"They are coming...only on the *WHITE NOISE*"
By minion_of_Lulu (https://pastebin.com/u/minion_of_Lulu)

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Created on: Friday 11th of January 2013 07:37:08 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 04:05:40 AM UTC


>Helping Cheerilee grade papers, because you're just that kind of guy.
>"Oh thank you Anon. But you don't have to help me with this. I am fine here."
It's my pleasure. Besides, I need some time away from Fluttershy.
>Fluttershy has been trying to guess your fetish for a while now.
>It's a bit infuriating.
>You get to Snails's quiz.
>He drew shapes...for a spelling test.
>You have recently learned pony scribble, and you know that you don't spell Potato with a drawn potato.
>You sigh and give him a low mark.
>"What's wrong, Anon?"
>You feel a hoof tenderly rubbing your arm.
>Turn to see a concerned Cheerilee.
How can I reach these kids!
>"Shh...don't worry about it."
>Her hot breath tickles your neck.
>The next thing you know, you're on your back on top of her desk with the school's teacher on top of you.
>"Just....relax."
Wait, Ms. Cheerile-
>She cuts you off after planting her lips upon yours.
>You try to fight it, but something inside you...clicks.
>The next thing you know, your clothes are on the ground.
>Looks like you're going to rut the teacher.
>But it's k, You had a crush on her.

>Your eyes connect.
>You both smile at one another.
>This was it. You're going to actually do it.
>"Anon..."
Y-yes Cheerilee?
>The power goes out in the room.
>The only light is that coming through the blinds.
L...let me turn on the power.
>You try to get up, but two powerful paws stop you.
>Wait...paws?
>They were purple.
>Turn your face towards the town's teacher.
>"Oh Anon...you think you could get away."
>That sounded like Cheerilee...but somehow it wasn't.
>"But that's okay."
>The figure leans down to reveal...
>"Mama Zoe is going to show you what love is."
AAAAAAHH!!!!!!
>You shoot up from your nap.
>"AAAAH!!!!! Eeep!"
>And Fluttershy is in your house...again!
>How did she get in here?
Get...out...NOW!
>"B-but Anon. You were crying. I can't leave you like this."
>You see that she has a diaper and a bottle in her hands.
>"Mama will help you feel better."
>You start to freak out.
I'm fine! Now go!
>"But..."
I SAID GET OUT!!
>You pick her up, take her to your front door, and cunt punt her back towards her cottage.
>You're losing it.
>You hear another disembodied voice speak to you.
>"You can't stop... Fabulousity."
>You are definitely losing it.