Vegetarian meals.
>You'd think the students were horses or something with the shit they serve here.
>"S-so...?"
"So what?"
>"Will you do it?"
"I'm waiting on you to answer my question first."
>She plays with a loose strand of hair, pushing her glasses up on her nose.
>"I j-j-ust uh..well..you're so cool, and popular..."
>HA. WHO TOLD HER THAT LIE?
>"I-I thought that maybe you could teach me h-how to "do i-it"..I wanna be cool."
"Getting fucked does not make you cool."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls9JrR1-c8Y [Embed]
>The entire lunch room goes deathly silent, and all eyes fall on you.
>You gulp, eyes darting left and right.
"I-it makes you a FUCKING GEE!"
>Lunch activities resume as normal after your declaration.
>Moon Dancer leans in.
>"I'll pay you."
>Pay you?
>Isn't this prostitution?
 
Chapter 2.
>Also, contrary to popular belief, you aren't in fact a sexual tyrannosaurus as many would believe.
>You're just some green guy.
>The worst color.
>The color that is not creative at that!
>You play with your sandwich, trying to process what you just heard.
"Look Moondancer..I appreciate the request..I really do..but I-"
>"One hundred dollars."
"What?"
>"Not enough? Two hundred."
>You double-take.
"Now hold on a second-"
>"Four."
"MOON DAN-"
>"Five hundred, and no higher to sleep with me!"
>SHIT NIGGA.
>You would've taken a half eaten Lunchable and a fun-sized bag of skittles to just smell her seat after she got up!
>You open, and close your mouth a few times like a fish out of water, and blink hard a couple times.
"O-Okay! I'll do it!"
>Fuck it.
>You'll be her vietnamese boyslut for five hunskie!
>She smiles, and clasps her hands together happily.
>"So where do we go from here?! Do I like meet you behind the bleachers for a--for a--"
>She whips out a notepad from her pocket, and flips through a couple pages.
>"A Globe job?"
"What?"
>"A globe job. It's where one inserts the male genitalia into their mouth for the sake of pleasure?"
>You awkwardly scratch your chest, furrowing your brow.
"That's...that's a "blow job" Moondancer."
>She snaps her fingers.
>"See? I knew I picked the right gentleman! This is gonna be perfect!"
>She slides out of her seat, looking at you with joyful eyes.
>"I'm going to go to the library, and try to get more information! I'll see you at sixth period!"
"Moondancer wait! It's not a good idea to--"
>She hurries away with an extremely girlish run right out of the cafeteria.
"Use public computers to search sexual stuff...Oh fuck me.."
>There's a problem here. You're actually...sorta...kinda...
>You're a virgin yourself. Not to mention You thought girls got pregnant through their buttholes since the age of ten to half a year back..
>You're gonna have to do some research yourself.
 
Chapter 3.
>The rest of the lunch period is spent, with you tapping your finger on the table deep in thought, about what you're going to do about this whole "Fuck Moondancer for five hundred dollars" thing.
>Fuck what was said earlier.
>You totally look like a main character right now!
>Getting up, you make your way to the trashcan, only to get shoved aside by the "Lame Six".
>"Watch where you're going cumstain!"
>Sour Sweet bumps into you hard, nearly toppling you over.
>You bite your bottom lip as her entourage follow behind her, with Twilight Sparkle bringing up the rear.
>Don't misunderstand. You're no mass of lard, or a skeleton with skin.
>Sour Sweet has hips so wide, you know that bitch is gonna be on Maury in a couple years.
>Twilight meekly finger waves to you.
>You'd wave back, but this isn't fucking Nightly Scilight Thread.
>BRRRNNNNNNNG.
>There's the bell.
>You shove your hands into your pockets, and head out into the busy halls of Crystal Prep Academy, swerving, and avoiding the various students.
>This needs a hip young, but out-played song to reflect high school life, inaccurately complete with panning shots to random students talking, and the various pictures, and trophies of the school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITpET0puPcQ [Embed]
>UGH. THAT'S SHIT.
>It's perfect!
>You're overthinking this.
>How many porns have you watched in your life? How many crispy socks do you have hidden under your bed?
>Okay, maybe that's a little too much information, but you get the gist.
>Now we have a plan!
>You'll watch lewd. So much lewd, you'll quit possibly impregnate your trashcan with all the tissues you plan to go through tonight.
>Still too much information.
>You make a quick trip to your locker, before heading to your next class, feeling confident in your plan, which is pretty much what you do every night.
>The desperation is real.
>The next class is Geometry. The worst of the math family.
 
Chapter 4
>You enter class behind that weird albino chick with the chiseled jaw, and take your seat in the back by the window.
>It's akin to the spot where comic extra characters sit, when they're not even allowed differentiating colors.
>They're just colored one color.
>Life is suffering sometimes.
>Which makes this request by Moondancer all the more odd.
>You're a bucolic nonentity.
>An extra.
>You only know her name, because she's always on the honor roll list, and it only stuck after you saw it for the fifteenth time.
>She's cute. Like most of the girls in CPA, but she always seemed out of your league.
>Now, you've been offered the golden ticket to center stage.
>You get to be this girl's first, and score five Benjamins to boot. Assuming she's not trying to trick you.
>Wait!
>She's friends with Twilight, and her shitty friends!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA [Embed]
>It's gonna be like Carrie.
>She's gonna ask you to come to some "secluded" place, and ask you to get naked.
>As soon as you let your TOTALLY HUEG, BULKY, GOLEM PENIS, a curtain or some shit is gonna fall, and the whole school will be waiting with their cell phone cameras at the ready.
>Humiliation ensues.
"Oh that fucking bitch...She's just trying to get in good with the lame six! I knew it was too good to be true! Like she has five hundred dollars.."
>You bang your fists on your desk.
>The noise attracts the attention of the whole class, as they begin to pile in, and sit down.
"Uhhh...it was a bug."
>Numerous shrugs happen throughout, and the bell finally rings.
>You grit your teeth thinking about how stupid you were being a few minutes ago.
>You ain't no goddamn fool.
>Anonymous is a thug!
>"Psst!"
>She must've forgot where you came from!
>A little town called "Chokabytch"!
>"Anonymous!"
>Chris Brown texted you for advice on how to deal with his woman!
>A finger taps your shoulder rapidly a few times.
 
Chapter 5
>Wait.. what if it's actually on the up, and up?
>You might not get that five hundred, but you might get some booth~
>An eraser bounces off the side of your head.
>You touch the spot it hit, and look around for the culprit.
>Sitting next to you is Twilight Sparkle, who is waving you down from behind a book.
>You shake your head a few times as if asking "what”?
>She hands you a folded piece of paper.
>Oh boy.
>Is this going to turn into some type of ecchi, harem manga story?
>You unfold the paper, and read what's inside.
>"Anonymous. It pains me to say that we cannot engage in our planned activities of fornication this evening as I have had the misfortune of acquiring detention for looking at Adult sites on the library computers. Twilight was kind enough to pass this note along to you with my phone number at the bottom.”
>An arrow at the bottom points to a neatly written display of digits.
>This is your first phone number from a girl!
>So much confusion right now.
>Is this for real? Or an elaborate scheme to shame/humiliate you?
>"Are you two an item now?”
>You look to Twilight who's still ducked behind her book, then to the teacher who seems to be going on about something math related.
>You should really pay attention to this.
>But then again, math is for ching chong people.
>And you're AMERICAN.
>"N-not really. We're just doing a business thing.”
>She looks away as if thinking.
>"I-is that all?”
>"Yes?”
>She pokes her bottom lip out and looks away again.
>"How l-long have you been talking?”
"Just today.”
>What's with the third degree?
>"I see...are you going to call her?”
"What's with the sudden interest?”
>Twilight's eyes get wide, and turn back to the book.
>It should be worth mentioning that the book she's using as a shield is a economics book.
>"I'm sorry! I shouldn't have asked…."
>You read Moondancer's note again.
"What the hell is fornication?”
 
