"rainbro * Pseudocracy*"
By unwantedmlp (https://pastebin.com/u/unwantedmlp)

URL: https://pastebin.com/1fjCHWeu
Created on: Saturday 23rd of February 2013 11:11:21 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 14 of November 2020 06:13:47 AM UTC


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This was glorious and must be saved for future generations
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>Day same as usual in Equestria
>You're walking down the street, looking for your Rainbro
>Ah, Rainbro...she was so awesome, so fun, such a bro, ya know, bro?
>Suddenly, a multicolored streak zooms in and grabs your leg
"Hey, Rainbro! Whoa, what are you doing, dude?"
>Your Rainbro is glaring at you, and she seems to be humping your leg
>Violently, you might add
>"Oh, I don't know, BRO! Just hanging out, BRO! Not like I'm trying to tell you anything, BRO! I DEFINITELY don't want you to fuck me over and over again, BRO!!"
"Ha ha! Oh, Rainbro, you so crazy"
>She sighs and resumes her humping
>"Why do I like you so much?"
>Today was a typical day