Title: Dakari-King Mykan Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/XP1LCLQz First Edit: Thursday 28th of August 2014 07:48:21 PM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 28th of August 2014 07:48:21 PM CDT Huntlol joined the chat 4 minutes ago   Huntlol: hi   Draculamarth: hi huntlol   Huntlol: im here from 4chan   Huntlol: is mykan still here? [big grin]   Mykan: No, I'm justa figment of your non-existant imagination   Huntlol: ok   Huntlol: prepare for 4chan raid btw   Huntlol: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/19414...   Draculamarth: Don't trust him, huntlol   Mykan: Bring it, bitch   Draculamarth: He cast his Fedoramancy magic to turn invisible   Mykan: A-huh... seen it... old new   Mykan: *Tosses*   ISIS smart bomb joined the chat 2 minutes ago   Draculamarth "Bring it, bitch" Jerma: Y'know don't say swearsYouTube · 0:05 · 6 months agoI do not own this clip. Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Es9vGDlbmk Spread this video around to encourage people to not say swears. [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Huntlol: lol mykan do you really hate MLP because it makes you sad and it makes you realise you cant be a actor without going to college? xD   Mykan: Partly...   Allegro: Supposedly he also thinks the ponies are real   Draculamarth: Hi, ISIS smart bomb   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   Huntlol: guys i get strokes as well because of ponies!!!   Mykan: Hey mouthpiece (Allegro) ZIP IT... let me answer my own questions   ISIS smart bomb: PRAY TO ALLAH OR DIE   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot joined the chat 72 seconds ago   Huntlol: 4chan brothers!   Huntlol: from /mlp/   Draculamarth: Hi, Dickpeniscockballsnigger?faggot   Anonymoose: Oh now you're just not trying, Anon.   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Hello   Huntlol: mykan is still here xD   ISIS smart bomb: PRAY TO ALLAH OR DIE INFIDEL   mossbergison joined the chat 30 seconds ago   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Wow, xD, you should kill yourself   Draculamarth: Hi, mossbergison   Huntlol: the 4chan /mlp/ is strong   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Praise allah   mossbergison: hi   Huntlol: i was first one here cuz of 4chan btw [big grin]   ISIS smart bomb: I JUMP OFF OF PLANES WITH C4 TIED TO MY CHEST AS ISIS FIRST SMART BOMB   ISIS smart bomb: AND SCREAM ALLAHU AKBAR   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Fuck yeah, mossberg   Huntlol: mykan   Huntlol: i think you hate MLP because you're jealous   Draculamarth: What up Mykan   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   Mykan: @ Huntlol: Possibly   Draculamarth: I hear Mykan cancelled Fez 2   Huntlol: lol your reasons were because the ponies had friends   ISIS smart bomb: MYKAN PRAY TO ALLAH OR DIE INFIDEL mossbergison: the sand nigs are at it again I see   ISIS smart bomb: WITH ALL OF YOUR SHITTY FANFICTION   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: If Mykan were a transformer, his name would be Fagtron   Huntlol: MYKAN PRAY TO CELESTIA   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Celestia IS Allah   Huntlol: PRAY TO CELESTIA OR ILL GET DISCORD TO SPAWN IN 1000 TALIBANS   ISIS smart bomb: I JUMP OFF OF PLANES WITH C4 TIED TO MY CHEST AS A ISIS SMART BOMB   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   Mykan: @huntlol, actually isn't   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Mykan is the reason we have no hl3   sperglord joined the chat 12 seconds ago   Huntlol: ISIS smart bomb i rate 9/11   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   Huntlol joined the chat 8 seconds ago   Draculamarth: Hi, sperglord sperglord: meow   Huntlol joined the chat 85 seconds ago   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: 9/11 was an inside job   Anonymoose: Alright, time for a hopefully more level-headed Anon to give his take on the situation in here   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: 9/11 was an inside job   ISIS smart bomb: PRAY TO ALLAH SPERGLORD OF FACE THE WRATH OF ALLAH YOU INFIDEL   Anonymoose: Mykan, I actually took a look at stuff you've made. Yes it is worthy of being posted into a cringe thread on /mlp/   Huntlol: THE ALMIGHTY AUTIST IS HERE   Anonymoose: But in all honesty, I can see you actually going somewhere if you took classes or got training to hone your skills.   sperglord cringes   Draculamarth: He won't, Anonymoose   Mykan: @Anonymoose: Maybe to you, but not to me   Anonymoose: You're really not proving anything by trying to become an actor on all on your own.   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: I am an /x/phile as well as a horsefucker, and I can safely say Mykan is a reptilian   Draculamarth: He's too autism to take action   Anonymoose: People who have done that have displayed incredible natural or self-taught talent. They're rare.   Mykan: And I won't be an actor if I do what you say   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLA   Mykan: Why should I take lesssons?   Allegro: Isnt he going to stalk Tabitha tomorrow on a convention? ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   Mykan: So I can watse money for them to teach me what I already know   Anonymoose: Why shouldn't you? That's the better question.   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Because if you don't you'll always be shit.   Mykan: Becuase I don't need it   mossbergison: because there are some very fundamental things about being an actor   Mykan: And I refuse to be an actor if I do it   Anonymoose: Knowing is one thing. Being able to do it well is another.   Mykan: ...understand?   mossbergison: that might require education   Huntlol: "reasons for hating MLP ; -my dreams crushed -my feelings always hurt -im being flamed and bullied etc etc -people are corrupt   Huntlol: nice   Huntlol: 10/10 would kek again   Draculamarth: I don't think you anons realize that Mykan is stubborn as fuck and will not listen to anything you tell him   Anonymoose: No, I don't understand, because you're not proving anything to anyone.   Mykan: I want to prove that those things (College, simple jobs, and all that jazz you yak about) are... how should I word it...   Mykan: ...NOT necessary   Huntlol: "I HATE MY LITTLE PONY BECAUSE IM BEING BULLIED FOR SOMETHING COMPLETLY DIFFERENT! PEOPLE ARE CORRUPT AS WELL! ITS ALL MY LITTLE PONYS FAULT!   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Mykan, hav you ever considered that maybe you wouldn't be so hated if you weren't such a faggor   Huntlol: yes they are   mossbergison: 'because I don't need it' you sir are simply being foolish   Huntlol: they are necessary   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: *faggot Mykan: Well they shouldn't be!   Huntlol: college is there to filter the retards out like you   mossbergison: the world wouldn't even function without simple jobs   Huntlol: and its proving to work   Mykan: Acting isn't money   Anonymoose: There's a lot of things that shouldn't be in this world.   Anonymoose: Welcome to life.   Mykan: Acting isn't a piece of paper with the word "Degree" on it   Anonymoose: Please leave your autism at the door.   Draculamarth: YES IT IS   mossbergison: no it's aportfolio full of work and practice   Anonymoose: You do realize that classes can help you become a better actor, right?   Mykan: No!   Huntlol: NO ANON! TEACHING ONLINE IS MUCH BETTER   Mykan: If I take classes= No being an actor   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: College is for the final stage of learning and career preparation you assblasted faggot   mossbergison: that or technical training   Huntlol: why is that? xD   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Wow   Huntlol: mykan Anonymoose: Depends on what sort of field you want to go into, yes, but still   Huntlol: i have a suggestion for you   Huntlol: kill urself   Mykan: Make me!   Anonymoose: Almost every task and job requires extensive training. Including dramatic arts.   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: You are really set on trying to prove that a degree doesn't amount to anything   Anonymoose: That's why we have technical schools and universities   Huntlol: k   Mykan: @Dick: That's right   An Observer joined the chat 40 seconds ago   Draculamarth: Hi, observer   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   Huntlol: lol mykan are you actually retarded   Anonymoose: A degree amounts to employers taking you seriously   Mykan: @Hunt: No I'm not   ISIS smart bomb: CHATZY WON'T LET ME SAY ALLAHU AKBAR FOR ALLAH   Draculamarth: of course he is   Mykan: I'm just a guy who know swhat he wants   Draculamarth: The D Mykan: @anon: that's stupid   ISIS smart bomb: I WILL FILL THE CHAT WILL ALLAH'S NAME   Allegro: Mykan thought the jews got nuked, because he read something about a nuclear Holocaust   Anonymoose: A degree amounts to the difference between "Self taught? Ignore his audition" and "Oh, he learned at this liberal arts school? Let's consider him."   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: You're a complete idiot, Mykan, but an idiot with potential. Well, if you stopped being a triceratops with autism.   Huntlol: Lol i saw that   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLA   Huntlol: nuclear holocaust   Huntlol: kek   ISIS smart bomb: I NEED MORE ACKBARS   Huntlol: mykan didnt even go to school probably   ISIS smart bomb: HELP ME BROTHERS   Mykan: @anon: Like I said... that's got to stop!   Shrek is Dreck joined the chat 18 seconds ago   Anonymoose: And like you said before, it shouldn't be that way.   Anonymoose: And as I said before in response to that, there's a lot of things in the world that shouldn't be   Huntlol: so mykan hows your attempt at proving eduction is pointless since you can learn everything yourself?   Anonymoose: Get used to it   Draculamarth: Hello, shrek is dreck, you blasphemer you   mossbergison: but that's the thing, there are multiple paths to get there, you're just very dead set on one. That dosen't seem to be working, I'm not asking you to give up, but considering other paths might be wise. Anonymoose: Clearly not because you're not willing to accept it and move on.   Huntlol: lol mykan prepare to be bombarded by people from /mlp/ from 4chan Mykan: @Anon: Listen to me and listen to me good   Mykan: ...Move on to WHAT?   Allegro: Mykan writes MLP so shitty, people want to defend Flash Sentry because he put him into a prison camp to die   Huntlol: lol   Huntlol: its true   Mykan: Everything around is crap!   Anonymoose: Move on to taking classes, getting trained in dramatic arts, and perhaps actually getting acting jobs.   mossbergison: well that's just foolish   Mykan: @Anon: I said NO!   Anonymoose: You're not going to be made fun of for doing that, and you'll finally be able to get on with your life   Anonymoose: What you're doing here is childish.   Draculamarth: I don't know about that Huntlol. Chatzy has a 10 person limit. I'm able to get around it because for some reason, it doesn't register me as online   Huntlol: everything is crap? your fault for not going to college   Mykan: @Anon: Oh yes I will...   Huntlol: oh Huntlol: thats a shame drac   Allegro: What is the most intelligent thing ever going through his head? Celestia when fucking his eye socket   Huntlol: "grand ruler celesto" you mean   Mykan: Just as I will also be made fun of for other things...   Mykan: Like having a wrong job   Huntlol: what job?   Mykan: doing things that werne't supposed ot be done that way   Huntlol: you make crappy fanfics and videos   Allegro: being a punching bag for society is not a job   Anonymoose: You're being made fun of primarily for being so stupid as to refuse to just take classes   Mykan: @Anon: and I want to be made fun of and hated for TAKING the classes EVEN MORe   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLA   Allegro: And thinking that MLp is so horrible you have to spend years of your life destroying it   Anonymoose: Who will make fun of you?   Draculamarth: That can be arranged Mykan: @Anon: I will for one...   Anonymoose: Your classmates won't. Your possible employers won't.   Anonymoose: The Internet might even get off of your back some.   Mykan: @Anon: Well I want them to...   Draculamarth: I will, but only because Mykan asked nicely   Anonymoose: Too bad, they won't.   ISIS smart bomb: PRAY TO ALLAH OR DIE INFIDEL   Anonymoose: And you won't when you see improvement in your ability at the end of it   Mykan: @Anon: Then I guess I won't trust them   Mykan: @anon: Even if I take the classes... like I said... I won't try for a role   Huntlol: wait did you say you want people to make fun of you if you were to go to classes?   mossbergison: he did   Huntlol: omg i hope someone is capping this   Mykan: Taking the classes violates my rule unredeemably   Anonymoose: This is really tiring.   Mykan: Punishment: No becoming an actor!   Huntlol: please someone cap this and put this all on the autistic thread   Draculamarth: @Huntlol: Not capping, but recording the chatlog   Anonymoose: Your rule is absurd.   mossbergison: living by a dogma is a poor way to live life   Mykan: @Anon: Then leave... becuase you can't win   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   mossbergison: in general   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   Mykan: My Rule is RIGHT... for me   Huntlol: ok then dracula   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   Huntlol: TWILIGHT IS BEST PONY   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   mossbergison: but this is a catch 22   Draculamarth: I don't go to 4Chan usually, but if you want, I can dump it there after this   mossbergison: there is no winning in this situation   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAH IS BEST PONY   Huntlol: ok dracula   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   Huntlol: heres the thread   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Mykan is triceratops   Huntlol: http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/19414...   