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By gando (https://pastebin.com/u/gando)

URL: https://pastebin.com/vct5hecT
Created on: Tuesday 10th of July 2012 04:02:27 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 07:56:48 AM UTC


[code]word1=$(shuf /usr/share/dict/words 2>/dev/null | grep 'es$' 2>/dev/null| tr '[A-Z]' '[a-z]' 2>/dev/null | head -n 1 2>/dev/null)
word2=$(shuf /usr/share/dict/words 2>/dev/null | grep 'ies$' 2>/dev/null| tr '[A-Z]' '[a-z]' 2>/dev/null | head -n 1 2>/dev/null)
echo "That really $word1 my $word2."[/code]
Save as jimmies.sh and run.

Post what you get, /g/.