Chapter 6
>You didn't pay much attention in geometry, but you couldn't help but notice Twilight staring at you from time to time.
>It made you break out into goosebumps.
>Well next period Moondancer should be there!
>You can get some more information from her then.
>Study hall.
>The highschool student's recess, amirite?
>There's only a handful of students including you in here though.
>And it's the auditorium.
>So basically, you were one of the few they couldn't fit into classes.
>Entering the spacious hall you see some students inside already lounging around.
>You take a seat in the back, and kick your feet up, awaiting Moondancer.
>A few minutes before the bell rings, she drags herself in.
>Girl looks like she just lost her best friend.
"Yo."
>She looks up at you, a nods, heading to your aisle and flopping down next to you.
"What's up? Did the world end while I wasn't looking?"
>"You know what's up..."
>Dis Dick.
"I actually don't!"
>She looks at you with a quivering bottom lip.
>"I got Detention! What do you think?!"
>Oh.
>You shrug.
"It happens. Just look at it as a learning experience."
>What are you even saying right now?
>"Yo-you're right..."
>She leans back, and sighs, then looks to you.
>You gulp.
>She takes out her handy dandy notebook, and flips through a few pages.
>"So..uh...I found out a few things I-I was thinking we could try.."
"B-but your note...!"
>She blushes, and sinks into herself bashfully.
>"This i-is just pr-practice stuff.."
>Practice?
"Like what?"
>She consults her notebook.
>"This site I was on earlier..i-it says that we could try th-things like uh.."4-ply".."
>Moondancer needs to get her glasses fixed.
"I think you mean "foreplay","
>She snaps her fingers.
>"See? I knew I picked the right guy! That's exactly what I meant!"
>You smile nervously, trying not to sweat.
>She wants to do that? Right here?!
 
Chapter 7
"But what if we get caught?"
>She looks around the spacious room.
>"I think we'll b-be okay..It's n-not full blown sexual intercourse!"
"SSSH!"
>You cover her mouth and look around. No one is paying either of you any attention.
>Why should they?
>A nerdy girl and some extra character?
>She places her hands on yours, and lowers them.
>"I-it's fine. We'll just be quiet.."
>She continues to lower them.
>"I was told, it's just like touching yourself, b-but with someone else doing it..!"
>You start breathing hard.
>Sure that makes it easy, but her description isn't quite accurate.
>It's not like she has a dick or something-
>Oh god.
>Please don't have a dick.
>You pull your hands away like a little faggot.
>Zip up your fucking pants reader.
"M-moondancer wait..thi-this still doesn't make sense!"
>"What doesn't?"
>You fidget.
"Just..me."
>"You?"
"Yeah. Why me? I'm not cool or anything! I'm just...some guy."
>Moondancer looks into your eyes, pushing her glasses up on her nose.
>"You're really s-serious?"
>You hold your hands out as if it's obvious.
>Moondancer sighs, and leans forward, placing her elbows on the front seat.
>"Do you not want to do this?"
"N-no! I do! I really do! I want to--uh--"Murder your baby mound, and play with your butt like a joystick"...baybeh."
>OOOOOH CRINGE.
>She tilts her head in confusion again.
>"Uh..okay..?"
>You turn red in shame.
"I-I was trying to turn you on…"
 
Chapter 8
>She looks at you for a few seconds, and perks up.
>"Ooooh. Was this "filthy talk?"
"Dirty talk."
>"Right. That."
>You both sit there in awkward silence.
>This is going to be harder than you thought.
>"This is going to be harder than I thought."
"My sentiments exactly."
>She pats her knees a couple times.
>"Well maybe we can start slow..I mean..it's not like we have to just "do it" right now. Right?"
"True. What did you have in mind?"
>She looks at her notebook with squinted eyes.
>"Well maybe we can try more with dirty talking!"
"Uhhh..."
>She straightens herself up, in her seat.
>"I'll start."
>She returns to the notebook.
>"Okay..here I go-"
>Not most lewd chat sessions start with "here I go".
>"I want to cum inside Rainbow-"
"L-let's try another one shall we?"
>Now you know where she's been getting the sexual advice from at least.
>She smiles.
>"Alright!"
>She makes Chinese eyes at the notebook again.
>"I want you to open up my love tunnel, and piss in my womb"?"
"Do you even know what you're saying?"
>"No..."
>She hangs her head once more.
>"Well...m-maybe you can teach me? I'm sure you've done it hundreds of times right?"
>What does she think you are? Some type of phonesex whore?
"N-not really..but I know a thing or two!"
>She squees, and claps her hands together real fast.
>"I'm ready sensei! Teach me!"
>Sensei?
>You clear your throat. Okay. Take two.
 
Chapter 9
>Shit!
>You spoke a good game, but now it's put up or shut up time.
"Well...you see..."
>"Mhm?!"
>She leans in eagerly.
"I want to...uh..I want to lick...uh.."
>"Go on..."
"I want to lick your...fuck..Douglas pouch!"
>She cocks an eyebrow, and opens the corner of her mouth.
>"You wish to place your mouth upon my Recto-Uterine pouch?"
>You honestly only saw that word in team Medical dragon, and just always wanted to use it.
"I guess?"
>She makes a look of disgust now.
>"Th-that area is absolutely...it's FILTHY! That's located near the posterior fornix of the vagina!"
>Uh oh.
>Is this the part where she acts disgusted, but is actually turned on?
"So..is it making you hot bby?"
>"NO."
>O-oh..
>You look away feeling like a gigantic spaghetti spewing Fedoralord.
>"Maybe dirty talking just isn't my thing..."
"Maybe. I mean..different strokes for different folks."
>"What does a sitcom in the 1970's have to do with anything?"
"No. I'm referring to the saying. Like everyone isn't into the same thing."
>She perks up again in realization
>"O-ooh..OHHHHH."
>This is gonna be a long and tedious process.
>You both sit there in silence for a long while.
>Why is this period taking so damn long to end?!
>"Do you like me?"
>You snap your head to her.
"Where is this coming from?"
>"Are you not trying, because you don't like me...? Or is it because me, and Twilight are friends...?"
>She blinks slowly looking down.
>"And she's fr-friends with "them"."
>Not trying? You're trying as hard as you fucking can.
>She just doesn't know you probably have less experience than her.
>You clench your hands on your lap, and make up your mind.
>Time to go for it.
>Not much time left in the period.
"H-hey.."
>"Yes?"
>You gulp.
"Lean back.”
 
Chapter 10
>She looks into your eyes unsure of what to do.
"Trust me. I won't hurt you."
>Much.
>You're flying by the seat of your pants right now.
>You just plan to go with what feels right, and good for her.
>And rely on memories of fapping every night to every twisted fetish under the sun.
>She visibly gulps this time, and slowly nods, settling into her seat.
>Wonder if this will net you like maybe a hundred dollars or something?
>Your trembling hand makes its way towards her heaving body.
>"O-okay. I'm ready.."
>You place a clammy hand on her chest, feeling her heart pound in her chest.
>"Th-that feels amazing.."
"I haven't done anything y-yet.."
>She leans in towards you, with pink cheeks.
>"Y-your touch feels amazing.."
>Okay..this is more than a job.
>You lightly squeeze her bosom, as she gazes into your eyes, releasing a little gasp.
>Your eyes bulge out of your head, and you begin chewing on your lips.
"Does that feel g-good?"
>She nods, not breaking eye contact.
>It does feel amazing. It's so soft, and malleable.
>This is the first time you've felt a girl's chest, as sad as that sounds, but you can't help but be in awe.
>A small nub pokes from her sweater, touching the center of your palm.
>Like a child learning about shapes, you focus your attention on that small nub,taking it between your bent index, and middle fingers.
>"Mm-mnh!"
>You look around, hoping no one heard her moan.
>Coast is clear.
>"I fe-feel something brewing inside m-me..like a chain reaction..!"
>You smile nervously.
>A nerd through, and through.
>You inch in closer to her gasping mouth, slowly opening your own.
>She takes notice of your advancement, and inches in as well.
>Hot breath flutters across your lips, and-
>"Are you two having fun?"
>Your blood runs cold at the sound of the mystery spectator's voice.
>Leaning on the seats behind the two of you, is the worst member of the "lame six" grinning like a sadist hyena.
>Sour.
 
Chapter 11
>No...NOOO!
>It's only day one!
>Stuff like this doesn't happen until more has happened!
"S-Sour!"
>Moondancer covers her chest, and turns away hiccuping.
>Sour leans on the vacant seat, on her elbow, and looks at you, and then at Moondancer.
>"Looks like there was something going on here, hm?"
"No-nope. Nothing at all. W-we were just talking! Right Moondancer?!"
>She nods frantically, still turned away.
>Sour chuckles.
>"That was some heavy talking with your hand on her boob, greenbean. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you've done that before!"
>You fight back your face contorting into one of extreme sorrow.
>She's got you by the sack, and she knows it.
>You know it.
>But she won't do something to jeopardize your future right? You're nothing!
>Just some extra in another person's story...
>She reaches behind her, and shows you a thumbnail on her cellphone.
>"Take a look. Got some good footage here!"
>She presses it with her thumb.
>"Well...you see..."
>"Mhm?!"
>"I want to...uh..I want to lick...uh.."
>"Go on..."
>"I want to lick your...fuck..Douglas pouch!"
>You put your face in your hands.
>How could you not have noticed her sitting behind you?
>She giggles.
>"To be fair, it was so hot, and heavy, there was no way you could have heard or seen me coming!"
>Moondancer hiccups again.
>"Please s-stop.."
>Sour Sweet leans over, and rudely plays with Moondancer's frazzled hair with a finger.
>Bitch is straight out of a comic book.
>"Awww. don't cry little baby. I won't be mean to you...provided you do what I want."
>You look at her like she's batshit crazy.
"Blackmail?! What?!"
>"Nooo. Not blackmail! I just need some...What's that thing..? GOFERS! I've always wanted an errand boy!"
"This is so cliche."
>"Isn't it though?"
>She strokes your cheek tauntingly.
>"I expect to see you here tomorrow bright and early greenbean. I got some things that need done, and I don't want to do them myself~"
>Probably gonna regret this...
"Or what?”
 
