Title: Empty Audio: How about we reconvene with you sitting at a table, Celestia gurgli Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/pLtkX20X First Edit: Friday 28th of February 2014 06:42:07 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 28th of February 2014 06:42:07 PM CDT Empty Audio: How about we reconvene with you sitting at a table, Celestia gurgling as she waddles into the room, belly heavy with thick waste   Empty Audio: Wings flapping a little harder than usual as she floats up and stands on the table   Empty Audio: Grinning back at you   Empty Audio: Squatting down over your plate   Empty Audio: And groaning, marecunt drooling as her fat asshole gapes wide   Empty Audio: A thick log of her nougaty dung squeezing out   Empty Audio: Plopping onto your plate as she serves your meal   Anonymous: Ah. I'd say forget the silverware, I'm fucking entering this plate.   Anonymous:  and that's exactly what I'd do. I'd  bash my face right into it,  biting her glorious waste and swallowing like a man who hadn't eaten for days   Anonymous:  I'd lick the plate wuntil it was sparkly clean and then I'd  give a good lick to the source too. I'd suck a little to see if there was anythign left   Empty Audio: She'd be drooling and burping as she hears you noisily gulp down her steaming hot shit   Empty Audio: Knees wobbly as she belches and grunts, another thick log pushing out with a little more force   Empty Audio: Hitting the plate but also your face   Empty Audio: As she groans and quickly clenches up   Empty Audio: Hopping down and ducking under the table, belly rumbling as she groans and saliva pours down her chin   Empty Audio: Mouth slobbering on your erection as she huffs and moans   Empty Audio: Then opening wide and jamming your cock into her throat   Empty Audio: Feeling it stretch as she gags and her eyes roll back   Empty Audio: Your flare slamming into her stomach just in time for it to heave   Empty Audio: Clenching and churning as your gagging helps her hurl   Empty Audio: Puking hard against your flare until it gives   Empty Audio: And her bile starts squirting up your urethra   Empty Audio: Stretching your cock out further as she vomits into your bladder and makes your nuts sag and stretch with the added load of her puke   Anonymous: Then there's only thing I can do in that situation I  keep her head still as she fills my cock with her filthy and acrid puke and then taking the shit on the plate and smearing it all over my body.   Anonymous: as I feel she has stopped vomiting her precious contents inside my fat urethtra,  then  I'd clench my heavy balls and tell her to get up and lay down on the table   Anonymous: I'd then stand and start releasing her puke all over her body,  first aiming for her wide-open mouth and then coating her completely with her chunky punke mixed with my seed   Anonymous: I'd watch her  lick the table where the I had missed her body and she'd surely want another tasty treat after that.   Empty Audio: She can't help but belch and moan as she flops onto the table   Empty Audio: Bile drooling from her lips as her fat asshole clenches and blurts out sweetly reeking noisy farts   Empty Audio: And when you start cumming and pissing her sick all over her body she writhes   Empty Audio: Mouth wide open to retaste her meal and marecunt winking furiously   Empty Audio: Unable to stop herself from squirting out a good amount of her acrid urine, asshole pushing out a few smaller logs as she burps and gulps down as much gooey muck as she can   Empty Audio: Legs reaching out, inviting you to climb up and snuggle with her   Empty Audio: Both of you caked in filth and grime   Empty Audio: Bodies gurgling and leaking   Empty Audio: Occasionally erupting from various holes, belching out ropes of spunk, logs of shit, mouthfuls of puke or jets of urine   Anonymous: I'd join her and cudlle that filth encrusted monster, just before I start fucking her ass and feel chunks of her shit fall inside my urethtra   Anonymous: I'd cum again  and again inside her, while I gag on her horn to vomit on her more, the shit I just tasted forcefully climbing up my throat again to lay down on celestia's face and mane   Anonymous: And that's when we decide that this isn't enough. We need more.   Anonymous: What's the best way to create a huge amount of puke in which we could bathe in?   Empty Audio: Other than magic   Empty Audio: There's always feasting   Empty Audio: Ordering up huge piles of food until the kitchens run empty   Empty Audio: And they have to start serving stuff that is maybe a little older than usual   Anonymous: ah, exactly.   Anonymous: Something rancid, even.   Empty Audio: Which would certainly help you start to feel hot and sweaty all over   Empty Audio: Stomach churning   Empty Audio: Nausea firmly linked to arousal from all the vile sex you have   Empty Audio: The urge to puke also making you want to cum   Empty Audio: Like your neck is a second tender cockbelly   Anonymous: what a wonderful image.   Empty Audio: Eager to stretch and flex as your stomach climaxes   Empty Audio: Cumming thick throatfuls of hot, acrid puke up out of your mouth-urethra   Anonymous: And never, ever cleaning the room. It'd smell horrible.   Empty Audio: Once you're both too full to eat another bite   Empty Audio: And on the verge of puking your guts out   Empty Audio: Would you go first?   Empty Audio: Or let her have that honor?   Empty Audio: Mouths drooling over a swimming pool sized vat   Empty Audio: Empty for now   Empty Audio: But soon to be very full   Anonymous: Ladies first.   Empty Audio: Then shuddering and belching softly   Empty Audio: She'd try to hold still   Empty Audio: Mouth opening wide   Empty Audio: So you can push your hand in   Empty Audio: And gag her   Empty Audio: Pull her trigger   Empty Audio: And make her groan and erupt   Anonymous: And creating my own little fountain of vomit, to fill our depraved fantasies.   