"Cooked and Eaten at Mama Johnson's by Uncle Tom"
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I hereby certify that all girls who are cooked and eaten in this story are, 
or were, at least 18 years of age.


Cooked and Eaten at Mama Johnson's
by Uncle Tom

I learned about Mama Johnson's School for Young Ladies by accident. A friend 
who had had a crush on a girl softball star named Joetta Beltzer before he 
went into the Navy came home on leave to ask me what had become of her. I 
checked with some of her former friends and learned that she had enrolled at 
this school called Mama (Somebody's) and had not been heard of since.
I could find no mention of a school with anything like that name in local 
phone directories and finally contacted the State Department of Education, 
which had a record of Mama Johnson's School being accredited, and furnished 
an address. I wrote to that address but received a form letter back saying 
that no student named Beltzer was enrolled.
I was determined enough to find the elusive Joetta that the next time my 
travels took me in the vicinity of the school I went to its main office and 
pursued my inquiry. A bright eyed young woman in the office did some 
research and came back to tell me, 'Oh, she got in a fight last year and 
drew a cook-and-eat punishment card, so they roasted her for Sunday dinner.'
I asked what the heck was a cook-and-eat punishment card, and an older 
woman, overhearing, came up and said, 'I'm sorry, but we cannot give you any 
further information,' and led the bright eyed girl away, scolding her 
severely just out of my hearing.
Now I was really intrigued. I had the bright eyed girl's name, Letitia 
Wholesome, from her ID badge, found only one Wholesome in the phone book, 
called the number and reached Letitia.
I began by apologizing profusely for having gotten her into trouble that 
afternoon and said I would like to call on her to make it up to her. 
Letitia, who was apparently not too bright, said she guessed it was all 
right for me to take her out to dinner as long as we got her home by 11 
o'clock and I didn't try to seduce her. Her parents, she said, were very 
strict about not letting men try to seduce her.
I promised to behave myself and we went to an Italian restaurant with a 
romantic ambience and great food, where we had several glasses of a wine 
that was sweet enough to appeal to a non-wine drinker but also potent. After 
three glasses Letitia was ready to tell me all about Mama Johnson's School.
She told me enough that evening (before her 11 o'clock curfew, and after 
some good night kisses that led her to remark that she wished her parents 
didn't have this thing about her being seduced) to make me determined to 
find out more about Mama Johnson's (as well as more about Letitia, such as 
the color and texture of her public hair).
It took two more dinner dates and the use of several potent rum balls to get 
Letitia to bring me the complete record of Mama Johnson's punishment rules 
but she did finally entrust these to me along with a promise never to tell 
anyone what she had done, as, 'They will kill me if they ever find out.'
(As to the color of her public hair, that's an entirely different story 
which we don't need to go into here.)
At any rate I am now prepared to tell the fascinating story of Mama 
Johnson's School for Young Ladies, and I hope you find the story worth all 
the trouble I went to to get it.

