Title: Aanon-Kazooie: Chapter 2 Author: Aanon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/TzrTG5SQ First Edit: Saturday 23rd of June 2012 12:11:18 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 23rd of June 2012 12:11:18 AM CDT >You were fighting. >You didn’t know what it was, but it was at least twice your size. >It kept throwing some kind of lights at you. >You somehow knew that they were dangerous, and dodged as best you could. >Good thing Kazooie was with you. >If a bolt of light ever did hit you, Kazooie would shield you with her wings, which made a golden light. >You could easily maneuver around the attacker, and Kazooie would always attack in a different way. >Soon, you both take to the sky, Kazooie amazingly able to support your weight in air. >You  both were able to take a few more attacks at the object, Kazooie doing most of the work. >Suddenly, the attacker hit you, and you had no way to protect yourself. >You took the blunt of the attack, but since you were spinning as you fell, Kazooie had no way to flap her wings correctly. >You were both going down, and the ground was a long way down- WHUMP >Ow. >You open your eyes. You were still in Fluttershy’s cottage. You had fallen off the couch. “HHMPFH” >Oops, You had landed on your backpack. You quickly get off, and Kazooie pops out, filling her lungs with air. Kazooie: What the hell Aanon!? That isn’t very nice you know! Oops. Sorry Kazooie. Kazooie: Yeah, yeah.. >You grab the backpack, and put it over your shoulders. Today was going to be a long day. >You yawn and stretch, and walk into the kitchen. >Somehow, Fluttershy had been able to wake up, walk downstairs, and make breakfast without waking you. Flutter: Oh, hello Aanon. How did you sleep? Kazooie: He probably slept great. He was snoring loud as hell all night. >Kazooie pecks you in the head again. Ow! Stop that! Kazooie: That is for waking me up five times. Do I really snore that badly? Flutter: Oh, I don’t mind. >So you snore? One more thing you know about yourself. Flutter: Anyway, I hope you two are hungry. Aanon, I think you will like this breakfast >Like? You don’t even know what you like. >Fluttershy comes out with a plateful of pancakes. >Pancakes. You like pancakes. >You sit down, putting your pack over the chair like last time, Kazooie’s head sticking out. Fluttershy: Don’t worry,  there is plenty for both of us. >She goes back, and hands you a plate. You happily take it, and load your plate with the fluffy goodness. >Fluttershy once again comes back, with syrup and- >HONEY. >You love honey. You don’t know why, but you seriously LOVE honey. >You ignore the syrup, and take the honey, dousing your pancakes in it. Kazooie: Geez Aanon, slow down on the honey. You’re going to have a heart attack. >You ignore Kazooie, and begin to chow down, thanking Fluttershy in the process. Fluttershy: Um.. no problem Aanon.. >You can feel the both of them staring at you while you eat. At this point, you slow down to a respectable rate, and wipe the honey off your face. Kazooie: Wow Aanon.. You sure do love honey.. >Fluttershy gives Kazooie more birdseed, and you all eat your meals in silence. >After you finish, Fluttershy takes yours and Kazooies dishes, and puts them in the sink. Ok, I think we’ve bothered you long enough. >You put your backpack on. Kazooie: What? I’m not leaving, I like it here. Okay then, stay. But I want to find my home. >You take Kazooie out of your backpack, and set her down. Kazooie: Whoa buddy, I have to stick with you. >Kazooie runs around you, and dives into your backpack. Kazooie: Wherever your home is, mine has to be close. If you go, then I don’t have a choice. Okay then.. Flutter: But wait Aanon.. you don’t have to go.. But I need to find my home somehow. Flutter: Why don’t I take you to Twilight’s house? >You groan. You didn’t want to be rude, but Twilight was kind of annoying.. Yeah, sure.. Flutter: Oh, but could we stop by the market first? I need to get more honey.. If that’s okay with you.. >You feel guilt rising up. You were becoming a burden on her, and you didn’t like it. Sure Fluttershy, lead the way.. >Fluttershy runs upstairs, and comes back with some kind pack over her back. >It looked a lot different than your backpack. Flutter: Hey look Aanon, we’re kind of the same now. >Except she didn’t have someone living in hers. >You let