Chapter 12
>"I show this to the whole school for one-"
"Is that all? Two kids feeling each other up is nothing compared to what actually happens here behind closed doors!"
>She teeters her head looking up at the ceiling with her bottom lip poked out.
>"True. true...maybe they won't care, but what about the headmistress?"
>You turn blue this time.
>"You catch my drift. That lady has yet to remove the stick. She get word of this or even worse, SEE IT?"
>She mockingly salutes you.
>You shake your head, looking down.
"Why though? What do you get out of all this? What use could I possibly be to you!"
>She leans back in her seat kicking back.
>"Well Twily talks about you alllll the time. I figured, why not see what you're about myself?"
>Twilight again!
>Moondancer peeks at you from her huddle.
>BRRRRRNNNNNG.
>"Ooh! I even get to make a dramatic exit! I expect you to get here on time tomorrow Greenbean~"
>You could always just take the phone away from her..by force.
>....Nigga please.
>If you were to flex, your shit would just crumple in the middle like a bugs bunny cartoon.
>She'd beat you like Applejack beats Applebloom.
>References!
>You slowly get up, suddenly not wondering if Moondancer is trying to trick you anymore.
>"I'm so sorry Anon...This is my fault! I'm so sorry...!"
>Well...shit. it kinda is.
>There's something more going on you don't know about, but one thing is for sure.
>Getting that five hundred dollars is gonna be a lot more difficult than you first thought now.
 
Chapter 13
"Wait..."
>You look at a post that just appeared.
>"Stop being a fuccboi OP. Just text "hello. How are you?" and go from there. Maybe if you got out of your basement once in a while you disgusting NEET, maybe you wouldn't be on an anonymous messageboard asking strangers on advice on how to talk to a grill!"
>You bite your lips in rage, and pummel your keyboard.
"NO U."
>You lean back, and cross your arms in satisfaction. Showed that cunt.
>Despite his asshole remark, he is correct.
>You text a mere "Hello" to Moondancer, and await-
>VRRRN. VRRRNNN.
>Your phone is going crazy.
>"Is this Anon? I hope so! I've been waiting on a call!"
>Wow. This girl can text like a fiend.
>You glance up at the messageboard, and see someone has started a mocking greentext about you.
"Fuck that shit. I got a grill's...er..girl's number! That makes my social stock twelve times higher than those faggots!"
>You ex out of the screen, and reply.
"How was detention?"
>":("
>Huh.
>Never took Moondancer for a texting type of person.
>"It was terrible! I wasn't allowed to study at all!"
>You roll your eyes.
>"What about you? Are you okay?"
"I'm fin. I didn't get hurt or anything."
>The last reply comes a little slower.
>"It's my fault though. I didn't mean for anything to happen to you.,,:("
>Which reminds you.
"What is she going to have you do for her anyway?"
>"Her Homework."
>OF FUCKING COURSE.
>Make the guy have the worst of it all.
>Is this being written by Hasbro execs?
"Are you home?"
>"Yes."
>You twirl a little in your chair.
"Do you wanna keep doing this thing?"
>Another length of time passes before she replies.
>"Yes."
>Part of you is relieved, but another part of you wanted her to say no.
>VRRRNN. VRRRNNN.
>Moondancer sent you a picture.
>You open the attachment, and-
>.......
"Godammit."
>ZIIIIIIP~
 
Chapter 14
~some time later~
>VRRRN. VRRRRN.
>You fall back in your seat exhausted, with a big grin.
>You toss another set of ruined socks to the side with a wet splat near your bed.
>At least all those socks for Christmas come in handy for something.
>Thank you Grandmama~
>You finally pick your phone up, and look at all the messages Moondancer sent you.
>"Do you like what you see? I was changing~"
>"Hello? You there?"
>"Are you Flapping?"
"It's fapping Moonie..god."
>"It's been two minutes now. Are you mad at me?"
>I-it wasn't two minutes..Y-you didn't cum that quick. You're a fucking stud dammit!"
>You get to work replying.
"I'm here bby. Nice pic."
>"Thank you <3"
>You cringe at the emoticons.
>She probably isn't a text person. You bet she googled this shit.
>Like you always do.
>"So..."
"So?"
>You know what's coming next.
>Probably this guy >>24634522
>"Can I have a pic?"
>You break out into goosebumps.
"Of what?"
>Good idea play dumb. Maybe the embarrassment of asking for naughty stuff will shut down this request.
>"I want to see that Pork sword~"
>PPFFFT.
>You facepalm,
"Yeah. She's googling this."
>Well now that we've all had a nic fucking laugh what the fuck are you gonna do? She doesn't want to see your flaccid pecker nigga.
>If only you held back a little!
>Naturally, it's gonna take some time for some ammo to reload, and the immense feeling of shame, and disgust in yourself after a hard fap to dissipate.
>"Hello? Did I say it right? Is Purple headed soldier more erotic?"
>PPFFFT.
>Seriously. You need to think of something to get it up or your secret is out.
>Why does life have to be so fucking hard?
 
Chapter 15
>There's only one solution.
"You don't want to see something like that.."
>You send a message back. Try to play it cool. Tease her.
>VRRRNN. VRRNNNN.
>"I don't?"
"Nah."
>"Why not?"
>Fuck. You didn't think this far ahead.
>Idiot.
"B-because the camera is too small baby to capture all this girth."
>Nailed it.
>You don't get any responses for a time.
>She must be speechless from your comment.
>VRRRN. VRRRRNNN.
>"Sorry. Mom came into the room."
"Well, shit. I forgot parents actually exist in this story."
>Fuck Nigga, so did I!
>Why are you so pressed about this?
>You've managed to stall this long. surely dick is ready to go?
>You stand up taking your pants off, and look down at your floppy baby elephant.
"C'mon..please! I need you! EE NAY CHOK! EE NAY CHOK!"
>You start meatspinning in hopes to wake up your partner in crime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU [Embed]
"This is kind of fun actually."
>You start giggling like a retard.
>Don't act like you've never done this while you were alone reader.
>The door to your room suddenly swings open, because the universe hates you.
>It's your dad, with some fresh socks in his hands.
>"Son, I came to talk to you about the stockpile of crispy socks your mother has been finding under your bed. I think it's time we.....had......"
>You both lock eyes, as you stand there squatting, holding your phone with no pants on.
"..........."
>".........."
"I can explain."
>He slowly turns around, and closes your door behind him.
 
Chapter 16
>Well. That'll be an interesting conversation later.
>Or therapy session. Whichever comes first.
>Vrrrn. Vrrrn.
>"So."
"So?"
>"Can I ask you something?"
"Go for it."
>You watch the phone putting your pants back on.
>"Do you wanna hang out sometime?"
>What?
>You make a gary coleman face at the phone.
>What could a super intellectual hormonal teenage girl, and a low self-esteem background autist memlord, who just a happens to be the universe's bitch do besides awkwardly feel each other up?
"And do what?"
>"I dunno..just hang out and stuff.."
>Is she trying to like..bump uglies?
>"Something outside of my bizarre request. Like..just go do something together."
>Hold on to your hats. It's about to get autistic.
"Why..are you asking thee out on a date my fair lady?"
>Mmmmm. Smell that delicious euphoria.
>"No. Just to do something as friends."
>FRIENDZOOOOOOONED.
>To be able to look her in the eyes as she's saying this.
>What do you have to lose?
>All you would've been doing otherwise is fapping or shitposting on some messageboard.
>Speaking of which, that mocking greentext of you has spawned into a fucking general.
>Assholes.
"Sure. When?"
>"Whenever."
"Not today right? It's kinda late, and I'm a bit tired."
>"Of course not today silly! <3"
>Ugh.
"Fine. Sure."
>"^_^"
>You snarl. You really hate emoticons.
 
