"What happens when a smarty's demands are met"
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Created on: Sunday 22nd of December 2019 08:13:26 AM CDT
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Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2012 01:30:53 No.3461531
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>You're filled with mixed emotions
>You guess that's how anyone would feel after they're forced to move out of their house of five years
>Curse the disaster that caused this!
>But at least you have a new home waiting for you in the same city
>And you get to keep your job and all that jazz
>But you'll no longer be in the walking distance of the local In-N-Out
>You'll miss those delicious hamburgers
>With all your stuff packed in the moving truck, though, you know it's time to go
>Out of a sense of sentimentality though, you decided to get one last look at your backyard.
>You always like it.
>You enjoyed seeing the grass, the trees, the squirrels, the fluffy poni-
>Wait.
>You don't care for fluffy ponies
>But there they are in your yard right now
>You decide to go outside to get a better look at them
>Taking a gaze, they're about around thirty in number.
>A silver fluffy pony unicorn with a black mane trots up to you and puffs its cheeks
>"Weave dis pwace, hooman! Bewong to hewd now!"
>Eh... You might as well humor this smarty friend.
Okay
>You start to walk away
>Suddenly the smarty friend trots up to you again
>"Wai, weally? Nuu huwt smawty fwiend ow hewd?"
Yeah, really. I have no idea what you'll all do to this place, but the back door is unlocked, so feel free to do whatever. I doubt this home will ever be used again.
>The smarty friend looks at you, his eyes glittering in appreciation
>"Ooooh, tank yuu nice hooman! Now hewd can wive out dweam!"

>Okay you're getting a bit curious.
What would that dream be?
>The smarty friend is letting out a big smile
>"Hewd gonna wite cowwabowative nowel! Teww stowies, ge' bess sewwews!"
>...Da fuq.
Well, good luck with that.
>You leave.
>A couple of months later, and the herd's dream came true.
>A novel named "Balls of Sketties" is released, and instantly becomes a best seller.
>It quickly gathers a massive fan following, and a movie adaption will be released next year, alongside a sequel and an audio reading done by Morgan Freeman.
>You're not sure how all this happened, since the novel is an incoherent mess with no continuity and filled with grammar mistakes and misspellings
>But at least the fluffies thanked you in the introduction section.