Title:           Week42 - GreentextSavant
Author:          AlexanderGrey
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First Edit:      Monday 2nd of January 2017 12:16:19 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 2nd of January 2017 12:16:19 PM CDT

GreentextSavant !!YL6hEWhx+gn Sat 31 Dec 2016 20:00:11 No.29168483 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>29171168
>>29160862
Eh, whatever, it's a magic condor I don't care.
>>29160413
>Not even Sandalwood can climb the tree like Pinkie Pie had.
>Gummy starts to leap from tree to tree as Gloriosa and Timber take care of the (magic) condor from below.
>"Over here! Come on, try to eat us! Over here!" Timber waves his arms around like a madman as Gloriosa flaps the blanket around.
>They have to follow the general direction in which the condor is in relation to them, soon running in circles on the grounds the troop had stopped at.
>Rainbow Dash watches them from the other side of the river, not taking any chances and staying within the safe confines of the bushes.
>"Whoa! That's a big bird!" Pinkie Pie points straight at the condor as it approaches her head on.
>Before it can reach her, Pinkie Pie leans back on the branch and does some sort of acrobatic swing-flip as the condor zooms by, missing the girl completely.
>Pinkie finds herself upright again after doing one full revolution of the branch she's sitting on.
>The condor rises above the trees behind her and back up into the sky.
>"That thing better not come near me!" Applejack grunts as she keeps herself on the opposite side of the bark from the bird, keeping a grimacing expression on her face.
>But as soon as she sees the wingspan of the bird come near once more, she yelps and leaps away to a larger tree to hide behind.
>Gummy soon scurries into a cavity in one of the trees, taking refuge in an owl's home.
>The owl isn't present at the time, but there is a much bigger bird that barely misses the little alligator.
>Gloriosa stands in the middle of the opening with the blanket, moving it around as much as she can to get the condor's attention.
>It isn't long before the bird starts circling her.
 
Just a tiny little thing for now.
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GreentextSavant !!YL6hEWhx+gn Fri 30 Dec 2016 17:08:33 No.29160413 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>29168483
>>29160384
>"It's pretty much the same thing!"
>"We're here!" Gloriosa announces from the front of the group next to Fluttershy.
>Everyone stops and drops their belongings as though they were carrying hot potatoes.
>Rarity, who barely had time to do her hair before the hike, slips a hat onto her head and lies down with her head perched on the bag she was carrying.
>Trixie sets herself down next to the water, giving Rainbow Dash a slightly challenging look.
>Applejack yawns three times in a row... now four times in a row.
>"Whoa! What's that?" Flash points to the sky after looking in the direction the group just came from.
>Everyone looks in the direction as well, just in time to make out the form of an unusually large bird swooping down from the treetops.
>"Aah!" Rainbow Dash doesn't hesitate to jump into the river.
>The campers start to panic as the large bird flies around just above their heads.
>"What is that?" Rarity cowers under her bag.
>"Stand back, I know what it is." Gloriosa finds Timber standing right next to her with the same expression on his face as her. "It's a Condor."
>By now, most of the campers hide behind the trunks and try to stay on the opposite side of those trunks form the bird.
>"Oh my..." Fluttershy keeps her back to the tree and peers around it. "I had no idea condors were that big.
>"Everyone just stay calm and away from open spaces." Instructs Timber.
>"Yes, just stay where you are until Timber and I scare it away. We got this."
>Rainbow Dash has already swam to the opposite side of the river and began running for her life as the bird draws close to her for a moment.
>But it soon swings back around to the side of the river with more people.
>Gloriosa and Timber have already pulled out a couple of blankets. They begin to wave them around to intimidate the condor.
>Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie climbs to the top of one of the trees with Gummy. "Ooh, this is fun!" She squeals.
 
More later. And like I said, hang in there for the other story.
GreentextSavant !!YL6hEWhx+gn Fri 30 Dec 2016 17:06:25 No.29160392  ViewReport
>>29160384
>"It's pretty much the same thing!"
>"We're here!" Gloriosa announces from the front of the group next to Fluttershy.
>Everyone stops and drops their belongings as though they were carrying hot potatoes.
>Rarity, who barely had time to do her hair before the hike, slips a hat onto her head and lies down with her head perched on the bag she was carrying.
>Trixie sets herself down next to the water, giving Rainbow Dash a slightly challenging look.
>Applejack yawns three times in a row... now four times in a row.
