Title: MY LARGE HORSE: BIG CONSQUENCES BOOK 3 Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/2BbGLeDa First Edit: Sunday 26th of January 2014 08:26:07 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 26th of January 2014 08:26:07 PM CDT BUK 3: AH CHANGEFUL OF QUARTZERS!!!   It was a hap of pies days in land of Shiny Rock Horses, the plants where signing and the birds were swimming and all was good in land of Shiny Rock. Princess CandyCuk and Prince BuyOurToys, were sittings in their castle of Lubby Dubby Wubby, doing adult things like filling out Tax forms naked and other things that royals do naked in their home like go skeet shooting, but without the hole dirty mindset skeet, but actual clay targets, but they were actually crystal poo.   As PrinceBuyOurToys was ready to sexually pen his famous signature on a form W-413(b), a crystal guard aptly named "Commodore GigglesMcSparkyPants" rushed into the bedchamber of PrincessCandyCuk and PrinceIcan'tbelieveIhavetowritethiseverytimehecomesintothisstory, he takes of his hat, which was hard because it was also a part of his hed, something that surprised PrincessCandyCuk and PrinceMarriedtoAforementionedPrincess. "Your Majesty" Commodore GigglesMcSparklePants bowed, "GANON HAS SEIZED ALL OF KORIDIE" PrinceBuyOurToys laff and say "I WUNDER WHATS FOR DINNER?" They all laff, but then Commodore GigglesMcSparklePants fall and die with cheesy x eyes drawed on him, as a single note fell from somehow placed on him pockets. "The Changelings Have Returned" PrincessCandyCuk look at her husband/BDSM slave with much srs, and say. "AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!" PrinceBuyOurToys shake his hed approvingly, and walked over to the royal PowerPuffGirls telephone and made the call. MENWHILLY!   Over in Cannotrentorlot, Princess Moon was ded from Americlapping Rorty, and Princess Sun was busy being a superconductingspheremadeofmanyreactingparticlesthatgiveoffradiation. The PPG fone was ringing and wok up the special guest who stay thore every now and then, because he/she is kind of a weird drifter and does whatever the fuck he/she wants to because he/she is a strong independant black woman who dont need no man. The person who will be reveled, open its non gender specific mouth and yawned loudly with an audible yawn like a total prick. "YAWN, Herro? Anyone Here? Your fones am runging." The mystery person shugged its man/lady shoulders and pick up fone. "Herro, Princess House, This is ...mumble... How can help you?" "Herro prease? I lok for Princess Moon and Princess Sun, are they home?" Mystery person look round, "I dunno, maybe, who this?" "This am PrinceBuyOurToys, we ned the Avangers to Assemble!" "Oh kay, will tell, have gud day" Mystery person hung up phone, and laff. "Exactly as planned...." he/she went back to his/her bedroom and stared at the bed at the stature of the now rock hard Dick Cords. "Oh, you poors thungs, you tired to warm them, and now, nothing can stop me, or my revenge." Dick Cords say nothing because he did not have Parlz Heal, but I'm preddy sure he shed a single tear like the emo fag he was. "HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU, and with Cannotrentorlot halfly destoryed by that giant klutz, soon the New Kingdom of Chonglings can BEGIN!!!!" The mystery person turned back to RockCord and smile with weevils, and glowed wif an green glow, "As for you," He/she shot the stature with magic as it begun getting smaller and smaller in some odd shrink physics sort of thing, until it was no bigger than a giant flea, which is still kind of small.   "Its time for you to BUTT OUT Little Man" And slapped her/his ass on DickCord, smashing the stature. CHAPTER 1: AVENGERS WASN'T THAT GREAT OF A MOVIE   Twilit was sitting in her of house stupidly writing a buk with her pen but remembered she couldn't read and was like "Hah, I can't read" SPIK READ THIS BUK FOR ME. but Spik's corpse was too busy decomposing in the corner, "Oh Spik, you are so silly, Rorty will nebber luv you unless you change everything about yourself and apply yourself to actually be someone to be loved, all the while working alone towards being your ideal you, the woman you love is constantly fucking every stallion out there because she's "finding herself", and when you finally achieve your personal success, she'll laff and say she's already married, and you should've asked her earlier." Spik's corpse cry a little bit, but it was probably frum flies shitting on him.   Fluttshy came into house of Twilight and say. "Twilight, I has prubblem!" "OH NO, YOU ARE NOT DOING THING AGAIN ARE YOU?" "No no, I am over that, and I have now a convientally placed house that was built from my poo." "Oh gud! Wat is prubblem?" "This stupid fone won't stop runging!" Fluttshy pulled from her magic vagina of holding her PPG fone which was glowing red. Twilit laff, "Oh Fluttshy, you use the telefone like this." Twilit pick up fone, and clear her throat of cigarette smoke and nosty flems. "Hellos, This am Twilit, How help?" "TWILIY." Twilit hung up fone, and shoved back into Fluttshy. "FUCKING NOPE" Fluttshy open her mouff to say sumthings, but the fone voice came through like some humorous fonograph, "TWILIY, THIS IS YOUR BRUDDA PRINCE BUYOURTOYS. WE NED TO ASSEMBLE ONCE MORE LIKE THAT TIME WHEN OUR PARENTS WERE GONE AND WE PLAYED BLANKET FORT AND WE DID THAT THING" "Okay, Understood thank you Brudda." Twilit slammed Fluttshy's moff, and look at her with srs. "Its time Fluttshy, do you still has your costume?" Fluttshy's eyes sparked with sparkly sparkles. "AWWWW YEAH NIGGA" Twilit go to her closeit and inputted nummers into her fake invisible keypad saying "DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT" while singing "DUN DUN LA DA DA DA DA DA DUN DUN LA DA DA DA DA" As she slipped on her clothes she went "GISSSSSSSSSSSH" "GACHUNK GACHUNK" When she was fully costumed she began yelping "DUDDLE LA DA DA DUH DUN DUDDLE LA DA DA" as Fluttshy came back into Twilit's House and joined in "DUHHHHHHHHHH DUUUUUUUUNNNNNN DUHHHHHHHHHHH DUNNNNNNNN DUHHHHHHHHHH" as she squeeked her duck horn at Twilit. "QUIT HONKING I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME" Twilit threw Spiks costume at him, and leaf her house were Fluttshy was waiting. As they both chorused. "DUN DUN DUN DUH LUDDLE DAH DAH" then Winoa jumped on Twilit. "Winoa no! Get down! SPIKKKKKKKKKKKKK" But Spik was ded.   Video for those who dont get the reference http://youtu.be/xBoRLr3kgtU CHAPTER 2: RETURN OF ORANGEBILL   SOMEWHERE IN A GALAXY THAT WASN'T REALLY THAT FAR AWAY BUT IT WAS A DECENT DISTANCE THAT IT COULDN'T EVEN BE GOOGLE MAPP'D.   Princess OrangeBill was sitting with happy with her husband PrinceRanboar reigning over the Orange people of PearLand. OrangeBill sipped at her Orange flavoured offbrand Kool-Aid aptly named "Orange Flavoured Interesting Juice" when the roral PPG fone was going off. OrangeBill yell to her husband. "HONEY, FONE!" Ranboar was like "WAT? I CAN'T HERE YOU?" "I SAID THE FONE IS RUNGING!" "THE TOAD IS FLINGING? THEN EXECUTE THE FUCKER!" "NO THE FONE IS RUNGING!!!" "THE CONE IS TOUNGING? WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME?" OrangeBill got filled with emotion of angry and pick up her giant princess chair and dragged it across the hilariously long royal dinner table which was a decent feat because those chairs were heavier than that black guy from Precious and 20 Oprahs put together. OrangeBill made it to Ranboar and shouted. "THE FONE IS RUNGING" "Oh, why didn't you say so?" Ranboar and OrangeBill both drug their chairs back to where OrangeBill was sitting like in a Dan Akryod/John Candy comedy fil,, and they pick up fone, but it had already gone to voicemail and they sighed. "Hi this