"It's a Moon Thing - Chapter 4"
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Created on: Tuesday 17th of July 2012 03:05:26 PM CDT
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Chapter 4

>Celestia throws you and Luna to chairs, and begins to talk to herself.
“Uhm, Princess.”
>”What if the magical aura that lead to the opposing-“
“Princess.”
>”… Caused by the certain angle of the magic focused by-“
“P-“
>You feel a brush on your arm.
>Luna is up on you again, with that sultry gaze on her.
“Princess?”
>Celestia is still in her own stupor, muttering gibberish about flaws to her plans.
>Luna is starting to rub your arm in an uncomfortable way.
“Princess Celestia?”
>Celestia shakes her head back to reality.
“Good to have you back.”
>”What is it, Anonymous?”
>You give your best poker face and point at Lunaughty.
>Celestia sighs, and pulls Luna away from you, firmly holding her in her own seat.
>”Luna, what is wrong with you? You’re always contained!”
>”You don’t understand our love, Celestia.”
>You give Celestia a sheepish smile and a shrug.
>And then, her focus falls to your bracelet.
>”Anonymous, where did you get that?”
>You look at the trinket, and point at it.
“That? Some middle age pre-caution Luna placed on me.”
>Celestia’s expression suddenly changes to a smug look.
>”Oh, OH.”
“Oh what?”
>”I see what’s going on, Anonymous.”
>Celestia winks at you, and leaves the room.
>Leaving you alone with-
>Luna jumps at you, pinning you to the stone floor.
>”We waited for this moment, Anonymous!”
“fdaldfghafgsg”
>”We love you too!”
>She comes in for a kiss, and you quickly hold her snout.
“Wait!”
>And so she does, waiting for input.
“What if we had some foreplay?”
>She cocks her head to the side.
>”Foreplay?”
“Yeah, the things couples do before things get raunchy.”
>”Really?”
“It’s a human thing.”
>Luna giggled as you gently laid her on her back.
>You began to massage her hooves with both of you hands, and slowly work your way down.
>Luna is blushing, but you can see that she is enjoying this.
>Which scared you.
>As soon as you reach her chest, she sighs once, and closes her eyes.
>There’s you chance.
“Okay, Luna, I got this thing I wanna try out, but you gotta keep your eyes closed, alright?”
>”Is it a surprise?”
“I suppose.”
>Luna quickly closes her eyes, smiling gleefully in anticipation.
>You quietly stand to leave.
>You look once more at the lunar goddess, and can’t help but to cringe at how cute she looks.
>NO ANON DO NOT JOIN THE DARKSIDE
>Right, right.
>You run, and run some more.
>Some platonic relationship you’re forced into- you’re always running.
>You take a random turn, leading you to a hallway lined with pillars.
>You just keeping running away from that blue she-devil.
>You hear your own footsteps echo through the hallways.
>You’re probably better off shouting your location.
>Your footsteps are quickly drowned out by several excited shouts.
>And through a door, six ponies enter.
>You know them anywhere.
>Twilight and her friends.
>They notice you as you notice them.
>”Anon?” Twilight asks, looking confused.
>”I thought you were with-“
“WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT.”
>”Don’t you-“
“NOOO.”
>Fluttershy retracts at your shouts, but you can’t give a shit.
>You are on the verge of being raped by a pony.
>You feel a tap on your back.
>…
“Get off, Applejack. Stop humping me.”
>…
“Flutters, stop humping my leg.”
>”I know how to help Anon!”
>Pinkie jumps in.
>Great, this can’t get any worse.
>”Gee, Anon, I thought you liked being with Luna!” Twilight adds.
“I thought we weren’t talking about this.”
>Twilight clams up, not wanting to argue with you.
>She looks annoyed.
>Who cares, you got a crazed princess pony to avoid.
>You turn to the pink mare.
”So, what’s the plan?”
>Pinkie lets out this shit-eating grin.
>”Party.”
“Party?”