Chapter 17
>The night ended with a huge smile on your face, that washed away all of the shame and regret from earlier.
>This is what it's like to be one of the normal people with a normal girl.
>Who's a friend.
>Don't cry old chap.
>But, what would occur tomorrow morning makes that simpering grin go right the fuck away.
>Sour has you by the balls, and you lament what she's going to make you do.
>Wait-
>What if she's one of those freaky nerd loving dom types?
>That would be tits.
>Or she could be some sadistic ass bitch, seeking to break you, or make you into her lifelong lackey! At least until High School is over.
>What possible interest could that donkeyfuck Twilight has instilled in that bitch anyway?
>You'll find out tomorrow for sure.
>This is so familiar though.
>Like some character on a tv show that is pretty much seen as pathetic, and caters to 6 women hand and foot.
>Like each episode he ever has is about him being some bumbling beta male faggot. So much of one, he has to be voiced by a woman.
>A vapid little fuckboi in love with one of these detestable whores, and seems to get cucked at every turn.
>Like anyone would watch a gay ass show like that.
>You woke up before your alarm could even interrupt your Halle Berry dream feeling mixed between miserable, and hopeful.
>Miserable because of Sour, and hopeful because of Moondancer.
>Your dad, and mom were already up when you were on your way out.
>He couldn't look you in the eyes.
>Such amazing regret pouring off that man.
>You trudged though the morning mist towards CPA, seeing only the morning paper route kid, and some people walking their dogs.
>No one wakes up at this hour except people with jobs, and old people.
>And apparently, bitches with chickpea sized freckles.
>As you get closer to the school you spot Sour standing in front of the vast school by herself on her phone.
"Fuck me.."
>You seriously didn't expect her to be here this early.
 
Chapter 18
>She looks up from her phone, and greets you with a smirk.
>"Good morning greenbean. I like punctual people."
>You glare at her, putting your hands into your pockets.
>Sour crosses her arms expectantly, cocking an eye.
>"I said "good morning" greenbean!"
"Good morning. Is that what you want me to say?"
>"Good morning mistress."
>Is she for real--
>Yes. Yes she is.
"Mistress."
>"Now say it with love~"
>Your eyes widen in growing anger.
>She waves the phone in front of you.
>"By the way, before you get some hairbrain movie scheme to steal this phone or something, I sent copies to multiple emails, and I always lock down my phone."
>Damn. She just ruined a whole portion of story.
"Good morning mistress~!"
>You strike a totally kawaii anime pose.
>Pic related.
>"Maybe a little too much love."
"I'm just doing what you told me."
>She waves her hand at you.
>"Whatever. Look from today on you are to refer to me as "lady sweet". Okay? You will carry my books, you will fetch whatever I want for me, and If you so much as give me back talk, you'll regret it!"
"Oooh I'm so scared."
>You didn't really say that. You just wanted to sound like a bad ass in your head.
"Yes "Lady Sweet"."
>She smiles, and squeaks.
>"Good! You can start by carrying my books!"
>You hold your arms out for her to drop a hilariously large pile of books onto them.
"Jesus! What are these?!"
>"Phonebooks!"
"WHY."
>"Because it's funny!"
>OOOHOHOHOHOHO. She better watch her back!
>She starts walking, swinging her hips motioning you to come along.
>Welcome to hell Anonymous.
 
Chapter 19
>You follow SOUR. This whore isn't sweet in the slightest, as she hums to herself.
"S-so how long do I have to do this?"
>"Until I'm satisfied~"
"Satisfied with what?!"
>"With your attitude of course!"
>What attitude? You barely know her outside of her little clique!
"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."
>"She opens the door to the school.
>Hm. Maybe she's not a total cunt after all!
>And goes in, closing it behind her.
>And maybe Rosie O Donnell isn't a handsome lesbian.
>You struggle to grip the handle, and go inside yourself, as she stands by waiting on you.
>"Took you long enough! Are you always this incompetent?"
"I'm carrying Phonebooks for your fucking entertainment! I'd th-think I'm doing pretty well!"
>"What was that?!"
>She twiddles the phone again, making you roll your eyes.
"Nothing.."Lady Shiet"."
>"What?!?!"
"Lady Sweet."
>She narrows her eyes at you.
>"I hear too much about you greenbean. It makes me beyond sick, and frankly I'm tired of it. I'm going to make you my subservient dog, and put these little stories of your "greatness" to rest."
>What stories?
>You're just some dude!
"I couldn't be anymore in the dark, if I walked into a black panthers rally."
>"Yeah, yeah. Keep up the aloof act."
>Not an act.
>You move through the deserted halls to some mysterious location following behind freckles here, wondering about these supposed amazing stories about you.
>"Keep up greenbean! God you're so out of shape..."
"This dick is the perfect shape for you bizznitch..."
>"WHAT?!"
"I said I'm such a fat fuck "lady sweet"."
>"You kinda are, but I'd advise you to watch your language in front of a lady."
>Didn't she call you a cumstain yesterday?
 
Chapter 20
Your arms are starting to hurt.
>When are you going to get to where you're going?
"Uh..uhm..Lady Sweet...Where exactly are we headed to?"
>She continues to hum, and even starts skipping.
"Heeeeellloooo-"
>Still no answer.
>You bite your bottom lip.
"These books are really, really heavy..."
>"Are they?"
"Yes! Can I put them down?"
>"Hmmm....Not yet."
>You'd imagine yourself going super saiyan in rage.
>"You just be a good little boy greenbean and haul those books until I say stop~"
"This is torture!"
>"Don't be a baby. We're already here. Look. I'll even hold the door for you."
>You groan, and step through what you assume is the doorway.
>"Put the books down in the corner over there greenbean."
>You begrudgingly follow her orders, and drop the stack in the corner closest to the door, and stand up stretching out your back.
"Are we done? Can I go now?"
>"Not yet..OH HI TWILIGHT! I DIDN'T THINK I'D SEE YOU HERE SO EARLY!"
>Excuse me?
>You whirl around to in fact see Twilight Sparkle sitting at a desk with a textbook open, looking between the both of you.
>"I-I always come in early Sour..."
>Sourpatch shitlord chuckles, and slings an arm over your neck, resting one on your chest.
>"My mistake, I must've forgot. Me and my BOYFRIEND here were just doing some training for when he decides to join the football team. Per my orders of course. No raging independence here. Just submissive obedience~"
"Wut."
>Twilight frowns.
>What the fuck is going on here?
>"He's nothing like you said Twilight! Strong-willed? Mind of his own? Why he's little more than a puppet! Of course I have that effect on people.."
>You'd throw her off of you, but right now you're just too full of fuck.
 
Chapter 21
>Twilight's bottom lip trembles.
>"Y-you two are together?"
"NO."
>Sour gives you a look, and pokes your chest with her phone.
>Seriously?
>This is some childish bullshit!
>You look at her in disbelief, and shake your head.
>"Hey Twilight! Did you see this awesome video I got of Anon here?"
>She looks at you smiling as you start to sweat.
>Why should you care if Twilight looks at that video?
>You should care because Moondancer is in it also, and anything that happens to you involving that shit endangers her too.
>That's five hundred smackers down the shitter.
"Y-yes..she's ...she's my...she's muh boo~"
>"That's my little greenbean~"
>Twilight's jaw drops, along with her head.
>You seriously don't care right now.
>"Come on Greenbean. We don't want to interrupt Twily's studying~"
>She grabs the collar of your shirt, and pulls you along out of the room, as Twilight watches the two of you with cloudy eyes.
>Seriously.
>Once out in the hallway, you see that some students have started to arrive.
"What the fuck was that about?!"
>"Language~"
>Sour places a finger on your lips.
>You bat her hand away, and growl like a pussycat
"You brought me in there to make Twilight fucking jealous? Boyfriend? I don't even like you!"
>"I don't like you either, but this is just too juicy to pass up! Did you see the look on her face? PRICELESS!"
>You slowly blink.
>She's the devil.
>She's literally the devil.
 