is Princess OrangeBill, AND THIS IS YOUR MUTHAFUCKINGKINGCUNTBITCHRANBOARDISH, we're not in at the moment, PROBABLY CUZ WE ARE FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER ON TOP OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS, so if you could leave a message after the beep, AND IF THIS IS A COMPLAINT YOU CAN TAKE IT UP WITH MY PUCKERY ANUS YOU UNGRATEFUL CUNTS". *Beep* "Honey! They have the same voicemail as we do!, Uh, I mean, Hello, This is PrinceBuyOurToys from Shining Rock Land, we ned the Avengers to Assemble!" Orangebill look with srs lub to her husband Ranboar, "It's tim my love!" "WHO IS TIM I'LL KILL HIM! SWAG" "I'll make the royal announcement to our people" Okay, now do the pantyhose go on my head or butt? OrangeBill sighed "My DASHING prince" OrangeBill walked out into the royal balcony, which was different than normal balconies because this one had a neat little crown that indicated it was the Royal Balcony. "PEOPLE OF PEARLAND, YOUR PRINCE AND I MUST LEAF FOR OUR HOMELAND!" The people of Pearland, who were all oddly stuck in the 1940's clapped in high speed like stock footage. http://youtu.be/IxAKFlpdcfc "WE WILL RETURN TO GUIDE YOU WHEN OUR HOME IS SAFE." The people of PearLand continued clapping. OrangeBill went back into the royal bedchamber were her husband Ranboar was standing there in her Captain Equestria costume with a mighty HYPER ION BLASTER as a strap on penis. "What do you think? On or off?" "Off. Please" Akward silence passed, "Too bad." OrangeBill quickly got dressed, and inserted Oranges into her Reactor, because she was COPPER MARE, and they broaded their Orange based Orange shaped and oddly enough Pink coloured Spaceship and flew off to Questria to save their homeworld. The PearLandians watched as their Prince and Princess flew off. "We had a Princess?" "Don't blame me, I didn't vote for them." http://youtu.be/QJfJTmfq2Q4 CHAPTER 3: ACTUAL FUCKING THREAD RELATED CONTENT   THIS CHAPTER HAPPENS BEFORE EVERYTHING!!!   IN THE KINGDOM OF CHONGLONGS. Queen Christoper Robin was busy schooling woodland critters in the magical arcane art of baseball, when one of her most loyal subjects, Sir BuggyMcBuggingtonBuggyButt the Third arrived to tell his queen the important news he had just intercepted from the Chonglong spoo he had hired from Radical Engineering Divisions from Nowheresburg Kansas. "My queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnn..... I have newssssssssssssssssssssssssssss." Queen Christopher Robin smacked the nigga, "For Christ's sake, its you fucker that give us Chonglongs a bad name, speak properly you fuck" "S-sorry. Anyway I have news from our hired R.E.D. spy. He says that there is a crucial weak point in the infastructe within the tiny horse kingdom, and that if we can exploit it, we can ravage the land and exact our revenge." "Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcellent." The two looked at each other awkwardly, "ITS ACCEPTABLE WHEN I DO IT, CHECK YOUR PRIVELAGE MALE SCUM" Queen Christopher Robin threw a fastball into her servant, who went about 300M but was ruled as a foul ball so it didn't go on the scoreboard. "Good.... good..... now that my arcane mystic items that I had gotten from that mysterious person who I really couldn't tell was a man or a woman will finally be of use to me." Queen Christopher Robin pulled out THING, and swallowed it hole. "Yessssssss...........YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS............ I CAN FEEL IT, THIS GROWING POWER WITHIN MYSELF, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Queen Christoper Robin grew majestically like a deer sipping water from a lake, which actually there was one, but she stepped on it and she laff. "CUM MY ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW WE TAKE BACK OUR REVENGE AGAINST THE PUNY HORSES!!!!" THIS HAPPENS AFTER BUK 1, AND SEMI HAPPENING IN BUK 2.   