>”PPPAAAAARRRRTTAAAYYYY”
>Pinkie shouts, before jumping into the crowd.
>She brought you to a rave.
>Of all the places.
>A single DJ is on the stage, playing some deafening music.
>No, you’re not having this.
>Pinkie is already into the party, dancing like a mad mare.
>The music stops for a second, and the crowd cheers.
>”Alright everypony, time for another song!” The DJ cheers.
>Why does she have Gatorade as her hair color?
>Fuck man, you’re not here to question pony logic.
>She flips a few switches, and the music comes back.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGXD61SapUM
>YOUR EARSSSSSS
>Fuck this rave, party, dancing, god knows what this is.
>Even Twilight is into this.
>Honestly, worst day ever.
>You find a nice stool to sit, and order a drink.
>Hell, while you’re at it, why not enjoy things a bit?
>Pinkie jumps in, hands you her drink, and trots away, to join her friends.
>You still think Applejack is humping your back, now in a drunken stupor.
>You ignore it and take a sip.
>You barely feel it, thanks to the organ-wobbling music.
>Wait.
>How did Applejack get drunk so fast?
>You quickly smell the drink you’re holding, getting a whiff of apples.
>Pinkie…

>Pinkie Pie rushed through the crowd, joining Fluttershy in her corner.
>She’s giggling slowly, after Pinkie’s ‘special brew’.
>Twilight lost it, and she’s dancing away the night.
>Rainbow Dash is just laughing at the sight, patting Pinkie.
>”Pinks, what did you do?”
>”Just gave them a little something to ‘relax’ them.”
>”You spiked Twilight’s and Fluttershy’s drinks?”
>”And Applejack, and-“

>”Anon.”

>You are feeling woozy.
>More than woozy, you just can’t seem to balance yourself.
>YOU’RE NOT DRUNK
>Oh god, you are.
>Who knew you were such a lightweight?
>You stumble into the crowd, helplessly drifting into the sea of ponies.
>Of course, you couldn’t help but feeling stupid, since you are taller than anyone in the room.
>Some stallions jeer and push you away, while some would help you.
>You finally get to your feet, and everything starts to clear up.
>And then, the lights go nuts.

>I'm better
>So much better now
>I see the light, touch the light,
>We're together now

>White lights flash continuously, as the beat went louder.
>You were having a stroke, you were sure of it.
>Everything seemed to pause for a second, the ponies frozen in place- before resuming their moves.
>And of course, the universe has plans for you.
>You slowly turn, reveling in the sight- 

>IS THAT LUNA?

>Your heart stopped for a second there.
>The alicorn smiles when she makes eye-contact with you, before disappearing into the crowd.
>shitshitshit
>You push through the crowd, trying to return to your corner.

>We’ve only just begun
>Hypnotized by drums
>Until forever comes

>You are going to make Pinkie pay for this.
>Why didn’t she just let you live with a glass of beer?
>Bet she’s having a laugh right now.
>NO RANDOM MARE I DO NOT WANT TO GRIND
>NO YOU TOO RANDOM STALLI- SHINING ARMOR?
>You quickly nope your way out of there, to what you think is your seat.
>Funny, it would seem like that you just run up to a wall.
>Looks like your system is still fucked up.
>You start leaning against the wall, desperately trying to find a way out.
>You see a certain blue blur in the corner of your vision, approaching you.
>You turn to see Luna.
>She’s saying something, but can’t make it out.
>She comes closer.
“Stay back.”
>You hold up a hand, to stop her.
>Surprise, jackass, it doesn’t work.
>You try to run, but you tumble and fall.
>Luna comes on top of you, staring silently.

>I’m never
>I’m never down
>Lying here, staring up
>And you’re looking down

>She manages to land a kiss on you, before starting to take it too far.
>Her tongue invades your mouth, and starts feeling about.
>You find yourself fighting back, which only fans the flames.
>She goes in deeper and harder, and you do the same.
>It takes you a moment to realize what you are doing.
>By then, Luna pulls away, even with that string of saliva between the two of you.
>ABSOLUTELY_DISGUSTING.JPG
>To your surprise, she starts blushing furiously (Okay, not on that part.) and runs off.
>You pull yourself up, and groan loudly.
>What the fuck.
>Pinkie comes up to you, and starts giggling.
>”Having fun, Anon?”
>You resist the urge to choke the little pink demon.
>But you’re too sick to respond at all.
>You stagger back to your feet, and begin the long march to the castle.
>Can’t help to feel this is a late-night ‘walk of shame’
>You needed someone to fix this.
>Celestia, Celestia can fix this.
>You need to get to her, STAT.
>And so you began to run.

>And you were Chasing the Sun.