"/a/non in Equestria"
By minion_of_Lulu (https://pastebin.com/u/minion_of_Lulu)

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Created on: Tuesday 1st of January 2013 12:48:46 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 04:06:03 AM UTC


>Be /a/non in magical pony land.
>Walk around watching ponies do kawaii stuff.
>See a yellow filly run around, then trip and tumble into some mud.
>Looks up at you with sad eyes.
Nigga that's Kawaii.
>Help her out.
>She thanks you and run off.
>You love it here.
>All the ponies are Kawaii...except one.
>"OH /a/NON ONII-CHAN!!"
>Fuck.
>The Yellow demon Pegasus of the rape dimension trots up to you.
>Her mane is in pigtails and is wearing a sailor fuku outfit.
>"/a/non Onii-chan! Come play with me."
>Your eyes twitch.
>She turns away and sways her flank at you.
>You see that her bunny panties are clearly soaked.
3DPD
>"I...I know you've been staring while I bathe, onii-chan! You naughty boy. What will our parents think."
>Your face turns into a scowl.
>"But...just for tonight I'll let you do what you want."
>You can feel your vein popping out of your head.
>She can clearly see this.
>"A-am I kawaii now?"
Nigga, that ain't Kawaii at all.
>Fluttershy growls before tackling you to the ground.
No..this is wrong!
>"No, it's beautiful love."
>She starts to like you all over.
Some kawaii pony, help me!
>Out from the sky comes a blue blur, knocking Fluttershy off.
DASH SENPAI!
>Rainbow Dash fights off the crazed rapist.
>Flutershy runs off scared.
>Take Rainbow back home and have kawaii sex.
Dash Senpai! I'm gonna...
>"You...you came inside me."
>Fluttershy saw the whole thing.
>NTR that bitch.
>You cuddle on your kawaii bed.
>Good end.
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>Day BELIEVE IT in Magical Pony Land.
>Having a boring day.
>Decide to head to Twilight to discuss and watch some animu.
>She's has some great tastes.
>And some...not so good, but you don't judge.
>At least she doesn't like.
>"b-b-believe it! *EEP*"
>Some paper ninja stars flop at your feet.
>You look down at them, then up in a tree.
>See Flutterweaboo wearing a bright orange jumpsuit and a headband with a metal plate attached.
>Has a horseshoe on it.
Fluttershy, what the hell is this?!?
>"I'm not Fluttershy. I'm..."
>She jumps down, landing in a ninja pose.
>"Naruchimarusasuketo. The most awesomeness ninja alive."
>This bitch tries to get in your pants using your interest in animu. But she had to pick the one you hate the most.
>She starts clopping her hooves together, trying to make hand signs.
>You facepalm.
>"PLOT no JUTSU!"
>She turns around and jumps at you.
>Her crotch doesn't have any covering.
>And it hits you straight in the face.
>"OOH!! I-I'm winning!"
>Fuck this. She wants to use shitty anime to fight...you'll oblige.
>The ground and air starts to shake violently.
>A random sword appears in your hand.
Ban...kai...
>Huge beam of light falls on both of you.
>Flutterbutt flies off of you from your ultra-omega power.
>"I'll get that dick /a/NON!!!"
>You stand and dust yourself off.
Now to Twili-
>Purple smart stands in front of you.
>Shakes her head.
>"Pleb..."
>You've been banned from her library for animu night.
>All because of Fucking Weabooshy.
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>Be Fluttershy.
>You have a sure fire way to get /a/non to notice you.
>He can't pass up, the schoolgirl look.
>You should know, since you looked through his special collection of picture books.
>Those fillies always know how to please a man.
>Take a look at yourself in the mirror.
>You look so kawaii desu-ne!
>Just hope you don't come off too weaboo for his tastes.
>Give your reflection the perfect smile like those girls.
"Paaaafecto!"
>Time to give it your all.
>/a/non will be yours at the end of the day.
>But first, you drink 3 glasses of water.
>Some reason, it calms your nerves.
"Ah...much better. Now to get that hot monkey dick.
>After packing a few necessary items, you make your way towards /a/non's house while flying at breakneck speeds just to see him.
>And by breakneck, you mean with your 2.5 wing power.
>The sun was high, the birds singing in the trees.
>It's a sign of good fortune.
>The trek didn't take long, and soon you find yourself outside his front door.
"Okay Fluttershy, you can do this. Just like you practiced."
>Tap your hoof against the door three times.
>"Go away! Only kawaii things allowed!"
>You knew this would happen.
>But no matter, you planned for this.
"But /a/non-sempai. I am Kawaii. I also have a bento we can share."
>There was an eerie silence just before you hear the sound of the deadbolt unlocking.
>The door flings open.
>/a/non stares at you for what seems like an eternity.
>Cross your front legs, tilt your head down, pout, and look up at him with cute eyes.
>A light blush forms on his cheeks.
>"K-K-Ka..."
>You couldn't hold yourself back.
>Time to tease him a bit...like in that special picture book.
"S-so, am I kawaii now...
>You flutter up towards his face.
>Lean forward and brush your cheek against his to place your lips by his ear.
"/a/-non-sem-pai?"
>He grabs you around the waist and pulls you inside.
>"I...I can't believe it. You look so...kawaii."
>Score!
"S-So that means I can..."
>"Shh..."
>He places his fingers on your lips.
>"Just let /a/non take care of this."
>Wingboner modo engaged.
>It's going to happen...it's finally going to happen.
>After all this time, you're going to get the dick.
-2 hours later-
"C-Can I go now?"
>"No, I must finish drawing you!"
"B-But I have to go potty."
>"Just hold it in."
>You try your best to keep that golden liquid inside.
>Anon promised once he's done, that you both will make love all day.
>You must survive this torment, but your bladder feels like it is about to give out.
"I-I can't hold it!"
>A tiny bit slips out.
"EEP!"
>"Fluttershy?"
>It's no use.
>The floodgates have broken.
>You begin to relieve yourself.
>It spills all over the place, getting on his good picture books and papers.
"I'm so sorry! But...I had to...feels SOOO GOOOD!"
>/a/non looks at you in disgust.
>"Fluttershy! That's is definitely not kawaii!"
>Feel your golden shower start to loose pressure and turn into a trickle.
>Look at the angered human who looks as if he'll burst a blood vessel.
>Cross your front legs and pout while looking innocent.
>Try to salvage the situation.
"Can we still..."
>He picks you up and tosses your rank, piss covered ass out his window.
"IS THAT A MAYBE!?!"
>Watch as he boards his window up.
>Sigh to yourself.
"Well...there's always next time."
>Take the walk of shame back to your cottage.
>If only you didn't drink all that water to calm your nerves this morning.
>Fucking bladder.