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   Mykan: I wanna become an actor, I wanna do it MY WAY. If I can't... then it's hell rises for all I care   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: I repeat, mykan is triceratops   An Observer: >?4Chan   Huntlol: >?not going on 4chan   Anonymoose: Mykan, I've gotten offers from some pretty big-name liberal arts schools in my state.   Huntlol: what are u? casual?   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: He caused 9/11 and the hollycost   An Observer: This guy doesn't go on 4chan...   Mykan: @Anon: I don't care   Anonymoose: Primarily due to high GPA and doing some plays and whatnot in high school   Mykan: Still not caring...   Huntlol: mykan   Anonymoose: You know what? Fuck this.   N. Harmonik joined the chat 89 seconds ago   Huntlol: please tell us about the "nuclear" holocaust   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Mykan, why do you think the haulocaust was funny?   Anonymoose: I'm starting to feel pained by the amount of autism you're displaying.   Huntlol: what is nuclear holocaust   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: There was nothing funny about it.   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   Mykan: @Anon... Read the words "I... DON'T... CARE"   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: CHILDREN died   Anonymoose: When you finally grow up and accept that the world won't bend to your rule, tell the Internet and maybe we'll stop bugging you.   Draculamarth: Hi, N Harmonik   Allegro: @dickpenis: Because it involved jews and jews are inheriantly funny, aren't they?   ISIS smart bomb: A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST IS WHEN YOU DON'T PRAY TO ALLAH AND BE A INFIDEL   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: And you think that shit's funny?   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   Anonymoose: Until then, please leave the Internet outright   Mykan: @Anon: I put one foot wrong,   Mykan: 'm gonna do what I can to make hell for everyone   Huntlol: mykan   Huntlol: you're mesing with 4chan   Mykan: I'll be a grumpy man   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   Huntlol: GL m8   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   Draculamarth: @Anonymoose: Grow up? He's 27   Mykan: I'll yell at people every day   Huntlol: not sure if b8 m8   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   mossbergison: why? why confine yourself to this bad of a life   Mykan: I'll slam the phone down if the family tries to call me   Allegro: Mykan, you already yell at everyone.   Allegro: That and wishing rape on them   An Observer: >?shitposting against 4chan   Mykan: @Moss: Because... I WANT it that way...   ISIS smart bomb: I FLY OFF A PLANE WITH C4 STRAPED TO MY CHEST AND BLOW UP NEAR PLACES   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: @Hunt, you are being a bigger autist than Mykan right now   Mykan: ...I don't get to be an actor...   An Observer: Please....   mossbergison: But what you want isn't always what you get   Mykan: BB and Terra are still damaged   Mykan: MLP is still pissing me off   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   mossbergison: I don't get a winning hand every time   Mykan: ...To hell with the world   Huntlol: this guy is probably the most autistic and retarded piece of shit ever , the consequence of multiply generations of incest   Huntlol: or the worlds best troll   mossbergison: but I do my best   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Mykan, you beleive the haulocaust is a laughing matter   Allegro: Nah. More Elliot Rodgers 2.0   Mykan: @Moss: This time... if you lose   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Why is this?   Sporkle joined the chat   Mykan: You lose more than just the game, that's how I like it   Draculamarth: hi, sporkle   Huntlol: hi sporkle   An Observer: Hay, Sporkle   mossbergison: hell I write fics as well, and they've been getting worse, but it's all I can do to wake up and try my best. In class, at the keyboard, anywhere.   Huntlol: the great and powerfull autist is here   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Hello sporks Huntlol: ok mykan why do you hate MLP   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: I started a fic but never finished it.   Allegro: Mykan, do you want to kill other people because you think the world as such wronged you?   Huntlol: other than the fact that you are jealous of the ponies having friends?   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   Draculamarth: Because he hates friendship   Draculamarth: He thinks it is a lie   mossbergison: learn to roll with the punches, stop complaining and think about how you can make things better   Draculamarth: He's dumb   Huntlol: yep   Huntlol: he is   Mykan: @Hunt: Becuase I find it stupid   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Because Friendship is witchcraft   Mykan: For one thing... MLP is in Denail   An Observer: Heresy!   Huntlol: he hates school and classes   Huntlol: he dosnt think friendship is real   Mykan: Denial**   Huntlol: he things love is just a urge   An Observer: Wee   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: MLP is in Denail everyone   Huntlol: this guy is A* retard   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   Allegro: MLP is in denial. Just like he is about the Holocaust   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: You heard it from the great triceratops himself   Sporkle: Hello   mossbergison: what are we in denial about   Huntlol: mykan what would your parents think of you?   Mykan: @Moss: think about it Moss...   Huntlol: if they knew what you are doing?   mossbergison: go on   Mykan: (Oh they know, and they don't care)   Draculamarth: @Huntlol: He lives in his parents house   Mykan: The ponies...   Draculamarth: I was going to say basement   Huntlol: "i write fan fics and make videos because its the closest thing to my dream"   Mykan: They make friendship and love and harmony seem so easy   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: *they don't care about me - Fixed it for you brah   Draculamarth: But that *technically* isn't true   Mykan: Like you can just make your problems vanish in a heartbeat   Huntlol: no it dosnt   Mykan: Well... that's not how the REAL world works   Huntlol: it teaches people about friendship   Huntlol: NO SHIT   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Mykan, it's a fucking children's cartoon you dumb shit.   Huntlol: ITS A FUCKING CARTOON   mossbergison: not a heart beat, it is a TV show with only like 20 minutes of air time per arc   Draculamarth: Cartoons are serious to him, though   Mykan: They don't seem to be teaching children how to deal with extreme negtive emmotions and situations that friendship can't help   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: srs bsns?   Draculamarth: yes   Huntlol: you have "strokes" because of cartoons   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: omy   Mykan: Their biggest danger is refuse to realize the existance of unplesant realites   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Of his penis, because he wants that swweet ponut   mossbergison: Well, look at discords shit, they are still trying to 'reform' him   Huntlol: you think love is bad because a few cartoon couples were bad   Mykan: Yeah...   Mykan: But what if he COULDN'T BE reformed   Mykan: What if all their magics weren't good enough?   mossbergison: and it's been like two and a half seasons, and more htan half of the episodes aren't solved with friendship   mossbergison: then you get up and try again   Mykan: What if there was no alternative except ONE...   mossbergison: in a diffrent manner   Mykan: No Moss, not this time...   Mykan: You've tried...   Mykan: and you failed   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: And why didn't you target previou iterations? Or fucking Dora the Explora? Or any other children's cartoo for that matter?   mossbergison: they I will try again, using what I learned here, to try a diferent approach   mossbergison: that's life   Mykan: It won't work   Draculamarth: He does target children's cartoons   Draculamarth: Liberty's Kids   Draculamarth: Teen Titans   Sporkle: Because MLP is popular, obviously   Mykan: They can try until the next century   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: "You've tried... and you failed" Spoken like a true failure.   Draculamarth: Anything Fresh TV made   Mykan: The bad guys still won't stop   Huntlol: thats life   mossbergison: yeah, I have dreams too, and yeah, they might be accepted by all or 'society', so I will try to get as close as I can   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: I have a diaper fetish   Allegro: the bad guy Mykan, is you   Mykan: Heck, I can't wait until Dr. Kudos is defeated   Huntlol: i have a vore fetish   mossbergison: there are no real bad guys, just people.   Huntlol: jk i dont   Mykan: They'll try to befriend him...   mossbergison: this polarization isn't going to help anyone. Not you or me   Mykan: But her rebukes their offer   An Observer: I have... Err... A dragon   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Uh, yeah, me too! Haha, all jokes here!   Allegro: And he will probably say "forget it"   Draculamarth: Mykan, no one but me knows who Dr. Kudos is   Allegro: Mykan, they dont make friends with everyone on the show.   Mykan: And using the last of his magic he plans to go "Someplace where things go to dissapear"   Allegro: they did not become friends with Chrysalis or Sombra e.g.   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: what is Tirek   Sporkle: What is Gilda?   Allegro: Mykan: Creating suicide bombers for little kids shows   Draculamarth: What is Discord?   Huntlol: what is changelings?   Mykan: He hated them that much, and wasn't willing to live amonsgt them   Mykan: ...That also CAN be and practially IS reality   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   Draculamarth: What are you even talking about anymore?   ISIS smart bomb: BRING ISLAM INTO THE SHOW   N. Harmonik: Kawoom!   Allegro Want to see what Mykan stole from in order to write his fanfics? Early Nickelodeon: Today's Special - Hats [1981] (Season One, Episode One)YouTube · 28:52 · 7 months agoToday's Special was a Canadian children's television show produced by Clive VanderBurgh at TVOntario from 1981 to 1987. It also ran on Nickelodeon and the Fa... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   ISIS smart bomb: SO THE PONIES CAN KNOW ALLAH AND HIS WILL   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   N. Harmonik: Hey, Mykan. If a stubborn jerk says Hitler was evil, is he wrong because he's a stubborn jerk?   mossbergison: >?Canada   mossbergison: no   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Goddamn Isis, it was funny for a short while, but now it's just annoying and in the way. Huntlol: mykan you should start clopping   Huntlol: it will make you feel good   Allegro: Isis, shut up. God Ever since Archer's mom is not in charge of you and instead selling cocaine you have not been the same   Huntlol: especially foalcon [smile]   Mykan: I don't know what clopping is...   An Observer: I can relate to this....   Huntlol: google image it [smile]   Draculamarth: plebian   Huntlol: safe search of   Allegro: you also dont know what the Holocaust is.   Allegro: Or the vatican   Sporkle: Everyone needs clopping in their life   Draculamarth: Or Judas   Mykan: What difference would it make if I knew them   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: @allegro I fucking love you in a completely homosexual way, because that was too fucking good   Mykan: ...NONE   Mykan: It won't change a thing   Huntlol: but dont clop to humanized or anthro unless you're 1) gay 2) autistic 3) casual   Mykan: That's why I don't study many things...   N. Harmonik: He thinks knowing about anything before he was born won't help him become an actor.   An Observer: Why not both?   mossbergison: 4) all of the above   Mykan: They simply provide no practical use to me   Huntlol: 4) mykan*   mossbergison: refusing to not learn something because it dosen't change anything makes no sense   Allegro: Well, he probably clops to anthro. After all, he puts emphazis on his characters being anthros.   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Hello, have you heard the word of Lewdus Clop, and accepted him as your lord and savior?   Huntlol: does he?   Mykan: @Moss: Exactly...   Allegro: He also turned the MLP cast into anthros to better fit his worldview.   Huntlol: FUCKING CASUAL   Mykan: Either way... it ends bad   Allegro: Now they can give him better handjobs   mossbergison: why not just accept hte knowledge, hell it might help somewhere down the line   Mykan: Let's see the ponies deal with THOSE kinds of things   Huntlol: CASUA   Huntlol: CASUAL   Huntlol: CASUAL   Mykan: Because it won't!   Huntlol: CASUAL   Dickpeniscockballsniggerfaggot: Praise the triceratops   An Observer: >?anthro   An Observer: Faggot   N. Harmonik: Hey, Mykan. If a stubborn jerk says Hitler was evil, is he wrong because he's a stubborn jerk?   Huntlol: mykan please kill urself   Mykan: Knowing about the hollocaust WON'T help me with ANYTHING...   Mykan: -I don't want to be a historian   N. Harmonik: Because you seem to be under the impression that since Ace Ray was a jerk, he was wrong.   Mykan: -I don't want to be a teacher   Allegro: He doesn't even know what stuff is after he was born. He does not know who Al Quaida is, he thinks Elliot Rodgers is a hero because someone told him so and he does not bother to look him up...   