Anonymous: I'd push my hand inside her quivering mouthpussy and then let the rain fall down , inhaling deeply at the acrid smell   Anonymous: I'd let her splash it on my face and body, kiss her while she throws up and  swallow it all   Anonymous: Just what I needed to make my rebuttal and  let it all out   Anonymous:  We'd be swapping vomit from one stomach to another, one body to another   Anonymous: I'd put my head inside her swollen ponut and vomit it all to my heart's content, just to be showered again   Empty Audio: Each time a little more of it passing through your stomach   Empty Audio: To build up in your bowels   Empty Audio: Until you're both floating in a pool of steaming, chunky puke   Empty Audio: Feeling your colons slop full of dense, thick shit   Empty Audio: Her anus lubed up with your vomit   Anonymous: Time to mix everything.   Anonymous: How about we start a contest of who can shit the longest and farthest?   Empty Audio: Heads dunking under the surface, gulping loudly as you suppress the urge to puke it all back out   Empty Audio: Loading up your bowels with plenty of piping hot shit   Anonymous: delicious.   Anonymous: And of course, as we strain to shit everything out, we'd probably piss ourselves.   Anonymous: A deep yellow in the already brown red and green mix we have right now   Anonymous: The pool taking shape and completely filling   Anonymous: Until we're able to take a swim in the filth we tried to create with so much labour   Anonymous: And then, well. Now we have a tub full fo shit piss and vomit.   Empty Audio: I'm sure Celestia will take the time to magic out her cock before your shitting contest   Empty Audio: So that as you squat hip to hip   Empty Audio: Your long cocks hang down into the pool   Empty Audio: Throbbing as they geyser urine from the force of you baring down on your balls   Empty Audio: Until the pleasure of having those thick logs grinding against your prostates on the way out   Empty Audio: Have your urine streams turning a cloudy, milky white   Empty Audio: Balls clenching as you cum from shitting yourselves empty   Anonymous: Surely, we have reached the limit of how disgusting and lewd we can get.   Anonymous: But Maybe... I am wrong.   Anonymous: This is when magic comes to our aid.   Anonymous: we begin draining the pool again, this time inside celestia.   Anonymous: When the abhorrent ritual has been completed, she's still retaining her figure as if she had eaten anything more than usual, but she's filled to the brim with the contents of the pool.   Anonymous: Of course, we'd be completely caked in shit vomit and filth.   Empty Audio: Groaning and gurgling, retching lightly as her magic pours every last gallon of that vile glop into her mouth and asshole   Anonymous: Exactly. And now that's she's a walking sewer, where should we go if not ponyville?   Anonymous: I think that the fountain there is a little boring, don't you think?   Anonymous: I suggest we repleace her.   Anonymous: of course, it's a long way to ponyville adn I can't fly   Anonymous: why taking a chariot when I can just crawl inside her?   Empty Audio: Curling up in her filthpacked colon   Empty Audio: Soaking in your shared disgusting muck   Empty Audio: As she flies down from Canterlot   Empty Audio: Dripping with goop   Empty Audio: Burping a little as she clenches and contains herself   Empty Audio: Arriving in the town square   Empty Audio: Grinning as she lets rip a long belch   Empty Audio: Squatting and shitting you out   Empty Audio: Your body coccooned in a thick dense log of her putrid waste   Anonymous: [Nothing can be lewder than this. This is the single most depraved thing that has ever been written about pone]   Anonymous: [I think we should end it in style, with Celestia  becoming the royal fountain for the day.]   Anonymous: [unless you can cook up something that you think can outfetish this?]   Empty Audio: [hmm...]   Empty Audio: [I guess the question is]   Empty Audio: [which hole is the spigot?]   Empty Audio: [so many to choose from]   Empty Audio: [the flare of her cock, her mouth, her nostrils, her asshole, her mare urethra]   Empty Audio: [magic can reroute her waste anywhere]   Empty Audio: [she could even be squirting vile goop from her teats]   Anonymous: [What if everything at once.]   Anonymous: Or even better,   Anonymous: [everything but her ass.  The grates the usually give out water to keep the level steady now conduct vomit through her huge asshole, while she is impaled the phallic-like structure of the statue, taht for soe reason resembles now a huge buttplug of marble, more than two feet large and three feet tall.   Anonymous: [As she hilts the structure, the foul muck flows into her and every one of her orifices oozes or trickles or downright shoots out the filthy muck]   Anonymous: [she's probably even start humping it]   Empty Audio: The princess gurgling for a moment before her eyes roll back   Empty Audio: Hips thrusting uncontrollably   Empty Audio: Sending her shit and puke spewing cock flopping and swinging around   Empty Audio: Hosing down the area in a gooey mess of waste, filth, cum, piss, and vomit   Empty Audio: As her throat stretches and bulges   Empty Audio: Logs of shit hurling up from her gut and out her mouth   Empty Audio: Interspersed with blasts of grimy puke that squirts from her nostrils   Empty Audio: Her marecunt squirting yellow and brown as her womb starts to fill up with putrid gunk   Empty Audio: Swelling and ballooning her until she pukes out a grunting moan   Empty Audio: Body laying a fat egg of dense shit   Empty Audio: As another starts to form inside her   Anonymous: I'd sit down and just enjoy it   Anonymous: I'd just stare at our masterpiece, the fountain of eternal filth   Anonymous: While fillies and colts stare wide eyed and everyone tries to understand what's going on   Anonymous: That would be a perfect moment.   Empty Audio: I can only imagine that the show would simultaneously nauseate and arouse you   Empty Audio: Fat stretched out horsecock throbbing as you feverishly jerk it   Empty Audio: Curling over and puking on your cock for lube   Empty Audio: As you groan and fart   Empty Audio: Piss gushing from your well fucked urethra   Empty Audio: As your balls churn and clench, pulling upwards   Empty Audio: Your shaft bloating as it fills with cum and waste   Empty Audio: Cock puking hard all over your filthfountain princess love   Empty Audio: Vomitting cum and shit   Empty Audio: Splattering and slathering her in your love