Mama Johnson's REMARKABLE SCHOOL

To begin at the beginning, 'Mama' Johnson who founded the school was far 
from a motherly, caring woman. Sarah Elizabeth Johnson was a hard fisted, 
hard eyed real estate wheeler-dealer who married a small town banker, Harush 
Johnson, who held mortgages on half the property in the county but was too 
kind hearted to foreclose on it when the mortgagers could not meet their 
payments.
When Harush died Sarah took over his holdings and showed none of his mercy. 
She promptly foreclosed on every delinquent account so she soon owned half 
the property in the county, including a handsome estate with a large mansion 
and many guest houses, whose owner had drunk away the family fortune and had 
subsisted on loans from the amiable Harush, which Sarah had no qualms about 
calling in.
Although well off in worldly goods, Sarah had one problem. She and Harush 
had had three daughthers and he had spoiled them to where they became 
unmanageable. After Harush died Sarah found herself unable to control the 
daughters -- Sally, 16; Katie, 14, and Melanie, 12.
She looked in vain for a school that could handle incorrigible girls. When 
she complained to a friend that there seemed to be no such a school, the 
friend said, 'Then why don't you start one?'
Hence the Johnson School for Young Ladies, which Sarah called Mama Johnson's 
to make it sound like a caring, motherly school. She based it at the 
handsome estate, which she enlarged as needed. She employed the best 
teachers available, at salaries the neighboring schools could not match, and 
advertised for students.
Her ads made it clear that this was a place where parents could send girls 
that they were unable or unwilling to deal with, and she had responses from 
all over the country, so the school opened for business with 250 girls, ages 
12 to 22. (For the older girls she installed classes on the junior college 
level and had no trouble recruiting teachers.)
An early question to be dealt with was the kind of discipline to be 
maintained, and Sarah made it clear that she wanted VERY strict rules to be 
followed. Parents enrolling girls had to sign forms that agreed to permit 
the school to use whaever discipline was felt necessary.
One feature of this agreement was that the school could even employ, if 
necessary, capital punishment. Sarah made this legal by getting several 
state legislators who owed her money to slip through the legislature an 
amendment to an otherwise innocuous bill saying that the Mama Johnson School 
for Young Ladies was entitled to use whatever punishment its administrators 
felt necessary, including that employed by the state for capital crimes.
Parents who balked at this agreement were told they could take their 
trouble-making daughters elsewhere, and after thinking it over, almost all 
of them signed the agreement.
So the Mama Johnson School for Young Laies became known as a place not to 
mess around in. Just to make sure that the capital punishment was seen as no 
idle threat, Sarah made sure that the first time her daughter Sally, by this 
time 18, was called in for breaking a rule she would be made an example of. 
So Sally, as a result of having hit a teacher with a spit ball, was publicly 
hanged from a gallows erected for the purpose and kept standing afterward as 
a reminder. (Sally was left hanging for three days, before she became a 
public nuissance.)
Sarah then decided she needed a formula for discipline that would take it 
out of the subjective realm, so school officials would not have to debate 
what punishment to give, to whom and for what offense. She created the deck 
of punishment cards. This was a deck of cards very much like an ordinary 
deck of 52 playing cards, except that instead of spades, hearts, clubs and 
diamonds each card had a punishment.
An offending girl would draw a card and then be subjected to whatever 
punishment was on the card. The punishments ranged from simple, easy 
spankings through harder spankings, then floggings and finally to two death 
sentences -- choice-of-execution, I.e. hanging or beheading, and cooking-and 
eating.
The cooking-and-eating card was the result of a discussion among Sarah, the 
teachers, two student leaders and daughters Katie and Melanie. It was Katie, 
who had gotten into a woman eating page on the Internet, who suggested it, 
the two student leaders supported it enthusastically and three teachers who 
had also gotten hooked on WE on the Internet equally endorsed the idea.
After that it was decided that whoever drew the cooking-and-eating card 
would have the choice of how she would be cooked -- barbecued, baked or 
boiled. And it was early decided that the cooked girl would be served up in 
the school cafeteria.
Purely by chance, after the punishment card sysem was adopted
four different girls drew cooked-and-eaten cards in the first four weeks. As 
a result the girls at the school developed a taste for cooked girl flesh
and whenever a girl was made to draw a punishment card there would be strong 
rooting for her to draw cooked-and-eaten.
Then when the luck of the draw turned against girls being cooked and eaten, 
girls at the school, impatient for cooked girl flesh, advocated that girls 
who were hanged, beheaded or otherwise executed should also be served in the 
cafeteria, this struck school officials, including Sarah, as a sensible idea 
and so the girls did get a slightly higher percentage of girl meat in their 
diets.
That, then, is the basic story of Mama Johnson's School for Young Ladies. 
Reading over the records that Letitia made available to me revealed much 
about how the punishment system had worked over the 20 years the school had 
been operating.
Statistically, in that span 1,215 girls had drawn punishment cards,
which averages out to a shade more than 60 a year. That may not seem high in 
a student body of 250, but it shows that the girls, incorrigible as they may 
have been at home, did learn to fear Mama's VERY strict discipline rules.
Of those 1,215 girls, 120 had drawn death sentences -- 42 hanged, 36 
beheaded, 2 other execution (both elected to be shot) and 40 cooked-and 
eaten. Of course the girls who were hanged, beheaded or shot also ended up 
in the cafeteria kitchen to be served for dinner.
And other than the dry statistics there were numerous litle human interest 
stories in the records.
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One fascinating item in the school annals concerned a whole class of 15 
girls who collectively revolted against their teacher, claiming she gave too 
much and too difficult homework.
All 15 girls were sentenced to draw punishment cards, individually. The 
whole school gathered to watch the drawing of the cards, everyone hoping for 
at least one cook-and-eat, or a hanging or beheading.
They were disappointed. The first girl, Mazie Jones, drew a ten-stroke 
flogging, which was pretty entertaining, but all the rest drew nothing but 
spankings, from10 to 45 swats.
When the final card was drawn, bringing nothing but a ten-swat spanking, one 
disappointed spectator, Karol Landsingr, stood up and loudly shouted 'Oh 
SHIT!' This was a violation of the school's rule against profanity or 
obscenity and Karol was promptly ordered to draw a card.
And Karol drew that cook-and-eat card she had been hoping all afternon to 
see. Gutted, stuffed, roasted and spicily seasoned, she became a delicious 
supper, which the girls enjoyed heartily, after the fun of watching Mazie 
Jones get her flogging.
# # # #