Mykan: -The people I know don't care as much about history either   mossbergison: I only learned how to change a tire and jumpstart a car when I was six, never used it until yesterday, knowledge is one of those things that you just keep until you need it   Mykan: -It doesn't help me in my fanfics   Draculamarth: But you DO want to be a Nazi, right?   Mykan: -It doesn't help me be an actor   An Observer: Being ignorant won't either.   Mykan: -It doesn't fix BB and Terra Huntlol: yes because life is all about crappy fanfics   mossbergison: but historical context provides cultural context which can help you reach an audience   Mykan: -It doesn't stop MLP from pissing me off   Huntlol: and becoming a crap aftor   N. Harmonik: I suppose you don't want to learn first aid and CPR,   Huntlol: actor*   Mykan: -It also doesn't help me sleep better at night...   Allegro: Mykan thinks fascism is okay as long as it stops bronies and critics.   Mykan: ...SO WHY THE HELLS SHOULD LEARN ABOUT IT!!!   Sporkle: What if you want an acting job set is WW2?   Huntlol: lol mykan ur retarded   N. Harmonik: ...and prevent you from ignorantly using the Nazi salute in front of German audiences.   mossbergison: Because as a human it is your responsability to understand where we come from and where we are going.   Mykan: @Moss: No it's not   mossbergison: the only thing that harms people when it comes to knowledge is a lack of it   Huntlol: yes it is Mykan: @Moss: Or really... I don't know about the hollocaust...   mossbergison: computers wouldn't be here without history   Mykan: do you se eany wounds on me   mossbergison: scientific history is a thing   Mykan: Any blood flowing?   Allegro: Why is it no one has hacked any of his accounts yet? What did it take in order for Chris Chan to be the parriah he is that Mykan has avoided for over 10 years?   Sporkle: We need to learn about history to learn from out mistakes   N. Harmonik: Who was it who said, "Those who forget the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them."?   Butthump the third joined the chat 98 seconds ago   mossbergison: there are more wounds then just topical injuries   Draculamarth: hi, butthump   Huntlol: mykan   Huntlol: please kill urself   Butthump the third: hello   Huntlol: hi   Mykan: @Moss: And there's nothing Ic an do about them   Huntlol: welcome 4chan brother   Mykan: Sometimes... I'm not sure I SHOULD do anything about it even if I could   An Observer: Hello, fine sir.   mossbergison: WHAT!   Butthump the third: mykan's still clinically retarded, i see   Mykan: You heard me   mossbergison: REALLY!?   Huntlol: mykan   Huntlol: read this   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   N. Harmonik: I suppose you're never grateful that you're not living on the streets, no food, no money, no internet access.   Huntlol: pls follow instructions   Huntlol: for the greater good of manking   Huntlol: mankind*   mossbergison: There is always something you can do. Treatment and effort are the only ways through life, you can't keep just expecting things to get handed to you. Mykan: @Moss: No there isn't!   Huntlol: yes moss he can always kill himself   mossbergison: If the answer is staring you right in the face, why wouldn't you go for it?   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Butthump the third: okay, sit there and be a cross asshole then   Allegro: Mykan is the sort of guy, if he became an actor he would not donate any money for others, depsite claiming to be a good person.   Mykan: @Moss: I don't know... maybe I DON'T LIKE IT   Mykan: or DON'T WANT IT   Huntlol: mykan actors are full of illuminati!   mossbergison: you are unhappy now, so maybe the next thing is better, if not move on again   Allegro: Then again, he also said Robin Williams was an idiot for killing himself and that peole who suffer from depression are idiots   Sporkle: Oh god, he's throwing a tantrum   Butthump the third: he did?   Mykan: @Moss: No Moss   Mykan: There is no moving on   Butthump the third: Holy fuck, mykan deserves a special kind of hell   Mykan: Not if the same thing is gonna happen either way   N. Harmonik: Why do you want to be famous because of how you got to be an actor isntead of how good an actor you are?   Draculamarth: Allegro is *slightly* exaggerating, but the intent of the message was clear   Mykan: @N:H: Both mossbergison: You don't know that, no one knows that.   Allegro: https://twitter.com/TheRealDKMykan/statu...   Mykan: @Moss: Yes... I do   Allegro: Hey Mykan: If you never had heard about Robin Williams killing himself, would it not have happened?   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Mykan: If Bad things don't happen to me if I do what you say... THEN I'LL MAKE THEM   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   N. Harmonik: By the way, what's this I heard about you actually getting a part? What's the name of the film?   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   mossbergison: But you haven't tried, and you refuse to even consider it. You don't even have a hypothetical knowledge   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Mykan: The Film is called "Plus One"   Mykan: That's all I can say Allegro: Huntlol, how about you take your own advice or shut up   Huntlol: wont stop till mykan kills himself   Mykan: I can't reveal too much   Huntlol: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/13...   Butthump the third: mykan, unless you suffer from depression and suicidal thoughts and urges, you are not in the position to mock others for it An Observer: Oh, please, Huntlol, I'm trying to listen to the show.   Mykan: @Butt: You're not in possition to mock at all... under ANY circumstance   Mykan: Got it?   Butthump the third: Huntlol is worse than ISIS   Butthump the third: oh okay   Huntlol: ok ill stop   Butthump the third: Obviously you are, though   Draculamarth: don't make fun of him he has the spergers   Mykan: I'm not mocking   Sporkle: And that makes you any better?   Butthump the third: since you are a fucking genius   mossbergison: If bad things don't happen I will make them happen, requesting calirification   N. Harmonik: To the Internet Movie Database!   Mykan: I'm stating how I want things to be for me...   Huntlol: after all we are all here for the same purpose, to meet the almighty autist   Mykan: Either I get things my way... or it's a somber life for me Mykan: That's how I want it   Allegro: King Somber...   Butthump the third: "i want i want i want gimmie gimmie gimme!" you sound like a fucking child, mykan   Allegro: Somber: .... dull slaves...   Mykan: Allegro... it's SOMBRA   Mykan: And I said... FOR ME...   Allegro: No, it is Sombrero.   mossbergison: that's the joke   Huntlol: >?somber   Mykan: Not for others get it straight   Butthump the third: king somber is best villain   Huntlol: king somber is the most developed villain   Allegro: King Somber is the child of Maude Pie and King Sombra.   Mykan: As much as I agree Sombra was the best villian MLP length...   Allegro: She fell in love with him for his hard rocks   Mykan: I'm afrai dhe too was a lightweight   Huntlol: he has the richest back story every seen on MLP   mossbergison: You do realize that you aren't any more important than those other people?   Butthump the third: Best villain, eh?   Draculamarth: Mykan prefers a REAL VILLAIN   Mykan: @Moss: No one is   Draculamarth: Like Count Bleck from Paper Mario   An Observer: >?somber is best villain   Allegro: Yeah, Mykan thinks Discord sucks and that John de Lancie should be ashamed of voicing him   mossbergison: then why are you acting like you are better?   N. Harmonik: How can someone so needy be so spoiled?   mossbergison: or at least more deserving   Butthump the third: he had no personality, maybe one line, no real backstory   An Observer: Kek'd   Allegro: He also thinks Derpy needs to die in a concentration camp   N. Harmonik: You are not different from others. You are a human.   Huntlol: screw derpy   An Observer: Wait, this shit is serious?   Huntlol: yes   Mykan: @N: You sai dI'm not human   Huntlol: you're not human?   Butthump the third: you act so high and mighty, mykan   Huntlol: ayy lmao?   Allegro: You know who also thought he was more than a human? Elliot Rodgers. Look where it got him: Being mocked afte rhis dead for being a creep   Butthump the third: like you are some fucking god's gift   Sporkle: You're less than human   Mykan: @butt: Let me recite a quote for you   Allegro: Heck, at least Rodgers knew what the Holocaust was   Mykan: "If you don't treat yourself like Number 1... everyone will treat you like you're Number 2"   mossbergison: so maybe take your own advice   Butthump the third: so, be an arrogant asshole? Mykan: I'm not being arrogant   Mykan: You just see me that way   Butthump the third: yes, you are   Mykan: How?   Huntlol: yes you are N. Harmonik: Then why do you expect things to work out differently for you?   Mykan: By not including myself with others?   mossbergison: the all or nothign attitude maybe?   Sporkle: If you act like an egotistical prick, everyone will treat you like one   Mykan: @N: I don't...   mossbergison: very arrogant   Mykan: Moss: That's life   Butthump the third: you think you are some fucking amazing, super talented messiah whose word carries more intelligence than anyone else   Mykan: Life is ALL or nothing   Allegro: Mykan, you want to take over MLP and then become the VA of three characters in it, including a self insetr modelled after your real life likeness who comes from earth and is stranded in Equestria. That is a huge indicator for your ego   mossbergison: you're flipflopping   Mykan: @Butt don'tput words in my mouth   Mykan: I know I'm not talentless   N. Harmonik: Just like how you believe all races and/or species are either completely good or completely evil.   mossbergison: first you say you aren't better, then you are, then you aren't   Mykan: I can act, voice act, sing and dance fairly well   Allegro: And you think that Andrea and Tabitha beocme your BBFs when you stalk them at the FanExpo in Toronto tomorrow   Butthump the third: you think you are above the people who made a well written, wildly successful cartoon   mossbergison: talant is something you work on, not born with   N. Harmonik: Then find an actual critic, like Simon Cowell.   Huntlol: lol allegro really?   Mykan: @alego I don't itend them to be BFFs   Butthump the third: you think that you are too good for criticism   Huntlol: but mykan   Huntlol: FRIENDSHIP ISNT MAGIC? REMEMBER? Allegro: https://twitter.com/TheRealDKMykan/with_...   Huntlol: from your video? you dont care about friendships and all?   Butthump the third: and above all, you sperg out over the fact that people enjoy things   Mykan: Butt: What you do is not criticism   Mykan: It's called being a Jerk!   Allegro: On his twitter. He tells them he is going to give them roses tomorrow   Mykan: And I don't take kindly to people like that   N. Harmonik: Do you still believe you're better than Tolkien on account of having written stories?   mossbergison: you take kindly to anyone   Huntlol: wait   Mykan: But if that's the only language you understand (Being a Jerk) Mykan: Then that's what you'll get   Huntlol: mykan why are u going to a MLP convention   Huntlol: if your a anti brony?   Mykan: Hunt... it's not an MLP convention   Butthump the third: says the one aharassing VAs and having strokes over a show because you don;t like it   Mykan: It's FAN EXPO   Mykan: Tab and adny are just guests there   Huntlol: oh   Allegro: FanExpo is not a MLP convention. It is Canada's Comicon. But Tabitha and Andrea are guests there   mossbergison: aren't those the same thing?   Mykan: There's otns of people I'm gonna meet   Mykan: even Starfire (Hynden Walch)   N. Harmonik: Or you could make like Nelson Mandala and be forgiving. Allegro: So is Matt Smith. Great,he is going to kill the Doctor   mossbergison: but you just said you don't like people   Huntlol: so why are you meeting MLP VA's?   Mykan: @N: forget it   Mykan: I'll never forgiv eyou... EVER   mossbergison: what the hell did he do   Mykan: Hunt: MLP... MLP... is that the only word a halfwit like you knows   Butthump the third: you disronoru his famuri   N. Harmonik: Not for my sake, for your sake.   Allegro: Mykan is god from the old testament. Never forgiving.   Huntlol: >?halfwit   Huntlol: atleast i went to college   mossbergison: ... holy shit allegro is right   Sporkle: we do not forgive we do not forget   Mykan: Did it not ever occur to you that Andy and Tab voiced other character sI know...   N. Harmonik: Forgiveness helps the one who's forgiving, not just the one who's forgiven.   Mykan: Like Cathy... Wendy... Pheobe... AndrAia... Spryte   Allegro: huntlol: College... okay, then I expect better jokes from you damn it   Mykan: And here's another thing...   Mykan: Tabitha... used to be Paulia   Huntlol: and?   Allegro: Who?   mossbergison: I can't help but feel that we're feeding his ego...   Mykan: So, don't misjudge me   Sporkle: Who?   Mykan: I'm just going to be nice   Mykan: I'm gonna give them flowers...   Huntlol: "i've given up caring"   Mykan: ask for an autograph   Allegro: And Dan Green voiced rapist number 4 in soem old hentai.   Huntlol: quote from your video.....   mossbergison: You just said theres no reason to be nice   Allegro: Time to ra-rape-rape train   mossbergison: to anyone!   Mykan: Maybe show them a few drawings...   Mykan: But there won't be any trouble   yus joined the chat 2 minutes ago   N. Harmonik: You've stated that Starfleet observes planets and determines whether they're good or evil; if they're the latter, they're invaded. What would they do if they observed Earth?   Mykan: I hate the ponies... but I don't hate them   Draculamarth: And by drawings, Mykan means his MS Paint recolors   Mykan: In fact...   