Title:           Changelingquesttimept1
Author:          Anonymous
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Quest Time - Extreme Changeling Edition - Pt1
 
>While you're out in the market one day you notice a strange pony idling in the alleyway.
>Being the helpful type, you stick your nose right in her business.
>"What are you doing?"
>"What?!" Nothing! We are doing nothing!"
>"We?"
>"We meant I! I meant I! We have to leave now!"
>"What about your melons?"
>You're surprised how red the pony turns.
>"The watermelons, you were pretty into them before I walked up."
>"I can't afford it, really I should go."
 
[pat the pony on the head and tell her to calm down ]
 
>You give the poor thing a gentle pat on the head.
>"Just take a breath, if you want I could treat you."
>"Treat?"
>"You know, buy you dinner?"
>She turns red again, wait no she actually turned red.
>"How'd you do that?"
>"I - I can't."
>"Ohhh wait a second, you're a cha-"
>Her hoof shoots up to your mouth before you can say anything, she gives you a pleading look
 
[We can't have some one like her on the streets
ask her back to our place]
 
>You gently remove the marshmallow limb from your face.
>"So I'm guessing you don't have anywhere to go."
>She doesn't say anything.
>"If you want you can crash at my place."
>"We...Why help us?"
>"Evil people don't eyefuck fruit. You seem okay enough."
>You hear a shout from behind.
>"Hey Anon!"
>It's Twilight Purplebutt.
 
[Tell her to play it cool
we don't want anyone to know that she's not a pony]
 
>"Play it cool..."
>"Anon who are you talking to?"
>"Oh my fr-"
>You notice the spot beside you is empty, she must have run when you turned around.
>"Uh no one, apparently."
>"Oh-kay. Well I have a favor to ask, ponies have been talking about hearing changelings around at night, don't worry, I'm pretty sure they can't change into humans so you're probably safe. But keep an eye out for any strange behavior you see, Celestia's sending down some guards to help find them."
>"Guards?"
>"Well yeah, we have to round them up."
>"What did they do wrong?"
>"Anon they're changelings, trust me nothing goods going to come of them being here."
>"..."
 
>You finally sit down in your cozy little home at the edge of town, it's already dark by the time you finished your shopping and made it back.
>You hear a knock at the door.
>As you move to answer, you hear the growing sound of shouting from outside
>And you find the familiar pony from earlier at your doorstep
>Along with 15 others
>"Can we come in?"
 
[I hope you guys all brought your own drinks ]
 
>"Hope you brought your own drinks."
>The shouting's growing louder, the group looks a little agitated.
>"Alright fine fine, get in."
>You dodge the small stampede as a group of guardsmen march by with torches.
>The changelings drop their disguise once they're inside, sticking to the darker parts of your living room.
>"Uh, make yourselves comfortable?"
 
[Pinkie Pie gangbang]
 
>"So what was that about?"
>"The guards, they came for us. They won't look for you, you are human, they trust you."
>"Ohhh so you guys owe me huh?"
>"...yes?"
>"Pinkie Pie gangbang."
>"What?"
>"You heard me, I want a pink pony orgy."
>The changelings are all staring at you, worried.
 
[I think they need help getting into character. Put a party hat on one to boost its confidence. ]
 
>Clearly they're just out of practice.
>You decide to "spice things up" by throwing party hats into the mix.
>No no they still look nervous.
>Then you remember how much ponies like singing.
>"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you."
>The changelings edge away from you as you try to put on the party hats.
 
[Activate the ball pit trap. There's no escape from the ball pit. ]
 
>You press the hidden switch under the couch, the floor drops out from under you, revealing an impossibly large ball pit
>The changelings try to escape but the years of sticky residue on the balls have weighed them down
>"Anon! What are you doing!"
>"We're having fun!"
>"I can't see through the balls!"
 
[jump into the pit with them, it's fun time ]
 
>You cannon ball into the center, sending Changelings flying aside
>"Isn't this a great orgy?!"
>"Anon what do you think an orgy is?"
>"Pinkie told me it involves lots of balls and a party."
>"Godammit Anon!"
 
[time to hug everyone before things go south ]
 
>Everyones kind of tuckered out from playing in your terribly maintained ball pit.
>You bring the group in for one big hug, fishing the few you lost from the bottom of the pit
>"That was great you guys, you're the best."
>"Anon, is that-?"
>"What?"
>"I mean that was all you wanted?"
>"All I wanted? That was a ton of fun."
>"You're holding number 117 upside down."
>"Oh"
>You upright one of the changelings still facedown in the ballpit.
 
[Order pizza for everyone, they must be hungry after all that activity ]
 
>"So, pizza?"
>"What?"
>"You guys got to be hungry, what do you want on your pizza?"
>"What is pizza?"
>"Oh dear sweet baby horse jesus."
>After some debate you finally order 15 extra large pizzas with watermelon and olives.
 
>You are now the pizza pony.
>You've got a small mountain of molten cheese ready for Anon's house.
>As the door opens, you find darkness. Then 30 glowing eyes staring back at you.
 
[Spaghetti ]
 
>"T-That's forty bits."
>The eyes edge closer to you.
>"P-plus tip."
 