MENWHILLY, In HorsePunCity Octavillary had just finished her concerto of Mozart's Requim for the Rich and Elite who unknowingly had escaped a marshmellowy fate in CannotRentorLot. More stock footage of applause was had, as Octavillary bowed and dead flowers were thrown at her. The curtain closed, and Octavillary went back to her dressing room because FUCK IT all places have dressing rooms. There waiting for her was her Beautiful Transvestite Wife with an Alligator Penis, Vinny Scrotch. "YOU CUMMED!" Octavillary shouted as she hugged Vinny. "I SURE DID" Vinny said as she wiped away the excess "LIQUID PRIDE" from her alligator penis. "I missed you so much Vinny, I thought you wouldn't cum because of your event." "I wouldn't have missed this, even if the world was ending...." "Here, I've got something to show you..." Octavillary blushed, and threw her hair to the side like all tsundere style. "Y-you dont have to show me anything b-baka, I'm just happy your here." Vinny smiled, "No, this is important" Octavillary, looked back at Vinny, who was on her knee. "Octavillary, will you do me the honor?" Octavillary's eyes widened... it was really happening. "Of being my beloved, my one and only bride?" Octavillary was full of happiness, as she mak tear and cry. "YES! YES! A MILLION TIMES YES!!!!!" They kiss wif tong, and Vinny grab her by the hoof, "Cum on Waifu! Let's go to the balcony to really capture the moment!" The two ran up the stairs as Octavillary looked at the woman she loved, and imagined the long life they had for each other, raising children, waking every morning to each other, growing old together, it filled her with so much happiness. Vinny and Octavillary busted through the balcony doors, and what they saw... caused more shock than the sudden proposal. Octavillery held Vinny closely... "No...Oh Princess Sun, no...." Vinny gasped in shock... "No, not today....OH GOD WHY?" >Octavillery sat closelies next to Vinny Scrotch. She held her hoove, and they mak tears frum their eyes, as the sky lit up with fire and explosion it was turly the end of the world before them. She kissed Vinny Scrotch, and whispered loudly in her ear >"Goodbye my love" >The Orchestra collasped in massive explosion, and crumbled like a house of cracker cards or like the offbrand version of Jenga that wasn't made my Mattel, I think it was Icebreakers, anyway, they died. >Under the rubble Octavillary whimpered siftly, and look next to her, Vinny's body was bury under robble, and Octavillary look to sky and cry. The Sun was blot will smoke and destoction, a great shadow blanked her sight of the sky, Octavillary smlle softly, and closed her pies as mammries of her live flashed in her mind, she was at piece at last. She was with the woman she loved so much, and even in this last moment, it meant so much to her.   Queen Christoper Robin laffed, and crunched her mighty foot on the orchestra, "Ew, looks like I stepped into something mediocre", and wiped her foot on the HorsePunCity garbage dump. She laffed harder and harder into the blazing sky and her Chonglongs were exploding into every building, and bringing helpless ponies to be fed to their giant queen. CHAPTER 4: MORE PLOTLINE BUILDUP Twilit, and Fluttshy just fucking cruising in their 1930's jalopy that has the hand crank engine like from the old Merry Melodies cartoons to were the meet up of the Avengers were to be, which oddly enough was at Soury Sphere Section, because I need a way to write in Plinko without taking a whole bunch of author skills. So fucking anyway, Twilit and Fluttshy got out of their jalopy, and they shut the door, WHICH THEN FUCKING EXPLODED BECAUSE FUCKING GENERAL MARETORS IS A FUCKING SHIT CAR COMPANY, and walked into Soury Sphere Section. Mr and Mrs Pastry was behind the counter doing their usual BDSM routine, which totally would've freaked out Twilit and