Title: It appears that OPisGod, EqGWritefag, and all the other CYOA writers are a Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/BPFk47e8 First Edit: Tuesday 4th of June 2013 02:10:58 AM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 4th of June 2013 02:10:58 AM CDT       It appears that OPisGod, EqGWritefag, and all the other CYOA writers are absorbed in the Brad the Rapist General, so it appears that I must be the one to get one going.       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~       Rules:       1) NO SHITPOSTING RECIEVES GETS. If a shitpost receives the get, I will move on to the next. Repeated offenses WILL lead to negative consequences in the story.       2) Absolutely NO >rape       3) No blatant clop, but if you are lucky, and play your cards right, you may get a tasteful sex scene near the end       4) I will be running this with a quasi-RPG system, but I will only hint at it. Only HP and MP will be available to see, but only on request to save time       5) Trips gets take precedence over dubs, dubs over regular gets, etc.       6) YOUR decisions will affect the build and backstory of your character.         The Story So Far     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~       Seeing as this is the first episode, there is not much that you know nothing yourself as to what has happened. You are Anon. You have, for reasons unknown, been transported to the magical land of Equestria, but you seem to have hit your head and have no idea of who you are or how you got here, but you have somehow landed in the middle of the Everfree Forest. Your story begins.       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~       >You awaken to find yourself in a bright, colorful forest.     >You forget what exactly happened, but that doesn't matter right now.     >Before anything else happens you need to get a general idea of your surroundings.     >You see your backpack several yards to your right, a few rocks, a fallen tree branch, and... shit.     >There appears to be a rather large, menacing creature nearby.     >There are several ways you could approach the situation, but you have to think quickly. What do you do?       1, 4, 7 decide   >> YesNaziOP !!tS48eGD1Sut 06/03/13(Mon)21:10 No.11101121 Replies: >>11101145       >>11101068 (OP)     My savior...     Thank you based OP.     Thank you...   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)21:10 No.11101145 Replies: >>11101194 >>11101239       >>11101121     Annnnnnd wasted. But you're welcome nonetheless   >> YesNaziOP !!tS48eGD1Sut 06/03/13(Mon)21:13 No.11101194       >>11101145 (You)     Wasted?     I meant to say:     OP comes and saves us.     It was all part of the plan...   >> mardis 06/03/13(Mon)21:15 No.11101239 Replies: >>11101273       >>11101145 (You)     I think i will join this CYOA   >> mardis 06/03/13(Mon)21:17 No.11101269       Search surronding terrain and look for civilisation   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)21:17 No.11101273 Replies: >>11101283 >>11101417       >>11101239     Excellent. Please make a suggestion so we can get started.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)21:17 No.11101283       >>11101273 (You)     Figures   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:20 No.11101332 Replies: >>11101553       examine creature   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:23 No.11101417 Replies: >>11101494 >>11101506 >>11101540       >>11101273 (You)     try to go back   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:26 No.11101494       >>11101417     nice get   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)21:26 No.11101506 Replies: >>11101539 >>11101575 >>11101615       >>11101417     >There is no way back that you can possibly think of. Oh well     Same gets   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:27 No.11101539       >>11101506 (You)     Examine size of this creature   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:27 No.11101540 Replies: >>11101576       >>11101417     In b4 "You don't know what Back is"   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:28 No.11101553       >>11101332     reroll   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:29 No.11101575 Replies: >>11101615       >>11101506 (You)     Grab backpack and if possible Hide behind tree from the "oh shit" creature in the same turn.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)21:29 No.11101576       >>11101540     Too late.     Apologies for disregarding certain gets, but I WILL keep this moving   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:30 No.11101615 Replies: >>11101652       >>11101506 (You)     >>11101575     Reroll   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:32 No.11101652       >>11101615     Re bump roll   >> OPisgod !GiQSM.EnRQ 06/03/13(Mon)21:35 No.11101728 Replies: >>11101754 >>11101772 File: 1370309751800.jpg-(24 KB, 1143x739, 77773673673673.jpg) 24 KB       >>11101068 (OP)     >It appears that OPisGod, EqGWritefag, and all the other CYOA writers are absorbed in the Brad the Rapist Genera   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)21:37 No.11101754 Replies: >>11101802 >>11101820 >>11101857       >>11101728     And was I not correct?     Besides, don't you want to take some time off for once?   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:38 No.11101772 File: 1370309883723.jpg-(32 KB, 400x541, 1355086406213.jpg) 32 KB       >>11101728     NASA we have a problem   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:38 No.11101782 Replies: >>11105228       >>11101068 (OP)     Where's EqGWritefag by the way? Is he using another trip? I haven't seen him around at least.   >> OPisgod !GiQSM.EnRQ 06/03/13(Mon)21:39 No.11101802 Replies: >>11101857 >>11101887 File: 1370309953581.png-(430 KB, 4000x2700, 04367937263.png) 430 KB       >>11101754 (You)     I'm just messing, yeah having time off is nice once in a while     Have fun, i'll lurk for a bit   >> sage 06/03/13(Mon)21:39 No.11101820 Replies: >>11101850 >>11101857       >>11101754 (You)     The last thing we need is another crap CYOA.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:40 No.11101850 File: 1370310056928.gif-(556 KB, 640x360, 747474.gif) 556 KB       >>11101820     >failing to sage right   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)21:41 No.11101857       >>11101802     Excellent.       >>11101754 (You)     Goddammit I wasted my own get.       Next roll gets the prize provided it's not shitposting or off topic       >>11101820     Then hide and move on you faggot. Also:     >sage in the name field   >> YesNaziOP !!tS48eGD1Sut 06/03/13(Mon)21:42 No.11101887 Replies: >>11101927 >>11101968       >>11101802     I take it's a million times better ti lurk rather than post?   >> OPisgod !GiQSM.EnRQ 06/03/13(Mon)21:44 No.11101927 Replies: >>11101968       >>11101887     It's entertaining to see where it goes off on     also gives me ideas on my future ones   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:45 No.11101954       One day I will run a CYOA thread, I expect it to be the most glorious autistic story of all time.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)21:45 No.11101968       >>11101927     >>11101887     Goddammit, the second I make it open for the next post I get two off-topic gets   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:45 No.11101970 Replies: >>11101978 >>11101991       >run to nearest town   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:46 No.11101978       >>11101970     re   >> OPisgod !GiQSM.EnRQ 06/03/13(Mon)21:46 No.11101991 Replies: >>11102020 >>11102141       >>11101970     Rolling     Plus keep a low profile, we splinter cell now   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:48 No.11102020 Replies: >>11102069 File: 1370310481854.jpg-(21 KB, 310x198, 1369693574864.jpg) 21 KB       >>11101991     Finally it begins.   >> YesNaziOP !!tS48eGD1Sut 06/03/13(Mon)21:49 No.11102069       >>11102020     That only took a million years...   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)21:52 No.11102141 Replies: >>11102170 >>11102178 >>11102193 >>11102251 >>11102328 File: 1370310756777.png-(80 KB, 223x262, IT BEGINS.png) 80 KB       >>11101991     >As carefully and quietly as possible, you get up and grab your backpack     >Keeping a low profile, you decide to sneak off and find the nearest town     >You sneak further into the woods, and notice that the creature is gone     >You realize that you have no idea where the nearest town is       INTELLIGENCE: +1     DEXTERITY: +1       What do? 3, 5, 8   >> YesNaziOP !!tS48eGD1Sut 06/03/13(Mon)21:53 No.11102170       >>11102141 (You)     Run to nearest building/structure.     Look for clues.   >> do my fuckin roll 06/03/13(Mon)21:54 No.11102178 Replies: >>11102240 >>11102329       >>11102141 (You)     >find the fucking town     there must be lights and shit   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:54 No.11102193       >>11102141 (You)     run into town and search for police officer   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:56 No.11102240       >>11102178     >do my fuckin roll     Wish gonna get granted I guess.   >> Zyzyx !3GnoVaJkBU 06/03/13(Mon)21:56 No.11102251       >>11102141 (You)     climb a tree, look for signs of civilization   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)21:58 No.11102328       >>11102141 (You)     check the backpack for a map or something   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)21:58 No.11102329 Replies: >>11102364 >>11102399 >>11102407       >>11102178     Not greentexting anymore to save time       You figure that the best idea at this point is to look for any sign of light possible... where there's light, civilization usually follows.     Looking around you manage to spot a lantern in a nearby clearing; it is attached to what appears to be a hut carved into a nearby tree.       INTELLIGENCE: +1     AWARENESS: +1   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)21:59 No.11102364       >>11102329 (You)     Sorry. Same gets   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:00 No.11102399 Replies: >>11102530       >>11102329 (You)     run into house and knock to the doors     You saw monster and you must inform about it     and you get lost   >> Based Writefag !X7PthC8.F2 06/03/13(Mon)22:01 No.11102407       >>11102329 (You)     Knock on the door of the hut. See if it's occupied.