"Clover the Happy Piggy"
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Created on: Saturday 31st of December 2016 09:40:17 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 03:24:06 AM UTC


Clover the Happy Piggy

Clover lived a very happy life as a piggy on a farm. At the start of every day the farmer would come into the barn and turn on the lights, waking her and the other piggies up. If the weather was good, after they ate they would be let out into the fields to play. There were rocks to climb on, a pond to swim in and lots of space to run around in, and all the piggies had fun. From time to time a farmhand would grab a piggy to have sex with, and that was fun too. 

If the weather was not so good, they would stay inside the barn. One of the walls of the barn had a big screen that showed a special channel for piggies and usually they would watch that, or have sex with each other, or sometimes just listen to the rain on the roof. Inside days were not so much fun as outside days, but they were restful and that was good.

Clover liked watching the shows for piggies. Most of them were very similar. A woman would come to a farm to buy a piggy. The women on the shows were always very good looking, better looking than most of the farmhands. She would either buy the prettiest piggy there, or the two prettiest if she couldn't choose. She would take it, or them, to her home and there would be a lot of long scenes of the woman playing and having sex with the piggy or piggies. 

After that something usually went wrong. If there was just one piggy some coincidence would make it look like she had done something wrong, or she would be stolen and her owner would think she had run away. If there were two piggies, one would actually do something wrong and it would be blamed on the other. Then there would be long scenes of the innocent piggy being scolded or excluded. Clover found this very scary.

In the end it would all work out. The naughty piggy, if there was one, would be taken away and minced up, while the innocent piggy would be returned to the fold in time to be roasted alive for the woman's birthday or some other celebration. Clover enjoyed the happy endings, but hoped she could get the roasting without having to go through being scolded or excluded.

Once there was a show that was different. There was only one piggy, but instead of being innocent she was actually guilty of what she was suspected of, and Clover had sat through the horrible mincing scene with no nice roasting for a happy ending. She and a lot of the other piggies on the farm were very upset. Most of the shows repeated pretty often, but she'd never seen that one again, and was very happy about it.

One day the farmer didn't let them outside right after feeding. Instead she told the piggies that some women would be coming to buy them, and they would be there soon. The piggies were very excited by this and did not miss the hour or so of outside time at all. Clover was particularly excited. The women in the shows always picked the prettiest piggy, and she was confident she was the prettiest one there. She looked the most like the piggies on the shows, and the farmhands grabbed her more often than the other piggies when they wanted sex.

One of them farmhands come into the barn to tell the piggies the women had arrived to give them a few minutes to get ready. Clover had done a lot of thinking about how she wanted to display herself when a woman came to buy, and had decided on kneeling with her rack thrust out. She had a very nice rump that the farmhands liked to squeeze and slap, but a lot of the piggies had nice rumps. Not so many had racks as large and firm as hers, so she decided to focus on that.

The first woman to come in looked like a lot of the women in the shows. She was tall, blonde and busty. Clover thought that her long arms looked wonderful for cuddling. She hoped the woman liked to cuddle. 

The second woman looked nothing like the woman on the shows at all. Clover was not even sure she was a woman at first, but she wore clothes, had hair and the farmer and other woman treated her like one, so Clover decided she must be one. She didn't look like a piggy either, anyway.

The farm showed the two women around the pens. Clover watched as other piggies posed, presented and wiggled to attract their attention. When they got to her pen, she kneeled and thrust out her rack, just as she'd practised. The two women spent a while talking to each other. Clover learned that the blonde woman was named Sarah and the odd-looking woman was named Jin. From the way they talked to each other she guessed that they were married. Most of the women in the shows were not married. Clover preferred it that way. When the shows had two women with each other there was less time showing them with the piggies.

The women decided that Jin would choose first. She immediately pointed at Clover. A farmhand stepped into the pen, picked her up and put her over her shoulder. Clover was not unhappy about this. She would have preferred to be picked by Sarah, but that was okay. Married women shared their things, right?