Fluttshy, if this wasn't the 50th time they've done this. "Plinko is upstairs Mr and Mrs Pastry?" "MMMPHHHMMH" Mr Pastry said through his ball gag. "I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD SPEAK BITCH" Mrs Pastry screamed as she rammed a spiked dildo into Mr Pastry's ass. "Please, make yourselves at home dearies." Twilit and Fluttshy made they're ways upstairs as Mrs Pastry screamed again. "QUIT CRYING, TAKE IT LIKE A MAN." As the sound of a whip was heard echoed through the shop. Twilit and Fluttshy knocked on Plinko's door, "Cum in Girls, I've been waiting for you." So they did, they walked in, and nothing special happened. Well except for all the fucking awesome shit that you the reader can't see because I'm too fucking lazy to write it down. Oh man, some of the shit in Plinko's room is so fucking amazing, its like a fucking wonderland of amazing things. Twilit and Fluttshy were so amazed, that they couldn't say anything. Plinko sat in her Jame Bond Villian style spinny chair with crossed legs and holding Gummy lovingly. "I think you need my services, yes?" "Yes, We need to assemble!" said Fluttshy. "Tschk tschk Fluttshy, you do not have permission to speak right now. Especially after what you pulled." Fluttshy blushed, and meekly pulled away. Twilit slamed the table "PLINKO, WE HAS NO TIMS FOR THIS! PRINCESS CANDYCUK AND PRINCEMYBROTHER NEED OUR HELP." "Yes, The Chonglongs are invading all of Questria, by a mysterious force that seems to have come from a mysterious source, it seems to have already made its way into CannotRentOrLot, and it tried to destroy PonyBurg with our good friend over here." Plinko looked sarcastically at Fluttshy who crawled into a little ball of spaghetti. "And the remainder of our "Team" is already on the way from Space to restore "Order" in this wicked wicked world." Twilit was shocked, "Plinko, h-how do you know all of this?" Plinko turned away from Twilit and Fluttshy and threw her hooves into the sky "Why do I know anything? Are you girls really this stupid? How do you think I really knew to bring my mecha suit, about Rorty destorying CannotRentorLot?" Plinko turned back around, and glowed with an evil green glow. "Are you really that stupid girls?" Before Twilit and Fluttshy knew it, they sank into they're chairs looking up at a great big table. Plinko walked over to Twilit and Fluttshy, and smiled evilly. "You see girls, I am the one who set these actions into motions. But I can't exactly just let two little knowitalls who can go around and ruin my plans" Plinko walked over to Fluttshy's chair first. "Hmm.... I think its time to finish what I started with you." "Oh---Celestia no!!!!" Fluttshys screams were muffled as Pinkie sat front ways crushing Fluttshy inbetween her pink thighs.   Twilit cried and crawled into a ball, as Plinko finished grinding her cotton candy cunt on Fluttshy.   Plinko walked over to Twilit, "As for you Egghead, I always thought that Gummy would LOVE eggs. Lets see what he thinks." Plinko picked up Twilit by the mane, and held her over the open mouff of Gummy. "Nonononononononononononononono" "Oh yes, Twilit, now please. Die." Twilit fell onto Gummys slick wet tong, and screamed at Plinko. "WHY PLINKO? WHY YOU DO THIS?" Plinko glared with much evilness to the point if you saw it you'd have an instantboner no matter if you were a man or woman. "Because Twilit, I've seen too much of this world, all of this wicked shit that comes from this world. You think you are just in a happy little world were nothing bad happens, and I am the proof that this fucking disgusting happy world needs. Goodbye, my bestest friend." "PLINKOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" But Twilit screams were muffled as Gummy closed his moff around Twilit and swallowed. Twilit struggled slitly, but gave into the strong gator acids, her last thoughts being that the magic of friendship was dead, as she screamed out. "I FUCKING HATE YOU, I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL." Gummy burped loudly as Plinko picked him up and rubbed his belly. "Oh, you are such a hungry little piggy Good boy." Plinko returned back to her James Bond Villian chair and crossed her legs again. "Sic Simper Tyrannus Girls, may we meet again in hell." as she pulled out a handgun, and shot herself in the head, blood smearing the walls of the amazingly detailed room that I cannot even begin to describe.   