>"Whoa! What's that?" Flash points to the sky after looking in the direction the group just came from.
>Everyone looks in the direction as well, just in time to make out the form of an unusually large bird swooping down from the treetops.
>"Aah!" Rainbow Dash doesn't hesitate to jump into the river.
>The campers start to panic as the large bird flies around just above their heads.
>"What is that?" Rarity cowers under her bag.
>"Stand back, I know what it is." Gloriosa finds Timber standing right next to her with the same expression on his face as her. "It's a Condor."
>By now, most of the campers hide behind the trunks and try to stay on the opposite side of those trunks form the bird.
>"Oh my..." Fluttershy keeps her back to the tree and peers around it. "I had no idea condors were that big.
>"Everyone just stay calm and away from open spaces." Instructs Timber.
>"Yes, just stay where you are until Timber and I scare it away. We got this."
>Rainbow Dash has already swam to the opposite side of the river and began running for her life as the bird draws close to her for a moment.
>But it soon swings back around to the side of the river with more people.
>Gloriosa and Timber have already pulled out a couple of blankets. They begin to wave them around to intimidate the condor.
>Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie climbs to the top of one of the trees with Gummy. "Ooh, this is fun!" She squeals.
 
More later.
GreentextSavant !!YL6hEWhx+gn Fri 30 Dec 2016 17:05:21 No.29160384 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>29160392 >>29160413
>>29158111
>>29157832
Keep going, you're doing alright.
>>29154865
Eh, I'm not sure if I brought this up before, but next thread is still pretty much up in the air for me.
>>29154888
Fine by me.
>>29154947
>>29155146
I'm going to continue this in due time, just hang tight. No, no troll ending.
>>29158272
>>29145233
>>29145601
>>29145169
>The troop whistles a tune as they march through the woods.
>Gloriosa constantly checks on them with her eyes watching for anyone showing signs of slowing their pace.
>But she's mostly trying to see if the hiking is helping them wake up more.
>Surprisingly enough, Fluttershy has made it to the head of the group.
>She's not whistling the tune, but humming it to herself as she hears the birds in the distance sing along with her.
>Pinkie Pie bounces on her heels as she hikes; her pet alligator scurries around the trees looking for something to clamp his jaws onto.
>"I bet I can lap you three times." Rainbow Dash tells Trixie as she plans to swim in the lake after getting back to camp.
>"If you backed out of swimming in the river because you're too tired, why would you do any better in the lake?" Trixie asks. "Is the current too strong for you?"
>"It's the timing of it all! Duh!" Rainbow Dash defends. "The only thing is that it's too early for me to swim."
>Trixie squints at her. "Uh huh. And Trixie just knows that you're not going to end up saying the same thing at the last minute once we get back."
>"Something came up last time!"
>"Well you have nothing else to do today, so there's no reason for something to come up this time, isn't there?"
>"You're just trying to intimidate me because you know I'll beat you."
>"Oh please. Trixie knows that being a good runner doesn't mean you're a good swimmer."
 
GreentextSavant !!YL6hEWhx+gn Thu 29 Dec 2016 20:19:52 No.29154847 ViewReport
>>29154834
>"Well I say we just leave them be for now." Suggests Sunset with a quiet sigh.
>"Eh... yeah." Dash agrees. "Being curious really sucks, though."
>"Tell that to Rarity. She seems more curious about something than anyone else here."
>Flash notices the others starts to stare as he continues to converse with Rarity. But Rarity seems to want to do more than converse.
>She's already leaning against him. With certain intentions in her mind.
>Her eyes dart back and forth between Flash and the stairs to the second floor.
>And she feels herself get more excited to go up those stairs... and not alone.
>Flash caught Rarity eyeing the stairs.
>"Say..." He brings up. "There's something I wanna show you."
>"Oh really?" Rarity locks her fingers in front of herself.
>All three of Rainbow Dash, Sunset and Twilight heard this be said, and their undivided attention is on Rarity and Flash.
>But it can't be for long... they're out of sight in less than thirty seconds. Heading into the dark hallway of the second floor.
>"My old room's this way." Flash points out with Rarity following closely behind.
 
That's it for tonight, but I will come back in the morning.
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GreentextSavant !!YL6hEWhx+gn Thu 29 Dec 2016 20:18:07 No.29154834 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>29154847
>>29154827
>"Maybe she just has less of the other things on her mind right now." Sunset responds before taking her voice below her breath. "And a little more Flash on her mind."
