"The fluff-master 250 (Challenge No.22 entry)"
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SirSoob, March 17, 2013; 21:34 / FB 9717
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The fluff-master 250
By SirSoob

>Be that anon again
>your favorite author just won a challenge on the 'Booru
>Well, not won, but he at least made the 4th place spot
>Still you feel the need to congradulate him! (Notpattingselfonthebackhereatall.gif)
>You decide to call him on the skype
>But you lost your good mircophone!
>Fuuuuuuuuuccccck
>Oh wait...you have that mic you used to use
>One second, gotta check the closet

>Be anon in closet
>Yeah gay joke ha ha ha
>Anywho, your looking for a certain box
>But you just found a music box!
>It plays this nice little tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvwlcr69FAI, until the 30 second mark, then repeat from 0:00)
>Nope, not in this box
>Not in this one either!
>For god's sake, where is this dumb thing!?
>"Fwuffy mwic wan' out! Daddeh hewp!"
>Oh there it is!
>The box near the ent...erance....
>Facepalm
>Get the mircophone out
>Its a Fluff-master 250
>The 2nd version of the Fluffy-master series
>Hasbio decided to cash in on the profits of Fluffy ponies, well before they were broken out
>And this was a mircophone made about a year before then
>Basicly, its like a fluffy pony, but it's ears are the little speakers
>The main part is located on the top
>Amazing kinda, no poopies, no need for food, same fluffy
>It was semi good
>Then you got a better mircophone a week later
>Oh well, a microphone's a mircrophone
>"Yay! Fwuffy-phone gowin uppsies! Weee!"
>Oh boy, you forgot why you replaced it
>Connect the headphones to the internet
>"Oooh, fwuffy love eletwicticy"
>Just a simple congrats, you remind yourself
>"FWUFFY WUV SKYPIES!"
>You call your friend
>Booop Boooooop Booo-
>"Hey anon! Whats up?"
>I heard you made the post from (insert contest starter here)
>"Fwuffy wuv havin' new fwiends onwine!"
>"......You have that Fluff master still?"
>"Yep"
>"Wow. I thought you replaced it!"
>"Daddeh nu wepwace fwuffy-mic! Fwuffy mic iz gud mic!"
>"Its just a temporary thing really, my other microphone is lost somewhere"
>"Fwuffy nu wan back in box!"
>"Quiet fluffy" You both say
>"Fwuffy nu like meanie hoomans! Fwuffy giv Eaw huwties
>Wait what
>You hear a loud screech
>Oh fuck earbleeding
>"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH A THORN BUSH!"
>You tear out the mic and throw it on the ground
>That broke a earpiece
>You end the call

>That convo was extremely awkward
>But hey, the fluffy was quiet
>But alas poor fluffy, that thing must pay for your insolence
>Get the bat, and the laptop
>Yes the fluffy laptop (CAUSE LEMMINGS.GIF(Read most of the other entries)
>Put on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4HqI1s8Xgs
>Oh yeah, this part....
>crank up the volume
>Have a field day on the headphone part
>"WAAHHHH FWUFFY NU WAN'", "WHY HUWT FWUFFY FWIEND!?!" "MUMMAH!" "NU WAN DIE!"
>Fluffy goes deaf, the connector broke,and the laptop has hidden itself(Read:Went into that sleep state that takes longer to get out of than normal)
>Have decent excuse for why to sell it to user 'Techbuser1109' on craigslist for a trade
>He works on this stuff for a living aparently
>He wanted a new piece of tech, so bam, you got him your Fluff-master
>He was impressed
>He got those, but
>You got an not so abused pair of headphones
>Actually there pretty great headphones, the guy must have rebuilt them
>you hope the same for the fluffy
>Everything went better than expected today
>Well except your ears, and that convo
>Ohwell.gif
>Go back to trying to wake up the fluffy-top