"Charity Chop"
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Charity Chop
« on: November 20, 2016, 06:40:26 am »
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My manager Geri met me in front of the Xanistan Embassy. She had a garment bag that contained my outfit for the charity event.
?Are you sure you want to do this?? she asked.
?This event has already raised 300 billion in ticket sales, pay per view fees, and ad review,? I said. ?With money like that, they can end cancer with 5 years. But if I back out now, all that money goes away. People are counting on me. Besides, do you have any other gigs for me??
?You would have to be nude...?
?And we've been over this. I won't be naked for anybody.?
?Kara, I could make some phone calls and I could get you hired as a secretary or something.?
?Thanks, but modeling is the only job I've ever had.?
?You're 28. You're lucky to have lasted this long. But this is your life we're talking about.?
?I've led the life I've wanted to live. And now there are people counting on me.?

We went inside the embassy. The handsome young Crown Prince of Xanistan and a bearded cleric met us at the door.
?Ms Kara, you are so much more beautiful in person.?
I blush to hear this from such a man. ?Thank you, Your Majesty.?
?Are you sure you want to go through with this?? the Prince asked.
People have been asking me that all month. ?Yes, Your Majesty.?
?Just remember, you can change your mind at any time, and walk out of here.?
?I understand.?
He got out a ring. ?Will you marry me, Kara??
?Yes.?
?I pronounce you husband and wife, Prince and Princess,? said the cleric. It's official.
I turned and embraced Geri, kissing her on the lips. She kisses me back passionately. She always had a thing for me.
?Kara Fleek, I hereby charge you with adultery,? the Prince formally proclaims. ?How do you plead??
?Guilty.?
?I hereby condemn you to death by beheading.?
?I accept the sentence, Your Majesty.?
Because of your candor, I issue a royal pardon to your friend. I hereby banish you both from this building. You are to return at 8pm for your execution.?

Since it was illegal for me to be beheaded on US soil, the charity organizers spent a year setting up that loophole. I couldn't chicken out now. I spent the final hours of my life and the final $5K in my bank account getting my hair, nails, and bikini zone done.
I return to the Embassy early. I ask the Crown Prince if he wants to consummate our brief marriage of convenience, and he accepts. He. Was. Huge.

It's 8pm and I'm in the auditorium of the Xanistan Embassy. I'm clad in a sequined thong bikini with a matching halter top.  My hair is put up in a tight bun to expose my neck. The entire crowd is staring at me, the new, doomed Crown Princess of Xanistan. A hooded man with a large sword awaits me at the end of the catwalk.

Clack, clack, clack. Each step I take with my stilleto sandals brings me closer to my death. I'm still very sore, so I take my time. But I have to get to the end of the stage before I lose my nerve.

At last I make it to my executioner. I kneel with a sigh of relief. He has me stretch out my neck at an angle to make it easy for him. I spread out my arms to show that I'm ready...

CHOP! The room goes spining and I fall to the stage. I land on top of my head and I can see my body. The sword had cut through the neck strap of my halter. The crowd and the cameras can all see my bare boobs...