Title:           Dealing with Anon's Erection - Celestia
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Dealing with Anon's Erection - Celestia
 
http://archive.moe/mlp/thread/19640649/
Copied Mon 22 Sept 2014
 
Thread prompt:
It has been declared by Celestia that in order to make the human Anon more comfortable in Equestria, everypony must take care of Anon whenever he gets an erection. It is now every ponies responsibility to give Anon sexual gratification. Wherever and whenever. He is a guest in their lands and must be treated as such. Ponies are annoyed that they are required by law to do this but most ponies treat it like it's an everyday chore.
 
>You're sitting quietly at sugar cube corner eating a donut and drinking some coffee when Pinkie Pie pops up behind the counter and asks you the question she's been asking ever since that stupid law Celestia made last week.
>"HEY NONNY GOT AN ERECTION?"
>Putting your cup down you calmly reply to her
"You don't have to yell Pinkie, I'm right here. At the moment, no, I don't."
>"Aww... Well ok, just get me if you need me."
>She says sadly as she sinks back down behind the counter.
>At first you were pretty weirded out that such a law would even be made let alone passed in the first place.
>After further investigation you find out a petition was made to satisfy any sexual urges you might have in the future, and since you were the only one of your kind, ponies would volunteer themselves to you whenever necessary.
>It was signed by practically everyone in ponyville. Even the stallions.
>The first day was madness. Utter madness. You couldn't go anywhere without ponies trying to take off your pants and grinding their flanks against you.
>The second day you started hiding out at Fluttershy's cottage where you were safe until she started offering herself to you as well.
>You were reluctant at first but luckily she didn't come on too strongly. sharing an intimate moment you gave that soft yellow flank the tender loving it deserved.
>Now your back outside and it seems that ponies have decided that you will come to them instead. Which is why you're here quietly drinking coffee.
>Remembering all of Fluttershy's quiet moans and her oh so squishable flank has given you a boner.
>Just as you're about to leave a thought crosses your mind.
"Hey Pinkie?"
>Pinkie immediately pops up behind the counter again with a huge grin on her face
>"Yes Nonny?" her tail moving back and fourth though you don't see this.
"I might need some help afterall. Can we go upstairs to your room?"
 
>It's been a year since the law where you could fuck anyone you want has been passed and you've been taking full advantage of it.
>You've pretty much fucked everyone in Ponyville at least once.
>In month 6 you've even organized an orgy where Sweet Berry rode you and had her ass fucked while Quiet Breeze sat on your face while you ate her out.
>So many great memories like fucking a tired and dirty Applejack in her Apple Orchard or Rarity blowing you while at the same time having to talk to a client, fucking her face by the end and having her make up run.
>While you always gave Fluttershy tender love you sometimes also let her take the wheel where she was hesitant at first but then she took control quite enthusiastically.
>Things started to calm down though and right now you're sleeping next to Twilight in her bed while holding her after a session of love making.
>The things she could do with her magic.
>She opens her eyes and starts nudging you awake.
>"C'mon anon, we have to get ready."
>You pull her in closely and give a loud groan.
"Five more minutes."
>"We have to go to Canterlot so you can talk to Celestia about how the law has effected your life. We can't be late."
>Oh yes, Celestia. The reason this past year has happened.
>At the mention of her name a question crosses your mind. You wonder if Celestia has to follow this law as well.
>A devious smile appears on your lips and you give yourself a chub thinking about what you can do with Celestia.
"Did I ever tell you I love how smart you are?"
>Giving Twilight a kiss on her horn.
>"Oh~ Anon, not now. We have to get ready."
>You then get out of bed, planning on what to do with the day ahead.
 
>After taking a shower and eating a big breakfast you put on your cleanest clothes and get on the train to Canterlot.
>The trip was pretty uneventful except for the few stares you got.
>Some were curious, others... weren't.
>A few out of town ponies have shown up to Ponyville specifically to meet you. The further they were away from town the more likely you were going to sleep with them. Part of it was pity, another part was the arousal that someone would go so far just for a chance to hit that.
>Anyway you walk right into the castle and enter the throne room seeing Celestia reading a document in front of her.
>Putting the note down she happily greets you "It's a pleasure to see you my student and Anonymous. It's been too long, how have you both been?"
>"Everything's been great princess Celestia, Anonymous has really fit in quite well with the citizens of Ponyville." Twilight said happily.
"Except when they're particularity tight like a certain someone." you whisper to Twilight.
>She kicks you and her cheeks turn pink causing you to laugh.
>Celestia raises an eyebrow but says nothing.
>After Twilight clears her throat she continues.
>"There haven't been any problems whatsoever and everypony loves Anonymous. There have been no negative repercussions from the new law."
>Turning to you Celestia then asks "Is this true?"
"Yup yup yup. It's totally true. Everything's been great and there isn't a single thing that I can think of to complain about. Equestria has been really hospitable."
>"It always pleases me to hear my subjects treat guest from other lands well."
>Smiling to herself she continues.
>"Now if you would excuse me I have an important speech to make in front of noble ponies about treating their workers equally. You may show yourselves out."
>Rolling up the document she then walks down from her throne and prepares to leave before you put a hand on her flank.
"I just have one question though."
>She turns to your hand and then to you
>"Yes?"
 