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)22:07 No.11102530 Replies: >>11102554 >>11102693 >>11103100 File: 1370311656084.jpg-(11 KB, 250x250, greatgooglymoogly.jpg) 11 KB       >>11102399     You run up to the door and knock. You turn around to collect yourself.     >"Okay, I'm sorry to disturb you but I am lost and I just saw a large cre-"     You hear the door open and you spin around to find that the door has been answered by a fucking zebra. You double back, confused.     >"What is it that you are so desperately looking for, that you choose the middle of the night to knock on my door?"     Holy shit. A talking zebra. What do you say?       2, 4, 0 get   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:08 No.11102554 Replies: >>11102570 File: 1370311720952.jpg-(34 KB, 671x720, 1366179059462.jpg) 34 KB       >>11102530 (You)     >mfw I cannot into reading something I know is spoken by Zecora without hearing it in Zecora's voice       "there's a god damn monster out there!"   >> Based Writefag !X7PthC8.F2 06/03/13(Mon)22:09 No.11102570       >>11102554     that was fast.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:14 No.11102693       >>11102530 (You)     scream a "talking zebra" and check is that a dream   >> do my fuckin roll 06/03/13(Mon)22:22 No.11102897 Replies: >>11103100       u there OP?   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:25 No.11102984 Replies: >>11102999 >>11103100       This is the slowest CYOA I have seen in a while.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:26 No.11102999 Replies: >>11103040 >>11103119       >>11102984     Chill your fucking tits man       15-20 minutes for a quality response is worth it   >> do my fuckin roll 06/03/13(Mon)22:27 No.11103040 Replies: >>11103100       >>11102999     watch it be 4 lines like the others   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)22:29 No.11103100 Replies: >>11103144 >>11103153 >>11103175 >>11103181 File: 1370312965671.jpg-(39 KB, 640x479, 040rouge.jpg) 39 KB       >>11102897     >>11103040     >>11102984     I'd like to see you faggots think of rhymes quicker than this       >>11102530 (You)     >"THERES A GODDAMN MONSTER OUT THERE!"     She shakes her head for a moment, clearly as confused as you are. Apparently she's never seen a human before.     >"You are of a kind I have never seen before; please come in and tell me more."     You oblige and follow her into the hut.     You tell her all you can remember about the creature. She assures you it's harmless.     >"So, where is the nearest town? I kind of need a place to stay..."     >"If you desire a place to nap, I will show you on my map. There is no need for you to fear, so long as you stay away from there..."     She points on the map.     >"...and here. Ponyville will keep you safe..."     She appears to be struggling for a word to say.     >"...but take it slow or you'll begin to chafe."     That was a bit of a stretch     4, 9, 1   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:30 No.11103119 Replies: >>11103212 >>11103337       >>11102999     YOU WASTED TRIPS- YOU MUST DIE     PREPARE TO BE RAPED BY DELTA FORCE AND AN EAGLE   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:30 No.11103144 Replies: >>11103192 >>11103337       >>11103100 (You)     Hug her while holding back tears and crying out thank yous   >> do my fuckin roll 06/03/13(Mon)22:31 No.11103153       >>11103100 (You)     walk to ponyville     >chafe like a motherfucker   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:31 No.11103175       >>11103100 (You)     Ask her what happens if you don't take her advice?     Also ask about fate   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:32 No.11103181       >>11103100 (You)     run into ponyville because talking zebra is too strange for you     We're not crazy? are we? because zebras don't talk   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:32 No.11103192       >>11103144     This is nice.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:32 No.11103212 Replies: >>11103268       >>11103119     Go back to /b/ dipshit.   >> Ribbons !ytQFcy6CGc 06/03/13(Mon)22:35 No.11103268       >>11103212     That's what /b/ has boiled down to these day? Haven't been there since I first started lurking   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)22:37 No.11103337 Replies: >>11103370 >>11103391 >>11103395 >>11103417 >>11103421 >>11103446 >>11103449 >>11103453 >>11103464 >>11103467 >>11103468 >>11103493 >>11103521 >>11103605 File: 1370313458234.jpg-(38 KB, 928x424, Delta_Squad_members.jpg) 38 KB       >>11103119     Sorry, I don't have Delta Force. I do, however have Delta SQUAD       >>11103144     >"Thanks for the help... uh..."     You appear to be tearing up. Apparently she was cutting up onions before you came.     >"Ah, you can call me by Zecora..."     This is the strangest speech pattern you've ever heard since you saw the Empire Strikes Back.     >"...and for your sake please lose the fedora."     Apparently you were wearing a fedora. You wonder how that got there.     How do you proceed?     5, 78, 92   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)22:38 No.11103370       >>11103337 (You)     Also     CHARISMA +1   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:39 No.11103391       >>11103337 (You)     Give Zecora the Fedora, as a present   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:39 No.11103395 Replies: >>11103620       >>11103337 (You)     Trek through the forest to Ponyville.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:40 No.11103417       >>11103337 (You)     moonwalk into poneville   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:40 No.11103421       >>11103337 (You)     Trek throuh the forest, get lost   >> Based Writefag !X7PthC8.F2 06/03/13(Mon)22:41 No.11103446       >>11103337 (You)     Throw the fedora in the fireplace and head back to Ponyville   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:41 No.11103449       >>11103337 (You)     Ask Zecora to lead you into town   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:41 No.11103453       >>11103337 (You)     run into ponyville   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:41 No.11103464 File: 1370313696492.jpg-(167 KB, 500x333, huehue.jpg) 167 KB       >>11103337 (You)     >"...and for your sake please lose the fedora."   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:41 No.11103467       >>11103337 (You)     Nice set of numbers. Too bad that 0 is there.     >Delta SQUAD     Reporting for duty mothafucka     Burn the fedora and look more presentable.     Ask what she is doing out here.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:41 No.11103468       >>11103337 (You)     Ask to stay at Zecora's   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:42 No.11103493       >>11103337 (You)     Loose the fedora, grow a neckbeard to replace it   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:44 No.11103521       >>11103337 (You)     Triple kick flip it over to Ponyville, waving Jazz-hands in a spastic fashion, all while keeping the fedora on.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:46 No.11103605       >>11103337 (You)       Skip while whistling. Fall over a trident pick it up. Hear whispering voices.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)22:47 No.11103620 Replies: >>11103638 >>11103647 >>11103664 >>11103692 >>11103747       >>11103395     You begin moving, following the map that Zecora gave you. You continue to hike until the late afternoon, and you decide to take a break. You look through your backpack and find:       One ranged weapon       One melee weapon       One tool       3, 7, 5 decide the ranged weapon   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:48 No.11103638 Replies: >>11103660       >>11103620 (You)     Hand held >rape train   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:48 No.11103647 Replies: >>11103693 >>11103740       >>11103620 (You)     Burleigh & Stronginthearm's The "Great Leveller" Cart-Mounted Ten-Bank 500-Pound Crossbow.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)22:48 No.11103660       >>11103638     See the rules, ya dumb fuck   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:48 No.11103664       >>11103620 (You)     PKP, I play too much damn DayZ.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:49 No.11103692       >>11103620 (You)     Bow and arrow   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:49 No.11103693       >>11103647     Lmao that is beautiful   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)22:51 No.11103740 Replies: >>11103750 >>11103756 >>11103757 >>11103774 File: 1370314263788.jpg-(22 KB, 250x307, eventailsisappalledatyour(...).jpg) 22 KB       >>11103647     >Insufficient strength. We'll go with a regular crossbow.       Same gets for melee, and keep it generic this time   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:51 No.11103747 Replies: >>11103795 >>11103797       >>11103620 (You)     The melee weapon must be the Master Sword.     Do not deny it.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:51 No.11103750       >>11103740 (You)     a rock   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:51 No.11103756 Replies: >>11103787       >>11103740 (You)     GTA San Andreas' giant purple dildo.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:51 No.11103757       >>11103740 (You)     Mace   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:52 No.11103774       >>11103740 (You)     Good ol knife   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:52 No.11103787       >>11103756       Man why could this not have been the get.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)22:52 No.11103795 Replies: >>11103819 >>11103821 >>11103833 >>11103878 >>11103886 File: 1370314378663.gif-(175 KB, 320x240, hassciencegonetoofar.gif) 175 KB       >>11103747     Damn, that was fast       Now for the tool. 6, 9, 4   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:53 No.11103797       >>11103747     AWWWWWWW YEAH   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:53 No.11103819 Replies: >>11103843 >>11103975       >>11103795 (You)     Canteen   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:53 No.11103821       >>11103795 (You)     Toolbox.