Huntlol: what?   Draculamarth: hi, yus   Mykan: On the pages I made for them to sign   Huntlol: hi yus   Mykan: There is Rarity... Pinkie... Fluttershy... and Luna...   Mykan: ...But not theirs   mossbergison: Oh? what makes you think you're going to get all this time to chat them up?   yus: oh, I think I joined something else here   Draculamarth: hahaha whatever   Huntlol: hi yus   Huntlol: from 4chan?   Mykan: A few minutes can be enough   Mykan: and besides...   yus: you could say that   Allegro: All I get is that he wants them to sign his shitty fanart version of the characters as anthros.   Mykan: I'm not commiting a crime by meeting them   mossbergison: well it sounds like you want a minimum of twenty, with each   N. Harmonik: I wonder if Chris-Chan would show up there..   Mykan: On Tabithat's page I also have   Huntlol: ok , /mlp/ cringe thread   mossbergison: no your not, but there's going to be a lot of people there, who want hte same shit   Mykan: Her picture... next to it is Wendy, Pheobe and Spryte   Huntlol: most of us are from here   Allegro: You know, like shown here: http://dakari-king-mykan.deviantart.com/...   Huntlol: there*   yus: yea   Huntlol: ANTHROS   Huntlol: kill urself   Sporkle: Chris x Mykan?   Huntlol: casual   Mykan: And on Andy's I've got her picture... along with Cathy, AndrAia Mykan: Even Krysta   mossbergison: so you have a picture of theme, it dosen't change anything   N. Harmonik: Is it time for a Death Battle?   Huntlol: omg .......   Huntlol: mykan thanks for the cancer   Huntlol: appreciated   Mykan: I just wanna be nice with them...   Mykan: Starfleet or no Starfleet   Mykan: Besides, they know I don't mean them harm   N. Harmonik: Somebody dare him to do the ALS ice bucket challenge!   mossbergison: but I thought you didn't belive in being nice?   Huntlol: but i thought you gave up being nice?   Allegro: You want to be padded and then kill them in their sleep Mykan: I never said that once...   Mykan: I can be nice when I HAVE TO   Huntlol Why Mykan Hates My Little Pony Friendship is MagicYouTube · 12:54 · 18 months agoMake sure you watch the entire thing form start to finish. This way I don't have to keep repeating myself to people who ask me, and I really need to do this,... [Click to hide video thumbnail. To stop showing these thumbnails automatically, click on the video icon in the top-right corner]   Mykan: And when I should... and WANT TO   mossbergison: When you have too, being nice shouldn't be forced   N. Harmonik: I suppose you'd hate them to be friends with you.   Mykan: @Moss: Well it is...   Mykan: For me   An Observer: Wait... What?   An Observer: I missed something.   mossbergison: you don't believe in friendship, you don't want real friends, but you want to be nice to some clebrities?   N. Harmonik: I dread the possibility that I might one day get a fan as demented as you... Mykan: When I'm here at home I don't have to be nice   N. Harmonik: Buttkisser?   mossbergison: just because they are the VA for a show   Mykan: Especially when I'm alone   mossbergison: that's apparent   Mykan: @Moss: Yeah... and I owe them respect   Mykan: That's part of the reason I meet VA's   Mykan: I came ot pay my respects   N. Harmonik: You respect them more than your own family.   mossbergison: so everyone else is just chopped liver?   Mykan: @Moss: Explain chopped liver please   mossbergison: us, your family, anyone else who hasn't 'won' your respect is just so much fluff   mossbergison: trash, it's a metaphor   mossbergison: or is it euphamism?   Mykan: @Moss, I honestly don't know   Draculamarth: Mykan does not understand what a metaphor is   mossbergison: someone hlep me out here   Mykan: Besides, I'm not just gonna meet them   mossbergison: oh god   Mykan: I get to meet a ton of people I've always wanted ot me   Draculamarth: I'm telling you, he has basically reached the autism singularity   Mykan: meet**   Mykan: Jason David Frank   Mykan: William Shatner   Sporkle: Isn't a euphemism just a specific type if metaphor?   Mykan: Patrick Stewart Mykan: Stan Lee   N. Harmonik: Who wants to draw coomparisons between Mykan and Rodger?   mossbergison: I haven't the faintest clue   Mykan: And many others...   mossbergison: you're not going to have enough time, and they won't take the time out   N. Harmonik: It's bad that, autism-wise, I'm more embarassed by you than by my brother.   Mykan: Yes I will...   mossbergison: getting stuff signed, yeah sure. talking? hell no   Mykan: A few minutes?   Mykan: Moss, you're an idiot   mossbergison: yeah a few minutes   Sporkle: at any con there will be gigantic lines for signings   Mykan: Yeah...   N. Harmonik: I hope they have metal detectors...   Mykan: and the con lasts for days...   Huntlol: darn ive got to go in 5 mins   Sporkle: they won't have time to talk to you   mossbergison: and new people arrive every day   Allegro: He could still try and get some acid.   Allegro: Or rat poison. Mykan: Tabitha and Andrea are appearing all 4 days   Mykan: and form 12 pm tomorrow and onward, they said they are signign autographs   Mykan: I have plenty of time   mossbergison: or use SEMTEX, we getting IRA up in here   Sporkle: abd they'll be busy all 4 days   Huntlol: mykan you're gonna show tabintha and andrea some crap MLP anthro pictures   Huntlol: and you're giving them flowers   Mykan: Heck... I waited 2 hours ot meet Scorr McNeil at Anime North   Allegro: And all four days hundreds of MLP fans from all over Canada will show up. And if some of them know of you from 4chan and recognize you, you are fucked   Mykan: and it was worth it... waiting in PRE-line up   Mykan: Scott**   Mykan: Get real Allegro   N. Harmonik: There goes Ontario...   Huntlol: lol mykan is pretty known on 4chan now   Mykan: You reallyw ant peopel to smack me that bad?   Huntlol: yes   Huntlol: well not smack   Mykan: Further proof I'm not the hitler, you are   yus: Verbal Abuse.   Huntlol: repeatably crack your skull with a hammer   Allegro: How? I only see him show up on that 4chan thing with /mlp/ only so far   mossbergison: I don't think you used that name correctly   Allegro: Any other places he showed up or is talked about?   N. Harmonik: Yes because getting smacked is the worse possible thing.   Sporkle: is Mykan known outside /mlp/?   Huntlol: smacked = being hitler   Mykan: I'm not gonna get beat up   Draculamarth: You're right, Mykan   Draculamarth: You aren't the Hitler   Sporkle: HEIL   Mykan: I'm not gonna get killed   Draculamarth: Hitler knew what the Holocaust was   Allegro: MYkan also thinks that being a TK and Kari supporter make you worse than Bin Laden   Mykan: I'm not even gonna get raped   Huntlol: >?implying   Huntlol: you? raped   Huntlol: kek mossbergison: you're taking this a little far aren't you?   Mykan: @moss:   Mykan: Wake up...   Mykan: these people her eint he chat want me dead... and punished   mossbergison: a little backhand is not a curb stomping   Mykan: And for what... Fanfics   Draculamarth: I don't   Mykan: Just stupid meaningless fanfics   Huntlol: i dont   Draculamarth: I just think you're dumb   Huntlol: i just want you to suffer   N. Harmonik: Nah, just put in an asylum.   Sporkle: No, we're here to watch you squirm   Huntlol: i guess you could say   Huntlol: hes a MANEiac   Mykan: @N: Unfortunatly that can't happen either   Huntlol: sorry.........   yus: Pls.   mossbergison: I don't think people want you punished, I think they just want ot get you to see another side of hte argument.   yus: No.   Draculamarth: He won't   Mykan: You only get thrown in the nuthouse if you are a danger to yourself and those around...   Allegro: So he thinks his fanfics are stupid and meaningless... yet he wants to get one person who makes fun of them to be kicked from dA and his family raped   Mykan: which I am not   N. Harmonik: Why not?   Mykan: Well think about it...   Huntlol: g2g   Huntlol: bte   Huntlol: bye*   Draculamarth: I just want to point out again that Mykan is 27   Mykan: my actions don't cause anything of any concern   Huntlol: mykan plz kill urself also   N. Harmonik: You could institutionalize yourself.   Huntlol: lol 27   Huntlol: fag Mykan: They don't cause crime...   Mykan: They do not phsycially harm people   Allegro Michael Sembello - ManiacYouTube · 4:09 · 21 months ago«Maniac» es una tema de Michael Sembello utilizada en la película Flashdance (1983). Fue inspirada por la película de terror Maniac que trataba sobre un ases... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Mykan: they don't cause war fammine deiseas or disater   Sporkle: you hate people apologizing for rape, I'd call that a possible danger to others   Mykan: So... I am not going to the nuthouse   N. Harmonik: So? Your writings paint a possible prelude to a massacre.   Mykan: Not for what I do   Mykan: But I would like to be sent there if I did things you said   Mykan: @N: No they don't   Allegro: Elliot Rodgers also "only wrote" about killing people in hsi manifesto. Less than a few hours later...   Mykan: No fanfiction or paintings reflect life in that manner   mossbergison: your response to everything is 'no it isn't   Mykan: Otherwise all the movies and TV shows would as well   Mykan: @Moss: Yeah becuase she's wrong   Allegro: What about movies based on real life events?   Allegro: Like Schindlers List   Mykan: Just becuase I draw a picture BB dead... doesn't mean I want people to die   N. Harmonik: You want to kill Twlight Sparkle and other Titans. Mykan: BB's is just fictional...   Mykan: as in a story...   Mykan: as in they are not real people   mossbergison: but you've done this too all of them, not just him/her   Mykan: So... IT DON'T COUNT   N. Harmonik: Are you implying that the guy who made "Friday The 13th" would be considered evil?   Mykan: In fact...   Mykan: On the 15th I'm posting a B-day vid where BB kills himself AGAIN   Draculamarth: lol goalpost moving   N. Harmonik: Why don't you want to kill in real life? Because it's wrong or because you don't want to go to jail?   mossbergison: I mean, it's like talking to a wall, you just can't be wrong can you   Mykan: It's the tradition on my B-day   Mykan: Becuas eI'm not wrong and I know it   mossbergison: that whole little sandcastle you've built up is just going to come down   yus: ..really?   Beeooow joined the chat 3 minutes ago   Sporkle: Killing someone is a birthday tradition?   Allegro: dont even brickwalls insult him?   Mykan: What I do, is not nuthouse material   Draculamarth: hi, beeooow   mossbergison: You don't even consider that other people could be right   Mykan: @Sporkle   Mykan: Every year on my B-day, I make special vid   Mykan: BB gets hit by the mist of misery...   N. Harmonik: If obsessing over unreal things isn't nuthouse material, wat is?   yus: ...Of you killing something.   Mykan: Sometimes he gets set free... sometimes he doesn't   Mykan: And here they are   N. Harmonik: Yes because Beast Boy is always moping!   Draculamarth: happy birthday timmy, have a cartoon die   Beeooow: How much autism did I miss out on?   Mykan Beast Boy's Magic Voices #34 I want to know what love isYouTube · 5:45 · 3 years agoWARNING: BB and Terra get a little dity in this, but it's censored. This is my 100th clip ever made and on my Birthday too, and WHOA... is it good or what?! [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Draculamarth: A ton   mossbergison: lots   Mykan: That was 2010   Mykan: And going up ward I got these   Mykan: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_q...   N. Harmonik: How is it that I've evolved and you haven't?   Mykan Beast Boy's Magic Voices #64: How Could This Happen to MeYouTube · 4:38 · 23 months agoREAD THIS: To many people, your birthday means a time of celebration, as a symbol of greatness. But to creatures like Mykan, Things like birthdays, Xmas, Val... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Allegro: BEcause you learnt to trust Pokemon ANd humans, N.   Mykan Beast Boy's Magic Voices #80 Show me the Meaning of Being LonelyYouTube · 4:49 · 11 months agoHave you noticed what all my B-day vids have in common? [Click to hide video thumbnail]   N. Harmonik: Heheheheheh.   Mykan: This year... I've got him already dead   Mykan: And his innersoul is singing...   yus: Oh boy.   N. Harmonik: Yes because Beast Boy appreciates getting killed.   Mykan: "A Song for the hopeless"   Allegro: I am not yet dead, I can dance and I can sing...   N. Harmonik: Didn't he accept it at the end of "Things Change"?   Mykan All That Remains a Song for the Hopeless LyricsYouTube · 4:16 · 4 years agoCheck out youtube.com/user/nSomniaGamingHD for some great COD clan gameplay and GB footage! Lyrics For All that re. [Click to hide video thumbnail]   mossbergison: the videos are coming up, I'm out mossbergison left the chat 17 seconds ago   N. Harmonik: How is it you haven't been nailed for copyright infringement on YouTube yet?   Mykan: *Blows on my finger like a pistol*   Mykan: @N: Becuase you're stupid   Draculamarth: bye   Draculamarth: bye mossbergison   Mykan: YouTube has rights with the owners of songs...   Allegro: So, anyone here knows how to report someone on ytb?   Sporkle: Gr8 comeback m8   Mykan: They are allowed to use them for fair and free use   Mykan: You got notthing to fight with   N. Harmonik: Yes because knowing about the Holocaust, the Jonestown Massacre and the WWI Christmas truces is stupidity.   Allegro: No Mykan, the rights are still with the actual entertainers.   observe 2.0 joined the chat   N. Harmonik: You wouldn't know a good argument if it bit you on the butt and genitals.   Draculamarth: Hi, observe 2.0   Mykan: No I wouldn't   Mykan: becuase I don't want to know A good thing that I don't want   Mykan: Seriously N... get off your copyright obsession   N. Harmonik: I suppose you're never grateful that you're not living on the streets, no food, no money, no internet access.   