Chapter 22
You pinch the bridge of your nose, and sigh loudly.
>Sour loops her arm in yours, and hauls you along like deadweight.
>This is going to be the worst day of your life. Calling it now.
"Now where are we going, "Lady Sweet"."
>That name makes your skin curdle.
>"To show off my boyfriend of course~"
"To who now? You already crushed Twilight back there. What other girl could possibly be envious of our "relationship"?"
>"Why do you keep quoting? And who do you think? The girls~!"
>The girls? Does she mean--
>"Girrrls~ Good morning!"
>Gathered around some lockers are the rest of Sour's entourage.
>And they're supposed to be friends?
>You don't understand why Sour is doing this exactly.
>The one with slicked back hair eyes you not particularly impressed saying nothing.
>A blue chick with huge pigtails, and red glasses crosses her arms.
>"Where did you get this gangly looking nobody from? He your pretend boyfriend or something?"
>DAYUM, Blunt as fuck.
>Wait..GANGLY? Get fucked!
>Sour drapes herself all over you.
>It should make you sick, but god help you until yesterday, a girl wouldn't even so much as fart on you.
>"Pretend? You'd like that wouldn't you? Make you feel better about being a kissless loser Sugarcoat?"
>#Shotsfired.
"Uh..."
>Sugarcoat narrows her eyes at you, and Sour.
>It sounds like you just got roped into some serious shit here boyo.
>The others look like they're about to start rolling with laughter.
>Well not Sugar.
>Sugar turns red, and clenches her arms.
>"Bull. I'm not convinced you've been dating this clown! I bet you're just blackmailing this jerk into masquerading as your man, just because you don't want us to know that no guy will willingly want to go near you, and your atrocious personality~"
>Oh my gawwwwwd.
>Someone posted the black woman snapping picture quick!
>The #Rekt is real.
>A vein emerges on Sour's forehead.
>Maybe this day won't be so bad after all.
 
Chapter 23
>A girl with lesbo short hair puts her hands up as if to try and calm things down.
>"Now girls...no need to argue over this. We don't want a fight to break out--"
>Well, I'll be damned. Someone in this group is actually sensible!
>"--Or I'll have to tell the headmistress!"
>Oh. She's a snitch then.
>You can see the anime lighting in the background as they stare each other down.
"Am I missing something here?"
>Sour places a finger on your lips again.
>"Don't mind her Greenbean. She's just jealous the only thing she has to look forward to in terms of romance is an vast assortment of kitty-cats~"
"OOOOOOOH."
>Sugarcoat's face twitches,
>Slick hair balls a fist, and puts it to her grinning mouth like she's trying not to laugh.
>"I know this isn't real, and I'll prove it!"
>You cock an eye.
>This is getting interesting now.
>Looks like the blackmailer can get a taste of her own medicine!
>You feel something tap your back.
>Sour looks into your eyes, and whispers something to you.
>"All I gotta do is press play~"
>So no whistleblowing?
>Fine. Let's get creative. She can't fault you for that right?
>Sour lowers her eyes at Diabetesjacket with a confident grin.
>"And how do you plan to do that?"
>Sugarcoat shrugs.
>"How about I ask him some questions about you?"
>Sour gulps.
>"S-sure! Ask away, but I think the bell is about to ring, and my "boo" here has to walk me to cl-class..."
>You groan.
"Yes. My baby here hates to be late. We have to limit our tongue fuck sessions by thirty minutes~"
>All of their faces turn red, except for slick hair who double takes, and then bursts out guffawing.
>Sour turns three shades lighter.
>You feel a jab in your back.
>"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!"
"I'm sorry hun. Was I not supposed to tell them about how in love we are?"
>She grits her teeth at you, and looks to the other girls who are beet red.
>Tooti-frooti hair clears her throat.
>"I-I'm sorry...wh-what is it you two do?”
 
Chapter 24
"You know. It's when one person opens their mouth and the other pistons their tongue into the others mouth like it was sex! It's totally fucking hot."
>"ANONYMOUS. DARLING."
>Sour wraps a hand around your neck, but quickly realizes what she's doing.
>"Let's get going Anonymous...BABY. We don't kiss and TELL."
>"Actually..."
>Sugarcoat holds up a hand with a knowing grin.
>"That would be the perfect proof. Kiss him. Right here. Right now."
>SAY WHAT?!
"SAY WHAT?!"
>"Excuse m-me?!?
>Sugarcoat recrosses her arms.
>"Actually..I'd say that's perfect. You'd have no problem kissing your "boyfriend" right?"
>The others look at each other, and chime in.
>"She has a point..."
>"I suppose a little peck won't hurt anyone?"
>"SLOB HER ASS DOWN GREENIE!"
>Might wanna calm down there Sanic.
>Sour is visibly sweating.
>You'd enjoy this more, but you don't want this cow to be your first ki--
>You've ki-kissed tons of hoes my ni-nigga! S-she just might have herpes or some type of STD or something...
>Or you might get her pregnant.
>The halls become more and more crowded.
>"Th-there's people everywhere! I can't do something like that here!"
>Sugarcoat smirks.
>"So you're stalling? I knew you were full of it!"
>"Sh-shut up! I'll do it!"
"Wait. Don't I got a say in this?!"
>Sour grips your neck again shutting you up.
>"It's JUsT A pECk ON THe liPS SweEtiE...!"
>Sour is so livid, you think she may crush your windpipe.
"A-ack...Swe-sweetie...Choking..."
>You strain to look at your "girlfriend" and notice a familiar face in the crowd.
>Moondancer is watching with concerned eyes.
>Well shit.
>"pUCkeR uP BaBY…"
 
Chapter 25
>Rule of cliché’s in teen drama states that right about now, a teacher, or the principal or someone would interrupt, and stop this kiss from happening.
>How soon do you forget reader.
>The universe despises your black ass.
"WAIT!"
>You put a hand up in front of Sour's advancing face.
>Sugar smirks.
>"Got something you wanna say? Get off your chest?"
>You gulp.
"Y-yes..I have a confession to make."
>You feel a jab in your back again, and Sour glares daggers at you.
>Moon watches nearby bringing her hands to her chest.
>"Well out with it!"
>Sugarcoat leans in waiting to unleash her victory gloat.
"The truth is..."
>"Yeeeeeeees~?"
>"ANON...."
>You take a deep breath.
"The truth is this morning..The truth is is that I ate out Sour's butthole this morning, and I haven't brushed yet."
>Sour faints then, and there.
>Sugarcoat turns green, and Sanic the hedgegirl makes an "unf" face, nodding at you.
>Tooti-frooti covers her eyes, and the snitch's eyes dart all over as if she's guilty of something.
"So I hope you would all understand if I could freshen up before doing anything like that...?"
>Sugarcoat just stares at you with a look of disgust.
>Sour is gonna kick your ass for this.
>"U-uhh...y-yeah..later..ugh..I'm going to class.."
>The others nod, and start off in their own direction except hedgegirl.
>She's busy scribbling something down on a piece of paper using a locker as the surface.
>The girl takes your hand, and puts the paper in it.
>"You need to call me sometime. I'll give you a REAL FEAST if you're hungry~"
>Is she gonna cook for you?
 
Chapter 26
"Oh..uh..Okay. I get pretty hungry though. Are you sure you have enough to feed me?"
>She gasp, and smiles fiercely.
>"Oh baby, I can fill you all up~"
>Sweet!! She must be like a top chef or something!
"Nice! I'll call you on the weekend to come get some good stuff then!"
>Her legs tremble.
>"Oh my god..I'm about to flood these halls.."
"Uh..with what?"
>She winks at you, and wobbles away.
"No seriously, with what?!"
>Sour is still on the floor by the way.
>It's funny that everyone sees her laying there, but just walk past like it's no real big deal.
>As soon as the coast is clear, MoonDancer comes over, and begins to pat you down, feeling your head temperature.
"Moonie...what the hell are you doing?"
>She checks your pupils.
>"Say "ahh"."
"I'm sorry?"
>"Say "AH"! Please?"
"Ah."
>She looks inside your mouth with a penlight pulled from her pocket.
"I ask again, what are you doing?"
>"Well you just announced to those girls that you ingested the contents of Sour Sweet's anal cavity! Don't you know that feces is riddled with bacteria?!?!"
>She thinks-
"What?! NO! That's not what that means Moonie!"
>You look around, and start whispering in her ear explaining the real definition of "Ate out butthole".
>"........Oh..OHHHHHH."
"Yeah."
>She starts scribbling it down in her notebook.
>"I read up on that last night! It's called Analingus!"
"Anal-what-is?"
>She blushes.
>"A-are we gonna try that?"
>And now you need new underwear.
 
Chapter 27
>After taking a few detours through the soccer team's morning kicking practice, then men's restroom, and some broken glass, you finally made it to Nurse Sweetheart's station, with your cargo in tow.
>It reeked of antiseptic and dryer sheets.
>Sitting at her desk on her phone was the nurse herself, reading over various files.
"A-hem."
>She looks up to you, and puts the files down.
>"Anonymous. Good morning. What brings you here?"
>You drop Sour's foot.
"She needs...uh...that thing when you're injured."
>"Medical attention?"
"Yeah..that stuff."
>You aiming more for euthanasia.
>"Uuuuugggh...."
>She groans before sitting up.
>The nurse looks down at her, and crosses her arms.
>"Goodness. Look at her..Okay. Help me get her onto the table.
>You sling one of her arms over your shoulders, and help hoist her up onto the checkup table with Sweetheart, and stand back to give them room.
>The nurse begins to look over the swaying Sour.
>"Multiple bruises..scratches, and some swelling in various areas..what happened to her?"
"She fell down on the floor."
>The nurse looks back at you with a cocked eye.
>"Is that so...can you wait here with her? I need to get some peroxide."
>So we're gonna have a cliché sex in the nurse's station scene?
>Okay.
>Get those zippers ready faggots
>You nod, as she leaves the office leaving you with Sour once more.
>As soon as the door closes, a syringe flies past your ear, hitting the wall like a dart.
>You slowly turn around to see the worn, and torn Sour at the ready with an armful of medical supplies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs [Embed]
".....I can explain."
>"DIE!”
 
