"star wars 7 sucks!"
By robblu (https://pastebin.com/u/robblu)

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Created on: Saturday 26th of December 2015 10:49:32 PM CDT
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1) Rey...is overpowered....way overpowered. Why? because feminism! 
2) Rey beats up two random men on Jakku
3) Rey beats up Fin
4) Rey DESTROYS Kylo Ren...despite Kylo Ren having extensive training in the dark side of the force...and Rey having absolutely NO force or Saber training at all what-so-ever
5) Rey knows more than Han Solo about his own Millennium Falcon...In fact...despite coming from a impoverished Planet with no signs of welfare or formal education...she's practically an engineer with extensive knowledge in electrotechnology. 
6) Rey overpowers Kylo Ren in the force on TWO occasions. Despite again having no knowledge in how to manipulate midichlorians.
7) Rey doesnt need Fin to hold her hand. she's an independent, strong woman.
8) The blew up the Death star...AGAIN. Apparently an oscillator port this time...pretty much the same as an exhaust port.
9) The Planet tears apart right in between Rey and Kylo...sparing Kylo (who was pathetically crawling in fear, bloodied and crying in defeat like the pathetic male he is)...otu of the WHOLE entire Planet/ death star...it splits within the 3 feet of distance between Kylo and Rey. What are the freaking odds of such an anomaly? at that specific place at that specific time?
10) Same old boring ''hide the secret information in a droid and the droid gets found by the protagonist'' bullshit that we have already seen before.
11) Leia is a terrible actress now...no effort at all. didn't want to be there. Never became a Jedi for some reason.
12) Luke Skywalker...in the movie for 20 seconds right at the end.
13) If you thought this star wars was a clone of ''A new hope''....the sequal to this one (episode 8) looks like it is going to be a repetition of episode 5 (empire strikes back). Rey holding the light saber up at the end and Luke looking fiercely at her signals that he is going to TRAIN her in the ways of the force. The next one will be another boring remake. 
14) Han solo's death was predictable.
15) Fin and Rey's love is pushed a little too hard a little too early.
16) Fin (black Stormtrooper) apparently has a real problem gunning down a village at the beginning. But then proceeds to gun down his Stormtrooper former comrades throughout the rest of the movie with no remorse...? 
17) 99% of the deaths seen are of males. 
18) All the white men in this movie are bad guys. apart from Luke Skywalker who's in it for 20 seconds. and No Han Solo isnt really white...he's J*wish.
19) The Stormtrooper speech and the the Stormtrooper Nazi-like salute...was obvious propaganda. The director is J*wish, so what dis we really expect  i guess.
20) No men are in charge in this movie. Stupid MALE shitlords.  Carrie Fischer is the General of the resistance, Gwendoline Christie is the Commander of the storm troopers and Daisy ridley assumed command of everything pretty much. Male Cucks can only lead their heads into their own asses apparently.