Mykan: Everyone else does this... so why ar eyou only fingering me   observe 2.0 left the chat   Draculamarth: bye observe 2.0   Sporkle: lel   N. Harmonik: Sorry but I love upholding the law. It's a healthier obsession than fictional characters. Mykan: This here's been up for 7 years...   Mykan Haunt You Every Day - Terra and Beast BoyYouTube · 4:31 · 7 years agoAfter sifting through my old vaults of vids I've made, this is definetly one of my favorites. I first heard this song after looking through my emo friend's i... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Mykan: And it's also a good song for BB   N. Harmonik: Are you kidding? I've seen lots of videos removed for copyright infringement.   Draculamarth: Because Beast Boy was always an emo in the Teen Titans   Draculamarth: Don't you remember?   N. Harmonik: Yes because stalking someone is lovely.   Mykan: He's not stalking   Mykan: But I got a rule for fictional characters I invested in   Mykan: Either he gets Terra... or it's hell for him   Mykan: "If you work for me... success is meritly rewarded....   Mykan: But fail, and expect no mercy!"   Gabe Newell joined the chat 116 seconds ago   N. Harmonik: Oh shut up, goddessfucker.   Sporkle: This is exactly what a stalker would say   yus: Yeah, seriously.   Draculamarth: OH SHIT, IT'S GABE NEWELL   Mykan: Why don't you shut up lawshitter   Lo Wang joined the chat 90 seconds ago   Gabe Newell: No Episode three 4 U   Sporkle: AW SHIT NIGGA   Gabe Newell: Moar hats   Draculamarth: Gabe, can you make Deathmatch Classic HD?   Mykan: @N... as far as I care...   Gabe Newell: Sorry, currently I'm on Ricochet 2   yus: Hey guys guess WHAT?! The arrival of Gaben just derailed this entire discussion!   Draculamarth: I can wait   Mykan: The law you're trying to overzealously enforce...   Mykan: ...deserves a RAID on   Draculamarth: Also, Hi, Lo Wang   Lo Wang: hi   N. Harmonik: How can a law be raided?   Allegro: What kind of raid. Do you say laws have to be abandoned?   Lo Wang: just found out about this chat   Allegro: Do you want anarchy to reign?   Lo Wang: ancient chinese secret   Allegro: Mykan: Son of Anarchy.   Draculamarth: Mykan: Son of Rome Lo Wang: LOOK AT ALL THESE LAWLESS PEOPLE   Lo Wang: ANARCHY REIGNS   Allegro: A song of friendship and autism: Game of spaghetti   Mykan: It's better than not being able to use any song   Mykan: or any idea   N. Harmonik: So plagiarism shall runs rampant. You'd be laughed out of the courtroom. Mykan: It's not plagarism   Sporkle: how longhas this chat been going for?   Lo Wang: who cares, you only bastardize everything you use anyway   Mykan: IDEAS are not subestc to Copyright   Lo Wang: and yes it is   Mykan: No it isn't   Lo Wang: and yes they are   Lo Wang: you ignorant nitwit   Mykan: IDEAS and concepts are not subjected to Copyright   Mykan: Even DA says that   Gabe Newell: Its called intelectual property   Mykan: And the name KRYSTA... is not a violation   Mykan: It's just a name   Draculamarth Retrieving video description... [Click to hide video thumbnail. To stop showing these thumbnails automatically, click on the video icon in the top-right corner]   N. Harmonik: "Larry Potter and his Best Friend, Lily", anyone? Gabe Newell Retrieving video description... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Mykan: Not a Viiolation   Lo Wang: well, the author of 50 shades didn't get sued so I guess anything goes, eh?   Allegro: So is Twilight Sparkle. Yet if you use the name and try to sell it as your own for a character in another story, you get sued.   Draculamarth: Mykan, you should use the song I linked for the next Beast Boy's Magic Voices   Mykan: @Allgero No you won't   N. Harmonik: I dare you to attempt to make plagiarism legal.   Mykan: @N... use your ears for something besides wearing earings   Mykan: It's not plagarism   Mykan: The intro of starfleet's 2 episodes isn't   Sporkle: Yes it is   Mykan: It's using the IDEA and CONCEPT...   Mykan: But it's not plagarised   Mykan: If anything... it's also a RULE to introduce an MLP series IN THAT MANNER   Lo Wang: that is what plagiarism is   Mykan: No it isn't...   N. Harmonik: I don't wear earrings, you twat.   Sporkle: It's a textbook example of plagerism   N. Harmonik: Yes because the first three generations had episodes like that.   Lo Wang: how can you tell, you don't know anything about anything and are proud of it   Mykan: It would be plagarism if I took the workds from MLP EXACTLY as they were   Mykan: every sing;e one...   Mykan: and I didn't   Jadders joined the chat 32 seconds ago   Mykan: I used... the CONCEPT   Mykan: And the IDEA...   Mykan: Which are not subjectible to Copyright   Lo Wang: either stop being proud of your own ignorance and stop acting like you know shit or learn something   Sporkle: characters are copyrighted   Draculamarth: hi, jadders Jadders: Hey   Allegro: In Mykans eyes, if I create a character called Mickey Mouse but let him wear lederhosen and a mustache, Disney will not sue me.   N. Harmonik: A know-nothing know-it-all.   Mykan: Think about it...   Allegro: That is the extend of his knowledge about plagiarism   Mykan: Both FIM... and STARFLEET start out the same way   N. Harmonik: Lord knows the CIR tried...   Mykan: A great evil is returning, and there's a new hero in town making new friends   Mykan: ...but how many times has that been already done before in same concept and same Idea?   Mykan: ...YOU LOSE   Draculamarth: mykan no one cares   Lo Wang: you autistic imbecile   Lo Wang: how do you manage to breathe   Mykan: YOU?   Mykan: What about me?   Sporkle: u srs nigga   Mykan: Face it...   Mykan: you guys would be brain dead   Mykan: but givine the circumstances...   yus: Wot m8   Allegro: he is. I think Chris Chan had a better concet of copyright than he does   Mykan: I'd say you were just Brain-unborned   Allegro: And he came up with the Sonichu Balls   Draculamarth: I didn't lose   Draculamarth Link "Won" (Japan Version)YouTube · 0:08 · 4 years agoDifferent from last time. [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Mykan: DA's giudlines Say Mykan: "Idea's are not subject to copyright"   N. Harmonik: ...They released that game in Japan?   Mykan: even CIR said that   Allegro: the thing is that you are just taking the execution of the idea instead of the idea   N. Harmonik: Just because you say something is, doesn't mean it is.   Sporkle: And what your talking about isn't an idea, it's intellectual property   Allegro: And if you take the execution of it, it becomes copyright infringement and plagiaris,   N. Harmonik: Face it, you're unintelligent.   Mykan: I know you're unintelligent   Mykan: I've already faced that   Sporkle: "u r lol"   Allegro: is anyone telling anyone else on 4chan about this?   Mykan: Ideas, Methods, or Systems are not subject to copyright protection   N. Harmonik: Yes because someone who has a job and finished university is dumber than a goddessfucker who thinks the holocaust was done with nukes.   Mykan: http://chart.copyrightdata.com/c16A.html   Lo Wang: and now he is doing the "I am rubber, you are glue" routine   Mykan: I am rubber...   N. Harmonik: Keep believing that you're saying/typing something makes it real, just like how Eliott Rodger believed he could win the lottery through brain power.   Mykan: Every time you try to beat me I just bounce back again   Mykan: @N: Just becuas eyou say it, doesn't make it so   Mykan: You don't wear earings huh?   N. Harmonik: How cute, he thinks he's a parrot.   Allegro: Except the one time you almost killed yourself for getting your MLP fanfics deleted   Mykan: Well how about this...   Lo Wang: bounce back into pig-fuck ignorance, that is   Mykan: "Use your head for something besides combing your hair"   Lo Wang: oh the irony   Mykan: Face it... you fags can't beat me   Allegro: the funny thign is, Mykan wears earrings   N. Harmonik: I don't comb it often.   N. Harmonik: You got bounced off of Media Miner and Fan Fiction.   Mykan: I repeat...   Sporkle: We've already won faggot   Mykan: "Ideas and not subject to Copyright"   Lo Wang: oh no, the mighty Mykan said we are fags, whatever will we do   Mykan: So Krysta's name... is OFF the hook   Mykan: Same goes for the Dark King as well   Allegro: Sporkle... do you know anyone who could get this guys name towards the VAs on facebook or so?   Mykan: And the Cardinals   Lo Wang: good job mykan. Now clap your hands and chant "I do believe in Jesus! I do! I do!" Maybe that'll become true too if you chant it often enough.   Mykan: Allegro...   Sporkle: nope   Mykan: Maniak's already tried that   Mykan: But andy and Tab think he's an ass...   Allegro: Or heck, how about 4chan just once goes on and actually reports someone for taking hasbros copyrighted material for them. He steals their corporate logo for his videos after all   yus: Wait, he did?   N. Harmonik: I suppose you're never grateful that you're not living on the streets, no food, no money, no internet access.   Allegro My Brave Pony Starfleet Magic Promo Demo and End CreditsYouTube · 1:47 · 2 days agoThis is just something I'm posting to add to my fanfics on Deviant Art. It's just a fanmade version of what the end credits would be like for my own series, crediting the original people too.... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Lo Wang: I like that Mykan thinks he's on first-name basis with VAs.   Allegro: Last seconds of it.   Mykan: Lots of people took it Mykan: And it's allowed for fan stuff   Sporkle: on twitter I saw some people showing the VAs some caps of his shit   Lo Wang: Even though they don't even notice his autistic ass.   Mykan: And also becuase I'm CREDITING Hasbro   Mykan: Again... you've lost   yus: "CREDITING"   yus: Oh boy.   Mykan: Credits are also not subject to Copyright protection   Allegro here is also soem stuff he stole from the actual show (clips and the like) My Brave Pony Starfleet Magic Defeating Discord (Reuploaded)YouTube · 1:03 · 6 months agoChanged the title card... IT'S MINE!!! [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Allegro: All to sell it as his own property   N. Harmonik: Crediting just means admiting that you stole it.   Mykan: Not to sell...   Mykan: For fair and free use   Sporkle: credits can actually make it worse since it's proof that you knew about the copyright   Mykan: No it can't...   Mykan: Writing down someone's name isn't Copyright protected   Allegro: so, who the heck do we have to write to in order to get those videos down?   Mykan: And besides... I'm crediting the ACTUAL makers of the show   N. Harmonik: Like the Red Ribbon Army?   Mykan: Red Ribbon Army isn't Copyright either yus: Crediting is just you acknowledging you stole it, hiding behind "Oh I'm just trying to credit the makers!"   Mykan: There's a Red Ribbon Army int he real world for Christ sake   Mykan: No it isn't...   Allegro: and here he steals the logo again   Draculamarth: Mykan   Allegro Mykan's My Brave Unicorn Star Fleet Magic- Ending CreditsYouTube · 1:22 · 2 years agoEh, I was bored! But this would be a small ideal tot he ending of my show. This ought to teach those FIM ponies that friendship isn't everything. It's only f... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Sporkle: I'm pretty sure there's a report button on each video   Draculamarth: There is not a real life Red Ribbon Army   Draculamarth: Your mum lied to you   Mykan: Yes there is...   Allegro: yeah, but I am not the owner of the material and they do not seem to react to "third" parties who just want to put something to someones attention   Draculamarth: No there isn't   N. Harmonik: Yes o inferior one.   Allegro: If there is a real life red ribbon army, can you actually link us to it?   N. Harmonik: Link please!   Mykan: Besides, how am I supposed ot make a series (Even if it is just fan use) without this stuff   Sporkle: implying people don't impersonate companies all the time anyway   Mykan: It's impossible...   yus: You don't do it.   yus: In the first place.   Mykan: No Yus   Mykan: You do it   Mykan: or rather I do it   Mykan: I want it done   N. Harmonik: You don't have an ounce of creativity, drive or ambition.   Sporkle: you be creative and make original content   Mykan: No you don't   Mykan: 1: The way you've been talking just about everythign could be copyright, and an illegal move"   Mykan: 2: It may be original, but is it cool... praise worthy... RIGHT   Draculamarth: oh boy sporkle, you don't know what you've just unleashed   Draculamarth: Namely, a rant about how Mykan hates originality   N. Harmonik: Then how come the owners of CIR haven't been sued?   Lo Wang: yeah, Mykan thinks either everything is original or nothing is   Sporkle: oh boy   Mykan: Because they haven't been reported yet   Lo Wang: he's the king of the false dichotomy   Mykan: Lo...   Mykan: think about it...   Allegro: Mykan thinks there is no originality   Sporkle: sorry?   Mykan: You keep telling me IDeas are subject to copyright...   yus: Oh, and by the way, my name doesn't have a capital letter in it.   Lo Wang: I did think about it, unlike you.   Mykan: So HOW... can you possibly MAKE ANYTHING... if EVERYTHING... has been done before   Lo Wang: Not everything has been done before.   Mykan: Oh yes it has...   yus: No it hasn't.   Allegro: HEck, he thinks Lauren Faust stole the design for Gilda from the Winged Dragon of Ra from Yugioh.   Mykan: Yes it has...   Lo Wang: You just talk about shit in incredibly vague terms in order to pretend everything is the same.   Mykan: Space advetures have been done   N. Harmonik: You honestly think they and other rule-upholding owners of forums haven't been reported yet? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH?AHA...!   Mykan: Under sea exploration has been done   Allegro: Speaking of her, he thinks she is an untalented hack and he is better than her and any of her assistants   Mykan: aliens invading Earth has been constantly done   N. Harmonik: Well, then you report them then.   