>"Do you think she likes him?" Asks Twilight.
>"It's possible." Sunset internally starts to get nervous remembering how she managed to get a relationship with Twilight.
>"Well it sure seems like it." Twilight looks over to the two again, this time more observant. "She keeps following him around."
>Rainbow Dash exits the kitchen as she sees Flash and Rarity now together in a secluded corner away from the clusters of other classmates.
>She can't believe her eyes. Why does Rarity suddenly want to hang out with Flash so much?
>"But you see, if you want to be a quarterback on the football team, it takes about as much brains as much as it does brawn." Flash stares into his half empty cup. "At least that's what I tell the guys who want to try out next year."
>"Do they ever take your advice? I think they really should listen to you." Rarity half-compliments.
>"Some listened, some kinda do their own thing. But still, it's really just high school football I'm telling them about. It's really all behind me nowadays. I've been moving more towards working on my entry to college. It's just more important on my end."
>"I love how you prioritize things." Rarity then takes another sip from her cup, still keeping her eyes glued to Flash Sentry. "I never really appreciated how level-headed guys like you are."
>Rainbow Dash finds Sunset and Twilight on the couch together and sits with them.
>"Is she... flirting with him? Is she actually flirting with him?!"
>Sunset only nods as Twilight answers. "We've been watching them for forty minutes now, and she's still going."
>"What's gotten into her?" Rainbow Dash chuckles. "This is so weird!"
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GreentextSavant !!YL6hEWhx+gn Thu 29 Dec 2016 20:17:05 No.29154827 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>29154834
>>29154819
I'm not doing this your way.
>>29154811
>"I think so, yeah. Applejack was busy too."
>Before Rarity can answer, Flash's voice cuts off her train of thought. "Oh hey! Rarity!"
>Rainbow Dash watches Flash get Rarity's attention more quickly than usual, knowing how much she likes to play hard to get with him.
>"I thought I heard you were coming." Flash stuffs his hands into his pockets with a grin.
>Rarity laughs. "Well, I really would miss a weekend even such as this one when so many people decided to come. It's really pleasant to finish off my Friday evenings this way."
>Rainbow Dash's jaw almost drops as she notices Rarity begin to blush.
>"So, uh... how did your day go?" Rarity can't imagine why she wants to talk to him so badly right now.
>The very moment Sunset and Twilight walk in hand-in-hand, they instantly notice Flash and Rarity talking to eachother.
>Sunset tries not to smile, but fails and has to look away from everyone else's line of sight.
>"Well we sort of just chilled out here and watched TV before setting up all the party stuff, you know? Kind of a lazy afternoon for the most part."
>Flash starts to go on and on to keep Rarity's attention.
>But after a short while, it becomes apparent that he doesn't have to try anywhere near as hard as before to keep Rarity interested in what he's talking about.
>That recurring smile on her face says it all, and it's something Flash likes to hear.
>"Uh... I'm gonna go get myself a drink." Rainbow Dash finally caves into her boredom, but keeps a curious eye on the two lovebirds from the kitchen.
>It's easy to tell by the way Rarity is standing that she's being... affected by Flash somehow.
>Sunset and Twilight sit together on the couch in the living room.
>"So... why is Rarity acting so funny towards that Flash guy?" Twilight keeps peering into the kitchen. "Seems a little sudden considering how little she cared before."
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GreentextSavant !!YL6hEWhx+gn Thu 29 Dec 2016 20:14:41 No.29154811 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>29154827
>>29154803
>Flash almost immediately picks up on what Sunset meant. "Oh, huh." He starts to scan the school grounds for her. "Any idea where she went?"
>"She went home to freshen up first." Sunset tells Flash. "Going to drive over herself."
>"Oh, cool." Flash replies with a nod. "Anyway, are you still coming? Just curious, since almost everyone's going to be there and all. You can come with Twilight."
>"Wouldn't mind going." Sunset responds. "What time?"
>"Like late afternoon or something, I dunno."
>"Alright."
>The car with Flash's buds crammed into the seats slowly pulls away, and Sunset waves them goodbye with a sense of accomplishment.
>She soon gets a glimpse of Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash briefly looking around wondering where Rarity went.
>Sunset heads home and texts Twilight about the party.
>...
>Around 6pm, Rarity's car pulls up in front of Flash's driveway.