Sarah took a lot longer to choose her piggy. She spent a lot of time examining them, occasionally climbing into the pens to stroke them or look at them more closely. Eventually she selected a piggy named Buttercup. Clover was surprised by this, as she had thought there were a lot of other piggies tastier looking than Buttercup. Buttercup was paler and skinner than any of the piggies on the shows.

The farmer said to Sarah and Jin that it would take a little while to get the piggies ready and they said they would walk around the grounds. Clover and Buttercup were taken to the place where sick piggies went. They had never been there before and were worried. Most piggies sick enough to go there were put down and minced. They were told to bend over a bar that was slightly higher than their waits. When they were bent over something sharp jabbed them in the rumps, and everything went black.

When they woke up they were being unwrapped by Sarah and Jin. The room had a screen on one wall and a pile of blankets for nests in a corner. It was much smaller than the barn, but the floor was covered in thick, fluffy carpet. Clover and Buttercup had never seen carpet before and once they were unwrapped and untied they spent a long time rolling around on it, enjoying the feel of it against their skin. Sarah and Jin smiled and laughed as they watched them. 

There was also a window. It was a bit high, being sized for women and not piggies, but Clover spent a long time looking out. It was dark like night time, but there were lights everywhere, and rows of houses instead of fields and hills. Clover had only seen that in shows.

After a while Sarah and Jin led the piggies out of the little room. Clover, who had only ever lived in a barn, found their house very complicated. She had no idea what to make of the room they arrived in, which to her eyes was filled with strange things. Sarah and Jin were quite at home in their living room/kitchen, and Jin led the piggies to the lounge while Sarah started dinner. 

Overwhelmed by all the new things, Clover was very happy to be cuddled in this strange but soft piece of furniture and Buttercup appeared to feel the same way. They laid back contentedly as Jin stroked their racks and rumps and fillets.

When dinner was almost ready Jin put some piggy food into bowls for Clover and Buttercup. They happily tucked in to the familiar, fruity gel. Afterward they went to look at what the women were eating. They only women's food they had seen was what was served with roasted piggy on the shows. It smelled odd to them and they shook their heads when they were offered titbits. 

After dinner the women took the piggies back to the lounge, where they watched TV. Clover tried to watch for a while, but found it boring. There were very few piggies and, like the home and food, seemed very complicated. Clover was glad she wasn't a woman. Being a piggy was much simpler.

Instead of watching the TV, Clover and Buttercup got off the lounge and started having sex. Buttercup came from a different pen, so Clover had not had sex wit her before. She was extremely enthusiastic, but a bit rough which Clover thought was odd for a piggy. 

They didn't notice the TV being turned off, so it came as a surprise when the women separated them. Jin lowered herself onto Clover while Sarah took Buttercup. Clover had never seen a woman naked before. The farmhands had only ever lowered their shorts enough to get her head between their legs. She was somewhat interested to find they were mostly similar to piggies, except taller, slimmer and paler. 

When they were done, the women took the piggies back to their room. Clover enjoyed being carried over Jin's shoulder, especially because Jin kept her in place with two fingers in her rump. They were put down on the pile of blankets and nestled down. The women kissed them goodnight and left.

Clover and Buttercup quickly settled into a routine in their new home. Most days, Sarah and Jin would fetch them out of their room in the morning and play with them while they went through their morning routine, then put them back in the room before they left and left them out again in the evening when they came back. Clover enjoyed these days. The screen in their room showed shows for piggies and she had gotten used to Buttercup's slight roughness when they had sex.

Other days, Sarah and Jin stayed home all day and played with the piggies. Sometimes they invited other women over. Clover liked it when that happened because they always exclaimed over how juicy she looked. Other times they went to other women's houses, and brought the piggies along. Sometimes the other women had piggies of their own. Once, Clover even met a piggy from the same pen as her. They had a lovely time catching up before the other piggy was put on the barbeque. 

Clover had hoped that would spur Sarah and Jin to start making plans to cook her and Buttercup. Nothing seemed to happen, though. Instead, the next big change happened when the door to their room was left unlocked.

Usually, the door was locked when Jin and Sarah left for the day. Clover had noticed Buttercup's odd habit of trying the door handle when they left, and for a while had worried about it, but as it never did anything she eventually relaxed. Then one day instead of the lock just clicking, the door swung open.

