"Anon Wake"
By smokegrenade (https://pastebin.com/u/smokegrenade)

URL: https://pastebin.com/BL44tkyN
Created on: Sunday 18th of March 2012 08:02:34 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Monday 26 of October 2020 04:53:37 AM UTC


>You sit at your type writer
>You can't think of anything
>This damn writers block has been plaguing you for what seems like forever
>You recently decided to write about your time on earth. If you're going to die here, you're going to leave your mark.
>Well, you kind of already did, since your the first human ever on Equestria, but you want to have a little part of you live on after you're gone
>But try as you might, you have nothing about humans to write about
>At least Rainbro Dash has been keeping you company while you try to write
>You decide to take a walk for a while and clear your head
>You leave the house
>Getting fresh air feels like just the thing you need
>You lay in a field, just taking in the experience
>You fall asleep
>You wake up hours later
>It's night

>You begin the walk back home
>It's almost unnaturally dark tonight
Fucking Luna
>It's Luna who handles these things, right?
>As you walk, you feel like someone is watching you
>You hope it's Fluttershy
>Or worse, Applejack
>You come up to the house
>Suddenly, you hear a scream
>It's Rainbro Dash
>You burst into your house, you gotta save your bro
>Darkness, EVERYWHERE
>Can't see a fucking thing
>Walk into ALL the walls
>Eventually pass out from bashing into things so multiple times
>You suck

>You wake up in the woods
>How did you get here?
>Is your bro ok?
>You get up, and start walking back
>Oh look, manuscript pages
"And then, the giant purple possessed dildo came out of the sky and rammed into Ano-
>Giant purple dildo out of nowhere
>Ponies everywhere
>The surround you
>They are very dark
>Almost...like shadows
>OMFGRUNYOULITTLEFOOL
>You grab the dildo, and start running through the woods
>You slam ponies with the dildo, but it does nothing!
>You see a light in the distance
>You run towards it
>You throw the dildo behind you, tripping the ponies
>You jump
>The light is a fire
>You fall right next to it
>The ponies stay away from the light
>You pull out a flaming piece of wood
>You run
>The ponies chase you, but stop when you move the flames near them
>Eventually, you decide to climb a tree
>You through the stick on the ground, and climb the tree
>You sleep in the tree tonight

>You wake up
>But it's not morning
>You wake up because you are being taken away by a shadow pegasus pony
>It flies you above the fire, and drops you
>You fall into the fire
>You're on fire
>youdon'tsay.jpg
>You run out of the fire, on fire, burning because you're on fire
>You grab one of the shadow ponies
>The darkness around it is destroyed
>It then burns alive with you
>So that's how you defeat them
>You pass out
>You've been passing out a lot haven't

>You wake up
>Naked
>Fluttershy is on your burned ass cock
GET OFF OF THAT, FLUTTERSHY! THAT'S NOT FOR YOU!
>You try to get up, but your body hurts to much
>Fluttershy gets off your cock
>"I'm sorry Anon, but I'm your number one fan"
Well that may be, but this is no time for cock sucking. I need to save Rainbro dash.
>"IT'S ALWAYS RAINBOW DASH WITH YOU! WHY DO YOU LIKE HER SO MUCH! WHY IS SHE YOUR MUSE, WHY AM I NOT YOUR MUSE!?!?!?!?"
Fluttershy, what the fuck?
>"oh...I'm sorry"
It's ok Fluttershy, but tell me, have you seen Rainbro Dash?
>"Not since that horrifying darkness filled your house"
You were at my house?
>Fluttershy runs away
>You're in your house

>You look at yourself in the mirror
>You're hideous
>You can't save Rainbro Dash looking like this
>But you can't fix your skin
>Maybe if you had some good clothes, that would make up for your skin
>You head to Carousel Boutique
>Rarity is waiting for you
>"Oh hello, darling. How is that book coming along?"
It's fine I suppose. Listen, can you get me some new clothes, I need to look good.
>"But you already look wonderful, dear."
My skin is burned to hell
>"Um...yeah...that is terrible...that's disgusting...not a turn on at all."
>She leaves the room
>An hour later she comes back
>It's a thong
>It will have to do
>Take off everything
>Put on thong
>It's wonderful
>You cry
>You leave
>"Wait! Don't you want to see what it looks like in the bedroom?"
NO


To be continued