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:54 No.11103833       >>11103795 (You)     An Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:54 No.11103843 Replies: >>11103880       >>11103819     That's not really a tool, or in my definition it isn't.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:55 No.11103878 Replies: >>11103902 >>11104032       >>11103795 (You)       A book. A bizzare purple book you can't open.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:55 No.11103880       >>11103843     You may say that now, but when adventuring, you're going to want something to carry water in.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:55 No.11103886       >>11103795 (You)     Bag of holding   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:56 No.11103902 Replies: >>11103928       >>11103878     Can this be an additional item please, OP?     This might make things interesting.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:56 No.11103928 Replies: >>11103962       >>11103902     oh so they're not interesting now? wow ur a dick   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)22:58 No.11103962       >>11103928     Hush, pleb.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)22:59 No.11103975 Replies: >>11103995 >>11103996 >>11104002 >>11104004 >>11104032 >>11104072       >>11103819     Alright.       In the bag you have a crossbow, the motherfucking Master Sword, and a.... canteen. Fuck it, I'll give you guys another tool. Same gets   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:00 No.11103995       >>11103975 (You)     Bag of infinite holding   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:00 No.11103996 Replies: >>11104018 >>11104023 >>11104031 >>11104080       >>11103975 (You)     Dildo   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:00 No.11104002       >>11103975 (You)     Grappling hook   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:00 No.11104004 Replies: >>11104080       >>11103975 (You)     Sledgehammer   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:01 No.11104017       A jetpack   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:01 No.11104018 Replies: >>11104031       >>11103996     Make it giant and purple   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:01 No.11104023       >>11103996     Because you never know when you might need it.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:01 No.11104031       >>11104018     >>11103996     I approve this.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:01 No.11104032       >>11103975 (You)       this>>11103878   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:02 No.11104062       The Necronomicon   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:03 No.11104072       >>11103975 (You)     Bomb detonation device and bombs   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)23:03 No.11104080 Replies: >>11104108 >>11104119 >>11104129 >>11104131 >>11104139 >>11104141 >>11104150 File: 1370315034837.jpg-(94 KB, 400x400, thguy.jpg) 94 KB       >>11103996     Ignored because shitpost and not a tool       >>11104004     ...and a sledgehammer. for some reason, there's a dildo in there as well.       It's getting dark. What do we do next? Move on or set up camp?   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:05 No.11104108 Replies: >>11104148       >>11104080 (You)     Set up camp   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:05 No.11104119 Replies: >>11104148       >>11104080 (You)     Sleep beneath the stars.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:05 No.11104129 Replies: >>11104148       >>11104080 (You)       Set up camp we can handle anything nature throws at us.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)23:05 No.11104131 Replies: >>11104148       >>11104080 (You)     Shit. 7, 2, 3   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:06 No.11104139       >>11104080 (You)     Keep going. The town wasn't too far from the hut on the map.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:06 No.11104141       >>11104080 (You)     Making your way downtown, walkin fast, and you're homebound   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:06 No.11104143 Replies: >>11104220       Keep exploring   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:06 No.11104148       >>11104131 (You)     This     >>11104108     >>11104119     >>11104129   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:06 No.11104150       >>11104080 (You)       Move on. Rest is for the weak.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)23:09 No.11104220 Replies: >>11104238 >>11104239 >>11104244 >>11104247 >>11104259 >>11104267       >>11104143     You decide to keep on exploring. You walk around for awhile, and you exit the forest just before it turns black, and you see a cottage a few hundred yards away. Should you continue down the path or approach the cottage?   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:10 No.11104238 Replies: >>11104246 >>11104264       >>11104220 (You)     Knock on the cottage door.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)23:10 No.11104239       >>11104220 (You)     DAMMIT. Same gets.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:11 No.11104244 Replies: >>11104266 >>11104525       >>11104220 (You)     >canteen.     yes and knock to the door and tell about monster and talkin zebra   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:11 No.11104246       >>11104238     Reroll   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:11 No.11104247 Replies: >>11104284       >>11104220 (You)     Run back to Zecora's out of fright   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:11 No.11104259       >>11104220 (You)     Sneak up and look through a window   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:11 No.11104264       >>11104238     rol   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:11 No.11104266 Replies: >>11104279 >>11104293 >>11104328 >>11104369       >>11104244     DUBA DECLARE IT!   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:11 No.11104267       >>11104220 (You)       Approach the cottage. But carefully you have seen enough horror movies to be an idiot.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:12 No.11104279 Replies: >>11104328       >>11104266     DUBS CONFIRM DUBS   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:12 No.11104284 File: 1370315559311.jpg-(30 KB, 321x384, 1363914432720.jpg) 30 KB       >>11104247   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:12 No.11104293 Replies: >>11104328       >>11104266     IT'S HAPPENING   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:14 No.11104328 File: 1370315651758.jpg-(56 KB, 400x440, srslee.jpg) 56 KB       >>11104266     >>11104279     >>11104293     Just get out.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:16 No.11104369 Replies: >>11104396       >>11104266     Do dubs override single no matter what number they are, or if they're the same number as one of the ones you need to get?   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:17 No.11104396       >>11104369     I think that it has to be the same number as get   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)23:23 No.11104525 Replies: >>11104547 >>11104597 >>11104642 File: 1370316182693.jpg-(94 KB, 675x1024, dalaicheckem.jpg) 94 KB       >>11104244     You decide that it's probably best to try and find somewhere to stay for the night. As you approach the cottage, you notice a chicken coop, several birdhouses and the like. Must be a nature lover, you figure. You knock on the door to hear a timid voice respond.     >"Just a minute!"     They're barely loud enough to hear, but you oblige. Momentarily, the door opens revealing what appears to be a yellow horse. Okay, whatever. Your first acquaintance was a talking zebra. You begin to talk about how you got here when it squees and tackles you.     >"Oh my, I've never seen one of YOU before!"     >"Holy shit. You're smothering me!"     She suddenly jumps back startled, and begins to fly. Holy shit, it has wings.     >"O-oops, s-sorry..."       How do you respond?   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)23:23 No.11104547 Replies: >>11104577       >>11104525 (You)     Goddammit. 2, 8, 0   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:24 No.11104577 Replies: >>11104911       >>11104547 (You)     Realize we're broke ask her for a job   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:25 No.11104597 Replies: >>11104619 >>11104633       >>11104525 (You)     It's alright... I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm unfamiliar with the place and I need a place to say. Could I please stay here for the night?   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:26 No.11104619       >>11104597     Reroll   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:27 No.11104633 Replies: >>11104911       >>11104597     Last reroll   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:27 No.11104642       >>11104525 (You)     you really gotta put down your gets first, use the subject field       Stare at her in utter confusion   >> 5, 3, 67, 32 Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)23:36 No.11104911 Replies: >>11104936 >>11104937 >>11105047 >>11105067 >>11105077 File: 1370317018145.jpg-(65 KB, 900x604, garrus.jpg) 65 KB       >>11104577     You suddenly realize that you are broke, and are going to need a source of income to survive in this new world. No matter... it can wait.       >>11104633     "It's alright... I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm unfamiliar with the place and I need a place to say. Could I please stay here for the night?"     You can tell she's nervous- she cannot maintain eye contact and is rubbing her han...hooves nervously.       >"W-well... I suppose... it is pretty late, after all..."     She gestures you in.     >"Y-you don't have allergies right?"     >"No, I'm good. I'm so sorry to have bothered you at this hour. Why do you ask?"     The cottage has animals everywhere.     >"Never mind. Where should I sleep?"     >"I h-have a guest bedroom upstairs. I hope you don't mind, but I haven't been able to tidy it up recently."     >"It's no problem. I'll try to stay out of your hair."     You make your way up to the guest bedroom. She seemed nice, if not fairly timid.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:37 No.11104917 Replies: >>11104936 >>11104937 File: 1370317042139.png-(100 KB, 576x600, 1370232914533.png) 100 KB       Ded?   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:37 No.11104936       >>11104917     have some patience ffs       >>11104911 (You)     Fall asleep immediately   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)23:37 No.11104937       >>11104911 (You)     CHARISMA: +1       >>11104917     Nope. Just a bit slow with writing this   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:41 No.11105047       >>11104911 (You)       Fall asleep. Dream of a dark burning place and horrible beings. Lead by a giant Centaur.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:42 No.11105067 Replies: >>11105128 >>11105309       >>11104911 (You)     Stare out the window into the darkness of night and brood   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:42 No.11105077 Replies: >>11105309       >>11104911 (You)     Ask to bunk with her, if it isn't too much trouble   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:44 No.11105128       >>11105067     Winner.   >> EqGWritefag !!rkHqD0IIN4D 06/03/13(Mon)23:47 No.11105228 Replies: >>11105301 >>11105340 >>11105584       >>11101782     I hope I don't get the get or anything, because I only just stumbled upon this and am going through the first few posts, but just as a clarification       I cut my fingertips very badly due to too much guitar playing yesterday. Typing hurts. I will try and do something tomorrow, but I just cannot write quickly basically one handed.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:49 No.11105301 Replies: >>11105495       >>11105228     >I cut my fingertips very badly due to too much guitar playing yesterday.     Ouch. That sucks.   >> 2, 4, 6 Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)23:49 No.11105309 Replies: >>11105371 >>11105372 >>11105382 >>11105480 File: 1370317785579.gif-(292 KB, 320x240, shadow.gif) 292 KB       >>11105077     Ignoring dub precedence due to eventual violation of Rule #3       >>11105067     Pic somewhat related     You plop down onto the bed exhausted. It's been a long day. You turn to look out the window.     Damn.     Your life has never been easy, but SHIT, son. This had to take the cake. You wake up not knowing where you are or how you got there, and you have nowhere to go     >"Where did it all start to go wrong?"     You ponder this thought as you slowly begin to nod off.       You awaken to the sound of birds cirping outside. It wasn't a dream: you are still in the land of technicolor horses. What do?   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/03/13(Mon)23:50 No.11105340 Replies: >>11105495       >>11105228     That sucks. Don't overexert yourself   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:51 No.11105371       >>11105309 (You)       See a dark figure in the corner glaring at you. Ignore it.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:51 No.11105372 Replies: >>11105623 >>11105657       >>11105309 (You)     Go to see the yellow pony. Realize you don't even know her name and ask her to talk about herself.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:52 No.11105382 Replies: >>11105406       >>11105309 (You)     See what Fluttershy is doing, try to help her is she is   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:52 No.11105406       >>11105382     *if she is   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:55 No.11105480       >>11105309 (You)     Look around at the animals. Try to guess which would be the tastiest.   >> EqGWritefag !!rkHqD0IIN4D 06/03/13(Mon)23:55 No.11105495 Replies: >>11105564 >>11105645 >>11105657 >>11105838 File: 1370318135387.jpg-(23 KB, 289x320, 1233232134.jpg) 23 KB       >>11105301     >>11105340 (You)     Yeah, it's not the most fun. I was wearing the skin on my fingers down too much since I was practicing for a competition. Bent a string, it slipped and cleaved through these skin flaps that developed on my index and middle finger and just kind of peeled the skin back off of them.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:57 No.11105564       >>11105495     Ugh. I winced just reading that.   >> Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)23:58 No.11105584       >>11105228     >playing too much guitar     Fucking alpha my friend.     Rest if you need to. Hope your fingertips get well soon.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:00 No.11105623 Replies: >>11105657 >>11105660       >>11105372       rolling for this   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:01 No.11105645 File: 1370318499403.jpg-(32 KB, 500x334, 1351477606143.jpg) 32 KB       >>11105495     >it slipped and cleaved through these skin flaps that developed on my index and middle finger and just kind of peeled the skin back off of them       Why. I no longer feel angry about the lack of the Luna CYOA.   >> Dubs only Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)00:01 No.11105657 Replies: >>11105692 >>11105701 >>11105750 >>11105762 >>11105774 >>11105789 >>11105804 >>11105815 >>11105821 >>11105871 >>11105878 >>11105912 >>11105913 >>11105916 >>11105937 >>11105941 >>11105975 >>11105982 >>11105986 >>11105995 >>11106006 >>11106016 >>11106031 >>11106041 >>11106047 >>11106054 >>11106060 >>11106071 >>11106073 >>11106089 >>11106103 >>11106110 >>11106115 >>11106119 >>11106128 >>11106140 >>11106141 >>11106148 File: 1370318518882.gif-(1.78 MB, 450x258, confused-then-leaves.gif) 1.78 MB       >>11105495     *shudder*     A tad more than I needed to know, thanks       >>11105623     It was already a get       >>11105372     You head downstairs, letting out a huge yawn.     >"'Morning"     >"Oh. I d-didn't know you were up. How did you sleep?"     >"Pretty well I guess. You know, I never did catch your name. I'm Anon."     She looks down meekly and continues her morning routine of feeding the animals.     >"It's a pleasure to meet you, Anon. I'm Fluttershy."     >"Tell me about yourself, Fluttershy."     She recoils.     >"Oh, I don't know. I don't think I'd be very interesting."     You decide to not press the issue. She seems to have some crippling anxiety issues. What do we do next?       I'll be gone about 15-20 minutes. I need to shower and change.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:02 No.11105660       >>11105623     It ended in 2. I already got it.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:02 No.11105692       >>11105657 (You)     cook breakfast. kill a chicken not knowing they are all vegetarians   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:03 No.11105701 Replies: >>11105717 >>11105746 >>11106024       >>11105657 (You)     Ask her if she knows any ponies that would be willing to pay for a helping hand.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:03 No.11105717       >>11105701     Reroll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:04 No.11105746       >>11105701     Final reroll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:04 No.11105750       >>11105657 (You)     Start going through all her stuff   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:05 No.11105762       >>11105657 (You)     Start a metal band with Flutterhsy and Angel   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:05 No.11105774 Replies: >>11105875       >>11105657 (You)     Play Mortal Kombat   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:06 No.11105789       >>11105657 (You)     Ask if we can help out around the house, we still need some source of income.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:06 No.11105804 Replies: >>11105856 >>11105905 >>11105964       >>11105657 (You)     Ask her for the most knowledgeable pony in town.   >> that one guy !tFj8DP0Frs 06/04/13(Tue)00:07 No.11105815       >>11105657 (You)     Offer to help her with her morning routines, ask her about where exactly he is   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:07 No.11105821 Replies: >>11105890 File: 1370318847494.jpg-(16 KB, 268x265, 1335526890994.jpg) 16 KB       >>11105657 (You)       Ask her to explain more about the world you're in.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:07 No.11105838 Replies: >>11106079 >>11106291 File: 1370318872610.jpg-(173 KB, 519x384, 1366297777512.jpg) 173 KB       >>11105495     This only goes to show that writing porn for random people on the internet will always serve you better than actual skills.       You'd think people would learn after the Occulus Rift guy got killed.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:08 No.11105856       >>11105804     Reroll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:08 No.11105871 Replies: >>11105964       >>11105657 (You)     Try to find a library, find out more about this world   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:09 No.11105875       >>11105774     roll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:09 No.11105878       >>11105657 (You)     Start sniffing her mane   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:09 No.11105890 Replies: >>11105997 >>11106178       >>11105821     ask her a hard math question   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:10 No.11105905       >>11105804     roll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:10 No.11105912       >>11105657 (You)     Grab one of the animals by the head and say "I'll snap this one up and make some breakfast, okay?"   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:10 No.11105913 Replies: >>11105965       >>11105657 (You)       Ask her who the horned being hiding in her shadow is.