"Whisker, the "Evil" Smarty Friend"
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Created on: Wednesday 4th of March 2020 08:12:11 AM CDT
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Ol_Dirty, November 27, 2016; 05:50 / 42955
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>be Poely, a fluffy pony on a mission
>you must destroy the evil smarty friend Whisker
>every so often, he comes to your home and is mean to all the other fluffies
>you yell and try to help but nothing happens
>you tell mommy to help but she just tells you to calm down
>you tell daddy to help but he calls you a dummy fluffy
>you are NOT a dummy fluffy!
>they're dummies for not helping
>those fluffies must be saved from Whisker
>but mommy and daddy don't let you help
>you've decided to take matters into your own hoovsies
>your friends, Bun-Bun and Stoop, have seen Whisker too
>they agree, he must be stopped
>Bun-Bun says her daddy knows where Whisker lives
>she's even been there once, she knows the way
>mommy and daddy don't know you're going
>they don't even know you know how to leave
>but you've done it before
>while they're not looking you sneak away
>you meet your two friends and leave
>Whisker will be brought to justice!

>be Ernest, a smart fluffy pony
>you're waiting for daddy to pick you up from work
>that's right, you have a job!
>you're such a smarty fluffy!
>your job is to entertain other fluffy ponies
>it's a demanding job, rarely fun
>but it makes you happy to know other fluffies are entertained
>it makes you happy because you don't have friends outside of work
>daddy doesn't let you
>daddy says that being so smart, other fluffies may not understand you
>he says other fluffies might get angry and jealous
>like the three walking up the street towards you right now
>boy they look mad...

>be Anon, owner of a family of fluffy ponies
>just got home from work to their mother crying
>one of her ”babbehs” had gone missing
>not fifteen minutes later, the dumbass squeezes in through an open window
>didn't know he could even reach
>punishment was ineffective
>sorry stick did nothing, he just smiled proudly
>mumbling something about a completed mission
>he's locked up for the time being
>will have to come up with an appropriate punishment later
>something more psychological and long-term
>no more TV time is a good start
>he would always get way too riled up watching TV anyway
>speaking of which, what's on the local news?
>”...the new season of the fluffy TV show 'The Herd' will be postponed after Ernest, the pony playing the show's lead,
was found dead outside the studio earlier today...”