Another unusual case was that of identical twin sisters Jerry and Sherry 
Benoit. One of them was seen by several witnesses stealing a candy bar out 
of the student store. But none of the witnesses could tell which twin it 
was, and when confronted, each girl blamed the other for the theft.
It was determined that each twin should draw a punishment card. Jerry, who 
in actuality was the culprit, drew a 40-swat spanking while her innocent 
sister, Sherry, unfortunately drew cook-and-eat. Sherry pleaded with her 
sister to tell the truth and save her but Jerry steadfastly maintained her 
innocense and Sherry ended up on the dinner table, roasted to a golden 
brown.
When a friend who suspected that Jerry was the real thief asked her if she 
didn't feel guilty having her sister cooked in her place Jerry simply said, 
'Better her than me. When we were kids she used to get me in all kinds of 
hot water pretending to be me.
'This makes up for those times,' she added, taking another bite of her 
sister's thigh and murmuring, 'Mmmm, yummy.'
As an ironic aftermath, a couple of weeks later a schoolmate stole a wallet 
from a teacher's desk and after removing the $27 it contained, placed the 
wallet in Jerry's back pack. When it was discovered there Jerry, despite her 
pleadings of innocense, was compelled to draw a punishment card, got 
'Beheaded,' and was hauled off to the guillotine still pleading and weeping.
Seeing Jerry served up in a stew that night, the guilty student was overcome 
with remorse and confessed her guilt. She drew a punishment card and got off 
with a 25-swat spanking.
# # # #

While most students at Mama's school were put there by parents who wanted to 
get them off their hands and out of their hair, there were some exceptions.
One of these was Susie Sweetbody, a sweet, well mannered girl whose parents 
were missionaries. They were assigned to a remote and reportedly dangerous 
corner of the South Pacific and rather than take Susie with them they 
enrolled her in Mama's school, thinking it would keep her safe from evil 
influences in the outside world.
It did, indeed, keep her safe from the outside world, but not from evil 
influences inside the school. Girls who learned of Susie's naive innocense 
about sex could not resist introducing her to some of the pleasures of two 
girl sex, to the extent that Susie became hooked on it. This led to her and 
another girl, Marya Kornflour, engaging in a 69 in a school rest room.
The school was lenient about what girls did in their dorm rooms, but sex in 
a public place like the rest room was forbidden. Marya and Susie drew cards, 
Marya got a five stroke flogging and Susie drew cook-and-eat.
She chose to be barbecued and as she was being hoisted onto the grill she 
tearfully expressed the hope that her parents would not learn of her shame 
and disgrace.
She needn't have worried. By a weird, amazing coincidence, at the same 
moment Susie was twitching on the barbecue grill, trying to be brave but 
moaning softly, her mother was roasting over a fire near the mission in the 
South Pacific, where she had been guilty of stealing an idol from a native 
shrine. And Susie's father, given his choice of which of her edible parts to 
eat, choked to death on her vagina.
# # # #

But back to Mama Johnson's School --It is obvious that there is some 
unfairness in Mama's discipline system, some girls being overly punished and 
some getting off too lightly, but school officials feel that in the long run 
it averages out pretty fairly. And the school has never lacked for 
applicants. Each year there is a waiting list of parents who want to get 
troublesome daughters out of their hair and hope eagerly that some girl will 
get herself served up in the cafeteria, leaving an opening for their little 
darling.
In almost every case where a girl had been eaten her parents accepted the 
school's decision. After all, had the girls not been entered in Mama 
Johnson's school, they would probably have ended up in girl gangs, dealing 
in drugs or liquor, prostitution and other anti-social activities. And there 
was also the consolation that in becoming part of the cafeteria menu, the 
girls had added good, wholesome nutrition to the other girls' diets, so 
their lives were not wasted.
If some parents still were not satisfied, the school gave them back the 
girl's enrollment fee, a fairly hefty sum which ended all complaints.
So I did not feel that my search for whatever happened to Joetta Beltzer had 
been a waste of time. I got great enjoyment out of it. And no, I am not 
going to tell how you can enroll YOUR daughter with Mama Johnson. You'll 
just have to deal with her yourself.
And about Letitia Wholesome. She had said if the school found out about her 
lending me the punishment records they would kill her. Well, they did find 
out. And she was right.
About her pubic hair: It got trimmed off when they were preparing Letitia to 
be roasted for the school's Thanksgiving dinner and the cook gave it to me 
for a souvenir.
I still treasure it for the memories it brings.