MEANWHILE IN THE BASEMENT OF SOURY SPHERE SECTION. Mrs Pastry was busy licking every bit of sweat off of Mr Pastry bleeding phallus. 5.... Mrs Pastry bit through his silly putty like man bag. 4...... Mr Pastry screamed, "YESSSSSSSSS....DO IT FUCKING MAKE ME EXPLODE ME BITCH. 3..... Mrs Pastry shoved her tongue needle right into Mr Pastry uretha 2..... Mr Pastry couldn't hold back anymore, 1...... I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!! 0...... Chapter 5: ALL HOPS ARE LUST! Do you know what the average radius of hyrdogen bomb? I dont either, but its fucking insane. CUT FUCKING RIGHT TO WHERE RORTY CUMS BACK TO PONYBURG. SaltyBassoon who was right at the near at the end where the explosion zone was came up to Rorty. "S---sister.... you came back....I'm so happy..." She fell over and died, and then exploded.   Rorty could not belief her pies, Her sister, her town, her friends, they were all gone. "WHO IS RESPONSIBBUBBLE FOR THIS?" "I AM RESPONSUBBUBBLE FOR THIS, FOR I AM TRICKY! AND I AM GRATE!" Said a Tiny Tricky whose special talent was finding ways to get out of dying in a fanfiction, she climbed into a refridgerator. Rorty screamed at her. "HOW, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS YOU UNFASHIONABLE WHORE????" "TRICKY NOT KNOW, BUT TRICKY AM GRATE, SO THIS IS WORK OF TRICKY." Rorty would have nun of this, and raised her hoof. "AHAHAHA, FOOLISH GIANT PONY, TRICKY CANNOT DIE" Rorty smashed her giant hoof where the delusional pony stood, grinding her into a ketchupy mess. "Not today, Bitch." Rorty sat down, (unknowingly crushing half of the CannotRentorLotians by her marshmellowly cheeks) and began crying. She flung her arms like a 3 year old child who was told she couldnt have ice cream. Unknowingly she hit the Pink Orange Spaceship were OrangeBill and Ranboar were traveling in, and it crashed into Detroit.   Rorty scremed into the sky. "THIS DAY CANNOT GET ANY WORSE" EPILOUGE: IT GETS WORST Queen Christopher Robin just landed in Shiny Rock Land, long story short, alot of ponies died, PrincessCandyCuk also died in the arms of PrinceBuyOurToys as Queen Christopher Robin showed her the power of Her Love as they drowned within the Mighty McCracken Vagoo of Queen Christopher Robin.   Everything was lost.   CannotRentorLet was destory, Ponyburg was Hiroshima'd The magic of Frondship was ded, Twilit was ate, Fluttshy was smushed, Plinko was an hero'd Orangebill and Ranboar Dish were busy fighting off denizens of Detroit ala World War Z style And Rorty was de-shoveled. Princess Sun was sun, Princess Moon was smush Dickcord was a little smashed up PrincessCandyCuk and PrinceBuyOurToys were slowly dissolve in horse vagina juice as the clenching McCracken of Queen Christopher Robin kept bouncing and constricting around their ded bodies.   Professor Whoof saw all the destruction and smoke from his balcony, and knew what needed to be done. He pulled out his Sonic Hammer, and hit his BARDIS with it saying "I'M GUNNA WRECK IT" as the BARDIS exploded. He wud die here, but he simle.   He wud be wif retard wive again.   "Now go, fix this world hereo." Professor Whoove says as he exploded into super time sparkles.     Somewhere depp in EternityParoleForest Spik came too, and wok up.   "Ugh, my hed, it feel of such that my head of me was hit by radiator"   TO BE CONCLUDED IN BUK FINALTESS