>You are now Anon.
>You hear a scream from the front door.
>"The hell are you guys doing in here?"
>You just find 15 changelings munching on pizza, 3 of whom are eating at the edge of the ballpit.
>"Huh, hoped you tipped good."
>You look at the familiar pony beside you.
>"By the way, I still haven't got your name."
>"We are drone 719."
>"Okay seven of nine, explain to me why the guards were looking for you."
>"It's not our fault! They look for all changelings, all changelings bad since Canterlot was attacked."
>"By changelings." You add.
>She shifts in the seat a little.
>"We aren't with them, we swear. We left the hive a long, long time ago."
She looks a little lost.
>"Can we stay?"
 
[Sure. Sleep wherever you find comfortable. You could try the bed but I doubt you could all fit, including me. ]
 
>"Sure. Sleep wherever you find comfortable. You could try the bed but I doubt you could all fit, with me in it."
>"Dibs!" "Dibs!~" "Dibs!!"
>Three changelings shout out before 719 can answer.
>"Hey guys it's first come first serve"
>Several changelings clamor upstairs in an instant.
>"Okay guess it's bed time."
 
>You finish your night time routine to find a small pyramid of changelings on your bed.
>And 719 trying feebly to squeeze in.
 
[Pluck 719 up and use her as a comforter. ]
 
>You pluck 719 out by the holey tail.
>"Anon! What are you."
>You manage to crawl underneath the mass of bug horses
>You actually expected them to be kind of hard, but the bug skin is surprisingly marshmallowy
>Which makes the fact the changelings have stolen your pillow all the more annoying.
>Still you have to make due and be a good host.
>The changelings dislodged by you have started crawling on top of you.
>You drape 719 over your chest to make up for the blanket hogging changelings, and drift off to sleep.
 
>Deep into the night, a knocking at the door wakes you up.
>Okay no it's a banging now.
>Your door is now on the floor and no one is dancing.
>Several royal guards pour into your bedroom.
>You use 719 to hide your shame.
 
[QUICK
THROW 719 OUT THE WINDOW AND CHEESE IT ]
 
>"Cheese it!"
>You toss 719 towards you bedroom window.
>Tink
>Her marshmallowy skin bounces off, and she looks a little dizzy.
>"Well fuck, look I know what it looks like."
>Shining armor steps through the crowd, taking a quick look around.
>"You're naked, you have a bed literally full of changelings, and you just tried to run from authorities. Is that about right?"
>"Well, yes..."
>"Then what the hay could you say in your defense?"
 
[IT SHINING'S FAULT
CHANGELING GOTTA EAT ]
 
"He doesn't have to explain himself!"
>Apparently 719 has recovered from her concussion, wait no she's yelling at a group of armed guards that probably means she's delirious.
>"Uh Seven of nine? You know they're here for you right?"
>"I don't care, they not blame you! You do nothing wrong!"
>"Seven of nine you're poking the captain of the guards chest."
>"Oh."
>Shining armor turns to you as several of his guards start to corner the changelings.
>"Look, anon. I know what it's like to be manipulated by these... things. Just come with us and we'll sort everything out."
 
[Give 719 a big hug and give shiny butt a big flat no. ]
 
>You hug the bug close.
>"No."
>Shining armor straightens up.
>"I'm not giving you a choice here, Anon. Guards!"
>The guards start shackling the changelings as they cower in the corners.
>You hold on to 719 as long as you can before the guards come for her.
>You're halfway downstairs before an idea comes to you.
>"Hey guys how about one last orgy?"
>Shining Armor looks at you with disgust.
>The changelings quickly fly up, losing the guards for a moment.
>You dive for the ball pit button, the floor opens up and the guards fall into your sticky fun zone trap.
>"Dear sweet Celestia it's so sticky!"
>You click the trap again, closing the floor on them.
>Immediately, you move to unchain 719.
>She wraps her arms around you for a brief second, then looks at the rest, the guards pounding at the floor.
>"...what now?"
 
[NOW WE CHEESE IT ]
 
>"Cheese it!"
>You toss 719 towards the window again, this time she clings to your arm.
>"Oh right, sorry. Habit."
>She's still on your arm, you just relax it and let her stay."
>"Alright, first we need disg-"
>The changelings start to change into every type of pony, unicorn, earth, all with high specific looking backgrounds.
>"Oh, right. Well, huh."
>You grab some hair from your bathroom, and some leftover sauce from the pizza and fashion a crude bushy/saucy mustache.
>"Alright, disguises check. Now where the hell will we go."
>"We came to you as a last resort, we have no where to go."
>"Well you can always go back to your hive."
>"Never!"
>Okay shouting bug in your ear really hurt.
>"I mean. No, tyrant would never let us out. We are drones, not soldiers, not allowed outside. We like the outside."
>"Ohh, that's why you didn't know about pizza."
>"We like pizza."
 
>The guards below you start to pry the floor apart. You slip a few pizza slices down the opening.
>"My eyes!"
>"Well I don't think we can stay here, we need a plan."
 
[Try petitioning the princess. And by petition I mean call her ponies whack yo, they straight up racist. ]
 
"They're getting away! Get them."
>You dump the rest of the pizza down the pit before turning to the changelings.
>"Look everyone, you're good people...ponies...insects. You're good sort of bug horses. And that's why you can't just live on the run. I think that if we petition the princess we can make her see things our way."
>719 approaches you.
>"Anon, the guards are after us. We cannot just run into the city, we'll be caught.
>"Exactly, Canterlot will be the last place the suspect us to go."
>The guards below start pounding at the floor.
>"You heard them! They're going to Canterlot, get them before they get to the princess!"
>"You know what fuck it, let's do it anyway.