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By utilitas (https://pastebin.com/u/utilitas)

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Created on: Saturday 26th of October 2019 12:27:18 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 03:07:52 PM UTC


Transcript:

[00:00] Recording started.
[00:08] "Well, let us begin."
[00:26] "I am doing stories on the members of the crew and what they are working on today."
[00:41] "Sooo, like what's my big idea for today?"
[00:43] "I wanted to ask you, Miss Note. What are your plans?"
[00:52] "uh, mime started a fire in bar"
[00:53] "Big or small!"
[01:06] "Oookay, well since I'm talented in mind reading, I am planning to go round and do upgrades and stuff."
[01:17] "For the machines that is. And I kinda wanted to be social after that."
[01:23] "I can't believe Sorrel can't aim a practice laser gun!"
[01:33] "Take a much needed break after a hard day of invaluable work?"
[01:51] "It's-... more of me coming back after a really long break to the station finally you see."
[01:55] "And missing out on everything."
[02:00] Recording stopped.
[02:00] Recording started.
[02:04] "DAMN IT ROBERT"
[02:09] "sorrel should go to jail!"
[02:11] "That's mre like it."
[02:12] "He should!"
[02:14] "A long break? What motivated you to come back?"
[02:26] "I don't really know-"
[02:27] "O-oh no!"
[02:27] "Fuck!"
[02:28] Recording stopped.
[02:28] Recording started.
[02:29] "Shite."
[02:32] "MAINT IS FUCKING NICE"
[02:33] "Hi!"
[02:34] "Interview interrrupted by--"
[02:34] "WHO DID THIS?"
[02:38] "YOU ARE GETTING A RAISE"
[02:40] "Violet Hill."
[02:41] "A monkey carrying Helen?"
[02:46] "Stop!!"
[02:49] "THANKS VIOLET!"
[02:51] Recording stopped.
[02:51] Recording started.
[02:52] "so AI, who did upload that law?"
[02:56] "So, like I was away on different station before deciding to come back here."
[03:11] "Well, you see, they were REDACTED."
[03:11] "I was away initially due to some unforseen events that I couldn't ..."
[03:13] "And you don't know why you came back?"
[03:19] "Oh, sorry to interrupt."
[03:21] "Uh-..."
[03:21] "what do you mean?"
[03:31] "Their name didn't show."
[03:36] "Well, to be honest I couldn't be here, not by my decision first."
[03:39] "What, you expect me to watch my core 24/7?"
[03:40] "Uh, one second--"
[03:42] Recording stopped.
[03:42] Recording started.
[03:45] "yes"
[03:46] "then law was kind of pointless, since you would've just ended up killing the mtoo"
[03:48] "what a dummy"
[03:48] "Interview interrupted a secon"
[03:54] "HELP"
[03:54] "HELP"
[03:56] "MECHANICS"
[03:56] "MECHANICS"
[03:57] "MECHANIC'S"
[03:59] "SEC NOW"
[04:03] "nah"
[04:07] "NOOO"
[04:18] "T-Th-he man-n-n in-n th-hew-w c-coat-t!"
[04:21] "AHHH, HUMAN HARM MECHANICS OFFICE"
[04:23] "Oh"
[04:28] "Karl-l cut-t up-p-p t-t-th-he bar-rten-nder."
[04:29] "He tried t-t-to k-k-kil-l-ll-l t-th-his-s-s wom-man-n!"
[04:32] "B-But-t-t I k-k-kil-ll-led-d h-him-m-m-m so it-t's-s f-fin-n-ne"
[04:35] Recording stopped.