>The girl could not have stepped out of the car more quickly, and waves to the people she knows as she enters the house.
>The porch light makes her tight black dress sparkle with the texture of the fabrics. Rarity’s high heels lightly hammer against the wooden porch steps as she approaches the front entrance.
>As she goes through the front door, she can't help but feel all warm and fuzzy inside for seemingly no reason. It's really hard for Rarity to put her finger on this.
>But she dismisses it and begins talking to her friends.
>"Rarity?" Rainbow Dash picks her friend out of a crowd.
>"Oh! Rainbow! I've been meaning to tell you that I was leaving early." Rarity responds. "You did get my message, right?"
>"I was outside most of the day, and my phone ran out of battery, so I probably missed it."
>"Oh, well I did leave early to get myself ready in advance. I just didn't want to leave you and Fluttershy in the dark about all that."
>At this moment, Sunset and Twilight pull up right behind Rarity's car on the street.
>"So... Fluttershy still stayed home, right?" Asks Rarity.
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GreentextSavant !!YL6hEWhx+gn Thu 29 Dec 2016 20:13:39 No.29154803 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>29154811
>>29154798
>>29152534
>>29152573
>>29141030
>>29141485
>>29141496
>>29143551
Continuing.
>>29140419
>Sunset creeps up to Rarity's window hours after school is over. Crouches down with her backpack by her side.
>She peers in and takes a look at the girl inside her room.
>Rarity stands in front of a long mirror as she tries on various dresses. She hums a tune to herself while oblivious to her friend in the window.
>Sunset opens her backpack she brought with her and pulls out her book of spells.
>The page with the affection spells has been bookmarked... with a piece of paper with Twilight's cutie mark on it.
>After letting out a sigh, Sunset keeps on smiling as she thinks about Twilight. But soon shakes her head and resumes the mission.
>She begins to chant the words on the page, just quietly enough for Rarity to not be able to hear.
>Rarity doesn't take note of the faint glow that enters her room, only exhausting her full attention towards her reflection as she slips out of one dress and tries on another.
>There's a brief moment of warmth that Rarity's skin picks up, and the girl looks around the room wondering what on earth kind of draft this would be.
>But it fades before she can register it any further.
>Sunset has already left the premises.
>...
>By the time Friday hits, everyone in school is ready to pack their things and take on the weekend once again.
>They rush through their classes and find themselves driving home after what felt like a hundred days until the bell rang.
>Flash Sentry and his posse head back in the same car, blasting music as they plan the party they're about to throw at Flash's house.
>They are all buckled in when Sunset waves over to the group and approaches them.
>"Oh hey, Sunset." Flash greets her. "You wanna come with?"
>"No... but..." The girl smiles in the direction of the school. "I just got wind that Rarity changed her mind and really wants to go to your party."
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GreentextSavant !!YL6hEWhx+gn Wed 28 Dec 2016 10:21:36 No.29145162 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>29145169
>>29144903
>After a long thunderstorm, the sky finally begins to clear up in the early morning.
>Gloriosa steps out of her office, and inhales the rain-scented air surrounding her as the wind hits her face.
>This morning is going to be perfect for a nature walk.
>After a few minutes of stretching, Gloriosa trots down the path towards the cabins and pulls out her megaphone to wake up the sleeping bunkmates.
>"Attention campers! Rise and shine, it's time to head over to breakfast and catch this morning air before it lifts!"
>Inside the cabins, everyone goes about their usual routine of crawling out of bed and getting dressed.
>Gloriosa gathers her backpack and supplies from her office before hurrying back to the opening to find the students neatly lined up, but most of them are groggy and tired-eyed.
>Even Timber Spruce, the one who had planned this morning walk alongside Gloriosa starts to sway where he stands.
>"Oh, this is going to be wonderful!" Fluttershy clasps her hands together and locks her fingers in glee. "How far are we going to go?"
>"Well..." Gloriosa spins around and eyes the rugged horizon. "We haven't taken the south route for a little bit, and the river is down that way too."
>Rainbow Dash yawns. "We're going to go swimming if we go to the river, right?"
>Gloriosa excitedly nods in response and looks over to the other campers. "If you want to, that is. The important part is the hike over there through the scenic route."
>Pinkie Pie begins to bounce up and down in her hiking boots.
>"Well, I see someone's ready to get going." Gloriosa grins.
