"TheRealRt > Help yourselves to anything in the fridge GURO" By robblu (https://pastebin.com/u/robblu) URL: https://pastebin.com/8hCAnwv9 Created on: Tuesday 30th of October 2018 07:58:00 PM CDT Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 03:11:03 AM UTC TheRealRt > Help yourselves to anything in the fridge... Expand Emily Bher had planned on hanging out with her friends this afternoon, but she was unexpectedly called in to fill the role of one of her teammates on her soccer team who had unexpectedly became her family's dinner after her parents found out about her bad grades. Of course, Emily was ready to fill the role, but her friends were already on the way to her house when she found out. She called them up and told them to help themselves to anything in the fridge... "ugh, I can't believe she bailed on us like that" "I know right, I'm not sure I'm buying the whole soccer thing" "yeah, same, we need to make sure she doesn't pull something like this again on us" The three friends, Amanda, Jenifer, and Kristina were most certainly annoyed at Emily as they pulled into the drive of her house. "She did say we could help ourselves to anything in her fridge though so at least we have some compensation. I'm famished, so it might be empty when I'm finished with it," Amanda noted this and the other girls silently agreed. The girls knocked on the door and waited, expecting Emily's mom to come. No response. Amanda tried the handle and found the door unlocked. "C'mon girls, I'm sure she won't mind if we let ourselves in." The girls stepped in and started walking towards the kitchen. As they rounded the corner they saw the fridge open and Mrs. Bher bent over looking deep inside poising her large butt in the air for the girls to see. "She did say anything in the fridge, right?" Amanda asked the girls who all knew exactly what Amanda was thinking. Amanda didn't like unwilling meat, so she formulated a plan as she slowly walked up to Mrs.B and then grabbed her large ass with one hand. "Oh my!" Mrs.B immediately recoiled and stood up from the fridge. "Oh, Amanda, hello, what was that for?" She looked to the side and saw the other girls standing there and waved. "Emily was unexpectedly called to a soccer game and said we could help ourselves to anything in the fridge, and well... you were in the fridge so...could we cook you for dinner?" Amanda didn't want to seem too demanding of Mrs.B but she wanted her roasting as soon as possible. "Oh, Amanda, I'm not sure that's what Emily really meant when she..." Mrs.B was cut off by Kristina. "C'mon Mrs.B, you can't tease us with that big juicy looking ass of yours and then not cook for us." The other girls nodded and agreed with this sentiment. Mrs.B blushed at the idea. She would love to roast, have her body be cooked into to meat for her daughter's friends to eat. But wasn't sure how her daughter would feel. "Girls, girls, I would love to roast, honestly, but I just can't because..." Mrs.B was cut off again by Amanda shoving an apple in her mouth. "Ok, I have a compromise, let us prepare you just so you get a feel and then when we're done you can decide whether or not you want to roast." Amanda's suggestion was enticing and Mrs.B nodded her head yes as she couldn't say anything with the apple stuck in her mouth. "Great! C'mon girls, get the clothing off this cute piggy!" The girls wasted no time stripping Mrs.B. Amanda started with her top taking off her shirt to reveal the pig's two perfect breasts. Amanda's mouth watered just looking at them. Kristina immediately went for the pants wanting to get her ass out of its cage. She unzipped the jeans and began to peel them off letting the fabric roll down the meat's butt and thighs. Kristina gave her ass a good squeeze and determined it would melt in her mouth when she finished cooking. She then unrolled the panties revealing a firm, succulent, and wet pussy. Kristina didn't want the meat to drip everywhere so she was sure to lick its pussy clean which the meat of course enjoyed. As Kristina and Amanda stripped the meat, Jenifer prepared the prep station. She cleared enough room for the large pig and then got out the spices and oils needed to flavor it. By the time she had done this the meat was free of any pesky clothing and it was time to bind her up. The three girls all grabbed a part of the pig and lifted it up onto the prep station. Mrs.B didn't put up any resistance as the girls trussed her up like a turkey. Amanda was sure to tie her up extra tight. While it was true she didn't like unwilling meat, she also knew that all meat accepts its fate eventually, even if it has to be pushed a little bit. The girls then began to season their friend's mother, being sure to spread the oil into every crevasse to make sure the meat didn't burn. Spices were added and rubbed in next infusing a great flavor into the pig. "Doesn't she look perfect!" Amanda exclaimed, proud of her and her friends' work. "Yeah, let's get her in the oven now!" Kristina couldn't wait to sink her teeth into Mrs.B's ass. "Wait now girls, Mrs.B, do you want to go in the oven or should we undo this?" Amanda didn't want to ask this, and to be honest she would roast her no matter what she said, but she said before that she'd ask her. The apple in her mouth stopped the pig from responding verbally, but a small head movement the look of pure ecstasy on her face promped the girls to continue. "Fantastic! Let's load her in, we want her to be done before Emily is back that way she doesn't protest and try to stop this." The girls loaded Mrs.B into a pan and then slid it into the preheated oven with her ass facing the door. "A few last touches," Amanda says as she slides a large carrot into the pig's pussy, and a meat thermometer in its ass. "All done, can't wait till your done Mrs.B, we'll save some for Emily." As Amanda closed the oven door the other girls waved in good gesture as their friend's mom had been so generous to them. The heat enveloped the pig and would cook the meat over the next few hours. "Phew, all this work has made me hot," Kristina said, taking off her clothes to try and cool down, "Does anyone want to watch some TV with me?" the other girls agreed on both accounts, striping themselves before plopping down on Emily's couch to watch TV as they waited for dinner to be done. Emily managed to win her soccer game! She was so excited, she couldn't wait to tell her mom. She was also famished, she wondered what her mother cooked as she walked in the front door and smelled a delicious meal waiting for her. She hoped her friends helped, would be a shame if they were just lazing around the whole time as her mom did all the hard work.