"Does the law of reliving my sexual urges apply to you as well?"
>Twilight gasps at your question but Celestia never breaks eye contact.
>"I follow the laws just like any other pony would so yes, it would and does apply to me." a smirk appearing on her face.
"Then when's the next time you'll be available?"
>You begin rubbing her flank slowly getting closer and closer to beneath her tail.
>"Unfortunately it won't be any time soon because after my speech I have to leave for Manehatten, then I have to go to Fillydephia, and I won't be returning for a month or more. "
>Her tail flicks your hand and you pull it back while she continues to walk to her speech.
>"I apologize for Anon's blunt question Celestia!" Twlight yelled next to you.
>"I can't believe you would ask the princess such a thing!" Twilight said while putting a hoof over her eye.
>You weren't letting this go though.
"Then how about during the speech?" you yell out.
>Celestia turns to you with bored expression before a smile appears on her lips.
>"That should be fine then. Follow along if you wish."
>Oh shit. You have to fuck Celestia in front of a crowd. You're nervous and excited.
 
>As soon as Celestia leaves the room you begin jumping around in excitement.
>Holy crap! You're gonna fucking plow Celestia!
>The excitement is quickly replaced by dread however. This can't go wrong, this is going to make or break you.
>Turning to Twilight you see that she's staring in open mouthed surprise at what Celestia just said, her eyes never having left the door she walked out of.
>Snapping your fingers in front of her face though wakes her back up.
"Alright Twilight I'm going to need your help for this one."
>Her eyes widen before she responds. "Nuh uh. No way. Don't think I want to be involved in any of this."
>You begin pleading.
"Please Twilight you don't have to really do anything EXCEPT for one spell."
>"What spell?" she asks concerned.
>"The penis growth spell. But not now! When I raise both arms in the air like this-"you raise both arms above your head as if you were stretching. "-then you cast it."
>Ah the penis growth spell. You get a bigger dick but you tire pretty easily.
>"Are you really planning on having sex with Celestia in front of a bunch of ponies while she gives a speech?"
"Yes." you dead pan.
>Twilight just looks at you like you're crazy.
"I promise I'll make it up to you!"
>"How?!?!" she says loudly
>You put a hand on her ear and begin to pet her. Leaning down you whisper in her other ear.
"I think you know how."
>You begin nibbling the ear in front of you.
>"B-but what if she doesn't like it? What will she do when she finds out what I did?"
"Then I'll just tell her I put you up to it. It'll be the truth. C'mon Twi..."
>"O..ok. Fine. I'll do it."
>You lean into her lips and give her a kiss.
"Thank you." you smile at her.
>"Let's just go already!" storming off and leaving the room
>You walk out behind her and see Celestia turn right at the end of the hallway.
>You both run to catch up with her.
"So where will this speech be held?"
>"Ah Anonymous, I was wondering if you were going to show or not after your bold statement."
 
"I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to." you reply back.
>"Indeed, I suppose you wouldn't have. To answer your question the meeting will be held in the castle courtyard. Both worker and noble pony will be there."
"Wonderful" you reply
>"I must apologize in advance however that I will not be able to perform fellatio at any time during the speech because of how demanding my schedule is and I would like to give you my full undivided attention at such a task."
>A little disappointing but it disappears after she says this.
>"However you may do whatever you wish to my flank since the law does state you may do anything to fulfill your needs."
>Hello boner my old friend.
>Slowing down a few steps you begin to admire Celestia's jiggly flank.
>Damn that alicorn's got a nice ass.
>You think you can deal without the blowjob.
>"Will you also be joining us my dear student?" she looks down to Twilight.
>"Of course!" Twilight replied happily. "I always have time to hear one of your wonderful speeches princess Celestia."
>"I'm glad somepony listens to what I have to say." she said somberly
>"Nonsense!" Twilight replied. "Everypony loves your speeches."
>"I wonder sometimes. They never seem to remember what I tell them."
>"I bet they'll remember this one." you think
>Finally you reach the tall archway that leads to the courtyard where a bunch of snotty looking ponies are sitting on one side while a couple of gruff and tough sit on the other.
>Twilight leaves to sit near the table with refreshments while you walk behind Celestia.
>Everypony is confused but some of them know who you are and wonder what you could possibly be doing here.
>Celestia stands in front of a podium where she puts down the document in front of her and you stand behind her waiting for the go ahead.
>"Hello my little ponies, it is a pleasure to see you all here today and I hope we will be able to settle the dispute between worker and noble pony."
 
