"well why the fuck not"
By gando (https://pastebin.com/u/gando)

URL: https://pastebin.com/Pe6iupe9
Created on: Tuesday 6th of December 2011 03:45:46 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 07:57:33 AM UTC


public class BUTTS
{
    int butts = 0, butts1 = 0;
    
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {   
        butts1 = 10;
        butts();
    }
    public static void printMsg(String msg)
    {
        System.out.println(msg);
    }
    
    public static void butts()
    {
        for(; butts < butts1; butts++)
        {
            printMsg("You have " + butts + " butts.");
        }
    }
}