Chapter 28
>You dodge a couple bottles filled with alcohol, darting to the side.
"Sour please! Can't we talk about this?!"
>"I'm gonna kill you!!!"
>Pill bottles are flung all over in a Gatling gun style by Sour.
>Why does Sweetheart have some many drugs here? Guess we know how she spends her days.
>The pill bottles finally stop flying, and Sour Sweet falls to her knees catching her breath.
>"D-do you know what you did?! They think we're doing--it makes me sick to think about it!"
"I was just pretending to be your boyfriend!"
>"You were pretending to be my fuckbuddy you asshole!"
"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!"
>"EYAAARRRGGGH!"
>She leaps into the air, lunging for your soft meaty bits.
"Wait! stop! I don't wanna hurt you!"
>Negro puh-leeze.
>You fail to hit the proper button during the quicktime event, and get speared by the freckled combatant.
>You immediately grab her wrists and try to protect from an array of coming blows.
>You think you hear someone yell "worldstar" from somewhere.
>"I hate you!"
"I dislike you immensely as well!"
>She still manages to get a couple light blows in despite you holding her arms.
>"I'm going to give the video to the headmistress!"
"Wait, what?!"
>She gets on top of you, trying to claw your eyes out.
>"You're scum!"
>You don't respond. as you lock eyes.
>The two of you cease your struggle for a moment.
>This is it. This is the moment you've all been waiting for! Time for a hatefuck!
>Releasing her wrists, she inches closer to your face, as you pucker your lips.
>"G-greenbean..."
>She rubs against your crotch and punches you dead in the face.
 
Chapter 29
>Not sure how long were you out, but you awake to find yourself on the table this time.
>You look around, and Sour is no where to be found.
>Sweetheart is back though.
>And she has her head down. Such a professional.
"I can't believe I got knocked out by a girl.."
>Don't feel too bad.
>She's like Ronda Rousey compared to you.
>A better question is, why the hell did you think that she was gonna suddenly just angrily kiss you?
>This isn't "saving silverman" moron.
>Great. Now she's going to tell the headmistress what you were doing, and tell everyone she beat you up.
>When did your life get so shitty?
>Well it was always kinda shitty, just moreso with this five hundred on the line.
>You feel a vibrating in your pocket.
>It's the cell phone. duh. What else would it be?
>You take it out, and see you've got several text messages about an hour ago.
"I was unconscious for a whole hour?! Oh god, I'm so fucking lame."
>A couple are from Moondancer, but one is from a number you don't recognize.
>You scroll over to that one, and open it up.
>"I'm feeling generous. I'm going to give you one chance to make things right. You better find me before lunch greenbean Or else!!!!1!!!11!"
>Now who could that be?
>If you were a smarter person you would see that by declaring you as her boyfriend you've entered into a stalemate essentially with Sour.
>She needs you to not look so fucking pathetic in front of her friends and sugarcoat, and by getting you expelled or whatever, she's basically admitting that she set you up as her fake boyfriend, and with her reputation, that will spread across the school effectively ruining what little social stock she has now, and quite possibly making you, and Moondancer the proxy power couple of Crystal prep.
>Too bad you're not smart enough.
>Douchebag.
>You disregard her message, and pull up Moonie's.
>Gotta say. Getting texts from her is really warming.
>Maybe after you get this money...
>Aaaah.
 
Chapter 30
>Forging the nurse's signature on a hallpass, you head to your next class.
>What does Sour have planned for you now?
>Make you feed her Egyptian queen style with grapes, or prostrate before her in public?
>People out there actually get off on that shit.
>You give yourself a quick once over before leaving.
>A little bit of a darker green spot, but that's it. Nothing bad.
>You head over to--
>What period is it even?
>You're in the empty halls of Crystal prep with no idea of what time it is.
>Should've woken up the lush.
>"Hey you! You got a hall pass?!"
>You look to the sound of the voice, and see that girl from earlier. The snitch.
>Oh cruel fate.
"Why do you tease me so, universe?"
>"Stop in the name of the student-"
>She shows her armband, and gets closer until she finally recognizes you.
>As if there was more than one barf green kid with a question mark for eyes going to this school.
>"It's you! You're Sour's guy! The butt guy!"
>You roll your eyes, and show the forged hallpass.
>She stomps up and snatches it out your hand, looking from it to you, and back to the paper.
>The paper is quite literally a paper that says "Hahl Pase".
>She snorts, and frowns.
>"Looks like your papers check out kid."
>HOLY SHIT REALLY.
"Thank you! N-now I'll be off then.."
>You put the paper into your pocket, and start to walk off.
>Not sure where to, but anywhere is better than here.
>"Wait!"
>You stop and look over your shoulder.
>She looks around.
>"S-so..how is it?"
"I'm sorry?"
>She presses her fingertips together.
>"You're Sour's b-boyfriend right? How d-does she like it w-when you l-lick her b-butt?"
>You make big cartoon eyes at the question.
"You want to know WHAT?!"
>She covers your mouth.
>"Not so loud!"
>She stares into your eyes, blushing.
 
Chapter 31
>She removes her hands, and clasps them together.
>"I-I'm just curious! It doesn't mean anything!"
"Uhm...okay."
>You both stand there in silence.
>"Well?"
"Well what?"
>"What was it like?!"
"You ask like I was the one getting serviced!"
>She pushes your shoulder a little.
>"Answer the question!"
>You don't even know what to say. Any other time this would be considered sexy, and awesome. Any other time, and it not being you.
"I-it was...sweaty."
>Her eyes look like they're glazing over.
>"Mnh..sweaty huh...? I bet you broke all kinds of rules didn't you?"
>She gets closer.
"Yeah sure. Let's go with that."
>You look away feeling a bit uncomfortable.
>"Did she tell you to stop? That it felt weird...?"
"Uh...YEAH!"
>Her hands slide up to your shoulders.
"What are you doing?"
>"Sour thinks she's clever, but we know you're not her man..."
"You all kn-know?"
>She nods, getting closer.
>"Oh yeah...you're her friend with benefits aren't you?"
"You mean like medical, dental, and vision?"
>"And a comedian too? Maybe you should seek someone a bit more...accepting of what you like to do?"
"I have no idea what's going on."
>She grins, sweating hard.
>Her perfume is mixing with a strange musky odor.
>"You want to come with me?"
"Where to?"
>She looks around again, and points to a janitor's closet.
>"Over there."
>What is her name even?
"I kinda have to get to class.."
>"You can spare a couple minutes right?"
>You shrug.
"Okay. I guess..."
>She smirks, and takes your hand in hers, tugging you to the closet.
>Now would be the right moment to get the wrong idea, but for the life of you, you're just not on the ball today.
>She leads you to the enclosed room shutting, and locking the door behind her.
>"You have to promise-"
"Hmm?"
>She starts undressin-
>WAIT.
>SHE'S UNDRESSING.
>"-You can't tell anyone about this!"
"WHOA WHOA. HOLD ON A SEC! WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT?!"
>She places a hand over your scrotum, giving it a little squeeze that makes you yelp.
>"Amazing. Isn't it?”
 
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"I-I didn't..I don't even know your name..."
>She begins unbuttoning her jacket, still stroking your growing heat through your khakis.
>"Sunny Flare."
>That makes it slightly better.
"Look...uh..Sunny Flare. I'm sure you're a nice girl, and all, but--uh--isn't this a little too fast?"
>She makes bedroom eyes at you.
>"I'm trying to steal you away from Sour."
>She can't steal what Sour doesn't have.
>You tilt your head looking to the side.
"Y-yes, I understand that, and I-I-I-I appreciate your interest, bu-but I know nothing about you!"
>She places strategic kisses on your neck, making you shiver with unfamiliar feelings and sensations.
>"I know all about you though. You used to date Twilight right? She goes on, and on and on about how in love you two are, and how amazing in bed you are..who wouldn't be interested in our group of misfits?"
>TWILIGHT SAID WHAT?!
>Also "misfits"?
>You need to set her straight.
>You never dated fucking Twilight Sparkle in any form or fashion. You barely spoke to her!
>All she would do is stare at you from little angles you couldn't see without turning your head.
>Time to whistle blow!
"MAMAAGGGARRGHHHAAA~"
>"That feel good baby?"
"Purple."
>"I'll take that as a yes."
>Your legs wobble, and knock together.
>While you were planning to out Sparkle, Sunny took the liberty of freeing the SUPER HUGE BEAST from his prison.
>I-it's totally that big!
>The scent of musky flesh, and sweat quickly permeate the closet, as Sunny strokes you with unbelievably soft, delicate fingers.
>This is what it feels like when someone else does it?! Holy shit! You've been missing out bruh!
>She jerks you faster looking into your eyes.
>"That feel good? You wanna stay with Sour now?"
"MMMMMMGGUUH~"
>How pathetic.
 