Clover had looked at it in horror. What if Sarah and Jin came home and thought they had been trying to escape? They'd be minced for sure! Buttercup, meanwhile, scurried out immediately. Clover never thought of trying to follow her. She was a good piggy and moving from where she'd been put didn't occur to her. Instead she went back to the blankets, feeling sick.

Buttercup came back before the women did. Sarah and Jin found them still in the room, with the door wide open. Both piggies were praised for staying where they were when the door was open, which made Clover feel sick even though she wasn't the one who'd left. From then on, the women just locked the outer doors and gave the piggies the run of the house.

Clover was angry at Buttercup, and for several days rejected her attempts to initiate sex. Eventually she ended up more horny than angry and things went back to normal. Clover took a walk around the house the first time they were let out, but didn't  find it interesting and spent most of her time in her room, watching the shows. Buttercup, on the other hand, spent most of her time looking around the house. Clover didn't know what she was looking for and didn't want to know. Buttercup showed her anyway.

Clover was watching a favourite show of hers when it happened. Buttercup went into the room, where she barely went except at night, and started tugging on her arm, clearly wanting to show her something. Clover wanted to keep watching, but Buttercup was insistent and eventually Clover gave in. Buttercup took her to the laundry, and showed her a hole in the wall that led to the outside, big enough for a piggy to crawl through. 

Clover's tiny mind raced. They had to show this to Sarah and Jin. Stay away from it, then show them as soon as they got home, so they wouldn't think they were trying to escape. Buttercup was waving her towards the hole, like she wanted Clover to do something. Did she want her to put the grill over the hole, Clover wondered? She was closer to the grill than Clover was, though. Then Buttercup sighed and crawled into the hole. Clover was too stunned to react until she was too far gone to reach.

Clover looked through the hole. Buttercup waved at her to follow. Clover waved for her to come back. After a little while Buttercup left. Clover ran back to the pile of blankets and spent the rest of the day crying. When she heard a car coming in, she raced to the door. It was Jin, and Clover wasted no time in showing her to the hole. Jin worked out what had happened very quickly and called Sarah. Then she took Clover up to the lounge and spent a while comforting the distraught piggy. Sarah joined them when she got home.

They didn't blame Clover for not stopping Buttercup, though she still felt guilty. She also worried about Buttercup herself. Even though she was a naughty piggy, it must be scary out there on her own. It came as something of a relief when several kilos of minced piggy was delivered to the house, but Clover cried anyway. 

Sarah and Jin invited their friends over and barbequed some Buttercup patties for burgers. All the women said something sympathetic to Sarah about losing Buttercup, and praised Clover's obedience and loyalty. Clover started cheering up. Things got even better when Jin mentioned that it was Sarah's birthday next month, and they were planning on having a special meal. Clover couldn't disguise her joy.

She found life as the only piggy pleasant. There were lots more attention and cuddles for her. After a while the women even moved her blankets into their bedroom, which gave her a lot more opportunities for sex and to just watch them dress and undress. Clover had never worn clothes and found them fascinating. 

When the big day came, Clover was aquiver with anticipation. The house quickly filled with Sarah's friends and family. Clover was shown around to be admired by all the guests before being brought to the kitchen. Jin covered her with spiced oil and filled her up with herbs and breadcrumbs. Finally, a bottle of red wine was emptied into her fillet.

At first it was chilly inside the oven, but Clover found the wine warming. She'd never felt so full before. As the temperature rose she got gradually drowsier, passing out before it became uncomfortable and peacefully expiring as she started to cook.

When Jin brought Clover out to the table, the guests all congratulated her on a marvellous roast and Sarah on her excellent choice of a wife. The couple shared Clover's fillet and took a rump steak each. The guests tucked in to the rest of her, making short work of the rest of her rump, her rack and limps. 

By the end of the night there was barely anything left of Clover, not even enough for leftovers. They tossed the remains, though Jin briefly raised the idea of having her head mounted. By the next weekend they were already discussing buying their next piggy.