Title: Clinic Log Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/GjJAE2FR First Edit: Friday 5th of July 2013 04:21:11 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 5th of July 2013 04:21:11 PM CDT [16:00]  * Hot_Pot trots into the clinic... [16:00] (Seriously, how has bob not earned a medical cutie mark yet?) [16:00] (ALmost dieing by poison and getting alcohol injected into your blood, and you except me to wake up by a flower tea?) [16:00] !roll 1d20+3 to wake Hidden [16:00] (20) + 3 == 23 [16:00] [!!!!!!!!!!!!] [16:00] (seriously) [16:00] [huehuehue] [16:00] ... and waits in the waiting room... [16:00] (why) [16:00] [Bob's magic] [16:00] !roll 1d4 for crit waking up heals [16:00] 3 == 3 [16:01] "Hidden...?" [16:01]  * Hidden_Glimmer slowly opens her eyes. Sleepy, and unable to speak or move [16:01]  * Able_Tome looks at Hidden, smiling "Welcome to the land of the living...again, Hidden." [16:01]  * Chinook-afk whispers to HotPot "Hey, you made it. Everything okay?" [16:01] == Chinook-afk has changed nick to Chinook [16:01]  * Able_Tome leans closer to her "Twice a day, huh?" [16:01]  * Hidden_Glimmer gives able a very weak, barely noticeable smile [16:01]  * Bob hugs Hidden "You're gonna be okay!" [16:02] "I think so..." [16:02]  * Bob dashes off to get the appropriate flowers for Headache and Pain Relief [Liven needs to post dat list] [16:02] (Bob... don#t. I HATE being touched when i don't want it.) [16:02]  * Able_Tome puts his hoof over her cheek "Oh she would, Bob, she would...quite a champ right here, considering the effects of the poison." [16:03] (You're lucky i can't move or talk right now) [16:03]  * Able_Tome removes his hoof from her and yawns [16:03] [hugging intensifies] [16:03] (Stop it bob, i don't want to be hugged by you :c) [16:03] (plz stahp) [16:03]  * Bob hands said flowers to Hidden.  "Eat, pls" [16:04]  * Hidden_Glimmer slowly opens her mouth [16:04] [Really?  Shit man] [16:04] (Are you even listening to me?) [16:04]  * Able_Tome looks at Hidden and smiles "Hmm...Silver was right on spot, the Hidden." [16:04] [Yup] [16:04] "You know..." [16:05] (Then you would know that i can't move or speak, rite?) [16:05] [Not sure why you're all no touchy ooc though] [16:05] [You're at6hp now] [16:05] (It's just because i'm sensitive and hate being touched by anyone else but myself and my friends) [16:05] [still fucked up by the poison, badly] [16:06] [>that entire jar] [16:06] (I'm so sorry, able) [16:06] (Dat nat 1) [16:06] [>implying not friends] [16:06] [usually a needle dipped in it is enough to kill, here? A shard and a jar] [16:06] The only two i would consider real friends are Able and Quicksilver) [16:07]  * Bob helps Glimmer get the flower meds down [16:07] [:(] [16:07] (And maybe silver, but i aing going to let him touch me) [16:07] (Youre just... a... buddy.) [16:07] [k] [16:08] "...the part of being cute, like a sleeping foal." [16:08] !roll 1d4 for >flower meds [16:08] 4 == 4 [16:08]  * Able_Tome chuckles [16:08] [Dat 10  hp] [16:08]  * Hidden_Glimmer swallows the flowers, her face disorted by pain [16:08] "We don't have antidotes for poison, but that should help your pain!" [16:09]  * Able_Tome looks at Bob "Careful there, fair doctor. Don't overstress her." [16:09]  * Hidden_Glimmer tries to move a hoof to able [16:09]  * Able_Tome scratches his mane "Just one thing...no need to use plants that might react with alcohol too much." [16:10]  * Bob nods "right, sorry.  I've helped to the best of my abilities, I trust you will do so as well?" [16:10] !roll 1d20 [16:10] 1 == 1 [16:10]  * Able_Tome notices Hidden's attempt and stretches his hoof towards hers [16:10] [Hidden...pls] [16:10] (oh god what now) [16:10] "Also, respect the flowers!  They helped, right?" [16:10] [a cramp] [16:10] [You miss and slap Able kek] [16:10] (The flowers did react with the alcohol) [16:11] [nah, a cramp looks more believable] [16:11]  * Hidden_Glimmer falls uncouncious again [16:11] "Huh?" [16:11]  * Able_Tome shakes his head "Tsk tsk tsk, Bob." [16:11] (That's my answer for all life's problems) [16:11] == Dr_Bob [webchat@75-146-61-102-Washington.hfc.comcastbusiness.