Title: Adventures of Eggnon [WORLD DOMINATION] Part 4 Author: AnontheAnonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/92KUpqjp First Edit: Saturday 2nd of February 2013 02:34:20 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 2nd of February 2013 02:34:20 PM CDT >You are Eggnon >A sudden jerk from leaning too much one way awakes you >You seem to have fallen asleep on the chair >You look at Luna still trapped in the bubble of energy >She is looking right at you >Her eyes seem different...almost like cat eyes >"Eggnon." Yes? >"What will you have me do?" >You stand up and stretch out Well I need a being that can store a massive amount of energy. You happen to be able to do so. >"That didn't answer my question. What am I doing?" >You stroke your sexy mustache and think of a way to say this I need you to fire a sort of..."Warning shot" at Canterlot. A good ruler knows how to bend his subjects with fear and I will be the ruler of this world! >You stand proudly and vision yourself on a throne with your robot guards >She sighs >"Alright." >Her response confuses you out of your day dream >Why is she agreeing? >What is she planning? You seem eager to join me... >She just bites her lip and batts her eyelids seductively >This could be this "Estrus" Twilight warned you about before >You should use it to your advantage >You notice the tanks behind her are full of magic >The monitor shows a sleeping Twilight Everything is going according to plan... >You leave the room and go to the elevator >You hit the star button >No one ever pushes the star button so you made that the most important floor >It takes you to the very bottom floor to a room >You walk ahead to a console >There is a red button >On it says "Weapon" >This is your most complex machine yet >And because of this magic energy source, it works out nicely >You sit on the chair designated for the red button >You push a button on your jacket to radio the whole building All bots are to report to the lobby level immediately! Metal Blonic you go to my private level. >You wait a few minutes listening to the marching and gear turning of the robots above you >Then when it is silent you press the red button     --Meanwhile in P0nyville--     >Fluttershy trots into town with a basket of berries >She gazes at the tower in the distance >"One day...I'll get that...one day..." >She bumps into Rainbow Dash >"EEP!" >She jumps into a bush >Rainbow walks to the bush and pulls her out >"Hey Fluttershy! What's up?" >"O-oh nothing I w-was just bringing Eggnon these berr-" >The ground begins to tremble and Fluttershy trips dropping the basket >Rainbow looks around confused and then begins to fly >Fluttershy does too >Then she stares out in the distance >Rainbow Dash looks too >Both of their jaws drop >They stare at the tower as it appears to reshape into a giant cylinder     --Back to Egg Tower--     >You sit in the seat and are brought up to your living quarters by it >Your room is the second floor now >The room below is the cannon controls and underground are the prison cells >The bots you called to that room were destroyed and used in the production of the cannon >You step off your seat and see Metal standing next to the couch >You walk over to him Are you ready Metal? >He nods and walks with you to the elevator >You take it to the cannon control room >The top of it is open because this is where the beam will be fired from >Luna looks to you when you enter >"Eggnon! What happened?!" It's time to use you Princess. >She gulps >You walk to the cannon controls >You turn to Metal >He gives you the okay >You press the button >A glow comes from the chaos emeralds and then surrounds the bubble >It seeps into the bubble and you can only see Luna's silhouette in the light >Then the magic from the tanks comes out in a mist like form to the bubble >It seeps through too >Then the platform Luna's bubble is on rises to the middle of the barrel of this mega cannon >In a massive lightshow, the bubble shatters and Luna floats there >The energy is surrounding her body like an aura >She screams in pain as robotic arms grab her and aim her perfectly >You push the green button to fire >The robot arms squeeze her sides hard and fast >Just as you predicted, she releases all the energy out at once from her horn >It fires and as it passes through rings of magical amplifiers it increases size >Then there is a explosion sound followed by massive amounts tremors >There is a bright orange and red glow that wraps around the sky >You tap on the wall and a monitor comes out >You touch the button that says "Satellite" >It shows you a screen of above Equestria >You zoom in to Canterlot >You see a visible black line straight through half of Canterlot >You push the monitor back in Yes... >The platform lowers and Luna is laying on it panting Metal. >"Yes master?" Take me and the Princess to my private quarters. >He nods and you walk with him to Luna >She lifts her head to you >"You...didn't need...to be so...rough." >Metal teleports you there >You pick her up and tie her to a chair >Then you put tape over her mouth >She's pretty soft >She sits still for a second Luna. >She looks up You should brace yourself. >You walk over to your counter and open a drawer >There is a green button in there >No one ever thinks to look in the drawer >You push it     --Meanwhile in P0nyville--     >Ponies are running around screaming >Fluttershy is hiding in a bush >Rainbow is trying to pull her out >Pinkie Pie is just staring at the hole that goes through Canterlot >Rarity is screaming and running with the masses of other ponies >Angel pokes his head out of Fluttershy's cottage and surveys the land >He gives no fucks and goes back inside >And Applejack...is still bucking apples >The red glow fades from the sky as Spike opens the door to the Library afraid >He runs to Rainbow pulling Fluttershy from a bush >S: "Rainbow! Have you seen Twilight?!" >She lets go of Fluttershy >RD: "What do you mean?!" >S: "She's gone! I got a distress letter from Celestia!" >RD: "I have a feeling that has something to do with that." >She points to the hole through Canterlot >Spike's mouth falls open in shock >S: "How did that..." >RD: "Eggnon. He had some sorta can-" >The ground trembles as the cannon turns back into a tower >Rainbow looks at Spike >RD: "We need to stop him! There's no way that was an accident!" >Fluttershy comes out of the bush >FS: "Y-you can't h-hurt Eggnon!" >She snaps her head around and stares Fluttershy into submission >RD: "FLUTTERSHY! THERE COULD HAVE BEEN INNOCENT ANIMALS IN THE WAY OF THAT THING!" >She bursts into tears >Pinkie walks over >Her mane is straight >Rainbow turns to her >RD: "Pinkie? Not making friends with a bucket of turnips again are we?" >PP: "Can it. We have to stop him." >She violently twitches >S: "Well how are we going to stop that?!" >RD: "If we all charge..." >S: "Me, you, Pinks, and maybe Fluttershy versus something that can do that?!" >RD: "We'll need help." >PP: "Duh. I'll get Rarity, Rainbow you get AJ. Spike and Fluttershy meet me at the entrance to the Everfree. Move out!" >She runs to Carousel Boutique >Spike drags the sobbing Fluttershy to the edge of the forest while Rainbow goes to convince AJ     --Back at Egg Tower--     >You sit on a chair across from Luna drinking an orange soda >She is looking around the room confused at the noises >You put down your soda It's just my bots being repaired... >She calms a little and looks at you >She tilts her head in confusion Now we'll give Canterlot a little visit, shall we? Metal. >She squirms as Metal picks up the chair Take her to level six and put her on the green platform. Then wait for me. I have to do something first. >He takes her to the elevator >You grab your binoculars It's too bad I couldn't have been quieter about this... >You look out your opening with the binoculars >You see Spike, Rainbow, Rarity, straight haired Pinkie, and Fluttershy being dragged by AJ towards your tower Expectable. >You push the button on your jacket and radio the building again All fighter bots report to the east of the building. Defend it from the ponies and the baby dragon assault. >You watch as tons of robots come out of different places in the building >The group stops and Pinkie with what appears to be a machete in her mouth with Rainbow at her side charge at the wave of bots Do they really think they have a chance?! >You watch as Rainbow flies into the air and comes down on them...with her metallic legs >You facepalm at your stupidity in giving them to her >AJ joins the fight too, bucking robots to pieces Damn these ponies and their strong legs! >Then you see the real reason why they're winning the battle >Pinkie is zipping around like a pinball through robots with the blade slicing them in half >You take off your glasses and rub the sweat from your nose >Then you put them back on How am I going to win th- >Suddenly you remember your trap >You tap on the wall next to you and a monitor comes up >You press the button that says "Traps" >Then you press east side dungeon >It is followed by a bunch of screams >You look back outside and see the ground opened and they are all in it >Then quickly you press close to prevent escape >It slams closed Perfect. >You push the monitor back in and call the elevator up >You take it to floor six and see Luna in the chair next to Metal >She is struggling to get out >You pull out your gun and switch it from memory to stun >You shoot her >She becomes exausted and doesn't move much >You stand on the green platform as well >You clap your hands twice and a monitor comes from a wall >It says in a robotic voice: "Password Verification Please." >You punch in your seven digit password for everything and it turns green and goes back into the wall Send us to Canterlot Castle! >There is a wave of colors and then you are in Canterlot Castle >You're still on the machine, but you designed this so that where you ask to go it sends you in hologram form     --Canterlot 2 minutes after the shot was fired--     >Princess Celestia has called for Cadence and Shining Armor to come help >Discord is on vacation so he has no idea >Sunbutt is trying to calm the ponies of Canterlot but she can't because it's hard to when there's a huge fucking hole in the mountain >She doesn't understand where it came from, she just knows it had a lot of power >She has looked for Luna but was told she went to Ponyville with Twilight >So Sunbutt sent a letter to Spike >Sunbooty is waiting for a response on the throne     --Present--     >You see the Princess Princess Celestia. >She turns away from the window where you can see the ponies running around in terror >"Eggnon?" >She notices Luna tied up >"WHY DO YOU HAVE MY SISTER?!" >Luna nods in and out of sleep I needed the perfect being to use to fire my cannon. >Her face turns from anger to shock >"That...you did that...my subjects..." >She stares at the ground for a few minutes >"What do you want?" I want you to do exactly as I say. >"What, you become my master?" >She says with a joking tone Do I sound like I'm kidding? >You point to the window where you can clearly see the path of the laser >She sighs >"Alright...what should I do." >You are Spike >You awake in a wet place >There are torches on the walls and everyp0ny else is sleeping You guys! Wake up! >One by one they stand up Is anyp0ny hurt? >They look around at each other >Rarity snuggles your side >"Where are we Spikey?" I don't know... >Rainbow flies up to the ceiling >Then flies back down >"Well we came from up there...it was a trap." >You all look up >"W-why w-would Eggnon d-do this?" says Fluttershy trembling next to Rarity I don't know... >You all search around for some way to escape >There has to be a way out >There has to be...