>"Oh, not just me!" Pinkie reaches into her hair. "Gummy can't wait to go crawling around in the swamps and stuff!"
>She pulls out her pet alligator and rests him on her shoulder.
>"Aww, isn't he cute?" Gloriosa coos.
>The group of students gathers in a circle to count everyone and take attendance.
>After a couple more minutes, Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna join the circle.
>"I, uh, I see everyone's up and early for this trip." Luna watches the sky get brighter and brighter.
>"It's okay if you're tired." Assures Gloriosa. "The walking's gonna get our blood pumping by the time we're halfway there!"
>"Oh, it's just that I've been up all night." Luna adds.
>"Oh you have?"
>"Yeah..." Luna giggles. "It's sort of a thing I do every now and then."
>"It's okay, Sister. You can sleep somewhere once we get to the site. Remember? Like back in the day."
>Luna nods as Gloriosa gets the campers mobilized into a line again after roll call is over.
>"Alright, everyone follow me!" Gloriosa leads the group down the dirt path and past the buildings.
>Just like that, the campers start off into the distance, some starting to lag behind due to fatigue.
>But Gloriosa is far from one of them, laughing a little as Gummy scurries past her.
>However, there is no one in the entire group that noticed what was floating in the sky just above the trees.
>For a short instance, Applejack notices it through her blurred vision, but before she came to her senses and looked harder, it was already gone.
>The girl assumes it was her imagination and shakes her head.
 
S e e n t e n t G r a v a x t !!YL6hEWhx+gn Tue 27 Dec 2016 16:57:55 No.29140419 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>29154803
>>29140412
>Right as Flash is thinking this, Sunset puts her hand on his shoulder and sees all of these thoughts, soon surprised that Flash isn't visibly crying.
>There is a long awkward pause before Sunset notices Rarity sit down and begin to eat her sandwich.
>"Hey, uh, maybe I can make something work for you." Sunset looks over to Rarity but speaks too quietly for the girl to hear her.
 
This one is going to be continued, so what happen next?
S e e n t e n t G r a v a x t !!YL6hEWhx+gn Tue 27 Dec 2016 16:56:53 No.29140412 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>29140419
>Flash just knew he could never have SciTwi after she had left for Timber.
>He had always stared at the two, staring at the gound every time they would say something to the other one.
>And it wasn't like the Twilight from Equestria would come back, nor would Sunset take him.
>Flash was alone from now on, without a girl to love him anymore.
>Sunset had told him to get over it, but that was contradicted when she started to make it known that she wanted to be with Twilight herself.
>Some months passed, and Flash finally decided that he might want to just move on and go find another girl.
>Derpy did seem to like him a lot. And Flash really wasn't opposed to settling for her either.
>But everything changed When Flash met with Sunset at lunch one day. He saw her texting things to Twilight as she sat next to him, and they were sending eachother hearts.
>Flash assumed it was only friendly stuff at first, but then Sunset texted SciTwi something along the lines of "You and me tonight. We're gonna get freaky."
>"Wh-what's that?" Flash awkwardly points it out.
>To Flash's surprise, Sunset doesn't even seem to mind him looking over her shoulder and at the screen of her phone.
>"Haven't you heard? I'm back together with Twilight." Sunset smiles suspiciously.
>Flash squints at her. "What do you mean? What happened to Timber?" He's a ittle curious to hear.
>"Let's just say... Twilight doesn't like him anymore."
>The way Sunset said that makes Flash imagine that she did something.
>"What do you mean by that?" Flash tries to figure it out for himself. "Do you mean like... she's bi now or something?"
>"Nope. Exclusively girls."
>"But like..." Flash scratches the back of his head. "How does that work, though?"
>Sunset just sits there twirling her hair. "Magic."
>Flash slowly realizes that Sunset actually chose to break apart Twilight and Timber's relationship so she could have Twilight instead of doing anything to help Flash with his loneliness.
S e e n t e n t G r a v a x t !!YL6hEWhx+gn Mon 26 Dec 2016 23:12:47 No.29136483 ViewReport
>Flash Sentry the mashed potato man sits down with his family on Christmas day.
>He unwraps presents, soon finding a mototcycle under the tree. Flash used to wonder what Christmas would be.
>"Until you and your freinds showed me." Flash said to the main six in his christmas thankyou letter.
>It's a motorplane motorcycle.
>Flash holds onto it and loves it like a brother he never had.