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [16:11] == Bob [webchat@75-146-61-102-Washington.hfc.comcastbusiness.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed] [16:11] "Well, what else can I do?" [16:11]  * Dr_Bob flattens his ears [16:12]  * Able_Tome looks at doctor "You see, even if the poison was neutralized, her system still contains all that alcohol that was injected." [16:12] "I know, I made sure to pick the right flowers!" [16:12]  * Able_Tome glances at Hidden "Perhaps..pumping it out of her system would do well, but I guess we lack the neccessary equipment for that." [16:12]  * Able_Tome sighs [16:13] "Well..." [16:13] (If this keeps happening, then i'm going to need a liver transplant in a few weeks) [16:13] ~"PAGING DR. DICK!"~ [16:13] [heh] [16:13] "She could try to vomit it out..." [16:13] "No, doc." [16:13] (It got injected, no way i'm going to puke it out) [16:14] "The solution was injected directly into the system." [16:14] "Oh... I didn't know that!" [16:15]  * Able_Tome looks at Bob "Above the wound into the shoulder...that was the only way to fight it off and intercept most of it while it was spreading through body." [16:15] "She seems stable [10 hp] right now, so I wager it worked.  Good job Able!" [16:15] "And pumping something that is located in the blood requires...transfusion..." [16:16]  * Able_Tome smiles "Thanks to you, doctor." [16:16] "Hmm...condition seems to be stabilized." [16:16]  * Hidden_Glimmer sleeps peacefully on the table, looking like she got hit by two trucks [16:16] "Poison's your specialty man, you be the judge.  Is your leg alright?" [16:17]  * Able_Tome sighs "You know it yourself, Bob...its not only the leg." [16:17]  * Able_Tome coughs [16:17] "..." [16:17] ~"PAGING DR. BOB!"~ [16:17] (Poor abe...) [16:17] "What do you need Hot?  And Able?" [16:17] "Through this week I've go my lung tissue scarred by reagents, face smacked to the point it was caved in.../" [16:18]  * Able_Tome looks at his back "Punctured by the bolt when someone misfired her weapon." [16:18]  * Hot_Pot walks in, with a decently bandaged wound on her head. [16:18] "Ghost almost killing me when I was trying to reason with it..." [16:18]  * Able_Tome shrugs [16:18] "Well, just know that I'll do everything I can so you won't have to dabble in necromamncy!" [16:19] "Geez Hotpot, what happened?" [16:19]  * Able_Tome smiles "Necromancy has certain...potential...theoretical knowledge mostly untill deemed beneficial." [16:19] "Somepony threw a mug at me with AMAZING force and precision." [16:20]  * Able_Tome looks at Hidden "Perhaps I should take miss Glimmer back to her residence." [16:20] (Quicksilver?) [16:20] [yes?] [16:20] [what?] [16:20] (Did you threw your mug at hot pot?) [16:21] !roll d20 to gently pick up Hidden and place her on his back [16:21] 20 == 20 [16:21] [hah no of course not, i was seeng lucy off on her adventure] [16:21] "Well shoot Hotpot, you okay?" [16:21] (You picked me up so gently i got an orgasm, wth) [16:21] [walking back through town now] [16:21] [toplel] [16:22] "I tried really hard to take it like a champ, and I somehow wasn't killed." [16:22] "Well that's... good..." [16:22] "Hurts like a mutherfucker! [16:22] [hp?] [16:22] "I'll see what I can do." [16:23]  * Dr_Bob gets a 'chill pill' flower, giving it to Hot Pot [16:23]  * Able_Tome , minding Hidden's peculiar predicament and personal space, lifts her up slowly and places her on his back, trying not to disturb rest full of serenity. [16:24] "Bye guys!  Glad you're okay!" [16:24]  * Able_Tome limps slowly from the room and looks at Bob "Thank you again, doc." [16:24] "So, do I just... eat the thing?" [16:24]  * Dr_Bob nods [16:24]  * Hot_Pot eats the flower... [16:24] "Should get rid of any headaches." [16:24] (BAck to townsquare?) [16:24] !roll 1d4 [16:24] 2 == 2 [16:24] !roll d20 to chill the fuck down [16:24] 11 == 11 [16:24]  * Able_Tome proceeds to walk out of the clinic, carrying Hidden on his back [16:25] [aye] [16:25] [I guess] [16:25] "Feelin' better, doc!" [16:26] "Yay!  