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>"We're gonna have some fun in here..."
>Your eye threaten to close up from the racing pleasure coursing through your body right now.
>Sorry Moondancer.
>You really wanted to have your first skin to skin experience with her.
>She parts her undershirt, and lifts up one pad of her bra, giving you a clear view of her lilac colored areola-
>Shit.
>WE'VE REACHED MAXIMUM LEVELS CAPTAIN!
>Pic related.
"SHOOOPDAWOOOOO!"
>Pffft.
>You lean back with grit teeth, a geyser of clam chowder erupting forth from your loins, onto the various cleaning supplies, and utensils.
>"Whoa. You must've been pent up! It's only been thirty seconds!"
>Sunny continues to stroke you throughout the massive orgasm.
>You've leveled up.
>You're one step away from becoming a man.
>Sunny smiles kissing your neck more.
>"I hope you got something left in the tank for me~"
>You don't.
>Finito.
>END.
>Running on fucking E.
>If anyone found out about this, you'd be laughed out of the school.
>Shame, and disgust washes over you, and suddenly you want to cry.
>Sunny looks ravenous however.
>Like if she has to tear your cock off, and freeze it to get her share of dick, she'll do it.
>"I hope you're ready Anon. I'm gonna have your baby, you filthy rulebreaker."
"WHOA WHOA WHOA!”
 
Chapter 34
>You take a few steps back to make sure you heard her right.
"I'm only like...sixteen! I don't want to make any babies yet! I was always taught that--"
>She grabs your collar bringing you in for a mad, frenzied kiss.
>It's not pleasurable in the slightest.
>She mushes her firm kissers against yours, roughly caressing your head.
>You push her off, and gasp for breath.
"I-I can't believe you...! That was my first...! My first..."
>Sunny licks her lips.
>"Your first kiss~?"
>Tears form in the corners of your eyes.
>Just like one of Sour's friends to taint your purity. To forcefully steal away your white as driven snow Maiden-
>Wait. You're a dude.
>Mandenhood.
>She runs her hands seductively up her body.
>"That just gets me even more hot Anon..! It's the ultimate in rule breaking! Going against the grain, and disregarding someone's set laws...OH GOD..I'M SO WET~"
>She saunters over, as you cover yourself up in fear.
>"Look at you...so weak, and feeble before me..all you know, and were accustomed to following! Those laws and rules set in stone! CRUMBLING BEFORE YOU! AHH~"
>She looks like that chick from that one anime.
>"Anon! Think of it! Rape...It's one of the ultimate forms of rulebreaking! You and I...I can rape you....A child created between us! One born of Rulebreaking!!"
>Subtitles appear under her face..
>What?
>What the fuck is going on?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGHA9oO1Ybg [Embed] starts playing the background as Sunny closes in on you in slow motion.
>Holy shit reader you called it.
"I'm dreaming, aren't I?"
>You facepalm, and groan.
>You open your eyes. For real this time
>You're still in the nurse's office, but instead of the nurse being wasted off her ass, you see a figure in glasses, sitting beside you with a book in hand.
"Moon--"
>She closes the book.
>"I'm afraid not. It's me."
>You rub your eyes.
"Twilight.”
 
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>She meekly smiles at you.
>"H-how are you feeling?"
>You blink a few times, your eyes getting used to the light.
"Confused. What the hell happened to me?"
>She rests the book on her lap, and rubs the side of her head.
>"Sour tripped you this morning.."
"She did?"
>Twilight nods.
>"While you were carrying a stack of phonebooks. You came into the classroom while I was studying, and she told you to put a stack of phonebooks down into the corner."
>Twilight makes a walking gesture with her hands.
>"She started gloating about how you, and her were dating when--SMACK! You tripped over her foot, and fell face first into the books, after hitting the ground. Knocked you cold."
>You blink hard.
"But, I don't even remember falling! I was-"
>"Sour started freaking out, and asked me to help carry you to the nurse's office, but she accidentally dropped you on the way."
>Well that would explain the punch to the face.
>Kinda.
>This is some weird inception bullshit-
>Wait.
>What if you're still dreaming?!
>"Are you alright? Should I get nurse Sweetheart?"
"Nah. Because this is all a dream still!"
>Twilight tilts her head questioningly.
>"Excuse me?"
>She thinks she's being slick. Acting like this isn't real.
>Chances are you're still in bed back home after slipping into a fap coma after getting that pic from Moondancer last night.
>You sit up with a confident smirk, and reach out, grabbing Twilight's chest.
>"AH--!"
"If my brain is gonna fuck with me, I'm gonna take advantage of it!"
>"Ano--ah~ This isn't-"
>Twilight turns pink in the cheeks, with her hands up to try to stop your molestation, only to merely shiver, with shut eyes like some anime girl.
"You like that huh? How about this?"
>You pinch her emerging nipple, kneading it in your hand.
>This is turning out to be a much better dream than that one with Sunny Flare!
>Twilight starts to breathe hard, her glasses slipping off her nose slowly.
>"It's--A-aah...It's real!”
 
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"Pffft, yeah sure "Twilight". Just like I thought I was about to get raped in the janitor's closet to mass effect music, or that I have the ability to orgasm like a fire hydrant. Newsflash! I fapped like silly last night! DUH."
>Twilight turns beet red from her beginning pink tint.
>"Anooooooon~"
>You squeeze her perky breasts feeling more confident.
>And you fucking should!
>It's about time you had a nice dream. You've been picked on relentlessly by the cosmos, and they thought sticking Twilight Sparkle in front of you would deter you from a most glorious wet dream?
>She's basically Moondancer with smaller boobs!
>And purple.
>Or is it the other way around?
>You slip out off the table, and stand in front of Twilight, still toying with her supple clothed body.
>"Li-listen to me....!"
>If this were real, she would fight you back, or scream right?
>It's playing out like an anime! More proof it's a dream.
>You use you free hand, and put it between her legs.
>"ANON~!"
>She jolts, but doesn't fight back.
>It's super moist under her skirt, and the heat coming off could fucking melt cheese son.
>"O-oh my gosh...I'm going to--n-no~"
>You grin.
>Now to do it like Bible Black. Whip out that throbbing Mandingo cock of yours!
>Twilight brings a shivering hand to your arm, and pinches you. HARD.
"OW!"
>Wait..Pain?
>You back off nursing the afflicted spot, and look at Sparkle with big eyes, cold sweat beginning to build on your head.
>It wasn't a dream.
>WHAT IS REALITY
>Twilight pants in her seat staring at you.
>She fixes her mouth to say something.
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?”
 