Mykan: And just a couple of night ago... you inferior idiots claim just using NAMES is a bad move   Allegro: Come on MYkan, if you think everyone steals from everyone, just report everyone from dA.   Mykan: These days...   Sporkle: just report the entire website   Mykan: There is no MAKE without a little TAKE   Mykan: Even MLP took concepts and ideas off other sources   Sporkle: less shitty OCs for everyone   Mykan: So don't point fingers at ME   N. Harmonik: Blah, blah, Shadow of the Colossus, blah, blah, Heavy Rain...   Allegro: Name one source they took stuff from.   Mykan: Heavy Rain has been done   Mykan: Power Rangers   N. Harmonik: Do previous generations count?   Mykan: Dragon ball Z   Mykan: The incredible Hulk   Mykan: GodZilla   Allegro: HEck, name ten things MLP has stolen from others and give examples in which way   N. Harmonik: You don't even know the plot and gameplay of Heavy Rain.   Mykan: Even fan bases used DR Who and Star Trek   N. Harmonik: Goddessfucker.   Mykan: Point is...   Mykan: I'm not doing wrong   Mykan: and I'm not bluntly plagerising   Mykan: and you have no right to finger me... and only me   Allegro: You never watched Doctor Who in your entire life, so dont dare to judge it. It is better than any shit you could ever do. HEck, even the sixth doctor was better than all your shit combined   yus: I'll be back in a bit if this chat is still up   Lo Wang: "There is no MAKE without a little TAKE" I hate this stupid phrase so much.   Mykan: Well that's LIFE   N. Harmonik: The Weeping Angels... Brrr...   Mykan: Even actors have quoted it   Mykan: TV just gobbles everything up... Mykan: So you have to use a bit of what they used   N. Harmonik: Then go make plagiarism legal.   Lo Wang: "and you have no right to finger me... and only me" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA   Mykan: It is not Plgarism   N. Harmonik: Thing who thinks NC should be in concentration camp.   Mykan: Taking one Sentence... NOT plagarism   N. Harmonik: Okay, then make it legal.   Allegro: Mykan tinks that because Doctor Who includes aliens, it rips off Power rangers   Mykan: I can't make legal what I'm not doing   Mykan: Allego, well you think just becuase the fairy is nammed Krysta it's a ripoff ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   N. Harmonik: Okay, then make taking legal.   Mykan: @N: "He cheated!"   Allegro: If Mykan was going to make a Doctor Who character in a MLP story, the endresult would look like aszerum.   Allegro: SHUT UP ISIS!   Mykan: Computer: "He used your strengths agianst you. That's not cheating, that's stratgey" ISIS smart bomb: YOUR SHIT IS SO BAD ITS WORSE THAN PEOPLE WHO DON'T FONDLES ALLAH'S BALLS   Allegro: And Maniak is using your weakneses against you.   Mykan: I don't have DR Who   Mykan: I have something else   N. Harmonik: Do you still believe you'll wander the Earth as a ghost because you didn't make your dreams come true? I pity any medium who comes across you.   Mykan: ...The A Team   Allegro: So what does that make him? a magnificent bastard a la Rommel?   Mykan: dubbed... the HAY Team   N. Harmonik: Rommel was real, right?   Mykan: @N: I don't know, but I should   Mykan: I'd even RATHER   Sporkle: more like GAY Team amirite   Allegro: Mykan, ghosts are not real   N. Harmonik: What do you believe Heaven and Hell to be like?   Mykan: Maybe they are maybe they aren't   Mykan: Even original things I made were scoffed at   Mykan: which further proved my point   Mykan: Originality doens't promise beans!   Sporkle: thats because they were shit   Draculamarth: >?Implying you've ever made anything original   Allegro: Hell probably includes him being stuck in Ponyville as the child of Beastboy and Raven pony   N. Harmonik: What is punishment but sanctioned vengeance? Mykan: Actually I have Marth   Mykan: But they got scoffed at   Allegro: Jesus hates you this we know, for jesus just told us so...   Mykan: Prove it   N. Harmonik: Oh no, not Fire Emblem...   ISIS smart bomb: YOU MEAN THAT INFIDEL   ISIS smart bomb: PRAISE ALLAH   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR   Draculamarth: What was it you made that was original   Mykan: 1: Celesto having 3 horns   Mykan: That's never been done in MLP before   Mykan: (Yet it got scoffed)   Mykan: 2: The Golden horns   Mykan: That's never happened either   Mykan: (It got scoffed)   Sporkle: its still Celestia   N. Harmonik: That's because extra limbs aren't automatically cool.   Draculamarth: You ripped those off from Triceratops   Lo Wang: he's still a MLP-type pony you hack   Mykan: Pony maybe   Lo Wang: who gives a fuck if he has three or twenty horns   Mykan: But a special kind of pony (Not a hack or a stu)   Mykan: A perfect illistration of my point   ISIS smart bomb: ur a faget Mykan   Mykan: Total Oriignality gets you nothing...   ISIS smart bomb: thats still a stu   Mykan: But more ridicule and more hatred   Allegro: funny. Originality got the guys behind Avatar the Last Airbender far.   ISIS smart bomb: it doesn't make you a faggot who nearly has a stroke just because shows don't follow your special snowflake self   Mykan: I'm sure Jason Frank will like my Power Rangers   Sporkle: It gets you somewhere if what you produce is actually good   Mykan: which ARE original   N. Harmonik: Yes because Shadow of the Colossus was criticized for being original.   Mykan: in concept   Mykan: No it doesn't Sporkle   Allegro: Who is Jason Frank?   Mykan: If it's not cool then, then it won't ever be   Mykan: Jason David Frank... Tommy the Power Ranger   Draculamarth: THE POWER RANGERS ARE ORIGINAL IN CONCEPT   Draculamarth: RAPE IS POWER RANGERS   Mykan: Mine are original...   Draculamarth: BABIES IS POWER RANGERS   Mykan: Even their suits are totally original   Draculamarth: CRACK IS POWER RANGERS   Allegro: Wasn't Tommy the blue one who the actor confirmed is gay?   Draculamarth: EVERYTHING IS POWER RANGERS   Draculamarth: No   Mykan: No... that was Billy you idiot   Mykan: Tommy was the GREEN WITH EVIL dude   ISIS smart bomb: original doesn't mean crap when your rangers are the most autistic thing ever create   Allegro: What is it with all the autistic people and loving power rangers?   Mykan: Green Ranger... White Rannger... Red Zeo Ranger   Allegro: Forget blaming vaccines being the source of autism, it is Saban   N. Harmonik: Don't know. I love it for the fights.   ISIS smart bomb: even the guy who has equestria girls orgy framed on his wall is a less of a autist than you   Mykan: Do I care... No   Sporkle: becuase Power Rangers is dead and the only people left are the autists   Mykan: There's nothing wrong with being autistic   Allegro: EQG or- what the fuck?   ISIS smart bomb: yep   Sporkle: yup   Mykan: In fact maybe I should post my Rangers on DA   Mykan: They'r enot copyrighted...   N. Harmonik: Aww, isn't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG!!!   Draculamarth: DO IT   Mykan: And neither are their suits   Allegro: Oh, Tommy. the guy from the Dino stuff that Linkara enjoyed.   Mykan: I made em totally from scratch   ISIS smart bomb: it was on one of the autism/cringe threads   Draculamarth: power rangers is not copyrighted   N. Harmonik: Is that the one where they fought on top of Big Ben despite it not existing in the time period it was set?   Mykan: Yeah... the Black Dino thunder Ranger   Mykan: Not anymore   Sporkle: The king of autism can to visit   Mykan: I've got to change that   ISIS smart bomb: fuck this just going to spam ALLAHU AKBAR   Sporkle: and it was glorious   Mykan: Power Rangers Revolution   ISIS smart bomb: it was even greater than Allah   Allegro: I dont even bother to ask further, lets just concentrate at the ass here.   Mykan: In fact I just remembered...   Mykan: I alreayd loaded them   ISIS smart bomb: that you are a faget?   Sporkle: i posted the screencap on the current cringe thread   Mykan Liberty's Kids: Power Rangers RevolutionYouTube · 2:20 · 19 months agoIn honor of the first successful Ranger fanfic I managed to make, care to read it? http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2998587/1/Power-Rangers-Revolution. [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Allegro: stop spamming, otherwise you will not get the good stuff.   N. Harmonik: Hey, genius! Big Ben didn't exist in the 18th century!   N. Harmonik: Is everybeast here?   Allegro: Furthermore, the climax is stolen form the Great Mice detective   Mykan: I know that now ya dumb bimbo   Mykan: I have to change it   Mykan: and I know how   Mykan: They could have the fight on a cliff top   ISIS smart bomb: holy fuck that video is so stupid its making me just spam Allahu Ackbar   Mykan: and fight all the rangers   Allegro: And it would feature all previous ranger teams showing up. Little problem: At least two known Ranger actors are dead   Mykan: in the end the kid is hanging for his life   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR   Mykan: and he chooses to let go and fall to his death   Mykan: Wrong Allergo   N. Harmonik: Calling me dumb won't make me dumb.   ISIS smart bomb: and one got rekt in a torture fanfiction   Mykan: This is an ANIMATED Power Ranger Verse   Mykan: The Red Space Ranger isn't Andross   ISIS smart bomb: *autstic animated power ranger verse   Allegro: Also Mykan, Saban is already doing the all rangers shit. It is called Megaforce and based on a japanese season that featured cameos from 35 years of Super Sentai franchise coming together   ISIS smart bomb: fixed it for you   Mykan: ...It's General George Washington Allegro: The Red Ranger is Mykan Spotswood   Mykan: Yeah but Revlution was made BEFORE Mega Force   Mykan: so you lose   Mykan: Zodiac...   ISIS smart bomb: even dm29 is less of a faggot   N. Harmonik: By the way, are they actually gonna keep their identities a secret with that amnesia device or are they just gonna tell pretty much everyone they meet?   Mykan: What do you think?   Mykan: The past mustn't be altered   The Magnet Technician joined the chat 3 minutes ago   N. Harmonik: You were rather inconsistent.   Sporkle: hey Magnet   The Magnet Technician: THE FUTURE OF TEEN TITANS . . .   The Magnet Technician: THE PAST   Allegro: Did you actually get a copyright for it? No? Then Saban has beaten you   N. Harmonik: They rarely if ever used the amnesia devices.   Mykan: No I even did that for Teen Titans to   The Magnet Technician: yo what up Spork   Mykan: Where they all get to go back to the past   The Magnet Technician: it's a GG reference you dork   Mykan: So Sarasim can finish one last deed before coming to the Future to stay   ISIS smart bomb: "Mykan is a big faggot"   The Magnet Technician: Teen Titans fanfic where Beast Boy fucks a horse   ISIS smart bomb: that is what he is going to say   N. Harmonik: I suppose you've never heard of Super Sentai before.   Mykan: I've heard of em   Mykan: But I prefer ENGLISH   The Magnet Technician: ASPERGER'S AND AUTISM COMIN OUTTA MAH DICK   Allegro: In Mykans ees, the japanese are an inferior species in general.   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   ISIS smart bomb: next time in the wide world of autistm   Mykan: No...   The Magnet Technician: so how's that Holocaust denial working out for you Mykan?   Allegro: He thinks the nuking of Hiroshima must have been awesome to watch   Mykan: I just prefer WHAT I UNDERSTAND   ISIS smart bomb: Mykan makes a shitty fanfiction   Mykan: And I don't understand Japaneese   Allegro: After all, he has an explosion fetish.   N. Harmonik: Is that chapter that copies an episode of The Legend of Zelda still going to be in it?   Mykan: And don't wish to learn it, it serves no use   Sporkle: is anyone capping this chat?   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR   Allegro: When Twilight died, she exploded. When his characters die, they explode...   Allegro: I bet when his parents die he blows up the coffins   N. Harmonik: It's called a fansub.   Draculamarth: I can pastebin the chat, Sporkle   ISIS smart bomb: too busy jumping out of planes with c4 as a ISIS smart bomb and saying ALLAHU AKBAR to screen cap   The Magnet Technician: OH MYKAN-CHAN LET ME GET YOUR STICKY JUICES   Mykan: Yeah, I like those power ranger explosions   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBARALLAHU AKBAR   The Magnet Technician: DOES THIS FEEL GOOOOOOOOD   ISIS smart bomb: make sure you get me spamming allahu ackbar ISIS smart bomb: for allah   N. Harmonik: Linkara once explained that the excessive explosions were annoying.   Mykan Power Rangers Season 1 - Every Megazord FinisherYouTube · 12:22 · 2 years agoKy?ry? Sentai Zyuranger Copyright 1992 Toei LTD/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Copyright 1993 Saban. I own nothing. This is every single Megazord finisher from... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   The Magnet Technician: IN YAHW-H'S NAME   The Magnet Technician: AMEN   Mykan: almost the entire reason I watch power Rangers is for THESE scenes   Mykan: So cool...   Draculamarth: I have everything since at least before the 4chan raid   Mykan: So wild   The Magnet Technician: Power Rangers is a baby show for baby people   Beeooow: >?not spamming praise Jehovah   ISIS smart bomb I Want to SayYouTube · 27:12 · 18 months ago'I Want to Say' is a 27-minute documentary short, produced by Goodby Silverstein & Partners and production company Bodega, that tells the story of Hacking Au... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   ISIS smart bomb: for mykan   ISIS smart bomb: JEHOVAH IS A INFIDEL   Sporkle: excessive explosions compensates for bad writing   ISIS smart bomb: ALL WHO FOLLOW HIM SHALL DIE   ISIS smart bomb I Want to SayYouTube · 27:12 · 18 months ago'I Want to Say' is a 27-minute documentary short, produced by Goodby Silverstein & Partners and production company Bodega, that tells the story of Hacking Au... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   ISIS smart bomb: FUCK   N. Harmonik: Oh ArcadiaRika...!   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU ACKBAR   N. Harmonik: So big on friendship and teamwork.   Mykan: As For Sarasim...   The Magnet Technician: YAHWH IS LOVE   The Magnet Technician: YHVH IS LIFE   Mykan: The Titans also saved her life   ISIS smart bomb: even Flash Sentry is less of a faggot   The Magnet Technician: BUT HAS SARASIM ACCEPTED YHVH   Draculamarth: Hey Mykan   The Magnet Technician: HER LIFE WAS SAVED   Draculamarth: No one cares   The Magnet Technician: BUT HER SOUL WAN'T   Mykan: Now she can live longer instead of dying at age 10   Mykan: 20**   The Magnet Technician: *WASN'T   ISIS smart bomb Boy with Autism Gets Surprise Gift from Trash ManYouTube · 1:40 · 6 months agoAutism Speaks received an email from Robin Newberger about a very special gift her 5-year-old son Daniel recieved from their trash collector Manuel. The vide... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Mykan: Yes it was...   The Magnet Technician: HEY   ISIS smart bomb: into the trash   The Magnet Technician: HEY MYKAN   The Magnet Technician: IS PUSSY KOSHER   Mykan: According to the fictional history I made up...   Allegro: Great. Mykan got a 4chan member to say that Flash Sentry is good. That is like the nazis calling the japanese out on Nankin   Mykan: Sarism did help lead her tribe to victory...   Mykan: ...but she herself did not survive to tell the tale   ISIS smart bomb: proof that Mykan is a mega faggot   ISIS smart bomb: lord of autism   Allegro: And then did never again appear in your fanfics.   The Magnet Technician: IN THIS FICTIONAL HISTORY I MADE UP I FUCKED SARASIM IN THE ASS   Allegro: Also, wasnt she just there to end up with the black guy?   Mykan: By letting the people think Sarasim is dead...   Mykan: The past won't be altered   Mykan: so she can come to the future and start a new life   The Magnet Technician: THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE . . .!   N. Harmonik the question is who caresYouTube · 0:04 · 7 years agowaldorf & statler @ muppet show. [Click to hide video thumbnail]   The Magnet Technician: YO MYKAN   The Magnet Technician: YOU LIKE ANIME PORN?   Mykan: She is studying overseas to accomodate to the new world   Mykan: and she will return   ISIS smart bomb: HE What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.   N. Harmonik: How cute. The Red Ranger is still named after you.   Mykan: ISIS   ZergKing joined the chat 62 seconds ago   Mykan: Sarasim is form 3000 BC   Mykan: Therefore...   Beeooow: *m8, FTFY   ISIS smart bomb: ALLAHU ACKBAR   Mykan: As was quoted   ISIS smart bomb: What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.   ZergKing DO YOU NOT?YouTube · 0:04 · 3 years agoDo you not? [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Mykan: "And even if we get back to where we belong, then SHE won't belong...   ISIS smart bomb: What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you godd¬amn fool. I shall s¬hit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.   Mykan: "We're roughly the same age, but in our world she'd be useless. A Keg" Sporkle: ISIS plz   ZergKing: Mykan, I know nine year old kids whom are smarther than thou   N. Harmonik: Speaking of quotes...   ZergKing: And more mature   Allegro: According to Mykan, women are useless   N. Harmonik: Are you smarter than a fifth grader?   ZergKing: Yes   Mykan: No their not useless   N. Harmonik: "Hey, Mykan, Justin from Power Rangers Turbo just called, even he thinks you're being a show-off! "   Mykan: Prove it   Allegro: I think even a fifth grader knows about the Holocaust or what the vatican is, so...   Draculamarth: hey mykan   Draculamarth: You're a scrub   Mykan: and his name is Blake   Allegro: Mykan on the other hand does not even know where to find France on a worldmap   N. Harmonik: Then why do the Sailor Scouts/Guardians uncharacteristically worship Link?   Mykan: Because...   ZergKing: Someone hack into any nuclear facilities and sterilize mykans house please   Mykan: They can't handle what's going on without it   Mykan: him**   Mykan: They've never seen forces like this, and he needs to guide them   Mykan: Train them...   Mykan: Help them to understand...   Mykan: He is their mentor   ZergKing: In being an anti social asshole with a pony gore fetish?   N. Harmonik: They never worshiped Sailors Uranus and Neptune for beating many foes.   ISIS smart bomb: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully? I’ll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I’m the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. I will wipe myself the fuck out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking done kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Clorox and rope, you fucked up bully, I will shit sadness on you and you will drown in it, I’m fucking done kiddo. would take their whole class on a bathroom break   Allegro: Mykan wrote his Sailor Moon fanfic with Link as mentor because as a little kid he played with Sailor Moon dolls and his Megazord action figurine, pretending to be Zordon and they had to follow all his comments.   Mykan: Those girls didn't exist when Link came   Allegro: commands*   ISIS smart bomb: need to find ISIS one   Mykan: and if they Did...   Mykan: Link would give them a good talking too   Draculamarth: mykan stop   ZergKing: Damnit archer! Get off of chatzy!   Allegro: it got really weird when he decided to reenact that one movie about girls going wild he found in his fathers closet   N. Harmonik: Oh Naoko Takeuchi...!   Mykan: But the outer scouts didn't exist in that fic   N. Harmonik: "I mean, really. Somehow, he and his brother were orphaned, and just how in the hell did they get high intelligence? I mean, admittedly, yeah, some people can be pretty damn smart, but...this is just too much. "   Mykan: and if they did... Link would also be responsible for their creation   Draculamarth: LINK IS LOFE   Draculamarth: *Love   Draculamarth: LINK IS LIFE   ZergKing: Mykan, your logic is flawless.   ZergKing: Doing what hitler did was a stroke of genius on your part! Making everyone part of a master race!   Mykan: Serenity may have created the moon princesses   ZergKing: And if you cannot tell, I'm being EXTREMLY sarcastic   Allegro: All is about Mykan and how he is the center of the universe and all his characters. Mykan actually believes he created the Sailor Moon series.   Mykan: and the Sailors and all that   Mykan: But who created Serenity?   Mykan: In my world... it was Link... he did it   Mykan: But he didn't know it   Draculamarth: that   Draculamarth: is dumb   Draculamarth: You   Draculamarth: are dumb   ZergKing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mare_Sereni...   Allegro: Nah. he is a narcissist.   Mykan: No I'm not   Mykan: specially not for the way I make fics   ZergKing: In IRL, it was created when the moon formed, WHEN A HUGEASS ROCK HIT A FORMING EARTH   Mykan: They don't reflect real life actions   N. Harmonik: Nice one, ZergKing!   Allegro: the truth about Mykan is that he believes he can make fanfiction that one day becomes part of a shows real canon and replace the old one.   Mykan: yes...   Mykan: But I didn't say Created the MOON   ZergKing: Didn't know that myself. Thank god wikipedia!   Sporkle: narcissists don't think their narcissicts   Allegro: And all of his shit features self inserts of him being the ultimate heroes.   Mykan: I said... he created Serenity and the original forms of what WOULD be the power   ZergKing: Here, how about we do this   Allegro: Mykan thinks he is god   Mykan: Link didn't create the universe   N. Harmonik: If they don't reflect real life, why are you taking away Big Ben then?   Mykan: I said... they don't reflect real life ACTIONS   ZergKing: This is what I want to do to your world   ZergKing Planetary Annihilation Beta - Smashing a Moon into a planetYouTube · 2:48 · 11 months agoA test to see how the new beta feature, planet smashing, works. I used AI just to make sure I wouldn't get blown up before I threw a moon at my planet -- www... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   ZergKing Planetary Annihilation Beta - Smashing a Moon into a planetYouTube · 2:48 · 11 months agoA test to see how the new beta feature, planet smashing, works. I used AI just to make sure I wouldn't get blown up before I threw a moon at my planet -- www... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Allegro: Also MYkan does not believe in strong women. Neither in real life nor fiction.   Mykan: What I do to the people in fics, is NOT what I do to people in real life...   Allegro: HZergKing: In that case, lets all write a fic where a character WHO HAPPENS TO BE CALLED MYKAN gets brutally murdered by a stampede of horses   Allegro: because in real life people would beat you up and laugh at you. In fact, that is going on right now.   N. Harmonik: I assume you never want to hear other people talking about their own fanfics.   Mykan: After the fic Link leaves   Draculamarth: mykan stop   ZergKing: Nobody cares mykan!   Mykan: and the sailors can go back to normal   Mykan: No harm...   Mykan: No.. .FOUL   ZergKing: At this point, your being a denialist   Mykan: You?   Mykan: What about me?   N. Harmonik: Why don't you write in fiction what you want to happen in real life?   Mykan: I'm nt in denial   ZergKing: I don't give a shit what mental disorder you have, you are a fucking moron   Mykan: Because N...   ZergKing: You are in denial   Mykan: rules on sites don't allow that   Allegro: And if he ever writes a fanfic he is going to make Uranus and NEptun break up, because they are dirty lesbians   ZergKing: Your so far in denial, egypt is considering deporting you to Urkraine   Mykan: No I'm not...   Mykan: I don't treat people the way I do in fiction   N. Harmonik: You're allowed to write about real people who are dead.   Mykan: That's right N   ZergKing: In that case, get me my shotgun, and get a lock on mykan   Allegro: So he is going to write a fanfic about Robin Williams soon?   Mykan: FF.net doesn't allow you to use REAL people that are alive or HAVE lived   Allegro: Ah yes, turns out that Mykan is the reason he killed himself.   Mykan: Unless...   Allegro: Nanu Nanu   N. Harmonik: Uh, dude, [have lived] is the same as [died].   Mykan: They have been part of the FICTION you are usinge thinks Jean D'Arc was someone who just deserves to get raped ZergKing: In that case, lets all write a fic where a character WHO HAPPENS TO BE CALLED MYKAN gets brutally murdered by a stampede of horses   Allegro: because in real life people would beat you up and laugh at you. In fact, that is going on right now.   N. Harmonik: I assume you never want to hear other people talking about their own fanfics.   Mykan: After the fic Link leaves   Draculamarth: mykan stop   ZergKing: Nobody cares mykan!   Mykan: and the sailors can go back to normal   Mykan: No harm...   Mykan: No.. .FOUL   ZergKing: At this point, your being a denialist   Mykan: You?   Mykan: What about me?   N. Harmonik: Why don't you write in fiction what you want to happen in real life?   Mykan: I'm nt in denial   ZergKing: I don't give a shit what mental disorder you have, you are a fucking moron   Mykan: Because N...   ZergKing: You are in denial   Mykan: rules on sites don't allow that   Allegro: And if he ever writes a fanfic he is going to make Uranus and NEptun break up, because they are dirty lesbians   ZergKing: Your so far in denial, egypt is considering deporting you to Urkraine   Mykan: No I'm not...   Mykan: I don't treat people the way I do in fiction   N. Harmonik: You're allowed to write about real people who are dead.   Mykan: That's right N   ZergKing: In that case, get me my shotgun, and get a lock on mykan   Allegro: So he is going to write a fanfic about Robin Williams soon?   Mykan: FF.net doesn't allow you to use REAL people that are alive or HAVE lived   Allegro: Ah yes, turns out that Mykan is the reason he killed himself.   Mykan: Unless...   Allegro: Nanu Nanu   N. Harmonik: Uh, dude, [have lived] is the same as [died].   Mykan: They have been part of the FICTION you are using   Mykan: Liberty's kids is a legit thing   Mykan: So I can use Washington   Draculamarth: No it's not   Mykan: Franklin   ZergKing: And your kids are a fictional thing as well!   Mykan: Addams   Mykan: Jefferson   Draculamarth: hey used the word "the"   Mykan: and all the reast of them   ZergKing: As well as your wife, your friends   Mykan: But not in other fics   Draculamarth: I copyrighted it and I am suing them   Mykan: Duh... Zergking   Mykan: I know that   Mykan: Besides... so far only 3 Mykans have or HAD kids   Mykan: But I'm not that Mykan   N. Harmonik: And don't mention your Red Ranger's IQ every ten sentences.   Draculamarth: whoosh   ZergKing: I was talking about IRL   Mykan: I don't want a wife and kids in Real life   N. Harmonik: You could make a drinking game out of that.   Mykan: I'm Celibate   Allegro: say Mykan, o you think lesbians are evil?   ZergKing: While all of us are out building up relationships, getting jobs, ect ect you sit here and cash in on our fucking taxes AKA social security!   Allegro: Because I get the feeling you hate Uranus and Neptun from Sailor Moon for being strong women who may have taught little girls that it is okay to be a lesbian.   Draculamarth: No   Draculamarth: He's Canadian   Mykan: I don't care about that Zerking   Draculamarth: He leeches off of Canadians   Mykan: Why SHOULD I get in a relationship?   ZergKing: Even worse1   N. Harmonik: Yep.   Mykan: Life alone is much better to me   ZergKing: The canadians have done nothing wrong! Other than justin bieber   ZergKing: So move out of your mothers house   ZergKing: Get a job   Mykan: No!   