"No Escape from the *WHITE NOISE*" By minion_of_Lulu (https://pastebin.com/u/minion_of_Lulu) URL: https://pastebin.com/DEFeWLYh Created on: Sunday 13th of January 2013 08:32:54 AM CDT Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 04:05:35 AM UTC >Sitting on your recliner, feeling like P Diddy. >The sun has just set. >You are reading the local newspaper, since you haven't gotten the chance to read it. >Been annoyed by Fluttershy all day. >The headline catches your attention. "Rise in Timber Wolf Attacks" >But it wasn't like normal attacks. >These were a series of rapes. >And reports say that only one timber wolf is responsible. >And it keeps calling out someone's name. >However, the mares couldn't catch it seeing that they were being violated. >The only thing they know is that the name starts with an "A". >Must be one of the apples. >"AROOOOOOOOOO!!!" >That just came from outside. >No... It must have been the wind. >You hear the sound of creaking wood from outside your house. This is getting too weird. >To the safety of your room. >Second story, door made of metal, reinforced by magic. >Basically a safe room. >The best defense for the relapsed rapist pony. >Why did you rape her again? >Oh yeah, no self-control with your desires. >You hear a sudden crash from below. >The most foul smell seems to seep through the floor boards. >A memory pops into your head. >Spike, he told you about this same smell, and what it was associated with. >It finally dawns on you, a timber wolf is in your home. >Shit_just_got_real.gif O-okay, don't panic, Anon. They smell fear. >You're shivering. >Don't know why, since you are basically safe in here. >Nop0ny or thing can get in or out of this room without your consent. >Your hear a loud thud coming from your door. >How did it know? >The banging gets more fierce. >It's trying to break down the door. >Heh, silly timber wolf, you can't break down this door. >"ARROOOOOOOOOU!!!!" >A large wooden claw slashes through your door. >Made of metal. >You have to be dreaming. >There's a small gash in the metal, you can see out into your hall. >And the wooden monstrosity can see inside. >That glowing eye. >You quickly grab a bat and duck in the corner along the adjacent wall. >A few more swipes and girly screaming later, the timber wolf's face is inside. >It looks familiar. >"Heres...Lucky!" NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! >You swing your bat, smashing his head into tiny wood splinters. >There was a sound of a bunch of sticks slumping to the ground on the other side of the door. >It lies there motionless. Is it over? >Nothing. >You let out a sigh of relief. >But that victory is short lived as the sticks begin to file through the door. >One by one. >Lucky the timber wolf was reforming right in front of the door and there were no windows to your room. >There is no way out. >Lucky had finished forming. >You notice something dangling under him. >A giant doggy cock. >"On the ground, face down Anon." >No...this can't be happening. >He swipes at you, somehow not injuring you and tearing off your clothes. >The next thing you knew, he forces you onto the ground. >You can't fight it, it's too strong. >The feeling of something pointy at your ass is all you need to know what will happen next. >"Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry." AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! >A book is thrown at your head. >"Damn it, Anon! I'm trying to read this book here!" >You must have fallen asleep...again. >Those pills the doctor gave you seemed to work at first. >No crazy dreams for a good 3 months. >Your life was fixed, besides Fluttershy trying to get in your pants. >Your friends were happy to see you out and about. >Life was good. >But a few days ago, they stopped working. >Everything crumbled around you. >These dreams came back with full force. >And magic, although abundant, wasn't good for mental rehabilitation. >Look down to find Fluttershy sleeping with her face on your crotch. >And your dick in her mouth. >You are too tired to deal with this shit. >You will let her have her way this one time. >As you stare up at the ceiling while getting a sleeping blowjob from Flutters, a disembodied voice speaks to you. [spoiler]"Once a Pound Puppies' Bitch, Always a Pound Puppies' Bitch."[/spoiler] >That is it. Tomorrow, you will go see Princess Celestia personally.