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>Twilight looks away, with an obvious look of guilt.
>It's so obvious, it may as well be written in black ink on her face.
"Twilight?"
>"Y-yes?"
"Can you speak to me here? I was nobody in this school until a day ago. Now I'm hot as hell, and I keep hearing "Twilight said" each time! I have a right to know what you're saying about me don't I?"
>Twilight brings her hands to her chest, remaining silent.
"Twilight!"
>Still nothing.
>You run a hand down your face, and groan.
"If you're not gonna talk, I'm going to class then."
>You step around her, only to be blocked access to the exit.
>"W-wait a second! Please...just wait.."
>You tap your foot like Sanic the Porcupine.
"I'm waiting~"
>That was kinda dickish.
>"I--uh...I kinda have..I've had a crush on you..."
"YOU DON'T SAY. I TOTALLY DIDN'T NOTICE WITH THE HEAVY BREATHING, AND CONSTANT STARING."
>She flinches at your all caps sarcasm.
>That was REALLY dickish.
>You mentally punch yourself.
"Look..I was aware you had a thing for me, but let's be honest here Twilight. We're kinda in two different worlds."
>You sit back down on the table.
>"Two different worlds? What do you mean?"
>The nerdy, lame six gofer sits next to you, with still shaky legs.
>You notice a patch of dark on her seat.
>Why is that turning you on?
>"What do you mean by "different worlds"?"
"Think about it. I'm just some dude in the background, while you're associated with the power group of the entire school. It'd seem a little weird, socially for you to turn your attention to some nonentity from no where right?"
>Twilight looks at her hands.
>"B-but you touched me...intimately..you like me too deep down right?"
>You honestly did it because she looks so much like Moondancer.
>And you may be slightly retarded as well.
>So how do you say that without crushing her?
>She scoots closer to you, placing a hand on your thigh.
>"I-I've never been touched that way before by anyone..and to be honest it felt gr-great.."
"Uhh.."
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>She leans in as if she's about to kiss you.
>"And the way you did it, was so...passionate! You like me too....right?"
>You gulp. She's really putting you on the spot right now.
"Twilight...The thing is--"
>"I've admired you from afar for so long! I-I was afraid to approach you, because I knew basically nothing about you...so made things up.."
"You did that? But, why?"
>She hugs your arm close to her chest.
>Her heart is racing, and you know that you're responsible for that.
>"It was how I've always s-saw you. Th-this strong, and quiet guy who stood in the dark of society, waiting for his mate to come, and expose him to the light!"
>CRINGE.
>She has stars in her eyes.
>You get the feeling she quite possibly has a chewing gum statue of you or masturbation poetry.
>Or crispy stockings
>Why does that turn you on also?
>She looks down.
>"Th-thinking like that I couldn't help but imagine that i-it was real."
"And..?"
>"And?"
"Yes! And you bragged about it to others as if it were real too, I'm assuming?"
>She gulps, clenching your arm.
"Maybe even going so far as to say, you and I...had sex?"
>"NO! I'd never say we had s-sex!"
"Oh? Oh...okay.."
>"I said we made love.."
"DAMMIT TWILIGHT!"
>You facepalm.
>"It-It's okay! It really is!"
>You don't say nothing, until you feel your hand being moved.
>A furry, hairy feeling tickles your palm, and your fingertips brush against something wet.
>You look up, and down at its location.
>Twilight is gasping harder now, staring at you intensely.
>"W-we can make it tr-truth...!"
>You instinctively move a finger.
>"Hn-nh~!"
>And now you need new underwear.
Chapter 38
>As cool as this sounds-
>And as boss as this would make you Especially since it's for real this time-
>You've developed some sort of loyalty to Moondancer.
>Sure, she doesn't know you're as "green" as she is, when it comes to lewd acts.
>See what I did there?
>But you've developed some kind of "loyalty" to becoming experienced together with her. It's not your fault she assumes you're cool, and just go out, and fuck anything with a hole in it.
>It's Twilight's fault.
>You shut your eyes, and bite your bottom lip.
>Every fiber of your being, and numerous voices in your head are screaming to pound her virgin hole, and to stop being a faggot, it's time to be sensible.
>Twilight isn't bad looking per se, but can you really reward lies with...this?
>Maybe if she offered you five hundred dollars? Donut steel /NST/
>Dick begins to sob uncontrollably, as you retract your hand from the confines of Twilight's moist, cotton panties.
>You'll probably want to clean that up later bruh.
>Twilight squeaks, and hunches forward.
>"B-but why?"
>Shit..You've never had to dump someone before..
>Moondancer friendzoned you, so would it be bad to just date her? It's not like Moonie would be mad or anything...right?
>Holy shit, this is such a hard decision to make. :^)
"I..I can't do this Twi..it wouldn't be fair to either of us.."
>"What do you mean? You're not with anyone, and...and you touched me..."
"I'm gonna be honest here. I'm not as smart as you think I am. I have these little bouts of stupidity, and that instance was one of them..."
>Twilight's eyes get glossy.
>"B-but, this--I--We could--"
>Twilight looks like she's thinking hard for a second, before making up her mind, and clasping and squishing your face in her hands.
>"I can ch-change your mind! I know I can!"
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>You grab Twilight's wrists, and pry her hands off you.
"Twilight! Stop!"
>"B-but Anon! You touched me! And it was good!"
"That was a retarded mistake! I'm sorry!"
>A tear slides down her face, as you wrestle with one another.
>"D-don't be sorry! Just be mines..."
>Her strength seems to wane, and her posture dropping after a few scant minutes of resistance.
"I can't do that. I'm kinda into someone else..."
>Benjamin franklin my nigga!
>Twilight looks up at you with quivering lips.
>This is what it's like to dump someone?
>It feels...bad.
>No memes this time.
>Little sobs come from Twilight, who slumps in front of you.
>You're about to get up, when your wrist is grabbed.
>"Please Anon..Don't go like this..Please!"
"Twilight--"
>"I stayed here by your side while you were out! I let you touch me intimately..! Doesn't that mean anything? Can't I at least h-have a chance?"
>You sigh, and look away unsure of what to say.
>There's literally no quips or jokes you can make right now.
>It's just a lonely girl pouring her heart out to another lonely person.
"Twilight I--"
>She surprise attacks you with your first kiss ever. The one you were saving for Moondancer.
>Though...this isn't bad.
>Your hands slip around her waist slowly, as you hold the shared smooch.
>Your eyes close slowly.
>Creeee-
>"Excuse me..? I was told my friend was in here-"
>A flash of two tone red, and purple appears near the door into the nurse station.
>The universe strikes again.
Chapter 40
>You part with Twilight before Moondancer can enter fully, holding her at arm's length.
>Twilight stands there confused with pursed lips.
>"Oh! Anon! You're here...with Twilight?"
>Moondancer steps into the room, narrowing her eyes at her purple doppleganger.
"M-moonie! What brings you here??"
>"Moonie?"
>Twilight looks behind her, and the two lock eyes.
>Moondancer crosses her arms, with a "harrumph" glaring back.
>Aren't they friends?
>HOLY SHIT. YOU MADE OUT WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
>What if she gets pregnant?!
>Oh god! You're not ready to be a father yet!
>Even though you almost kissed Moondancer you dumb fuck.
>"I was looking for you in Chem. I got a tip you were in the nurse's office, so I asked to go to the Lavatory..."
>Double D pls.
>She points a finger, and waves it from Twilight to you repeatedly.
>"Did I interrupt something?"
>You gulp louder than Moral Orel.
>"In fact, you did! I was just here engaging in an act of love with my boy-"
"--Z TO MEN. We were talking about Boyz ll men! Nothing involving L-love.."
>You make an angry black man face at Twilight, who pays you no mind.
>Her and Moondancer are too busy having a psychic battle on the realm of dreams, using avatars constructed of-
>You really need to stop watching old X-men cartoon reruns.
>But, damn is that theme song so boss!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkL2-vh2Sk [Embed]
>You start bobbing your head.
>Fucking idiot.
>Moondancer, and Twilight stare at you, as you make sounds mimicking the beat.
>To have been born in the 90s...
>"Uh..okay. Anon? How long are you going to hold her?"
"Hunh? Oh! Right."
>You release Twilight, and put your hands to your sides.
>"Well..I came to check up on you, but it looks like you're doing just fine."
>"He's doing great! I nursed him back to health with my vast knowledge of medicine."
>Moondancer's eye twitches.
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>You sit on the dirty floor next to a mop.
"So, what made you come to look in on me? We only became "friends" like yesterday. Hardly enough time to do what you're doing."
>She pushes her fingertips together.
>"I gave you a precious picture of me. I think we're pretty close after that.."
"But, that's business right?"
>She continues to push her indexes together.
>"Yeah. You're right. I shouldn't get too involved.."
"No that's not what I--"
>You facepalm.
>"It's okay! I'm sure I'm making you uncomfortable like Twilight did right? I know that you two have a history, and I'm asking such a selfish thing of you-"
"Moondancer. Stop."
>She sucks in her bottom lip.
"I have-"
>Wait. Stop.
>Think about it fool. Moondancer's whole impression of you is built upon the delusional lies of a nerdy, lonely girl who's been watching you from corners, and bushes.
>You out Twilight, and what will happen?
>No money. No Moondancer.
>And, you'll be stuck with Twilight, and Sour Sweet.
"W-whatever we had is over now..I-I've moved on."
>"You have? But the nurse's station-"
"Was n-nothing."
>"Really?"
"Yes."
>You both go silent for a long time.
>How long is this period going to last?
>"So then...you want to hang out with me a-after school?"
>You perk up.
"And, do what?"
>She shrugs looking away embarrassed.
>"Maybe go get some deep fried trans fats....or..something..."
>Deep fried what?
"You mean get fries?"
>She nods repeatedly.
"Well damn! I'm always down to eat!"
>You stand up to a beaming Moondancer.
>"Phenomenal! We might even slip in some delicious douglas pouch for you too!"
>She makes an eel face.
"Uh...."
>"...I-it was a joke."
>Smell that marinara.