"female thoughts"
By robblu (https://pastebin.com/u/robblu)

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Created on: Tuesday 7th of June 2016 09:03:04 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 03:35:16 AM UTC


I know you get this, but I think it's about coming to realize that what men mean when we say "reality" is one thing and what women mean is irrelevant.
Just some for instances on what a woman calls reality and the actual reality of it:
1) I'm a big executive in charge of a bunch of other people. (Thinks animals are people too; has several cats. Co-workers despise her and mock her behind her back).
2) I invented something. (I played pretend all day and talked for-eeever, now give me candy because my head aches).
3) That guy is undressing me with his eyes, making me uncomfortable. (That man is uncomfortable/bored and trying to determine how one manages to get a bag of marshmallows into a thimble since you take up his entire view no matter where he looks; real-world problem solving with engineering!).
4) The world is oppressing me because I'm a woman. (The world gives fuck-all about you, it is not your mother despite popular myth and fantasy, and it eagerly anticipates your being six feet inside of it).
5) I deserve it all and I don't need a man. (Men should give me everything I want and if they don't then they are oppressing me and other men should make them comply and if they don't I'll have a tantrum).