Fluttershy first. Just as you are about to walk out the door, you spot the notebook you had seen in your backpack earlier. >Whatever was in it, you had probably wrote it. You grab it, and shut the door behind you. Kazooie: What is that thing? You tell me. It was in my backpack. Kazooie: You mean my backpack. How do you know it’s yours? Kazooie: It has my name on it. What? You just picked that name last night! Kazooie: Doesn’t matter. It still has my name on it. >You take another look at the notebook, thumbing through it. >Whatever these “moves” are, there sure were a lot of them. >Annoyingly, a lot of them were even in rhymes. >You put the notebook away, Kazooie cursing as you do. Kazooie: Hey, there’s some pretty cool things in this book. Flutter: It’s not much further Aanon.. >She was right. The market was right in the middle of town, and when you walked within eyesight, once again, every pony was staring at you. >You wave a little, hoping most of them still remember you. >You and Fluttershy walk up to a stand, which was full of various syrups, jams, and honey. Flutter: I would like one jar of honey please. Salesman: That’ll be 3 bits. >Fluttershy hands over the coins, and puts the honey in her saddlebag. >Flutter: Ok Aanon, we can go to Twilight’s house now Ok, If I remember right, it’s this- WHAM >Something just struck you, right in the chest. A cyan blur was suddenly right next to you, on the ground. Kazooie: HEY! Watch we’re you’re going! Fluttershy: Aanon! Are you okay? >You were knocked so hard, you had done half a backflip, landing on your stomach. >You slowly get up, and crack your back. I’m okay.. Flutter: Rainbow Dash, you should really be more careful.. Dash: Oops, sorry- What the heck?! >Rainbow Dash stares at you. Dash: And who are you supposed to be? I've never seen you around before Kazooie: I could ask you the same question pal. Dash: Is that a bird? Why do you keep a bird in your backpack? Apparently, it likes it in there. >Rainbow Dash breaks out if laughter. Dash: Oh, that is the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a long time! Kazooie: And you’re the most annoying thing I’ve seen in a long time! Dash: Hey! I heard that! Kazooie: You were supposed to. Work on your flying, nimrod. Kazooie! Dash: Oh, and you are so much better at flying then me, huh? Flutter: There is no need to..- Kazooie: I know I can do better than you! Dash: Oh yeah! Then meet me here, 2 days from now, and we’ll have a little race. Kazooie: It’s on you winged ball of fluff! Dash: Fine! >With that, Rainbow Dash bolts into the air, going at an insane speed. What the heck Kazooie!? Kazooie: What? she started it. We can’t stay here for that long, we need to go. Kazooie: What? But I need to show that stupid thing who the real flyer is in this town! How do you know that you can go as fast as her? Kazooie: I know I can beat her. Please Aanon, it’s just two more days. >You sigh. It might be good for both of you to stay in one place for a little longer anyway. No need to rush off. Fine. But where are we going to stay? Flutter: I don’t mind if you stay at my house Aanon. Kazooie: See? We’ll be fine. I don’t know Fluttershy. I don’t know if I could pay you back for the things you have already done. Flutter:  No, I would really like it if you stayed a little longer. And I do need help taking care of my animals if you want to repay me somehow. >You think about it. You would feel better knowing that you are helping her. Okay Fluttershy, you have a deal. Kazooie: Yes! >You and Fluttershy have already walked right up to the library. Fluttershy goes up the steps, and knocks on the door. >Twilight answers, and her eyes light up. Twi: Oh, hi Fluttershy! I was just about to ask you if.. you had.. >She sees you right behind Fluttershy. Twi: Nevermind, I see you have already met the bird suffocator. I told you, I didn’t suffocate it! And her name is Kazooie. Twi: Right, of course you didn’t. I researched it, and my data shows that the average Breegull cannot possibly survive in a backpack as airtight as that. Kazooie: Who’s the nerd? >Kazooie pops her head over your shoulder. Twi: What?! You’re still doing it? You’re a horrible person Aanon! Kazooie: Oh shut up, I’m fine. She slept in my backpack just fine all night. Twi: What? That’s not scientifically possible. Kazooie: Well then, I guess science is wrong. Twi: Science can’t be wrong! Kazooie: Then you’re wrong. Now let us in. >Twilight grumbles something, and let’s all of you in. >She automatically leads you to the living room, and shows you a map. Twi: Now, I’ve been looking around to see where you, or your friend, has come from. >She puts the map on a table. It is big enough to cover the entire thing. Twi: But I can’t seem to find anywhere that you could have come from Aanon. Are you sure you have no clues to where you came from?  