>Marking his territory all over it by smearing his mashed potato coated hands all over it. Claiming ownership of the motorplane.
>But he is about to discover what christmas is really all about.
>A light shines through the living room window and the walls melt away.
>Motorcycle music starts playing.
>Three flaming beacons of light give way to a dark chasm below Flash's feet, and her hops atop his motor thingy to start riding through the 90s.
>Commercial music starts playing over elevator music that starts playing.
>The elevator music plays because Flash's opponents are going d o w n.
>Timber Spruce is taking a stroll through the woods trying to figure out a way to carve a wedding ring for SciTwi.
>He steps on a chipmunk and Flash Sentry pops out of the bushes with his face lathered in mashed potatoes.
>Timber is scared and runs away, but Flash Sentry runs after him with his motorcycle in his hands and whacks Timber Spruce accross the head with it.
>Timber falls down, and SciTwi reaches out calling his name going "TIMBERRRRR!"
>And then Timber sptuce lands on like five more chipmunks that are rushed to the hospital where they all get better but Timber doesn't because screw Timber amirite?
>Flash takes his hand and shoves Timber spruce into a go cart and runs him around the woods in a motorcade.
>"I show you the world!"
>Timber chatters his teeth as Flash grows a gotee and starts singing a whole new world to the 1812 theme playing in the background.
>Gloriosa adores it and marries Flash 20 times over and has like three kids with him.
>It's a whole new world.
>Eggnog is nice.
End.
The end.
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S e e n t e n t G r a v a x t !!YL6hEWhx+gn Sun 25 Dec 2016 05:13:35 No.29125372 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>29125383
>>29125367
>She can eat as many cookies as she wants and still stay thin because magic.
>Celestia puts the presents into the prickly pines of the christmas tree and then realizes that this isn't one of the houses Santa wanted her to go to because this family believes in Jesus Christ.
>She just stuffs coal into the family's fishbowl and calls it a night.
>But then goes upstairs.
>Goes to the parent's bedroom.
>She wakes the husband, the man of the house, up and flashes her tits at him.
>He gets rock hard because it's Christmas.
c ? M J G u M ? - Today at 5:00 AM
>Celeasistsa hops on his boing and wakes the wife up with all of their sex noises.
>The wife realized she just got n.t.r’ed.
>"Ho ho ho, you just got kuked." Celestia makes the dreamworks face and poofs out of the house and into the fucking sky with the reigndeer following her naked ass.
>A random guy from the TV walks by as he sees this happen. Questions his sanity after seeing this, but he already had many questions after being diagnosed with Mesopotamia.
>But he forgot his free book at home and exits the stage.
>The Christmas play is over and everyone goes home. Santa is pleased.
S e e n t e n t G r a v a x t !!YL6hEWhx+gn Sun 25 Dec 2016 05:12:34 No.29125367 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>29125372
Title: Celestia Does The Christmas Eve Thing With A Twist Lmao~
>She has always been warm staying up at the north pole with Santa Claus.
>Princess Celestia could generate her own magical heat in her frozen vacation spot as she hangs out with Santa Claus.
>Just kinda chillin, you know?
>Getting drunk on non-alcoholic eggnog and playing reigndeer games.
>But then, Santa tells Celestia something. "Ho ho ho, you know, I really feel like getting the families who don't believe in me some presents this year too, but I already have too many other families who do believe in me that make my queue too high."
>"There are that many families who still believe in you?"
>Santa replies. "Religion and parenting goes a long way ho ho ho."
>Santa then continues. "But I need you to do something for me."
>Celestia sighs. "So what do you need me to do?" She realizes that he's looking outside at his reigndeer.
>"I need you to deliver any presents you want for the families who have disconnected with me through lack of belief." Santa says.
>Celestia's eyes light up. "You mean it?"
>"Ho ho ho, you bet. I need to keep my image out there anyway. Insert statement about Capitalism here."
>Princess thinks about politics when she goes outside to feed the reigndeer before getting them ready to blast off into the sky.
>Santa Claus waves to Celestia as she takes off with Rudolf with his nose so bright won't you guide my slay tonight.
>And they're off!
>Celestia has to keep wiping the snow out of her face because that's how weather works.
>Sheez takes the shopping list Santa gave her and travels to the first house.
>Stewie and Brian had already left the house next door after being there an hour and a half.
>With a silent giggle, Celestia teleports down the chimney and swipes the cookie sheet off of the coffee table.