Be safe at the Inn Hot Pot, okay?" [16:26] [brb] [16:26] == Chinook has changed nick to Chinook-afk [16:27] "About that..." [16:27] "There's another matter of concern." [16:28] "Can you be a psychiatrist?" [16:30]  * Hot_Pot sees Dr. Bob is a vegetable, and exits the clinic. [16:30] == Hot_Pot [webchat@ip98-176-112-121.sd.sd.cox.net] has left #FourCannon-clinic [] [16:30] == Hidden_Glimmer [webchat@HSI-KBW-095-208-201-084.hsi5.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de] has left #FourCannon-clinic [] [16:33] == Quicksilver [webchat@host-92-1-88-5.as43234.net] has left #FourCannon-clinic [] [16:33] == Hot_Pot [webchat@ip98-176-112-121.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [16:34] Hey Hot Pot, youokay? [16:34] "I think I need a psychiatrist." [16:34]  * Dr_Bob sits "How can I help?" [16:36] "It seems to be the opinion of most of the town..." [16:36] "What?" [16:36] "... that I may be mentally insane." [16:37] "Well... How?" [16:37] "I assume you want the full story..." [16:37]  * Dr_Bob nods [16:38] "Well, expect some serious /x/crement!" [16:38] "Okay..." [16:39] "I seemed to have awoken from a terrible nightmare." [16:39] == Doc_Hospik [webchat@84.241.203.19] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [16:39]  * Hot_Pot lays down, face up. [16:39] == Dr_Bob [webchat@75-146-61-102-Washington.hfc.comcastbusiness.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed] [16:39] == Dr_Bob_ [webchat@75-146-61-102-Washington.hfc.comcastbusiness.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [16:40] "Please, go on." [16:40] "hello everyone" [16:40] "Hey [16:40] "In this nightmare, Silver Tongue and Starfire did... violent, filthy things to me." [16:41] "Many things were mentioned in this nightmare, but I'll get to those a little later." [16:41] "you need to be clear sir" [16:41] "What Doc?" [16:41] "Anyways please continue Hot." [16:41] "we can't help if he's unclear" [16:42] [>he] [16:42] "I'm a mare." [16:42] "We're hearing HER out, Doc." [16:42] "'Doctor'" [16:42] "sorry, please continue" [16:43] "ANYWAYS, I 'awoke' in the inn. I had apparently been asleep at a table for a little while." [16:44] == Dr_Bob_ has changed nick to Dr_Bob [16:44] "Silver and Starfire came to check up on me, and had asked me to describe my nightmare." [16:45] "so there might be a case of drugged rape?" [16:45] "That's what I think..." [16:45] "Indeed." [16:45] "we could run some tests" [16:45] [How?] [16:45] "I did, and Starfire asked me if I really thought it was a dream." [16:46] "but i doubt we can Find anything [16:46] "Well..." [16:46] "You a virgin Hot?" [16:46] "Nope." [16:46] "good tthinking bob [16:46]  * Dr_Bob frowns "Can't tell then." [16:47] "Doc?" [16:47] "damn" [16:47] "If Hot's right about this... what do we do?" [16:47] "hmm" [16:47] "Great thinking, genius." [16:47] "Report?" [16:47] "the only thing i can think of" [16:48] "maybe swatting her vagina" [16:48] "probably unaffective" [16:48] "Reporting Silver and Starfire to the authorities if it's true?" [16:48] "Oh gawd..." [16:48] "and we need to check out the bar" [16:48] "DOC!  This is rape, no joking matter!" [16:49] "i'm not joking" [16:49] "Swatting her vagina?" [16:49] "there may be feint traces left" [16:49] "... You mean swabbing?'' [16:50] "Not sure if that would work." [16:50] "i know it sounds rediculous " [16:50] "but it's our only shot" [16:50] "And check for what?  And how?" [16:50] "I was, er, um, felched..." [16:50] "oh..erhm, swabbing, inside" [16:51] "IF it was recent enough there might be a thicker substance [16:51] "Well... Okay, that makes sense." [16:51] "Alright..." [16:51] "or there could be swelling" [16:51] "Whenwas this Hot?" [16:52] "but the drugs would have prevented that [16:52] "I know it was last night." [16:53] "Damn.  Hospik, please ensure that Hot is telling the truth.  Rape will not be tolerated here. [16:54] == Doc_Hospik_ [webchat@84.241.203.19] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [16:54] "erhm" [16:55] "They decribed the drug as a sort of 'memory-wiper'. Supposedly from Able." [16:55]  * Dr_Bob gets worried [16:55] "able would never give a rapedrug to them" [16:56] "Able claims that something of that sort was STOLEN from him by an unknown individual." [16:56] == Doc_Hospik [webchat@84.241.203.19] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds] [16:57] == Doc_Hospik [webchat@84.241.203.19] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [16:58] [Hotpot was this okay with you ooc?] [16:58] "it might not be high quality" [16:58] "but if it was made by able" [16:58] "which means there should be swelling" [16:58] "I remember the event like it was a fuzzy dream." [16:59] "Go nuts Doc." [16:59] == Doc_Hospik_ [webchat@84.241.203.19] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds] [16:59] "Doc, mind checking for swelling?  