I.. I seriously have no idea Twilight. >Twilight shakes her head. Twi: Then I'm sorry Aanon, but I have no idea where you are from.. >You take the information like a sledgehammer to the chest. You were hopelessly lost. >You sit down on Twilight’s couch, taking in your situation. >Kazooie pats your shoulder with her wing. Kazooie: Cheer up buddy. At least we have each other. That was the cheesiest thing I’ve ever heard of Kazooie: I know. You’re no fun at all. Is there anything you can do Twi? Twi: I’m afraid not Aanon, but I could write a letter to the princess. >Princess? There is a princess? >Twilight takes out a quill and some parchment, and begins writing, her hands casting a purple aura around it, allowing the quill to move on its own. >Cool. She had magic. Twi: If anyone would know who or what you are, it will  be her. >She finishes the letter, and calls Spike in, who was ready for her. Kazooie: Whoa, who the hell are you? Kazooie! Spike: Is that a bird in your backpack? Kazooie: Answer the question lizard boy. Spike: I’m a dragon. Kazooie: A dragon? Spike: Yes, a dragon. >Kazooie disappears into your backpack, and you can hear stifled laughter. Twi: Spike, please send this letter. Spike: Got it Twilight. >Spike takes the scroll, and blows on it, engulfing it in green flames. The ashes float out the window. >That was cool. Hey Twilight? Twi: What is it? Thank you. For the help. >Twilight smiles at you. Twi: Anytime Aanon! Now, I assume that you might be here for a while, so you may need some sleeping arrangements. Flutter: Actually, I asked them to stay at my house for a while. >A while? When did you say that? Twi: Oh.. Well ok then. >Twilight turns to you. Twi: Is there anything else you need Aanon? No, I think you’ve helped me all you can Twilight. >Twilight beams. Kazooie: Wait! There is one thing. >Twilight sighs. Twi: Oh, this’ll be good. >Kazooie hops out of your backpack, the notebook in her wings. She goes up to Twilight, and shows her one of the pages. >Twilight looks confused for a second, but nods her head. Twi: Okay, but I’ll need you to get back in. Kazooie: Not a problem. >Kazooie runs back into your backpack. Wait, what are you doing? >Twilight wasn’t listening to you. She was in deep concentration, and her eyes were glowing brighter and brighter. Static electricity started flowing around you, making your hairs stand up. >Twilight ends it by casting a white glow all over your body. >It was over. Twi: There we go, I’m pretty sure it worked. Kazooie: Alright! Whoa, hold on. What did you do? Twi: Didn’t she tell you? Tell me what? >You take the backpack off, eyeing Kazooie. What did you do? Kazooie: Oh calm down, you’re going to like it. Twi: I just casted a spell, allowing you two to do all of those things in that notebook of yours Aanon. >Notebook? >You take it out, and look at it again. Twi: Oh, and be warned. Since this spell intertwines the two of you, if you get knocked out, or even die, the other will do the same. What? Kazooie: What? I can’t have him dragging me down! Twi: Don’t worry, I’m sure that will never happen. >That was a lot to  take in. Kazooie: Well, whatever. Just don’t die on me Aanon. What did you do? Kazooie: We’ll be fine. Besides, if you read that book, you could see that it was like it before. >You couldn’t believe this. You were linked to Kazooie. If she was gone, so where you. Fine then, We’ll do whatever is in this book. >You look in your hand. The book was gone. >Fluttershy was reading it. Flutter: Oh my.. What? What is it? >Fluttershy looks scared. Flutter: You would need to be much braver than me to do these things.. >She gives you the book back. Kazooie: Cmon Aanon, let’s try some of them out. Twi: Oh, let me go too, for research purposes. Flutter: I would like to watch too.. If that’s okay with you.. >You look at all of them. You put the backpack on. Sure, why not?