>You hear a few murmurs and see the ponies on both sides giving each other the stink eye.
>"However before I start I would like to introduce to you the human Anonymous."
>You give a quick wave to the crowd.
>"As some of you might remember last year I made a law that stated Anonymous as a guest of Equestria and as the only one of his kind here would be able to relieve his desires on any pony he wished and today he asked that pony be me."
>A few shocked gasps escape from the crowd and all eyes focus on you.
>You're a little nervous.
>"I have humbly accepted his request because I would never ask my ponies to do anything I wouldn't myself, as proof of this Anonymous will be using my body to relieve all his sexual desires here today in front of you."
>The questioning eyes now turn into anger and you feel a chill go up your back. But in some of those eyes you can see jealously too.
>"Now that we have that out of the way, Anonymous, please do as you wish."
>Fuck yes this is what you were waiting for!
>You walk right up behind Celestia's big white ass and put both your hands where her sun cutie marks are and begin caressing her.
>Celestia begins her speech. "Now it has come to my attention that working ponies are claiming to he treated unfairly on the job."
>Yeah that's about as much as you heard before you moved her tail and dived face first in between Celestia's cheeks.
>Oh my god do they feel so wonderful against your face. And the smell! She smells so clean and of a scented soap of what you think could be vanilla.
>You spread her cheeks apart and then press them together again so her cheeks are against yours.
>You motorboat her ass and then give each cheek a kiss.
>Grabbing both of her hind legs you pull them apart so her pussy is right in front of you out in the open.
>"Equestria was built by ponies working together and grows day by day-" you again dive in and begin licking up and down Celestia's pussy.
 
>You kneel down in front of her and spread her lips apart licking her clit while your thumbs move up and down against her outer lips.
>For a moment Celestia gasps before she continues reading out her speech.
>Moments later a warm fluid is felt against your tongue and to your delight you can see that Celestia is beginning to enjoy this.
>Your boner grows and your pants are beginning to feel tight but you won't take them off yet until you're sure Celestia's good and ready.
>Pulling your face away you then stick your hand underneath her to rub against her belly while your other hand begins to rub up against her pussy before you decide to stick your fingers in.
>Celestia then gives a slight moan at your penetration before shaking her head and continuing on with her speech to the best of her ability.
>You stick your fingers in and out of her tight pussy while your thumb presses down on her clit every time you do.
>Sometimes you leave your fingers in to play with her clit and you can feel her pussy trying to suck in your fingers deeper.
>Taking them out you can see they're covered in her juices.
>Giving a small lick you find the taste to be tangy and sweet.
>You grin and unbutton your pants before standing up and then taking them completely off.
>You can see the mesmerized faces of the crowd but you're not sure if it's from you or Celestia while Twilight has her eyes covered but one is slightly opened to see what's happening.
>Grabbing your cock and holding her tail to the side you begin to angle it at the entrance of Celestia's pussy and you tease her by rubbing it against her wet lips.
>You just know that she's winking right now.
>Without a moment of hesitation longer you plunge your cock into Celestia's eager hole.
>Celestia can't help but let out another moan but this one was longer then the one before.
>After taking a couple of deep breathes she speaks to the ponies watching.
 
>"My deepest apologies my subjects. Anonymous appears to be more difficult to ignore then I imagined he would be. Though do not let him distract you from the topic at hand."
>You plant your feet on the ground and then put your hands on each of Celestia's cutie marks and begin to move your hips forward and back.
>God her pussy is as tight as Twilight's.
>But her butt's bigger.
>You give her a nice appreciative squeeze before you decide to move a little faster.
>Celestia has to brace herself and put one of her hooves on the podium for balance.
>You don't know what's giving her the will to continue her speech but she's doing it.
>Though with your thrusting it sounds like she's trying to talk while riding in a massage chair.
>Feeling like you're about to cum you slow down for a moment to catch your breath.
>Looking down at your cock balls deep into her pussy just fills you with so much pride.
>You begin thrusting again but this time you start smacking her ass lightly.
>Every word she speaks is mixed with a moan everytime you hit her.
>Just look at that jiggle.
>You have decided that now will be the best time to end this and you raise your arms above your head.
>"PRAISE THE SUN!" you think to yourself.
>Twilight catches your signal and charges up her magic which then shoots out of her horn and to your crotch.
>Your penis doubles in size.
>"So please my little ponies, cease your arguing and start working together agai heh heh heh hen!!!"
>Celestia's head leans back as she gives out moans mixed with screams.
>Leaning down you wrap your arms around her torso and begin violently thrusting into her without showing any mercy.
>Celestia has to now put both hooves on the podium to hold herself up from your vicious onslaught.
>With a final thrust you unload everything into her and her pussy greedily tightens around your cock to suck every drop out.
>Celestia buckles and podium falls over but she doesn't care.
 
>Your cock returns to it's normal size and you're panting heavily on the ground with Celestia.
>"That... concludes the meeting my little ponies."
>And with that her horn light's up and you're teleported to her bedroom.
>You fall on a bed looking up at a painting of the sun on the ceiling when you start to feel something warm against your cock.
>Looking down you see that Celestia is sucking off yours and her cum.
"I thought you said no fellatio?"
>"I said no fellatio during the speech." going back to her light suckles
>Too tired to argue, and not wanting to anyway, you simply state
"Right on"
>shhhhiieeettt. Time to look into banging Luna. But for now you merely put your fingers through Celestia's mane while she gently cleans your cock.