I.. ah..." [16:59]  * Dr_Bob blushes [16:59] "do you feel anything with your vagina?" [17:00]  * Doc_Hospik looks irretated [17:00] "I just feel some pain, doc." [17:00] "dear god bob" [17:00] "yep" [17:00] "i'm pretty sure of it then" [17:01] "if you feel it you can already notify the guard" [17:01] [hot pot was this okay ooc?] [17:02] "i'm sure that with our testimony things will work out" [17:02] [What, these brackets? [17:02]  * Dr_Bob nods "fucker's gonna get what e deserves." [17:02] "or.." [17:03] "maybe a lynching party is in order" [17:03] == Dr_Bob_ [webchat@75-146-61-102-Washington.hfc.comcastbusiness.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [17:03] [HOT POT DID YOU CONSENT TO THIS OOC] [17:03]  * Dr_Bob_ agrees, eyes burning [17:03] "that way we can finish it quickly" [17:04] [not initially] [17:04] [Shit, thx] [17:04] [what do you mean, "not initially?"] [17:04] [said what I meant, meant hat I said.] [17:06] "W-w-wait, your going to KILL them?!" [17:06] == Doc_Hospik_ [webchat@84.241.203.19] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [17:06] "excuse me" [17:06] [Hot Pot you might wanna go in #fourcannon and discuss this.] [17:06] "He raped you!  This is the last straw, damnit!" [17:06] "Or... am I nuts..." [17:06] "no" [17:07] == Dr_Bob [webchat@75-146-61-102-Washington.hfc.comcastbusiness.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed] [17:07] "who was the culprit again? [17:07] == Doc_Hospik [webchat@84.241.203.19] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds] [17:07] "This is getting way out of hand." [17:07] "who did this to you?" [17:07]  * Hot_Pot gets up. [17:07] "wait" [17:07] "At this point, it could've been me!" [17:08] "I MIGHTA STARTED THIS IN MY HEAD!" [17:08] "I'M GOING NUTS!" [17:08] "who did this, miss...? [17:08] "just say who you saw" [17:09] "you're not insane" [17:09] == Bob [webchat@75-146-61-102-Washington.hfc.comcastbusiness.net] has joined #FourCannon-clinic [17:09] "this happend before" [17:09] == Chinook-afk has changed nick to Chinook [17:09] "AND NOW, I CAN'T BEAR THE PAIN OF THE POSSIBILITY OF ME GETTING SILVER AND STARFIRE KILLED NEEDLESSLY!!" [17:09] "silver..." [17:10] "ma'am, don't worry" [17:10]  * Bob hugs HotPot [17:10] "Oh no..." [17:10] "Oh god no." [17:10] "i suggest we go to the inn now" [17:10] "This isn't happening..." [17:11]  * Hot_Pot is hyperventilating... [17:11] "This isn't happening..." [17:11] "yes it is" [17:11] "This isn't happening..." [17:11]  * Hot_Pot is now genuinely scared... [17:11] "This isn't happening..." [17:11] "Calm down Honey..." [17:11] [Hot] [17:12] [kek] [17:12] == Dr_Bob_ [webchat@75-146-61-102-Washington.hfc.comcastbusiness.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed] [17:12]  * Bob offers Honey some relaxing Dandelion tea [17:12] [HOT WTF] [17:13] [TFW 2 CHANNELS AT ONCE] [17:14] "This isn't happening..." [17:14] "This isn't happening..." [17:14] "This isn't happening..." [17:14] "This isn't happening..." [17:14] "This isn't happening..." [17:14] "This isn't happening..." [17:14] "This isn't happening..." [17:14] "This isn't happening..." [17:14] !roll 1d20+3 to calmly sedate Hot [17:14] (20) + 3 == 23 [17:14] == Doc_Hospik_ [webchat@84.241.203.19] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds] [17:14] [FUCK YEAH 20] [17:14]  * Hot_Pot is dead, amen. [17:15] "Shhhh Hot, rest well.  Wake you up when thing's are solved." [17:15] "This isn't happening..." [17:15]  * Hot_Pot just said that after-death. [17:15] "This isn't happening..." [17:16] [Hotpot you're just asleep.  Also not talking] [17:17] "Doc...  I was wrong..." [17:17] "There ARE bad people not worth saving..." [17:17] [Character Development Intensifies]