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:10 No.11105916 Replies: >>11105976       >>11105657 (You)     hug her     "i love you"   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:11 No.11105937       >>11105657 (You)     find out if she is tickelish   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:11 No.11105941       >>11105657 (You)     Declare your immediate and undying love and ask for her hoof in marriage   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:12 No.11105964 Replies: >>11106029       >>11105871     >>11105804       rolling   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:12 No.11105965       >>11105913       Reroll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:12 No.11105975 Replies: >>11105995 >>11106016 >>11106031 >>11106047 >>11106071 >>11106127       >>11105657 (You)     Have a sudden asthma attack   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:12 No.11105976       >>11105916     roll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:12 No.11105982 Replies: >>11106015       >>11105657 (You)     spaghetti bomb       just start stuttering like a motherfucker and saying incredibly spaghetti things   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:12 No.11105986       >>11105657 (You)     Asks her for a place where you can find out information about this place.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:12 No.11105995       >>11105975     reroll     >>11105657 (You)   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:12 No.11105997       >>11105890     retry   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:13 No.11106006       >>11105657 (You)     >Contemplate the fragility of life     >Crippling depression     >Try to commit suicide   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:13 No.11106015       >>11105982     reroll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:13 No.11106016       >>11105975     roll     >>11105657 (You)   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:13 No.11106024       >>11105701       rolling   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:14 No.11106029 Replies: >>11106109 File: 1370319242151.jpg-(8 KB, 225x183, rollingreddice.jpg) 8 KB       >>11105964       Re-rolling   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:14 No.11106031       >>11105975     rerollin     >>11105657 (You)   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:14 No.11106041 Replies: >>11106086       >>11105657 (You)     do your morning excersize routine   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:14 No.11106047 Replies: >>11106086       >>11105975     roll roll roll     >>11105657 (You)       what the fuck where are the dubs     i summon dubs   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:14 No.11106054       >>11105657 (You)     Curse OP   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:15 No.11106060       >>11105657 (You)     Attempt to channel Patrick Bateman as you attempt to to achieve an action   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:15 No.11106071       >>11105975     c'mon schwartz, c'mon schwartz       aka reroll     >>11105657 (You)   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:15 No.11106073 Replies: >>11106094       >>11105657 (You)       Just go into town and find work at the bowling alley.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:15 No.11106079 Replies: >>11106291 File: 1370319335751.png-(29 KB, 319x269, 1369887970546.png) 29 KB       >>11105838     >mfw I dislocated my shoulder back when I was in gymnastics classes, and years later broke my nose when training for a football tournament.       I th-think you may be right...   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:15 No.11106086       >>11106047     dubs are missing     >>11106041     rolling     cant belive the get is so hard to get this time   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:15 No.11106089 Replies: >>11106110 >>11106128 >>11106132 >>11106148       >>11105657 (You)     Become very emotional and start crying because she won't open up to you   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:16 No.11106094       >>11106073       Reroll.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:16 No.11106103       >>11105657 (You)     Rape her using her own animals.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:16 No.11106109 Replies: >>11106167 File: 1370319385823.jpg-(191 KB, 500x641, this.jpg) 191 KB       >>11106029     >>11106029   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:16 No.11106110       >>11106089     roll     >>11105657 (You)   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:16 No.11106115 Replies: >>11106147       >>11105657 (You)     Might as well get an orgy with the mane six for all the trouble it is getting dubs.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:16 No.11106119 Replies: >>11106154       >>11105657 (You)     Look for work at the library   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:16 No.11106127       >>11105975     rollin   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:17 No.11106128       >>11106089     reroll     >>11105657 (You)   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:17 No.11106132       >>11106089     Roll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:17 No.11106140       >>11105657 (You)     Guess that she takes care of animals, go into full geek mode about animals, raise your confidence with her.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:17 No.11106141 Replies: >>11106172       >>11105657 (You)       Summon a deamon. Get a thousand of the local currency in exchange for your fertility.   >> 5, 7, 1 Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)00:17 No.11106147 Replies: >>11106165 >>11106167 >>11106172 >>11106178 >>11106193       Alright I'm back. Changing the gets due to lack of dubs       >>11106115     See rule #3   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:17 No.11106148       >>11106089     this     >>11105657 (You)   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:17 No.11106154 Replies: >>11106243       >>11106119     rollin   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:18 No.11106165 Replies: >>11106224 >>11106261 >>11106396       >>11106147 (You)     Start crying because she won't open up and tell your about herself   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:18 No.11106167 Replies: >>11106204 >>11106396       >>11106147 (You)     >>11106109   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:18 No.11106172       >>11106147 (You)       Fuck it rerolling>>11106141   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:18 No.11106178       >>11106147 (You)     >>11105890   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:19 No.11106193       >>11106147 (You)     I was joking. I would've been very surprised if I managed to get dubs with that post the way everyone's luck was going.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:19 No.11106204 Replies: >>11106224 >>11106265       >>11106167       I think we have a winrar!   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:20 No.11106224 Replies: >>11106274       >>11106204     Nope.       >>11106165   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:20 No.11106243       >>11106154     Must get dubs, need purple smart!   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:21 No.11106261 Replies: >>11106300 >>11106396       >>11106165     We femanon?   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:21 No.11106265       >>11106204     We need to see Twilight, override with dubs!   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:22 No.11106274       >>11106224       Ah, damn. I'm too late.       Waiting on the OP to deliver.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:22 No.11106291       >>11106079     >>11105838     >mfw I broke my leg because of a shitty dive attempt a few years ago       I guess the only right answer is to just never leave your room and live on 4chan.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:22 No.11106300 Replies: >>11106314 >>11106342       >>11106261     >implying we're not just a sissy boy   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:23 No.11106314       >>11106300     d-dubs   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:24 No.11106342 Replies: >>11106389       >>11106300     The sissiest of boys apparently.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:26 No.11106389       >>11106342     Or maybe we just know how to get what we want?   >> 4, 6, 0 Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)00:26 No.11106396 Replies: >>11106460 >>11106481 >>11106512 >>11106564 >>11106685 File: 1370319995958.png-(117 KB, 375x360, hotelmario.png) 117 KB       >>11106165     Shitpost because of pic related       >>11106261     lel       >>11106167     >"Hey, do you know anyone that could teach me some more about this place? OH, or maybe a library?"     >"Well, t-there's my friend Twilight. She runs a library in town..."     Excellent. You ask for directions and she refers you to the library. You head to town. You eventually find the library and knock on the door. You wait for five minutes, but no one responds. She must be out. What to do in the meantime?   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:28 No.11106460 Replies: >>11106489       >>11106396 (You)     Go in anyway.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:29 No.11106481 Replies: >>11106541 >>11106685       >>11106396 (You)     how was that a shitpost     how does that have anything to do with spaghetti       fuckin dropped   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:30 No.11106489       >>11106460     I like how I managed to get all 3 possible gets in a row (460).   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:30 No.11106512       >>11106396 (You)     An orange apple horse with a hat arrives. Try to have a conversation with her.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:31 No.11106541       >>11106481     this   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:32 No.11106564       >>11106396 (You)       Search my pockets for pennies and head over to the town fountain to kill some time.   >> 3, 0, 1 Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)00:36 No.11106685 Replies: >>11106730 >>11106753 >>11106808 File: 1370320604680.gif-(384 KB, 464x260, scoot.gif) 384 KB       >>11106481     Breaking down crying for no good reason ISN'T spaghetti? Also, it doesn't further the story and I just want to get this moving, so pic related       >>11106396 (You)     That was fast     You try the doorknob and, surprisingly, find it unlocked. You open it up and look around. You are somewhat annoyed to see a purple unicorn literally 10 feet away.     >"HEY. Why didn't you answer when I knocked?"     She doesn't respond.     >"HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU!"     Still no response. You walk up to her and poke her. She STILL does nothing. You try waving your hand in front of her face, shouting, etc. to no avail. How do you knock her out of her trance   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:36 No.11106686 Replies: >>11106743       too bad       emotional trainwreck anon would've been unique   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:38 No.11106730 Replies: >>11106858       >>11106685 (You)     >6. YOUR decisions will affect the build and backstory of your character.       Spaghetti refers to sperging out about the show. Why couldn't the anon be a weepy sissy? Oh well.       >>11106685 (You)     Don't. Just shrug and leave.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)00:38 No.11106743 Replies: >>11106942       >>11106686     Unique, but would do nothing to further the story. I won't deny it's a dick move, but I'm not gonna let it get derailed to the point of Magic Johnson, chris Chan, or whatnot   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:39 No.11106753       >>11106685 (You)     Look at books and start pulling out ones that look like they could help.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:39 No.11106770       There's something we've forgotten to do this entire time:       >check for traps       This IS an RPG after all.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:40 No.11106808 Replies: >>11106858       >>11106685 (You)       Search for a vial of ink with her signature quill still inside it. Tap it ever so lightly, and she'll wake up with a roar.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)00:42 No.11106858 Replies: >>11106878 >>11106938 >>11106951 File: 1370320928543.gif-(281 KB, 250x250, theyappingintensifies.gif) 281 KB       >>11106730     You decide it isn't worth the effort to pry her from her book. Besides, the whole breaking and entering thing probably wouldn't work out so well. You turn and leave, closing the door behind you. You decide to see what there is to see at the marketplace you saw earlier       >>11106808     Not gonna lie, I kinda hoped this would be the get   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:42 No.11106878       >>11106858 (You)     Go buy a tofu hot dog with mustard and ketchup   >> 2, 5, 7 Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)00:44 No.11106938 Replies: >>11106969 >>11106996 >>11107026 >>11107090 >>11107105 File: 1370321067757.gif-(15 KB, 275x300, Slowpoke.gif) 15 KB       >>11106858 (You)     You look around and see a cake shop, what appears to be a tailor's shop, and a stand selling apples. blatantly obvious.jpg   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:44 No.11106942 Replies: >>11107018       >>11106743 (You)     Cherry picking like that is disgusting. Gets are gets, asshole. Why do a CYOA if you are just going to push people into confined ways of doing things?   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:45 No.11106951       >>11106858 (You)     See which stalls will be willing to trade.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:45 No.11106969 Replies: >>11106984 >>11107005       >>11106938 (You)     Ask the apple vendor if there's anywhere you can get a tofu hot dog with mustard and ketchup   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:45 No.11106984       >>11106969     reroll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:46 No.11106996       >>11106938 (You)     Got to the tailor.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:46 No.11107005 Replies: >>11107354       >>11106969     rereroll   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)00:46 No.11107018 Replies: >>11107273       >>11106942     Just doing this until things get a bit further along. I'll try to stop with that now, but I want to avoid drama as much as possible   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:47 No.11107026       >>11106938 (You)     knock over the apple stand and shout "FRUIT VENDOR!"   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:47 No.11107043       Why can't we have My Little RPG General instead of Brad the Rapist General?   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:49 No.11107090       >>11106938 (You)       Step inside the cake shop, looking for some creative confectioneries to come to light.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:50 No.11107105       >>11106938 (You)     foot fetish   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)00:56 No.11107273 Replies: >>11107354 >>11107580       >>11107018 (You)     If you really want it on something approaching rails, use an ABCD system, or else use the gets but cleverly deflect them like a skilled tennis shot back to the court of the story you want. I think a lot better of being clever with it rather than just going 'nnnnope'.       For instance, why not have the anon break down crying as suggested, which makes Fluttershy have a burst of inner will, consoling him, then becoming his quest-buddy to share her strength? that's just one way you could've adapted it.   >> 6,7,8 Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)01:00 No.11107354 Replies: >>11107435 >>11107455 >>11107504 >>11107551 File: 1370322025578.png-(70 KB, 216x186, sawnicsammich.png) 70 KB       >>11107273     Yeah, I probably should've. Brain fart on my part, mayhaps.       >>11107005     You could really go for a hot dog right now, but seeing as the populous seems to consist entirely of herbivores, you'll have to settle for tofu. You walk up to the apple stand.     >"Do you know where I could find a place that sells Tofu Dogs? I could really go for one with mustard and ketchup right about now."     >"What in the HAY are you talkin' 'bout, sugarcube? What's a tofu dog?"     >"It's a thing that looks li... you know what, never mind."     You realize that you don't have any money to pay with anyway. You decide to make conversation.     >"Y'know, I kind of new around here, as you might have guessed by now. I tried heading to the library to learn a bit about the place, but the librarian wasn't exactly responding. Is there anything I should know?"     She laughs.     >"What's so funny?"     >"Twilight was absorbed in one of her books again, wasnt she?"     >"Yeah, she was... wait... do you know her?"     >"Yup. She's one of mah best friends, actually. Do you need a little bit of help?"       How do you respond?   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)01:04 No.11107435 Replies: >>11107457 >>11107479 >>11107504 >>11107532 >>11107551 File: 1370322293689.gif-(657 KB, 280x244, Unsure Biden.gif) 657 KB       >>11107354 (You)     Aaaaaand I've pissed everyone off, haven't I?   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:06 No.11107455 Replies: >>11107478 >>11107734       >>11107354 (You)     Yeah. I'm not from here. Considering there's no humans and ponies talk, I don't think I'm even from this world. I'd like to know more about this place, maybe even if there's any way to return home.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:06 No.11107457       >>11107435 (You)     It's also getting late.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:07 No.11107478       >>11107455     Reroll?   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:07 No.11107479       >>11107435 (You)     Yes   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:08 No.11107504 Replies: >>11107734       >>11107435 (You)     Nah, man. Not everyone's so pissy about this gets drama. You're trying to give your CYOA some sense, that's understandable. You'll learn how to deal with this eventually.       >>11107354 (You)     Have the apple pone help you make twilight react.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:09 No.11107532       >>11107435 (You)     In my opinion, railroading is just about the worst thing you can do. I mean, obvious shit posts are obvious so avoid them, but let the not so shitty ones go through. You could be doing a lot worse though.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:10 No.11107551       >>11107435 (You)     I was writing in another thread       >>11107354 (You)     I've kind of forgotten what our aim is, anyway       Explain that you need a place to stay and a job, or a lead on both, you're new in town   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:11 No.11107580       >>11107273     You, I like you   >> 8, 0, 1 Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)01:21 No.11107734 Replies: >>11107797 >>11107817 >>11107831 >>11107849 >>11107918 File: 1370323273397.jpg-(76 KB, 320x453, doubleagent.jpg) 76 KB       >>11107455     >"Yeah. I'm not from here. Considering there's no humans here, and that the ponies talk, I don't think I'm even from this world. I'd like to know more about this place, maybe even if there's any way to return home."     >"No kidding. Can't say I'd react too well to being flung from mah home to some strange place."     >>11107504     >"Yeah, anyway, I would really appreciate some help."     >"Follow me, sugahcube."     You head back to the library. Twilight is still there.     >"I never got your name. I'm Anon."     >"Ahm Applejack. The pleasure's all mine."     She already seems to know what she's doing. She calmly walks over to a nearby desk and gingerly nudges an inkpot.     >"Seriousl-"     You're cut off by Twilight flipping shit.     >"Impressive."     >"Yup. Ah think Twilight said it was obsessive com-whatcimacallit or something like that."     >"Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder"     >"Yeah, that."     >"For crying out loud, Applejack, how many time do I have to tell you to NOT touch my..."     Twilight stops, suddenly noticing you for the first time.     >"Applejack... who's this?"     >"This here is Anon, Twilight. He's new to town and wants to learn a bit about how things work around here."       What do?   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:24 No.11107797 Replies: >>11108039       >>11107734 (You)     Perform an on-the-spot improved rap song about how you are new in town and need to learn about local culture, as well as find a residence and employment   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:25 No.11107817 Replies: >>11107836 >>11107902       >>11107734 (You)     Ask her if humans exist in this world.   >> Darth Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:26 No.11107831 Replies: >>11107846 >>11107872 >>11107920 >>11108254       >>11107734 (You)     Act like a sir   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:26 No.11107836       >>11107817     Reroll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:27 No.11107846 Replies: >>11107875       >>11107831     What does that even mean?   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:27 No.11107849 Replies: >>11107889       >>11107734 (You)     ask her if you can sign up for a library card   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)01:29 No.11107872       >>11107831     Gonna need more than that. I'll work it into the next get   >> Darth Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:29 No.11107875       >>11107846     like a sir= like a gentelman       its just that the word gentelman is longer than the word sir   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:30 No.11107889       >>11107849     >>   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:30 No.11107902       >>11107817     Final reroll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:31 No.11107918 Replies: >>11108000 >>11108254       >>11107734 (You)     Ask Twilight if she's ever heard of travel to different world.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:31 No.11107920       >>11107831     >random namefagging     >le like a le sir     sure is summer   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:35 No.11108000       >>11107918     We're getting somewhere now.   >> Darth Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:38 No.11108039       >>11107797     that comes later   >> 8,1,4 Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)01:48 No.11108254 Replies: >>11108271 >>11108276 >>11108286 >>11108288 >>11108381 File: 1370324901815.gif-(39 KB, 467x350, burns.gif) 39 KB       >>11107831     You put on your best British accent     CHARISMA: +1       >>11107918     >"Well, I was wondering if you had ever heard of any cases where someone has been randomly telported or whatnot into this world from an alternate dimension or whatnot?"     >"I can't say that I have heard of that, except in some genres of some genres of fiction. Can't say that I've ever seen your kind before"     >"Funny. I was going to say the same thing about unicorns and pegasi. They are usually only found in ancient myths and folklore where I come from."     >"Interesting. Do you remember anything about what happened before you came here?"     You stop to think about it.     How strange. You can't exactly remember.     "Sorry, but I have nothing."     Meanwhile, Twilight had been going through her books.     >"Hmm. I'm going to have to do some research first. this would be a lot easier with Spike here to help. What species are you again?"     >"I'm a human. Who's Spike?"     >"Oh he's Twilight's assistant,"     Applejack said     "We should probably stay out of her hair while she looks this up. Let's do something else in the meantime. Got any questions you can ask me?"   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:49 No.11108271 Replies: >>11108313 >>11108325       >>11108254 (You)     "Yes, I do."   >> nuwritefriend 06/04/13(Tue)01:49 No.11108276 Replies: >>11108287       >>11108254 (You)     Rage you want to go back to ponyland   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:49 No.11108286       >>11108254 (You)     where can a fella get a drink around here?   >> nuwritefriend 06/04/13(Tue)01:50 No.11108287       >>11108276     Self rerole   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:50 No.11108288 Replies: >>11108305 >>11108307 >>11108325 >>11108554       >>11108254 (You)     have you brushed your teeth today   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:50 No.11108305       >>11108288     >88     >double get     plz do this   >> nuwritefriend 06/04/13(Tue)01:50 No.11108307       >>11108288     GET!!   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:51 No.11108313 Replies: >>11108365       >>11108271     Be more specific dumb ass.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)01:51 No.11108325 Replies: >>11108343 >>11108348 >>11108353 >>11108365 >>11108385 >>11108439 >>11108528 File: 1370325098232.png-(137 KB, 300x300, pooter.png) 137 KB       >>11108271     LOOKING FOR SPECIFICS, PLEASE AND THANK YOU       >>11108288     See rule number 1. Go find a Colgate General or something.   >> Darth Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:52 No.11108343 Replies: >>11108385       >>11108325 (You)     why do you have a mark on your butt   >> nuwritefriend 06/04/13(Tue)01:52 No.11108348 Replies: >>11108404       >>11108325 (You)     Then tyranid   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:52 No.11108353 Replies: >>11108554       >>11108325 (You)     why cant we ask her about her teeth? also op your being verry nitpicky with theese gets   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:53 No.11108365 Replies: >>11108554       >>11108313     >>11108325 (You)     She asked if I had questions I CAN ask. I do.     we grammarfag now.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:54 No.11108381 Replies: >>11108554       >>11108254 (You)     Do you know where I can get clean? Maybe get some spare clothes?   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:54 No.11108385       >>11108325 (You)     Wow, now that's dickish.       Just ask her this >>11108343   >> nuwritefriend 06/04/13(Tue)01:55 No.11108404 Replies: >>11108411 >>11108432 >>11108554       >>11108348     I got get Mofos   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:55 No.11108411       >>11108404     404 fuck not given   >> nuwritefriend 06/04/13(Tue)01:57 No.11108432 Replies: >>11108495 >>11108554       >>11108404     hoohhoho     Op 404 demads it     TYRANIDS   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:57 No.11108439 Replies: >>11108457 >>11108535 File: 1370325464120.png-(201 KB, 1200x1200, colgate001.png) 201 KB       >>11108325 (You)   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:58 No.11108457 Replies: >>11108473 >>11108535 File: 1370325501835.png-(645 KB, 3000x3000, colgate002.png) 645 KB       >>11108439   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:58 No.11108473 Replies: >>11108484 >>11108535 File: 1370325539017.png-(483 KB, 1940x2456, colgate003.png) 483 KB       >>11108457   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)01:59 No.11108484 Replies: >>11108504 >>11108535 File: 1370325575575.png-(581 KB, 1940x2456, colgate004.png) 581 KB       >>11108473   >> nuwritefriend 06/04/13(Tue)01:59 No.11108495 Replies: >>11108530 >>11108554 File: 1370325594518.jpg-(64 KB, 674x661, God i love them.jpg) 64 KB       >>11108432     Colgate or tyranids     The choice is yours   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:00 No.11108504 Replies: >>11108517 >>11108528 >>11108535 File: 1370325612222.png-(496 KB, 1940x2456, colgate005.png) 496 KB       >>11108484   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:00 No.11108517 Replies: >>11108535 >>11108536 File: 1370325647861.png-(437 KB, 1940x2456, colgate006.png) 437 KB       >>11108504   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:01 No.11108528 File: 1370325672158.jpg-(100 KB, 386x411, 1369927873718.jpg) 100 KB       >>11108325 (You)     Oh shit >>11108504   >> nuwritefriend 06/04/13(Tue)02:01 No.11108530 File: 1370325672076.jpg-(56 KB, 600x600, 600px-Unyuufex2.jpg) 56 KB       >>11108495     You could have stopped this op   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:01 No.11108535       >>11108439     >>11108457     >>11108473     >>11108484     >>11108504     >>11108517     u havin a giggle thar m8?   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:01 No.11108536 File: 1370325682429.png-(297 KB, 1940x2456, colgate007.png) 297 KB       >>11108517     The man asked an important and legitimate question.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)02:02 No.11108554 Replies: >>11108574 >>11108609 >>11108649 File: 1370325734398.gif-(95 KB, 375x300, cryinggrammarnazi.gif) 95 KB       >>11108353     I suppose I am, but I really don't have any way to work with that, even with deflection.       >>11108365     That isn't a grammar correction, dumbass.       >>11108432     >>11108404     >>11108353     >>11108495     >>>/9fag/       >>11108381     >"Do you know anywhere I could clean up? Maybe even BRUSH MY TEETH ya happy, faggots? or get some clean clothes?"     >>11108288     >"You guys DO brush your teeth, right?"     >"Haha, yup. As for the rest of your question, you'd probably want to go to my friend Rarity's. She runs the boutique across town."     >"Yeah, but I don't have any money..."     >"Oh that's alright. She's pretty generous. Besides, she'd probabl be delighted to test her design skills on a brand new species   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:02 No.11108558 Replies: >>11108604       and now you see why many authors give up   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:03 No.11108574       >>11108554 (You)     It wasn't a correction. It was answering what she literally asked.   >> Whoops. 5, 7, 9 Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)02:04 No.11108604 File: 1370325868197.jpg-(6 KB, 221x228, eyup.jpg) 6 KB       >>11108558     E-yup.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:04 No.11108609 Replies: >>11108623 >>11108634       >>11108554 (You)     burst into raritys place     OGGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WOMAN AT   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:05 No.11108623       >>11108609     rofl.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)02:05 No.11108634 Replies: >>11108690 File: 1370325959602.jpg-(8 KB, 209x200, 1367697456778.jpg) 8 KB       >>11108609     As hilarious as this is, this is something that I can safely say is ACTUALLY a shitpost.       