Mykan: Unless you want hell to rise   Mykan: I want what you just said to make things WORSE not better   Allegro: If Mykan ever gets a job, he goes on a killing spree.   ZergKing: http://www.youramonkey.com/monkey.php   N. Harmonik: Allow me to set the tone.   ZergKing: Check that out   N. Harmonik Clock Tower Soundtrack: Scissorman Manic Mix Bonus (1080p)YouTube · 3:57 · 3 years agoClock Tower Soundtrack: Scissorman Manic Mix Bonus (1080p) [Click to hide video thumbnail]   ZergKing: Intresting article   Allegro: His first victi: The bum who always asks for change   Mykan: and if they don't...   Mykan: I'll MAKE THEM   Mykan: I'll not have anymore contact with my family   Mykan: Scoff at anyone who says so much as "hi" to me   ZergKing: Then move out of your mothers basement   Allegro: So you want to force vengeance on the real world.   Mykan: Reject party invites   Mykan: I don't live int he basement   Allegro: And you are calling yourself sane?   ZergKing: And for the love of god, don't use FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA!   Mykan: And at work...   ZergKing: And seriouslly, check this article out   ZergKing: http://www.youramonkey.com/monkey.php   N. Harmonik: Just because the Joker's insane doesn't mean only insane people do harm.   Allah joined the chat 46 seconds ago   Mykan: I'll treat my co-worker like how Kirea treated Hanna   ZergKing: You will like it   N. Harmonik: Say, is the Morphing Grid gonna be in your fic?   Mykan: Co-Worker: "Mykan, wanna get lunch?"   Allegro: Kirea and Hanna... oh god, you really watched Pretty Cure.   Mykan: Me: "Go... away!" Mykan: Of course I do...   Allegro: What, do you think it is one of the greatest anime ever? PRetty fucking Cure!   ZergKing: Me: "Go....fuck...yourself!"?   Mykan: Where do you think the DARK KING came form   Mykan: I like how Kirea BARKED at Hannah   N. Harmonik: Ah ha! Admittance of plagiarism!   Mykan: I like the Dark King and his concept   ZergKing: I honestlly thoguht it was darki   ZergKing: As in the pokemon   Draculamarth: The Dark King came from Macon, GA   Draculamarth: Because   N. Harmonik: You mean Darkrai.   Draculamarth: He is Little Richard ZergKing: Whoopsies. My bad   Mykan: In fact I used Kirea's voice in a TT vid I made   Mykan: "JUST GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"   Mykan: *Hannah gasps and feels bad*   Mykan: I LOVE IT   N. Harmonik: Isn't that a good way to get punched?   Mykan: Yeah...   Mykan: And she punche dhim eventually   Mykan: I also like how Kirea keeps refusing her offer to help him change   Mykan: "We're not friends, we're enemies"   Mykan: "My loyalty is to the Dark Zone and always has been"   N. Harmonik: Do you hate all change because of "Things Change"?   ISIS smart bomb: fs   Mykan: "Either I defeat you... OR I PERISH IN THE LIGHT"   Mykan: only partly   Mykan: I didn't like changes long before I saw that ep   Mykan: The ep just helped me spark or enforce the hatred I already felt 10 fold   Allegro: I wonder what kind of changes you hate   N. Harmonik: Do you still prefer that terrorism reverts changes?   Mykan: The kind of changes I hate are...   ZergKing Retrieving video description... [Click to hide video thumbnail]   Mykan: The ones that BB went thorugh   Mykan: Where you lose something you loved dearly...   Mykan: You can't replace it   N. Harmonik: BB accepted it   Mykan: You'll never get it back   N. Harmonik: Unlike you. Allegro: What. Mykan thinks terrorism is okay?   Mykan: and you get nothing   Mykan: No I don't...   N. Harmonik: Or he could find another girlfriend.   ZergKing: More blackmail!   N. Harmonik: Do you still prefer that terrorism reverts changes?   Mykan: I don't think Terrorism is okay   Allegro: and yet you have a new dog after the old one died I heard   Mykan: I never prefered it once   Mykan: And it doesn't revert changes   Allegro: and yet you make a fanfic where you say terrorism is a good thing?   N. Harmonik: Didn't you once turn Davis into a terrorist?   Mykan: Allegro... learn to read "My SISTER'S dog"   Mykan: What fanfic?   N. Harmonik: Hey, Mykan! Do you know how we went from fish to humans?   Mykan: I said What fanfic?   N. Harmonik: CHANGES!!   Mykan: Are you talking about Child Soldiers?   N. Harmonik: Isn't that the one where he killed the clones of the DigiDestined's children in cold blood>?   Allegro: I only get one thing: Mykan supposedly must have thought that 9/11 was all sorts of awesome. Explosions, an obvious bad guy, battle, war for justice, Tea America... for him it was probably a party   Mykan: Not him...   Mykan: The guy controling him did   Mykan: Everything Davis did... he didn't do it by will   N. Harmonik: Or where he piloted a plane the size of a third-world country?   ZergKing: Wait, the digidestins were cloned? Fuck, I've been out of the loop   Mykan: No Zerg   Mykan: Not the DD   Mykan: Their kids   Mykan: Tai's son   Mykan: Matt's son   Mykan: Izzy's daughter   Mykan: all except Kari's son Koji   ZergKing: In your fanfiction?   N. Harmonik: By the way, Matt isn't evil just because he's related to TK.   N. Harmonik: ...Wait, KOJI!?   Mykan: That's what I named him   N. Harmonik: From Season 4?!   Allegro: I heard of that one. It was a bunch of toddlers getting cloned and the clones where then used as suicide bombers and terrorists.   Mykan: No...   ZergKing: ...someone give me mkyans IP. I've got a LOWIC ready   Mykan: And I didn't watch season 4   Allegro: Because terrorism is fun and does not result in hundreds of people dying every year or causing shit to hit the fan in Palestina   Mykan: Child soldiers was made long before Season 4   ZergKing: LOIC*   N. Harmonik joined the chat 111 seconds ago   Mykan: Davis wasn't responsible for what happened   N. Harmonik: I believe it's in the Visitor List.   Mykan: He was being controled by the evil spirit of an old Army guy   Allegro: only in the rewrite. BEforehand he was totally responsible   N. Harmonik: Oh really?!   yus2.0 joined the chat 73 seconds ago   ThisNameShouldHurt joined the chat 68 seconds ago   yus2.0: What's up people, I'm back   Mykan: And I also think N refers to a TT fic I made   Mykan: "The Phantom of the City"   N. Harmonik: Isn't that the one where he sent cops into the desert to die for doing their job?   Allegro: not much. Mykan goes on about how he thinks that terrorism is awesome and that it should be used to stop changes of any sort in society   Mykan: Not the cops... Mykan: Evil greedy businessmen who wouldn't think twice about sending other people into the street   Allegro: Also, he thinks that child soldiers are totally cool and toddlers should wear weapons it seems   Mykan: Their not toddlers   Mykan: they're ages are 6-9   Draculamarth: Mykan stop   Allegro: Marth, are you not the guy who always has his IP?   yus2.0: Yet you think it's cool? Okay, I can see I didn't miss much   N. Harmonik: The streets are more survivable than the desert. He's worse than them.   Mykan: Think about   ZergKing changed name to Mykan   Mykan: Hi!   N. Harmonik: Uh-oh. Zorua.   Mykan: No one would believe that a child 6-9 is cappable of Espianoge, or opperating heavy tools   Mykan changed name to Derpy_Hooves   Allegro: What is Espianoge? I only know Espionage.   Mykan: I couldn't spell it   Mykan: it's a word I never see   N. Harmonik: It's called a dictionary. Use it.   Mykan: rephrase: It's a word I hardly see   Allegro: now you see it. Get it into your head   Mykan: It's called... No use   Mykan: As for the Phantom   N. Harmonik: Yes because dictionaries are useless.   Mykan: His terrorism isn't evil   N. Harmonik: So it's freedom fighting instead?   Allegro: Bin Laden also thought his terrorism was not evil   Mykan: He's actually saving the lives of the innocent by restoring their homes, and their jobs   N. Harmonik: How? By constructing them overnight?   Allegro: What did we get? Domino Day in Manhattan   Derpy_Hooves: Perfect timing asshole   Mykan: Allegro... Mykan: The changes int he city were far too rough for people   Mykan: How would you like it if... your house was being torn up to make way for a highway   Mykan: and you only have 24 hours to get out   Derpy_Hooves: Sounds like hitchikers guide to the galaxy   Mykan: Or how about...   ThisNameShouldHurt: ^   Mykan: This childrens hospital being torn down for a new spa for the mayor   Allegro: the people got paid money to evacuate the place and they got 24 hours to leave. Also, I tink your grasp on how politics work is far dumber than anything you know about MLP   Mykan: Or the Sneiors home being crushed to make way for a car business   Draculamarth: >?Terrorism isn't evil   Draculamarth: Get fucked   Mykan: No they didn't...   Mykan: They were paied nothing Mykan: Just forced out   Mykan: The politics int he city were WHACK   Derpy_Hooves: The politics in unicornopia are worse   Mykan: The mayor is a greedy and evil tyranyt who cares more about money than people   Allegro: The funny thing is I eard that in the story the entire terrorism was in a drea, but then in reality the TT read in the newspaper of a real terrorist blowing up a place and Terra thinks it is awesome   N. Harmonik: Worse than Chicago during Prohibition?   Derpy_Hooves: Mykan, stop redescribing your unicornopia or whatever its called   Mykan: So he unjustly makes all these changes, forcing people into brankrupty, homeless and out of options   Allegro: The TT think terrorism is okay in Mykan's fanfic.   Draculamarth This is Mykan terrorismYouTube · 0:03 · 13 months agoBECAUSE I'M A TERRORIST. [Click to hide video thumbnail]   N. Harmonik: Speaking of which, a guy threatening to spread the common cold isn't a bio-terrorist.   Allegro: Congratulation. Your writing would git into the TTGo show   Mykan: Luckily Garfield has donned a new persona of an old crusader Mykan: He is the Phantom   N. Harmonik: For what purpose? Money?   Mykan: A crusading Magician who helps stop the mayor's evil and restore what was tkane form the people   Allegro: Crusader for some, for others a terrorist and serial killer who blew shit up and killed cops   Derpy_Hooves: indeed   Draculamarth: The Mykan Jihad   ThisNameShouldHurt: Why does this sound an awful lot like V for Vendetta   Mykan: He's not killing people   Mykan: But his is punishing   Draculamarth: He is sending them to the desert to die   N. Harmonik: As incredible as it may seem, corrupt politicians rarely do stuff like that just because they're bad.   Mykan: He magically transports the bad guys out into the desert, just a short walk   Mykan: or he sneds them to prison in other states   Draculamarth: Then he's ineffectual   N. Harmonik: They do stuff like that because they're greedy.   Draculamarth: Either he's a murderer or ineffectual N. Harmonik: And they don't get tried, I assume.   Mykan: HE was even forced to send one of his former school mates to Washington to get help formt he PResident   Draculamarth: Why did he need the president?   Draculamarth: He could have just found the Governor   Allegro: Yes. Obama himself comes down to Jump City   ThisNameShouldHurt: A short walk is a punishment?   Draculamarth: Also, if we're talking about Phantom, the only good thing about it was Erin and you ripped that from Metroid   Mykan: And it works   Mykan: in the end the Mayor is arrested along with his entire corrupted council   Mykan: A new mayor is appointed   Mykan: JC is ultimately saved   Mykan: ...and then The Titan having the dream wakes up   Allegro: Also, if they are thrown in the deser, who guarantees they dont get lost there?   ThisNameShouldHurt: Is there even an uprising to speak of..?   Draculamarth: No   Draculamarth: BB just saves the day via Jihad   Allegro: Are they transported next to a street and a sign "Jump City, follow the road for 20 miles?"   Mykan: Allegro you can't miss the city   N. Harmonik: *snort*   Mykan: It's a short walk   Derpy_Hooves: You can once its cratorfied   Allegro: People get also lost in the desert next to LAs Vegas.   N. Harmonik: Just because a desert's flat and featureless doesn't mean you can't get lost.   Allegro: So yeah you can get lost in desert.   ThisNameShouldHurt: Then how is it a punishment if its a short walk?   Mykan: Yeah...   Draculamarth: Because Mykan is a doofus   Draculamarth: dang   Draculamarth: crrud   N. Harmonik: Besides, what if the wildlife in the desert gets them?   Mykan: but the city isn't right before them in the distance... sticking out like a sore thumb   Mykan: You can't miss it   N. Harmonik: The coyotes would have a feast.   Allegro: I think you can if you are confused thanks to being blasted away and you are slowly panicking because "Oh my god, I am going to die here!"   Mykan: Pah!   Mykan: BEsides...   Derpy_Hooves: Like you are right now!   Gabe Newell: But, but, the antlions, and overwatch   Mykan: What other finer punishment for that man   yus2.0: Dehydration   Allegro: No value for human life in general I see   Derpy_Hooves: Besides, we don't give a shit   Mykan: for forcing people into the street...   Derpy_Hooves: And making them a part of your stories?   Draculamarth: but what about erin   Mykan: Erin was sent to jail   Derpy_Hooves: That goes against the geneva convention I'm sure   N. Harmonik: And what if they're drunk or high when they're sent out there?   Allegro: According to that logic Mykan thinks that Bill gates deserves to die by being thrown into the deser   Mykan: N...   yus2.0: What if they didn't drink much water/fluids?   Mykan: How can you be drunk?   Mykan: No one was driniing around the time   Draculamarth: Erin was better than Beast Boy and should have won Mykan: and the dude was fighting as if he were a pro   Mykan: He couldn't be more sober   N. Harmonik: Oh so the Phantom actually waits until they sober up.   Allegro: Never hear dof drunken martial arts I see   Mykan: But she didn't win   Mykan: Magic won over power tool   Draculamarth: Magic is for fags   N. Harmonik: Power tools? Derpy_Hooves: Magic