But thanks for the laugh   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:06 No.11108649 Replies: >>11108984       >>11108554 (You)     Ask Applejack to tag along and introduce you   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:08 No.11108690       >>11108634 (You)     go to raritys     but before you do so beat yourself up and make yourself look bad so that when you do get to raritys she will treat you even better   >> 1,3, 6 Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)02:22 No.11108984 Replies: >>11109015 >>11109054 >>11109062 >>11109088 >>11109117 >>11109118 >>11109184 >>11109255 File: 1370326933114.png-(344 KB, 475x355, ifsomeonetouchesyouinapla(...).png) 344 KB       >>11108649     >"Could you show me the way? Seeing as I'm new here and all..."     She laughs.     >"Oh, all right. Besides, I guess it would be easier for you to get a discount with me putting in a good word."     >"Thanks."     You head off to the boutique and enter, nearly hitting your head on the way in. These buildings were, after all, built for ponies.     You see a white unicorn in the center of the room working on an elaborate dress. Good thing you brought Applejack, because this looks like some high-end stuff and you're sure you'd be charged up the ass otherwise.     >"I take it that's Rarity?"     you ask.     >"Hmm?"     The white unicorn turns to look at you.     >"Oh, hello Applejack! Who is this you brought with you?"     >"Rarity, this is Anon. Anon, this is Rarity. Rarity, Anon was hoping to find somewhere he could wash up and get a fresh pair of clothes. I figured you might be willing to help."     >"Well, I can certainly try! Come here for a second. Hmm. I can't say I've seen anyone that walks quite like THAT. I mean, Spike walks on two legs, but he's so low to the ground! Hmm. This may take a bit. Let me take your measurements real quickly."     You oblige.     >"Okay, now that you have THAT over with, what do you have in mind?"   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)02:23 No.11109015       >>11108984 (You)     Sorry I've been taking so long, I'm getting pretty tired. I'll need to wrap up within a half hour or so.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:24 No.11109054 Replies: >>11109087       >>11108984 (You)     Rip your clothes off and berry your dick so far in her that whoever pulls it out would be crowned king   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:25 No.11109062 Replies: >>11109087       >>11108984 (You)     do you know what a condom is     i need ten of them   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)02:26 No.11109087 File: 1370327181371.jpg-(9 KB, 240x280, Yall motherfuckas.jpg) 9 KB       >>11109054     >>11109062     See rules #1 and 3     Come on, these aren't even borderline shitposting   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:26 No.11109088 Replies: >>11109135       >>11108984 (You)     cast magic missile     this is an rpg, right   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:27 No.11109117 Replies: >>11109272 >>11109309       >>11108984 (You)     Tell her you want a very frilly pink dress   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:27 No.11109118 Replies: >>11109135       >>11108984 (You)     "Do you know what jeans are?"   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)02:28 No.11109135 Replies: >>11109168 File: 1370327311867.jpg-(7 KB, 212x237, talidisapproves.jpg) 7 KB       >>11109088     This isn't combat. Also, be warned that doing shit like this will negatively affect your relationships with other characters.       >>11109118     This would be an example of acceptable posting   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:30 No.11109168 Replies: >>11109297       >>11109135 (You)     ok then     use search     keep what you find for later   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:30 No.11109184 Replies: >>11109199 >>11109267       >>11108984 (You)     Check for traps   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:31 No.11109199 Replies: >>11109267       >>11109184     lol     you mean physical traps or futa type traps?     rerolling for both   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:34 No.11109255       >>11108984 (You)     I just need some more like what I have on.   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)02:34 No.11109267 Replies: >>11109282 >>11109297 >>11109352 File: 1370327662620.jpg-(26 KB, 539x480, hue.jpg) 26 KB       >>11109184     >>11109199     Really?     You check for traps. Roll failed as neither Rarity or Applejack have visible genitalia.     Same gets, be serious   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:34 No.11109272 Replies: >>11109310       >>11109117     reroll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:35 No.11109282 Replies: >>11109310       >>11109267 (You)     then how does we sex?   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:35 No.11109297       >>11109267 (You)     >>11109168   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:36 No.11109309       >>11109117     roll for pretty doll anon   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)02:36 No.11109310 Replies: >>11109363 >>11109393 >>11109408       >>11109272     What about be serious do you not understand       >>11109282     >visible   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:37 No.11109352 Replies: >>11109648       >>11109267 (You)     Just ask for more clothes like what you have on.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:37 No.11109363 Replies: >>11109648       >>11109310 (You)     ask her for a place to stay and a shirt   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:38 No.11109393 Replies: >>11109648       >>11109310 (You)     op will you be doing a pastebin?   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:39 No.11109408 Replies: >>11109445 >>11109496 >>11109648       >>11109310 (You)     Wow what the fuck is not serious about that? So you have some sort of problem with people who like dresses, huh? It's a problem to you if someone wants to have a frilly pink dress and be happy with it? Oh, I get it, you're sexist and cis privileged. Well, I think it's a god damn shame and an insult to the participants here if you are just going to write that off as "not serious" without even giving it any due consideration. It's a dress. It's just a dress. This isn't even sexual. Just because anon wants to wear one and look nice in it as a gift from a very pretty and generous pony does not make it shitposting. I am honestly upset that you seem to think this is the case and can't even be bothered, once again, to roll with the gets. It's like you're not even trying. Why don't you just put the whole thing on railroads or explain exactly what's "allowed" for our replies because any time we seem to get creative you are just throwing it out over and over. I'm annoyed. I'm beyond annoyed. Apparently it's okay to hate people who want to wear dresses. P.S. nowhere did you even say that anon is a god damn male so this could easily be a femanon wanting something spiffy and sexy for a night out on the time which would be sexy as all hell and get all of us off and certainly be unique and interesting. so fuck you.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:41 No.11109445 Replies: >>11109648 >>11109684       >>11109408     What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:43 No.11109496       >>11109408     chill the fuck down dude, you didnt even get the get anyways   >> 6, 9, 5 Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)02:49 No.11109648 Replies: >>11109671 >>11109702 >>11109799 File: 1370328586525.jpg-(10 KB, 480x360, ohyou.jpg) 10 KB       >>11109393     perhaps.       >>11109408     >>11109445     Oh, you.       >>11109363     and >>11109352 for the hell of it     >"Yeah, just a shirt and clothes similar to what I have on would be great. I'm not exactly in the market for one of those frilly pink dresses, no matter how fabulous they are."     They both laugh at the remark.     >"The bathroom's over there. I'll tell Sweetie Belle to give you some privacy."     >inb4 pedofillya     You head in, relieve yourself, wash your hands and face and exit.     >"This should take a while Anon. Make yourself at home in the meantime."     What to do while we wait?     I think I'll wrap it up after the next one.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:50 No.11109671 Replies: >>11109799 >>11110049       >>11109648 (You)     Masturbate swiftly since we didn't get sex   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:51 No.11109684 Replies: >>11109793       >>11109445     Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo.   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:51 No.11109702 Replies: >>11109715       >>11109648 (You)     figure out who the fuck sweetie belle is     follow her to the treehouse   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:52 No.11109715 Replies: >>11110049       >>11109702     reroll   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:55 No.11109793 File: 1370328955265.jpg-(43 KB, 242x251, john pasta.jpg) 43 KB       >>11109684     Hey Faggots,     My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.     Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.     Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch   >> Anonymous 06/04/13(Tue)02:56 No.11109799 Replies: >>11110049       >>11109671     see >>11109648 (You)     >relieve yourself   >> Substitute WriteFag !4RiFEn.BFc 06/04/13(Tue)03:09 No.11110049 File: 1370329763085.gif-(858 KB, 400x225, simon.gif) 858 KB       >>11109799     Well played.       >>11109671     Rules #1 and 3       >>11109715     >"By the way, Rarity: who is that Sweetie Belle you mentioned? Is she your roommate or something?"     >"No, she's my-"     She's cut off by the enthusiastic, energetic voice of the conversational subject.     >"I'M HER SISTER!"     >"Well that explains it..."     Applejack speaks up.     >"I was actually just going to take her to the farm for a get together with my sister and their friend Scootaloo. Do you want to come with?"     You shrug.     >"Sure, why not."     Excited, Sweetie Belle begins to bounce up and down.     >"We have a club! It's called the Cutie Mark Crusaders! We..."     She explains on the way to Sweet Apple Acres. In fact, she doesn't seem to stop for breath. Maybe you should have stayed at the Boutique...         Oh well. That's all for tonight folks